Wait a second

Why would anyone in their right mind want to date me? That’s to much work.

Most women want an independent man. Not a lunatic that stays inside most of the time. That eats to much, gains weight, doesn’t exercise, loses muscle, and eventually can’t even walk anymore, and has an itchy eye.

Also, that heartburn medicine might be almost useless.

The list goes on and on. When I think the list is over, I will probably think of more. A never ending list of why not to date me. Sex isn’t recommended either, as then I’ll be in love, but you won’t. Eye is to itchy anyways. Maybe a bug flew into my eye. And dropped some eggs.

She most likely canceled my doctor appointment, because I don’t want to go. They could of gave me an anti itch drop for my eye though. Probably all the crap outside. Allergies.