Tylenol
Now I need tylenol to shit too. Some people after asshole surgery, need narcotics though. Those apparently can make people constipated, and it probably would...
Chicken pox
The crapper needs a doctor, it has chicken pox.
Sweaty asshole
Asshole must have been sweaty, got home, went to the bathroom, and noticed some fresh skid marks.
Shit hits the fan
Not sure the counselor really wants me to email them if that happens.
I got talent
It takes real talent, to clog the crapper up, with diarrhea.
Was I supposed to take a laxative tonight?
No idea. But I just took a mostly runny dump.
Light brown shit
Better then bloody shit.
Annoying bowels
Don’t think the doctor said I have IBS. Nothing like shitting all day. Feels like I got to go, and not much comes out.
Fire down below
Too much mild hot sauce from Elixir Hot Sauce, will do that. The mild stuff is great for pizza. Now I need the medium stuff, for non pizza. Maybe don’t use t...
Don’t leave bathroom right away
Got to wait for toilet to flush, and finish filling up with water.
Be careful
Clogged the crapper up with too much shit once.
That’s not freedom of speech
The government going after people, that criticize, or quote somebody, is not freedom of speech.
Feed the conservative trolls
Restore your bowels to the internet, that oughta piss conservatives off.
You can have all the old posts
If you lookup the old domain on the archive site, you can find a recent snapshot from the 17th. I could just redirect this site there.
Enjoy bots
Cloudflare is set to under attack now. That might piss the bots off, and some people. But who cares. Once the unique hits takes a hit, I’ll know it’s working.
Safeway is good at pissing their customers off
Want to use the cash on your EBT card in the Safeway app or on their site? Good luck, you can’t. I even removed my debit card, and still can’t.
Nice dream
Two women were chasing me in the dream. And kept giving me shots, probably a placebo. And they were trying to get out of my dream, and into reality, they mad...
We live in a computer simulation?
That’s a good reason to stay in bed. That’s more depressing, then atheists beliefs.
Super easy to crash X if playing The Witcher 3 next gen update in DirectX 12 mode
I thought maybe the Proton hotfix would mean playing the game in Linux is stable. Nope, if you try using the witcher senses, the entire game will freeze. I’m...