Sexy BBW and over 50?
No BBW is sexy if they are over 50, not really a BBW either, more like a BUW.
She doesn't hate me?
Apparently she left her keys in her apartment. So I opened the door for her. Since I’m paranoid, I haven’t left keys in my apartment. Paranoid ab...
Was that supposed to be an insult?
A long time ago, I was playing a free, possibly opensource game, and somebody said she has been with more women then me. That isn’t hard to do. More th...
She might be attractive
But I won’t date anybody. Who’s she? All the women that tried talking to me? Maybe. Nobody wants to date a lunatic. They might think they do, but...
Porn might be useless
Don’t think that’s what does the trick anymore. Just my hand now. Does that mean I can spank it without porn or thoughts? Maybe. Or don’t s...
What's wrong with liking the same gender?
There isn’t any difference between male and female, other then some have a penis, and some have a vagina. All are human, so under the skin, nothing is ...
She poured cold water in my asshole
She was going to fuck me up the ass, but after looking in it, decided against it. She was supposed to be intersex, but she never got naked, so I don’t ...
What did I just spank it to?
Not her dick, she didn’t show much of it. Maybe her ass. The cam before, she didn’t show her dick at all. Kind of creepy, she was watching me spa...
You know what a woman said in my dream yesterday morning?
“I have a dick too”
Is that gay too?
Spanking it to big butts? Everybody has a butt. The only thing that makes you gay, is if you say you are. No disgruntled uncle can determine your sexuality.
Where are her balls?
Think she said they shrunk. Either way, her dick and balls probably didn’t do the trick. The fat under her dick and balls, that looks like a vagina, di...
No Unreal Mobile in town
All have to ship it to the store or to you. There was no way for me to know she had the day off, she didn’t tell me that. Then gets mad at me when I sa...
Was that a fat dude or a trans woman?
In my dream. They ended up leaving though. A male body isn’t attractive. They need a womanly butt and thighs. And tits. Just tits, isn’t enough.
Porn might not be the problem
The jacking off while looking at it could be. Wouldn’t be munch point in looking at it, if you don’t jack it. The counselor telling you porn make...
That's my area code
Hmu if youre into short super thick and chubby Mexican girls. I love to smoke weed. Maybe we can drink?? Im always looking ;) Not into the drinking part. B...
You wouldn't have sex with a woman with facial hair?
Why not? Because you think it’s “manly”. Manly was made to control a certain gender. Nothing is actually anything. Your whole existence doe...
That ass looks like mine
Flat, nothing to grab onto. I could post a picture, but they might find this blog with it, and then get super pissed at my comment. If nobody knows what pict...