Am I supposed to believe this?

Portals to Hell. Yeah, they captured some odd stuff. But, I shouldn’t exist in the first place. Also, you can apparently get lost when you die. You mig...

Didn't know Jack Osbourne had his own show

The World Detour show with Ozzy was funny. Jack Osbourne has a show called Portals to Hell. I saved it to my Philo. Looks like there’s a new episode. I...

Assguard

You need that in prison.

I don't speak Chinese

Somebody left me a message, in Chinese. How do I know? In English it said something about T-Mobile Chinese voice mail message. I blocked the number.

Screen protectors finally came

Got to wait for somebody to drop it off now. And, it might not come with anything to clean the screen. I just assumed it did, because they usually do. Oh wel...

Nexus Bytes

They have virtual dedicated servers. Powered by AMD Ryzen. Costs more then BuyVM, but you get two more gigs of RAM on the cheapest plan. No free DirectAdmin,...

Still no screen protectors

USPS had a massive delay. The tracking said it was in this city. But, now there’s no delivery date. It got here on the 26th, apparently it has to go to...

I had my period

You haven’t seen that episode of South Park? The other boys were jealous, that Cartman got a period. The blood comes out of your ass, if you are a man....

No ventilator for me

Apparently they attempt at making you unconscious when putting you on one. Attempt, because I’ll hear everything, I’ll be fully aware, just unabl...

Oh yeah

I need to replace the batteries in my main UPS. How hard is it to undo the wiring, and attach new batteries? It’s cheaper to buy two batteries, then th...

Asking her a question, pissed her off

Not sure why she called me back, if she’s so pissed. I was asking if the weight capacity on a chair matters. Apparently it does. But the weight capacit...

Does Fallout 76 work with 5.0-7 RC?

If so, it might perform better then the old Proton I’ve been using. That video shows what Proton 5.0-6 did. It updated. Guess it doesn’t change ...

Maybe skip getting a new GPU

I was going to get the PS5, which will have a better GPU then my desktop. Assuming I’m still alive. Just buy an expensive chair instead. One that I can...

I might have the fancy new virus

Nephew got sick, from daycare or whatever. Didn’t take long, he was there two days, before coming home sick. And Trump wants to reopen everything. They...

Rude isn't in my vocabulary either

There’s zero thinking into anything I say. If there was, there would be a 5+ minute in me saying anything. Oh wait, I occasionally think. Only because ...

No screen protectors today either

It says “Arriving late”. No explanation or anything. The virus slowed everything down. According to what I read, I probably don’t need a ne...

Was that cum?

I took a dump & piss, after I was done, I was wiping my dick off. Got something on my finger, that didn’t look like piss. It was white & sticky...

Why won't my body let me sleep all day?

Woke up at around 9 AM, went pee, then went back to bed. Only managed to sleep a little before 12 PM. Kept waking up. And I wasn’t falling a sleep very...

Finally got Apple TV+ for free

They said I’d get it for the Mac mini I bought. But you have to email them to get it, if they don’t give you it automatically. After setting the ...

macOS Catalina is a dick

It didn’t brick my Mac mini, the latest version. But iPhone communication has issues, like disconnecting if the screen sleeps, even when plugged in by ...

New iPhone SE came

How did I pre order an iPhone SE in the middle of the month? Easy, don’t spend your money. Not sure I should use it yet though, the screen protectors a...

Fallout 76 is buggy

I crafted some ammo, but didn’t get it. Nowhere to be found. Looks like I need to disable my vendor again. Shouldn’t of put it back. Clearly they...

Dogs don't check on you?

That’s what Bodhi does. If he was outside, when he comes inside, he goes directly to me. In the car, he checked on me too. If you ask me why, I have no...

I should get a new GPU

Playing Fallout 76 @ 1440p on low settings, defeats the purpose of 1440p. There’s a performance hit if you use Wine in Linux. Didn’t run that goo...

He thinks he's still married to her

Did he forget that he divorced her? That would make her, his ex wife. They will keep on acting like they are married, but they aren’t. You can probably...

Valve doesn't fix Steam bugs in Linux

This bug is from 2018, the reason I can’t leave Steam running. Monitor will go off, and turn back on, and never turn off again. Until I close Steam. Yo...

Fallout 76 might not stutter anymore

Probably a slow drive problem. I’ve been running it, and Linux is most likely caching parts of the game, 32 GB of RAM is nice, if you don’t use m...

Isn't that common sense?

If somebody associated with somebody, runs for president, you shouldn’t support them? That’s what some Trump supporters do, they still support Tr...

There's the problem

Such a message is even more unwelcome when said server had been running for months, with no configuration changes other than Windows updates. Using Windows...

Haha

You have to click enter on every page if using Safari on a phone. Maybe the time for the cookie is too long. Works in Firefox on my phone. Ahh the damn cac...

They don’t know how to do DP

One of them wasn’t going in and out. Also, I came before the DP part. Apparently I needed to see a cis woman take it up the ass. No dudes. Two trans an...

Grow some balls, knock when I'm awake

I only hear knocking when I’m oversleeping. But the days I get up early, I hear no knocking. Even while awake. In my dream, or one dream, she was tryin...

It's semen not seamen?

Both are spelled right. So, I just assumed it was seamen, like in South Park. The only reason I know it’s semen, is subtitles in a show, they spelled i...

Fallout 76 showed up in Steam finally

It’s downloading. Got to brush my teeth. I was thinking about taking a shower, but what’s the point if you are staying home all day? It’s o...

This site isn't suitable for minors

Put a warning on it. Not, that it’ll keep anybody out. Well, maybe the bots, if they don’t know how to click enter. That’ll make the site f...

How do they plan on selling me a new TV?

8k won’t get me to buy a new TV, there’s barely any 4k content, how much 8k content is there? Possibly none. I bought this one because of the 4k,...

How do sellers on eBay delete feedback?

The seller’s negative feedback didn’t turn into neutral. Did the buyers take it back, and then give them positive or no feedback? Oh wait, I thin...

Vegetables are for rookies

You require vegetables to have a bowel movement? Not me, that runny dump I just took, was painful. Probably a solid that was stuck up my ass also came out. D...

How does that work?

If you insult Obama, you probably won’t get murdered, you might be called a racist though. But, if you insult Trump, you might get murdered. You have a...

Not a bad idea

Become a stripper in Portland, Oregon. Except, Oregon is racist, or was. Not as racist as Mississippi. That might be impossible to beat. Watch the innocent s...

MacRumors should stop advertising Woot

I won’t buy anything refurbished with a screen from Woot. You’ll get a beat up screen if you do. It should be called heavily used, not refurbishe...

LowEndBoxes Review Whitelist is useless

Bandit Host is still on their list, but Bandit Host’s website is suspended. Meaning, you can’t even pay your bill, if the servers are even online...

Does the caching work right yet?

The caching plugins for Textpattern are a pain. It doesn’t automatically do everything for you, you can only cache parts of it, by putting code in your...

I'm a bad server operator

Do not sit like an ostrich with your head in the sand, being a responsible server operator and web site owner means you must monitor your logs frequently. A...

I don't pay much attention to politics

I didn’t know who the governor was until recently. Hell, I didn’t even know states had a governor. There’s probably a shitload of politic p...

That guy or gal has a wife?

That’s surprising, they can’t use a capital I, that’s one of the first things you learn in English. I’m surprised they have money to ...

Why the bad feedback?

I never receive my order and try to talk with the seller and I did got answer They got an answer, what was wrong with it? If you look at the tracking, I d...

4k OTA

Didn’t know ATSC 3.0 existed. I must read the wrong sites. I only know, because Silicondust emailed me. They have a new HDHomeRun on Kickstarter for $2...

I need a new computer chair

The stuff is coming off this one, and makes noise when moving it. Too bad I haven’t gotten the stimulus money yet. They might wait until the 1st. I mi...

Nice, Bethesda left their support forum

One of the posts you wouldn’t expect to live very long. Saying they don’t enjoy the new Fallout 76 content. I’m still waiting for the free ...

There's trans women on GBAtemp

But I’m too lazy to make an account, or reset my password if I have one. Also, it’s a waste of time, it’s not a dating site. She might also...

Goodbye Cloudflare

No IP is bad for security. Also, somehow allowing only my IP to the admin interface on this domain, wasn’t in the .htaccess file anymore. I know it was...

Fallout 76 doesn't have anti cheat?

That’s pretty fucking sad if it’s true. Can you cheat online on PS4 games? If not, I should of bought it for the PS4. You can pay for the subscri...

Don't think she has a cock

All I remember is she had a cock in my dream, and was supposed to be somebody. Don’t remember what she looked like in my dream, but possibly not like h...

Lies

Don’t think either of them had a cock. Either post op, or both cis. Did the trick anyways, as once you think she’s got a dick, the humping will s...

Ha, did I forget it at the store?

If she understood what I said, and knew what store she took me to, she’d know they don’t have it there. You aren’t supposed to get too much...

How many waivers do I have to sign?

I already signed one so she can make me appointments. And I don’t see why they need to be called to setup mail ordering for your medicine, their site s...

Logitech Combo Touch

Sucks, only works with the 7th gen iPad. That would turn it into a laptop. No mouse? You clearly don’t know anything about the latest iPadOS. I might b...

Some women have back hair?

In a Weird Al song, he mentions somebody using his razor to shave their back hair. Or is he speaking of a dude? Where do I find women with back hair? I’...

Rotor Riot Wired Game Controller

Must be licensed, Apple has it on their site. Not sure you’ll get the real one on Amazon, sold by a third party. If I ever get the stimulus check, I mi...

Use your tongue

Instead of rinsing your plate off, use your tongue. It’s easier. If you live alone, what’s even easier, is to do nothing. Good idea, when I go to...

That's a bummer

I can order my medicine, no pick option. My insurance might not allow the mail option, from Kaiser. Also, it’ll get stolen. They don’t deliver my...

I need an iPad Pro

The 2020 one, it has LiDAR. There’s a free app, to make 3D models using it. I can scan my cock with it. Scan my entire body, and put myself in The Sims...

She's in the wrong line of work

Constipation is a health issue, and she’s a nurse. Yet, say anything about being constipated, and she gets super pissed. She claims I know what aggrava...

Does Apple care if you use iMovie for porn?

I might see them in court someday if they do. That probably works better then OpenShot. You can work around OpenShot excessive memory usage, by saving the pr...

If Aliens endgame is to help us

Can they just abduct me and send me to Tonka and the rest of my dead family? Democrats might not get briefed on Aliens and UFOs. And if you say you’ve ...

That didn't take long

To shit dinner out after eating it. Might of needed to shit before I was done, I forgot. I did eat a yogurt really quick, before shitting. It was a messy dum...

No beef jerky for me

Winco had no Carne asada. That meat works great for jerky, all cut the same thickness, just slice any fat you don’t want off. At Winco, if they have it...

Didn't fall a sleep till after 3 AM

The first time I woke up was around 9 AM. For some reason I wake up at 9 AM or a little before everyday. Then went back to bed, and got up around 11 AM. I co...

BanditHost suspended themselves

Their host is a dedicated server provider, so it’s doubtful their host did. They didn’t stay in business long. If they didn’t pay the bill,...

What do you need a fuck show for?

She was sucking her dick. That is a cis sucking a trans. And I got off again. Maybe I can sleep now. Probably not. Why did that guy look like an Alien? I di...

That didn't work

Should of went to bed when I felt like puking from eating two Z Bars. Just ate a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. If that doesn’t knock me out, I wo...

DragonInjector

How much does it cost? It’s sold out, you have to wait for v20. Which might be injection molded, whatever that is. That’s a more convenient place...

No wonder I'm constipated

I haven’t been eating my Z Bars. I just ate two, now I feel like puking. That did the trick, two bowls of cereal, and two Z Bars. Probably could of ski...

The Sims 4 is from 2014?

Something said that, don’t remember what site that was. No wonder it loads fast, even on a mechanical drive. The mechanical drive is an enterprise driv...

You know what religion prevents?

It’ll prevent you from getting fake big giant tits. That is, if you don’t want tits in the after world. Even with no body, you’ll still loo...

That might piss your gf off

While she’s giving you a handjob, make horse noises. Your neighbors will be thinking, “What the fuck are they doing to that horse?”. They b...

That's a bummer

You need the Pro Lightworks, to export to bigger then 720p. Might as well use the built in recorder in The Sims 4. Or use a different video editor. OpenShot ...

I ate two cups of rice

Since I’m lazy, and an idiot, I didn’t make anything to go with the rice. The rice cooked perfectly though. You know it’s perfect if none o...

How does that work?

I hate Windows, but I like Bill Gates. Apparently you don’t have to like something they made to like them. You should like their poop, that they made, ...

Quark doesn't support Java 8 anymore

/usr/lib/jvm/java-10-openjdk/bin/java -jar Quark.jar ns-usbloader doesn’t work, or not with Java 8. The above will run Quark, after you install jre10-o...

Bill Gates and his wife are in their 60s?

Apparently some women stay attractive till their 60s, possibly longer. Speaking of Bill Gates, somebody said he’s autistic too. Didn’t know menta...

Wine might get USB support

When? Who knows. Phoronix says hopefully by Wine 6.0 next year. Hopefully my Mac mini lasts till then. And hopefully they get iTunes working too, if it isn&#...

I had to reset a password

To delete an account, I didn’t make. I didn’t click the confirm link. I just clicked unsubscribe, and it logged me in. I don’t use social n...

Why would I want free food?

I have over $200 in food stamps. Might as well spend it. Also, I’m too lazy to walk wherever it is. I’ll be walking the wrong way probably, that&...

Steak is fine on a propane grill

They got a combination grill. But he cooked steak on the propane part yesterday. Also, it was well done, just how I like it. The only thing that might taste ...

Got a refund from Woot

But it takes 3-5 days to show up on my card. They still aren’t done processing my information for the free $1,200. I might get the Woot refund first. S...

Is Animal Crossing like The Sims?

The new one for the Switch? If there’s no option to speed up time, it’ll just piss me off. It takes Sims hours to eat. I’m too lazy to ins...

The new Fallout 76 update has NPCs

But, I refuse to play it till I get the Steam version, and I’m not buying it again. Sites claim you only get it for free if you linked your account bef...

I've attempted "suicide" 16 times?

According to somebody in my dream. I only recall two times. Also, suicide is the wrong word, more like murdering the body you are trapped in. I wouldn’...

No real porn before bed

I turned off the sex “autonomy”, I call it sex free will. They know longer have sex without me doing anything. There’s four women in the ho...

The new iPhone SE was announced today

It starts at $400. A day after my sister bought a Pixel phone. I was going to tell her yesterday, that Apple might announce a new phone today. Let me know wh...

Good way to make a man dream about you

Stare at them with a concerned look. Apparently I haven’t scared her away yet. She must have more tolerance for insane people then most. My brain is sl...

The Workbench is useless in The Sims 4

Looks like you can only make predefined stuff. You’d need a mod to make more. Since, I’m staying home, I can finish trying to figure out how to m...

No friends

There’s a premium subscription for Fallout 76. You can have a private world, and play with up to 7 friends. Nobody else on it. And unlimited crafting s...

That made the server faster

Upgrading the kernel. But the Geekbench score still blows. Maybe I ran it too soon after it rebooted, so something was doing something. I could manually stop...

Anker Qi Charger works

Charged my phone to 100%, over night. So, the case with the Qi thing is fine. Could of been dust, didn’t test it after wiping it off with my hand. On t...

Out of body experience

All you have to do is look in the mirror. Worked for me. Well, you might need to be insane too.

You can make your Sim cheat in The Sims 4

There’s three women now, I asked her to move in. Need to get the friendship up, so I can propose. She will have two wives once that happens. She has ev...

Once I'm 80

If I have sex, when I’m 80, I might break a hip. She might too, since she’ll probably be 89. Did you know, in The Sims 4, with the sex mod, they ...

Was somebody knocking on my door?

It woke me up, but they only knocked once. I just stayed in bed, didn’t fall back a sleep though. Wonder what time it was.

What's so great about Geekbench 4?

People must like a bigger score. There’s no way the AMD Ryzen 9 3900X gets 5000 in the single core benchmark. Not with the latest version of Geekbench....

Sex mod kind of ruins The Sims 4

It turns them into animals, if you enable free will. And the sex can last a while, I’d recommend clicking 3, to speed it up. You could try cancelling i...

Video games can help with anxiety?

The only thing, I can think of video games being good for, is your imagination. On another note, I should get a new GPU. How much power does the 5700 XT use?...

We Are Here With You

Why is that on the History channel? Not sure if all shows have it. I’ve seen it on two, Skinwalker Ranch, and Ancient Aliens. Did the Aliens modify th...

The Sims 4 works in Linux

Better then the Mac mini? Probably not. There’s a performance hit if you use Wine. I installed Origin with Lutris, The Sims 4 install script, you then ...

SimSync

Any proverts want to play The Sims 4 with me? You should have the sex mod. I’m to lazy to use SimSync. It’s better single player anyways. SimSync...

The Sims 4 must of got a massive update

I would of been playing it sooner, if I knew they added mod support. Said something about creating your own stuff, something about a workshop. Don’t kn...

Silverstone Precision (SST-PS15B)

Does Silverstone have a case that can hold more then one 3.5” drive? That is micro ATX compatible. SST-FT03B might work. If you want to spend $200 on a...

How to speed your iPhone up

Easy, back it up, reset it, restore it, and update it. That’s all I did, and I wasn’t trying to speed it up. I thought I had a working iPhone 8, ...

You wouldn't expect to find a cock on her

Her body is small. For some reason, male bodies usually are bigger. The keyword is usually, not always. Don’t date a homophobic man if you are trans, t...

Life is like a movie

If the present, past, and future all happen at once. You are stuck in the present, which basically plays itself out. So, anybody would time travel, knows eve...

What the fuck is a NcMP?

People love using abbreviations for everything. Something Mac Pro maybe. No cock Mac Pro? You can change “No” to the “N” word, and yo...

Free money according to that

And I don’t have to do shit. So it claims. Trump will probably screw it up somehow. So, it might be a year before I get more free money. How many peopl...

Nice ass

Her dick didn’t get me off, her nice ass did though. How is that gay? Everybody has an ass. What do you need sexuality for? You are supposed to love ev...

I like crying

I might of been crying while sleeping. Probably about dogs. Might of been crying while sleeping yesterday too. I was also having some serious breathing troub...

Philo, yay or nay?

I might feel guilty if I get free news. No guilt if I use Philo. I have until next Friday to decide. I’ll probably keep it though.

Free Hong Kong, Revolution Now

Animal Crossing: New Horizons imports reportedly banned from sale in China Maybe they’ll ban my site, if it isn’t already. The Chinese government...

That was bloody

Felt like something was stuck in my tooth, so when I got home, I flossed, well only the teeth that it felt like something was stuck. Teeth because, I canR...

BuyVM's network took a dump

Under 1 MB/s downloading from my Nextcloud, well it got up to 1 MB/s once. They might be throttling it. Did get a little over 1 MB/s. My internet is 280 Mbps...

If an ad says they are a female

They aren’t, just a dude, trying to pickup other dudes. Also, that isn’t a missed connection. Something about wind therapy, whatever that is. The...

Nice, server rebooted

I didn’t reboot it. And I thought BuyVM was reliable. Apparently not. Their network has had issues, times out, even their site. Uptime Robot told me it...

Don't really need a new phone

Sister bought one from Back Market. Funny how my mom says “if you say so”, when I said she gave my older sister an iPhone. It’s a fact. She...

Don't buy a phone from Woot

I got a phone with a beat up screen, and the earpiece isn’t very loud, you can barely hear anything. The speaker works. I tried blowing out the earpiec...

Woot iPhone S&D: What you can get

See the images I took here (Not the original link, and doesn’t have all images, none of the flash ones.). If it’s slow, tough luck, Nextcloud has...

Maybe I will keep the iPhone 8

Need to examine it some more, and maybe put a screen protector on. If there’s a screen protector on it, maybe it’ll stick to the one I put on, an...

We Are Here With You

Why did the latest episode of The Secret Of Skinwalker Ranch say that in the top right? Not the entire episode, for a while, then gone, then back. Was it int...

Damn it

Got to look at my security camera footage, to see if I took my medicine. Can’t remember. I think I did though. Yup, I took my medicine. Started at 7:18...

Let's see if I won the lottery

My S&D iPhone 8 came from Woot today. Well, WiFi syncing doesn’t work on my iPhone 7, disabled IPv6 using my script, Mac mini saw it, but then it d...

That plant based cleaning stuff

Doesn’t smell good. It’s strong enough for me to smell it. I prefer no smell. Did she put it in the AC? That’s probably why I can smell it....

That's why Firefox is faster in macOS?

It’s using the one from Mozilla’s site, not Manjaro’s repository. The Flatpak Firefox, is faster then the Manjaro compiled one. I should sw...

Finally, the PS controller grew up

The PS5 controller is bigger. Just how she doesn’t like it. I assume, because my dick isn’t that big. And there’s women with maddening crus...

Was I just crying about Sofie or Tonka?

Well, I was originally thinking about Sofie. Should of done the crying yesterday, when it happened. I didn’t even get to see her, before they murdered ...

Those that use the word "faggot"

It tells you everything you need to know about them. They have a sad life. Being ashamed of their own sexuality, so they call others “faggots”. B...

The dogs were licking Sofie?

I think that’s what the dogs were doing to Buddy, at the end. They usually know the other dog is sick. So, Bodhi probably knew she was dying soon, poss...

BSOD

Sounds like a Windows problem. You are still using shit? macOS might be shit too. Catalina is buggy. Still better then using Windows. But Linux is better the...

Secret Time

I clean my asshole with her electric toothbrush.

BuyVM finally switched me to AMD

AMD Ryzen 9 3900× 12-Core Processor According to DirectAdmin. I noticed because I was checking the uptime, while SSHed into it. Only around 7 hours up...

Cartman might be right

That girls can’t be funny. I was looking on Netflix, under comedy, had some with women, and the preview it showed, wasn’t funny. They talk about ...

Hugo died

At least on my Mac mini. The new post, doesn’t show up, it didn’t generate it. Doing the same crap on my desktop. Well, that’s a bummer. Fi...

I have food stamps

I got an extra $84 on the 4th. There was a thing on my door, saying something about that. I didn’t get extra money in March, like the paper says. Maybe...

She thinks I'm a mind reader

Telling somebody you don’t feel good, doesn’t mean to a non mind reader, you aren’t picking them up today. Maybe somebody that has a brain ...

I don't want to be your bf

I want to be your tramp. I’ll leave that photo there, for your viewing pleasure. Where’s the video? I’m to lazy to do anything with Hairyf...

Sofie was "put down" this morning

More like murder. Her tumor got huge, and she couldn’t pee. She claimed she didn’t have to do it yet. But, how is she supposed to pee? Sounds lik...

Nude dancing video is funny as fuck

Lightworks sped it up when previewing it. Will the export be the same? I’d share it, but it might break BuyVM. The sped up video is only 8.7 MB. ItR...

Don't really need a Raspberry Pi 4 now

Maybe a Raspberry Pi Zero, and another camera to attach to it. My other Pi Zero, the connector is broken for the camera. I broke it more by trying to use the...

How much is Spotify?

And does it work better with my fancy audio recorder? I don’t recall what the audio recorder is called, it’s on my Mac, and I bought it. With Ama...

I was looking at porn in my dream

Or I was looking for somebody to have sex with. Lots of nude photos, some of those women had cocks. When was the last time I looked at porn in reality? I don...

Free drugs

If you are a crime lab chemist. There’s a documentary about that on Netflix. The system is completely broken, apparently it’s almost impossible t...

Almost 20 GB already

That’s how much space motionEye has used so far. I should lower the quality. I could use HEVC, but that’ll burn the CPU up most likely. I need to...

streamEye systemd service

cat /etc/systemd/system/streameye.service [Unit] Description=streamEye Conflicts=emergency.service emergency.target Wants=network.target network-online.targe...

motionEye is nice

Except, it might get my CPU up to 32C. Also, when the desk shakes, it’ll detect motion. To use a a streamEye mjpeg in motionEye, as a network camera, n...

Was I singing in reality too?

I was singing about not caring if she has a dick. Or something about chicks with dicks. If I was singing in reality too, some neighbors might look at me funn...

Does motionEye work in macOS?

I don’t care if the Mac mini runs hot, I don’t use it anyways. DuckDuckGo only finds motionEyeOS, I want just the frontend, motionEye, without th...

How did I miss that episode of Pawn Stars?

The one that he blows up a car with a tank? Maybe I did see it, and have no memory of it. Philo never said it was new, that’s how I missed it. It aired...

The Atari VCS is running Android?

That’s what a comment on GBAtemp says it is. A Android box. Pretty sure they said Linux, which isn’t Android. Android might use the Linux kernel...

I told you, dogs love me

Apparently the only lap Bodhi jumps in, is mine. Doesn’t surprise me one bit. All the dogs over there like me. Speaking of dogs, Sofie probably isnR...

7.4 GB

That’s how much space my security camera footage used today. The quality is probably better then before. Either lower the quality, or change the ffmpeg...

Didn't need to respond to that message

He sent another iMessage, asking if I’m alive. He didn’t say anything about Tonka dying, or even my mom getting a yellow lab. It’s possible...

That's not a missed connection

And they can’t figure out why they are getting flagged. Instead they insult the people flagging them, by calling them “POS”. That seems to ...

Walmart will cancel your delivery order

Gave my mom money to buy stuff to get delivered, and they cancelled the order. She ended up going to Walmart to get the stuff. She could of sent my money bac...

motionEye is installed on Pi

Well, Pi-hole must still be working. FreeRADIUS is probably working too. It’s a MMAL Camera, the one connected directly to the Pi, not USB. So, you nee...

No new iPhone SE today

The rumor site said it might be announced and/or for sale today. Do you get $1,200 if you get free money from the government every month?

That's illegal

When I was in high school, somebody said they found porn on a computer. I don’t think they looked at it, just saw the filename. Well, the teacher asked...

Isn't that commonsense?

I should of checked the Trash on her Mac mini, before opening a terminal and running “du -h” for various folders. None of the folders were using ...

Got XMLTV installed in Manjaro

The AUR package doesn’t work. You need the Git version, which works. I didn’t bother editing the PKGBUILD to use the Git version, I just manually...

According to Apple, I should get tested

The only symptom I have is trouble breathing. I also have extreme obesity. It didn’t ask how much trouble breathing, or how often. The doctor would dis...

Not my voice

The one that talked through me, when dreaming about water, telling me to calm down. Just recorded myself saying Hello. Didn’t sound like what I heard t...

What is that?

Update It’s an optical illusion. How do I know? That’s the conclusion I came to while sleeping. Don’t ask me how, that just popped up in my...

Nice

The new iPhone SE, might be announced and possibly for sale tomorrow. Sucks, I already bought a S&D phone from Woot. If I get $1,200, I might buy the new...

Nice network downtime, BuyVM

Connection timed out. The update is still over 50 days on the server. Would whoever at the data center stop knocking the router over?

Tonka was sleeping by me last night

All night, even before I woke up, I could feel somebody laying by me. I was also laying, how you’d lay if a dog was sleeping by you. It’s possibl...

How am I supposed to sleep?

Well, it looks like the crying happened before I fell a sleep. Good luck falling a sleep when crying, it just doesn’t work. I wonder if I do go to slee...

Apple being Anticompetitive is news?

They are Anticonsumer as well. They should strongly encourage Apple, and others, to make it possible to fix and/or upgrade your own stuff. Not solder the SSD...

That prosecutor never lost a murder trial

Until the one she lost, which was a guy that was at a Baseball game. They were able to obtain lots of evidence, video, cell tower. HBO had footage of him, at...

Do women's crushes grow?

Until whoever they have a crush on, has a crush on them? That might be how babies are made, the first step. Is it woman’s or women’s? The e impli...

Archive.org is useless

They don’t archive my site. Probably not something they want to waste space on. Is their some other site archiving it? If not, and I delete a post, bef...

If they have their phone out

They want your number. A woman, and a man have done that to me. Didn’t look at the dude that did that, think he had his phone out. Didn’t feel li...

When in doubt, ask her

If you doubt she doesn’t or does have a cock. You’ll never know for sure, without asking. See a babe walking down the street? Ask, it doesn’...

I might be eligible for $1,200?

Apparently it’s confusing, some people that thought they’d get it don’t, some people that thought they wouldn’t get it. Not surprisin...

I doubt she has a cock

Why do I have so much resistance to post that? Maybe she reads one or more of my blogs. No idea. Well, who she is, won’t be posted. Not till the resist...

Tourette syndrome

If the asshole has that, they might still be an asshole. Also, why wouldn’t they do it at night usually? And why is it always “woo”? Is tha...

Good idea

Use my PCIe M.2 NVMe adapter, for another NVMe SSD. Then, I don’t have to remove my GPU to remove the Crucial P1. Since shipping is delayed, I’ll...

Did Sofie bite Bodhi yesterday?

No idea, I was facing the other way. I just threw the ball. And apparently I didn’t turn around fast enough. Well, I was watching him run super fast do...

That's not a missed connection either

Asking people to show their tits to them. Probably a dude, thinking women will send him photos of their tits. There’s a use for my Yahoo email account,...

You know what would be funny?

When you hear the guy having an orgasm in my bathroom, play woo.ogg or woo2.ogg. If it’s the same guy going woo, that’s having an orgasm, they wi...

How will I die?

Crying to death. There must be a part of me that doesn’t want to die, and a part that doesn’t care. As the breathing trouble you can get from ser...