The Outer Worlds DLC is available on the Xbox
Probably PlayStation as well. Need to lookup and see if you have to start over to play the DLC. If not, I should just get the PS4 DLC. Except, I might have $...
Ha, she thinks I care if I get kidney failure
Why would I care? I don’t care if I live very long. That’s why I don’t exercise, eat healthy, or do anything. She can always sue the doctor...
What does it only being Monday have to do with anything?
You don’t buy toilet paper when you need it? You just wait until you’re taking a dump and have none? That might be what she does. I didn’t ...
This site isn't blocked in China?
That’s surprising. According to Cloudflare, some people or bots from China have accessed this site. Oh wait, I don’t generally post world news. A...
Target lowered the price of Xbox GamePass Ultimate
It’s $20 now. I paid more for all of mine. I can stack 36 months, so I could get four more. I’ll pass. I might get a Xbox Series X by then, and t...
Good day to oversleep
Not so good for my lungs. Something was blocking my oxygen hole, probably my esophagus. I must move a lot while sleeping. The motion light on the fridge was ...
Custom plugin partially works with PHP 8.0
The archive links don’t work. This plugin had the code I needed, just slightly modified it. 404 error with the old PHP. Probably need the archive code ...
How is that legal?
Trans porn. You’d think the republicans would outlaw it. Since it doesn’t go with their religious beliefs. I think only one of them had a dick. S...
Textastic is horrible
Try saving a file to a Samba share, you’ll get a spinning beachball. So force close it, then try rebooting. It’ll take forever to reboot, over 30...
macOS Big Sur is buggy as fuck
My text editor won’t open anymore. Looks like I’ll have to use my desktop to attempt to fix my plugin, because Macs aren’t for production. ...
PHP 8.0 is correctly installed now
Textpattern might be the only thing on my server updated to support it though. I had to php-fpm80.service file. The solution is to set PHP 2 to No, and then ...
Real trans women don't look like the ones on the internet
If they do, you got lucky. You can tell she’s trans, just by looking at her face, and listening to her voice. Unless it’s the internet, then you ...
80 million Americans are fine with men grabbing women by the pussy
They voted for Trump, and in his own words, he said he gets away with grabbing women by the pussy. He’s a nasty old man. Oh wait, they don’t beli...
Didn't get to sleep as long as I wanted to
Had to take a dump. I was farting all morning. I was nice and cozy under my blankets, so I didn’t want to get up. The dump before bed was brutal, it hu...
I don't have to rebuy The Outer Worlds if it ever gets DLC
It’s included in GamePass Ultimate. I still have the PS4 and PS4 version as well. I have more then one game I need to beat on the PS4, that may never h...
I'll never stop obsessing over if the Vizio TV has a good picture
I went from a cheap TCL -> expensive TCL -> cheap Vizio. If I went straight from cheap TCL to Vizio, I might not be obsessed over it. I should have got...
Mike Bunker
Search for that guy on the internet, and one thing says he’s a scammer, if Scientology is responsible for that site, then it’s false. I don’...
Does my eGPU enclosure support other PCIe cards?
It might. It has a ton of screws though to open it up. If only it had drive bays, then I could put a SATA card in it. If there’s one that works with ma...
She didn't get the 65" Hisense TV for $250
It was sold out at 12:30 AM. They probably had exactly ten available, and thousands of people trying to buy it.
It was 5 AM
Got woke up by somebody’s music. Or some kind of sounds. Thought it was coming from the living room, so I got out of bed, but didn’t notice anyth...
I should of bought a cheap TV brand
Not sure the picture is any better on the Vizio than the cheaper brands. And, I have to reboot the fucker, as it malfunctions. Turning off and on isn’t...
Stupid Vizio TV
Had to reboot it to get sound working. Turning off and on didn’t fix it. There’s a reboot option in the menu. It did say no sound on the input. T...
How slow is the M1 Mac mini's 512 GB SSD?
The read and write speed are almost the same. Now, if only I knew how to desolder. Might not work in a PC though. I don’t think the controller is on t...
macOS Big Sur doesn't like Samba shares
Let your fancy new M1 Mac mini go to sleep, wake it up an hour or so later, and you might have to force Finder to relaunch. Problem is, Finder won’t re...
People care how many antennas their Mac has?
I don’t, I use Ethernet. Everything with Ethernet, uses Ethernet in my apartment. Well, except the laptop, it’s usually on WiFi. I should probabl...
USB Ethernet adapters work with iPhones and iPads?
I kind of doubt it. But some poster on a forum claims they do. Does Ethernet show up in settings if you attach one? USB 3.0 adapter I have, doesn’t app...
Did they get inspiration for one vehicle in Borderlands 3 from South Park?
It looks the same, except I doubt the Borderlands 3 vehicle has dildos for controlling it. Still trying to find the South Park video. No idea what the dildo ...
Don't scroll with arrow keys in Safari
It’s not smooth like if you use the mouse wheel. Probably smoother then my ass though.
Thanksgiving is like a laxative
It’ll get your bowels moving. I did feel like puking before I got up, needed to take another dump. Feeling like puking is better then smelling ass. Yes...
Now what am I supposed to use my iPhone SE for?
Battery is only down to 74%. If I still spanked my monkey, I could drain the battery by looking at porn. Even sex dreams don’t cause me to have any int...
If somebody says ghosts don't exist
Well, God and souls don’t exist either in that case. You get lingering spirits with the God belief. It’s funny how what you believe, seems to be ...
You can get a 2 GB NVMe SSD?
What good is over 2,000 Mb/s if it’s only 2 GB? You might fit one porno on that if you are lucky. Then later in their post, they say 2 TB, so which is ...
Twelve months of GamePass Ultimate
Just bought two more codes from Walmart. Three months per card. My mom bought one, she bought the actual card one for some reason, not the digital code. Had ...
Modal™ - Silicone Band for Apple Watch™ 40mm and 38mm - Candy Apple Red
Is the 40mm Apple Watch for women? That band only goes to the first hole on my wrist. My wrist doesn’t look that big. Not sure if it’s easier to ...
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without somebody choking
I tend to choke a little at home when eating snacks. But the choking at Thanksgiving was serious. If I didn’t cough a piece of turkey up, I might be a ...
Painful dump
If you get constipated, I wouldn’t recommend going anywhere until you take an actual dump. On the way home, my stomach and/or colon was hurting. A youn...
Why would you get a console and play on a tiny monitor?
Makes zero sense. I prefer to play games on a 58” TV. If I want to play games on a tiny monitor, I can use my desktop. Sounds like they bought the wron...
Guild Wars 2 sort of works on the M1 Mac mini
It’ll drop a lot if you go somewhere crowded. But it can go up to 30 FPS or a little more. That’s on the performance setting. I forgot everything...
Haha, Trump can't pardon himself
Only on a federal level. His state can still arrest him. Problem is, he’d have to go to a special prison, or be isolated from everybody else. Since he ...
Poop hole
You are so stinky, yet you taste so good, I’m underweight. That’s how you get skinny, by eating poop holes. I do wonder what a tongue in Uranus f...
How long until I take a real dump?
Some logs came out earlier. Some baby turds came out not long ago. Neither is really a real dump. You need more than two turds for a real dump. Maybe I’...
I don't think KnownHost allows adult content
So being as cheap as my VPS, means nothing. If it’s legal, it’s allowed on BuyVM. Also, I don’t want an old Intel CPU. I’ll take any ...
Don't buy a Mac if you want Windows
There’s no need to “overpay” for a Mac, if you want Windows. You won’t be getting a M1 CPU, but you’ll save $600+. Can you mine...
That survey isn't worth doing
Once you get near the end, it asks a bunch of personal questions. Giving them my age wasn’t enough. On the next page, it wanted my gender, and how many...
Apparently to wake my monitor up
You have to turn it off and on. Or the Mac mini crapped out. I was trying to change the input, to see if the other input would wake up. I clicked the power b...
That's what happens when you are constantly pissed
People aren’t going to want to go to your house anymore. Looks like UPS finally delivered my watch bands, I may never actually get it though. I’m...
That's not what I ordered at all
They didn’t even tell me I had substitutes at Fred Meyer. I wouldn’t of paid for the soap they gave me, if they told me. I wanted hand soap refil...
"MY STICK!"
You got to turn your volume up for that. My stick might be better than bacon as well. There’s ten hours of it on YouTube. So, now need to tell it to k...
Had to mark Etsy as spam
I unsubscribed more than once, enjoy going to the spam folder Etsy. Why does Safari keep correcting my use of the wrong word? I prefer to use “then&rd...
How would I know she's in the middle of doing something?
She thinks I hanged up on her. Couldn’t hear anything, so hanged up. Now, she’s all pissed off. She claims she isn’t mad, she sure sounded ...
Lame
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate 3 Month Membership is on sale for $23 at Best Buy, but you can only buy one. I wanted at least two. Oh well, three months is better t...
How do women that don't know you get a crush on you?
That’s a good question. If you consider knowing somebody based on their blog(s), well anybody can say anything online. And if that’s the case, I ...
Acronis True Image 2021
Looks like Black Friday, lowered the price of it to $35, that’s cheaper then a 2 TB portable drive. Waiting for Finder to restart, apparently on the M1...
smartBackup isn't great
It doesn’t back everything up, gets a bunch of errors. I don’t really want to buy something to back it up. Sucks Time Machine killed itself. The ...
iOS apps work on my M1 Mac mini
Well, Antutu Benchmark does. There probably isn’t any real iOS apps I want or need on my Mac mini. I was just testing to see if it works. I used iMazi...
I need one of those sex bots
There’s some show on Netflix that talks about sex bots and various other stuff. I didn’t watch it, just saw the auto playing preview. The only pa...
Over a year since Tonka died
Still crying like she died today. That makes dumps take a long time. Those who say time will make you feel better, are wrong. Maybe if you consider dogs as p...
The Universim appears to work on a M1 Mac mini
Is that a road in the game? Didn’t see it in the Linux version. Can’t play it in Linux, graphical glitches. I thought the Mac version was going ...
That's not a bad idea
Get a cowboy hat and a clown costume. Then when I’m roleplaying, she’ll ask me to be a cowboy, and I’ll go put a clown outfit on with a cow...
Got Omada SDN Controller 4.2.4 to work
I had to delete mongod in bin, and make a script, so it wouldn’t use a database engine that isn’t compatible with the Mongodb I compiled. Raspbia...
Now that's what I call a wet dream
Was it piss or cum? Probably piss, I really needed to pee. No assistance from my hands, they were up by my head. She was supposed to be trans, but I don̵...
Don't update stuff at night
Past 11 PM. Updated the controller for my wireless AP, and now the controller fails to start. Bummer. At least I took a nap. The error is probably because it...
Aiming with a controller can be challenging
I must of forgot how to aim with a controller, reliably. Also, some of the guns in Borderlands 3 might have shitty handling. Some of the guns, the cursor mov...
Installing Samba on my Raspberry Pi 8 GB
NFS doesn’t work in macOS, probably a permission problem, that is too much work to fix. Samba works though. Well, not for Time Machine, that broke itse...
Don't sleep on your wrist
If you have carpal tunnel syndrome. You’ll wish you didn’t if you do. I had to put my wrist somewhere, so I must of put it under my head. Now to ...
The Xbox Series S has problems?
The only problem I’ve noticed is The Witcher 3 does a ton of loading, it probably needs an update for the new system. The new controller has a nice gri...
Now that's what I call diarrhea
That can give you a headache as well, if you hold diarrhea in. Is it diarrhea if it’s only runny once? Lucky I didn’t shit myself when farting. T...
The M1 Mac mini is fast
If you use Safari. I haven’t opened Chrome yet, I did download the Apple Silicon version. The Firefox beta likes crashing. Now to go shit again.
Nice headache
It’s like the one I got before I started puking. At least, I have anti puking medicine now. Now that’s what I call a nap. My head might feel bett...
I thought Trump didn't like communism?
Throwing votes out, isn’t a democracy. He claims the democrats want communism. No, he’s the one that wants that. He’s like the only preside...
Got Borderlands 3
The digital Xbox One version is only $20 from Newegg. If the code works, I bypassed Microsoft’s old game tax, last I looked they wanted $60 for it. But...
That dump felt like puking
Out of my anus. The Mac mini purchase got me three free months of Apple Arcade. Now, I can play the SpongeBob game. Don’t forget about the Sasquatch ga...
SmartBackup
That’s the cheapest macOS backup alternative to Time Machine if it breaks itself. SmartBackup is free, but doesn’t support APFS. Their site claim...
Now I might return the new Mac mini
Restart Samba on my desktop and macOS completely freezes. Well if Time Machine didn’t break itself, I wouldn’t need to do that. Looks like I&rsq...
I don't like the Best Buy Apple Watch bands
I like the red one I bought, but doesn’t lock into place. Going to message the seller. There’s another seller on Etsty, got to buy one for my mom...
Time Machine has to delete all my old backups
Said it can’t reliably be restored. It took a long ass time restoring the data using the migration thing when setting up the new Mac mini. If it thinks...
With enough mediating, you can apparently turn into light
It’s called enlightenment. If those pictures were real, I should mediate non stop. It requires doing it for days. The guy’s body was shrinking, a...
Safari has issues on M1 Mac as well
You are likely to get a spinning ball of death. Just try clearing the history, in an attempt to fix it, so you can import Firefox stuff. I had to download t...
Mac mini M1
Got one today. Paid my mom half. Paying her the rest over time. Take four payments of $100 and one of around $70. Might just give her it all on the fourth pa...
Watch band from Etsy didn’t work
One band part is loose. The part with the holes in it. Not locking in. With the official band, you can hear it click. I don’t think either part of the ...
TDS Fiber emailed me
Said to register if you want it. If I recall correctly, my mom said it costs money. Since I don’t know how long I’ll be living here, I probably w...
Don't think the MacBook Air has Ethernet
And the Mac mini is faster, it probably has a fan, the Air doesn’t. I probably have a USB 3.0 Ethernet adapter somewhere. I don’t have an expensi...
Time Machine is faster in macOS Big Sur
And the Mac mini might be sleeping, says hourly backups, the last time was 7:01 PM, it’s almost 9 PM, and it hasn’t backed up again. But before t...
She was a young woman?
The woman that brought my pickup order to her vehicle. She didn’t charge me, we should of waited, as somebody else would of came out and took payment. ...
You know what sounds like knocking when sleeping?
Assholes revving up their engine. They must live a depressing life if they have to do that to feel better. Haha they failed at completely waking me up. They ...
Nice, Apple messed up my eGPU
Black screen when launching stuff with it. The HDMI is plugged into the Mac mini, I couldn’t reboot it with it plugged into the eGPU, or at least not s...
Maybe Z bars do help my bowels
That felt like a nice sized dump. Did take a little bit of pushing. But it felt good afterwards. Shit was probably stuck.
Intel i3 is slower then AMD Ryzen 5
The CPU in the Mac mini is as slow as my $200 laptop. The laptop is AMD Ryzen. They score about the same in a single-core benchmark. So, why did this Intel i...
Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age
You need the first book as well Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse. Not a fan of Trump books on Amazon. Buy one of those books for everybody for Christmas, ev...
Etsy won't stop sending me spam
I unsubscribed like three times now. I do every time they email me spam. Need to see who their email service is, and see if there’s a report spam link....
That's what a 40 year old butt looks like?
No thanks. That doesn’t mean the first time viewing it, I didn’t get a hard on. Ten years younger might of looked better. Send the DMCA takedown...
I can't wear my watch in bed anymore
Woke up and my left wrist hurt, where the watch was. If you don’t make it as tight, then it’s too loose. The new band I ordered might fix that pr...
Good luck
Forcing me to do something in my dream. Not sure why there was a woman and man in my apartment in the dream, if they weren’t there, I’d be sleepi...
She doesn't have COVID
The test came back negative. She just has a nasty cold, that I may slowly be catching. Nephew probably got it at school. Woke up with breathing trouble, test...
Rage 2 reminds me of Borderlands
You don’t get a huge selection of guns in Rage 2, you can just unlock the guns, and then unlock perks or whatever for them. Borderlands 3 isn’t i...
Damn, might be better to wait for a better Mac mini
Apparently the M1 doesn’t support eGPU. At least according to one poster on a forum. The max RAM you can get is 16 GB. I think mine can take 64 GB. It ...
Josh Gates Tonight
It’s not on Expedition Unknown anymore, it has it’s own show now. So, I missed recording it, I didn’t know it wasn’t on Expedition Un...
NoMachine
I don’t want one that is accessible over the internet. VNC is slow as fuck, even on the local network. And it doesn’t work in macOS Big Sur. A na...
Trim Enabler
Not sure trimforce works for external SSDs. Didn’t for me. But Trim Enabler did, I have a license, not sure you are really supposed to use on more then...
Oops
I might of gave everybody COVID. They asked if I wanted to be tested, I said “I dunno”, then they asked my mom, who said no. I should of said &ld...
Scientology sure likes calling people liars
Why would all those people be telling what they witnessed and/or happened to them, if it isn’t true? They aren’t getting paid to say bad things a...
Etsy doesn't believe in tracking numbers
Ship it somewhere else, and you’ll be asking them everyday if it came yet. Ship it here, and it’ll get delivered to somebody else, but I’ll...
Cybersex?
It slowly penetrates the PSU with your hard drive. Sparks fly everywhere, computer is completely dead. It looks like you killed the computer, by shoving a ha...
Make sure you download Tor
Who knows how long till the US censors the internet. Probably once the next republican gets the white house. I don’t intend on ever voting for a republ...
There's the photo I was looking for
Classic Urban Legend: The Time Traveling Hipster I saw it on some show. For some reason when sleeping, I wanted to look for the photo when I woke up. I final...
Third dump of the day
How many till all the shit is out? Speaking of dumps, I got kicked out of a woman’s house in my dream for using the crapper more than once a day. I don...
The Fred Meyer app isn't great
Said it couldn’t submit the order. So I went through the order again. Got three confirmed order emails. In the app, I had two orders, so I cancelled on...
Why did Channels email me that you can put the DVR on the Raspberry Pi?
I’ve had it on my Raspberry Pi 4 8 GB for some time. I’m not using their custom image. It’s not the only thing running on it. And I’m...
Binge eating before bed
Two Z bars didn’t help my bowels this morning, I think it has fiber. The shit didn’t want to come out, and something hurt while doing it. That is...
That's why they wouldn't send me somewhere undercover
Did you see what Peter in Family Guy did? The criminals wanted to do karaoke, and he said they could use the microphone under his shirt. I’d probably b...
Why does the new Mac mini have the same PSU as the Intel one?
It needs 150 watts? Or too lazy to downgrade it? Might actually be cheaper, as there might be a bunch of 150 watt PSUs ready to go into new Mac minis. I wond...
Operation Not Permitted
When trying to mount a NFS share in macOS. Probably the same problem I had last time I tried mounting it. Looks like I’ll need Samba. Sucks macOS doesn...
Semi brick Apple Silicon Macs
Just go into recovery and reinstall. Another working Mac might be able to fix it. If you have the right cable. You need Apple Configurator 2. Source
People make zero sense
If you know somebody’s email, why sign them up for shit, when you could just send an actual email? That happened two times, the first time newsletters....
Scientology isn't a religion
Watch the Scientology show on Netflix. I may never finish it, apparently there’s three seasons, I would of started at season 1 if I knew that. The stuf...
Racing in Rage 2 is kind of hard
The handling isn’t very good. I probably only got first place, because the two vehicles in front of me, slowed down right at the end. I have the game o...
That video plays in Firefox on my Mac mini
This lovely video. What’s wrong with Firefox in Linux? It says it’s corrupted, but plays if you download it, or use a different OS apparently. So...
That might fix the small font in macOS
This, it enables HiDPI on any monitor. Now, it’s similar size to Linux. Just reboot after installing it, then go into Display settings, and select the ...
That didn't last long
Using the Mac mini instead of my desktop. I think there’s a DPI setting in Firefox, in about:config. Not sure the macOS version has it. But that would ...
All that eating before bed was a bad idea
Two dumps so far today. Stomach kind of hurts as well. Maybe I’m having a stomach attack. Like a heart attack, but in your stomach. Hmm, the more I eat...
How did Firefox get updated?
I don’t recall running “flatpak update” and it updating anything. Yet, I’m running the latest version. I don’t recall Firefox b...
The reviews are coming in for the new Macs
And the Mac mini might have the best performance. I might get the 512 GB SSD one, not with 16 GB of RAM, I’m too cheap. The MacBook Pro isn’t muc...
She might be getting a COVID test
Sounds like she now has what I had. Fever and chills. Diarrhea instead of puking. So the question is, did she get a cold, and then what I had, or did I have ...
That might sell me on a new Mac
This might, can you actually edit the video with only 8 GB of RAM? Rather then just exporting it. But, I can use it just for transcoding video, maybe HandBra...
Zap2it is possibly the worst TV guide service
The new episodes of The Simpsons, still aren’t tagged as new. The only workaround in Channels DVR, is recording all episodes of The Simpsons, or manual...
What I found in Rage 2
A guy crawling on the floor in a circle, with a tail. Looks like some kind of bondage. Since it’s semi porn, you can find it on my porn site. Probably ...
Thanks for giving me a bare bottom spanking in the back of your limousine
For looking at trans porn. Your hot soft hand, sure felt good spanking my ass. That’s what I think of when reading the title of a Thank you post on Cra...
Steam
The review for my rice cooker, makes it sound like water comes out while it’s cooking. Water came out when it was done. They should lookup steam. Maybe...
The TV probably isn't the problem
Apparently Netflix loves artificial light. Artificial light makes it look like shit. No light does the same. They could underexpose, and the problem would be...
What do I need 16 GB of RAM for?
I bought an Xbox Series S for games, so any Mac I buy, doesn’t really need more then 8 GB. free -h total used free sha...
That's a stupid thing to say on a Apple forum
That iPhones don’t have good tech or something. They also complain about the price, the iPhone SE is cheap, and smokes any current Android phone, thank...
Looks like they are still measuring the floors
Did the governor shut everything down again? If so, I don’t see the point. I might need to take another dump, I’m lucky they didn’t come wh...
macOS Big Sur looks way better
I could use my Mac mini now. But the CPU is slower then my desktop. It’s about the same as my $200 laptop, the Mac mini. That’s how much of a rip...
I need a new holster for my phone
Get one from Etsy, it won’t be till next month, or next year. They cost at least $40. The holster I have is weird, the part that goes on my belt, seems...
I wanted to make love to a woman once
She just laughed at me. The Apple Watch battery lasts longer if you don’t wear it all the time. Easier to wash hands without it on. That’s probab...
Human to Human love is a scam
I don’t think any human actually has the ability to actually love another human. Or maybe it’s just me who doesn’t. You can probably blame ...
Thanksgiving is soon
I won’t be going though. You aren’t supposed to have Thanksgiving with a different household. She can’t figure out why verifying something ...
Ha, some claim you only need 8 GB of RAM on the new Macs
You need at least 16 GB, if you plan on running virtual machines. Well, except, Linux will function with 4 GB or less. I guess I might not need 16 GB, since ...
No trespassing
Somebody put that on their door, but put the second s in the wrong spot, instead of trespassing, it says “tresspasing”. I should put that spelled...
How are they going to replace the floor?
There will probably be another shutdown, because Americans refuse to wear masks and social distance. The almighty Trump said it’s nothing, just a cold....
How many people pick a 60+ pound dog up to put in their lap?
I did that when Tonka was here, and not suffering. She only stayed in my lap for like five seconds. She would get in my lap by herself, if I was anxious. Pos...
Second dump came out
Smelled horrible. Probably got an infection in there or something. Maybe a farm of fish living in my gut. Or is it old shit? Maybe it smells worse the longer...
What's wrong with Rage 2?
I never bought it because of the bad reviews. If you have Game Pass on the Xbox, you can get it without paying for it. I haven’t seen anything wrong wi...
If you have a hard time getting the band that comes with the Apple Watch on
You basically have to find a third party band. I wouldn’t trust the cheap ones on Amazon. Best Buy has some, their brand, but only $10 less then the Ap...
Gold Fish are like a laxative
Eat enough before bed, and get a decent sized morning dump. The shit didn’t want to come out at first, then turned into loose, possibly a little runny ...
Divine number 12
That’s the latest Ancient Aliens episode, something about the Divine and the number 12. The good news is, Ancient Aliens might look just as good as on ...
The victims family is hell bent on who committed the crime
They aren’t open to the possibility that who the cops say did it, didn’t do it. Seeing how those cops play dirty, I wouldn’t trust them. Th...
The Witcher 3 isn't a good experience on Xbox Series S
The only game I want to play, and it has a serious loading problem. There shouldn’t be any music in that video, so I shouldn’t be violating some...
Fallout 76 on Xbox Series S
Might be brighter on my monitor. Hard to tell by that screenshot, if it looks just as shitty. I don’t recall what it looks like on the TV. I’d h...
America has the most incarcerated people in the world
How does the US have more then China? China has more people. Probably because in America, they love wrongful convictions. It makes prosecutors feel good to g...
That might be a good way to get evicted
Refuse to move anything off the floor when/if they come to replace it. It’s a small apartment, nowhere to put the stuff. That’s why it’s on...
Maybe that'll stop my Vizio soundbar from turning on over night
When I wake up, sometimes the soundbar is on. I changed the TV to Eco mode, instead of quick start. It’s possible the TV is turning the soundbar on. Th...
Why can't the Xbox app see my screenshots?
Did it not actually take the screenshot? I couldn’t find it on the Xbox itself either. I wanted to see if the screenshot looks like ass as well, on my ...
That guy probably is a Trumpet
He thinks net neutrality is getting rid of innovation. So, he thought they should get rid of it. Pretty sure they got rid of it. I guess he likes big compani...
You can to run Windows games on Apple Silicon
They’ve never heard of CrossOver apparently. They made a blog post, saying it works on the new Macs. I stopped reading their comment, after they said n...
Apple Watch will fix your sleeping schedule
And CBD. That’s assuming you set a time to go to bed and wake up. I go to bed before my bedtime though. I only waited 25 minutes or so after my watch a...
Women Trumpets
You wouldn’t think any women would support Trump. But at least 77 million people voted for him. That’s a massive cult. Being a Trumpet, is basica...
Morning dump
A little rock might of came out. In bed, I felt like puking. That won’t be all the shitting for today. It’d be awesome if I puked up shit, during...
I don't think Microsoft knows how to make user interfaces
The Xbox Series S interface is messy. They should of copied Apple. Is the PS5’s interface any better? I wouldn’t need the PS4 if I got that. But,...
I can't eat bread or cereal anymore
Not after the puking illness. The cereal could be the cause of it. Not sure what the bread did. Well, I might lose weight. I’ll be eating a lot of soup...
Microsoft Edge isn't fast on the Xbox Series S
If you click the right thing, it opens Microsoft’s shitty browser. It went to the Xbox Series S page on Xbox.com. And it struggled. I blame their brows...
I never learn
How many times do I have to choke on food to stop stuffing my mouth? I was stuffing my mouth with pretzels. Is that how I die? Choking to death on food? The ...
macOS Big Sur installed
Running “sudo trimforce enable” might of made my external SSD faster. Guess, I do need the Trim Enabler app, it’s on my mom’s Mac min...
Butt hurt because the governor is trying to get the virus under control
The people in the building, aren’t compliance with his orders, well some are, but not the majority of people. Hmm, are tumors hard? Might have a brain ...
macOS Big Sur finally downloaded
And the next problem was, not enough free space to install it. Thanks Apple, for overcharging me for a Mac mini with only 128 GB of space. The new models onl...
What makes her think Tonka is in a better place?
She probably couldn’t move on without me, so she might be staying till something happens. If a dog’s person, is miserable after they die, and had...
How is that sad?
That your mom is stronger then her 30 year old son? That’s what happens when your dog dies. Also, why would I want to be strong? I’m not a Strong...
I can wear my boots again
The laces she ordered must of came, either today or yesterday. If she doesn’t make dinner, she has no intention of speaking or seeing me that day. I...
Does Xbox Remote Play work with computers?
Probably only Windows, bummer. I could use my iPad, but I need a controller. You might need a controller with a computer as well. So, I guess it doesn’...
How many dumps do I have to take?
Sucks it doesn’t all come out at once. I’m sure the floor people will like watching me poop. Not to mention, it’ll be hard to do the kitche...
The eBay scalpers might be slightly pissed
Walmart isn’t selling all their PS5 stock at once. They sell out, then take more orders later. Must be hard work being an eBay scalper. If I bought it,...
Neat Image 8.6
They added support for my AMD RX 5500 XT GPU. It’s about time, Neat Image is slow using the CPU. They apparently had to drop support for some older GPU...
An Error Occurred While Installing the Selected Updates
Not the only one getting that error, when trying to update macOS. See here. Every time I click update it gets that error now.
Police probably voted for Trump
Apparently there’s a lot of racist police officers in the US. At least in Boston. They wanted to charge a black man, for somebody’s wife being sh...
Only two days or so to download the macOS update
It’s downloading super slow. Probably everybody trying to download it at the same time. Maybe it’ll brick a bunch of Macs. Then a lawsuit will ha...
I was almost right
In Expedition X, there was a scream. I thought a monkey screaming. Most likely a type of cat. That doesn’t explain everything that happened though. It ...
Damn CBD
Take it at 7 PM or so, and you might get tired slightly before 10 PM. It’s the best sleep aid there is. Pain reliever as well. After 10 PM. Watch just ...
I need more space on my Xbox Series S
Fallout 76 is 70 GB or almost 80 GB. I’ll buy the expansion card with Christmas money, if I get any. I got to buy a Mac mini next month. The Intel one ...
I need my anus shaved
There’s a post on the porn personal site, that says they need their kitty licked. Well, she can shave my anus, and lick it, if that floats her boat. An...
Looks like my theory is correct
Fallout 76 works better on my Xbox Series S then on my desktop with Proton. Looks horrible though. Might be because the TV is 58” and 4k. Probably need...
Apple TV green on a Vizio TV?
Get into the menu on the TV, then click admin/privacy and click reboot TV. Sure enough it’s not green anymore. It doesn’t completely turn off whe...
Does my host like porn?
If so, maybe they’d like sponsoring my mostly fake porn site? I can get some ponies on there, I’ll buy me a pony outfit. Or make a pony outfit fo...
How long does the battery last in the Apple Watch SE?
Will it die if I don’t charge it till tomorrow? That is die when I’m sleeping. It’s down to 63%. Taking it off is a pain, then you have to ...
Nice rice cooker
It was cheaper then the Panasonic I had, and doesn’t burn the bottom of the rice. The Panasonic is somewhere at my mom’s, if you want it. Think t...
Channels DVR is fine
The problem is Zap2it, not Channels DVR. Probably waiting for Zap2it to respond. They said I should report it as well. Where does Schedules Direct get their ...
With any luck, the new Mac mini should smoke my desktop
At least in single-core performance it will. It has 8 cores, my desktop has 6 cores and 12 threads. I wonder what the multi-core score will be. Maybe that...
Ask a Trump supporter one good thing Trump has done
Apparently they can’t name anything, other then lowering taxes for the rich. Now to email Channels DVR, and see if there’s an update on it. How m...
The Witcher 3 is almost unplayable on the Xbox Series S
Like loading? Play The Witcher 3 on the Xbox Series S. It loads in the middle of dialogue. In fact, it probably has more loading then any other version of th...
Why would you play consoles on a monitor?
Might as well join the PC Hitler Master Race if you are playing on a monitor. I’ll be playing on a 58” TV. It’s cheaper then a 58” mo...
That dump didn't want to come out
I could feel it coming out while pushing it out. Did get some ass burgers on my finger and thumb as well. Sometimes the toilet paper slips, and you end up wi...
Amazon will have the new Mac minis
Don’t know if they’ll let you pay monthly, once it isn’t a pre-order anymore. They don’t have the 16 GB RAM option. I’ll have t...
What's her point?
I’m not sure why I exist, and somebody else isn’t me instead. When did I say it was her problem? You got to complain to somebody. Hmm, might get ...
Shouldn't of told them about the floor
Apparently they are already coming out to measure the floors. That means, they might be replacing the floors soon. I’ll just leave all the stuff on the...
Is Comcast throttling my connection finally?
Not every speed test is under 100 Mbps. Once Fast.com was around 20 Mbps, now it’s 61 Mbps. The Xbox is downloading at 6 Mbps or so, or it was. So, I d...
The Apple Watch SE is better then the Amazfit GTS
The only good thing about Amazfit, is it’s cheaper. The Apple Watch has a faster CPU. What about the Series 3, is it better as well? That’s close...
Don't play games that are still downloading on the Xbox Series S
You’ll get some annoying loading, even when in dialogue. And apparently, setting it to instant on, doesn’t make it like rest mode on the PS4. So ...
My heart rate ranged from 59 to 102 while sleeping
When I woke up, the battery was only down to 82%. How long will the Apple Watch SE battery last for me? I might get record time, I don’t get many notif...
It's not 76F in here anymore
I didn’t do anything. The heater still isn’t on, and neither is the AC. No windows are open either. Did everybody lower their heater? Maybe someb...
Xbox Series S
Nice feature, the phone and console, don’t have to be on the same VLAN, and that’s isolated VLANs. Must be going through a Microsoft server. Wait...
Almost half of the US is beyond stupid
Trump got 70 million votes. They did find voter fraud, a Trump supporter used his dead mother’s identity to vote for Trump. So, Trump should speak abou...
Apple Watch SE arrived today
Said it was coming yesterday, but didn’t. That isn’t the most exciting toy I got, that would be the Xbox Series S. I could sell it on eBay for a ...
Why do women usually like dominate men?
I’m not either, I just stick my Peter in her for five seconds, then fall a sleep. I might leave it in, so I can have wet dreams all night long. Except,...
Why don't eGPUs work with the new Apple Silicon Macs?
That’s a bummer. The enclosure was around $200. I put an old GPU I had laying around in it. That’s the main point in Thunderbolt. I’ll have...
Shitty mess
Took my second dump of the day, and it left a shitty mess all over my anus. Good thing I washed my hands, or I might be tracking shit everywhere. Probably do...
Xbox Series X sold out
I tried ordering it constantly, but when placing the order, it said it was out of stock. I may of got the S though, that’s probably sold out now as wel...
Fuck yeah
New Mac mini, Apple Silicon. I’m buying it as soon as possible. Why are all the new Macs limited to 16 GB of RAM? I think my Intel Mac mini can use 64 ...
I can see why some people experiment with drugs
They probably mean nothing to their family. Some would call it drug addiction. If you’re hopped up on pain killers, you might not care if you mean abso...
Getting up before the pre-orders start won't increase your chance of getting one
I’ll just spend the money on something else, if I can’t buy a next gen console. I won’t pay more then retail for one. New Apple Silicon Mac...
Now, I don't know what got me off
A hot cis woman, and a trans woman, that might sound like a dude. Before I clicked the cam, there was a cam by it, that had a dude. So which is it, a trans w...
And that isn't rude
Trying to talk to her, then she gets up and leaves the room, while talking to somebody else. Acting like I don’t exist. Well, that is good news, that m...
Still no email from Channels DVR
They got the channel that The Simpsons isn’t showing as new on. They haven’t bothered to respond again. And it costs $80 a year. Mythtv is $20 a ...
Don't bother arguing with stupid
Trump supporters will stay in lala land. Biden is winning the popular vote and the electoral college. Not everybody is in lala land like Trump supporters, th...
It's funny how she sent cheap WiFi adapters back
Guess she wanted to return the entire order, not just the majority of it. She could of connected to her phone’s hot spot with a WiFi adapter. Don’...
Channels DVR support is slow
And it costs $80 a year. I replied with the channel number at 10:01 AM yesterday. Haven’t heard anything since. Good luck keeping customers, with slow ...
They do know Windows is closed source as well right?
So saying being a Mac or iPhone user, based on closed source, is pretty sad. They claim iPhone and Mac users think closed source is more stable. Their games,...
There's her problem
She thinks everything should be a certain way, including how people act. Well, have fun living like that. You’ll be as pissed as she is all the time. T...
Was somebody sleeping by me last night?
I didn’t wake up thinking Tonka or anybody else was. I just felt a warm spot, until I woke up and rolled over. The blanket was pushed down like somebod...
She claims I have to participate to see my grandparents
In what? I was there last time they were. I just didn’t sit outside like everybody else. It would of been more like standing up, no thanks. I doubt the...
There was a Comcast outage earlier
Probably came back online shortly after I left. I thought they blocked my modem, it’s not the one that came in the prepaid kit. All the lights looked f...
I think she just likes arguing
Or she doesn’t want anything I say to be true. Said it’s less liberal in Eastern Washington, and she said that isn’t true. I doubt my docto...
Damn, Starlink's upload is only 13.8 Mbps
They can give you over 50 Mbps download, but not upload. Still better then Comcast, sad but true. My phone can get 20 Mbps upload, or close to it. On T-Mobil...
Lock him up
Now that Trump won’t be the president soon, he can be arrested. He can’t pardon himself now. If the IRS wants to go after him, they might. The pe...
Appetite is coming back
The soup for dinner didn’t fill me up. Should of made two cans of it. Also, should of got frozen stuff as well, on my Fred Meyer pickup. I bought what ...
That's slow support for $80 a year
I should get an email on the weekend. I emailed Channels DVR, because it won’t automatically record new episodes of The Simpsons. Well, if they donR...
That's legal?
What Scientology does with tax exempt money? There’s a documentary on Netflix, I’ve seen two episodes so far. Good thing I have no friends, if th...
Why can't I hear the sound on YouTube in the audio sync video?
You can’t hear the bip and the bop. On my TV, using the Apple TV. Even cranking the volume up, I can’t hear it. I do randomly hear something. So ...
Sad day for Trump
Joe Biden declared victory. I voted for the winner this time, in 2016 I voted for the loser. Maybe all the people that didn’t vote in 2016, but voted i...
She sounded like a robot
What was wrong with T-Mobile? Low signal? Using WiFi calling? No idea. Called the Google Voice number and Google is messing up? It stopped while talking to h...
She's sick
She took a two hour nap. That would indicate she’s sick. I don’t think she usually takes a nap, or that long of one. She’s exhausted, and h...
Looks like she blocked me for some reason
Goes straight to voicemail. She doesn’t respond to texts either. Didn’t even do anything. Odd that she decided to block me. Ha, her phone was dea...
Stinky fart
Lucky I didn’t shit myself. Stomach bugs might make stinky farts and shit. Not much shit came out. That won’t happen till the second time shittin...
What happens when you get a stomach bug
High heart rate. No idea how accurate this oxygen thingy is. Is it FDA cleared? The oxygen level went down, by 2%. Is that a dot after 11? I doubt my heart ...
That didn't feel good
The dump I just took. Some of it might of been runny. I was almost burping up hummus as well. Maybe I do need the anti puking drug twice a day. A 5+ day stom...
We don't live in a very smart part of the world?
That might be true, this is a shithole city.
You aren't supposed to take anti puking pills when not needed?
I do need it in the morning, when I take my morning drugs, so I don’t have to eat a certain amount. I can’t eat the cereal I have, it might be po...
A next gen console is cheaper then a PC
A CPU would cost you $300, for the PC, no point in adding all the other parts up. If you are a Windows lover, that’ll cost you money as well. No Window...
The anti science movement has been going on for 30 years?
Is the goal to have the US completely stupid and unable to do anything? If a war happens, they’ll just think “Oh God will save us”. And the...
Don't think my stomach is better yet
The last dump hurt. Got a slight headache as well. That might be from the lack of food today. Need something more filling then yogurt and crackers. Do I keep...
Might be time to buy an Apple Watch SE
It’s $50 off at Walmart and Target. Walmart is sold out of the black one. But Target has it. Does the sleep tracking work? And how often do you have to...
The AMD 5600X isn't that much better
Look at the benchmarks on Geekbench for it, then look at the 3600. The score difference, isn’t enough to care. Not worth $800 or so for all the parts f...
IV aftermath
Big purple circle around the hole, where the IV was. I did get some oxygen tester thingy, and a thermometer. The thermometer won’t work with 1.2v rech...
Not that bad if your neighbors don't like you
Once you move, nobody will say anything to you while moving. Was she avoiding me, or did she actually not notice me? More likely avoiding me. At least, I did...
That's when Tonka started getting sick
She came up to me, and then started licking me a bunch. She knew what was happening to her then. Dogs are all about love. She was telling me, she loves me. T...
Why do my neighbors crank their heat at night?
Hard to sleep when hot. All the heat under me, is coming up into my apartment. It’s 75F in here right now. Might need to turn the AC on. No wonder my c...
There's another way to play the Windows Fable when it comes out
One of those game streaming services. NVIDIA’s works in Chrome in Linux. So, if it doesn’t work in Proton/Wine/Whatever, you could use a streamin...
The new Ryzen CPUs are out?
Buy that instead of a next gen console? Maybe, I only play one game, Fallout 76. If the motherboard has the second PCIe slot not grouped with anything, I can...
(347) 781-4559 Social Security Scam
Founded on an immediate basis as we have received suspicious trail of information on your name due to that your assets and benefits will be freeze permanent...
That would be a good South Park episode
Trump supporters believing their alternate fact, that their ass is their dick or pussy. So, you’ll see them trying to penetrate another ass with their ...
Gun stores have probably sold guns to killers
Should they be doing life in prison as well? A weed dealer, that didn’t personally commit violent crimes, shouldn’t be doing life. The war on dru...
What's the point in a app launching speed test between iOS and Android?
They aren’t running the same OS, so it’s kind of useless. That’s like comparing a pogo stick to an apple. Also, the single core score is be...
She's only a year older
She claims to be dominant. But, I’m not sure I’m either. I won’t take the lead, and I probably won’t listen to directions either. She...
Of course the Earth is older then 6,000 years old
The preview for a Bill Nye documentary, says 6,000 years old is the wrong age of the Earth. If he’s saying it’s younger, he’s really wrong....
Starlink Internet costs $600 to signup
That’s what my sister said, and so does searching on DuckDuckGo. Not really that much, you have to buy a dish. Does the dish have to go outside? It com...
CBD is like a miracle drug
It helps pain, and sleep. Possibly anxiety as well. My wrist doesn’t hurt much anymore. No real issue falling a sleep, unless I don’t take my bed...
Nice, the new Fable is coming to Windows as well
Will it work with Wine? If so, it doesn’t matter which console I get. I can’t do GPU passthrough, I want the good GPU in Linux, and at x16. IR...
Did Trump win yet?
I don’t read or watch the news. I only watch the news if it’s on at her house. I might see titles on my phone for news, but I don’t click a...
I don't recall shots being that painful
The flu shot didn’t seem to hurt that bad. I got a shot of some medicine at the hospital, the only option was a pill or a shot, no IV option. The nurse...
My days of making beef jerky are over
That could be what made me sick. I’d think I would of got sick sooner though. Guess the Zyprexa slows everything down. Now, what should I do with my fo...
Where did the shit go?
Got a piece of toilet paper, to wipe it off my finger. Looked back, and it disappeared. Hallucinating shit now? Maybe. It could be anywhere, I’m too bl...
IVs aren't fun?
You must have a different idea of what fun is. You can get some sweet drugs from an IV. Like when I got some scan of some kind in Oregon. Makes you feel like...
There's a lot of attractive women at the hospital
If you like watching babes work, go to the hospital. The rooms kind of suck, in the I assume ER. I could hear them talking to some young person, don’t ...
She claims she isn't angry
But the tone of her voice says otherwise. And the argument that she gets angry at me for standing in a doorway still stands. What does me having to behave ha...
"She's in a better place now"
That doesn’t make me feel better. That made me cry as well. Nobody will or has the ability to understand any of it. Most people’s dogs don’...
I need to move
I’m only depressed when I’m at home. Almost as soon as I got back, the depression kicked in hardcore. Might be impossible to sleep with depressio...
I might be in the hospital soon
Need to get my oxygen level tested. I also might of puked up diarrhea. I can’t push to go properly. Came out of my nose as well. That’s how I kn...
That ice tastes horrible
Not completely done, but a small amount that was, I tried, and it tasted horrible. I won’t be eating any ice from that. Drinking a lemon Spindrift now....
Puking on your hand is great fun
Stomach acid or bile as some people call it. I sleep a little then wake up. Trying some water again. Tomorrow will be Gatorade and popsicles. I’ll have...
Did I finally get the virus?
Puked a bunch of liquid up earlier. Not a pleasant headache all day. Not a great feeling in my stomach either. I did notice some breathing trouble earlier. B...
Weird headache
Might be getting sick. Cereal isn’t enough food before taking my medicine? I ate a yogurt after I took my medicine. Got to love hard on stomach drugs. ...
That felt like Meiko sleeping by me
They all had a spot, Buddy was with his head on my foot. Meiko was higher up. And Tonka would just sleep really close stretched out. Can’t remember if ...
I'd reckon giving the intellectual property thieves money is cheaper
Then buying the Evercade. I have more then one device, I can play old games on. A N3DS and a Switch. So, I won’t be buying anything. With the bad revie...
Does the placebo effect work for everything?
So if I believe every woman has a cock, if I ever see one naked in person, I’ll see a cock on her? And she won’t have a clue to what I’m ta...
Level 144 and I haven't completed the main story, in Fallout 76
How do low levels get the secret service armor? See them jetpacking without power armor. I shouldn’t be forced to do the impossible main story. You hav...
How can an exorcism kill you?
It’s a world wide recognized mental illness. If you believe in it, an exorcism might work, it’s like the placebo effect. There’s something ...
Soundbar doesn't turn on when turning the TV on anymore
And Logitech is a dick, they don’t have my soundbar in the app. So, I can’t use my universal remote to turn it on. My Mac mini has been off for d...
Valve still hasn't bothered fixing an almost one year old bug
Here’s the bug. No idea why people love Valve so much. All my devices are set to stereo. I’m far too lazy to test if it works now. And I’m ...
The best part of the iPhone SE
Low resolution screen, that makes the battery last longer, and the user interface faster, the GPU does less work. The A13 is capable of more, but I’ll ...
Ninja FG551 Foodi Smart XL
That would come in handy, you don’t have to know what medium well is if you get that. What happens if not all the burgers or whatever are the same thic...
People still play Second Life?
I can make money in that game, that is real money. Is there still a Linux client? Well, got to shit some more. Honey Nut Cheerios will do that. There was an ...
Tonka did what humans are supposed to do
Unconditional love. I don’t think I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing. Animals apparently have less expectations then what God has of h...
Good job at tricking me
I set one show to skip recording, because I thought it was just two old episodes. That’s what 2 hour episodes usually mean. Except, this time, it meant...
That jerky needed more seasoning
And I cut it wrong, so it was super chewy. The last two pieces were done. It had white strands in it. But, since I must of cut most of it thicker, I needed m...