Ship it somewhere else, and you’ll be asking them everyday if it came yet. Ship it here, and it’ll get delivered to somebody else, but I’ll never know it was delivered. So maybe after a month of waiting, I’ll send a message to them, saying I still haven’t got it.

If they deliver to the wrong address, whoever they delivered to, might decide to keep whatever you ordered. That’s what happened when I ordered screen protectors for a phone from Amazon. They were probably thrilled. Worth almost nothing.

It isn’t meant to be able to get packages here. You need to move to be able to do that. I’ll probably get evicted soon, for lying and saying everything is working fine when she asked me. Who lies instead of saying all the stuff that’s broken? The sinks need de clogging, they refuse to fix the toilet seat. The oven might not get hot enough.

If you don’t tell them about broken stuff, they evict you. Even if you are insane. One dentist said my luck would run out, oh wait that was about my teeth. Still no cavities that need painful filling. They thought I did, but they just sealed em up.

How long till my luck of not being evicted runs out? Till the next puking episode, and puking after 10 PM very loudly? Getting noise complaints.