Mission complete
I found a power armor chassis in Fallout 76. I looked up where you can find it. I went to two places I know, nothing, the third place I didn’t know, ha...
Randy's Pandemic Special
I wouldn’t recommend watching it, if you are offended by sexual jokes, like masturbating. Randy’s wife claims she doesn’t smoke weed. But h...
TTartisan and 7artisans isn't the same?
Apparently not, they just picked a similar name. I thought the TT was a typo. Is their 35mm $80 lens any good? Where does Photo Rumors ship from? Manual lens...
Proud Boys
Trump’s army is ready to fight. Vote against him, and you might get shot by them. They don’t want a democracy, shooting people for voting for who...
iPhone disconnected from WiFi
The controller said it authenticated again. It hasn’t been doing that, since updating iOS. Doesn’t say connected after it, just that it authentic...
Nice, no power armor now
I accidentally scrapped the power armor chassis, luckily it didn’t scrap the parts. I looked at the two places I know that sometimes there is a power a...
Now, the building will be even less secure
No FOB will be required to use the elevator soon. All the lazy people didn’t want it, so now they can leave the doors to get into the building open, an...
Amazfit GTS 2 might be available on October 30th in the US
According to Amazon, that’s when it’ll be available. It’ll cost $180, so a little more then the first one, still cheaper then an Apple Watc...
Am I trying to make myself sick?
My appetite came back, so I ate some frozen burritos. Should of went with the toast. I’ll probably have diarrhea at least once tomorrow. At least, I di...
How does AMD plan on selling new CPUs?
The AMD 3600 is good enough for me. Faster RAM might be nice, I can fix that by buying a 32 GB matching kit, instead of two 16 GB kits. You can get some fast...
Focus Magic
If it’s good enough for the FBI and CIA, it must be good. I should see if it fixes images that aren’t completely in focus. There’s a trial,...
Still no diarrhea
Not much came out. I was going to watch TV, but there’s nothing to watch on Netflix. I only watch shows that are based on reality, or possibly based on...
Don't like the supreme court justices voting?
The republicans just had to get their crony into office as the president. Now, they can have the majority of the votes, meaning they can get rid of Obama Car...
Oops
I had the healing factor mutation, and accidentally went through my radiation removal shower. Bummer, that mutation makes you regenerate health quickly. And ...
Wait, I'm alive?
I ate a Jimmy John sandwich. I might need to take a runny dump now. Possibly did before the sandwich. Breathing might be more difficult. Just do some crying ...
What's the point in the new Apple Watch Series 6?
The blood oxygen sensor isn’t medically certified. So, there’s no reason to pay $400 for the newest Apple Watch. If I wanted an Apple Watch, I...
Might still be sick
I was about to leave, but now my stomach is starting to hurt. Probably almost time for another runny dump. Hmm, so if eating results in runny dumps, does tha...
Why is it a hate crime if you aren't a police officer?
Because the law doesn’t apply to the police. If a non police officer, did what racist police officers do, they’d be in jail. You will find havin...
Big runny dump before bed
Well, the diarrhea or some of it, finally came out before bed. The first time I tried going, was 1 AM, woke up, cause I thought I had diarrhea. It was probab...
Apparently some people use the numbers on a manual lens to focus
I don’t even look at the lens, I just rotate till it’s in focus. Without a measuring tape, I have no idea what the distance is. Guessing, and you...
What happens if you use a Vizio TV with a Vizio soundbar and have HDMI CEC enabled
Oh and it changes input on the soundbar with that disabled, so the soundbar is probably doing it by itself, too bad it won’t turn off when the TV does...
There's the problem with online games with crafting
Need something for a recipe, for a challenge, you have to cook a bunch of crap. So, I went where I thought I could find it, and some asshat already harvested...
Nobody wants their pussy licked
And missed connections isn’t a looking for pussy section. In fact, Craigslist has no such section anymore. Now, if you want to lick ass pussy, you coul...
That's interesting
She’s always yelling at her dog. Yet, I yelled at one of them once, probably Sofie, and she got all pissed at me. I should of said, you yell at dogs al...
That's what I should of done with my ADATA NVMe 1 TB SSD
Make it a cache, for the games. I could still do it, by putting the games on a slower drive. Except, it might require formatting both drives. I’m guess...
That didn't even last 24 hours
Headache finally went away. Was able to finish my second Spindrift, that I should of been done with hours ago. Ate some toast, no stomach pain or anything. N...
How many Android phones have I had?
Probably more then the number of iPhones I’ve had. Apparently it took a lot of shitty Android phones to realize, I wanted an iPhone. The best Android p...
I'm sick
Doesn’t take much salad to find out you really are sick. Was eating it, then had to spit it out, and run to the bathroom. Looks like my stomach canR...
Some nice fellow told me to smoke police sausages
When I was in high school. Smoke meaning suck, and sausage meaning penis. Why doesn’t he do that instead? I gave him my number, and he texted me, or I ...
That nap might of done the trick
Except, the fucking headache might of came back. Must not of been conscious enough while sleeping to notice it. I did puke a little. Before my nap. The pukin...
Might be getting sick
You can thank all the assholes that don’t take the virus seriously. And if I get it, I’ll most likely be dead. Had a headache, thought I had diar...
Dish won't have The Simpsons soon
Unless they sign a deal with the greedy Fox assholes. I get it over the air, so unless they stop broadcasting, I’ll still get it. I might move someday,...
Wouldn't recommend eating that much
Now it’s hard to breath. Maybe I have the virus, well see you possibly where dead people go. If I reincarnate, well I’ll be a baby somewhere, wit...
Loud asshole
If you can hear somebody on the second floor, in the living room on the third floor, they are way to loud. Will you get evicted for calling your neighbor an ...
Am I trying to have a heart attack?
Three or four bowls of ice cream so far tonight. Maybe I should of ate more dinner. Or not buy ice cream. Probably shouldn’t buy Cheez-Its either.
Did my sex drive finally die?
Well, I was dreaming about sex once. No wet dream yet though. I don’t recall the last time I looked at porn. Maybe that’ll finally be the last ti...
Morbidly obese + fancy virus = death
You are more likely to die from the fancy virus, if you are morbidly obese. Is that how I die? Maybe. I might be too lazy to do anything about it. I do have ...
She thinks Gmail is the only email provider
There’s a lot, in fact, you can get your own email at your own domain. The problem with deleting my Gmail, is some accounts might not let me change the...
Excellent
Sexual Consent Form Don’t ask me how to fill it out. But, I should print it, and hang it on the wall. I’ll make all guests uncomfortable. Just do...
She doesn't know what love is
She didn’t let me see Sofie before they murdered her. I could of saw her the day before, if she didn’t decide no dinner and no picking me up that...
Just say the Democrats did it
If you cheat on your wife. If you get arrested. If you are racist. It’s always the Democrats who did it, not you. Tell that to the court.
Do I like making myself cry?
Maybe. I was dreaming about my mom dying. I was also dreaming about Tonka. Had to “put her down” in the dream as well. Hmm, I might of died in on...
My E-M5 II does the dual IS?
If that’s true, I need the 12-100mm F4 Pro lens. I can then sell a bunch of lenses. I’ll pass, I prefer my manual focus 17mm lens. Since I don...
My money maker
If I could charge my camera by USB, without some expensive adapter thing, I could make a ton on the internet. Turn Hairyfupa.com into a live cam site. Use a ...
That's the problem with buying food
If you have a eating problem, you’ll overeat. If the eating problem is bad enough, you’ll eat everything you bought in one night. Heart attack, h...
How about a hung trans woman?
And maybe learn to spell as well. The ad is worse, they don’t know how to spell “you”. The letter u doesn’t spell a word. Might be e...
When did that happen?
Didn’t feel a thing, when it happened. Now it might itch, but that’s about it. I should probably get the tetanus shot I need. Might of got slice...
That should get my bowels moving
Amy’s TV dinner. Lots of vegetables in it, that means lots of fiber, which means diarrhea. They put good seasoning on Amy’s TV dinners. If I knew...
Why wouldn't she want the almighty Trump to win again?
Just believe what he says, and don’t pay attention to what he does. And you’ll be fine. He’s got to keep Making America Great for the top 1...
App Clips is a great iOS 14 feature
Does it work in iPadOS as well? Once somebody finds an exploit, you might be able to run non Apple approved apps. Maybe it’ll be possible to install th...
I should of bought the Xbox Series S when it was in stock
I could of been an eBay scalper. Or I could of bought the X, I’d just have to wait till December to get it. I wonder how long it would of been for the ...
You don't go in a mediated state right before falling a sleep?
It feels great. Except, I always think it’s the end, and I’m going to leave my body. Then I fall a sleep. Does that happen every night? I noticed...
People actually read terms?
Why add the chargeback info to the top? I don’t do chargebacks for such services. I intend to use it. Well, not really use it, just to get email from m...
Good way to die
Suffocation from crying about your deceased dog while sleeping. You got to do some extreme crying for that to happen. Not sure I was actually crying in &ldqu...
Benford's law
Watch the Digits Connected episode on Netflix. All planets follow that law. How does an Atheist explain that? Why would everything being made by itself, foll...
Fallout 76 is too much work
You have to go all over the map looking for plants, if you want the medic tad whatever challenge. I don’t know where Toxic Valley is, doesn’t app...
The writer for Josh Gates sounds hilarious
Does he always sound like that? He claims he didn’t tell him about investigating him, with a private eye, or a private dick. If what Josh said is true,...
Lay down and poop on the floor
That’ll make your wife happy.
Anybody have the answers to the hunting exam in Fallout 76?
The most I can get right, with mostly guessing, is 4 out of 5. And it doesn’t give you the same answers every time, so good luck brute forcing it. That...
That's what happens if you don't wear a mask
Looks like my sister and her kids, might of been exposed to somebody with the virus. They went to a bunch of parties. They had one party at their house. One ...
Bluetooth shouldn't be accepting connections all the time on my new soundbar anymore
Surprised the nice fellow didn’t connect to it, while sleeping, and wake me up with their shitty music. I disabled the AutoVA thing. Don’t ask me...
VIZIO M21D-H8R
Does it sound better then my $100 LG? You can hear what people say, without turning the volume up. Doesn’t really sound any different, at least for Cha...
Vizio soundbars aren't easy to setup
It won’t stay on the HDMI-IN, it keeps changing to HDMI-Arc. That’s the only reason I bought it, for the HDMI input. Might have to return it. I c...
T-Mobile blocked that call
This is to inform you that there are legal charges filed against your social security number for fraudulent activities, and now we are suspending your socia...
Don't buy an Apple Watch Series 6 for the blood oxygen sensor
Apparently, it isn’t meant to provide medical advice. So, I don’t know what the point in the sensor is. What’s the point in knowing a possi...
Amazon Luna
It works in Linux, possibly, if you use Chrome. Same as NVIDIA’s shitty service. I might trust Amazon more then NVIDIA though. Does Luna support Steam?...
Sounds like a Windows problem
An attempt to inject a command towards your system through a dangerous URL was made by 104.27.137.22 Look at all those Windows lovers. I’d recommend fo...
That's an odd bug
The first time I woke up, my phone said it was on WiFi, but the controller said otherwise, nobody was on it. I turned WiFi off on my phone, and then turned i...
Says the guy that watches Fox News
He’s against conspiracies, I assume like Aliens/UFOs/coverups. Yet, he believes the shit they say on Trump News, I mean Fake News, err I mean Fox News....
Fucking asshole
I was trying to oversleep, but some asshole outside wouldn’t shut the fuck up. I was going to yell shut the fuck up out the window. Who’s idea wa...
Stinky runny dump
You just got to eat four frozen burritos. Did I wipe good enough? Probably not. Does US Mobile and voice & text international roaming? Don’t think ...
Didn't need to take a shower today either
No point in going to her house for dinner. She changes the time she calls after work. Meaning I was sitting here waiting for her to call. Decided it wasnR...
Had to email BuyVM
Server keeps randomly rebooting. Since, the log, is RAM only, there’s no log to look at it. If they aren’t doing anything, then I’ll need t...
Well, I got a backpack plan in Fallout 76
Looks like I have to complete a fucking quest to actually craft it. I checked the armor workbench, no backpack option. Still no idea how to get a jetpack for...
When can I order a Lenovo laptop with Ubuntu?
According to Phoronix, Lenovo will be selling laptops and desktops pre-installed with Ubuntu. Don’t really need one though. I have a laptop, with Linux...
Now, that's what I call an explosion
I dropped a bomb in the crapper. It was runny. Might of started out solid. Probably the frozen food I ate yesterday. Now, that’s what I call a pissed o...
Only 25 years for a hate crime shooting?
You can get longer for dealing drugs. Wtf is wrong with America? I didn’t read the article, just the title. I need to remove that news widget. You can ...
That's the last time I buy Tim's Chips from Fred Meyer
Two bad bags. Threw the old bag out, didn’t have that much left, but was stale or something. The other bag I got from Fred Meyer is the same. Maybe the...
Is that day dreaming?
Maybe. If so, I should do it the entire time I’m awake. It’s like zoning out, so you aren’t aware of reality. As far as I’m concerned...
Is that a penis on her?
Oh right, it’s trans porn. Everything has been invented on the internet. If you aren’t into biological creatures, they got you covered on a robo ...
Civil War
If Trump gets reelected, a Civil War could happen. Which is probably Russia’s plan. How do you stop the US from interfering in your horrible actions? M...
Maybe I should live to be 82
I can make some old geezer porn. Probably won’t be capable of getting it up by then though. Probably won’t be capable of standing up either. Well...
Do you need more then two batteries for your camera?
If so, I should buy some Duracell ones. They are most likely cheap Chinese clones. Just with Duracell’s name. Send Duracell a bill, if it swells, and ...
Venus Optics Laowa 50mm f/2.8 2X Ultra Macro APO Lens for Micro Four Thirds
When can I buy that from a US seller? Neither B&H or Kenmore Camera has it. Getting the Sigma 56mm would make more sense, I have extension tubes, if I in...
If I want under $20 in my checking
I might have enough money for that soundbar. Gonna need to buy toilet paper soon, the asshats only gave me one twelve pack, the substitute, wasn’t a go...
Peeing while on a roof is acceptable behavior
How do I know? Because I got in trouble for “tattle telling”. So, if a police officer arrests you, you can just say they are tattle telling on yo...
The FPS is fine in Fallout 76, if you are doing an uplink thing by yourself
Apparently the multiplayer aspect is broken, or the open world aspect is. I accidentally quit, when somebody was in my C.A.M.P. Probably at my vendor. Somebo...
She's a furry BBW
They put F in their stats, that would imply furry. BBW already covers woman. And women don’t like the f word, unless it’s furry. Wait, they might...
Does sleep tracking on Fitbit work?
I should try the sleep tracking on my Amazfit before buying something else though. A Fitbit watch would be cheaper then an Apple Watch, possibly with better ...
That bad review on the LG SJ2
You can disable the always on Bluetooth. So their review is false. They can write a review, but can’t lookup how to make Bluetooth only accept connecti...
| VIZIO M-Series™ All-in-One 2.1 Home Theater Sound Bar | M21d-H8 |
Is that better then my LG? In some ways, like HDMI. But, mine has an actual subwoofer. Don’t think that Vizio has a subwoofer out. It’s only $130...
She clearly doesn't listen to anything I say
I never said the dentist appointment was to get the feelings. In fact, I told her it wasn’t, because the doctor isn’t taking appointments. Not m...
eBay shouldn't allow console scalpers
That would be a massive bummer to the eBay assholes. The problem is, people are stupid enough to buy the consoles for $800+ on eBay. Considering there will b...
I need to give free condoms out at the protest against Planned Parenthood
I’ll tell them to do the world a favor, and wear this next time having sex. Brainwashed women, and asshole men. The men want to control women, the wome...
Nobody was at my door
That’s the only reason I woke up early. Thought somebody was knocking on my door. It was loud knocking, like the office does. Got up, looked out the pe...
No Xbox Series X for me
I woke up early enough, but it sold out. Target’s site doesn’t work. Best Buy says Coming soon. Walmart said I’d get it on December 3rd. Gu...
Poop can save lives
Don’t believe me? Watch the Poop episode of Connected on Netflix. The viruses in your shit, can save lives. Viruses can change themselves like bacteria...
Damn it, I need to upgrade my storage slabs
And, I need to move my photos on my computer, almost 70 GB free on the 1 TB drive. I was going to move all the data on this 1 TB drive, to my refurbished 3 T...
Maybe this 17mm lens isn't that great
Or, I need to learn to focus, and learn to expose. I thought 400 ISO would be plenty, I was outside. Could of used the EV thing, increased it one or two. And...
Microsoft bought Bethesda
That’s the best news I read today. At least, somebody that knows more of what they are doing, owns Bethesda now. Maybe Fallout 76 won’t be as bug...
That dump didn't want to come out
I was farting all morning though. Finally got up around 11 AM. Went to be around 11 PM. Still no motion lights turning on while sleeping anymore. Tonka might...
Ryzen gets to 95C quickly?
Mine usually stays under 70C. But, I don’t use the stock cooler, and I added another fan to my cooler. Just get a tall server case, and my cooler, prob...
Will I get to pre-order the new Xbox?
With my luck, probably not. I’m not waking up early to pre-order it. I could stay up early, but I don’t know what time the pre-order goes live. X...
You can't turn selfish on or off
You either are, or you aren’t. That’s why I’m single, nobody wants to date a selfish asshole. Not to mention, I don’t want to date an...
I might have no dental if they get rid of Obama Care?
Sweet, then nobody will nag me about going to the dentist. Not that they will anymore anyways. I can always refuse to answer my phone. I don’t care if ...
Super Mario 64
The controls suck in that game as well, that is the movement, just like the new Animal Crossing game. And there’s blackness on the edges of that game o...
That didn't take long
My phone finally disconnected. There was a WPA timeout after it authenticated again. Would make more sense, for the timeout to be first though. Was it the po...
Nothing like oversleeping
There’s nothing else to do, might as well sleep. I might send her the low signal text she sent me once, if she calls.
That was straight porn
I searched for “homemade tranny”, porn sites are assholes and require insults to find stuff. I only tapped it because she looked like a trans ca...
Is that illegal?
Getting a Make America Great Again hat, and crossing out Great, putting Gay above it, and cutting a hole in the rear of the hat, and inserting your cock thro...
If you really want TikTok for Android, and can't download it anywhere else
You can download it from my personal cloud. Not sure I’d actually consider it a cloud, what does that even mean? That it sits in a cloud in the sky? On...
She thinks Bodhi thinks I'm another dog
Nope. More likely, the spiritual connection to dogs I have, he’s aware of. How could he be? Who knows. Nobody even knows how the brain or consciousness...
I should be in bed
But, I’m thinking about not sleeping anymore. For a “spiritual” experience. Nothing like an out of body experience, that happened almost on...
Operation Odessa
The Tony got robbed the fucking drug cartel. I do wonder, how the interviewer found him. They meant him somewhere in Africa, I think. He claims all his enemi...
TikTok is willing to sell to Oracle
Which has ties to Trump. So I deleted the post with the APK links. I still have the APK on my computer, and on Google Drive. They don’t like Trump bann...
She doesn't look at my texts while she's driving
Probably just her fantastic ex’s. If she’s been drinking alcohol, she won’t drive my nephew anywhere, but she will me. That indicates, she ...
One small step towards censorship
Trump wants censorship. He’s like China and Russia. Make fun of him, get banned in the US. Because freedom of speech doesn’t apply to making fun ...
Bliss OS
One last attempt to get the TikTok APK from the Play Store. I don’t trust any third party sources. That means, you shouldn’t trust this site eith...
That dump was runny
Must of ate enough cheese, I had leftovers at her house for lunch and dinner. It was greasy and had cheese on it. Didn’t taste as good as it did the fi...
Good luck adding subtitles to a DVD using DevedeNG
I converted the Blu-ray subtitles using BDSup2Sub, and DevedeNG got an error. Somebody said you are trying to use a text based subtitle file. I doubt DevedeN...
Will probably get an Xbox this time
Unless the pre-orders sellout before I have a chance to pre-order one. Then, who knows what I’ll get, maybe nothing. I want the new Fable game, I doubt...
Anbox is too much work
Basically have to recompile the kernel. The DKMS package doesn’t work. It gets errors compiling it. Not sure what the point in Snap is. Anbox doesnR...
Finally got Super Mario 3D All-Stars installed
Using the homebrew app that installs gamecards. Apparently, if the sysNAND is too low, the GC firmware won’t be able to read the gamecard. You could tu...
Mac mini has a purpose
Hardware accelerated video encoding. It’s too much work in Linux. You can use HandBrake in macOS. On another note, Anbox is installed on my desktop. An...
ExTiX
That might do the trick, for running Android apps in Linux in a VM. Moreover, you can’t run Andbox from the live ISO image, so you are forced to insta...
Why did my server reboot earlier?
No idea. Was my server abusing something? I’m supposed to have one dedicated core. Or is it thread? Well, it’s dedicated, whatever it is.
Hmm, I have two Blu-ray drives
Will MakeMKV rip two at the same time? Well, you can open it twice. Might as well try. Well, might need to close the new instance first, as the other one is ...
Isn't getting rid of Obama Care a good thing?
Then, the Trump supporters that rely on Obama Care to stay alive, might not be alive anymore. Trump doesn’t care if his supporters die because of his a...
The only way she will stop starring at her phone while driving
Is if she gets a bunch of tickets or crashes or runs somebody over. She might glance up and see it’s green and start driving without checking her surr...
Librem 5
Maybe I should buy that instead of a next gen console. It’s slightly cheaper then the PS5 pre-orders on eBay. The eBay scalpers think they can get rich...
She sure is angry
Just tell her what my sister told me. She gets all angry, for some unknown reason. So I’ll just stay home today. Don’t feel like dealing with he...
An old photo for Trumpets
Make sure you do that, when you see your almighty, ejaculate in his briefs. That $100 lens, is way sharper then it should be. Well, if you look at the full ...
The only reason I'd get a PS5
I have PS4 games. But, I don’t actually care what console. There are two games I want to play that will be on the new Xbox. Might be one exclusive I wa...
"no job don’t bother because you are already unattractive to me"
What’s her job? Probably nothing. How can a job make you attractive or not attractive? It’s the internet, just lie, and say your job is cleaning ...
My chips from Fred Meyer might be stale
They are Tim’s Chips. I got two bags, is the other bag stale as well? At least better then Cheez-It, those taste like cardboard. I probably ate too man...
How to get laid
You just got to make yourself pretty. Shave all your body hair. Grow some tits, hormones and snacks will do the trick. There’s plenty of cis women, tha...
The Apple TV doesn't do 4k?
I had 4k before the update in Netflix, well I assume. Title of the below link, says YouToot. But the article makes it sound like system wide, the 4k Apple TV...
I should probably download TikTok
Before they ban it in the US on Sunday. I don’t like censorship. They claim it’s for national security or something. How come it happened after p...
I wouldn't get my balls removed, if I had cancer in em
Those are my money makers. Or baby makers. If you get your balls removed, they might as well remove the dick as well. That’s the only way I’d get...
Getting the new Xbox is also an option
Isn’t it going to be $400 for the one with a disc drive? I think it’ll get a new Fable game. So, it might be worth leaving Sony. Keep the PS4 whe...
tsMuxeR
That’s how you make a Blu-ray ISO from a video file, not all codecs are supported, so you might need to encode it first. You could just do it after rip...
Why are some against interracial?
When some guy said he didn’t like that, I was confused. I see nothing wrong with it. Luckily, I never thought I believed what they said to be true abou...
No idea why that guy made her so angry
She claims he asked what my shirt meant. I didn’t hear him. And why wouldn’t I talk to him? She just made it weird by saying I’m not going ...
If CBD actually lowers anxiety
It took a long ass time to start working. And it’s been what, four days now since I stopped taking it? I don’t recall how long it’s been. M...
Spark won't make you love adding email accounts to it
You can’t copy the server address in one of the fields. So, you get to use the shitty on screen keyboard, to type it manually both times. Looks like th...
That's not a bad idea
She keeps saying I should exercise. The only exercise I’ll do is riding my real bike. I’m not injuring myself on an exercise bike, not to mention...
Seagate (STEB6000403) Expansion Desktop 6TB External Hard Drive HDD – USB 3.0 for PC Laptop
How are USB drives not good for a NAS? What isn’t good, is USB 2.0 and a shitty router’s USB port. And is my Pi really a NAS? More like a file se...
How can she clean tomorrow?
The air is still bad. I doubt it’ll be better tomorrow. Also, she didn’t even tell me personally, that she wasn’t coming last time. So, the...
How long till Amazfit releases a watch with a blood oxygen sensor?
It might be cheaper then $400. Mine was under $200, I think it was around $150. I like agnostic watches, they work with iOS and Android. In case, I ever want...
Motion light in kitchen hasn't been turning on while sleeping
The batteries might be getting low, it’s not as sensitive, like when I wake up, I have to get closer for it to turn on. I’d rather wait till the ...
If you sneeze hard enough
One or both balls will hurt. Unless, you have no balls. That’s a good sneeze, capable of busting your balls.
The eBay price of PS5 pre-orders
Might as well get a new GPU for $400. That’s cheaper then a PS5. If the pre-orders are sold out, when it’s released, it’ll be sold out as w...
Brutal dump
Has that shit been sitting inside me for days? Maybe, it sure hurt, when it came out. I should probably consume more fiber, and/or use laxatives. The dump wa...
The scumbags are already selling their PS5 pre-orders
Why the fuck do they pre-order it if they don’t want it? Cause idiots keep paying a premium for new consoles. Maybe I’ll buy an iPad Air instead....
Loud ass neighbor
Guessing some new people moved in. You can hear them in my bathroom all night long. They might get a lot of complaints. Not from me, I’m too lazy to co...
iOS 14 Private Address doesn't work on my home WiFi
You know why? It uses a different MAC address, and gets a different IP. That IP isn’t allowed to access the internet. I thought somebody got on my WiFi...
QuadPay
Do you need credit to use that? If not, I can order the Apple Watch Series 6 myself. Except, Apple doesn’t take that payment. So probably no good for a...
The 3DS has been discontinued
According to their Japanese site. Does that mean I can sell mine for a huge profit? You can apparently sell the PS5 for a huge profit. I won’t sell my ...
She doesn't know how much money I have
She thinks I have enough money for an Apple Watch. Not in my checking. And the money in my savings is saved for something else. So, if I don’t have eno...
No PS5 for me
The pre-order sold out. GameStop didn’t even send me any notifications about it, guess their site is just collecting emails. Sold out on Target, Best B...
Randy Rainbow isn't voting for Trump
He’s got a new video on YouToot, over 600 dislikes, that’s Trumpets, 41k liked the video. I was trying to test the picture in picture setting, gu...
You can register on the PlayStation site to pre order as well
I guess you can pre order directly from Sony. They probably won’t pick me though. That was pointless, pre orders are live from Best Buy. There was a p...
iOS 14 might of fixed my WiFi disconnecting problem
It was disconnecting when it goes into power saving. Possible it’s not going into power saving yet. Usually your battery life sucks right after updatin...
Why does my TV do that?
After watching something by Channels DVR, it gets really dark. Try changing the settings, but the only thing that works, is changing to “calibrated&rdq...
The real reason Sony doesn't like backwards compatibility
It could open a new console up to hacking, which means demos. Instead of writing correct code, they just drop support for old stuff. So, maybe the PS5 will b...
Is that legal?
To give a notice that you are entering somebody’s apartment, but with the time of 8 am to 4 pm? You’d think that would be too long of a time fram...
How does the PS5 costing $500 suck?
Does she want one or something? That’s why I intentionally saved money in my savings. So, the price doesn’t matter, at all to me. It’s only...
Lies
You don’t have to do anything to decrease anxiety. It’ll do so by itself. Or taking CBD everyday, and then stopping, does the trick. Three days w...
Ha, she's worried about not being able to clean
I didn’t tell her to not text me. She didn’t even tell me she wasn’t coming, she told somebody else. So, no I’m not texting her. She ...
Stupid phone
And stupid OCD. I was going to answer the dentist call, but then it went to voice mail. I was too slow. I had to obsess over some thoughts before answering i...
How do I set Firefox as the default browser in iPadOS 14?
Couldn’t find a setting. Is Firefox not considered a browser? Or does it only apply to iOS 14? You can apparently set DuckDuckGo as the default browser...
Might skip buying anything for $400 next month
Need the money for the PS5. I can leave more money in my savings, if I spend barely any money next month. You collect more free money, if you leave more mone...
The PS5 comes out November 12 in "most" countries
No price, no pre order info, nothing. So sold out most likely, before I can buy it, bummer. Maybe I’ll be able to get one next year. I can always buy s...
I should probably buy an Apple Watch Series 6 next month
I need the blood oxygen feature. So, I can complain about my blood oxygen being low. I’ll need a heavy duty screen protector though. The dog could of d...
Premium registration
Damn, you got to be rich to get some .gay domains, one is over $700. Apparently porn domains, are “premium”. Not my porn domain, that is .com. My...
Where's iPadOS 14?
According to this it should be available. I checked for updates, and it only found 13.7. Do you have to update to 13.7 first? I remember checking a while ago...
How long for CBD to exit your body?
If it’s still in my system, then I won’t know for some time if it was doing anything. It could be the other drug started doing more. Or assaultin...
How long can you hold your breath?
Go outside with a mask on, when there’s a bunch of smoke in the air. Basically like holding your breath. Luckily, I was getting enough air, so I didn&#...
I don't have the Up movie
I just checked my movies folder. Is it only $7.50 as well? They haven’t shipped anything yet. I selected the Amazon Day delivery. I need to own Up as w...
You can apparently get the demo of Super Mario 3D All-Stars early
I’ll wait till Friday. At least two of the games are running by emulation. The Wii game may or may not be. They claim it was recompiled. How do I use t...
Why don't they use the same exposure on the Rust Bros on Netflix?
That’s part of the problem, with the new TV, you can really tell when the exposure changes in the video. It’s mostly fixed, changed contrast to 5...
Sony Alpha a7C
That’s good for close up porn. You need full frame for porn. You need closer to 100 MP though. You get more editing room that way. Easier to make the c...
The new Fallout 76 update isn't that great
The only thing new I noticed, is legendary perks. They might be semi useless. Somebody on the Reddit for it, said you’d be able to make presets for you...
CBD helping is all in your head
There isn’t much difference between taking it and not taking it. Haven’t taken it for two days. Might not be as tired as I was when I took it. It...
What's so important on her phone that she has to respond while driving?
If she ran somebody over, it would 100% be her fault. They should give more tickets out to those who text and drive. Good source of income, from stupid drive...
Apple has false advertising
They say “support for Apple Pencil” for the 8th gen iPad, but it only supports the 1st gen Apple Pencil, just like my 6th gen iPad. So how is the...
That's what I might want to buy
A new soundbar. Probably a Vizio, the new models aren’t out yet. I want HDMI ARC, or eARC. I need to get rid of my defective soundbase. My soundbar is ...
Spotify means irreparable harm to them
Not all developers have a music service. Why shouldn’t Apple be allowed to discount their own service in a bundle? Nobody is stopping Spotify from offe...
There's another lazy way to get earbuds for my desktop
Buy another pair of the same ones, well a different color. If they have no other colors, buy a different brand. The AirPods won’t switch automatically ...
How many dumps in one day?
Keep on shitting. Got up around 8 AM. Might need to shit again. I wasn’t counting, so can’t answer how many. Why can’t it just be one huge ...
Lots of Apple software updates tomorrow
See here. That means, I’ll be able to see what apps are spying on my clipboard soon. Assuming I’m still breathing tomorrow. How long until a new ...
iPad 8th gen
Looks like Apple announced a new iPad, the cheaper one. I’d buy it, but I’ll probably buy something else next month. Also, the 6th gen one works ...
Why aren't Trump supporters asking for Trump's taxes?
They claimed Obama wasn’t born in the US. But, Trump not releasing his taxes, isn’t a red flag. Oh, the real reason they claimed Obama wasn’...
Apple Watch SE
Don’t think it has the blood oxygen monitoring, you probably have to get the Series 6 for that. That’s the only feature that would make me buy an...
Might of been crying in bed
Don’t tell my mom, she’ll get pissed and offended. Was probably crying about Tonka. Apparently crying about your dead dog, is bad.
Maybe don't look at close up trans porn
You can see everywhere she shaved. Well, if I was having sex, with anybody, I wouldn’t have my glasses on. Just make sure your cock is at least 5 feet ...
The problem with permanent markers
What if you make a typo? I write typos all the time. I have more luck not doing a typo with a keyboard. My brain doesn’t have keys to press. It barely ...
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
A third party seller has it for $18 or so on Amazon, same price as Best Buy. I want the 4k one. Hmm, except there’s no 4k TV at her house, or even a Bl...
Maybe eARC caused the TV to malfunction
That might be a HDMI 2.1 feature. My HDMI switch doesn’t do 2.1. Nor do any of my shitty cables. Now to change the Apple TV back to stereo, and maybe p...
Lip sync setting might do nothing on my Vizio TV
Not for the Apple TV. You know why? Because the Apple TV, is plugged into the HDMI switch that the soundbar is plugged into. So, it’s not using Arc. To...
Switching to a full frame camera would probably screw me up
The aperture I use on a micro for thirds camera would be something else on full frame. Might get more bokeh then I planned on full frame. I can use f5.6 and ...
What religion do Trump supporters believe?
God never said what Trump believes, which is hate. Hating people based on the color of their skin, their sexuality, gender. God isn’t for any of that. ...
Will ARM be dead?
Not for Microsoft, if you are stuck up Microsoft’s rectum. Might be dead for Linux. So the next Raspberry Pis, might be using some other processor. NVI...
I might be starting to like my TV
Didn’t actually watch anything today. But I got the settings better, use calibrated dark, like they say for the 2019 models. Then reset the settings, i...
Updated my Switch
The emuMMC. Got a game coming on Friday, most likely. Looks like the new patches work with Hekate. Firmware 10.1.0 is what I updated to. I also updated Atmos...
Maybe somebody will make a Fallout 76 like game that isn't buggy shit
I’ll get the PS5 version of it, so I don’t have to deal with Proton/Wine/Whatever. Cyberpunk might be out by the time the PS5 is available. They ...
Amazon got rid of music clips apparently
How am I supposed to know if I want the song if there’s no 30 second clip? At least for Weird Al there isn’t. Or maybe just in Linux and/or Firef...
Radeon RX 6000
Should of waited to buy a new GPU, new ones might be coming out soon. They will be revealed on October 28th. You are stuck with a reverse engineered driver i...
Isn't that why I have a caregiver?
I thought she was supposed to provide transportation. Not my fault she moved over an hour away. The smoke isn’t my fault either. No AC in her vehicle, ...
A closet is a good place to put a crapper
Then, you can say, you are in the closet. Nobody will know you are literally in the closet, sitting on a crapper.
People actually like enchiladas?
She puts too much sauce on it. And, it might almost be time for a nap, right at dinner time. So in an hour or so. Why would I want a case manager? So, I can ...
I need some AirPods
Probably the Pro, because they are sweat proof. They have automatic switching, well the AirPods 2 and Pro do. Problem is, it only works with Apple stuff. So,...
Just say you aren't having issues with anything
When they come to check your apartment. I needed to shit again. Surprised it wasn’t runny. On another note, no CBD last night, or today, and I might be...
That's the definition of hypocrite
She gets angry at me for eating snacks in the kitchen, and tells me to get a plate or bowl. Yet, I’ve seen her do the exact same thing. I’m sure ...
My Monoprice HDMI cables might not do HDMI 2.1
That could be why it was flickering green. Except, I had to turn the TV off and unplug it, to get it to work again. Well, I might need to shit again. My HDMI...
The guy that hacked NASA
Apparently they dropped the charges. He found documents that could prove UFOs and other crap. But, they could of put fake documents on their computers, for a...
The problem with buying a new model TV
To completely fix it, I had to turn everything off, for good measures, I unplugged the TV, and held the power button for 15 or more seconds. Wasted a bunch ...
Why does that make her mad?
Saying the TV malfunctioned? The anger appeared to be at me. Then she starts accusing me of not holding the button down long enough. Why does everything turn...
My host apparently uses a Mac
See this. My primary computer is running Linux. I have no idea why I bought a Mac mini. Thought I liked macOS, turns out I like trans women better, I mean Li...
Is Vizio a name brand?
More so then TCL, at least in the US. But it’s true, budget name brand TVs, are no better then a much cheaper not name brand TV. Or at least, they requ...
Vizio's OS isn't slow
Just the setup part, when it has to finalize the network connection. Not to mention, it doesn’t like Ethernet, you have to click try again, then click ...
Phone might stay on WiFi calling at my mom's
It probably doesn’t like my WiFi, my phone seems to disconnect non stop all day. Pretty sure it was fine when I got the new AP. Apparently it degraded ...
The negatives of CBD might outweigh the benefits
Might make me sleepy. Possibly is hard on the stomach. A smaller amount might work better. It might make me calmer. But, I don’t like being tired all d...
CBD might make me slightly calmer
I’m going to need to order some more. That’s with only one softgel, think it’s 15 MG. I’ll probably wait till next month. It has 20 s...
Good job T-Mobile
The call failed. Said I need WiFi calling. Last time, I used WiFi calling, I had issues, probably because my phone likes disconnecting from my WiFi. Well, I ...
Don't use a universal remote with a Vizio TV
At least not a Logitech. I turned it on with the remote it came with, now no remote will turn it off. I can’t change inputs either. I can use the right...
Why does she tell my mom when she can’t come?
You’d think she’d tell me. Apparently not. So she can ask my mom what day and time is good if she can ever come into town again. She might not ha...
Maybe the Vizio I got is a 2019 model
If you go to extra some learn videos says 2019. And you don’t need a universal remote. Well not for the Apple TV. Or the soundbar. It can control both...
Vizio might need two reboots after it updates itself
In a couple minutes I’ll know. It says connecting to network. It’s possible the Ethernet got bricked after updating. Or it doesn’t like th...
What CBD does
It allows you to tolerate stupid people without getting angry. She claims I’m confrontational, yet she gets angry when I ask a simple question. About ...
Vizio V585-H11
That’s the TV I got, at Fred Meyer, $413 or so after tax. Waiting for the shitty Logitech software, to sync my remote. It thinks my TV has four HDMI po...
Must be discrete since bf is clueless.
Hey. I need your BBC to feed me through my Pvt Glry Hoe I’m talking Black and Ebony guys. Send me your info and a Pic of your BBC to get this rolling....
That didn't work
I ended one dream, it wasn’t turning out to be that great, well it might of been better then the next dream. I thought I had a grenade in my pocket. Fe...
If you enjoy eating ass
Keep on doing it. There’s no law against. If your lover finds out, they may never kiss you again. If Trump passes the Anal Licker law, his supporters m...
No issues talking anymore
There may of never been an issue with my vocal cords. Might of been all in my head. Bummer. If my vocal cords stopped working, I wouldn’t be able to sp...
Does Costco only carry good value TVs?
They have a better selection then Best Buy, I think Best Buy sold out of their Vizio TVs. They seem to be confident in Hisense, as it has a two year warranty...
My monitor claims to do HDR
But it’s useless, it just makes everything brighter and washed out. Probably because nothing I do does HDR. Does running games by Proton support HDR if...
That dump might of been runny
Was it the cheese from my sandwich last night? Maybe. Probably not, it would seem like a runny dump would happen sooner. Could be the cereal I eat everyday. ...
Returned the possibly defective TV
Didn’t exchange it. I don’t like spending almost $500, and then have to return it. Since we said something was wrong with it, they decided they h...
TCL support is slow
Takes them a day to reply. So, if your warranty ends in a couple days, just assume you have no warranty anymore. I never said the popping noise was coming fr...
Is that lady single?
She has facial hair. Wait, that’s a dude? Are you sure about that? They are dressed all pretty like a lady. All the dislikes are by Trumpets. ThatR...
I haven't played Fallout 76 since September 4th
There’s better games to play on the PS4, then a shitty running game in Linux. It might run like shit in Windows as well.
I might of woke up 20+ times
That was the count I had. Except, I wasn’t fully awake any of the times I woke up. So probably a bad count. They do say you wake up for 30 seconds or s...
Might make more sense to take CBD in the morning
At least, you won’t be eating all night that way. Or take one soft gell in the PM, and one in the morning. Two is a serving. The counselor wasn’t...
Don't touch an Alien
You’ll die from a shitload of infections, no explanation how you got it, because Aliens don’t exist, according to world governments. You may die,...
Damn, might end up with a refund
Not sure he will want to go to Costco, to see if they have it, if Best Buy sells their last one. For $10 more, I can get an LG. Or for $100 or so less, and L...
That guy is a troll
First post title I saw, said who needs consoles for games anymore or something. New post says something about can it run Crysis. I didn’t click either ...
Full transgender?
They expect a transgender to reply to their bogus ad, when it says “full transgender”? They claim that means they are “fully a woman now&rd...
The Big Douche will win 2020
And I’ll have my first & last heart attack when he wins. Now, if he doesn’t win, I probably won’t have a heart attack. Bummer. Did you ...
Do I really need to return the TV?
Probably, since I paid $500. But no popping noises today. Doesn’t make you want to return it if it isn’t doing anything odd. If a capacitor got b...
What makes it so you can't talk?
Either my voice is going soft like my grandpa’s, or the CBD did something, or soon I will be unable to speak. I like the idea of the last one, that mea...
That's why you shouldn't put anything up a man's rectum
Did you see the dump I just took? I mean the leftovers on my anus? It was a mess. In Trump’s second term, he might open a feces factory, every American...
Goodbye TV
Soon, I will return it. Too risky to keep it, it cost $500. Random popping noises might not be a good sign. And a buzzing noise, and freezing, could be a bad...
TCL didn't say if I should return the TV
Looks like the popping noise is random. So, I should probably return it, just in case it’s defective. That’s easier then doing all their troubles...
Super Mario 3D All-Stars finally sold out on Amazon
I pre ordered it, before it sold out. Expect it to go for $100+ on eBay. You can thank the eBay scalpers. They do the same thing with the Switch console. The...
Not on Fox news, means it didn't happen
According to Trumpets. You can show them a video of him saying something, and they will say it isn’t true. That’s like telling them Obama was pre...
The motion activated light in my room turned on while sleeping
Think it happened two times. I’d think if I turned it on, the one in the kitchen would turn on as well. As, that’s usually the only one that turn...
This antidepressant will make you asexual
It might get rid of your sex drive. Not exactly a great thing to do, as that might make you depressed. Good thing, I don’t have sex with anybody, it wo...
Runny dump
Either my lunch, or the vegetables for dinner. Probably the burritos from lunch. Might of had cheese in em. Frozen cheese might be a laxative. Think I’...
TV is making a popping noise
Did the power flicker the other day damage it? Might have to return it. Could be the power as well. Or thermal related. Only seems to happen when turned on....
Cocktail
My cock might have a tail. A hairy tail. Or a hairy turd.
Bodhi acts how Tonka and Buddy will act if they ever see me again
Tonka and Buddy, and probably a lot more animals, will be tackling me, if I see them again. Bodhi can’t resist jumping on me. He had his bone in his mo...
Good news
You might have a soul. The bad news is, Aliens might be working on manipulating spirits. So it would appear, free will, might not exactly exist. Mind control...
They said something about Trump being up Putin's rectum
That’s the best part of the song. They allow that on YouToot? Isn’t that owned by Google? Which is a US company. I’d think Trump would for...
Xbox Series X comes out November 10th
That is if I recall the date correctly. Think it said pre orders start September 22nd. Too expensive to switch to Xbox, none of my PS4 games will work on it,...
Maybe CBD does do something
I might feel calmer today. But, that might just be because of sleeping. If it’s the CBD, it takes a long ass time to work, I took it around 6 PM yester...
Nice big dump this morning
Is that what CBD does? Get your bowels moving, and get your anger out? The bed didn’t deserve to be assaulted. That could of been in a dream. My stomac...
No need to start with less then 15MG of CBD
The only thing it might of done, is made me agitated, when I was in bed. I vaguely remember assaulting the bed. That is punching the bed. That could of been ...
Can I still get the Best Buy warranty?
If so, I need to order it, then if the TV dies, they’ll replace it or fix it. Might only take affect after the manufacture warranty though. At least, T...
CBD does nothing
It’s possible it takes time for it to do anything, or I need 30MG, which means I only have ten days worth of CBD, or CBT. It might help with pain, I do...
Still can't figure out why my soundbar sounds better
At least on the PS4. The PS4 is still set to stereo. Was the old one doing processing to it? Hopefully, I don’t have to return it. It’s the best ...
That was a horrible sound
Turned the TV on and it sounded like audio interference, like if you put a microphone by a speaker. Is it a buzzing noise? I’ve been trying to get the...
I don't get physicals
I don’t think any doctor wants to get physical with me. Especially not married ones. Took longer then it should, to find the right spelling for that wo...
How long was the PS4 on?
Before I left, I noticed it was on. Either it didn’t turn on, turned itself on, or the cable for the controller hit the power button when I put it back...
Now to see what CBD does
I took one soft gel. Says a serving is two, but that’s 30 MG, 15 MG might already be too much, I’m already on drugs from the pharmacy. I’m ...
Understatement
Did my neighbor call me sad? He let his dog sniff me. Said the dog is a puppy. I didn’t feel like petting the dog, even though he said I could. But, he...
Being fat is painful
I hurt something above my stomach. Now, yawning is hard, it doesn’t want to work. Well, the good news is, I won’t be able to eat or drink soon, m...
The Nintendo Switch is in stock at Best Buy
Well, on their website, and only the neon one. You can get it shipped to you, or the store. You’ll get it a day earlier if you ship it to yourself. I&#...
She must not see my texts
Sent her one last night, she didn’t say anything. So, if she texts me tomorrow, I might not respond either. She as in my caregiver. She replied to that...
How does that work?
Felt like an animal sleeping by me, when I woke up. I laid in bed for five minutes or who knows how long. So, I should of been fully awake. But, the blanket ...
The American dream
Yeah, democrats want to get rid of the dream of racism being accepted, killing people of color. That’s the only dream Trump wants, is hate. He wants to...
Don't travel to get laid
They won’t look like the pictures they sent you. It’s obvious that trans woman’s photos were stolen. One of them shows somebody on a stage....
How long is Apple going to act like the good guy?
Until the law forces them to change. Just see this. You could argue Apple does unlawful conduct as well. Forcing people to only get apps from the App Store, ...
The best part about being dead
And not leaving this planet. You can conjure up some shit into somebody’s crapper. So, when they wake up, and go pee, they get a surprise. When they fl...
A proper dump this morning
Not the first one, but the second one. No phone in the bathroom the second time, so it was boring as fuck. I took a shower after that dump, well first brushe...
Good luck
If you try masturbating when you need to pee, apparently the damn switch won’t switch. You might need to pee really bad. Well, good luck rubbing one ou...
Damn, could of got a LG NanoCell TV for less
The 55” is $437 before tax on Amazon, for another hour or so. Luckily, 55” TVs are too big to return, so I’ll be keeping my TCL. 2019 model...
Trump can turn the white house into a meth lab
And he won’t spend one day in jail. You can’t arrest a sitting president. And neither party will impeach their own person, even if they are manuf...
Did the sound get enhanced?
PS4 sounds better, but then again, I might not recall what it sounded like before. The TV is set to audio passthrough, if it doesn’t support the audio,...
Pretty sure The Big Bang is a theory
Humans think they need an explanation for everything, well most humans. Evolution isn’t proven either. As, according to that, it happens fast, which is...
Why did my new TCL Roku TV take so long to turn on?
Maybe it was having an internet problem. The fast start isn’t on. That was on for a long time on my old TCL Roku TV. But even after turning it off, I n...
Two small dumps so far today
At least, I didn’t eat any of my dairy free ice cream last night, that leaves frosting on my anus. No bowls were clean. More shit came out the third ti...
She claims getting mad at her for some stuff isn't fair
Yet, she gets pissed at me all the time. Not to mention, she ignores almost everything I say. Life isn’t fair, get over it. Doesn’t look like she...
If you try to label your sexuality
You’ll most likely go insane. Unless, you don’t like anybody. You don’t have to worry about making babies if you are asexual. Women will sa...
New TV looks better
Might just be because it’s bigger though. The HDR is probably better, it even has Dolby Vision. Don’t know what 55” name brand TV is any go...
That'll make you sweaty
Putting your laundry away. Dripping sweat. Just like getting a new TV, that made me sweaty as well. You have to put the stand on the TV. That’s what I ...
Got a TCL 55S535
Apparently it takes a long ass time to sync my remote. It’s a Logitech remote. Might be gone before it’s done. Better unplug the TV, so the crack...
LG 55UN7000PUB or TCL 55S535?
The max I can spend is about $450. The LG is cheaper. I’m guessing the TCL has better HDR. But, everybody says you play a panel lottery with TCL, mine ...
SiriusXM only turned my service off
It isn’t cancelled, so they are going to keep trying to charge me until they don’t exist anymore. They also increased the amount to around $17. B...
Maybe do look at porn before bed
You might have odd sex dreams. Like watching porn outside, and offending women. Not sure I was intentionally watching porn outside, there was two screens, on...
That's why my anus is covered in frosting, after shitting
The dairy free ice cream I got, is like chocolate frosting. I ordered dairy free cookie dough, but apparently they sold out. This ice cream tastes better. Th...
Hisense 55H6570G might be worse then my TCL TV
I don’t recall the model of my TCL TV. But according to some site with reviews and settings, it scores around 6. I don’t recall what mine scores....
She's trying to tell me not to speak to anybody anymore
They locked me up for three months, for not speaking. Apparently, you are a danger to yourself or others, if you don’t speak to everybody. I did it wro...
She thinks you can only save Pages to iCloud
I just checked, not true. The terminal command, sounded like changing the default location. You can pick anywhere to save it, it doesn’t have to be iCl...
When did I buy this TV?
Apparently there’s no post on this blog about it, bummer. Based on the stuff I can find, it was either 2018 or 2019. Not that old. I had it in 2018, ac...
Nice size dump
Hold it in all day. More will come out. The morning dump wasn’t very big. Not sure why I went to her house, it was kind of pointless. She gets mad at h...
It's dark enough at 6 AM for the motion light in my room to turn on
I woke up, and moved, enough to turn both the kitchen and bedroom motion lights on. I was rolling over. Rolling over with a lot of movement, I was kicking my...
No wonder
I dreamed about my neck being messed up. I was stiff when I woke up. Well, when I woke up to get up. I should go back to bed. On another note, that morning p...
Have you heard the saying
Eat my asshole, and pray. It’s about eating ass, and praying for some dental floss. Maybe I’ll even shoot a rainbow out of my asshole. We both ...
PC laptops are moving towards soldered RAM as well
At least AMD Lenovo laptops. They might have one non soldered slot. That limits how much RAM you can put in it, if you want dual channel. You can thank Apple...
Trump supporters don't believe in freedom of speech
Yet, freedom of speech, is what allows them to be racist. They don’t believe every American should be able to vote either. They still support Trump, af...
Walter Mercado
Well, Trumpets don’t like him, that is Trump supporters. He’s dead now. There’s a documentary on Netflix. I thought it was about psychics. ...
Probably won't buy a new TV
Android TV is a massive pain on an iPhone. They keyboard part of the app might not work. And, a Roku TV, might have the same slow motion lips. I should see i...
Might be skipping dinner tonight
Good thing I didn’t go to her house today. I’ve been shitting all fucking day. Now, my stomach might hurt. Just eat snacks, then eat dinner at 10...
Why can't you use an original SNES to turn the Game Boy Camera into a webcam?
According to this article, you need an upscaler if you do that. Why? You can get analog capture cards, there’s one for $20. Now, if it’s a Window...
Putting a camera in my room would be pointless
Pointless for seeing what kind of moving I do. I’ll know there’s a camera, and not move while sleeping anymore. So it would be a waste of $14 or ...
There's no point in me going to the Apple Store with her
You get very limited options if you buy a Mac. No need for me. You get Intel basically, until they start releasing Macs with their own CPUs. Personally, I...
Glad I don't go to church
It’s like a form of brainwashing. You might believe Trump is good, depending on what church you go to. They might only vote, based on your policy about...
You can use Tasker on Android TV?
Well, you can completely shut the WiFi off with that, maybe. Problem is, I’d have to use a remote to type my long random password in. Unless, thereR...
Shit Adventures
Just forced some more shit out, not much. But that’s four dumps so far today, and it’s only 2:11 PM. The first one wasn’t much either. If t...
You can't use your phone while taking a dump like that
Lots of pushing. On another note, maybe don’t wipe shit off yourself, if you get shit on yourself when wiping. I checked the toilet paper to make sure ...
How did that happen?
The first time I woke up, the blanket wasn’t over me anymore. I thought the Zyprexa made it so I can’t move while sleeping, that might not be the...
Shoot, I might have to transfer that $100 back
Best Buy has a LG 60” TV for $430. That’s a bargain. Maybe lips won’t be in slow motion on that TV. Might hang off the coffee table though,...
Who needs consoles for gaming anymore?
I didn’t click that thread, but anybody that doesn’t want to use Windows or streaming. Streaming usually has a fee to use it, then possibly for t...
Why do some people like bacon so much?
Some lady on the radio or whatever she was listening to in her vehicle, said she ate so much bacon she doesn’t like it anymore. The guy said he’s...
TP-LINK Archer AX1500
Does that work in AP mode? I don’t get the fancy controller though. How long till WiFi 6 APs that work with Omada come out? No WPA3? No thanks. That...
That's risky business
Somebody might get a ruptured anus. Somebody else, might get feces on their pogo stick, or strap on. Neither sounds like a good time, more like a shitty time.
I could sell her my laptop
But, she probably won’t believe me. It has a Windows license. Does it require a key, or will it activate itself without any problems if I reinstall Win...
It's possible the Android Roku app supports WiFi Direct
So, they might not of cracked anything. Hard to say though, without an Android device. I do know for a fact, you can get a WPA password with WPS. You just ha...
She has to lookup stuff, that I say
Because she doesn’t believe anything I say. Since some site says TCL is secure, it can’t be hacked. She’s not the one running software on a...
Lenovo has some cheap good AMD laptops
If you have a Perks at Work account. Problem is, one of the best prices and what you get, is sold out. I don’t need a new laptop, my mom said she wante...
SiriusXM is still trying to charge my Cash card
I don’t use Cash anymore, it’s the worst place to keep money, no insurance, and they don’t do anything if your card gets stolen or lost, al...
Bunch of Mario games coming to the Switch
Do you have to buy each one separate? I want em all. Even if I don’t play or open it. It’s a collectors item. Gonna need to update my sysNAND. On...
There was a funny song on the drug show on Netflix
Think it was the last episode, which I think was about opioids. I think they were in Mexico, well not the lady. They were interviewing drug cookers. They use...
How about a SWC?
What’s so great about BWC? A SWC won’t cause injury.
Why did I transfer money to my savings?
Now, I can’t spend $400. I could transfer $100 back, but I’m lazy. I’m piling money up in my savings. I got a boost by the stimulus check. ...
PSA: Disable Device Connect on your Roku TV or any other Roku device that has it
It broadcasts WiFi with WPS, which means an attacker, can get the password very easily and quickly. It takes longer then five seconds to crack. Now, airodump...
And that's how they cracked my TVs WiFi
You have to have device connect enabled. But, running “airodump-ng —wps”, and it says WPS 2.0. Now, what’s the command to crack it in...
She doesn't know how WiFi works
Also what does doing illegal stuff have to do with not wanting to be spied on? Then she admits she wouldn’t want to be spied on either. So, with her th...
Auto focus is overrated
I don’t buy a camera for it’s auto focus capability. My favorite lens, is a manual lens. I might buy another manual lens, but it’s not sold...
That dump wasn't pretty
Probably the frozen burritos I ate. Ate some before bed, and some more for lunch. On another note, my motion activated light didn’t turn on while sleep...
Yup, my Roku TCL TV broadcasts WiFi
It’s hidden, but I have the MAC address. I got it from the Roku app. Well, I didn’t manually type it in or anything, NetSpot showed a hidden WiFi...
That dick looked fake
Didn’t match her body. But does it ever match her body? Hormones are amazing. I should get some.
How long do you have to pay Apple back for a $2,297.99?
Well, I mean their credit card people. And that is interest free. That’s how much the Panasonic S5 is, with a lens, and you get one free, not sure how ...
Bummer
The Cuss Collar for dogs is sold out. I was going to buy one for Bodhi, it’s only $60. My nephew can learn to cuss if I got it. He already knows shit. ...
How do you like your assburgers?
South Park style or Dumb and Dumber style? I can make em either way. I don’t recall which Dumb and Dumber had the assburger joke.
Since CBD is legal
Can I buy wholesale from NuLeaf and resell it without any license? Nope, you need a company. That sucks. Probably too expensive. Damn, the 2x Hemp Bombs Wome...
Don't wash yourself with a silver cloth
Not sure why she said it’s good for sensitive skin. The soap I have doesn’t cause itching. I just broke the skin on my ankle by scratching it. Th...
What kind of bug is that?
The first stack picture here? Looks huge, I’ve never seen a bug that big. Probably dead, as you can’t photograph live creatures with it. Do they ...
Montech Air 900
Does that case have a PSU jail? That is, it’s a massive pain to get to the PSU? I basically have to remove my PSU, to add cables to it. It’s a ch...
What's the new internet provider coming here?
Might of started with a T, searching for internet on my blog finds nothing, it might only be searching titles. That means no internet in all titles, thatR...
She thinks dry skin makes it feel like a bug is crawling on you
It happened on my foot as well, don’t think there’s any dry skin there. There is a mental thing, where you feel stuff crawling under your skin. I...
So, if you legalize weed, without regulation
You get lots of people overdosing and dying? That’s what she said on the last episode of the drug show on Netflix. She said “drugs”, which ...
Cereal is probably giving me diarrhea
Or I have what she had, but it is lasting for days for me. I doubt I have what she did. My stomach would hurt if I did. The cereal most likely has fiber. Got...
Apparently, people say CBD helps with everything
Only two possibilities, some people are lucky, or lots of liars. There’s no study of it, so there’s no concrete proof. And 15mg might be too much...
Two cell services on the same phone sucks
Battery drains more. The odd thing is, sometimes one has a better signal then the other, they are both T-Mobile. One is prepaid and the other isn’t. Mi...
Molina is a dick
Got to go to the doctor, as I can only take my heartburn medicine for two months, one a day, every 12 months. They claim it’s because it’s bad fo...
Does my TV have Bluetooth?
Some dick with a Samhung phone tried casting to it. I unplugged the TV from power, after turning it off of course. I could file a complaint but I’m la...
Have you ever seen a scrotum up close?
For $400, I could take such a picture. Not the same macro lens, that’s made by somebody else. But it’s apparently like a microscope on your camer...
When will weed be completely legal?
As soon as people stop voting for republicans. So maybe never? But if it’s legal federally, you can buy it with debit cards, and get it shipped to your...
Looks like we got our wires crossed.
T-Mobile’s site blows ass. Changed the password like they told me to do, now I get that over and over again. Got it to work, deleted all the T-Mobile c...
How long till you try a harder drug after doing some CBD?
You’ll be trying some THC, the other part of weed. Because weed is harder then weed. That’s what some say, if you do weed, you’ll do harder...