If her dick is a clit
What are her balls? There’s a camstar on the cam site, that says to only call her goods female words. Don’t remember if it said anything about ba...
There's a wet dream
It was lame though. She wasn’t naked. I was, put my dick in her mouth, then rubbed it on her. Didn’t take much dreaming to wet myself. I was thin...
Nothing like trying to have a wet dream
That’s what happens if you don’t spank it. I put it in her vagina, then her anus. Or more like she put it in her, I was just laying there, possib...
It only takes four days for your dick to mostly heal
Thought it would take at least a week. Let’s see how long I can go without masturbating.
At least I don't have to masturbate anymore
Just slightly injure your cock. Apparently masturbating before bed, wet dream, then before bed again is to much.
That's how you have a wet dream
Look at porn before bed. Get off before bed, and then in bed.
Wind Wanker HD
Somebody on GBAtemp wants that game. Well, I might of added a “n” before the “k”. Maybe I’ll dream about the wind wanking me.
What to say when having sex
In, out, in, ouuuuuuuuuut.
Burrito
Have you ever had sex with a burrito? Somehow, she turned into a burrito. In my dream that apparently wasn’t real. She was sucking my dick in 69 style....
Trans porn not working?
Look at some cis woman porn, like homemade lesbian porn. That’ll do the trick. Does that make you straight? Nope, porn is useless.
Haha
The new personal site, now requires a phone number to access it. You can’t even get read only. I’m not entering my number on that site, they don&...
That ass was fake
Look at it jiggle. You can tell she has implants. I should get some implants on my head.
Ram Ranch
That’s a good name for your SSID. You might get rammed though.
Did somebody say sexting?
People still do that? That was a thing like 5+ years ago. I’d send her a picture of somebody else’s wiener. She’d say my phone takes good p...
Empty Cups
So they put their balls in a cup, and emptied em?
Isn't that illegal?
Exchanging sex for money? Go to the new personal site, and there’s a post by somebody saying she’ll help you if you help her. That’ll proba...