Did anybody make that guy a website?

The guy that got murdered by the police for no good reason. I don’t read or watch the news. I only know, because I saw a protest. There was probably ov...

M.2 to PCIe Adapter - Straight

I’d need power for that, for it to work. I’d put a GPU in it, and have a overkill GPU for my laptop. Might not be able to have the back cover on,...

That doesn't make sense

If my GPU fan(s) are making a loud noise, why don’t I always hear it? I should at least always hear it when playing games, which is when the fans are a...

Don't use wireless security cameras

Why? They can be disconnected. All, they have to do is, send a deauth request. Or does that only work on Apple stuff? Wire your house with ethernet. Or use p...

Another wet dream

Was she trans? She was supposed to be. That part was facing away from me, reverse cowgirl I assume. Also, her clothes didn’t get fully off, before I go...

LightDM sucks

What happens if you let the screen go black on the LightDM login screen? When, you return, and wake it up, there’s no longer a login box. I have to cli...

Do you even know what love is?

It isn’t about gender, or sex parts. Apparently, the majority of America, doesn’t know that. God is love, gender, and sex parts, has nothing to d...

Fred Meyer app blows ass

The app shouldn’t slow to a crawl, after changing the store. Also, you need their reward crap to use it. It claims they take EBT now for pickup. I don&...

Why call it a haunting?

If the “haunting” is positive, why call it a haunting? Haunting sounds negative. I could have all the proof in the world, that you continue to ex...

Cellphone pictures satisfy you?

They don’t satisfy me, they blow ass. Probably, cause I don’t know how to use an all automatic camera. The cat was angry, she was twitching her ...

Ouch

Hurt the big muscle on the back of my left leg, when moving in bed. Under your knee, on the other side, that is the backside. Who knew, you could injure your...

Bummer

The motion activated light was turning itself on, because the batteries were low. I know, because the light turned on, but wasn’t turning off. So, I ch...

The GPU I wanted is sold out

On Amazon. The “better” one isn’t much more, but you might need to upgrade the bios, which might require Windows. Says it’s DOS, what...

She decided I need a dog

Well, she might end up with another dog then. She will pay a bunch of money either way. There’s a trainer person or something, that finds people dogs, ...

Central Park

It’s finally available on Apple TV+. I wouldn’t pay for Apple TV+, rewinding doesn’t work always. I have to rewind a lot, because my brain ...

No fiber = painful dumps

I took my first dump today, and it didn’t hurt. My anus no longer hurts either. Apparently, I don’t eat enough vegetables. A sore anus is more ma...

Jerks

Some people outside wouldn’t shut up this morning. Talking, then cheering. Then, when I finally got out of bed, I heard nothing. Either I was hearing t...

Ouch

The dump, I just took, hurt. Was it runny? Maybe some of it. Hurt wiping my ass after that one. So, if you shit 6+ times a day, you aren’t constipated?...

Does she think I have energy?

I don’t have energy to do stuff for myself, what makes her think I have energy to take care of a dog? On another note, the motion activated light went ...

Is the lens damaged?

Apparently B&H doesn’t know how to ship lenses either. The Laowa 17mm came today, and the UV protector. It had bubble wrap in it, but only two pock...

Runny & probably solid dump

How did that happen? Vegetables. I had two servings of salad, well probably more then two, but two servings according to my serving size. Which is two half p...

I gave my wife a lap dance

If I had a wife, and I was a comedian, that’s the first thing I’d say when doing standup. She kept telling me to get my ass out of her face. I th...

SpongeBob: Patty Pursuit

Damn it, now I have to pony up $5 a month to play that game. I can also play the Sasquatch game. I might be too cheap to pay $5 a month though.

Gained over 5 pounds

I’ll be up to the weight limit of my chair soon, and then over it. Nothing wrong with heart failure. That’ll Make America Great Again.

Another wet dream

Was it piss or cum? Probably piss, as I realized I was peeing, and stopped. An odd wet dream, she was like squishing my balls. She might of been laying on to...

Fixed my security camera

Tapes it to a box, the Pi and the camera. I think the IR light was hitting the shelf, there’s a bar one was pointing at. I did manage to disconnect the...

You don't need a dog to lose weight

Constipation might do it. If your stomach hurts, you are bound not to eat as much. Once, you start puking shit up, you really won’t want to eat. The do...

A 7 year old dog is lazy?

If they are a black lab? That means, I’d barely have to walk him. And, he’d love sleeping on my bed. Probably would lick my face to wake me up. N...

Constipation is painful

I wouldn’t advise anyone to get constipated. Last night, it hurt really bad going shit, or early this morning, whatever time it was. Not only, did it h...

VMHaus Personal Data Breach

I never had services with them, but I did make an account, a long time ago. Apparently a former disgruntled employee posted a old database backup on the inte...

I don't know why people don't like cats

The only thing I don’t like about cats, is the litter box. People that claim they don’t like cats, have they ever interacted with one? Chairman w...

Why would I want a French Bulldog?

Or any dog? I had a dog, her name was Tonka. No dog can replace her. Any man can replace me though. So, if any women are interested in me, go find some other...

That's not much of an insult

A woman saying she’s been with more women then me. That’s not hard to do, you would only have to have been with one. I should of said “I...

Fallout 76 is a failure

Bethesda clearly doesn’t know how to make a game correctly. That doesn’t mean the game isn’t fun. It’s just buggy. The vendors are st...

Isn't it nice what you get for loving?

When your dog finally dies, you’ll be in a world of hurt. Still crying, and it’ll be a year, since they murdered her, in August. If you cease to ...

Had to move my security camera

It wasn’t high enough on my eGPU. It’s high enough now, on the top shelf of my bookcase or whatever it is, that thing is wobbly. Now, there’...

Don't bother emailing SiriusXM

Their support is as shitty as Cash’s. They claim they can’t cancel online. Sure they can, they choose not to. Does Walmart take American Express?...

Figured out what's wrong with my foot

Days ago, I noticed a red spot on it, probably the day I had a burning sensation. Today, I was standing at the bathroom sink, without socks on, and I could f...

See, you don't need porn to get off

Well, not porn on the internet. You just need to sleep long enough. It’s called a wet dream. I’m sure the horrible doctor is against wet dreams a...

AltStore

When did that get released? Do you have to do anything to keep the Store, and the third party apps working? I was trying to do something with tethering my iP...

Damn it

Every month, I have to blow dust out of my desktop. The max temperature so far, playing Fallout 76, is 63C. So, the temperature went down. Wouldn’t thi...

Is my fucking sex drive coming back?

The only way, I can get off, is by looking at porn. And if you haven’t done it for a week or longer, the porn takes about 1 second. You didn’t tr...

Unreal Mobile is owned by scammers now

You don’t need their app to use the service anymore. Surprised the people that robbed me, have enough money to buy anybody. I signed up for service on ...

Cash App, good idea, poorly executed

Their support is useless. You’ll know, when you report a card lost or stolen, and the old card continues to work. When you email them, they will say th...

Doesn't sound like it's serious

A burning sensation in my foot. That might only happen on the days, I stay home. If it’s from not exercising, no need to worry about it. I’ll mee...

The majority voted for Trump

They claim this is a Democracy, that means Trump got more votes. If he didn’t, then this isn’t a Democracy. I’m one of the few people that ...

If you have doubt, don't get a dog?

Well, I’ll never get a dog then. As, I’ll always have doubt. And the Laowa 17mm is finally back down to $150 from B&H, Kenmore Camera is stil...

Fucking nose

I only got up a little before 10 AM, because my nose wouldn’t shut up. It apparently only does it while laying down. Probably can’t get enough ai...

Does Seagate have any faster 6 TB drives?

Got to replace the WD 1 TB, in case it’s making noise. Better, replace the case, or both. Somebody said Seagate switched a bunch of drives to something...

I should of got that dog

They have Border Collie in them. And Shepherd and Hound dog. Not sure I like Hound dogs, but I like Shepherds and Border Collies. So, they’d be fine. A...

If I go blind

Try telling me to stop looking at porn. You can’t stop my mind from making it’s own. I’m sure that anti porn doctor, would put it on your L...

Linux is stupid

How many times does it have to try mounting a drive that doesn’t exist? It’ll take ages to boot up. I was on the floor, and needed to turn my com...

Don't look at women

They will think you don’t like them. That’s better, as if you date them, a kid might be made. Unless she’s trans. But cis or trans, and you...

Finally took a real dump

Every time I went to take a dump, it was just farts, and maybe some little turds. Should probably eat some dinner. I didn’t stay at her house for dinne...

Computer still makes the noise it makes

Either a fan in it, like the GPU fan(s), or the other mechanical drive, it’s a 1 TB WD. Well, I’ll be keeping the 3 TB refurbished drive I pulled...

No dog

Didn’t even go see them. Didn’t really want to go on a longer then hour drive. Also, they are only 7 months old. I think she said they currently ...

That dog is a puppy?

If they are potty trained, a good dog to get. They got a hopefully long life left. She doesn’t know much about the dog. Should of asked her if she know...

AHA Sparkling Water

Is that new? Walmart has it now. They gave me one in my thank you bag. It’s in the fridge, I’ll drink it when I wake up. No sweeteners in it. If ...

Walmart thank you bag

They gave me a dog chew bone thing. Not exactly a good brand, Purina I think it is. My order history might have dog food. Not lately. The cheapest brand I...

New outfit

The guy dressed up as a clown, wouldn’t cooperate. Now, if only, I could find a power armor station plan. That’s the only crafting station I nee...

Dead Windows VM

It just reboots over and over again, showing that. I didn’t do anything to the VM. Other then updating Manjaro, so probably QEMU was updated at some p...

I'll be moving my Pi tomorrow

Assuming, a 10 foot ethernet cable is long enough. Might put it on the eGPU enclosure. Since, my desktop is custom, it requires moving it onto a table for su...

That's my name?

Soon, I won’t recall my name, or this site, or any site, or how to use anything. I won’t be paying my bills. I’ll be in a diaper in a nursi...

I won't get a dog with my own free will

It’s called divine intervention. That’s what happened with looking at porn, no more porn. I didn’t choose not to look at porn, it was divin...

Cash is a liar

I just paid my BuyVM invoices, with my old Cash card. They claimed, as soon as you report the card lost or stolen, the old card is deactivated. That clearly ...

Something was happening last night

Almost immediately when I went to bed, I could feel a hot spot on my foot. That is the foot that was on top of the other one. I’d expect the bottom foo...

Lots of pit bulls

There’s only two pages of dogs, didn’t specify puppy too. That’s not a good breed to get if you are anxious. You’ll just make each ot...

Ghost boxes

Most likely tapping into something nobody understands, like the human mind. You aren’t talking to spirits, it’s just spitting out words from your...

She thinks I want a dog

Who knows what I want. Maybe not to exist anymore? Now to update my Apple TV, and watch the fake Ghost Nation, since I have nothing better to do with this so...

TP-Link Omada AC1350 Wireless Access Point

I bought that for $60 after tax on Amazon. So far, it seems better then the old possibly defective UniFi AP. I spent hours trying to adopt it over a differen...

Oracle is a fucking dick

You can’t download Java without a fucking account, apparently. Now, to see if my Windows VM has Java. I’m not sitting on my Mac mini, until the f...

Walmart is sold out of toilet paper

They have a four pack, that might last a day. Depending how small the rolls are. I need to buy a six pack every week, unless they have a bigger pack, then I ...

That's a loud ass drive

How long till it’s dead? Hopefully it’s the slow game drive, the WD 1 TB isn’t backed up, well the pictures are. That means the one with my...

HostLaunch

That would only be a good deal, if they offered support too. Also, if you can use a different hosting provider. Looks like it only works with DigitalOcean. A...

I'll be your "running" friend

I’ll be butt naked, running away from you. The cops will ask what I’m running from, and I’ll say “Her”. They’ll ask why, ...

You don't need self control

To stop looking at porn. You need divine intervention. You don’t need to get rid of your computer either, also, that wouldn’t do any good, I don&...

The AMD RX 5600 XT isn't a great deal

The cheapest one is $270 on Newegg. Might ass well pay $330 for the 5700. I probably won’t buy either. I’ll use my AMD RX 460 when this one dies,...

That's why I like Panasonic

Somebody I know, claims Olympus makes the best glass. Not sure why, he uses a Pentax camera. Oh wait, he said Pentax does too. Don’t tell him the lens ...

World changing info

That will be on the next Skinwalker Ranch show. They might not actually say what the evidence or info is. Doesn’t everybody already know Aliens exist? ...

If Fallout 76 is down for maintenance

You can’t exit the game, well, not by clicking Esc or anything. It’ll try signing in, and say it’s down. I had to alt + tab out of it, and ...

Still no wet dream

Some oxygen would of came in handy though. I might of been crying in my sleep as usual. Rebooting the AP yesterday, might of temporally fixed it.

I like ADATA now

The NVMe SSD is the first thing I’ve had by ADATA. Maybe, if I get the parts for my old CPU, I’ll get some ADATA RAM. The SSD came with a heatsin...

Lazy man's egg English muffin sandwich

Get some liquid egg stuff, spray a bowl with non stick stuff, put 1/2 a cup of the egg stuff in it, heat it up for 2 minutes, no need to stir. Use your fork ...

Replace my router too?

Made by the same people that make my UniFi AP. I don’t know how to say or spell the name. I’d replace it with pfSense, but there’s no room ...

Must not of slept long enough

I’ve been tired all day. Maybe not as much now, but I just ate a ton of food. I’m looking to get a heart attack. Might be losing consciousness. M...

Crazy Justice is a Crazy Ripoff

The game barely works, and looks like they didn’t make any of the animations themselves. Take them to small claim court, for $25 or whatever it cost. I...

What happened to the light on my AP?

I thought it was off, so I rebooted it. My phone also wasn’t connected. But, I didn’t unlock it, and see if it showed up in WiFi. I still canR...

Server Not Responding

Is Fallout 76 famous for that? Just leveled up, and I couldn’t select anything, as it kept disabling the keyboard. After I finally selected what I want...

How does time & space exist?

Some intelligent entity created it. Space & time isn’t going to be made out of nothing by itself. There would be no time travel, if it made itself....

Is Portals to Hell fake too?

They could of cut out the parts showing why their meter goes nuts. The meters can go off from cellphones. The knocking can be somebody off camera. There̵...

Whoever made small screws is a dick

The only reason I found one screw I dropped, is because I stepped on it. I need another screw, the laptop screws I have are useless, one is right, except for...

Don't bother emailing Cash App support

They claim they deactivate the old card, as soon as you report it lost or stolen. Which isn’t true, my Walmart order went through, and that was after I...

I need to check the EMF in my apartment

Some scientists claim it can cause brain cancer, depression, and other goodies. The brain cancer isn’t that bad. Except, you don’t need high EMF ...

I don't even need a blanket

I was hot when I went to bed, so my legs didn’t have a blanket over them. Sweatpants probably don’t help. Well, when sleeping, I felt a warm spot...

You don't have to do laundry

Or bathe, you can just stink. My caregiver is probably going to quit soon, that’s why she’s moving an hour away.

Think that was supposed to be Jesus

In my dream. He was taking me somewhere, surprised the radiation in space didn’t kill me. I was taking my shirt off, possibly getting naked, I was doin...

I did it again

While sleeping, I was saying Tonka. Last time, I said Tonka while falling a sleep. On another note, I probably shouldn’t play video games anymore. I a...

Funny how she doesn't tell me anything

Apparently she’s moving on the day she apparently cleans. Apparently cleans, because she told my mom she is going to try coming every Monday. Not this ...

Amazon rechargeable batteries suck

Remote kept turning off, when trying to control something. Think it said the battery life was full. Probably only one battery. I could try refreshing them, b...

Class action lawsuits suck

You might get a whooping $25. Almost enough for a battery replacement, if you go back in time. Haha, they get $25 for Apple throttling iPhones, with degraded...

Might need to replace my AP

Does the iPhone SE 2nd gen not like my UniFi AP? Maybe EnGenius, because some people hate em, and they might have quality control issues. If I get lucky, and...

That snoring sounds like farts

I had to crank my volume up to hear it. Doesn’t sound good. I can hear my breathing too. Nothing that interesting. But, I found some really loud long s...

Cash support is useless

My name is Ian H. with Cash App support, I know you’ve been expecting to hear from us sooner – I very much appreciate your patience. I understa...

10 hour voice recording is only 1 GB

And Voice Memos took a long ass time to save it. Where was it stored if it wasn’t saving as recording? In RAM? Well, then there’s a limit on how ...

Nice outfit

That’s what I’ll be wearing in Fallout 76 from now on. Too bad, I can’t repair some broken armor, you need ballistic fiber, which is appar...

Server Not Responding

Then Disconnected. Fallout 76 is shit. They should let you run your own server, then you have full control when/if it goes down.

Is that a fan or drive?

Something in my computer is making noise, not all the time. I’ve turned the front fans off, and still heard it. Not sure if the back fan is plugged int...

Good idea

Upgrade to the next AMD CPUs, when/if they come out. Then, give my mom my old computer. She has enough parts to make it work, if I give her the overpriced RA...

The counselor's thinking is wrong

He thinks everybody does better with a dog. I then said, the same can be true if you have a cat. I don’t think he’s ever had a pet cat. I didn...

I almost shit myself

Finished watching Portals to Hell, so got up and put my glasses on my laptop, while doing so, shit was on it’s way out. Laptop is a good place to put m...

IR can see through stuff?

Mine can’t. Or does the light need to be off? The camera for my Raspberry Pi Zero, has IR, or no filter to block it. It can see in the dark. Where do I...

That's counseling?

When the counselor says almost nothing? The customer is the only one talking? Well, that’s pointless. I should of said no when he asked if he should ca...

I only need the $5 a month Pandora

I’ve only been listening to a station, not the exact song and/or artist. You can use it for free, but you get ads. I might get unlazy, and use the app ...

I thought the fancy new virus was a hoax

So why did Trump send me a letter? Probably so I don’t forget he approved giving money to people. That won’t get me to vote for him. But, lots of...

Sling TV is an aggressive spammer

They call it a newsletter, but almost everyday, I get an email saying I can get it for free for 7 days or something. I clicked unsubscribe in Gmail. I’...

Residual energy

That’s probably why I hear somebody randomly going on my bed. So, Tonka’s spirit probably isn’t here. I haven’t tried getting any EBP...

Blackmagic Design Pocket Cinema Camera 4K

Is that good for porn? I already have lenses that will work on it. I just need another $1,295, to hire a porn star. That’s only a 10 minute video. Wait...

Don't need a macro lens

A zoom lens, and extension tubes, is more flexible. You can use it as a non macro lens. You get more then one focal length. You might have a better chance of...

Will the cracker ever stop?

deauthenticated due to local deauth request That’s what they do to my WiFi clients. They did that to my laptop three times last night, then my iPhone w...

Cash app didn't deactivate my old card

I didn’t change the card on Walmart, and it went through. Does, that mean once I get the new card, the old one will still work? That is after activatin...

Nice caching

If you see the enter page, hold shift down, and reload. Or click enter again, you might end up with a bunch of unneeded cookies though.

Interesting

Don’t know how to spell it believe different dimensions and time overlapping, but not ghosts. The people that do physics. Firefox spells out psychic, n...

That's not a bad idea

Make a website, with a live feed of me stripping. Once, the tips reach a certain amount, I put clothes on. Maybe $1,000. If they don’t read, they might...

Unreal Engine 5

What’s the point? No Linux version. There will be a PS5 version. Either the demo was running at 10 FPS, or Firefox can’t handle 2160p. Wait, no w...

How small is a small one?

Is “average” small? Probably a dude, I’ll pass. Also, that isn’t a missed connection. And they could be talking about something else.

I should probably upgrade my laptop

The new 4000 series is better. Except, my laptop is a budget laptop. There won’t be any 4000 series for $200 any time soon. Don’t really need a b...

Why some souls stay on this planet

They don’t let go. Your soul can’t float to the heavens, if it’s sinking to the Earth. How do I know? It happened in my dream, I was murder...

Good reason to get my own cell service

Some scumbag named Brian had this number, I even got a sent in error court date. So, if she gets mad, at me for getting my own cell service, I’ll tell ...

I never said my neighbors hate me

Not like and pissed isn’t the same thing. And you’d know why, if you saw how they act when they see me. Another good reason to move to a cave far...

Damn, the 65" TV at Best Buy sold out

It’s not Roku, so it might have no audio delay, not that it matters, I have a HDMI switch with audio extraction. Not a fan of Android. And I don’...

Kosmos is dead

See here, looks like the assholes in the Switch scene, caused them to cease development. Damn it, now I have to switch to Atmosphere. I’m lazy, so mayb...

Sleeping can cause indents on your skin

There might of been one on my hand. And upper arm. I probably don’t move enough in my sleep. I did rollover at some point. Woke up sore though. I need ...

I'm not a human

I’m a turd sandwich. That’s better then being a Big Douche.

Well, that's enough Fallout 76 for me

I spent all my caps trying to move my camp. The land has to be completely right, or you can’t place structures, it’ll say floating. Didn’t ...

Good idea, buy a 65" TV

And hope it fits on the coffee table my 49” TV is on. It’s only $425 for a Hisense. Not really a good idea, pain to drag that up, and put the sta...

Abducted by Aliens?

Do clothes cause an indent on your leg? If so, it should of happened again, but it hasn’t yet. And if I was abducted, and they put a mark on my leg, we...

Funny

She said a long time ago, that non full breed dogs have less health issues, but now she doesn’t think that. Yet, she’s the one who told me that. ...

Chairman Meow has kidney failure

Supposedly it can be managed, and he can go on for a long time with it. Why can’t she afford a kidney transplant? Maybe, she shouldn’t get pets, ...

Piss one neighbor off, piss em all off

Apparently staying in your apartment pisses your neighbors off. Looked like everybody got candy on their door except me. I’m not a fan of candy anyways...

Run away from love

That’ll Make America Great Again. Oh wait, Trump doesn’t know what love is, nor do his supporters. Loving dick and/or pussy isn’t love. God...

I felt drugged when I woke up

Was I abducted by Aliens while sleeping? They would probably drug you, so you don’t wake up. My anus didn’t hurt when I woke up though, so maybe ...

Another wet dream or two

She was trans in that dream. Well, actually, probably cis, I just put a dick on her. Damn, you get way better porn when you sleep.

BuyVM is hiring

See here. I probably don’t qualify. And, I don’t want to do that job anyways. I’d rather sit on my ass and do nothing. I should get a job t...

Killing animals to eat is murder

People only think killing is wrong, if it happens to a human. Or the majority of people. You can call your farm, Murder Farm. Like the show called Murder Mou...

That's how Fallout 76 will piss you off

Only one creature left to find, I spent way to much time looking in the search area. I never found one fucking squirrel. Are they friendly or not? If friendl...

Got my bike pump to work

To unscrew the thing on the pump, the part that attaches to the tire valve, I used pliers. I was also turning the wrong way. Might of been over tightening wi...

No idea why that made her angry

I was saying something Bodhi does, which wasn’t negative. And she gets all pissed and offended. If you bring the subject up again, she asks “Why ...

The Enfield Poltergeist

Most likely a hoax. See this video of it. The levitating photos don’t prove shit. What was the shutter speed? If it was really slow, then it might be r...

Cats like me too

Couldn’t tell you why. But Bodhi was sleeping with his head on my foot too. The other cat, harassing her is fun. She likes twitching her tail. Don...

Paranormal Punchers

The only reason to listen to it, is the woman on it, she has a hot voice. Can’t really do anything else but listen to it. I’ll miss everything th...

Changing a bike seat is not easy

I had to put the old seat on the ground, to put my foot on it, to loosen the bolt. And it was greasy as fuck. Probably didn’t put it on right, I forgot...

My soundbar costs $150 now

And it’s on sale. Pretty sure, I only paid $100. Maybe I didn’t get the cheapest one after all. It was just massively on sale.

Indent on leg

I woke up with heartburn a little before 2 AM, and went to the bathroom, and noticed that on my right leg. Some people that get abducted by Aliens, report t...

I got laid

In my dream. I ejaculated the first time going in her. She was a cis woman btw. It felt way better then my hand. You don’t have feeling in your dreams?...

Weird, did the heat just turn on?

It’s on cool. So, probably not. I got a surge of heat. They get cold on Portals to Hell. I got the opposite. Probably because the AC keeps making me co...

I didn't hear the growl

I’m not turning my soundbar up anymore. I already have to turn it up for the VOD on Philo. For some reason the volume isn’t as loud on VOD, it...

Mythtv isn't a good option

Last mythfilldatabase run started on Sun May 3 2020, 11:53 PM and ended on Sun May 3 2020, 11:54 PM. mythfilldatabase ran, but did not insert any new data ...

Why bother?

Eating dinner at her house? I’ll lose weight if I stay home. That can happen if you don’t call somebody when you usually do. Thought there would ...

There must be something wrong with me

If I reject attractive women. Is running away and playing mind games rejecting? That might be called gay. What, they’d say is wrong with me. Except run...

Crucial P2

Is it faster then the P1? According to Phoronix it is. But, a kernel update might of solved my problem. The problem was slowing to a crawl when doing somethi...

They aren't checking the sprinklers today?

They put a thing on my door, well two papers, one for Tuesday, and one for today. On Tuesday, they had fun making all the alarms go off. Today, I woke up, be...

I still haven't bought a Raspberry Pi 4

The kit is $100, and I have plenty of money. But, it’s more fun to look at my credit union account. How much is a Real Doll? I might have enough, or al...

If that's the case

That demons prey on vulnerable, I’ll be dead if I go somewhere with a demon present. On another note, you won’t want to die, after watching Porta...

Equalizers in iOS sucks

It can’t do it system wide, meaning good luck using it with Pandora. The bass or something is too high or too crappy sounding on my earbuds. Turning th...

You can get PCIe 4.0 with a $100 CPU

The AMD Ryzen 3 3100 + Ryzen 3 3300X support it. Where’s Intel’s $100 PCIe 4.0 support CPU with 4 cores and 8 threads? That probably compiles stu...

I might be breaking my chair soon

I’ll be up to 300 pounds in no time, that means with clothes, over 300 pounds. 300 pounds is the weight limit of the chair. I gained over 2 pounds. Sho...

DoNotPay is most likely a scam

Hey there it’s Jen from DoNotPay – we know it’s a lot to ask for your payment details upfront, we really do. But here’s a statistic ...

SiriusXM finally sent me an email

That’s a long delay. Does it have an account number? Only the last four digits of it, so I still can’t login, says the account number isn’t...

Alien Invasion will be the US military

I won’t buy they are Aliens, even if they made robots that don’t look human. Or used some method like shape shifting, to look different. The majo...

No more neighbors talking to me

Just wear my wireless earbuds. I might need a battery charger case for my iPhone though. Might not wear them while shitting, I don’t want to risk them ...

They Might Be Giants

The song I’m listening to, sounds sort of like Weird Al. I probably have all of Weird Al’s songs.

That's a bummer

The only thing I bought for my bike, that I might be able to use, is the pump. There’s a good chance that won’t be usable either. The seat requir...

Shredders aren't that loud

Not if you have JBL earbuds on. I had to shred my old “lost” Cash card. They didn’t have a stupid option, that I gave it to scammers. I al...

Howard Stern is a republican?

In the app, it says “Political Talk & Fake Hillary”. Well, I got to cancel my free trial of SiriusXM. That was the only reason I wanted it. B...

Bebe Rexha

I accidentally found her, I was searching for “best AirPods alternative”, but I typed be and Safari showed her name. I had to click it, because i...

She doesn't have the fancy new virus

No testing needed for anybody else then. Whatever she has, gives her breathing trouble. I might have whatever she has, just not as bad.

What's the best AirPods knock off?

I have enough for the regular or Pro AirPods. But a knockoff will be cheaper. I already have some nice wired headphones. But requires an adapter on my iPhone...

Lola

She walks like a man, but talks like a woman. I learned that word when I was a kid, from my dad. Never saw my dad when older, well once at my sister’s....

Looks like I still do mediate

I went to bed, and I started automatically controlling my breathing. That’s part of mediating, how you get to a mediated state. I fell a sleep. Probabl...

Can you play online with a hacked Switch?

You can do anything you want. Should you? Depends, if you want to get banned or not. If I wanted to play online, I’d use my not hacked sysNAND. I don&#...

That's why I leave my camera in it's bag

So, I don’t use it. A camera in a bag, stays in a bag. Just like what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, not in my case, I’d marry a trans w...

Not 100% conscious

That might be how to explain that my mind is empty most of the time. Nobody believes you when you say you have no automatic thoughts. Then the counselor says...

Brutal heartburn

Food came up, when swallowing it, I could feel the stomach acid, which probably came up too. Was it medium salsa? I heard somebody say something about an jal...

No GeoPort for me

That’ll cost you two grand. No wonder I couldn’t find it, I didn’t think that was the real site of it. The other site with possibly bogus s...

Flatpak is nice

No need to wait for a Firefox update from Manjaro. Just run “flatpak update”. Not to mention, the Flatpak Firefox is faster. Any camera is good f...

Rock hard

Some more rocks fell out of my ass into the crapper. I should of went back to bed, after they checked the fire alarm. Except, I probably would of had to get ...

She got tested for the fancy new virus

My nephew brought something home. He went to daycare for like two days, and got sick. That’s because nobody takes the virus seriously. I’m guessi...

How much weight did I lose?

I took a big constipated dump this morning. You know it’s constipated if the shit feels like rocks coming out. How long has all that shit been up there...

That answers that

Since souls don’t exist, I don’t exist. Some call it energy. But it doesn’t exist. That’s what Portals to Hell is telling you, that y...

I'd recommend eating lunch

You’ll be eating lunch even if you don’t at lunch time. Felt like I was going to puke. Then I ate a yogurt, to see if I was hungry, then I got st...

Fancy chair came

My OPSEAT Master came today. I didn’t put it together, my mom’s ex did. Divorced makes him her ex. Even if they live together. It’s more c...

The guy is going woo again

Heard it in the kitchen. Also, earlier, somebody was outside cheering. Looked out the window, and nothing was happening. Is he so loud you can hear it in my ...

Everybody should be above the law

The president is. And so is law enforcement. So, why not the citizens? That’ll solve the wrongful conviction issue, if everybody is above the law.

Kinect Sensor

That can apparently see what you can’t. Like what appears to be a human figure. Can it see dog figures? Then, I’ll know if Tonka is still here, o...

I don't think she has a cock either

There was a rumor she got pregnant. As far as I know, it’s currently not possible for people with a dick to get pregnant. I’m sure Aliens can mod...

Why did I buy bike stuff?

And how will riding a bike make me feel better? I don’t feel anything from the breathing trouble, I’m just aware of it. But it doesn’t both...

Portals to Hell will make your head spin

Did they lie and tell the psychic stuff? Either way, looks like there’s something after you die. So, why am I still alive? It reminded me of an experie...

7artisans 60mm

Maybe that’s the lens I’ll buy, since Kenmore Camera is sold out of the Laowa 17mm again. I don’t have a 60mm macro lens. Manual focus is f...

Proton 5.0-7 Fallout 76

Still doesn’t work. Does it get the same GPU hang? Didn’t check the log. But, it logs me out, so probably. Apparently the hang might be fixed in...

What happens if you give me $1,200?

I apparently don’t spend all or even half of it. Now, there’s a feeling in my gut every time I think of something to buy, like batteries for my U...

Acting doesn't define you

That’s why it’s called acting. But, the size of your penis and/or clitoris does define you.

How can life exist without a soul?

You really think a body works without some kind of energy? Even the lights in your house, don’t work without energy. That applies to all bodies, animal...

Before I fell a sleep

I said Tonka a bunch of times. No idea why I woke up before 9 AM. Maybe breathing trouble. Might of been when I was falling a sleep. How many times did I rep...