What's up with all the women wanting a dominant man?
That’s why they don’t get laid, they have specific wants. Also, they are in Seattle. That would be a long walk. It’s better if the woman is...
How did she get such a big ass?
Butt implants. Couldn’t see her dick most of the video. Looks like a big ass does the trick. Probably why the cam site wasn’t working, just a big...
That's interesting
She has no issue driving other people places, just me. So why she talks to me at all, I have no idea. She clearly doesn’t like me. Since Christmas is o...
That woman was wearing a nice shirt in my dream
There was an opening for her tits. Might of been big fake tits. Maybe they were trans, no sex, so wouldn’t know.
Huge fake tits
Her ass is fake too. Dick might as well be fake too. It’s easy to tell if tits are fake.
Not looking to experiment and know what they want?
Some trans post on the new crappy personal site. Crappy, because somebody either hacks it, or malicious ads, hijack the links. So when you click a category, ...
You know how unrealistic that looks?
A giant cock on a small woman body. On another note, I need to move to Columbia. Are they taking refugees? Trump doesn’t like trans folks, or trans lik...
You know who wants to buy my iPhone SE?
The female that rejected my friend request on Facebook. Kind of odd, that she’d want to give me money, but rejected my friend request. Don’t have...
I know what a family is
That’s people related to you, not somebody that divorced your mom for something she didn’t do. He might be family if he didn’t divorce her....
Making her a little mad?
She’s the one who’s mad at me for not growing out of myself. And she expects me to go to Thanksgiving? She clearly doesn’t like me, if she&...
Did she grow out of her gender yet?
That’s basically what she said to me, grow out of myself. So if she’s wondering why I don’t answer my phone anymore, that’s why. The ...
There we go
The woman in my dream had a dick and a vagina. Good luck finding a woman like that in reality, and if you do, their dick is probably useless. You’d be ...
She didn't even hold the door open for me
She was in a rush to get in the building. Ran past me. If I ever see her going in the building, I’ll go out the fire exit.
You don't have to come over
And she doesn’t have to pick me up. It was never my idea to go to her house. She must of offered it at some point. But good idea, don’t go to her...
She thought I'd grow out of it
She’s mad because I didn’t grow out of my problems. Should I be mad at her for being female? It’s basically the same thing. You know she...
Edging
You have to have feeling before you get off, to do that. Or maybe an x-ray. The only thing that might happen before getting off, is precum, but not always. T...
That was a lot of sex to dream about in a little over an hour
Turned my alarm off, went back to sleep, and I remember dreaming about sex the entire time. Did I dream about sex before that too? They all had vaginas, in c...
No Thanksgiving is fine with me
Not sure why she invited her ex to Thanksgiving. He divorced her for something she didn’t do. That guy talks loudly, whistles, pretty much anything ann...
I know what I can do with my porn domain
Make it a live cam site, for me and only me. Like the one where people give tips. I get 100% of all money, excluding payment processor fees. The other cam si...
That's why you shouldn't look at personal ads on the computer
You might end up taking a shower. And then with my luck, the fire alarm will go off. I didn’t plan on the fire alarm going off. No idea why it went off...
All women will give up at talking to you
It just takes time. It depends on the woman. Some will stop right away, after you are rude to them.
You know who else is hot?
A woman that was at a journaling class I took a long time ago. I might of saw her at Walmart a long time ago. She was smiling at me. No idea why I took that ...
You know who's hot?
The worker woman at the nut house. She kept asking if I’d be there Monday. I wasn’t. Can’t remember her name.
Maybe she needs hearing aids
Either that or the iPhone XR sucks. She doesn’t mind paying $30+ a month for a phone. That’s a lot more then $60 a year, and I didn’t even ...
It's pathetic how often people look at their phone
You do realize looking at your phone at a red light is illegal right? If you aren’t parked on the street, it’s illegal. Jokes on her when she get...
Never really liked that female anyways
The one on Facebook that rejected my friend request. Don’t have Facebook anymore, deleted it, after seeing nobody wanted to talk to me.
She doesn't think that's rude or mean
Telling somebody they are annoying as fuck. She also thinks I’m going to her house tomorrow. Doubtful. No point, if she hates me that much. She doesn&#...
Why the fuck did she call me around 9 am?
She started saying because she wanted to know when I wanted her to pick me up, then said it wouldn’t be until after 12 pm. No need to tell me that at 9...
It's only rude if I say it
I said basically the same thing to her, and then she says I’m rude to her, yet she doesn’t consider what she said to me as rude. And she can̵...
A solid and possibly runny dump
Looks like I take a runny dump everyday now. That’s probably the illness I had, it makes me take a runny dump, instead of puking. One lucky bastard. I&...
Fast working bowels
I ate a bunch of green vegetables for dinner, and some of it has already come out. Something green on my anus while wiping. Might need to take another dump. ...
There's a runny dump
Haven’t had a runny dump for a while. Either it was caused by the illness I had yesterday, or the microwaved potato. I put cheese, sour cream, and sals...
Nasty big dump
Didn’t take a dump yesterday, I barely ate anything, just crackers and soup. Didn’t want to throw up. The dump I took, left lots of residue on my...
She's avoiding me
The person I ran away from. She was sitting on the bench outside the lobby. Then she moved to a bench in the parking lot by the apartment building, the farth...
Painful dump
Does eating lactose cause painful dumps for some people? I don’t go to the doctor, they do nothing. Don’t think it was runny. Some people use ana...
Nice big dump before dinner
Fiber is good stuff, gets your bowels moving. Eating a real lunch is nice too, no more needing to eat snacks all day long. Takes about seven minutes to cook ...
Doublelist censors trans
There’s a trans woman, or “shemale” in their own words, that posts nice pictures. It is against Doublelist’s rules though. If the pic...
She really only cares about her ex
She ignores you when he’s at her house. Rush to take me home too. At least I’ll be put in a blender and recycled when I die. I won’t even k...