You are so stinky, yet you taste so good, I’m underweight.

That’s how you get skinny, by eating poop holes. I do wonder what a tongue in Uranus feels like though. Problem is, you can never French kiss her again. Unless you like ATM. Bleach won’t get rid of it. She still did it.

Now, electro shocks to the brain, that might get rid of it, the memory might be gone if you do that. Memory is unreliable, so she could just trick you into believing it was a dream. After all, my dreams have feeling, that’s how I know what sex feels like.