They might not be as crazy as me, but still crazy.

Don't forget all the gay guys that like me too.

Only crazy women and gay men like me. Might as well stay single in that case.

No means no, stalkers don't listen to that though. Somebody should tell the person that parks outside and revs their engine up that. I probably won't be looking out the window to see who it is. I don't want to get shot.