And you can get money, by giving morbidly obese men pony rides. That’s how I broke my back.

There’s no nudity or sex, so it’s legal. It’s like Uber, but for pony rides. After you get halfway there, part of your back collapses, you’ll be like the old guy’s dog on Family Guy. You’ll have to use your arms to pull yourself the rest of the way.

That’s also how you get disability, by breaking your back at work, giving morbidly obese men pony rides.

What, doctor, my back isn’t meant to hold 300+ pounds? Only if you’re an elephant. So, if I modify my DNA, and make myself an elephant, I’m good to go? Only downside, is I’ll get shot by the asshole that shot a tame elephant, or he’ll attempt to shoot me. Some domain registrar, they have shitty hosting as well.

BUYSHARED is cheap, if you don’t want to break your back. They don’t offer anything not possible, like unlimited space, which doesn’t exist. Not really unlimited bandwidth on the reseller hosting, more like unmetered. Might get slow after using a certain amount.

My server from the same people, has unmetered bandwidth. Most of my bandwidth used, is backing up to Secure Dragon.

If your site actually gets visits from non bots, you might need more money.

You can name your pony ride service, Puber. You might get sued by Uber though. So, make it Poober. You might need to get rid of the the “ber”.