If not, I should buy some new panties, wear them for a month, then sell em to the highest bidder. Make my own panty auction website. Sweat, skid marks, maybe even piss and/or cum. They will be hot sellers.

I’ll also make the terms say, that your name will be published, so everybody knows you buy dirty used panties on the internet. Maybe some politicians will buy some panties, without reading the terms.

I’ll probably get sued, as they’ll claim such terms is illegal.