Think of your anus as an open wound, then think of putting a dick in it. That’s what anal sex feels like. How do I know? That’s what it felt like in my dream, when a trans woman was fucking me up the ass.

You don’t have feeling in your dreams? That’s a bummer, I probably have more feeling in my dreams, then reality.

I suppose if I go to prison, somebody might ass rape me. Or they will try to.

If a woman tries fucking me with a strap on, I’ll run away. Possibly butt naked, then I’ll get picked up by the cops, and I’ll say “She’s trying to rape me!”.