Fucking bowels

Had to get out of bed even earlier today to shit. No idea how my bowels are moving faster. I usually go back to bed. Still on the crapper, it takes a long time as I read instead of wipe. Good thing I’m single, she wouldn’t allow me to take my phone in the bathroom. So I’d have to find something else to read. Like a newspaper or a book. Would she let me take my Kindle in there?

No I can’t hold it in. And no it isn’t diarrhea. Well not all of. It, if any of it is.

Hmm does eating way less make your bowel movement schedule change? That’s the only thing different. Might be eating more yogurt as it goes bad on the 5th. I shouldn’t have had her get me more yogurt from Costco as the expire date was sooner then last time.

I might not buy anymore ice cream for a while. Yes I can eat more of it because I eat less for dinner and lunch. But two yogurts before bed is less calories and last time I did that I fell a sleep. So maybe I can lose five pounds a week with no ice cream. Need to lose 100 pounds or so. First I have to lose all the weight I gained by eating too many snacks. If I was still eating snacks I’d be even closer to 300 pounds.