90 year old porn star

If I live to be 90, I think I’ll make a porno, on my 90th birthday. Except, all my electronics might get fried in 2025, and again I forget when. Or possibly only stuff that is turned on, like my phone, which I’d use to make the porn.

Also in World War 3, there might be EMPs. So that might fry everything as well.

Damn, I might not be able to make a porno when I’m 90. That’s a bummer, not so much for my bum. It would be a solo porno, since I’ll be single still. Yes, I can tell the future.

Oh and porn might be illegal then anyways, since in 2030, it’ll be communism and fascism. So I probably won’t live to be 90. I’ll probably get murdered.

Anybody want to make me look like a 90 year old? So I can make the porno before it’s too late?