I went to bed as a man, and woke up as a woman

My wife said Aliens abducted me and gave me a sex change. She said when I returned, I looked like a woman.

She looks like a man now, even has facial hair. Was wondering why there was a dude in my apartment, but her voice is the same.

When we had sex after I became a woman, I noticed she has a cock and balls. Looks awfully similar, like I’ve seen it somewhere. Maybe on a porn site.

She is a sex reassignment surgeon. That didn’t ring any red flags, as I was abducted by Aliens.

I have a wife? I wish.