Good luck playing The Elder Scrolls Online
It’s been way longer then a second. I’m in queue to login. Is today the last day it’s free? Well they should let me in first as I bought t...
Looks like Elon Musk is a Trumpet
The article I read, seems to suggest Elon Musk is a conservative right wing nut. Well, they didn't use those words. He can't censor my site, unless he wants ...
I could get a nice camera for around $100 a month
For twelve months, no interest on Amazon. The Panasonic G9 has two SD slots, so you might be able to tell it to backup the photos on one to the other. The Ol...
My boobs are hairy
Some ladies like hairy boobs, probably some men as well, and nonbinary, and trans. I gained 1.2 pounds. Gain enough weight, and my boobs will get bigger. And...
No wonder that motion activated light hasn’t been turning on
The batteries were dead. Put charged batteries in it, it turns on now. Only one battery wouldn't start charging right away. I just left it on the charger unt...
Florida is a dick
Funny, republicans think republicans will protect freedom of speech. They won't protect freedom to identify however the fuck you want. Not educating people o...
Shouldn’t be anymore rocks in me
Got home and had diarrhea. No idea if it was dinner, or lunch, or something else. That Dominoes pizza wasn't even hot. And the cheesy bread, had a funny tast...
More downtime
According to UptimeRobot, the main server went down for around an hour. BuyVM has become very unreliable. If I was making money, I'd be pissed, and changing ...
How much is my Mac mini worth?
It only has 8 GB of RAM. I should buy a MacBook Air with 16 GB of RAM, but no extra space. I would have bought the Xbox Series X, but she said not to, then i...
How long did it take for my high capacity rechargeable AA batteries to get lower in the Xbox controller?
They might actually last longer. Guess 400mAh or so more is more then I thought it would be. The other batteries might be rated for 2000mAh, and the new ones...
Splashdown
A big rock came out, and it splashed when it hit the water. How long was that brewing in me for? Some more came out after that, but don't think it was rocks....
Got to buy the Kindle version of the S.T.O.P Obsessing book soon
I still remember, that I woke up with the bed by me in bed. I could have grabbed it and put it there, it's reachable from where I sleep. It's also possible, ...
If you have Comcast’s low income internet
And you use your own modem, their app won't say how much data you've used. I have to use their modem, to get my ACP credit. Now it says I've used 3 GB of dat...
Waited too long to order Xbox Series X
It was in stock I think before my shower. Was thinking about ordering after my shower, but it's sold out from GameStop now. Not like I need it anyways. There...
Why do I think I want a Xbox Series X?
Probably because it's in stock, and it's usually out of stock. The bundle with one game is still in stock. I also originally wanted the X. But I couldn't buy...
Future GPUs will use 600 watts of power?
It'll be cheaper to use Macs in that case, as your power bill will be massive. My power is included in my rent. But I still wouldn't want a 600 watt GPU. The...
So Hell doesn’t exist?
You just reincarnate forever? And our brains don't allow us to access our entire soul or whatever you call it? Well, I may never see Tonka again then. Except...
That’s a good idea
Make anti Trump videos. I might get murdered though. Oh and I'm supposed to let stuff go. Good luck with that. I'll probably be stuck here when I die, for no...
How much is a GPU with 12 teraflops?
Probably more then $500. The Xbox Series X doesn't have very many exclusives, and can't play PS4 games though. But, I already own a bunch of PC games. Not su...
Lame
Apparently this apartment gives you a lease, either 6 months or a year. So good luck moving. You have to stay here for six months or a year. You might be abl...
The Xbox Series X is in stock at GameStop
On their site, there's a bundle. With some Call of Duty game. Not sure I should buy it though. The S works just fine for The Elder Scrolls Online. And no ide...
Damn it
One of the words I repeat in my head for my OCD, I forgot how to say it. So now the word might not be right in my head. How the fuck am I supposed to rep...
That’s another way to lose players
Dick players. Not to mention, there's no objective in Wurm Online. There's no point to the game, you are leveling skills up for no real reason. The Elder Scr...
Haha, republican voters think republicans will protect freedom of speech
Donald Trump won't. He tried to ban an app, because somebody made fun of the idiot on it. He claims national security and crap, but he's a liar. He lies abou...
Elon Musk is a Trump supporter?
Trump should be banned from everything, because he spreads hate. He'll probably unban Trump. I don't use social media, so it won't affect me. It will give Tr...
Sorry about the hair on my logs
Nobody likes my poop jokes in Wurm Online. I was also trying to help somebody with only 8 GB of RAM, but two characters. There's a low memory client, but he ...
And internet is working again finally
The gateway is slow as fuck, so changing to bridge mode takes a long ass time. The router wasn't getting an IP, rebooted it, still no IP. So sent a reboot co...
The Elder Scrolls Online is apparently available for macOS
But I don't have an Intel Mac, so it might run horrible. Not to mention, I can't use my eGPU with the Apple Silicon Mac mini. Probably runs better on my Linu...
Looks like Verizon has 5G here
Just not their 5G Home Internet. I'm not paying $30 a month for it anyways. I would pay $30 a month for TDS Fiber, but that might take 20 years to get. So I'...
A gay man wouldn’t run away from women
They simply wouldn't care if a woman likes them. From what I heard, they might even appear to be flirting back with them. I don't flirt with anybody though. ...
Fake News aka Fox News, is basically republican propaganda
They are basically doing what the Nazis did in Germany. Sad that people are stupid enough to believe it. Looks like World War 3 will happen soon, probably be...
Frustrated and mad are the same thing
So saying she isn't mad but frustrated, makes no sense. She basically admitted she's angry. She doesn't have a high tolerance for people who try keeping the ...
Lies
The paper on one of the doors, says you can get Verizon 5G Home Internet for free with ACP. The credit is only $30 from ACP, and Verizon's Home Internet is $...
Sally Strong Hand
That's my wife's name. Don't call her a hand though, she'll slap me. She sure knows how to get the jizz right out of me.
I still have internet
Just like I thought I would. They said I’d have no internet by returning the defective gateway. If I was using that gateway I’d have no internet...
Woke up crying
About Tonka of course. I seemed to stop crying when I sat up. Then I laid back down and fell back a sleep. I must only cry when I'm sleeping now. It was a lo...
Don’t really want Xfinity Mobile
I think I can get it for cheaper, and ACP will pay for some of it, whatever ACP credit is left after paying for my internet, would be used for it. So might o...
You’d think you’d forget OCD if you have cognitive decline
Nope, looks like it does the opposite, amplifies it. Might only be this bad when at home alone though. Might not have been this bad when Tonka was here still...
My Apple Watch is fine
Apparently there's a blank screen defect with the Series 6 Apple Watch, according to this. Pretty sure mine is a Series 6, I entered the serial number on App...
You don’t have to call Comcast to get a new modem
If you have their low income internet, use the chat in the morning, when they are on the chat. I tried in the afternoon yesterday, but said to call, or come ...
Another bad idea
Taking a laxative when you aren't constipated. Thought I might be, because of some stomach pain. But the shit that did come out before it, wasn't hard to get...
Bad idea
Eating way too much. Stomach hurts now. Maybe I was constipated, but the food is forcing the other shit down. Or it's stuck. I was just starting to play The ...
Hmm, what is the definition of sissy anyways?
A dude that likes being hairless, and making themselves looking maybe sort of like a woman? Not talking about a trans woman, trans women look more like a wom...
There’s no proof of God?
How else do you exist after dying? Also what's the point in love or any other emotion if there's no God? I think if there was no God, life would most likely ...
I’m losing my ACP benefits soon
If you don't use Comcast's modem, they claim they can't verify you are using your service. So no free internet for me soon. I'll just pay $10 a month. I don'...
Light just flickered in the living room
Might burn out soon. If it isn't flickering when they check, they won't replace the bulb. I found that out the hard way. So I might have to wait for it to bu...
Reincarnation
Hmm, how do hauntings work then? I guess you don't reincarnate right away. So if I don't let go, I never reincarnate? Tonka didn't reincarnate yet. Buddy mig...
Hmm, apparently humans do evolve
So we don't go extinct? Why did some Aliens say that, but others said the opposite? Perhaps they saw a different future somehow. Or it changed. That means I ...
Rice is done
Waiting for it to cool down, the inner pot, so I can clean it, and cook the chicken. There's rice stuck to the inner pot, some of the rice gets stuck to it f...
Pretzel buns
Don't think the ones I ordered said hamburger buns. No idea what I ordered. But if they gave me something else, it was a good mistake. I should have ordered ...
Thanks for the used Ove Gloves Target
That might be the last time I order anything online from Target. The top of the box is ripped and one Ove Glove was sticking out. All I know is they are fak...
Why do some people hate consoles so much?
Good luck finding a PC with a gaming GPU for $300, that is a brand new PC. The GPU in my Linux PC cost around $200 if I recall right. A new GPU would cost mo...
Perhaps leaving us as primates would have been better
Or "already evolving" primates. Aliens just sped up the evolution. Might have been a mistake, apparently they've remade us multiple times. And apparently we ...
Diarrhea is back
Not constipated anymore, got the runs instead. Well once so far today. Might need to go again pretty soon. Might have to wait a while though. No idea what di...
I might own The Elder Scrolls Online on every platform now
Is it on anything besides PC, Xbox, and PlayStation? If not, I own it on everything. Assuming I still own it on PS4 and PC. I have more of the expansions on ...
If I buy The Elder Scrolls Online again
That'll be like the fourth time of buying the game. I got rid of it on the PS4, and somebody bought it again for me, might have only been $15 though. It's on...
Looked like one of those lights went in my room
The security camera recorded a bunch of stuff right after I went to bed. Possibly why it doesn't record much later, if everything is in my room. There's mult...
You can’t always pick what you dream
I was trying to dream of a chick with a dick, but she had a vagina. I think I still put it in her bum though. There is lucid dreaming. But I usually don't re...
Air purifier changes to high if I use the oven
I assume that was high, I could hear the fan. I should open a window like she said to do. Somebody likes cooking horrible smelling seafood. Then my apartment...
Might buy The Elder Scrolls Online for the Xbox
Except, I should just play one of the platforms I already own. Might have it on the PS4, unless I got rid of it. Have the PC version. But I prefer playing on...
Will probably get woke up tomorrow
At 8 AM. They are I assume testing the fire alarms. As it says they will be going off starting at 8 AM. Don't think they actually came in my apartment last t...
Remote backup on server hanged
Had to kill the processes for the backup, as it was causing issues. Like DirectAdmin wouldn't fully load. And running a command would hang, I had to kill SSH...
The Elder Scrolls Online is currently free
I opened it on my Xbox, and it actually opened, instead of saying I need Game Pass or to buy the game. Looked it up, I guess it's free till the end of the mo...
Wurm Online still stutters
The bios update didn't fix it, and neither did any of the software updates I got recently. It dropped to around 20 FPS. Thought it was fixed at first, but th...
You can feel love when dreaming
Don't think I've ever felt what I felt in the dream in reality. You might need a gf for that. Probably still wouldn't feel it. But if I've never felt it whil...
Don’t know what her problem is
She thinks saying "I heard you had candy for breakfast" is mean. How is that mean? Then she says don't repeat stuff she said. As she said he had candy for br...
When do I have to fill out shitty paperwork?
Or did I already do it for this year? I might have some money in the credit union when they do the paperwork. Not $5,000 though. I don't know when I'll be ab...
She won’t talk to me anymore!
All I did was ask her if she's a shemale. Who? No idea. But I should ask women that. Might even get slapped.
These “new” Portal To Hell episodes must be old
They said May what she was showing them was recorded. That's either in the future, or a different year. I wonder if all the episodes are on Discovery. She st...
Bodhi likes the puppy now
She sent me a picture of the puppy using Bodhi as a pillow. He had his head on his back. Apparently the other day, Bodhi accidentally hurt the puppy, and he ...
TracFone apparently has “unlimited” carry over data
But the 1 GB plan would be a max of 12 GB a year, if you don't use any data. I think I use 100 MB or so every month. And doesn't Verizon own them now? Verizo...
Jesus might not have died on the cross
He might have lived to be 80 and ended his own life. You can’t prove it unless the Jesus Scroll is real and released. Glad I don’t believe rel...
Only lost one pound
Perhaps before it said I gained 5.1 pounds, I didn't actually lose 3 or so pounds. Or the scale is busted. I think you can re calibrate it. It might take 5 w...
Finally updated my motherboard’s bios
Don't think the latest version is a beta version anymore, so I updated. Might be the last update I install though. It's a pain, you have to redo the settings...
Shouldn’t my stomach be bigger if I gained 5.1 pounds?
Stomach doesn't look as big as it was. Looks smaller. I'll find out tomorrow how much I weigh, maybe I lost 10 pounds. That means the gaining 5.1 pounds was ...
Republicans run their states based on religion, not facts
Where's the proof you are killing life by getting an abortion? Potential life maybe. But in that case, they need to make it illegal for men to masturbate, be...
That was odd
As soon as I got home and opened the door, the monitor woke up. That doesn’t usually happen. I think it started waking up before I opened the door....
Apple Watch fixed itself
It seems to stay connected to WiFi now, I did nothing. Was there an update after it stopped staying connected? Don't recall. If there was, that could have fi...
My apartment used to be quiet
Not anymore, thanks to the neighbors little annoying dog that won't shut the fuck up. Apparently there's no apartments anymore without dogs. So I need to mov...
I don’t think Aliens know what happens to everybody when they die
If everybody reincarnates, how do hauntings work? I suppose you could just not reincarnate right away, in some cases for 50+ years. When will they abduct me ...
More downtime on BuyVM
Server went down again, while sleeping. I think for around three hours. Apparently BuyVM has become very unreliable. Can't get the specs I'm paying for, for ...
Why do only crazy women like me?
They might not be as crazy as me, but still crazy. Don't forget all the gay guys that like me too. Only crazy women and gay men like me. Might as well stay s...
What’s next for a republican state?
Outlaw dildos? And all other sex toys? They hate trans children. At least in Alabama. They are basically forcing children to go through puberty, they said so...
That might have been a man
I thought they were a young attractive woman, because of the long I think blond hair. Saw their face, didn't exactly look like a woman. Probably not the firs...
Cognitive decline
If you worry too much, apparently you get cognitive decline. No wonder my brain barely works. If you are a worrier, apparently you'll get dementia or somethi...
Good luck with that
Not letting the puppy jump and chew on me. He doesn't listen to me, just like all babies. The species doesn't matter, nobody listens to me. Got lots of bite ...
Might be time to do a paranormal investigation
I think the spirits left, or mostly left. So that means I won't get scared. Cause nothing will happen. It's also possible, they aren't in the living room, or...
We already have a base on the Moon
And so do Aliens, because the Moon is a base. On the surface there might be a human base. But inside, Aliens are using. Watch the Return To Space or whatever...
Consuming fiber might be a good idea
Might need to take a laxative. Took two dumps, before the second one, felt like I was going to puke. And that one didn't want to come out. Stomach started hu...
I went to bed as a man, and woke up as a woman
My wife said Aliens abducted me and gave me a sex change. She said when I returned, I looked like a woman. She looks like a man now, even has facial hair. Wa...
People still love Intel
I'd gladly pay for for AMD, cause I won't buy an Intel CPU. Intel fangirls are liars, therefore I won't waste money on it. I don't care if Intel lowered thei...
Nice downtime
Server went down again. Not sure if it was just the network, or the DDoS protected IP. I'd have to login to SSH and see what the uptime is. Maybe I should sw...
Gained 5.1 pounds in a week
Maybe the scale was wrong last time I weighed myself. Either that, or I ate way too much. I'd think I'd be shitting way more if I gained 5.1 pounds though.
Nice external drive
The brand is owned by WD now, but the new kernel wouldn't boot. Didn't notice it failed to mount the external drive before the network share drive. I power c...
Unabomber
Not sure I'd recommend watching that on Netflix. It's the Unabomber in his own words or something on Netflix, about the Unabomber. Depending on your mental s...
Well that sucks
A lot happened since I was gone from Wurm Online. Only gone for a week or so, maybe two weeks, I forgot when I logged off. Well, the guy that helped me, to g...
Takes more then five minutes to cook rice in Instant Pot
It has to build up pressure. Then after five minutes, it has to naturally release the pressure, what I read said ten minutes for that part. That's assuming I...
Didn’t know tits got that big
You should have saw the massive tits I saw last night. I didn't need to see her pussy or ass. Hmm, she might have a nice ass, too bad she didn't show it when...
Instant Pot Duo Crisp Large 6Qt
Instant Pot came today. Looks like it's going to be a massive pain in the ass to clean. If you use the pressure cooking, you have to take all the parts off t...
Nice
Logged into Wurm Online, two people left the alliance or village. Nobody left in the alliance was online. Didn't do much or stay on for very long. Hmm, I sho...
A woman can be named Alex
Just watch the last two episodes of The Worst Roommate on Netflix. Well, actually, don't watch any of that show. Especially not the last two episodes. They t...
Maybe I’ll buy a new GPU next month
Are the prices going to go up again? If so, I should buy one next month. Eh, the new FSR will eventually come to Linux, so I don't really need a new GPU. I'v...
I need to buy a diaper
To make a Trumpet video. I'll be wearing a diaper and nothing else chanting "USA". I could also use it instead of the crapper. Going to need to shit soon, ju...
They only got 600 days in prison for attempted murder
In Chile. Based on what happened to her, 600 days doesn't seem like much. I'm pretty sure in the US you'd get more time then that. But the US also likes lock...
Don’t know anybody in Arizona
When looking up the number in Hiya, says it's an Arizona number. Is that my stalker's name Alex? Sounds like a male name, I'll have to pass. I had to lookup...
Nice, you can make yogurt in that Instant Pot
The one I might have ordered, doesn't have a yogurt setting. But a review says they found instructions for making yogurt in it. Don't you need live cultures ...
The Worst Roommate
The Worst Roommate show on Netflix doesn’t make me want to cry until the end of the episode. Isn’t it pretty sad what they say before the end? M...
Apple Watch had to be rebooted again
Couldn't swipe up or down from the main screen. So no notifications, or disabling do not disturb. I was in bed, rebooted it, and fell back a sleep. Something...
What time does my backup run on my server?
Some downtime, apparently a storage node "burped". According to the owner of BuyVM on LES. Apparently Las Vegas has an older setup. Somebody said they have t...
That’s the kind of women that have a crush on me usually
Crazy ones. She said a crazy one might want to be my caregiver without me bringing anything to the table. She must not be aware of any of the women that have...
Neighbor sure has a nice dog
I got up earlier then I wanted to, the neighbor's dog wouldn't shut the fuck up. No way to fall back a sleep when a little dog is barking their little ass of...
PayPal is a dick
They make you wait 3-5 business days to transfer money to or from your bank or credit union, because they can. Not because that's how long it takes. They pro...
My Amazon high capacity batteries fit in Xbox controller
They aren't too fat for the Xbox controller. The batteries that were in it, finally died. Well, I mean got low.
Microsoft is a greedy asshole
Far Cry 6 requires Live, even if you do it by yourself, some of the missions, you need Live for. So basically, if the game connects to the internet, you need...
No idea what game I’ll buy for the Xbox
No point in buying No Man's Sky, I own it on the PC. And I'm too lazy to play it. I have The Elder Scrolls Online on the PC, and I think the PS4. Not sure if...
No Game Pass for me
Got Live. But I can’t upgrade for a dollar. Maybe if I enter a different billing address. All the crap saying you can do that should put in big bold l...
Might have felt like somebody was by me in bed
The feeling wasn't very strong. If I wasn't slightly awake, I wouldn't have even known. So maybe Tonka is by me in bed, more then I know, I just don't know. ...
Apparently all dogs do the humping thing
I got pissed when Barney did that to me in bed. Apparently you have to teach them not to do it. The puppy is apparently doing it, he didn't do it to me. He d...
Oh yeah there’s going to be a new Saints Row game
But it'll be a while before it comes out. Not sure I want to wait that long to get another game. I have lots of space now. You don't exactly need Xbox Live t...
Lutris might not be worth using anymore
The creator tweeted you are stupid if you don't want to disable read only mode on your Steam Deck. That post saying Bottles is great, isn't a great post eith...
I’ll bring nothing to the table
Any ladies want to date me just to be my caregiver? As I'll bring absolutely nothing to the table. I should tell that to the ladies who have a crush on me. W...
Got the 1 TB storage expansion card for my Xbox Series S
Cheaper then a GPU. Didn't put anything on it yet though. Did move my next gen optimized Game Pass games back to the internal SSD. It's probably done doing t...
The resources policy from Social Security sounds like everything you own is counted
Says if you can exchange it for money or something. Most of my stuff can be sold for money. I should probably give them a long list of everything I own. You ...
Nice, lost 3.3 pounds
In a week, without trying. Nice cold, apparently it makes you lose weight. Ate too much before bed, and started getting heart burn before I was in bed, then ...
The AMD RX 6600 only gets to 60C under load?
The XFX one at Best Buy for $400. Pretty sure my GPU gets way hotter. Might be worth buying if that's true. Not sure which temperature they are talking about...
Don’t most puppies have a ton of accidents when they are little?
She just got lucky with Bodhi, and possibly Meiko. Meiko followed Buddy outside and did what he did. The new puppy, apparently pees wherever he is after I th...
I’m not a genius
I needed spell check to even spell it. But I can't remember anything anymore. Pretty sure if I took an IQ test, it would be too low. Lower then the last one ...
The iPhone 13 mini might be supported by US Mobile’s eSIM now
According to the devices supported on their eSIM page. Too bad my account has been locked. I could make a new account, but that's a hassle. Using their chat ...
Played too much Far Cry 6
Haven't had any desire to play anymore of it. That's good news, no need to buy Xbox Live, or a storage expansion drive. Except, what am I supposed to do with...
Everybody Poops
I learned that the hard way. She was face sitting on me. I found her second hole, and she warned me about it, but I said "Whatever women don't poop". Then I ...
I should move my sites to shared hosting
Except, I won't have enough space for Nextcloud if I do that. But I might be able to pay for Nextcloud hosting from somebody. This site is mostly accessed by...
I actually got my PayPal card
Got it today. Takes three to five business days to transfer money to PayPal. Assuming I did it right, the link is broken that I clicked after activating the ...
Haha, I can’t read my watch right in bed
If I wake up and look at my watch, the notification for the email, I read wrong. Apparently I read the time wrong too, thought I got the notification at 5:50...