Face sitting doesn't sound like fun

I’d probably feel like I can’t breath. Just realized recently, she can’t ride me, since I don’t like laying on my back. I’ll lay back in a recliner, in fact I slept a little in a recliner.

Maybe fat asses shouldn’t have sex. Leave it to the skinny people. Or have sex standing up.

She might get pregnant if you do it missionary style. Also, I’m in no shape to do it missionary style. They claim gravity prevents her from getting pregnant if she rides you.

Oh right, do it sideways. But put it in her butt, so she doesn’t get pregnant, or get the snip, or both. Not all cis women like anal sex though. If she does, you might be sorry. She might be overly interested in your asshole too.

Nothing in the Non erotica category for some reason, so I put this post in it.