The phone recording in The Blackwell Ghost 5 is creepy
They got more than one recording, one sounded like screaming. Are they stuck here because their bodies haven’t been found? Hmm, does a landline need to...
Isn't that nice?
Deceased people or any other creature, can watch me masturbate, and look at the porn I’m watching. Not sure I like being watched masturbating. Maybe I&...
Face sitting doesn't sound like fun
I’d probably feel like I can’t breath. Just realized recently, she can’t ride me, since I don’t like laying on my back. I’ll la...
How do I get clean category links back in Textpattern?
Not sure using an older PHP would do anything. Probably a bug in Textpattern, or my plugin. Don’t know how to make the plugin override category links, ...
Abortion is still a belief issue
And religion is supposed to be separated from the government. Prove what’s inside of them has a soul. If they can’t, then it’s a belief, no...
Switch is updated
Not the latest firmware, but the latest Atmosphere. The firmware download site doesn’t have the latest firmware yet. The Switch firmware that was relea...
Is The Blackwell Ghost only on social media?
If so, I should offer to make a website for him. Except, I’m not great at designing sites. I’d only use WordPress if he wanted it. A static site ...
How do you show the FPS in Crossover on a Mac?
No idea, DuckDuckGo doesn’t understand English. There might have been one YouToot video that says how, but I’m not watching YouToot. Guess I̵...
Diarrhea
That dump was runny. All I ate today is jello, rice, and crackers. No lactose. Damn, this illness lasts a long time. I need to get a COVID test. So I know if...
Fallout 76 might be playable on a Apple Silicon Mac mini
And that’s on a network drive. A slow mechanical drive, the network couldn’t handle a SSD anyways. Not sure if there’s any sound, I made an...
Might need better security camera recording software
Motion kind of sucks, had to decrease the noise level to 3%, to record anything when it’s dark. Still not perfect, but if you set to 0%, it might recor...
What to install to Crossover
Fallout 76 doesn’t fully work apparently. Has choppy audio. And you need some DLLs. No idea why I bought Crossover, probably cause it’s only $15.
TDS Fiber is cheap
I think she signed up for 300 Mbps, but they upgraded her to 600 Mbps for life. She said $40 or so a month before taxes and fees, so probably the same price ...
Rice for dinner
Should have started it like an hour ago. Luckily it only takes an hour. I’ll probably only put butter on it. No chili, that might make my stomach unhap...
Mac mini rebooted itself
Because of a problem. No idea when it did it, it’s idle unused most of the time. Now to buy Crossover. Hmm, spotlight search is busted. Won’t fin...
Why didn't motion record anything last night/early morning?
I slept for a while in the recliner. I got up more than once as well. No idea why nothing was recorded. Maybe the brightness needs to be increased more. I di...
Might be time to buy Crossover for my Mac mini
It’s $15 for a year of updates. If they do that sale every Cyber Monday, I only have to pay $15 per year for it. I’m far too cheap to buy the lif...
Might have to move
So if I get sick, people can get to my apartment, without me having to go downstairs and letting them in. It’s possible the apartment people will give ...
Lost 9.5 pounds
Unless I read the scale wrong. Never lost that much in a short amount of time. I wouldn’t recommend it, you’ll feel horrible. Probably need to go...
Apparently spirits can make landlines ring
Just watch The Blackwell Ghost, well not the first one. Can’t remember which one that first appeared in. Three maybe? You need to jerry rig a landline,...
Might have figured out the settings for my security camera
Edit the Night profile, and change the brightness to 60, 100 is too much, and change the IR Light Intensity to 100. It’s an Amcrest IP2M-841B. No need ...
The Blackwell Ghost 3 made me cry
Not a little crying either, my eyes turned red. Don’t think it’s just about ghosts, more about the young women that were murdered. Not sure I wou...
Sicker than a dog
Puked a bunch around 5 am. She said my throat probably swelled up from puking. As after it felt like something is stuck in my throat. Finally took more medic...
Damn it, can't sleep
Almost 3 AM. Drinking another sparkling ice before I try sleeping some more. Need more liquid anyways. The heartburn went away or mostly away, but still can&...
At least I don't have to buy food now
Go to Thanksgiving, and get sick. Sick as in puking food up. I don’t think I puked any of the Thanksgiving food up though. If I can be sick from some s...
Found a new source for Switch demos
That doesn’t require a chatroom thing. Can’t share the source, I found it on DuckDuckGo when searching for “[name_of_news_service] switch g...
Jellyfin died
Because the only .Net crap I have is too new, 6.0, it needs 5.0. I could upgrade Jellyfin to the alpha, but that’s too much work. Installing the old .N...
The Blackwell Ghost
He got some really good footage, I paid $2 to watch it, don’t have my own prime. Problem is, to watch the other ones, you have to pay more than $2. I&#...
Anti nausea medicine
Looks like it has been a year or so since I last got a puking illness. No wonder I’m sick. I’m due for my yearly puking fest. I still have the me...
No cheap Wurm Online for me
Thought the deal ended tomorrow. Maybe a different timezone, lame. No point in buying it until it expires now. Possibly won’t then either. I would have...
Maybe I have stomach cancer
Does it hurt after shitting if you have a tumor in your stomach? That’ll be a painful way to go. At least I won’t have to be alive when a disaste...
You don't really need DirectAdmin for personal use
Good for lazy people, but setting up a web server without DirectAdmin isn’t hard. I changed the other server to NGINX, because I kept getting notifica...
Now I know why people buy 32" 1080p monitors
If you have bad eyes, 32” @ 1080p should be huge. I still like my 27” 1440p monitor though. I could make it bigger, just increase the scale to 20...
Why doesn't that dude have hairy hands?
Or is a woman playing it? That game might be sexist though. They do have a big ring on. Either way, grow some hair on your hands. Don’t shave it off. ...
Shouldn't have eaten some olives
My stomach didn’t like the green olives I just ate. Maybe I won’t eat that apple pie before bed. The second root beer didn’t want to open w...
I think they put a better SSD in my new laptop then the one that came with the Motile
It seems fast enough, even though it’s only SATA I think. But I don’t recall why I thought the one in the Motile sucked. So if I upgrade it, mayb...
Why is there a sissy in the trans woman section?
She even calls them a he. You’d call them a she if they were a trans woman. She might be cis, as she was using a huge strap on. I only tapped it to see...
That's not good to watch when depressed
I get depressed when sick. My stomach still feels funny, but that might be depression. It was an episode about Apocalypse on The UnXplained. Good news, we mi...
I need a new caregiver anyways
One that isn’t a maskless baby. That’s what I call all the people that don’t wear masks. I’d rather not catch COVID. Haha, just tell ...
You don't like green olives?
Every Thanksgiving I have at least one green olive. I asked for more green olives, and she gave me the whole thing of them, of the ones left. I just ate thre...
Now that's a good day after Thanksgiving
Stomach might be messed up, possibly from eating too much. Or possibly from too much string cheese. Thought I was hungry, ate a granola bar, made my stomach ...
How is Assassin's Creed a good game?
I rented one of those games a long time ago, and it required stealth. If a game requires stealth, I won’t be able to play it. Might have looked good, b...
They hate Hillary Clinton because her husband had an affair on her
Yet the chosen one has had at least one affair, probably way more. But if he says it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen, cause he always tells the t...
Why do you need to feel anything about your own body?
I don’t feel good or bad about my body. In fact, I barely recognize it as mine. When I die, I probably won’t know I’m dead, I’ll just...
Dolby Atmos is a pain in the ass
If I do the Play Xbox activity on my Logitech remote, there’s no audio on the Xbox, if it’s set to Dolby Atmos. I have to toggle HDMI eARC to get...
That's a good idea
Keep my new RC car on it’s shelf. That way I don’t need a new charger, or to ever upgrade to LiPo. You need a bat-safe for LiPo. That’s lik...
I need voice surgery
I want to sound like I inhaled helium all the time. People will either laugh, or think what the fuck is wrong with that guy.
Was that the fifth dump of the day?
I just took another dump. It hurt. No idea why, didn’t look like anything big came out. Did I eat a bunch of fiber today? Maybe. I wasn’t paying ...
Everyday is a day of shitting for Trump
Instead of it coming out of his anus, it comes out of his mouth. Make America Great Again. Google deleted the email from some gay dating site, unless I delet...
You can get Battlefield 2042 for $60 for the Xbox
The digital Xbox Series X/S and Xbox One version. Not that great of a sale, just the old price of new games. I’ll pass. Thanksgiving might be a day of ...
Microsoft is a fucking dick
If you buy the Xbox Series S, you have to pay more for games, even when on sale. I might boycott Microsoft’s bullshit, and just buy no Xbox games. It c...
Stupid phone
Stopped charging I think it said at 4:57 AM. I put it back on the charger before my shower, to see if there’s something wrong with something. It charge...
He still didn't say anything about Tonka dying
So if he texts me about wanting to drive my RC car(s), I’ll just not reply. Also he probably still watches Fake News aka Fox News. I don’t genera...
No Thanksgiving is fine with me
No need to change my schedule or stay the night at anybody’s house. I can simply stay home on Thanksgiving. I can do the same on Christmas, since the k...
You can get Xbox Game Pass Ultimate for cheaper
As low as $50 per year. You get Gold and convert it to Ultimate. Or maybe it’s as low as $51. I might have to wait for it to expire though. I need to t...
Wouldn't surprise me if Trump likes trans women too
He probably watches them pee on each other. Sounds like something he’d do. Is he really a Reptilian in a human container? Probably not, he’s too ...
Pretty sure dogs were sent here to teach humans love
Problem is, a lot of humans are failing to learn love. Just look at the maskless babies. Saying that isn’t love either. I only learned to love Tonka an...
Isn't it easier to haunt somebody when they are sleeping?
It is for Tonka. Possibly nobody else though. I usually don’t even remember my dreams. So good luck waking me up. Even if I wake up, I won’t reme...
She takes her mask off before she exits the store
I need a caregiver that believes in reality. I’ll probably catch COVID from her and die. She won’t believe what the doctors said I died of though...
How much did I pay for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate last year?
I don’t remember at all. Too lazy to search my email. I need four 3 month codes. Looks like only Target and GameStop have it on sale. I pay for a year ...
Batteries from IKEA came a day early
I wasn’t paying much attention to the tracking, when you click the FedEx link, it says not found or something, so I didn’t bother adding the trac...
That might get them a complaint
Sounded like somebody knocking on my wall. The wall that might be where the stairs are. Fucking drug addict. The office lady won’t be in the office for...
Will Amazon's streaming game service get New World?
Or does it already have it? You got to stream it if you don’t use Windows. And they probably won’t enable anti cheat support for Proton/Wine/What...
Damn
The laptop might not get upgraded until next year, or never. Got to buy GamePass soon, it expires next month. I think I’ll avoid buying games on the Xb...
Slowly downloading GTA San Andreas
At least it’s faster then my upload speed. You have to install on fast storage if you want to play it. It’s the upgraded version. The Xbox Series...
Somehow the Xbox Series S is in stock at Walmart
Is the X or PS5 with a disc drive in stock? I can sell or give my Xbox Series S to somebody. Somebody at my mom’s house might want it. Sell it to them ...
Maybe I won't sell this laptop
At least not until I can get a better one for $350. It’ll have to have dual channel RAM support to be better. AMD CPUs like dual channel RAM. So does t...
How does that work?
Apparently both men and women get a crush on me. Men because they think they have a chance, since I look at trans women porn. Cis women think they have a cha...
Inside Job on Netflix is hilarious
I think that’s what it’s called. They are making fun of conspiracy theories. Like the Reptilians. If you know about those theories, it’s pr...
I have no regrets buying the EVOO EVC141-12
It’s basically the same as the Motile laptop I should have kept. It isn’t black, because that was sold out. It has a slightly better CPU than the...
Lame, looks like you void your warranty if you open this laptop
There’s a warranty sticker, over one of the screws I think. They don’t want you upgrading it. At least it was only $350. I may or may not open it...
Why didn't the touchpad work in Linux on laptop?
Turned it on, logged in, but the mouse cursor wouldn’t move. Rebooted by clicking ctrl + alt F1 and logging in and typing “sudo reboot”, af...
Looks like the Dynamite charger it is
The iSDT charger seems to lack some of the features of the Dynamite charger. At least the manual for the iSDT charger doesn’t say it can do it. They co...
WireGuard works on laptop
But accessing my Samba share on the Pi with WireGuard, doesn’t work. Probably because it wasn’t allowed in the config. I added the WireGuard IP t...
Hey baby, do you want to be my caregiver?
Post that title in the casual section on Doublelist. We can be lovers, and fuckers, and violate every care giving protocol. Except, some people are the careg...
Might need a new caregiver
She apparently might not do anything this coming week. She didn’t tell me that directly. If she can’t tell me stuff directly, there’s reall...
Why should I pay $10 more for the same game?
PC people get it for $10, which should look as good or better than the Xbox Series X/S. Good luck getting me to buy an Xbox Series S game for $10 more. IR...
Tonka might have been sleeping by me last night
Felt like somebody was by me again. Even when I was awake I still felt somebody there. I did oversleep though, I didn’t get out of bed the first time I...
Hmm, that would make internet a pain in the ass for a WiFi cracker
Only allow a connection to WireGuard, meaning you need the keys for WireGuard to access anything. No internet without WireGuard. That wouldn’t work wit...
Did I use a GUI to configure WireGuard?
I don’t recall doing anything on the Arch Wiki. But I checked /etc/wireguard, and there’s files in there. Looks to be configured. Need it for my ...
Battlefield 2042 is out?
I logged into Steam on my laptop, and on the store homepage, claims Battlefield 2042 is available. I usually only look at the library section on my desktop, ...
Well, you could increase the scaling in KDE
If reading is hard. Not sure it matters for Wurm Online. I think I set the DPI for XFCE, apparently whatever I did, was only for XFCE. After I rebooted, now ...
People keep on buying Intel
Uses more power? Who cares, it’s Intel. So what Intel is just going to increase the power usage to stay ahead from now on? Nice, you’ll need a 2...
That's a good way to increase your body control in Wurm Online
Climbing. I just click z and stay on the hill, and walk back and fourth, I click x as well. I just use the mouse to steer them. I have nothing to build anymo...
Steam remote play might work over the internet
Probably not very well with an upload speed of under 10 Mbps. Got to love Comcast. But that would make Wurm Online run better on the laptop. Just stream it f...
Why would my order arrive at IKEA?
So they shipped it somewhere else? The order has the right zip code for where it’s being delivered. Shipping from China to IKEA? And then me? Or maybe ...
Was Tonka sleeping by me last night?
The blanket on one side of me, was pushed down and tucked in. Possible I did it. But since I believe you exist after death, and can haunt people, anything is...
EVOO 14.1” Ultra Slim Notebook - Elite Series, FHD Display, AMD Ryzen 5 3500U Processor with Radeon Vega 8 Graphics, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD, HD Webcam, Windows 10 Home, Silver
Laptop came today, think that’s the one. Pretty sure it’s silver. Didn’t remove it from the box yet. Got to see if Manjaro is on a flash dr...
That monster truck RC car uses two batteries
That’s even more expensive, and it uses LiPo. So you need a bat-safe as well. Damn, don’t think Hobby Town sells it. Can’t buy it yet anywa...
RC cars
Photo link Damn, I love that cheap manual Laowa lens. Well, the first photo I took, one car wasn’t as in focus. I moved closer and sat in my chair, did...
What the fuck did she just say on Earthfiles?
I was typing and reading something, and missed a bunch, not rewinding. How the fuck can you listen to say Podcasts, and do something else at the same time? N...
Dromida 1/18 4WD Short Course Truck RTR
Better than the dead Helion brand, you can get a brushless motor kit for it, that’ll make it cost around $200. Might be better to spend $270 or so for ...
Old RC car is almost ready to run
Took the battery that is way too big back. Got a smaller battery and an adapter, it’s charging now. Need the adapter to charge it, and probably connect...
That's a dick move
Sent somebody a text, and got zero reply. Well, that’s the last text I’ll send him. Have a good life. Update He sent me an email from his number,...
IKEA batteries might be the same as eneloop
Or almost the same. The 1900mAh must not be the newest ones, I think it says only 1,000 charges. Cheaper then eneloop. Manufactures in Japan, and only one fa...
When did my WiFi die?
Phone is on 5G, just noticed that. Says unable to join it. Guess I got to toggle the 5GHz network. The air purifier is still connected to the 2GHz. Nope, mig...
What crazy stuff is Australia doing?
Probably something to do with COVID. They might be making people get the vaccine, apparently that’s a bad thing. You should have the choice to kill you...
Look at what I got
A Arrma Typhon 4×4 V3 550 Mega RTR 4WD Buggy (Green) w/Spektrum SLT3 2.4GHz Radio. The Tenergy battery fits, but it does the same thing as my old RC ca...
Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy is out for the Switch?
Amazon says December 7th. Must be pirates that stole the game. I’m too lazy to download game demos, it’s a real pain in the ass. I found a motor ...
His dad died
He was in the hospital, with I think a bone infection. He couldn’t swallow for a while, no idea if that’s related. I think he got a feeding tube ...
Redcat Racing 28026N RC 370 Version 2 Motor
5.0 out of 5 stars Fits Helion Animus with plug swap… A review title, I think that’s the RC car I have. So you just got to do some soldering, ...
Crap
I forgot I don’t have the original charger for my RC car. And I bought a battery that uses the original connector. I’m too lazy to solder a diffe...
Haha, no enough space to upgrade MariaDB
And then I messed up custombuild. Luckily, I have a backup of custombuild, I needed the config file. Well, I restored the entire folder. Should upgrade my se...
Found an adapter to use my Tenergy battery on a different RC car finally
IC5 and EC5 might be the same. I found the adapter on eBay, it was the last one available. The old battery has a Tamiya connector, it appears to work, won...
That might have been diarrhea
Same thing happened last night, dinner had a bunch of cheese in it last night. This dinner might have had cheese as well, well the sandwich did, not sure abo...
Reading glasses are useless
I have to get pretty close to see anything with them, might as well not use glasses based on how close I have to get. Didn’t buy any, tried some on at ...
She claims dragons don't exist
How does she know they don’t exist anywhere? Maybe not on this planet. Possibly a different planet, or a different universe. Not to mention, Aliens cou...
What's a good Linux distro for cheap laptops?
Manjaro worked fine on the Motile laptop I had, probably was using XFCE. XFCE has issues. Don’t recall what the issues were. I use KDE on my desktop no...
EVOO or Gateway?
Both manufactured by the same entity. The Gateway has 16 GB of soldered RAM, so if it dies, you can’t easily fix it. The EVOO might allow you to upgrad...
I'll try an EVOO laptop
$350 new, or $284 refurbished. Refurbished by the seller, but I’ve seen it mentioned on Reddit, for Motile laptops, who sells the refurbished one. Just...
That's how Intel keeps selling CPUs
Look at the laptop sale on Best Buy’s site, more Intel CPU laptops are on sale. Just make em cheaper, they don’t have to be better.
A cheap laptop won't run Wurm Online very well
Like a laptop under $300. The CPU might be too weak. But you could add 16 GB of RAM to it, and at least meet the recommended RAM amount. I think I’ll p...
I don't believe in pregnancy
Trump supporters believe in an alternate reality. So I believe women can’t get pregnant, that includes all women. Now where do I find a woman that shar...
Somebody's little dog is barking their little ass off
I think it’s quiet time, so I could file a complaint. Better solution is to move. To a house not connected or near any other house.
Maybe I should send these glasses back
Old glasses still work fine, and is easier to read stuff on my monitor with them. I don’t see the point in buying reading glasses, when my old glasses ...
Probably not getting a laptop
The AMD 5500U is too slow, most single core benchmark scores are under 1,000, not even close to my desktop’s CPU or Apple Silicon Mac mini. Better vide...
Acer doesn't manufacture Gateway laptops
They are licensing the name to somebody, EVOO makes the laptops. Might not be such a great deal, except Motile was fine. I should have kept that laptop. Mayb...
Phone got deauthed around 4 AM
No idea why. Possibly a cracker. My phone didn’t reconnect right away. Not till around 10 AM I think, probably after I woke up. Not sure what the point...
Surprised caregivers aren't required to get the vaccine
Then I’d have to get a new caregiver, because my caregiver refuses to get the vaccine. She’s likely not to wear a mask either. Not very smart not...
Can't read the instructions on bottles very well
With my glasses on. I can read it without them on. Might be the lighting in the kitchen. I always read over and over again how many gummies to take. Also why...
That's a proper dump
Not much came out this morning. That’s how I knew I’d be going again. If I eat enough before bed, I take a bigger dump in the morning, and possib...
I can apparently get $15 off Visible
From Perks At Work. Don’t think she paid my phone off yet though, so it’s still locked to T-Mobile. I gave her the money though. Nice, $25 per mo...
Bodhi tried playing with Pumpkin the other day
He doesn’t understand cats don’t know how to play with dogs. Pumpkin ran away from him, think she went downstairs. I tried telling him cats don&#...
Looks like the government is paying for my internet
Checked my bill in the app, and it mentions the emergency broadband plan. Nice, I don’t have to pay for my internet for a while. Also, what’s wro...
The Steam Deck is delayed
I’m too lazy to copy and paste the email. Think it said February 2022 for people who had a December 2021 date. I have a Q2 2022 date. So what is it now...
Why does that haunt her?
That something demonic supposedly exists? It’s to teach us to be good. But if you’re bat shit crazy, you won’t have to deal with “dar...
Riding my invisible cart in Wurm Online
They should lower the price of premium for their bugs. I had to restart the game to fix it.
Do those lesbians want to add a man to their relationship?
The ones at Yokes. They could be bi. They might not even be lesbians. They were holding hands, and appeared to be in love. One of them might have tried kissi...
What happened to playing videos in Firefox?
Might not be hardware accelerated anymore. Bummer. There was a couple Firefox updates. Looks like it’s in slow motion. Are Aliens going to condition me...
No tax or bag fees at Yokes
I used one card to get all my food. So I guess Fred Meyer charges tax to EBT people now. That’s one way to get rid of EBT customers. No idea what the E...
Nice Fred Meyer has sales tax now
That you can’t pay with EBT. Rip off, I’m not paying around $1 for who knows what. Bags are supposed to be free for EBT. At least at one store th...
Not sure the new glasses are better
The PD could be wrong, or whatever it’s called. Or the prescription itself is wrong. Or my mind is wrong. Makes my eyes feel funny. And there’s s...
This fucking PC is going to be low end soon
If it isn’t already. At least it’s not running Windows. Probably no point in getting a new GPU, if they ever are in stock. Buy a PS5 instead, it ...
Pumpkin was found after five months
They got Pumpkin back today, somebody found her after five months. I thought she got eaten or hit by a car. She apparently doesn’t remember anything, l...
Damn agitation
Woke up once super agitated, had no idea why. She said I get like this when thinking about getting a pet. So maybe I shouldn’t get a pet. Let my agitat...
Some little dog won’t shut up
They’ve been barking all morning on and off. Their bark is annoying as fuck. Also some people are trying to sleep. I could complain but it’s not ...
I might be starting to want that cat
She’s friendly like Chairman. Sitting on the crapper right now. Mostly farts. Got to go to bed. I might see if somebody can take me to see her later. ...
That's a good idea
Buy a 8 bay hard drive enclosure of some kind. Put it in a RAID 10. Only useful for the speed part, the mirroring is useless, because it’s not for back...
Pretty sure I'd get shot in this city if I wore a hat that says "Make America Gay Again"
Just look at how many dumbasses don’t wear masks here. Such a hat doesn’t mean you are gay, you just like insulting Trump and his followers. Or m...
Average Linux users never have to use the terminal?
Hmm, I must not be an average Linux user. As I use the terminal at least once a day. Don’t know of any GUI to do that one task. Too lazy to look. Also,...
If that cat doesn't jump on everything, they could work
A cat at Pet Smart, they are like Chairman sort of. Short hair, so they are actually a big cat. Not just fluffy. She’d use your hand as a pillow. Chair...
I wouldn't date somebody that doesn't believe in COVID
If you aren’t willing to get the vaccine and wear a mask, I’m not willing to date you. Would I have sex with such a person? Depends if I want COV...
Probably won't get a dog
Too much work. After Tonka died, I stopped wanting to do anything. I still don’t want to clean a litter box, so I’d have to really like a cat to ...
That Persian cat breeder uses an elephant killer for their site
They used the website builder from an elephant killer. I can’t buy a cat from anybody that uses an elephant killer for their domain or site. That eleph...
That dog could work
Except you need to be a strong leader. I’m not a leader at all. Black and white, the foster mom doesn’t think he’ll be bigger than 20 pound...
I just thought of a great way to propose to your gf or any f
Douche Uranus out, and put the ring in Uranus. It’ll probably fall out, but she’ll get the idea. If she loves you, she’ll pick the ring up....
Why would you play ARK using Proton?
There’s a native Linux version of ARK. Maybe you can’t connect to all servers with the Linux version. I wouldn’t be connecting to a public ...
Nothing like waking up around 2 AM with heartburn
No more chicken chili for me. Or don’t eat seconds. Chicken chili on corn chips is one of my favorite dinners. I might have been doing serious crying a...
Just say "I don't do Christmas with my family"
She doesn’t do new years with her family. So why should I do anything with her? Her fantastic ex is the only one she cares about. She’s made that...
I could use a 8 GB VPS for my sites
Probably not enough space for Nextcloud though. You could probably use the storage on a different server with it though. It’s cheaper then my 4 GB serv...
Back in the day
You could go around with your balls hanging out. I’m talking about the caveman days of course.
I thought that was common knowledge
That if you let a dog sleep on your bed, you get an extremely strong connection and bond. Maybe only common knowledge to people that let their dog sleep on t...
Is Comcast not aware I signed up for the emergency broadband program on their site?
They keep saying I qualify for it. Since my free two months is ending soon. The only email I got after signing up, was saying I qualify for it, and a link to...
Good price for a 8 GB Ryzen VPS
Probably doesn’t have two dedicated cores though, not for under $10. Don’t think they have block storage either. Getting it just to host a game s...
So she's homeless?
I do want to have sex, send me a picture and I’ll decide if I like you or not. I can even make you dinner irk I want to use your shower and sleep in y...
If you have to use the old client for Wurm Online
The crafting recipe thing might work now, the patch from yesterday says they fixed the bug, that causes it to crash when opening the “Recipe List windo...
Before buying glasses online
If from 39dollarglasses.com, print out the actual size of them. Lucky for me, they are close to the same size. Well, not the part you look through, that̵...
She didn't like my joke
I said she could drop me off at Showgirls, well I didn’t say Showgirls, we were driving by it, just said she could drop me off here. Then she got mad, ...
Nasty
Got shit on my hand when wiping, was about to wipe it off, looked away for a second, looked back at my hand, and it fell off my hand. You’ll never see...
Make sure you update Firefox if using Linux
Well, you should upgrade it in any OS, but especially Linux. They made it faster in Linux. Not like it was that slow before. I use the Flatpak. Sucks you can...
My AMD CPU is slow
Slower then more expensive AMD CPUs, and more expensive Intel CPUs. According to this benchmark, assuming I have the 5600X, I think that’s what I have....
I should have asked with who
I think she said sex without a condom is better, then said to have sex with and without a condom. But she didn’t say with who. It might make no differe...
I was right, old episode of Portals to Hell
How can I remember? I can’t remember much else. Must have remembered it when my memory worked. Think I’ll stop watching it. Or is there somethin...
You cannot build that here. The ground needs to be absolutely flat!
So how did I originally build a floor and a roof? No idea, I just destroyed the floor, and I still can’t do anything. Wurm Online is buggy as fuck. And...
I'm not convinced I have a soul
Earthfiles was talking about souls being taken, by somebody or something. I probably used to have a soul, but not convinced I still do. Maybe somebody or som...
That's why I didn't want an eye exam
The new prescription is barely different. At least that’s what he said, I didn’t look at it, I still have the paper. Good idea, buy glasses inste...
Haha, apparently who I voted for won
I think it’s for a city council position. Apparently all they can do is vote on stuff. So no idea why the conservative sheriff cares. If a conservative...
Joining my village's Discord might have been a mistake
The village I joined in Wurm Online. One of the people in it, has for their avatar, anime porn, it shows tits. That might encourage me to make my avatar a tr...
Why was my Apple Watch locked when I woke up?
Usually only locks when taking it off. Did I take it off while sleeping and put it back on somehow? Or did Aliens abduct me? Maybe they didn’t want my ...
HP OMEN - Encoder Wired Gaming Mechanical Keyboard - Black
Paid around $60 after tax for that keyboard. From Best Buy. The keys could be spaced differently, and feel different when you type. No arm rest, not like I u...
Not paying off phone this month
Have to buy a new keyboard, this one randomly doesn’t work right, like the g key not working randomly now. I might have bought one from Best Buy. IR...
That was a useless Neat Image update
No binary found for this device My AMD GPU still doesn’t work, probably because I updated something. Pretty sure it was working before I updated someth...