Comcast modem/router already has issues

Wouldn’t give my router or Mac mini an IP address. Well, I didn’t try rebooting it when switching to the Mac mini. I did reboot it before that, f...

No Pixel phone for me

Got an iPhone 13 mini instead. I’ll get a backdoor someday, but it might be worth it. Android isn’t better, when it comes to spying on you. Yeah,...

Hauntings can last a long time

Changed a setting on the security camera, and the software that records from it. The motion activated light got triggered around 1 AM. Could be me, but I lik...

Friendica is installed

Waiting for an email. Might not get it. Ha, maybe I entered a bad address. And how do I get rid of the lame background image? I had to enable POSIX and proc_...

Why does that piss her off?

Wondering if the phone is going to be locked or not? It’ll probably be locked. I should make her more pissed, and tell her she can cancel the pre order...

Thailand UFO group or "cult"

I need to learn to mediate from them. I don’t care about getting messages from Aliens. I want to see if I hear some barking, from Tonka. Or better, get...

You don't need to pick Bodhi up

I probably can’t anyways. He’s too big. He’ll get in your lap by himself. Or at least, he used to. I asked him a while back, and he jumped ...

Nice

Since I ordered a “waist pack”, I can take a nude photo of myself with it on. Waist pack is just another word for fanny pack. Maybe if I searched...

Linux doesn't have good HDR support?

I don’t use the HDR on my monitor. With macOS, it makes everything washed out or something. I didn’t buy this monitor for HDR. For FreeSync and 1...

Mastodon

That needs Ruby on Rails. I want to put that on Hairyfupa.com, for my own personal social network, with only one user. Disable registrations, I think other p...

That might get my bowels moving

Ate a big salad for lunch, the best by date is tomorrow. It’ll push all the shit out of me before tomorrow most likely. That’s what happened last...

Why does Apple charge $50 for a case?

You can get a case on Amazon for $15. Problem is, the only red case, is Apple’s for $50. They don’t even have a red leather case. You have to get...

Oops

I was taking a piss this morning, and since I wasn’t holding it down, piss came out between the seat and the toilet. Had to put different sweat pants o...

RHCE might be the certification to get

You start out making $75,000 a year, that’s around six grand a month. Except, the taxes will probably kill the salary. See if DVR will pay for me to ge...

What's wrong with Linux?

They love their Windows. Hopefully no PS4 emulator for Windows is ever released. Then Linux will have something Windows doesn’t. Also, why do you need ...

That wouldn't surprise me

If Fox requires their workers to get the vaccine. They are most likely hypocrites. They do make money by spreading lies, like de-worming medicine prevents CO...

Was that dinner or lunch?

The dump I just took. Probably lunch, it was vegetarian. That’ll get your bowels moving. I might be doing that when they come to check for bugs. I thin...

Zyprexa might reduce OCD

That’s the only thing that is different, less Zyprexa. Not sure what’s better, less OCD, or not being as exhausted. I wake up early now, but too ...

They took away my freedom!

Forcing me to wear clothes is taking away my freedom! If I want to go around town butt naked, nobody should object it. If requiring masks, to prevent COVID, ...

Sure, I can be muscular

I just have to find somebody else’s photo to send her. She might reject me once she meets me though, after she finds out I’m much fatter then the...

Might get an iPhone 13

T-Mobile will have deals when the pre orders start, on Friday. Might not have to pay $700+ all at once. That means I won’t be broke until next month. S...

I'm not getting rid of my Apple Watch

So I’m stuck with iPhones. Don’t want an Android phone anyways. Not worth the hassle to put GrapheneOS on it, it’s still based on Android. ...

Republicans are horrible

Didn’t know a recall election was a thing. The republicans are desperate for control of California, so they did a recall election. They should do one i...

I'd highly recommend trans women porn

If they weren’t an FTM, I would have jacked it to their big clit. But their body wasn’t right. They might have still had tits. That’s the p...

Comcast went out

I was trying to hook my old purchased modem back up. But it said denied in its web interface. The Xfinity app gives no option to activate a different modem n...

Not sure I trust GrapheneOS

How many developers does it have? Apple has a bunch. It’s also still based on Android. I’d prefer no Android at all. Looks like I’m stuck w...

Freezing bread is useless

The bread is stale. Possibly right after it thawed out it was. Better off buying new bread, if it goes bad. It was in the freezer a while though. Possibly mo...

That was a failure

Took too long to find porn. Had to pee. Not touching dick after peeing, except to wipe it off. Don’t want piss on my phone. Yes, I masturbate on the cr...

The AMD laptop from System76 is in stock

The Pangolin 15” to be exact, not the laptop with a desktop AMD CPU. That has an actual laptop AMD CPU. Not enough money to buy it. Also, the Steam Dec...

Haha, you must have a job

She won’t be your sugar momma. She’s too old anyways, she’s almost 50. Now if she was going to be a sugar momma, she might have better luck...

Lots of bugs

Four bugs all around my bathroom sink, tiny little black bugs. Got rid of all of them, if they are flies, they didn’t fly away for some reason. Getting...

Buying an Apple Watch was a mistake

It only works with Apple. So switching to a GrapheneOS phone, my watch wouldn’t work. I have an old Amazfit watch, that might work with it. Not sure th...

Today is a shitty day

A literal shitty day, or shitting day. The last two dumps rocks came out. The morning one wasn’t pretty. Now it’s rocks. Apparently salad and wat...

Why would you want to run Windows on a Mac?

Buy a PC and Windows, if you want Windows. If you can’t live without Windows software, buy a PC and Windows. None of my computers have Windows. The Xbo...

That wasn't a pretty dump

Might have been runny. That’s what enough lactose will do. Lucky I didn’t shit myself when farting.

Now to see what data Apple has from me

privacy.apple.com will apparently tell you what data they have from you. They claim to have the most privacy, I’ll find out after I login. If I ask the...

That review lies

They claim you can’t use a micro SD card with a PC without a SD card adapter. My USB card reader, reads micro SD cards without an adapter. I was seeing...

Switch is almost updated

Updated the CFW and hekate, looks like it just finished updating the emuMMC firmware. I probably won’t play it, just got to keep it updated. In case I ...

That server is mostly dead

I did an event all by myself, somebody joined after it was over. It was an easy event, so you can do it by yourself. People might be doing the jailbreak even...

Is that gay as well?

According to their logic, no. A boy with boobs fucking a girl with a pussy, is straight, because one of them is a boy with boobs. Now if you don’t beli...

Maybe that's what I should buy

A VR headset. It might make me motion sick though, never used one. The only one I know works with Linux, is the Steam one, and that one isn’t cheap. Bu...

Suing Texas will be useless

Texas will take it to the supreme court, who will allow the law. You can thank Donald Trump for that. The republicans denied Obama’s supreme court nomi...

Discovery+ isn't great

The new episodes of Josh Gates Tonight and Expedition X from last week still aren’t on Discovery+, the new episodes from yesterday aren’t either....

Fucking hypocrites

How come she gets mad at me if I ask my nephew to let the dogs in or out, but she is allowed to do that? Next time she asks me to do something, I’ll ju...

Big Fallout 76 update

Said something about custom worlds. Don’t think you can self host it though. And you might need Fallout 1st to make a custom server. Lame, there’...

What's my ping to Kansas?

Well, actually, I need the ping from my BuyVM server to Kansas. Don’t think the Kansas dedicated server provider offers DDoS protection, so I’d s...

Mmm cheesy bread

I should have just got four things of cheesy bread, instead of a pizza and cheesy bread. Their cheesy bread is better than their pizza. It might be the sauce...

Nasty

Every time I’ve been wiping my ass lately, I’ve been getting shit on my hand. I was about to wipe it off, and then it fell off my hand. I got som...

Might order pizza for dinner

Probably Domino’s if I order pizza. Got to get their cheesy bread. Maybe try a different sauce on the pizza. They know how to deliver to this building,...

I have low income internet now

Comcast finally shut my internet off. So on my phone, while sitting on the crapper, I tried signing up for Comcast’s low income internet. It actually l...

Proton GE

For Fallout 76, it might get rid of the input lag. But the the FPS isn’t as stable. Might get lower more often. Maybe FreeSync isn’t working with...

Stupid Kindle

It wouldn’t turn on, so I plugged it in. Now there’s an orange light on. Apparently it drained itself, while inactive. I haven’t used it si...

Her vibration theory is a load of shit

If a vibration was moving my motion activated light, other lighter stuff would be getting moved as well. Opening the fridge and freezer isn’t moving it...

ODROID-Go Super

Costs $90 without a micro SD card or anything else. The Steam Deck is better, I already plan on buying the Steam Deck. Though it might be fun to try streamin...

Honey will those diapers fit me?

Ask your wife that. She might get mad. Saying “I’m not changing your fucking diaper, use the toilet you lazy Astronaut.”. “But there&...

Damn it

She said I should do the care chat for Kaiser. I’m still coughing, and it might be worse today, that is coughing not just in bed. Before I wasn’t...

Air purifier's filter has been vacuumed

I cleaned the AC/heater’s filters earlier today. What was the remaining percentage on the filter before I cleaned it? Thought it might have been more t...

SlickStack

No thanks, it requires Ubuntu, my server uses Debian. Also it’s mainly for WordPress, I don’t use WordPress. I need to cancel RamNode, I didnR...

If I do have COVID

I’m going to counter protest the people saying de-worming medicine saved them from COVID. My sign will say “Vaccine saved me from dying”.

I might be going to the doctor next week

The test claimed I don’t have COVID, so why am I still sick? Nobody else wants to get sick, so I can’t go anywhere. And what other illness gives ...

Useless text in my junk folder

All it says is “hello”. From a number I don’t know. Probably trying to see if the number is active. I didn’t open the text, Messages ...

Linux > macOS

Assuming I used the right sign, I assume that’s a greater than sign. But what do I know, I can’t remember shit. If all you care about is playing ...

More diarrhea

Three times so far today. It woke me up around 7 AM. Tried going back to bed, but wasn’t done going, so had to go to the crapper again. Then I went bac...

Ha, Linux is a server OS

People use it on servers. Works fine on my desktop as well. They say that like Linux is only for servers. I use my Linux PC more then my Mac mini. It has a b...

That article makes no sense

Opponents of abortion would mean they are against abortion. Or do they mean opponents of Texas’s abortion law? I read some of the article, it didn̵...

Why do I dream about cleaning my apartment?

I never seem to do it after dreaming about doing it. I need to clean the filter on the AC/heater. And probably the air purifier as well. The air purifier you...

If republicans can outlaw abortions

How about instead of aborting them, do what Aliens do, and remove the fetus, and grow them artificially. It’ll cost more, but the republicans will be h...

That'll teach them Texas women!

Outlawing abortions, making it so women have no right do to as they please with their own body. The government is run by men, that like control of women. If ...

Lies Apple

Got a notifications saying Season 4 of Expedition X is available, it isn’t on Discovery+, I just checked. Well checked before I went to the bathroom. F...

If Aliens can create universes

Does that mean I can create one where females have dicks, and males have pussies? Or make entirely new sex organs. Get rid of the words male and female as we...

Belt is too fucking big

Luckily a steak knife fixed it. Ordered a new belt from Walmart. Scissors didn’t work. Only problem is, I have to always use that hole. Or make a new o...

I need to get a picture of Tonka printed

Does my grandpa have a photo printer? I think he used to. They don’t need to catch my cold though. It would be harder on my grandpa then me probably, h...

That felt like rocks

But looked like diarrhea. Maybe it was both, could have been rocks under the diarrhea. Now I’m sleepy, either the medicine I took for my cold, or the d...

You can make money on Twitter now

You can have exclusive content for paid followers. Do they allow porn on Twitter? Probably not. I’d only charge $2.99 a month. How much does Twitter ta...

Damn

Don’t meet her age requirements, and the unwanted man title of her post is a lie. Why would you know you are a good person and be unwanted? An unwanted...