Are you taking your de-worming medicine?

Fake News, aka Fox News, says it prevents and cures COVID. I know a republican that watches Fake News, I should ask him if his family is taking their de-worm...

COVID test was negative

I should get some new cough medicine, I have some really old stuff, but not sure how much to take. I found a measuring cup, but it could be for something els...

If I have COVID

Has anybody vaccinated from COVID died yet? If not, maybe I’ll be the first. Somebody was/is in the hospital that has the vaccine. They might have died...

Aliens are hostile?

If that’s the case, how am I writing this? We should all be dead. Getting abducted sucks, but there’s a purpose to it. They could be not understa...

Razor burn

She said to make sure the razor is sharp enough. If that’s the case, the razor didn’t last that long. Apparently the shaving gel didn’t pre...

I asked God to let me live

While I was sleeping, probably in a trance state. That’s when you should ask God stuff. It works better. Don’t ask for a vision, I must have got ...

Trump supporters aren't very smart

They think de-worming medicine for live stock will prevent or cure COVID. If you get cured and were taking it, that doesn’t mean it did anything. Place...

I think they said up to 48 hours

I went to Kaiser to get tested for COVID this morning. Lots of people were getting tested. She thinks lots of people are getting tested because some employer...

Unvaccinated assholes

Probably have COVID. Got to get a test. If I cough it’s like a lung infection cough now. I was dreaming about being in the hospital. Might be done shi...

Low sex drive

That means less OCD. It’s not OCD, it’s a sex drive. They call it OCD, because they are clueless. Yes, a guy with a PHD is clueless. You’d ...

That dump felt like diarrhea

Hard to tell by looking at it. That’s another COVID symptom. It can also be a lactose intolerant symptom. If I have to learn to talk again, the only tw...

deauth by STA timeout

My air purifier wasn’t connected to my WiFi when I first woke up around 6 AM. There’s a log entry that says deauth by STA timeout on the AP. Does...

She should get a rainbow flag

Or whatever she called it. That’ll piss her ex’s Trumpet parents off. Trump doesn’t like gay people, neither do his supporters. Trump wants...

That snot looked bloody

Felt like snot in my throat when I woke up. It came out in the shower, looked red, not green. Spit it out by the drain, so I couldn’t inspect it for ve...

Did they even test Fallout 76?

Exited my power armor, and I couldn’t move. I basically got to watch the event, since I couldn’t move or do anything. All I could do is click esc...

She clearly doesn't listen to what I say

She asks if I told the office, no I don’t tell the office stuff when they are closed. Then she claims she doesn’t know when it happened. Even tho...

Maybe I finally caught COVID

My throat doesn’t feel great. It hurt in bed, but didn’t feel as bad when I woke up. If I caught it, probably from somebody in the building, they...

Bullshit

Joined the queen beast killing event in Fallout 76 without power armor, it put me in a high radiation area. Because the game sucks ass, they didn’t get...

Wasn't expecting that to happen

The facet for the bathroom sink fell off while using it. You can still turn it on and off, just a piece of metal fell off. The top part fell off, you can eit...

She claims I'm not nice to her

She’s not nice to me either. I treat people the way they treat me. How would I know she’s taking a nap on a workday? Kind of odd she calls, if sh...

She has an anger problem

Help her move something, then she gets mad and says I’m in her way. Not even giving me a chance to move. The good news is, I won’t be helping her...

The Steam Deck will play all Steam games?

Even ones with shitty anti cheat? Reading this interview. Well, I remember them saying something about anti cheat. Maybe they are working with the anti cheat...

Air quality was bad

I cooked an impossible burger in the air fryer, apparently that results in bad air quality, according to the air purifier. Tastes almost like beef. Expensive...

Rent boy?

Apparently that’s what they call male prostitutes in the UK, or they did. There’s a horrible documentary about a horrible killer on Netflix. He k...

A stepping stone to gay sex?

Hello, I’m non-binary and I take T. This means I look like a boy, but I have a pu**y. Call me a stepping stone to gay sex, if you will If you’re...

Fallout 76 froze

Is there an exploit in the game, that allows people to freeze other people’s game? Or is the game just shit? I’ll go with the latter. I was doing...

Do I Creep You Out?

Didn’t know there was a video for that song. That’s the first song I listen to everyday. Also what the police did is most likely illegal. The ju...

If the feds want to unlock an iPhone

Take it to Skin Walker Ranch, whatever force is there, can hack iPhones very quickly. One of the guys on the show, whatever force is there, kept messing with...

They are taking away my rights!

Forcing me to wear clothes in public, is taking away my rights! On another note, Jack In The Box’s regular fries aren’t very good. She asked for ...

What is the "Kit" power for?

The dishwasher was messed up, it wouldn’t turn on. Well, I first tried flipping the “Kit” power, which did nothing, didn’t even turn ...

OCD is automatic while sleeping

I was slightly conscious, and noticed what I repeat to myself all day, was going through my head by itself. Damn, being dead might suck, the OCD might still ...

Remember, Apple advertised privacy

Do they still claim to have privacy? They added a backdoor, to their new OSes. So the privacy advertisement went out the window. Some would call Apple a liar...

Porn is useless

Most of the stuff is crap. So you’ll be going through a ton of pages, to try and find something worthy of masturbating to. Also, that person is nasty, ...

Blood oxygen went down to 89%

Probably while sleeping. I vaguely remember having breathing issues in bed. Maybe if I lose 82 pounds, my breathing in bed will be better.

New smell on LEVOIT Air Purifier

I searched the Amazon questions for smell for my air purifier. Somebody was asking about a plastic smell, clearly they didn’t read the manual, there mi...

Lost 2.4 pounds

Must have been a lot of shit in me. I didn’t exercise to lose weight. Eating less? No idea. Probably just 2.4 pounds worth of shit.

People are excited for new Apple stuff?

When I first read about the spyware, I thought it was fine, till people said governments could force Apple to scan for other images. Now I have zero interest...

LEVOIT Air Purifier Core 400S

That’s the air purifier I got. No ionizer, so no ozone. Are you supposed to plug that into a surge protector? Don’t see any amps on it, just watt...

There's the rest of the morning dump

It required some pushing. Not much came out this morning, nothing wanted to come out. I should probably go on a vegetarian diet. Might have diarrhea in a lit...

There was a cis woman in my dream

She was making herself something to eat in my kitchen. Then I asked her if she wanted to have some fun, she did after she finished eating. That apartment did...

There's some old texts on Google Voice

No idea what I sent her, but her feelings were still pretty hurt. There’s only two texts in the thread. I doubt that’s still her number. I wouldn...

I should cancel that doctor appointment

I don’t care if I can feel or not. I can feel pain just fine. No point in wasting time going to the doctor. In the end, they’ll say it’s in...

That dump might have been runny

Looked runny, but felt rocks came out as well. So maybe both. I’m out of probiotics. Could also be vegetables, fiber gets your bowels moving. Too much ...

Still no update for Neat Image

Doesn’t really matter, I barely use it. Since I don’t take pictures anymore, I may never use it again. Looking for AMD OpenCL-capable devices... ...

Rocks came out this morning

Vegetables are a good laxative. No diarrhea, but some rocks came out this morning. I took a nice size dump before bed as well. I was up a little late, after ...

She's a hypocrite

If I’m being loud when she’s trying to watch something, she gets extremely pissed at me. It’s perfectly acceptable to do that to me though....

Diarrhea after 10 PM

I’d be in bed, but I have to fill my ZeroWater pitcher up. Damn dump took a long time. That’s why you should use water to wipe Uranus. It’s...

Shadow government

Apparently that’s who the men in black work for. There’s an episode of UFO WITNESS, that talks about the shadow government. A former Air Force ma...

That's a fast SSD

That doesn’t use dd, apparently dd is slower, at least with 10 GB files. Windows users probably aren’t testing with a 10 GB file. You can instal...

No secured credit card for me

Amazon has an ad for it on the cart page. I think it was the cart page. I doubt they’d approve me. And it’s a rip off, you give them $500, and if...

Should have got a PS5

I think you can put a regular M.2 NVMe SSD in it. Not like it was ever in stock when I looked. Also, I think there’s going to be a new Fable game. So i...

Maybe Bodhi scratched me

That would make the most sense. I might have a problem, not noticing that. Should have noticed it yesterday. He gets you to let go of his toy, by putting his...

LEVOIT it is

It uses the same app as my toaster oven/air fryer combo. So probably the same company. I love that toaster oven combo. The LEVOIT costs $220 though, on Amazo...

Monitor was flickering

No idea why. Maybe it’s failing. I changed the refresh rate, and then changed it back. Might not be doing it anymore. Could be a buggy GPU driver. I ha...

DirectAdmin SFTP backup is broken

This no longer works, I upgraded the main server to Debian 11. Get an exit code of 1 if I recall correctly. The built in backup sucks anyways. Should just ch...

Cis women with strap ons are hot

Not sure the other person was really a trans woman. I was looking at the cis woman. If a cis woman wants to plow you with a strap on, do it on her bed, that ...

Scratch on hand

I cut my fingernails yesterday, or I think it was yesterday. I can’t do a scratch like that while awake. Also, why would I scratch myself like that wh...

Finally

The Crucial P5 Plus 500GB finally has Manjaro restored to it. Looks like the read speed is about the same as the write speed, on my external backup drive, it...

Charley Horses in bed will wake you up

That’s how I woke up the first time. I had to sit up and stretch my leg out. The big muscle under my knee is what hurt really bad. Might still be sore ...

Guess I'll update my bios

My backupofbackup drive disconnected around 10 AM. The error could be buggy USB. Or the drive could be failing. I should do a SMART test before rebooting, ev...

Exactly what I said happened

As soon as she dropped me off, my package was delivered to her house. Now I get to wait until tomorrow to get my package, not the day they said it was coming...

That air purifier is ozone free

Says on the box, and they answered a question saying it is. Thought that was the brand, who somebody said a capacitor or two blew. Not on that one, I looked ...

Gained a pound

My weight losing spree is over. Probably eating too much dinner. At least the ice cream I ate before bed, resulted in a decent sized dump this morning.

That dump was painful

A small dump might be a sign of constipation. Yesterday I took one dump, and it was small. I’ve been chugging water for a while now, apparently it got ...

Air purifier

Those can reduce dust, I need one for my living room and one for my bedroom. Moving it isn’t a good option, I want one in my living room 24/7, so maybe...

There's the rest of the dump

Not much shit came out this morning. I figured sometime after eating something, the rest would come out. Looks like I was right. I didn’t eat as much b...

Damn low level was using my CAMP

Well lower than me. All I saw at their CAMP was a vending machine, inside a structure. I think they only had one kind of ammo, and not the kind I wanted. I w...

Shitty paperwork filled out

How do people write small? I can’t write small. Maybe it’s my vision. Or I have no clue what I’m doing. My writing is a mess on the paper. ...

Can't move in Fallout 76

I had to kill the game, I couldn’t do anything, except for what you see in the video. Don’t ask me why those people are in their underwear. Broke...

Crucial P5 Plus

The 500 GB one might be the cheapest PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD you can buy. I may or may not have bought it. Best Buy wants $150 for the regular P5 1 TB. Might as we...

I don't have a resume

A weed farm called apparently, wanting an interview. I didn’t send them a resume. Most likely they have the wrong number. They left a message, as I don...

What do I need a new iPad for?

Even with a keyboard with a trackpad, I’d probably still not use it. On Newegg, you can get the PS5 on sale for $970. That’s a rip off, the retai...

Samsung or ADATA

You can get a PCIe 4.0 NVMe ADATA SSD for $150 on Amazon. It’s supposed to be faster than the cheaper Samsung. Don’t know if it’s reliable....

Momentum Cache

That could be why my Crucial P1 is so slow at writing. If that Samhung requires Windows software as well, it may or may not be faster. I could shell out arou...

CPU abuse?

That’s why I pay for one dedicated core. No CPU abuse for me. Even if I get hammered by thousands of bots at the same time. Something might crash, or s...

M51ax-J6 firmware update

There might already be a firmware update for my sound bar. Says it improves the HDMI handshake, that could fix some issues with it. There’s also genera...

Dick is busted

I was in bed, and it was hard. So I figured I’d try rubbing one out, then it goes soft. Even messing with my balls doesn’t make it hard. On anoth...

And global warming is a hoax

When a Trump supporter, gets wiped away in a flood, they’ll be thinking “Floods happen all the time”. If somebody moves people to a differe...

If we share some DNA with all Aliens

That means if one consents to vaginal intercourse with me, she might get pregnant. So all they need is sperm or eggs to make hybrids? Any single Aliens want ...

Fucking bug

Some bug was crawling on my shorts. No idea what kind of bug. Black and probably bigger than an ant. Got them off with a piece of paper. Then used a paper to...

You'd never know she is trans

If all you see is her ass. That looked like a cis woman ass. If you see her upper body, you might know she’s trans. She might have tiny tits and/or non...

I dropped a rock in the crapper

It felt like a rock. Must be leftovers from earlier. If your dumps shrink, that means your body is using the food you eat, or you are eating less. Not going ...

mpv installs if you use the cask

Use “brew install —cask mpv” instead of “brew install mpv”. To compile it, you need to change the command so it doesn’t t...

Lost 1.7 pounds

How? By doing nothing. No exercise. Could be eating less, no idea. She claims I’d lose more weight if I had diabetes. Maybe Aliens abducted and modifie...

That care provider isn't LGBTQ-friendly

That’s how you know if the provider is a dick or not. If they aren’t friendly with all people, regardless of gender identification or sexuality, ...

That's stupid thinking

She thinks only people who have “perverted images” on their phone are at risk of Apple’s backdoor. She’s one of those fools that clai...

GrapheneOS

That might only officially work on Google phones. The Pixel 4a is $300 from Best Buy, the non 5G one. You can’t use an Apple Watch with anything except...

Didn't know TCL made phones

I was seeing if anybody is selling the PinePhone on Amazon, doesn’t look like it, it just found Android phones. Can you put a custom ROM on TCL phones?...

My phone thinks I fell a sleep at 10:55 PM

I thought I was going to die again, but I think I was just falling a sleep. The first thing my consciousness thought, was Tonka. I think the last time I look...

That dump didn't want to come out

I’ll probably have diarrhea soon. The first dump didn’t want to come out either. You got to get the solids out first, then the runny shit. No dia...

No iOS 15 for me

Apple is introducing a backdoor with iOS 15. They can say it’s for whatever they want, it’s still a backdoor. They claimed in the past to be agai...

Why is that depressing?

Not going to any family events that my unvaccinated sister is at? You risk catching COVID if you go anywhere with unvaccinated people. If I didn’t get ...

Damn it

That senior black lab doesn’t like other animals. Not like I should get a dog anyways. Probably wouldn’t work out. He wouldn’t like Bodhi. ...

Nice sound bar

No signal on my TV when trying to use the Apple TV. Tried rebooting the Apple TV. Still no signal. The Apple TV is plugged into the sound bar. Turned the sou...

Discovery+ is useless

Expedition Unknown is live on Philo but you can’t watch the new episode on Discovery+ yet. Glad I’m not paying for it. I’ll probably set Ch...

She's pissed

Apparently if you call her, she will get pissed. Just like when I go to her house, she tends to get angry at least once. I hanged the phone up, I didn’...

PCs for People Unlimited Mobile Internet

I don’t feel like reading all of this. What happens to PCs for People Unlimited Mobile Internet now that T-Mobile bought Sprint and is shutting down Sp...

That's a lot of bots

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Xbox Series S has 4K again

I had to force the HDMI mode to 2.1. Surprised I didn’t try that before now. Auto is useless. If you want 4K. Nice, now I can buy that keyboard I don&...

Homemade breakfast burritos are good

I could have made two with that many eggs. Instead one giant one, that was a mess. I didn’t use a recipe, just salsa, eggs, milk, sausage links, tortil...

GoAccess

It’s better than AWStats. Says 90 unique visits today, yesterday AWStats said 20 or something. A bunch of traffic isn’t viewed by AWStats. If you...

How slow is the Pixel 6?

One site says under 700 for single core score, but the phone isn’t released yet, so I don’t believe it. Just trying to see if it’s slower t...

Well, that fixed the 404 errors

If I was a hosting business, it wouldn’t fix it. NGINX had the right document root, Apache didn’t. One of my sub domains had a bunch of 404 error...

"Who's ass did you eat honey?"

If a lady eats your ass, and she’s married, her husband might ask that, when he’s making out with her. She’ll say “My own ass.”...

Nice air outside

I had to pay my shitty rent. They only take checks, no online payment ability. Who doesn’t have online payment in 2021? Thanks to the nice air, I don&#...

Nice rash

Had a big rash in the shower, in my stomach area. Now there’s little red spots where the big rash was. Do rashes have little red spots? Some of it look...

No Cyberpunk isn't worth buying

The graphics are last gen on consoles. That’s not reason to not buy it, the game is boring, after you beat the main story. Good luck buying every vehic...

Fucking power flickered

Computer rebooted, didn’t turn off though. No idea what the Mac mini did, possibly nothing, it’s probably sleeping. I don’t own any UPSes a...

I had to clean my crapper

I don’t have a caregiver anymore. The crapper was filthy and stunk. Is a clean crapper good enough to pass an inspection? Clean nothing else, just the ...