That lab is already gone

Julie’s Jungle had a young boy lab, didn’t say he was a mix. He’s not on Petfinder anymore. They have a girl young lab mix. I won’t b...

Even the cat was happy to see me

He was meowing at me. Then he followed me on the couch. And Bodhi barked, and he ran away. I might have made Bodhi bark, I don’t recall. Lilly saw me, ...

If I didn't have COVID, I do now

I went to her house today, my sister started getting sick last Monday, so it’s only been five days. You are supposed to quarantine for 10 or 14 days. S...

There's a runny dump

A big rock came out, and splashed down getting my ass wet. Then diarrhea came out. I was trying to hold it in until I went home, but I didn’t know wher...

Looks like I need a new host

Do a ping, and it gets timeouts. Try SSH, and it’s slow as fuck. Why do I pay my bill early? Trying to figure out why there’s an error in dmesg, ...

Try being direct

If you want to date somebody, try being direct. Instead of signing them up for dating/social sites they don’t want. Women make no sense. They have your...

Not much of a dump

No idea why it needed to come out so bad. Less then the dump I took when I woke up, which wasn’t much either. My stomach doesn’t hurt, so probabl...

Why is that ladies stuff in the lobby?

She left some of it in the elevator when I was coming down as well. She took it out by the time I went back up. She’s the lady another neighbor claimed...

My caregiver quit

She’s as unreliable as the lady that didn’t show up for her meeting. She didn’t tell me anything. I had to ask her today if she’s com...

The AMD RX 5500 XT can do 1440p

On low settings. If you search for that GPU and 1440p you’ll find nothing of what you searched for. People claiming it only does 1080p. Not everybody c...

Another bowel movement

I’d rather take one big dump, then five smaller ones. That might have been the fifth dump today, I lost count. The one I just took made me tired. Will ...

That's better than McDonald's

A homemade English muffin breakfast sandwich. I cooked most of it in the air fryer/toaster oven combo, on the toast function. Do it for a 4 doneness, then 2....

Bought the last DLC for The Outer Worlds

Finally bought a $10 Xbox gift card on Amazon. Got to love tax, I would have had enough in my account, if there wasn’t tax. I pretty much beat the firs...

Comcast still didn't shut my internet off

Just a typical Comcast outage. The outage didn’t last that long. Mom’s internet was still out last time I talked to her, longer than mine. They w...

Not creepy?

And she’s looking for sex on the internet? All she will find is creepy. I just took an actual dump btw. It wasn’t runny. My hand is more satisfyi...

Pretzel burgers are good

Got a burger with a pretzel bun from Wendy’s. Probably will get diarrhea at some point, it had crispy onions on it, my stomach doesn’t like those...

7G Firewall

That might solve my bot problem, with minimal effort. Looks like it works, the .htaccess rules. Site is already faster. Damn bots. 7G Firewall Update Might b...

The first Linux distro I tried?

That would have to be naked women. Then eventually, with the cis women, they snuck in a trans woman. I’ve been hooked ever since. To be more exact, the...

TV might of just updated itself

Turned it off and the light was blinking. Most likely was updating itself. Maybe the Xbox can do 4K now. Unless it’s an Xbox bug.

I wonder who that woman was

Sometime when Tonka was alive, I was walking her outside, and some woman asked if she could talk to me. I didn’t say anything. She isn’t the firs...

Yup republicans are beyond stupid

That article says republicans want to limit what health officials can do. Glad I don’t live in a republican state. Not wearing masks will wipe out a l...

Recoil

That’s why aiming with a controller is hard or part of it. There’s a gun mod in The Outer Worlds to reduce recoil. That doesn’t help with o...

More lies

The Amazon branded 48Gbps HDMI cable supports eARC. The Xbox still won’t do 4K. Going to have to plug the Xbox directly in the TV. And the Apple TV in...

Micro four thirds is noisy?

Maybe if you use high ISO and no flash. I personally use a flash indoor. So I have no noise problems. I don’t see why people refuse to use a flash. T...

Now that’s a baked potato

An hour at 400F on the bake function did the trick. Only made one potato. Thought two would be too many. You can’t even fit two on a plate. Probably to...

Don't think Pumpkin came back

What happened to her? She booked it, apparently after somebody opened the door. My mom said she probably got out when she opened the door, or me. We were the...

Lies

I thought the credit union was only going to be down in the morning today, from 3 am to 6 am or something. It’s still down for maintenance. It’s ...

Lost a pound

Apparently one day of exercise is all you need, to lose a pound. Is it a pound lost for every day of exercise? Or maybe I have COVID. Does COVID cause weight...

Nephew is sick now as well

Hopefully he doesn’t die from it. He’s too young to get the vaccine. The only symptoms I’ve had is tired, and breathing trouble. That was y...

Good advice COVID app

Says to quarantine for 14 days, but also says to exercise regularly. How the fuck am I supposed to exercise if I can’t go anywhere? I don’t have ...

Why is it so hard to aim with a controller?

I used to be able to use a controller perfectly fine. But probably playing PC games too much, and not consoles enough, made me forget how to aim with a contr...

WiFi crapped out

I thought my internet was out, but once I got on my Mac mini, the internet was working fine. My phone wouldn’t connect for some reason. Probably the AP...

I did answer my phone

Not my fault somebody’s phone malfunctioned, and all I heard was a beep then a hangup. I called the number, but after hearing what option 1 was, I didn...

Vizio TV might be busted

Randomly goes black. I paused something and I think it went black. I wasn’t exactly looking at the TV. Did the same thing on the Xbox the other day. So...

No sound

If you turn my TV on but the sound bar doesn’t turn on. After you manually turn it on and change inputs on it, there’s no sound. The remote wasn&...

Fucking unvaccinated Trump supporters

That’s probably how she caught COVID. By a Trump supporter not wearing a mask, that isn’t vaccinated either. I was exposed to COVID, so I probabl...

Drenched in sweat

A twenty minute walk will do that. One of my Amazon Echo Buds might have been messing up. Or I could hear the wind. Heard a weird noise, but only in one ear....

She got a COVID test

I’ll be pissed if she has COVID, not at her, at whoever made the vaccine she got. I might get it as well, except I think I have a different vaccine tha...

Nice big loose dump this morning

That’s what pizza and cheesy bread will do. I’ll probably be doing it again later, that’s what I’ll be eating for lunch. Diarrhea fro...

That hasn’t happened before

Started playing The Outer Worlds on my Xbox Series S and it went black. The Apple TV used to do that. Maybe it’s the TV. Or maybe the game has issues....

Discovery+ is a dick

I thought you got to watch new episodes early? Must be only specific shows. New episode of Expedition Unknown, but I had to wait until later to watch it. Don...

The air quality is unhealthy

Good enough reason for me to not go on a walk. I was coughing the other day, might have been related to the air. I might be waiting a long time for better ai...

An actual dinner tonight

Her back hurts, so she doesn’t want to go anywhere, and they are coughing as well. Hopefully it’s not COVID. I might have ordered pizza. The tip ...

A six year old yellow lab died

They were a service dog. That story will make you cry. If you love dogs. Probably needed to cry anyways. I wouldn’t get a dog trained to find explosive...

At least I know why I'm single

Disregarding other people’s feelings, won’t get you far in a relationship. There’s nothing you can do about that, you either care or you do...

Thought I was dying last night

I think I was just falling a sleep very quickly. I was able to force my eyes open. Felt like I didn’t exist anymore, so I tried opening my eyes, and th...

Did that coffee have caffeine?

That dump might have been runny. Pretty sure she asked for decaf. Something else in the drink could have resulted in a runny dump. Or something I ate. Lucky ...

It was 30F in the fridge earlier

I think it was 30.9F. How cold is it supposed to be? Looks like 40F or below, so 30F might be too cold. That was in the middle. Should have tested on the bot...

Felt like somebody was sleeping by me again

Not just one or two spots, my entire side felt like somebody was by me. Everybody experiences loss differently. Tonka did like sleeping by me in the winter, ...

Steam Deck

I might buy that, it’s only $399. Cheaper then the other one that isn’t going to be released. Doesn’t run Windows, that’s the best pa...

Stupid sound bar

Had to change the input and then change it back to get sound. I did that on the sound bar, so I assume the sound bar was being a dick. I suppose it could be ...

Water gets my bowels moving

Ever since somebody said water is good for your bowels, if you are constipated. Not sure before that water got my bowels moving though. That dump was just le...

Rancho Chico is good

The only bad thing, is I’m too fat, so getting out of the booth was a challenge. Oh and my anxiety was high, lots of loud talking. The burrito was prob...

Nothing like fucking a laptop

I had a wet dream, caused by fucking a laptop in my dream. I think I put it in the ethernet jack. Don’t think that would work in reality, my dick might...

Just lie your way through The Outer Worlds

I bought the DLC on the Xbox, I don’t remember when, probably shortly after buying the Xbox Series S. I beat the game on the PS4. Since I bought the DL...

I was right

The power light on my Vizio TV was blinking, because it was updating the firmware. I turned it off, and noticed it blinking sometime after. Turned it back on...

Aliens In Alaska

I found that on Discovery+. The ladies in Alaska might be better looking. Well not two of them. The ones that are from tribes are the ones who might be. Asi...

Somebody might have adopted Ruby finally

She isn’t on the Pet Finder website anymore. Still on Facebook, doesn’t say adopted. They might be slow at updating Facebook. That’s good n...

Some woman in Brazil chopped her husband up

She shot him, then chopped him up, then dumped his body. All because he cheated on her. Do you deserve to die if you cheat on somebody? According to the law,...

Damn it, Kindle is dead

Pretty sure the battery was around 80% last night. No idea how it’s dead already. All I did was put a book on it. Didn’t actually start reading i...

Why won't you fuck me anymore?

If your wife says she wants to have sex, say “Sorry can’t help you, I already fucked my hand twice today.”. “Why won’t you fuck...

She didn’t show up

We were supposed to meet a lady interested in being my caregiver. But she never showed up, we waited 40 minutes. She never called or anything. If she does ca...

Was somebody sleeping by me?

The first time I woke up, there was a pillow slightly on me. Not the one I use for my head. I just assumed I moved that pillow. Went back to bed, and at some...

I still find the no boner incident funny

I had a rash the night before, in the nut house. She said to drop my pants and/or whatever I was wearing for underwear, probably shorts, even though I said i...

11 years since Buddy died

Almost two years since Tonka died. The only true friends I had. I probably won’t ever get a dog again, adopting dogs doesn’t work out. I don̵...

Good job Amazon

Can’t download your Kindle books in Safari? If you use Firefox, it says it blocked a popup when trying to download, you can then click show the popup, ...

That's a small TV

There was a box in the hallway for a 32” TV. That was the size of the first HDTV I bought, a long ass time ago. It was a Vizio. Before smart TVs. So it...

I might have to buy The Day After Roswell

The government had an employee buy the book and write a bad review, saying 99% of it is complete nonsense. Don’t buy books about UFOs and stuff if you ...

Anal Sex Avenue

They should make a street name called that. All the Trump supporters would be pissed though. They’d vandalize the sign. I’d tell them to get off ...

Defiance

I’m probably supposed to be doing something while alive, like collecting experiences. But instead, I do nothing. It’ll suck if I reincarnate. As ...

I'd fire a Trump supporter

It might be discrimination, but I’d counter sue them for causing me and other employees distress. If you don’t want a lawsuit, you can just make ...

eARC lag

A review mentions that on the sound bar I bought. The Apple TV might have lag when watching Netflix. YouTube doesn’t. I had to plug the Xbox Series S d...

Make sure you have Tor on your computer

If Trump gets elected again, freedom of speech might be a thing of the past. You’ll need Tor to access the entire internet. Silencing people that don&#...

She didn't think that was funny

A Russia spy in the US had five boyfriends. The FBI asked if they’d still date her knowing that. They all five said yes. The reason is she doesn’...

Man in the middle mini tower

If it’s that easy to hack an iPhone, why didn’t they do that with the terrorist’s iPhone? If airplane mode wasn’t on, they could have...

We all came from the same light?

And God is the light? The book I finished said something about that. That doesn’t make sense, not everybody can be a God. If everybody is a God, the af...

Apple TV went black again

And it’s plugged directly into the TV. Probably the match frame rate setting. Like somebody said to disable. I expect one black once I click the show. ...

Finished that book

I could buy another book but I don’t feel like going on the computer right now. I don’t buy books directly on the Kindle. I remove the DRM from t...

Nice

The message I sent the credit union, didn’t get sent. I don’t recall what day the denied charge showed up. How many times do you have to send a m...

Discovery+ is a massive dick

Massive subtitle delay in the last episode of Roswell The Final Verdict. When it was showing the credits the subtitles were still going. Yeah I can make an ...

If you believe Aliens and spirits exist

Weird stuff will randomly happen. Like waking up with a book by you. A book I should probably read. A portal might have been opened. I might be the reason wh...

S.T.O.P Obsessing

How did that book get on my bed by me? When I woke up one time, there was a book by me. No idea how I noticed, I could barely feel it. I can reach the book i...

This chapter says to keep an open mind

My mind is more open then anybody in my family at least adults. That’s why I don’t get along with anybody. I’m on my phone and can’t ...

The US isn't that great of a country

Some guy that translated for the US military, was denied asylum. They claim he supports terrorists because when he was 9 years old, he gave terrorists bread....

How can you not believe in COVID?

How are a bunch of people dying? So the hospitals are lying when they say they had COVID? How fucking stupid are people? The hospital has no reason to lie.

Lots of bots

Or a lot of people with JavaScript disabled. I know because I had some stats on a subdomain, and it had barely any traffic. AWStats has little traffic, becau...

Second night on a Coolsense Mattress

It’s more comfortable than the old mattress, but that’s not hard to do. It’s hard to move on it, and get out of bed. Might be because IR...

A pussy is like a hug for your penis

A asshole can be as well. Unless it isn’t tight. Then you are wasting your time. You’d have a better time with a blow up doll. Or a fleshlight. ...

What a pain in the ass

My HDMI switch sucks, the TV goes black while watching Netflix on the Apple TV. So I moved the Apple TV, so I can plug it directly into the TV. I also plugge...

Might have to stop taking those vitamins

Hard on my stomach. Thought I was just going to puke. Not yet. Have or had a weird headache, and stomach pain. Apparently cereal isn’t enough food when...

That woman was pissed at me in my dream

For liking trans women. She must be a Trumpet. She would have been really pissed, if I dreamed her having sex with me, and her having a penis. Hmm, if I was ...

First night on a Coolsense Mattress

It’s harder to get on, it’s higher up than the old one, I’m not used to higher mattresses. I also felt like I couldn’t move on it. I ...

HDMI 4K switch does Dolby Atmos

Too bad the Apple TV doesn’t work with it anymore. Black screen but I get sound. Might have to plug the Apple TV directly into the TV. Maybe the HDMI...

Nice buggy software Logitech

The Harmony Desktop software kept crashing while syncing, and left the remote unusable. I rebooted the Mac mini and it worked this time. Not what I’d c...

Damn mind

While I was dreaming, I was dreaming I should draw and sell stuff on CafePress. Problem is, I can’t really draw, that’s what I believe, therefore...

If only I knew an unrelated woman

If they wanted, we could make porn and get money. Who wouldn’t do that for money? It’s easy money. Except I might have a heart attack. It was wor...

No Dolby Atmos for me

The Xbox keeps saying my sound bar doesn’t support it. If you toggle eARC on the TV, it doesn’t say not supported, but eventually it changes back...

Don't buy a mattress from Amazon

Read the bad reviews. If you have to return it, good luck. UPS might refuse to pick it up. Somebody did get a refund, but they might have had to call Amazon....

That dump didn't feel good

Thought a bunch came out, but didn’t look like it. Some might have been runny. The Zips might have finally came out. I’m lucky I didn’t shi...

Was Tonka sleeping by me?

I vaguely remember feeling like somebody was by me in bed. Tonka is the only one that would be doing that. Well, Buddy probably would as well. I must have be...

There's an expansion for Greedfall?

I was looking at the gold edition on my Xbox, in the store, and it said it comes with an expansion. Can you buy the expansion standalone for the PS4? I own t...