Still no diarrhea from Zips

That’s hard to believe. Might need to eat something for dinner though. Otherwise, I’ll be starving at bed time. Good idea, wait until bed time, s...

What's your name again ma'am?

Say that when making a porno with your gf. If she’s trans, you can say there’s a problem, you can’t find her pussy hole. Do I just stick my...

That's a bummer

If human race is only one soul, how is there so many people? We all share a soul? That blows ass, might not exist once dead then. Oh well. I could have misre...

Keep America Great

On the way to Fred Meyers, there was a Trumpet in front of us. Sticker said Trump, and under it “Keep America Great”. It’s mind boggling ho...

Bill Cosby was released

But whoever said if he wasn’t famous, they wouldn’t have released him, is probably true. The supreme court wouldn’t have even looked at the...

The trick to moving on

It’s actually easy. Live in the present, instead of the past or future. There’s a show on Netflix that told me to practice being in the present. ...

Now I don't need dinner tonight

Zips messed up my order, instead of giving me the Big Buster, they gave me their biggest burger. Which is messy as fuck. And I felt like puking after eating ...

If you want Windows, buy a PC

No need to run a virtual machine if you do that. Just get a AMD Ryzen one. If it has a 5600X or better, it’ll be as fast as an Apple Silicon M1. So if ...

She thinks it's too hot for a window AC

Isn’t that the purpose of an air conditioner? To cool it down? She obviously doesn’t listen to what I say, or doesn’t understand English. D...

I need a recipe manager on my phone

I still have the tab open for the egg in the hole instructions. Would be nice if I had somewhere to save it. I could print it. Air Fryer Eggs in a Basket I p...

Big bug crawling on my hand

Most people would have noticed sooner. No idea where the big came from. Or what kind of bug. I killed the bug with a paper towel. How do these bugs keep get...

Does my HDMI switch do Dolby Atmos?

No idea, I’ll have to search for it in my Amazon orders. I should move the Apple TV back, but the cable isn’t long enough to go into the sound ba...

Ha, Macs annoy them

Windows and Intel fanboys annoy me. In that post, people still think they need an Intel CPU. They clearly haven’t used a recent AMD CPU, or even an App...

Egg in the square burnt

Don’t cook it for 10 minutes, the bread was burnt. Thought it wasn’t done after five minutes, because the egg white on one piece, looked like liq...

Dolby Atmos doesn't work in Cyberpunk

On a Xbox Series S. The sound cuts out with Dolby Atmos enabled. You have to download a shitty app to enable it. You get sound, then no sound, then sound aga...

Casper Sleep Element Mattress, Queen

It’s $535 on Amazon. A little more than $400, or a lot if you count the tax. I could do the monthly payments, $107 for five months. Then I get to keep ...

Fright Club made me cry last night

Sad dog story. I was probably crying about Tonka though. I was crying this morning about her as well. The dog story, was the dog was treated horribly for six...

That's depressing

This Somebody murdered themselves because of harassment. Doesn’t say if they are a man or a woman. They intentionally used pronouns that could be eithe...

Shouldn’t that be is not isn’t?

The chapter I just read said she thinks it isn’t the reason her back got better. That doesn’t make sense as after she woke up after the dream her...

She's a liar

The other day, she said Lilly isn’t anxious. But in the past, just so she could not agree with me, she claimed Lilly gets anxious all the time or somet...

Don't sleep with your hand in your pocket

My left hand was in my pocket when I woke up. I was trying to dream about sex, but my left hand was stuck to my side in the dream. I ended up waking up. That...

Budd Hopkins died in 2011

There’s a chapter about him in Extraordinary Contact: Life Beyond Intruders. Sounds like he was a nice person. Damn, if that guy couldn’t stay ma...

That might have actually been a sissy

Not the same as a trans woman. They had a nicely shaved dick and balls. But their voice sounded completely male. I had no luck masturbating to that. Maybe if...

Prostitution loophole

If you are making porn, it isn’t prostitution. It might cost more, like $500 though, just for one porno. You might have to pay yourself as well. $500 t...

Why would you buy an iPhone 11?

The SE is all the phone I need. I don’t give a rats ass about Face ID or whatever it’s called, in fact I don’t want that. I like fingerprin...

Fat pussy

That’ll do the trick, if she’s in doggy style position. Seeing her fat pussy between her legs. Fat balls in that position will do the trick too, ...

That doesn't usually happen

Or ever happen. Bodhi peed in her office. Don’t think yelling at him was necessary though. He might have a bladder infection. If there’s somethin...

No more Fake News on my phone

I blocked Fox News. I sometimes tap stuff before seeing the source. I don’t feel like verifying every story on Fake News aka Fox News. That’s wha...

If my drives weren't formatted as ext4

I’d plug em all into my Mac mini, after getting a bigger hub. There might be a third party ext4 driver, but I’ll pass. It probably costs money, L...

Is great better than good?

Can’t remember what the Alexa app says for the best fit for your Echo Buds. The right earbud won’t get the best fit anymore. Maybe if I change th...

Pumpkin is gone

I forgot what day she went missing. She must have booked it out the door. And nobody saw her do it. She was the youngest cat. I wonder what happened to her. ...

When trans porn doesn’t work

Go to the women section and look at some lesbian porn. That was fake moaning. But her pussy did the trick. It wasn’t just a boring slit. If that doesn...

Maybe I'll keep money in the credit union

That is enough extra for a new iPhone SE. Next year, they might release a new one with 5G. Hopefully the price is the same. I’m too cheap to buy any ot...

What's wrong with lying to people?

Communists, I mean conservatives, do it all the time. They even believe their own lies. Tell her you have a 12” cock, send a photo of somebody elseR...

He can watch while you make me squirm

Well, you might not be able to make me squirm, but you can try. That ad is in the w4w category. They might be offended if I message them. Good thing I don...

Mac mini crashed

I told it to restart, but it took forever. Then when it rebooted and I logged in, it said it rebooted because of an error or something. I tried deleting an u...

The office lady called TDS

But I think she said she got to nowhere land. Why couldn’t they give her more info? I guess she needs to talk to somebody else. I think she was trying ...

Why'd I have to give Ruby back?

Even if I could control her, I wouldn’t have been able to keep her. She needed a yard to run in. Whenever she wanted. Damn, nobody adopted her yet. She...

Awsudi

Finally found the name to search my email for, couldn’t remember the name of the site, somebody signed me up for. They have my email, but instead of em...

Molina doesn't cover my skin condition

Says it’s a cosmetic condition. I don’t really care, it just means all my skin will lose its color. If somebody is upset by it, call Molina. I sh...

Dripping sweat

That walk might have been a bad idea. Over 80F outside. Currently 88F. My heart rate was over 160, probably the entire time. Walking with a dog is easier, yo...

Emptying your mind

Apparently that’s a mediation thing. There’s nothing wrong with my brain, I just have more control over my mind, then most people. I got the cont...

If somebody won't shut up outside

Turn your music up, or close the window. Not sure closing the window would work. Not a great location if you don’t like loudness. Why the fuck is someb...

They should get a job from Trump

And their ad isn’t a missed connection. They hate gay people and Biden. They know what they posted is wrong, as you can’t reply to the post. I sh...

Nobody cares about Prime Day

It’s all junk. The sound bar I bought isn’t on sale yet, so there’s nothing I want. And the box got thrown out, so I can’t return it ...

That didn't last

Get bored, then think about a cis woman, get a hard on, then look at porn to finish. I wasn’t looking at cis porn though. I use the fastest working por...

No walk today either

It’s already 90F outside. Didn’t want to take another shower anyways, or just change my pants. My sweatpants might be stinky, I wear them to bed....

Bashar

That’s a possibly clever scam. You can pay $400 for an hour session where you can ask Bashar anything. The guy claims he’s channeling him. Bashar...

I can interact with my future self?

So I can tell my future self to fuck a tree? And I’ll wake up with my penis stuck in a tree? I’ll just find out what I do in the future, if it...

Tiny bug crawling on my monitor again

I squished it with my finger. Tried wiping it up with a paper towel, but don’t think I got it. Who knows where the dead bug is. I could just be too bli...

Samba crapped out

Had to restart it, I had no permission to enter folders on my Mac mini. That also crashed the Music app on the Mac mini, the music is on a Samba share.

There's a White House downtown?

Yeah, you can get a hotel by the White House that Biden is at. They don’t even have the city name right, that’s the state. The White House is in ...

Didn’t need to “test” that battery

Think the discharge said over 4,000mAh. That means it didn’t get drained very much for some reason. The battery that was completely dead charged to ov...

Might get TDS Fiber someday

The office lady signed up the building last year. She is going to call them this week. Maybe Comcast won’t shut my internet down till I can switch. Fre...

Nice way to wake up

Woke up around 2 AM, and couldn’t feel anything. Well, almost 3 AM. Went pee, and couldn’t feel it coming out. It’s worse than the no feeli...

DVP

Her vagina probably isn’t tight if she likes that. There possibly was a trans woman on that site. Seeing as they only want texting, their number, might...

Dead battery

The paperclip trick didn’t work. You might need a fully charged battery of the same type. That’ll be a while. I tried with one of the C batteries...

Vizio M51ax-J6

Got my $330 sound bar today. I ordered last night, but they waited to tell me it’s ready until 16 minutes after they closed. Took a long time to get it...

Textastic might work now

Looks like it got updated. Atom doesn’t open very quickly on Apple Silicon Macs. Didn’t do much though, just opened it and tried opening somethin...

Getting off your lazy ass is sweaty

I walked for 19 minutes, if I started the workout mode sooner, it might have been a little longer, probably only a minute longer. That also counts when you a...

I was dreaming about her

The first woman I ran away from. If I didn’t run away from her, I could be in bed with her. I’d still be dreaming about her though. I was trying ...

That might fix my sound bar

Plugging the Apple TV directly into the sound bar. Instead of using a HDMI switch. I’ll try that after I’m done in the bathroom and print some s...

Life isn't ending by 2030

Just read the Making Contact book. Not done with it yet, but one chapter, said spirits from other intelligences are reincarnating as humans, to help us. That...

Bait and switch

I’m not a store, so how is changing my mind about selling something bait and switch? I can just lie and say it’s damaged. Or stomp on it, and mak...

The dump finally came out

Only a log came out this morning, maybe some smaller turds as well. When I got home, more came out, didn’t exactly want to come out. The small amount o...

There's no agreement

Pretty sure I can delete my sisters husband’s site without telling anybody. I’m not receiving money from them, and there is no agreement. I told ...

It's eczema not acne

The post that mentions acne, is wrong, should have said eczema. You don’t get acne on your hands. Pretty sure acne is bumps on your face. I forgot the ...

Glad my grandparents aren't conservative

They wouldn’t believe in wearing masks, or getting the vaccine, if they were. Then they might catch COVID. If they catch it now, with the vaccine, they...

helloSystem

helloSystem looks like macOS. Not exactly, but pretty close. It uses FreeBSD. I won’t be installing it, my desktop needs Linux, for Proton.

71C

I got one core on my Mac mini Apple Silicon M1 to 71C. By running Geekbench. Not cooler than a AMD 5600X. If I increase the fan speed, it would probably be c...

Gained 3.5 pounds

That didn’t take long, to start gaining weight after giving Ruby back. I should probably start walking everyday. I’ve been eating more since she&...

TG Pro

Transgender Pro, actually tells you what temperature is what, iStatistica just lists a bunch of sensors, but I have no idea what any of them are. No wonder i...

That might force me to exercise

One blood test result, is at the highest it should be, it’s for diabetes. If I get that, I’ll probably end up in a nursing home, after going blin...

Vitiligo

That’s what the white spot on my hand most likely is. I don’t recall her mentioning that when talking to me. I might have missed it when she said...

First time riding in a Tesla

She ordered me an Uber, my nephew was still sleeping. He woke up right before the Uber got here. He had a phone holder, and the Tesla has its own giant scree...

Vizio sound bar M21d-H8R firmware updated

You can find instructions here. I just did it, it worked fine. The Bluetooth always on should be disabled. Not sure it actually reset my settings. My sound b...

A runny dump might be next

You have to get the solids out first. After the solids that don’t want to come out, come out, the diarrhea can come out. Maybe eating that expired butt...

Nice SteerMouse update

It broke my keyboard, couldn’t use the shortcut to quit stuff. I turned SteerMouse off for the keyboard, now it works again. Are you even supposed to u...

That dump was runny

Don’t know what caused it. Maybe too much food consumption, I ate probably too much before bed. Could have been the decaf coffee, it was blended. Proba...

Free internet

Looks like Comcast isn’t shutting down my expired prepaid internet. That’ll save me $45 a month. Maybe in 90 days they will. If I don’t pay...

Rude assholes

In Fallout 76, some people will make a point to find you in your CAMP, and make a puking emote if they don’t like what you are selling. I assume that&#...

Haha, they hate DirectAdmin

I won’t provide a link, I was trying to find out why DirectAdmin has a bad md5sum. I can’t update it, gets an error about the wrong md5sum. Maybe...

Will my internet be shut off tomorrow?

So I can see if I found a loophole into getting Comcast’s low income internet without waiting 90 days? If not, I’ll just assume I have free inter...

Consciousness intent

So if I intend to create a woman with a cock, she’ll magically appear? Or if I intend to grow a pussy under my balls? There was something about conscio...

That's a bummer

Left the trash bags I bought at the store. I used the shitty self checkout, because they only had two regular checkouts open. Now I wasted around $5 on trash...

Gmail can't read base64 encoded emails

Apparently my email client can, but if you look at the spam on Gmail’s site, it doesn’t show the entire email. The to address doesn’t have ...

I found the other white spot

Not my scrotum, my dick. Probably the foreskin. Looks the same as the spot on my right hand. I probably won’t tell the doctor. Haha, it spread from my ...

Slightly low on iron

Not sure that’s the cause of the lack of feeling though. I’ll probably get a nerve test. The doctor didn’t message me yet. But the test res...

Better than no pussy

A nonbinary on testosterone. Not sure about the testosterone. But who’s complaining? When they give free pussy. They are nonbinary, so you aren’t...

She's angry because I called her back

Any future tech problems, she’ll have to fix herself. She won’t even drop my cart off. Yet, it was her idea to leave it in her vehicle. Looks lik...

Lots of blood work

Finally went to the regular doctor. For a spot on my hand, but also for the lack of feeling in my hands. It could be all over my body. Hard to tell. The bloo...

Morning dump didn't want to come out

Five pieces of pizza might do that. Might have taken 19 minutes for it to start coming out. Should have stayed in bed for 19 minutes longer.

Haha, Aliens can't enter all dimensions

Some humans can when dying though. Is that where Heaven and Hell are? In dimensions that you can’t enter? Hmm, you might be able to enter Hell. I doubt...

That might be an overkill VPN like thing

iCloud Private Relay, apparently sends web traffic to Apple first, to remove your IP address, then sends the stripped data to a third party, who sends it to ...

Wind sounds weird with Amazon Echo Buds

Not in the passthrough mode. It doesn’t get rid of all sound in the noise cancellation mode. Depending how loud it is. Apparently the wind is loud. You...

Should have slept longer

Would have had a wet dream. Most of the time masturbating while awake is impossible, unless you look at porn. The porn my mind generates while sleeping, work...

To convert this site to Hugo

The easiest way might be to scrape your own site, and then get all the content from the div that has it and make posts from it. A straight database dump, wou...

Did Tonka return?

Might have heard somebody getting on my bed. I haven’t been hearing anything for a while, after Ruby came home. The damn motion light stopped turning o...

That's irrational?

Well, I don’t know what irrational is. The killer guy that got released, people said his new motive is irrational. He did confirm he is homophobic. He ...

Ha, "What are you talking about"

She said she was still eating dinner, yet had no plate of food. Drinking and eating aren’t the same thing, nor is speaking to somebody. Try telling the...

I Am A Killer Released

The guy claims he killed the guy, because he was trying to blackmail him into a homosexual relationship. He’s probably just a sad liar. That could make...

She thinks I want a cat instead

Nope, I don’t want to clean a litter box. I’ll stay pet free. Not sure what that was about, she answered the phone, but didn’t say anything...

Ha, “People change”

Her response was “Not really”. I might agree with the guy though. If I dated somebody at age 18 we wouldn’t still be together. Just like if...

Let the crying begin

Sister took Ruby back to Julia’s Jungle today. She adopted her, so she had to take her back. I don’t think I was supposed to have her, I should h...

Ha, "you can't let her do that"

And you wonder why I don’t want to keep her. Don’t feel bad about it, feel glad. If I feel bad, it’ll be sometime after it happens. I can&#...

I might have been crying while sleeping

About Buddy and Tonka. Could have just been crying in the dream. Finding a dog like Tonka or Buddy, would be very unlikely. So no dog for me. I only know how...

That was a straight wet dream

Didn’t take long to ejaculate after putting it in her pussy. If you think wet dreams define your sexuality, you are wrong. It’s just a shitty dre...

I still have internet

Apparently Comcast doesn’t shut your prepaid internet off after it expires. Either that, or I have free internet. I want the cheap $10 low income inter...

Goodbye Ruby

Got two ten day notices. I could try keeping her, but they might just remove the dog if she bites any other creatures again. She isn’t going back to Ju...

Past life regression hypnoses

Do you know any honest hypnoses? That is they don’t inject lies into your brain. That might confirm reincarnation. Unless you are a new consciousness s...

Is he still learning as well?

The guy at the dentist, I said it was faster than the dentist at the school, and he said the obvious “They are still learning”. Instead of saying...

Internet still works

It expired today. How long till they shut it off? Guess I’ll see what the low income internet says, maybe since it’s expired, it’ll let me ...

Almost a dog fight

Somebody’s door was open when I took Ruby outside. Their dog came out, and they were growling at each other. One of the guys, claims the dog opened the...

That's a horrible story

I think a cow, was left alive while being mutilated. The cow dug a hole with their head while suffering horribly. Not a story you want to hear. What was the ...

What kind of bug was that?

Tiny, they were crawling on my monitor, squished em with my finger. Just red on my finger, probably blood. You’d need a magnifying glass to see that bu...

Why is that inappropriate?

Dating your future caregiver? If you are already married, she can be your caregiver. So what’s wrong with picking a caregiver around the same age, that...

Apple Watch Series 6

Got my new watch today, it must have came completely dead. It wouldn’t turn on. It’s on the charger, didn’t try turning it on again yet. Ca...

Itchy

Got my second vaccine shot. Now my arm is itchy where they injected it. She said my arm is probably going to swell up. I’ll pass on taking anything. No...

She has an anger problem

Getting mad at me, for pretty much no reason. She thinks I’m going to continue talking to her while she’s pissed. Nope. I’ll hangup the pho...

Republicans only care about power

That’s why they like Trump. He gets them votes. Vote for republicans, and Keep America Stupid. Keep watching your Fake News, aka Fox News. How do peopl...

If she has a Pogo stick

You can say “Hot damn diggity, she’s got the biggest cock in town!”. Is it digity or diggity? Both spelled wrong according to Firefox. I...

Ruby is too hot to go potty

She didn’t want to be outside. No wonder she wasn’t coming out of her kennel like she usually does when getting ready to go outside. Took more wo...

Another wet dream

Yes she had a dick. She was sucking mine. I was sucking hers as well. Maybe I’ll have a wet dream everyday now. That’s what I get for not masturb...

Ruby might need a muzzle

She freaks out when she sees the first dog she bit and hurt. The office lady came out in the hall, when she was barking. She didn’t say anything, as th...

Need a new caregiver

She’s quitting, or can only do 10 hours a month. There’s some site supposedly that you can find a caregiver on. Do they have photos? Find the mos...