Conservatives are liars
They will say they are vaccinated, when they aren’t. Just ask them a Trump question, if they answer how a Trump supporter would, they aren’t vacc...
A console offers a 100% better gaming experience then a shitty Intel laptop
You get to play on a big screen. And Intel video blows ass. What’s the point in saying Intel laptops are 100% better than Macs for games? You can blame...
Why is she mad at me?
Not my fault the dogs don’t get along. I didn’t say she couldn’t eat dinner. That’s her choice. Remember, this dog, wasn’t my i...
I finally got to the first chapter in Making Contact: Preparing for the New Realities of Extraterrestrial Existence
The Intro or whatever is long as fuck, over 30 pages. Or at least I’ve “read” over thirty pages. Should be five pages max. You probably don...
They think a Fitbit is better than an Apple Watch Series 6
Can they put apps on their Fitbit? Does it have a blood oxygen sensor? Then you have the Google lover saying their Pixel phone is superior. Because they can ...
Prepaid internet expires on the 3rd
How long till they shut it off? I want to try getting the $10 a month low income internet. I don’t care what speed I get. That’s better than $45 ...
That was a wet dream
Kind of an odd dream, the dick wasn’t attached to anything. Didn’t know dicks could move themselves. And that ass didn’t look like mine. Ma...
Bodhi liked that
Ruby was outside, and she let Bodhi be leash free inside, not in his kennel. He sat in front of me, and was leaning on me. Almost sitting on my foot. I might...
I don't think she'd enjoy giving me head
Unless I wash my dick right before she does. She claims she isn’t a slut. But she’s posting on a personal site to give head to a stranger. Somebo...
Making Contact: Preparing for the New Realities of Extraterrestrial Existence
Bought the Kindle book today. Didn’t start reading it yet, will later most likely. Says it’ll only take around two hours to read. Must be shorter...
If God just wanted us to be happy
They have nothing against anal sex. If it makes you happy. How did marriage required get in religion? And how did gay being a sin get in religion? Not the wo...
Mold
Only get that on my right toe. The easiest way to get rid of it, is by trimming the toenail. Otherwise, you need a nail scrubber. Why doesn’t my left ...
Mac mini rebooted itself
Said there was a problem and it rebooted. Don’t ask me when, or why. After clicking report, the info it has about the crash, looks like gibberish. Mayb...
She's getting a 65" Vizio
I think it’s the mid range model, the cheap one in my series is sold out. So her TV will have a better picture than mine. Hopefully it doesn’t ma...
Finally finished the book
I can buy a new book now. Maybe tomorrow. I got to use the Mac mini, it has software on it, to remove DRM from Kindle books. I might be too lazy to put it on...
Ruby got loose
She let her inside, not on a leash, and the front door was open. I only got her, because there was a fence blocking her. She had nowhere else to go. Poor Bod...
Kaiser's WA site blows ass
Try logging in, it doesn’t work. The form points to the wrong location, so it says it can’t find the account or something. They hire shit web dev...
No second dose for me
She filled out the form, then we went to the arena. On the door, it says they aren’t open today or on June 1st. Yet they scheduled me for today. I prob...
iPad Pro or Apple Watch Series 6?
The watch is cheaper. I might be able to sell my Apple Watch SE for $150, so that makes the new watch even cheaper. The red one is $329 on Amazon. Oh and I d...
Two women in that dream
I was holding both of their hands, one trans, and one cis. We were butt naked as well. I was going to record a video, but couldn’t find the camera in t...
Satanism isn't exactly about the devil
It’s about not having to follow strict religious rules. There’s an episode of Forbidden History about it. Glad I don’t belong to any religi...
She got a smaller yard
Not sure why she wanted that house. A bunch of stuff is broken as well. Could be bigger. Might just be a different layout. Ruby didn’t like it there. S...
Printer still works
Apparently Firefox can’t print, not the Flatpak version. I saved as a PDF, and printed from something else. It’s an ancient printer. It’s a...
Oops, clicked the wrong link
Some 60 year old. At least there’s no image, and I had images disabled. Meant to click the ad under it. I don’t meet her requirements, the fit on...
Shit probably doesn't deter people from dumpster diving either
A lady that used to live here, said she cleans everything she takes out of the dumpster, with bleach or something. Not sure that’ll kill bedbugs, proba...
Anybody want to make a porno with me?
All women are welcome, including those with Pogo sticks. It probably won’t be published. I need to use the light I bought for taking videos. She’...
They might as well believe the sky isn't blue
If they don’t believe the virus is real. If everybody in America thought that, there would be no more America. We’d all be dead, and we wouldn...
Finally finished that long ass chapter
In the book The Allagash Abductions: Undeniable Evidence of Alien Intervention. Am I on the last chapter now? Almost 90% done with the book. Says around an h...
Good luck picking most of that up
Soft poop. I smeared most of it. She might not have gotten enough of the medicine. Might need another poop sample. To find out if she still has it.
DroidCam doesn't do USB in macOS
There’s a OBS plugin, but it doesn’t do USB, at least not in macOS. OBS has a Virtual Camera function now. OBS Studio in Linux doesn’t do v...
Can't use my wireless earbuds with video appointments in Safari on an iPad
It’ll keep reloading, trying to get permission to use the camera. Eventually, the headphone icon will go away. Those aren’t the Amazon earbuds, t...
What USB issues?
There’s a new bios, that isn’t beta, for my MSI motherboard, if you lookup the “ComboAM4PIV2 1.2.0.2”, the internet says it’s f...
Surprised Hitler had a dog
Apparently dogs will like evil people as well. He had a wife as well. He went to South America, get over it. Your history is wrong. Watch Hunting Hitler, and...
People and/or bots from Vancouver, WA like calling me
I don’t live there, or know anybody there, so call somebody else. Probably calling the T-Mobile number. It started after porting the number from prepai...
So is Biomutant worth $60 or not?
It might depend on if you want to actually play it. If you just want to run around, and look at it, it might be worth money. It depends which review you read...
If you make the right noise, Ruby comes running to you, and jumps on you
Farm animal noises seem to do it. She supposedly came from a farm. Not exactly teaching her not to jump on you. I was trying to get her all the way in my lap.
You don't see that everyday
Two women holding hands while walking down the street. You know what you don’t hear everyday? Some creep saying your dog is sexy. Then saying, they lik...
Would have had more luck walking Ruby earlier
Was going to take her on a little walk, but there’s too many fucking people outside. She doesn’t like a ton of activities outside. I might try ag...
I like my Vizio TV now
Is the picture as good as the expensive defective TCL I had? Who knows. But being farther away from the bigger Vizio helps. The living room was rearranged. A...
Skinwalker Ranch
That show is always interesting. Weird shit happens there. Somebody had a story about seeing a Skinwalker. They found human prints in the snow, then it turne...
Supposedly the dog Ruby bit needed stitches
Is that a rumor or true? If true, I owe money now. Not exactly what I had in mind of paying for. I was going to buy an iPad next month. That might have to wa...
Linux 5.14 To Allow Hot Unplug Of AMD Radeon GPUs
It’s about time. I don’t have a Windows license anymore though. And I might have to remove the PSU to plug more modular cables into it. Well, I m...
How did that happen?
The remote setting was off on my Xbox Series S. So I had to use the controller to type my password to get into the remote settings. I use that for typing on ...
Is that gay, straight, or bi?
Getting off to a post on the personal site by a non binary person with a pussy. No images, just text. My dick got hard, then I went in the bathroom, which di...
Philo is increasing the price again
I get to keep my $16 per month price, as long as I don’t cancel or upgrade the plan. It’ll cost $25 per month in June or was it July? Starting J...
Biomutant
It’s a last gen title. No next gen version. Nobody appears to have tried it with Proton yet, for the Windows version. Shouldn’t the game cost les...
Jesus might not of existed
The only proof that he did, is a fake shroud. Watch the Forbidden History episode about it. The carbon dating tells you everything. I skipped ahead to the ne...
Harry Ass
I should change my name to that. You might limit the women you can date though. Not all will like your name. Some will think it’s hilarious, and they p...
Better picture of Ruby
Photo Better as in not taken with a phone. Taken with a real camera. With my trusty 17mm Laowa manual lens. I don’t know what the aperture was. She lik...
Ruby is being lazy today
Probably the weather, it’s windy as fuck. No walk yet today, might not go on one. That is a longer walk. The wind a while ago, was powerful enough to k...
Free SX OS
Here you go, you can create your own license. I might have paid for SX OS a long time ago, but don’t use it anymore. I use Atmosphere now.
Bowels might be messed up
Might have been runny last night. This morning, my stomach has been hurting, after going. Might need to go again already. Maybe I got the parasite. Or the di...
Lots of Apple updates today
The only reason I’m using the Mac mini right now. It won’t update unless you click a button after it downloads. My grandpa doesn’t have an ...
She's still pissed
I sent her a text, and she didn’t say anything back. I told her Ruby likes grandpa. She didn’t send any photos to me either. Or tell me she got t...
Ruby likes my grandpa
Before he got all the way outside, Ruby was jumping up. She does have a serious jumping problem, she wouldn’t stop jumping on him. Their dog didn’...
If you know nothing about antenna couplers
It might not work as intended. Apparently one antenna can cancel the other antenna’s signal. I need to figure out why my symbol quality on Fox goes dow...
If I get a drug urine test
Instead of peeing in the container, I’ll shit. That’s what I think about a drug test. It’ll be overflowing with shit. They’ll say I&#...
That might have been a wet dream
Hard to tell, thanks to the color of my boxers. It felt like it was though. Yes, she had a pogo stick. It was an instant wet dream. Apparently after I got of...
Ruby is done with her medicine
Who knows if she got enough of it. I messed up at first, till the last one. I figured out how to mix it, you have to mix the stuff that falls to the bottom o...
Suspicious van in the parking lot
They might be living in the van, and it’s parked in the parking lot. They did leave a thing on everybody’s door saying guests can’t park in...
Ruby might get herself evicted
She bit another dog on the leg. Not sure she hurt them. She might have been trying to play. I wasn’t paying complete attention. As usual. She did do a ...
Ruby will play how she does with other dogs with humans as well
Put your fists up and act like you are going to box her. Then she goes nuts, jumps on you, bites your clothes. I might get holes in my pants if I do that too...
I wouldn't recommend making yourself depressed
Apparently, your own actions, can make you depressed. It’s not the first time, so I still haven’t learned anything. Or maybe the unwanted thought...
PayPal is busted
Tried removing an address, that I won’t know who lives there in the future. Says you have to contact support. Apparently you can’t remove invalid...
The dog was pacing
I threw her toy and she went in her kennel with it. Closed the kennel, so I don’t have to watch her pace. It’s annoying. I took her outside, she ...
That's more than five days
She decided to move, so she isn’t picking me up the day after she gets back either. She is basically moving to move. Considering the house isn’t ...
Chia
That is easier to mine than Bitcoin. Well, I mean way cheaper. You just need a fast NVMe SSD and a bigger mechanical drive. No point in RAID for the mechanic...
Switch is updated
Updated the CFW and the emuMMC firmware. The first attempt didn’t work, it got an error when loading. Deleted the Atmosphere folder, and also updated H...
Losing Tonka was like losing a kid or a wife
I’ll probably cry about her being dead, till I’m dead. Ruby isn’t like her at all. I should have taken Tonka on more walks, and I should ha...
Talking to her ex is like talking to a brick wall
Don’t worry, I won’t ever say another word to him. He may say hello to me, but I’ll completely ignore him. If you act like people aren̵...
Why is the Google Voice app so fucking slow in iOS?
Probably intentionally made that way by Google. You can probably use Google Voice in a browser, and it’ll probably be way faster. I tend to have to com...
Good job Ruby
Another dog was coming out when I was going in, their dog was freaking out. Then he picked their dog up, and tried having them greet each other. His dog migh...
If there's interference, one antenna might work better
The combiner might amplify the interference. If you insist on two antennas, and there’s interference, that’ll be $40 for two LTE filters, you nee...
Did she say "All right, whatever"?
Didn’t hear what she said before that. If it was something about letting Ruby play with her dog, that probably isn’t a good idea, for many reason...
That was a wet dream
They were supposed to be trans. She put a condom on me, to prevent me from cumming, it didn’t work. Or was that piss that came out? There’s a 50 ...
That was a waste of almost $30
Ruby chewed her new dog crate mat up already. Must have done it while I was sleeping.
That's what I was going to try
Using an adapter, and plugging a USB Ethernet adapter into my iPad. There’s a dock for the new iPad Pros that has Ethernet. I want to see if any of my ...
Ruby will take me places
If she’s sniffing, she’ll guide me somewhere. I’d expect a hound dog to do that. I’d probably go to some odd places if she was a houn...
Not sure what's worse, reincarnation, or ceasing to exist
Both are about the same. You don’t generally remember previous lives. Some people do somehow, but they usually forget when they get older. My previous ...
Why does my Apple Watch keep speaking the time?
That’s a good question. Happens when I go outside. On another note, Ruby eats canned dog food. I gave her the medicine she needs for five days. You spr...
That was a nasty fart
I should probably take a dump, but I’m watching Earthfiles. I could take the iPad into the bathroom. After I’m done shitting, the iPad won’...
Did you see the new Josh Gates Tonight and Expedition X?
You can watch it early if you have Discovery+. Assuming those shows are on tonight, Wednesday. I don’t have my own Discovery+, I use somebody else̵...
She probably doesn't believe Aliens exist either
Her God might as well not exist either. You aren’t very smart if you think in a massive universe, we are the only life that exists. Everybody will find...
That link is a lie
Says you don’t need an app to do it, they mention an app, that isn’t included in macOS. So they are a liar. Something about custom HiDPI resoluti...
That's why I didn't want a puppy
They require more attention than Tonka did. Tonka preferred to do her own thing. If you let Ruby do her own thing, she chews stuff up. I’m not exactly ...
Ruby has a parasite
The one you get from drinking dirty water. I could get it, but that’s rare. Good thing we got the poop sample. Otherwise all the dogs would get it. We ...
That isn't one of my passwords anymore
Unless it’s something I don’t use anymore. All my passwords are random. There’s a spam email that says they know one of my passwords. Probl...
Reviews that say you have to enable location tracking with the Amazon Echo Buds is 100% false
Over 100 people found that review helpful. My Echo Buds work fine with skipping the location tracking. Not sure you have to use the Alexa app either. It̵...
That might make my CPU cooler
Changing the voltage to 1.2v instead of auto, and changing the frequency to 4.5 GHz. That’ll also make it slower. I think it goes over 4.5 GHz. One sen...
Damn dog
Was watching TV last night, so not paying full attention to her. She chewed my other pillow up. At least, I can still use it. Now I need to buy two new pillo...
People actually like Assassin's Creed?
That game requires stealth, I know because we rented it once. If you suck at stealth, you won’t enjoy it. I don’t use stealth in any game. I run ...
She must not have heard me saying bye
Don’t count on me saying bye anymore. If you just stare at your phone, and act like somebody said nothing, they aren’t going to bother saying any...
Most of Family Guy was watchable
The ending was messed up. Is my HDHomeRun dying? Kind of pointless buying the one that can receive 4k, that isn’t available OTA where I live. The three...
They can't fix the leak
They have to replace the faucet. I gave him a bucket to put under it. So, I can keep using it, till he can replace it, I think they have to order the faucet....
What's so great about video games on a PC?
My Xbox Series S runs games better than my $900 PC. The PC has a shitty GPU, you can’t buy good GPUs anymore. $900 doesn’t include all the parts ...
Worst server ever
Nobody does events on it, that’s the only reason I play Fallout 76. Glad I didn’t waste steel on repairing the sonic generator. I was waiting for...
Leak under my kitchen sink
Found out when I changed the trash bag. The trash bags under the sink are wet, and the water ruined the box they were in. If you turn the water on, after a w...
I might need some cream for my anus
Walking is painful, when Uranus hurts. So is shitting. I could go to the doctor, but she doesn’t want to inspect my anus. Maybe get a anus transplant. ...
Ruby got a bath
She didn’t exactly like it. I had to pick her up, and put her in the tub. But she did better than I thought she would. She didn’t whine or anythi...
Sucks for those not getting the vaccine
If you are fully vaccinated, you might not need to wear a mask. The only downside is, they probably won’t be checking if you are or not. So a bunch of ...
Ouch
The dump I just took hurt my anus. Some anal lube might help. Stick that up there before you shit. If your gf asks you why you have anal lube, tell her becau...
When I'm kissing you, I fantasize you're a midget trans woman
The midget part is from a Weird Al song, I added trans woman after it. Where do you find midget trans porn? Never searched for it. If I get a midget trans gf...
Ruby doesn't like it outside in the dark
Some dick is blasting music out there. No idea where it’s coming from. She did go pee, maybe she won’t pee on my bed in the morning. Good luck ge...
Haunted
Am I supposed to believe that? She just wanted a reason why her bf crossed the center lane, and didn’t have a seat belt on, and died at the scene. If h...
Nobody is shaving their crotch in the nut house
Should this go under Nut House Stories? I guess so. They don’t give you very sharp razors, and they watch you with it. Most ladies don’t want to ...
He didn't like that?
He said some old lady raped him in some nut house. I think it was a nut house. He did tell me he’s bi, and somebody else he’s gay. I overheard so...
How to turn your Amazon Echo Buds off
Put em in the charging case. The only bummer is, if the buds aren’t 100% charged, it’ll use the case to recharge them. So if you are waiting for ...
My mom gets around 60 Mbps on 5G in the parking lot
Did I ever do a speed test outside of my apartment? If not, the signal could suck in my apartment. But if she got the same in my apartment, T-Mobile Home Int...
Is double NAT really worth it?
If I switch to T-Mobile Home Internet, I’ll get double NAT. There is no bridge mode for their router/modem. Part of the problem is, cellular is differe...
What's so bad about the Amazon Echo Buds or whatever they are called?
Yeah the bass sucks, but that’s about the only negative. There’s skip buttons to tap if you don’t want to do something when setting it up, ...
Shouldn't the old debit card be deactivated?
I got a bunch of notifications this morning on the old card, all said Mastercard and Mastercard #2, all $0 charges. Says “pending”. Shouldn’...
Lost 1.2 pounds
Not as much as I lost last week. Might be eating slightly too much. Or the weight loss is just going to be slower from now on. You should have seen the size ...
Ruby might be sleeping on my bed tonight
She’s up there right now. That didn’t take long. Well, dogs love beds. And I let them on furniture. Bodhi would do the same thing here. It would ...
Amazon earbuds might have been a bad purchase
I should get it tonight, I forgot to say something last night. Look at the bad reviews on Amazon for the new earbuds. Apparently they don’t sound good,...
Ruby is scared of my sister
She stayed in her kennel, while my sister cleaned. She’s laying in the living room now. She knows me. Good news, my Crunch candy bars didn’t get ...
I should make a Facebook account
The iOS app can’t track you without permission. So they might lose money, if I make a bogus Facebook account. If I don’t use it, they won’t...
Got a new debit card
Now I’ll be using my PayPal Key everywhere online. Getting a new card is a pain in the ass. If people would stop being thieves, I wouldn’t keep n...
Ruby doesn’t like being brushed at all
I tried brushing her and she ran into her kennel. She’s hairy like Tonka. Tonka would just lay down. Which dogs liked being brushed? Meiko? He might o...
Ruby might be potty trained
I left her out during my shower, she just laid on my bed. Didn’t chew anything up, and didn’t go potty. Well, she might have been chewing on a to...
I thought that's what she said to do?
Keep Ruby in her kennel when inside. She doesn’t want in her kennel tonight, just on my bed. I’ll be lucky if she doesn’t shit or piss on i...
More $0 charges
If it’s Walmart, it’s odd that it happened after the pending charge for the actual amount. Not to mention, the location is different. Somebody mi...
Ruby likes taking her toy on my bed
I end up having to play with her for a little while, as she won’t go in her box right away. I don’t like letting her on my bed unattended, she mi...
Ruby got scared
A Paratransit bus was out there, and backing up. The beeping scared her. She went pee, but then was pulling to come inside. She went in her kennel when we go...
How can you watch Earthfiles?
No subtitles. I could turn the volume up, I tried, but it seems as thought the remote didn’t hit the soundbar. I was reclining in my recliner. There...
That might have been a wet dream
Felt like it, but only two small wet spots on my boxers. Felt like way more came out. She was giving me a hj, I was about to finger her pussy. It happened in...
A feet fetish is kind of odd
A penis on a chick fetish makes more sense. Just like a pussy on a man would. Those are organs used in sexual acts. Well, there are feet jobs. Look at the bo...
Didn't know T-Mobile was that fast on 4G LTE
Some people get less on 5G on T-Mobile. That was by the vet, only one person can go in with the dog, so I waited in the car. Maybe nobody uses T-Mobile up t...
Apparently Border Collies eat less
They want to stay skinny, because they herd. Glad Tonka had lab in her. Easier to train a dog if they like food. I’m used to dogs that love food. I did...
I didn't call them
Yeah, I got a phone call to send to call this number to talk to somebody and I’m trying to talk to somebody but no one’s answer. When you called...
Might end up giving Ruby back
Not sure I have the will to train her. I like dogs that are already trained. Easier to throw in the towel, then train a dog. She’s wild. All she knows ...
Old vacuum cleaner works
Looks like the new filter did the trick. I should rinse out the thing where the filter goes. But I’m lazy so whoever takes it from the lobby can. They ...
You don't need to see anything to have a wet dream
I heard moaning, but couldn’t see her. I was supposed to be having sex with a trans woman. But that part of the dream was blank. Looked like a wet spot...
Amcrest is a dick
If you want firmware update emails, you get spam as well. The unsubscribe link says I’m only subscribed to firmware update news. I posted the link they...
Damn dog got me with her teeth
I was playing with her, and she accidentally got me with her tooth. Her teeth are sharp. So she broke the skin on my hand. The bandage is useless, it’s...
More crying today
Was thinking about Meiko, he might have been in my dream. Was remembering how horrible it was when he was dying, he had cancer, and couldn’t stand up b...
I doubt the majority of people here are on hard drugs
I think he’s confusing mental illness with drug use. Not the same thing at all. The current law forbids federal funded buildings from allowing pot use ...
If I get six doses of a vaccine at once
Can I skip the second shot? Somebody in some other country, possibly Italy, got six doses in one shot. She now has to get her blood checked a bunch. They are...
The Allagash Abductions: Undeniable Evidence of Alien Intervention is a good book
Think I’m 38% done with the book. I have the kindle version, I forget how many hours left, maybe six. I’m a slow reader. Hypnoses is a great tool...
Taking Ruby back now would be mean
She’s getting used to me and everything else. Ruby and Bodhi were about to fight again. I was able to go inside, I put the leash on her. Bodhi went in ...
Less pooping means you are eating less
Or your body is using the food you eat. I only seem to take two small dumps a day now. The first one is bigger, the second one is barely anything. That didn&...
Is my Family Guy recording messed up as well?
One show was fine, but The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers are messed up. Looks like the symbol quality is going really low randomly. Might need to adjust t...
There's the problem with walking a dog
Somebody might talk to you. Like the lady with a dog, who she said is friendly. She let them sniff Ruby. When they were walking by after sniffing, Ruby was j...
Isn’t that a good reason not to teach Ruby to not jump on people?
That her ex doesn’t like it. Sounds like a good reason to me. But the real reason is I like it. That’s how she gives hugs. Or that’s what m...
50 foot Ethernet cables work fine
Why are they flat though? She must of bought some kind I’ve never known about. And 50 feet is slightly too long. It’s more reliable than WiFi. So...
Has it been two months yet?
Of no porn? I got bored of porn, it’s always the same, somebody getting something in them. There’s no creativity in it. And after taking Ruby hom...
Ruby doesn't like being called a bad girl
She peed right by me in the living room. She moved the black garbage bag that was on the floor in my room to the living room, and shortly later peed on it. D...
She doesn't even want to see her kids on Mother's Day
If you don’t live at her house, she doesn’t want to see you on Mother’s Day. Why should I take her to training if I’m not going to he...
Did some crying
About Tonka. Ruby isn’t the same as she was. So, I’m going to miss Tonka till I die. If I reincarnate, I’ll have no memory of her. I might ...
Dog fights
The dogs were fine for a while, then a fight broke out. Ruby and Bodhi. My mom’s ex said we should let them duke it out. That’s a horrible idea, ...
BISSELL PowerForce Helix Bagless Upright Vacuum
Got the newest model of that vacuum cleaner, pretty sure the old one is called the same. I did buy new filters for the old one. But it won’t get here t...
Lost more weight
And that’s with eating fast food for a week for dinner. Apparently over 5,000 steps a day and eating less before bed, results in weight loss. Only lost...
Sleeping is useless
My legs don’t recover from over 5,000 steps, after sleeping. Legs are tired as soon as I wake up. My blood sugar might of crashed tonight, I wanted can...
Ruby might be getting protective already
Last night, it was dark outside, I thought she needed to go potty. Well somebody was across the street, and she was growling. She also wouldn’t continu...
Her truck is a goner?
What does that mean? That sucks, she can’t get into town now. Completely broken down.
I know why one guy isn't allowed on the property
He beat somebody up. The guy that got beat up, did he get injured? Also, not sure I believe everything the guy I was talking to said. He claims somebody̵...
Ruby is sleeping
She wouldn’t go on a walk today, she just froze when trying to take her on one. Not even 5,000 steps today. Yesterday was around 6,000 steps, if I reca...
That's a legit post?
They’d normally hold it against you for living in Spokane, and they are in Idaho. Both places believe in stupidity. Aka Trump. Somehow religious people...
It takes a wild gal to like my pubic hair
It’s all natural, no trimming or anything. How long does pubic hair get? Is it like the hair on my head? Gets longer till you cut it. You might find s...
Ruby went pee and poop this morning
She pooped two times. Luckily, we were in the yard, so I could get another bag. I’ll take two bags out from now on. She started eating more, so not sur...
Passed the two minute inspection
Seems like a waste of money sending somebody out to inspect for two minutes. They might have been inspecting other apartments as well. But still, they could ...
Her new truck is already breaking down
Are they making payments on it? She might not be able to come into town on Friday. Depends if their truck is fixed.
Ruby is recovering from surgery
And her energy level is increasing. Maybe you don’t need a full breed Border Collie to go nuts. You should have seen her running in the yard, with her ...
Toilet paper causes cancer
Trump said so himself. Shit on your ass is a lie by the toilet paper industry, there isn’t anything on Uranus after shitting. Not to mention, shitting ...
That was a straight wet dream
She was older than me. The other dreams weren’t exactly straight. Didn’t get any anxiety from any of the dreams though. That’s progress, dr...
Agitation
The dog was resisting coming inside, then agitation kicked in. Just use a coach in your head, so if you get angry thoughts, coach yourself out of it. You mig...
Amcrest ProHD 1080P WiFi Camera 2MP (1920TVL) Indoor Pan/Tilt Security Wireless IP Camera IP2M-841B (Black)
Where do you get firmware updates? Here’s the link you get after giving them your email address. I’m still waiting to get my package. She’s...
The security camera I bought requires signing up to get firmware updates
So expect spam. And their site has an annoying live chat that keeps popping up. It has ethernet, thought it was WiFi only. Does it have a web interface? If I...
Ruby is making progress
She peed outside again. Nobody was in the yard, so went in there, kept her on the leash though. I got a thing sometime ago, saying to keep your dog on a leas...
No more T-Mobile Prepaid
She ported the number to my line on her account. I might be listening to music when walking the dog soon, so I might need more data. And it’ll save me ...
Family Guy recording was broken
The symbol quality was probably randomly going to 0. I moved the antennas. It might be better now. I get channel four now, apparently I needed to move the an...
The only downside to losing 100 pounds
Assuming I do. Is more women will want you deep inside them. I don’t need or want a gf. The only friend I need is Ruby. The new security camera wonR...
If I gave Ruby back, I'd be throwing in the towel
I’d never get a dog again if I did that. She meets all my requirements. You won’t find a dog like her again. Using the kennel to potty train her ...
Stubborn dog
I was outside maybe 40 minutes, and she didn’t pee. Not sure what else I can do. There’s people in the yard, and she doesn’t usually go in ...
I might have scared Ruby by telling her no
She was about to pee on my bed again. I said no two times, didn’t think I was yelling, just talking slightly louder. Well, she ran into her kennel. She...
Why do you need your vehicle that fucking loud?
Definitely bad for the environment if it’s that loud. She said I need my window open. I’ll probably close it soon, as you can’t even hear t...
That's why you leave your dog on a fucking leash
The guy said he was sorry, sure, how about don’t let your dog off leash instead. When he got to the third floor, he let his dog off leash, his dog came...
Ruby needs to be potty trained
I’m using a kennel to do it. Somebody may have taught her incorrectly, not to go in front of people, that doesn’t work in an apartment. You take ...
Got a new toilet seat
The apartment building people wouldn’t replace it, so my mom’s bf replaced it. So assuming it doesn’t break, that won’t result in fai...
How did I hold that in?
I held an explosion in, that’s what it looked like in the crapper. Maybe I can get a job testing crappers. I’m still thirsty, but I should go to ...
Printer is plugged in
That’s the last thing that I needed to plug in. I plugged the USB into my hub, now there’s no free USB port on the hub, don’t think it̵...
Awesome
The dog’s new peeing spot is my bed. I’ll be using a sheet as a blanket tonight. Don’t feel like doing laundry. I have clean sheets. Don&rs...
No more security camera
It wouldn’t stay in position, then it came unplugged, the camera from the Raspberry Pi. Cable isn’t long enough now, the TV and the bookcase the ...
And she chewed my pillow up
Not completely, but a lot. I gave her a toy and her bone. No mad or yelling. She’s a puppy, what do you expect? She likes my bed though. Need to buy mo...
Ruby peed outside!
I wasn’t expecting her to at all. Usually, we got outside, she pees when we get back in. She was starting to go, or went a little, while walking around...
Some asshole hit Ruby
How do I know? I was apparently doing a hitting motion, while wrangling the long leash outside, she cowered down. Like she was about to get hit. In my case, ...
More dog food thrown out
I took her outside, she didn’t pee inside yet. She isn’t eating her food, not keeping it out all night. Wet dog food apparently goes bad. It̵...
Bodhi and Ruby don't know how to play
And when fights break out, neither backs down. Ruby sort of listens to me when I try and break it up. But doesn’t seem to listen to my mom. She has Bor...
She finally drank some of her water
She drank water in the yard. But she wasn’t drinking her own water. I emptied it and refilled it, just in case. She just ate some dry dog food. First s...
She peed on her dog bed
Not the potty pad. She did it as soon as we got inside. Outside for 30 minutes or longer. And she got it on her feet. There’s pee prints on her dog cr...