Conservatives are liars

They will say they are vaccinated, when they aren’t. Just ask them a Trump question, if they answer how a Trump supporter would, they aren’t vacc...

Why is she mad at me?

Not my fault the dogs don’t get along. I didn’t say she couldn’t eat dinner. That’s her choice. Remember, this dog, wasn’t my i...

Prepaid internet expires on the 3rd

How long till they shut it off? I want to try getting the $10 a month low income internet. I don’t care what speed I get. That’s better than $45 ...

That was a wet dream

Kind of an odd dream, the dick wasn’t attached to anything. Didn’t know dicks could move themselves. And that ass didn’t look like mine. Ma...

Bodhi liked that

Ruby was outside, and she let Bodhi be leash free inside, not in his kennel. He sat in front of me, and was leaning on me. Almost sitting on my foot. I might...

I don't think she'd enjoy giving me head

Unless I wash my dick right before she does. She claims she isn’t a slut. But she’s posting on a personal site to give head to a stranger. Somebo...

If God just wanted us to be happy

They have nothing against anal sex. If it makes you happy. How did marriage required get in religion? And how did gay being a sin get in religion? Not the wo...

Mold

Only get that on my right toe. The easiest way to get rid of it, is by trimming the toenail. Otherwise, you need a nail scrubber. Why doesn’t my left ...

Mac mini rebooted itself

Said there was a problem and it rebooted. Don’t ask me when, or why. After clicking report, the info it has about the crash, looks like gibberish. Mayb...

She's getting a 65" Vizio

I think it’s the mid range model, the cheap one in my series is sold out. So her TV will have a better picture than mine. Hopefully it doesn’t ma...

Finally finished the book

I can buy a new book now. Maybe tomorrow. I got to use the Mac mini, it has software on it, to remove DRM from Kindle books. I might be too lazy to put it on...

Ruby got loose

She let her inside, not on a leash, and the front door was open. I only got her, because there was a fence blocking her. She had nowhere else to go. Poor Bod...

Kaiser's WA site blows ass

Try logging in, it doesn’t work. The form points to the wrong location, so it says it can’t find the account or something. They hire shit web dev...

No second dose for me

She filled out the form, then we went to the arena. On the door, it says they aren’t open today or on June 1st. Yet they scheduled me for today. I prob...

iPad Pro or Apple Watch Series 6?

The watch is cheaper. I might be able to sell my Apple Watch SE for $150, so that makes the new watch even cheaper. The red one is $329 on Amazon. Oh and I d...

Two women in that dream

I was holding both of their hands, one trans, and one cis. We were butt naked as well. I was going to record a video, but couldn’t find the camera in t...

Satanism isn't exactly about the devil

It’s about not having to follow strict religious rules. There’s an episode of Forbidden History about it. Glad I don’t belong to any religi...

She got a smaller yard

Not sure why she wanted that house. A bunch of stuff is broken as well. Could be bigger. Might just be a different layout. Ruby didn’t like it there. S...

Printer still works

Apparently Firefox can’t print, not the Flatpak version. I saved as a PDF, and printed from something else. It’s an ancient printer. It’s a...

Oops, clicked the wrong link

Some 60 year old. At least there’s no image, and I had images disabled. Meant to click the ad under it. I don’t meet her requirements, the fit on...

Anybody want to make a porno with me?

All women are welcome, including those with Pogo sticks. It probably won’t be published. I need to use the light I bought for taking videos. She’...

Finally finished that long ass chapter

In the book The Allagash Abductions: Undeniable Evidence of Alien Intervention. Am I on the last chapter now? Almost 90% done with the book. Says around an h...

Good luck picking most of that up

Soft poop. I smeared most of it. She might not have gotten enough of the medicine. Might need another poop sample. To find out if she still has it.

DroidCam doesn't do USB in macOS

There’s a OBS plugin, but it doesn’t do USB, at least not in macOS. OBS has a Virtual Camera function now. OBS Studio in Linux doesn’t do v...

What USB issues?

There’s a new bios, that isn’t beta, for my MSI motherboard, if you lookup the “ComboAM4PIV2 1.2.0.2”, the internet says it’s f...

Surprised Hitler had a dog

Apparently dogs will like evil people as well. He had a wife as well. He went to South America, get over it. Your history is wrong. Watch Hunting Hitler, and...

So is Biomutant worth $60 or not?

It might depend on if you want to actually play it. If you just want to run around, and look at it, it might be worth money. It depends which review you read...

You don't see that everyday

Two women holding hands while walking down the street. You know what you don’t hear everyday? Some creep saying your dog is sexy. Then saying, they lik...

I like my Vizio TV now

Is the picture as good as the expensive defective TCL I had? Who knows. But being farther away from the bigger Vizio helps. The living room was rearranged. A...

Skinwalker Ranch

That show is always interesting. Weird shit happens there. Somebody had a story about seeing a Skinwalker. They found human prints in the snow, then it turne...

How did that happen?

The remote setting was off on my Xbox Series S. So I had to use the controller to type my password to get into the remote settings. I use that for typing on ...

Is that gay, straight, or bi?

Getting off to a post on the personal site by a non binary person with a pussy. No images, just text. My dick got hard, then I went in the bathroom, which di...

Philo is increasing the price again

I get to keep my $16 per month price, as long as I don’t cancel or upgrade the plan. It’ll cost $25 per month in June or was it July? Starting J...

Biomutant

It’s a last gen title. No next gen version. Nobody appears to have tried it with Proton yet, for the Windows version. Shouldn’t the game cost les...

Jesus might not of existed

The only proof that he did, is a fake shroud. Watch the Forbidden History episode about it. The carbon dating tells you everything. I skipped ahead to the ne...

Harry Ass

I should change my name to that. You might limit the women you can date though. Not all will like your name. Some will think it’s hilarious, and they p...

Better picture of Ruby

Photo Better as in not taken with a phone. Taken with a real camera. With my trusty 17mm Laowa manual lens. I don’t know what the aperture was. She lik...

Ruby is being lazy today

Probably the weather, it’s windy as fuck. No walk yet today, might not go on one. That is a longer walk. The wind a while ago, was powerful enough to k...

Free SX OS

Here you go, you can create your own license. I might have paid for SX OS a long time ago, but don’t use it anymore. I use Atmosphere now.

Bowels might be messed up

Might have been runny last night. This morning, my stomach has been hurting, after going. Might need to go again already. Maybe I got the parasite. Or the di...

Lots of Apple updates today

The only reason I’m using the Mac mini right now. It won’t update unless you click a button after it downloads. My grandpa doesn’t have an ...

She's still pissed

I sent her a text, and she didn’t say anything back. I told her Ruby likes grandpa. She didn’t send any photos to me either. Or tell me she got t...

Ruby likes my grandpa

Before he got all the way outside, Ruby was jumping up. She does have a serious jumping problem, she wouldn’t stop jumping on him. Their dog didn’...

If I get a drug urine test

Instead of peeing in the container, I’ll shit. That’s what I think about a drug test. It’ll be overflowing with shit. They’ll say I&#...

That might have been a wet dream

Hard to tell, thanks to the color of my boxers. It felt like it was though. Yes, she had a pogo stick. It was an instant wet dream. Apparently after I got of...

Ruby is done with her medicine

Who knows if she got enough of it. I messed up at first, till the last one. I figured out how to mix it, you have to mix the stuff that falls to the bottom o...

Suspicious van in the parking lot

They might be living in the van, and it’s parked in the parking lot. They did leave a thing on everybody’s door saying guests can’t park in...

Ruby might get herself evicted

She bit another dog on the leg. Not sure she hurt them. She might have been trying to play. I wasn’t paying complete attention. As usual. She did do a ...

PayPal is busted

Tried removing an address, that I won’t know who lives there in the future. Says you have to contact support. Apparently you can’t remove invalid...

The dog was pacing

I threw her toy and she went in her kennel with it. Closed the kennel, so I don’t have to watch her pace. It’s annoying. I took her outside, she ...

That's more than five days

She decided to move, so she isn’t picking me up the day after she gets back either. She is basically moving to move. Considering the house isn’t ...

Chia

That is easier to mine than Bitcoin. Well, I mean way cheaper. You just need a fast NVMe SSD and a bigger mechanical drive. No point in RAID for the mechanic...

Switch is updated

Updated the CFW and the emuMMC firmware. The first attempt didn’t work, it got an error when loading. Deleted the Atmosphere folder, and also updated H...

Good job Ruby

Another dog was coming out when I was going in, their dog was freaking out. Then he picked their dog up, and tried having them greet each other. His dog migh...

Did she say "All right, whatever"?

Didn’t hear what she said before that. If it was something about letting Ruby play with her dog, that probably isn’t a good idea, for many reason...

That was a wet dream

They were supposed to be trans. She put a condom on me, to prevent me from cumming, it didn’t work. Or was that piss that came out? There’s a 50 ...

That's what I was going to try

Using an adapter, and plugging a USB Ethernet adapter into my iPad. There’s a dock for the new iPad Pros that has Ethernet. I want to see if any of my ...

Ruby will take me places

If she’s sniffing, she’ll guide me somewhere. I’d expect a hound dog to do that. I’d probably go to some odd places if she was a houn...

That was a nasty fart

I should probably take a dump, but I’m watching Earthfiles. I could take the iPad into the bathroom. After I’m done shitting, the iPad won’...

That link is a lie

Says you don’t need an app to do it, they mention an app, that isn’t included in macOS. So they are a liar. Something about custom HiDPI resoluti...

That's why I didn't want a puppy

They require more attention than Tonka did. Tonka preferred to do her own thing. If you let Ruby do her own thing, she chews stuff up. I’m not exactly ...

Ruby has a parasite

The one you get from drinking dirty water. I could get it, but that’s rare. Good thing we got the poop sample. Otherwise all the dogs would get it. We ...

That isn't one of my passwords anymore

Unless it’s something I don’t use anymore. All my passwords are random. There’s a spam email that says they know one of my passwords. Probl...

That might make my CPU cooler

Changing the voltage to 1.2v instead of auto, and changing the frequency to 4.5 GHz. That’ll also make it slower. I think it goes over 4.5 GHz. One sen...

Damn dog

Was watching TV last night, so not paying full attention to her. She chewed my other pillow up. At least, I can still use it. Now I need to buy two new pillo...

People actually like Assassin's Creed?

That game requires stealth, I know because we rented it once. If you suck at stealth, you won’t enjoy it. I don’t use stealth in any game. I run ...

She must not have heard me saying bye

Don’t count on me saying bye anymore. If you just stare at your phone, and act like somebody said nothing, they aren’t going to bother saying any...

Most of Family Guy was watchable

The ending was messed up. Is my HDHomeRun dying? Kind of pointless buying the one that can receive 4k, that isn’t available OTA where I live. The three...

They can't fix the leak

They have to replace the faucet. I gave him a bucket to put under it. So, I can keep using it, till he can replace it, I think they have to order the faucet....

Worst server ever

Nobody does events on it, that’s the only reason I play Fallout 76. Glad I didn’t waste steel on repairing the sonic generator. I was waiting for...

Leak under my kitchen sink

Found out when I changed the trash bag. The trash bags under the sink are wet, and the water ruined the box they were in. If you turn the water on, after a w...

I might need some cream for my anus

Walking is painful, when Uranus hurts. So is shitting. I could go to the doctor, but she doesn’t want to inspect my anus. Maybe get a anus transplant. ...

Ruby got a bath

She didn’t exactly like it. I had to pick her up, and put her in the tub. But she did better than I thought she would. She didn’t whine or anythi...

Sucks for those not getting the vaccine

If you are fully vaccinated, you might not need to wear a mask. The only downside is, they probably won’t be checking if you are or not. So a bunch of ...

Ouch

The dump I just took hurt my anus. Some anal lube might help. Stick that up there before you shit. If your gf asks you why you have anal lube, tell her becau...

Ruby doesn't like it outside in the dark

Some dick is blasting music out there. No idea where it’s coming from. She did go pee, maybe she won’t pee on my bed in the morning. Good luck ge...

Haunted

Am I supposed to believe that? She just wanted a reason why her bf crossed the center lane, and didn’t have a seat belt on, and died at the scene. If h...

He didn't like that?

He said some old lady raped him in some nut house. I think it was a nut house. He did tell me he’s bi, and somebody else he’s gay. I overheard so...

How to turn your Amazon Echo Buds off

Put em in the charging case. The only bummer is, if the buds aren’t 100% charged, it’ll use the case to recharge them. So if you are waiting for ...

Is double NAT really worth it?

If I switch to T-Mobile Home Internet, I’ll get double NAT. There is no bridge mode for their router/modem. Part of the problem is, cellular is differe...

Lost 1.2 pounds

Not as much as I lost last week. Might be eating slightly too much. Or the weight loss is just going to be slower from now on. You should have seen the size ...

Ruby might be sleeping on my bed tonight

She’s up there right now. That didn’t take long. Well, dogs love beds. And I let them on furniture. Bodhi would do the same thing here. It would ...

Ruby is scared of my sister

She stayed in her kennel, while my sister cleaned. She’s laying in the living room now. She knows me. Good news, my Crunch candy bars didn’t get ...

I should make a Facebook account

The iOS app can’t track you without permission. So they might lose money, if I make a bogus Facebook account. If I don’t use it, they won’t...

Got a new debit card

Now I’ll be using my PayPal Key everywhere online. Getting a new card is a pain in the ass. If people would stop being thieves, I wouldn’t keep n...

Ruby doesn’t like being brushed at all

I tried brushing her and she ran into her kennel. She’s hairy like Tonka. Tonka would just lay down. Which dogs liked being brushed? Meiko? He might o...

Ruby might be potty trained

I left her out during my shower, she just laid on my bed. Didn’t chew anything up, and didn’t go potty. Well, she might have been chewing on a to...

I thought that's what she said to do?

Keep Ruby in her kennel when inside. She doesn’t want in her kennel tonight, just on my bed. I’ll be lucky if she doesn’t shit or piss on i...

More $0 charges

If it’s Walmart, it’s odd that it happened after the pending charge for the actual amount. Not to mention, the location is different. Somebody mi...

Ruby likes taking her toy on my bed

I end up having to play with her for a little while, as she won’t go in her box right away. I don’t like letting her on my bed unattended, she mi...

Ruby got scared

A Paratransit bus was out there, and backing up. The beeping scared her. She went pee, but then was pulling to come inside. She went in her kennel when we go...

How can you watch Earthfiles?

No subtitles. I could turn the volume up, I tried, but it seems as thought the remote didn’t hit the soundbar. I was reclining in my recliner. There...

That might have been a wet dream

Felt like it, but only two small wet spots on my boxers. Felt like way more came out. She was giving me a hj, I was about to finger her pussy. It happened in...

A feet fetish is kind of odd

A penis on a chick fetish makes more sense. Just like a pussy on a man would. Those are organs used in sexual acts. Well, there are feet jobs. Look at the bo...

Apparently Border Collies eat less

They want to stay skinny, because they herd. Glad Tonka had lab in her. Easier to train a dog if they like food. I’m used to dogs that love food. I did...

I didn't call them

Yeah, I got a phone call to send to call this number to talk to somebody and I’m trying to talk to somebody but no one’s answer. When you called...

Might end up giving Ruby back

Not sure I have the will to train her. I like dogs that are already trained. Easier to throw in the towel, then train a dog. She’s wild. All she knows ...

Old vacuum cleaner works

Looks like the new filter did the trick. I should rinse out the thing where the filter goes. But I’m lazy so whoever takes it from the lobby can. They ...

Amcrest is a dick

If you want firmware update emails, you get spam as well. The unsubscribe link says I’m only subscribed to firmware update news. I posted the link they...

Damn dog got me with her teeth

I was playing with her, and she accidentally got me with her tooth. Her teeth are sharp. So she broke the skin on my hand. The bandage is useless, it’s...

More crying today

Was thinking about Meiko, he might have been in my dream. Was remembering how horrible it was when he was dying, he had cancer, and couldn’t stand up b...

If I get six doses of a vaccine at once

Can I skip the second shot? Somebody in some other country, possibly Italy, got six doses in one shot. She now has to get her blood checked a bunch. They are...

Taking Ruby back now would be mean

She’s getting used to me and everything else. Ruby and Bodhi were about to fight again. I was able to go inside, I put the leash on her. Bodhi went in ...

Less pooping means you are eating less

Or your body is using the food you eat. I only seem to take two small dumps a day now. The first one is bigger, the second one is barely anything. That didn&...

There's the problem with walking a dog

Somebody might talk to you. Like the lady with a dog, who she said is friendly. She let them sniff Ruby. When they were walking by after sniffing, Ruby was j...

50 foot Ethernet cables work fine

Why are they flat though? She must of bought some kind I’ve never known about. And 50 feet is slightly too long. It’s more reliable than WiFi. So...

Has it been two months yet?

Of no porn? I got bored of porn, it’s always the same, somebody getting something in them. There’s no creativity in it. And after taking Ruby hom...

Ruby doesn't like being called a bad girl

She peed right by me in the living room. She moved the black garbage bag that was on the floor in my room to the living room, and shortly later peed on it. D...

Did some crying

About Tonka. Ruby isn’t the same as she was. So, I’m going to miss Tonka till I die. If I reincarnate, I’ll have no memory of her. I might ...

Dog fights

The dogs were fine for a while, then a fight broke out. Ruby and Bodhi. My mom’s ex said we should let them duke it out. That’s a horrible idea, ...

Lost more weight

And that’s with eating fast food for a week for dinner. Apparently over 5,000 steps a day and eating less before bed, results in weight loss. Only lost...

Sleeping is useless

My legs don’t recover from over 5,000 steps, after sleeping. Legs are tired as soon as I wake up. My blood sugar might of crashed tonight, I wanted can...

Ruby might be getting protective already

Last night, it was dark outside, I thought she needed to go potty. Well somebody was across the street, and she was growling. She also wouldn’t continu...

Her truck is a goner?

What does that mean? That sucks, she can’t get into town now. Completely broken down.

Ruby is sleeping

She wouldn’t go on a walk today, she just froze when trying to take her on one. Not even 5,000 steps today. Yesterday was around 6,000 steps, if I reca...

That's a legit post?

They’d normally hold it against you for living in Spokane, and they are in Idaho. Both places believe in stupidity. Aka Trump. Somehow religious people...

It takes a wild gal to like my pubic hair

It’s all natural, no trimming or anything. How long does pubic hair get? Is it like the hair on my head? Gets longer till you cut it. You might find s...

Ruby went pee and poop this morning

She pooped two times. Luckily, we were in the yard, so I could get another bag. I’ll take two bags out from now on. She started eating more, so not sur...

Passed the two minute inspection

Seems like a waste of money sending somebody out to inspect for two minutes. They might have been inspecting other apartments as well. But still, they could ...

Ruby is recovering from surgery

And her energy level is increasing. Maybe you don’t need a full breed Border Collie to go nuts. You should have seen her running in the yard, with her ...

Toilet paper causes cancer

Trump said so himself. Shit on your ass is a lie by the toilet paper industry, there isn’t anything on Uranus after shitting. Not to mention, shitting ...

That was a straight wet dream

She was older than me. The other dreams weren’t exactly straight. Didn’t get any anxiety from any of the dreams though. That’s progress, dr...

Agitation

The dog was resisting coming inside, then agitation kicked in. Just use a coach in your head, so if you get angry thoughts, coach yourself out of it. You mig...

Ruby is making progress

She peed outside again. Nobody was in the yard, so went in there, kept her on the leash though. I got a thing sometime ago, saying to keep your dog on a leas...

No more T-Mobile Prepaid

She ported the number to my line on her account. I might be listening to music when walking the dog soon, so I might need more data. And it’ll save me ...

Family Guy recording was broken

The symbol quality was probably randomly going to 0. I moved the antennas. It might be better now. I get channel four now, apparently I needed to move the an...

The only downside to losing 100 pounds

Assuming I do. Is more women will want you deep inside them. I don’t need or want a gf. The only friend I need is Ruby. The new security camera wonR...

Stubborn dog

I was outside maybe 40 minutes, and she didn’t pee. Not sure what else I can do. There’s people in the yard, and she doesn’t usually go in ...

Ruby needs to be potty trained

I’m using a kennel to do it. Somebody may have taught her incorrectly, not to go in front of people, that doesn’t work in an apartment. You take ...

Got a new toilet seat

The apartment building people wouldn’t replace it, so my mom’s bf replaced it. So assuming it doesn’t break, that won’t result in fai...

How did I hold that in?

I held an explosion in, that’s what it looked like in the crapper. Maybe I can get a job testing crappers. I’m still thirsty, but I should go to ...

Printer is plugged in

That’s the last thing that I needed to plug in. I plugged the USB into my hub, now there’s no free USB port on the hub, don’t think it̵...

Awesome

The dog’s new peeing spot is my bed. I’ll be using a sheet as a blanket tonight. Don’t feel like doing laundry. I have clean sheets. Don&rs...

No more security camera

It wouldn’t stay in position, then it came unplugged, the camera from the Raspberry Pi. Cable isn’t long enough now, the TV and the bookcase the ...

And she chewed my pillow up

Not completely, but a lot. I gave her a toy and her bone. No mad or yelling. She’s a puppy, what do you expect? She likes my bed though. Need to buy mo...

Ruby peed outside!

I wasn’t expecting her to at all. Usually, we got outside, she pees when we get back in. She was starting to go, or went a little, while walking around...

Some asshole hit Ruby

How do I know? I was apparently doing a hitting motion, while wrangling the long leash outside, she cowered down. Like she was about to get hit. In my case, ...

More dog food thrown out

I took her outside, she didn’t pee inside yet. She isn’t eating her food, not keeping it out all night. Wet dog food apparently goes bad. It̵...

Bodhi and Ruby don't know how to play

And when fights break out, neither backs down. Ruby sort of listens to me when I try and break it up. But doesn’t seem to listen to my mom. She has Bor...

She finally drank some of her water

She drank water in the yard. But she wasn’t drinking her own water. I emptied it and refilled it, just in case. She just ate some dry dog food. First s...

She peed on her dog bed

Not the potty pad. She did it as soon as we got inside. Outside for 30 minutes or longer. And she got it on her feet. There’s pee prints on her dog cr...