That barking might have woke Ruby up
Some dog barking their little ass off. Or was it some other dog? Who knows, I heard a loud bark. And she came over to me. She’s up again. Damn dog bark...
Ruby is hairy like Tonka as well
She said she will shed a lot. I like hairy dogs. I probably intentionally get hairy dogs. My subconscious makes me get hairy dogs. What is a subconscious tho...
Don't know anybody in Olympia, WA
So they have the wrong number. No voicemail left, not surprising, probably a bot and/or spammer/scammer.
Bodhi will protect Lilly
I was right, if she moved out to the country, and she put Bodhi out with Lilly, he’d protect her from coyotes. When Ruby tries playing with Lilly, Bodh...
A psychic connection?
When I was sleeping, I could feel the anxiety Ruby was feeling, it was horrible. It could have been a dream or something, I think the anxiety was the new pla...
She’s pooped
Just like me. I bought another kennel for her house. All she did was pee on the blanket in it. Didn’t actually lay down. Kept trying to play with Lilly...
Well, the jokes on me
Ruby didn’t want to come inside, I was out there for 30 minutes or more. I had to drag her in, she went pee on the carpet when we got in. No wonder she...
Ruby might already be learning her name
She looks at me more when talking to her now. Seems like she moves her eyes to look at me when I say her name as well. Well it might not be hard to teach a d...
Ruby is home
I think they did the surgery yesterday. Nobody was expecting for her to be ready today. So we didn’t have time to rearrange my living room. The big dog...
Nice sized morning dump
I woke up around 8 AM to shit. Might have been the biggest dump I’ve taken lately. Does that mean only one dump today?
That's not a bad idea
Get a crush on somebody on TV, that way you never have to date them. They are way out of your league. They’d just laugh at you, and not talk to you. I ...
Glad I don't use the Channels DVR Raspberry Pi OS
You might have a problem like this. Part of the problem is they are using a FAT drive. I use ext4. And the official Raspberry Pi OS, that I installed Channel...
What do the Aliens use the gel for?
No subtitles on live YouToot streams, so I couldn’t hear every word. With enough Zyprexa, you can’t keep up with anything. Or maybe losing your d...
That dump might have been runny
Might have been both. Looks like the granola bars kicked in finally.
That was good
A breakfast burrito from Taco Time, the ultimate burrito. There was a slight line behind us. Probably not the best time to order a breakfast burrito. But the...
Might have no toilet seat soon
Another screw fell out. You probably have to completely remove it to get the screw. I could tell the office, but they won’t fix it. My back hit it, the...
I was thinking about Tonka in my dream
Woke up depressed as well. It was a little before 9 AM when I woke up. Was I crying in my sleep as well? Probably.
Speaking of the word shemale
My doctor is clueless. He uses the word shemale. If he had a trans client, and he called them that, they’d be pissed. I don’t generally use that ...
There was an Earthfiles last Wednesday
YouToot is super slow at showing it, so I thought there wasn’t one. I was looking at YouToot yesterday, and saw a new Earthfiles. Apparently after the ...
She doesn't understand mental illness
She basically told me I’m in control of OCD. The doctor and counselor might disagree. That’s the problem with people, they are clueless. She can ...
What's slang for trans men?
I’ve never intentionally looked at trans man porn. So I don’t know the slang. Somebody needs to troll the fool on Craigslist, saying you are a fe...
Ouch
I just took a painful dump. Something hurt when pushing it out, not sure what. Shit didn’t exactly want to come out. Left a nasty mess on my anus as we...
What happens if you don't get your second vaccine shot?
You might catch COVID and die. The same might happen if you get the shot as well. It doesn’t prevent it in all people. So getting the shot, is kind of ...
Getting a dog wasn't my idea
And the dog they adopted is scared of me. Doesn’t make a lot of sense to take a dog that is scared of me home. In other words, they adopted a dog for t...
That doesn't make sense
If you have somebody’s email, why sign them up for some social site? When you could email them. That happened a while ago, I might know who did it. It ...
Hiya is useless for neighbor spoofing
It doesn’t block it, just says potential spoofing under the number. Maybe if you pay it blocks it. Not paying to block neighbor spoofing. I could add e...
Lies
Discovery+ has old episodes for Portals to Hell. Yet, they added them recently. The first one I tried watching I remembered. Not sure I remember the asylum o...
Searching is once again useless
Trying to find an app that is records audio, and is voice activated, but ignores snoring. DuckDuckGo searched for the opposite of what I searched for, if it&...
Why don't they wear masks on Discovery channels?
It seems like every show I watch on a Discovery owned channel, they don’t wear masks. Either it took a long ass time to air the episodes, or they don&#...
Lots of Apple updates today
I was going to use my Mac mini, but it’s still updating. It would be done, if it rebooted itself while I was in the shower, instead it required me to c...
If you buy a console to play on a monitor
Just buy a PC, you’ll be happier. If a big TV isn’t satisfying, just get a PC. And a small probably shitty monitor to go with it. My monitor wasn...
Is Portals to Hell only on Discovery+ now?
Maybe, there’s a bunch of new episodes on it. Sucks for those with cable TV, you now need to pay $5 a month to watch it. Not like you are missing much,...
She says I don't have to take the dog home
She meets all my requirements. She has Border Collie in her, she is a she. Appears to like being close to people. The only negative is she’s nervous. S...
She's wrong
She tried convincing me to get the vaccine by saying I can give a young baby or old lady the virus. You might still be able to give a young baby or old lady ...
The first time I woke up it was before 5 AM
Had to shit, some of it felt runny as well. Thought it might have been the vaccine, but I haven’t needed to really shit again. I thought in bed I neede...
Why did she find me a dog?
If she doesn’t think I need a dog? The counselor thinks I do. She clearly doesn’t understand what Tonka meant to me. No idea why she has a dog ei...
Those papers would piss my sister off
Info about the vaccine, the one that starts with an M. I got my first shot, after reading the papers they gave me, I’m not sure what the point is. It m...
The dog is still scared of me
She likes women though. So they found me a dog that doesn’t like men, not sure how that’s helpful. She was doing a full tail wagging to my mom. T...
I like stubborn dogs
Probably because I’m stubborn as well. The dog is stubborn, it was hard for the lady to get her inside. You’ll know her name when I take her home...
You don't find that funny?
When a low level in Fallout 76 uses your crafting stations in your CAMP. If they are over level 50, I’ll be wondering why they don’t have a CAMP....
Met the dog she adopted
But she was wary of me. She only let me pet her once. Then she was mostly patrolling the fence. Looking for a way out. My nephew went as well, and when he tr...
Did somebody say pre op trans man?
They still have tits, I assume, didn’t look at the pictures. Do they have facial hair? That might be a turn off. Then again, I might just consider them...
They found a dog
She is a border collie mix. The other breed starts with an a I think. She’s not a good farm dog. She wants to be a pet. Well I might end up with a dog...
That was a painful dump
Some rocks came out. Painful rocks. Not sure I finished wiping, looked like I was done, but just felt an itch or something. Wiping Uranus is a never ending b...
I might know why I can't change my display name on Bethesda's site
It has crap in it. Instead of saying it isn’t allowed, it uses some lame wording. I don’t want any other name, so I’ll probably leave it as...
To pay the hosting bill or not
I said I was going to cancel it. So, I’ll either be a liar, or not. I’m not making money, so it might be worth cancelling. Free hosting doesnR...
If you make a milkshake with slightly melted ice cream
It doesn’t take long, and you have to turn the blender off manually, it’ll make a loud noise. Probably the blades hitting plastic or something. T...
She's out of my league and obsessed with somebody else
The lady on Expedition X is out of my league. She might be single though. She’d read this blog and say no. Unless, she likes insane men. She probably d...
"You owe us every dime you've made"
If an Apple executive really said that, they are greedy assholes. With that thinking, the government should punish Apple. Force them to allow users to instal...
No Earthfiles today apparently
Just checked, no new video on their YouToot today. How are you supposed to know what Wednesdays she isn’t live? Should be over by now, but there’...
Some rocks came out
That wasn’t a pretty dump. Somebody might say something is wrong with you, if they saw it. Probably not enough fiber. What I ate for lunch, might of go...
Bummer
The one shot vaccine probably wouldn’t give me a stroke. Apparently only women had strokes from it. I was looking to move into a retirement nursing hom...
Humans forget, divine forgive, might be true
Don’t know about the divine part. But I was conscious while sleeping, and I was trying to remember the thoughts I think about multiple times a day. Cou...
Almost 10 hours left of my book
Didn’t notice it says the amount of time you have left on the Kindle when reading a book. I think that chapter took me over an hour. On another note, i...
Engraving might destroy the resale value of your iDevice
That would be a bummer for a thief. Include your name and number on the back. Maybe a message saying you don’t pawn stuff. Or make it inappropriate, so...
Are they going to send that everyday?
Telling me I’m eligible to get the vaccine? I don’t recall asking for them to text me. Not even sure I gave them my number. Other people might ha...
AirTags are useless
If you have an iPhone SE 2nd gen. You need a more expensive phone to get the Ultra Wideband support. Also too expensive, I need one for everything I own, and...
Assburgers Supreme
Open a restaurant called that, the specialty will be lettuce. You get extra lettuce if you say no lettuce. The employees will be ordered to not wash their ha...
Did you hear about the guy that blew two people up in Utah?
He might have zero remorse as well. He got life in prison. Watching TV is semi useless, I can’t keep up with every word they say, so I have to rewind i...
"You Are An IBM Employee 100% Of The Time"
That’s legal? Saying they can’t do whatever they want with their own personal email in their own free time? Source
There's a new Apple TV
I should buy it, cheaper than an iPad Pro. But the iPad Pro has the same CPU as my Mac mini, meaning it’s like a laptop now. With Thunderbolt. The one ...
That'll knock your fingers out
On my left hand, my pinky, and the finger by it, fell a sleep. While reading a book on my Kindle. Says 11%, I assume 11% done. I finished a chapter. Lazy fin...
If I get diabetes, I'll be moving
To a nursing home, so they can give me my medicine. I won’t remember to manage it. Maybe they’ll increase my Zpyrexa as well. A nursing home is b...
Nice, you might be able to change your Fallout 76 name
If this works for Fallout 76. Edit your account, and change the display name. Nobody will know who I am, if I change it. After logging in, I got an Internal ...
Might be a residual haunting
Hearing somebody get on my bed randomly, might not actually be currently happening. Or somebody in the building is making it sound like somebody is getting o...
Discovery+ might be better than Apple TV+
More shows on Discovery+. If you haven’t seen very many episodes of the hoarding show, Discovery+ has it. She might have been watching old episodes, bu...
I should buy the Amazon earbuds
They have some features that the more expensive AirPods have. Problem is, you have to pre order it to get it for $100. Who knows if she’ll still be liv...
No socializing online for me
My character was in bed in Fallout 76, to get an XP boost. And two other characters came to my CAMP. With some kind of mask on, crouched, waiting for me to e...
Got a free vault in Fallout 76
If you get the key from the I think it said isolated cabin, you don’t need to go to the Atomic Shop to get a vault. If you use the Atomic Shop, you mig...
That was a bad idea
Riding my bike was a bad idea. There was some small hills, probably only a hill on a bike. When I got home, and was walking my bike back to my apartment, my ...
Why was Nextcloud using 4.9 GB of RAM?
The syncing Linux client. I exited it. I was using 10 GB or so of RAM, that’s a little high, it should be around 3 GB, like it is now, 3.8 GB. I have n...
My bicycle tire air pump makes no sense
When the tires are almost flat, it says it has 60 PSI or whatever in it, that was the front tire, it was more for the rear tire. Might be the thing isn’...
Now the realtor might not want to sell them his house
The house in the crappy neighborhood with two apartments, called her realtor, apparently they want her offer instead of the cash one now. She doesn’t w...
I can make money with an iPad Pro
Use the fancy LiDAR scanner, to scan my penis, and sell the 3D model. Turn Hairyfupa.com into a 3D model body part site. You can print it with your 3D printe...
Amazon really doesn't want you to get your order early
They still haven’t shipped my package. I think they are waiting until a day before I’m supposed to get it. If it only takes a day to get here, wh...
That's not a bad idea
If she buys her realtor’s house, in the basement family room, put some anti Trump artwork, so when her ex’s Trump supporting parents visit they s...
That answers what a "pig top" is
A top that likes licking sweaty armpits and/or sniffing dirty underwear and/or socks. Sweaty asshole they might like as well. Lookup pig on Urban Dictionary....
That's an excellent reason not to get the vaccine
If I catch the virus, I won’t have to deal with the shitty inspection and paperwork. Unless, I already caught it, and it didn’t make me sick. I m...
That's why I should go to the beach
So I can wear a speedo, and everyone can see an almost 300 pound man in a speedo. Or wear a woman’s swimming suite. At least I’d have a bra on if...
CutieWithAStick
If you are a trans woman, that’s a good online name. You might get a lot of unwanted attention though. From NotACutieWithAStick. I was trying to dream ...
No vaccine for me
I don’t want to have a stroke at only 31. Also, I don’t mind risk dying from it. No more paperwork or inspections if I die. Or if I am on a breat...
She thinks I want to share a kitchen and bathroom
Oh and apparently guests will be in the basement, not upstairs. The basement is where your two bedrooms would be. That would be a massive downgrade from wher...
My Doge was over $100
Should of sold it, now it’s only worth $86. It’s going down. Maybe sell it now. That was an easy $70, think I only bought $10 worth. Hmm, might h...
Kathy Mc PoopyPants might be out of a job someday
People from California and Oregon are moving here. California is more democratic, and so is Portland, Oregon. I assume she meant people from Portland, Oregon...
A bunch of rocks came out
While taking my morning dump. Looked like all small rocks. The fiber from the granola bars might be doing it’s job. Except, diarrhea washing the rocks ...
That's the third time today
In Fallout 76, people like leaving the game while I’m trying to look at their vendor. That person put their vendors in all different places, I finally ...
They rejected her offer
They wanted a down payment and $75,000 in cash. She offered more than they listed it at. Don’t they get money if they sell it? After they pay their loa...
Good job Apple
I used to be able to get my Mac to show my iPhone on the WiFi, by disabling IPv6, but that didn’t work this time. All wired IPv6 traffic to wireless IP...
What does she expect?
If she decides to be on the phone on the rest of the way taking me back to my apartment, why should I bother saying bye to her? She clearly doesn’t wan...
Toilet seat still not completely fixed
Still missing a screw, and I just used the crapper, and it got loose. One of the parts on the lid, it came off the bottom part. Maybe the inspection will mak...
No dog for me
Since I’m never moving, I don’t have enough room for the kind of dog I’d want. She said she was getting me an apartment on her property, no...
You need special software to clone your SSD?
That’s a Windows problem. That review says they had to remove a driver from the cloned drive, which is a Windows problem. Linux will use the correct dr...
Bullshit inspection is next month
I was right, I won’t be moving out before the inspection. I thought the inspection was going to be in October. I think that’s when it was last ti...
That makes zero sense
Why would I move from an actual apartment to a room or two? Not to mention, it’s in a basement, so you’ll hear everything upstairs. I’d onl...
Another wet dream
No she didn’t have a cock. Don’t know who she was supposed to be. I’ve dreamed about her in the past though, she also has a trans gf. Her t...
She still doesn't know the difference between tapping decline and not answering the phone
She claims I was mad at her for not answering the phone. Nope, I was mad because she tapped decline, which is basically telling me to fuck off. Get your fact...
She's basically moving just to move now
And I won’t be moving anymore either. That means, I’ll be living here when they redo the floor. What happens if I refuse to move stuff off the fl...
Cyberpunk 2077 painting money glitch has been fixed
It finished downloading all my game updates, Cyberpunk was I think over 40 GB for the update. I tried doing the money glitch, but the price didn’t go d...
Humans might go sterile
Any ladies want to test that out? To see if I’m sterile yet? Finally started reading a book on my Kindle. It’s only easier to read on a Kindle if...
Granola bars
That might be the cause of my bowel issue today. They have fiber in it. And I ate more than one today, in fact, I just ate another one. Must of got all the r...
Was Fallout 76 designed for consoles?
It runs better on my $300 Xbox Series S, than on my $900+ PC. Might be that Proton has a performance hit. I’m not buying or using Windows. If you count...
What's better Xbox or PlayStation?
If you don’t care about exclusives, buy whichever is in stock. I planned on getting the Series X, but it sold out, ended up with the S. A disc drive is...
Can't go anywhere tonight
Bowels are messed up. The last dump was the closest to diarrhea. That’s four dumps so far today. Was I constipated for a week and now it’s all co...
Maybe that's what I'll buy next
The new iPad Pro, might get a CPU as good as the M1. Might get Thunderbolt as well. Damn, my camera adapter won’t work with a Thunderbolt iPad Pro, I t...
How can dogs give so much love?
The amount of love Tonka gave me, I’ve never received from a human. You could be a total asshole, and a dog will still love you, as long as you aren...
That guy had cockroaches in his pocket
A hoarder guy, he had a ton of trash I assume all over the place. I don’t recall what he was hoarding. I just remember the cockroaches. He gave somebod...
Another civil war might be coming
The police shot another black person. They justify it by saying the officer meant to grab his taser. Apparently they can’t tell the difference between ...
Nice
They rejected her offer, because somebody offered more than her. That’s not what’s nice, I was looking at the toilet seat after shitting, and it ...
People are already looking at her house
Hopefully that means an offer soon. So she doesn’t have to scramble to leave with the dog. Most houses are selling fast, so she might get an offer soon...
Rim Pod
Now you can practice rimming, with your very own Rim Pod. Get that tongue in there deep. It tastes like real asshole, as it’s a pig’s asshole. Th...
Who keeps moving the thing my medicine is in?
Probably me, I’m just not noticing when I do it. If it gets knocked on the floor, it could be somebody else doing it. How do invisible creatures move s...
That isn't an apartment
A possibly big room and a bathroom. Not sure why I’d want to move to that. It won’t even have it’s own kitchen. The kitchen will be somewhe...
Ha, they hope Intel comes back and beats the Apple Silicon M1
They must not be aware of AMD. Look at the benchmark of the AMD 5600X. Pretty much the same, the main difference is, the AMD CPU is around 4 GHz, while the A...
Rem pods are useless
Put one in my apartment, and watch it go off constantly. Might work in a house, but not an apartment. I think it’s called a rem pod. A rim pod would be...
Don't know what her problem is
Did I finally learn my lesson about interacting with her? The only thing that happens, is she gets super pissed. She suggests a time to do something, that sh...
She doesn't answer her phone either
I tried calling her back, and she didn’t answer. I wasn’t sitting by the phone when she called again. I was getting something to drink out of the...
Wet dream
Lucid dreaming can cause that. Not masturbating can also. Yes, it was with a person that exists in “reality”. No she didn’t have a cock. Sh...
She now thinks my apartment is big
So which is it, small or big? She agreed that it’s too small for a big dog that isn’t Tonka. Now, she’s saying my apartment is big. I’...
My sister doesn't think anybody should have to wear a mask
You know how many people would be dead if everybody thought that? The human race would cease to exist in no time. Before the next flood, caused from global w...
Why does the maintenance guy like asking me how old I am?
That’s the second time he asked me that. He changed the light, first he changed the bulbs, but one didn’t turn on, so he replaced the entire ligh...
Why doesn't her realtor wear a mask?
Some other realtor was wearing a mask, they were at the house before us. Think I saw another realtor with a mask leaving a different house as well. The vacci...
YouToot sucks on the Apple TV
If you want to watch a live broadcast from the beginning, you don’t want to watch on an Apple TV. No way to start over with my universal Logitech remot...
If you tell somebody to fuck off
They might just do that. That’s what you are telling people by tapping the decline button on your phone when somebody calls you. Then she says if it...
Still no bridge mode on T-Mobile Home Internet
If you look at the FAQ, it says unattended stuff isn’t allowed, people that want bridge mode, might have unattended stuff. My phone connects to the int...
Free food outside
Apparently a BBQ. I only went outside to throw my garbage away. I could go back down, but I’m not hungry. I already ate something for lunch. I could ea...
Proton GloriousEggroll appears to be better now for Fallout 76
Might of stayed over 30 FPS. The choppy effect that the newest official Proton gets isn’t present either, if it is, I didn’t play long enough for...
Don't send friend requests in Fallout 76
Said I got one, went to look, nothing there. Another failed friend request, not like I’d know who they are anyways. Don’t ask me who sent me one,...
Need another security camera
To see if it does the same thing as my current camera does sometimes. Problem is, most of the security cameras on Amazon, are crap, they all connect to the c...
Everything might have consequences
I woke up depressed, ended up laying in bed till almost 11 AM, one minute before 11 AM. I did take a dump around 8 AM, it was painful. I went back to bed, bu...
Got to cancel all my hosting bills
Before next month. No need to pay for bots to read my site. There’s no reason to pay to back your photos up online. My sisters husband can get his own ...
That dump was painful
It hurt my anus. Made my anus possibly more bloody as well.
Might have used too much yogurt the last time I made a homemade smoothie
Either that, or not enough yogurt this time. I used a flavored yogurt. It says one cup is a serving, but cup could be the container it’s in, not an act...
Nasty
That Pad Thai smelled like something else, general something. I cooked the general stuff on the stove once, and burned it. I haven’t liked it since. Al...
You don't need roaming enabled to use AT&T's tower
Phone said I was connected to ATT 4G. I checked my data, and had a connection. I have prepaid T-Mobile, so probably no roaming. We were by a property they we...
Was that dump runny?
Felt like it, and came out without much effort. Didn’t exactly look runny though. Some of it was dark. Like the color of whatever I puked up once, I ca...
Fallout 76 no longer opens
Either need to wait longer, or the game killed itself. I didn’t do anything, it was working last night. I could try changing the Proton version. ItR...
That's why I hate shitting
You might get shit on yourself, then you’ll wipe it off, and instead of it getting on the toilet paper it falls somewhere. So, there could be shit on t...
Maybe BuyVM will hire me to be a clown
I don’t meet the networking requirements. I also don’t want to work from 10 AM to 6 PM. Maybe 4 PM to 6 PM. If I had an account, I’d messag...
That server sucks
None of the people on it were doing events. Did an event by myself, luckily you only need one mining thing running when you run out of time, no need to const...
"Sensitive" to the tone of her voice
There’s no reason to use a pissed off voice if you aren’t pissed off. It makes zero sense. It was her idea to move, not mine. The living place fo...
Why does she keep putting my clothes in the bag when the bag is inside out?
She must not realize my sister’s vehicle is filthy, and the filth gets on my bag. So the clothes aren’t exactly clean anymore when she does that....
Why would I move somewhere worse?
I don’t care if I ever get a dog again. If there’s no oven, I can’t cook a Papa Murphy’s pizza, which means I can’t invite my g...
That dump wasn't pretty
Might have been solid and runny. I held it in all day, it wouldn’t come out in the morning, I went to look at a house with her, I won’t be doing ...
If you slaughter donkeys
You can say you are having ass for dinner. I wouldn’t personally slaughter any animal. I’d be eating vegetables if I had to do that to eat meat.
Got my expensive recliner
It’s a La-Z-Boy. Not the cheapest one they had, I didn’t fit in those. Being morbidly obese is expensive. If I weight 160 or 150, I’d fit i...
Lots of hair under my futon
I should keep a piece, to find out what breeds Tonka had in her. I vacuumed it up. Probably border collie and lab. You might get the percentage of the breeds...
That stomach might be bigger than mine
A small Asian woman, has a 44 pound stomach. Saw her stomach on Strange Evidence. They don’t know what’s wrong with her. They suggested poisoning...
Too bad you can't auto reboot this Zyxel AP
After the 5 GHz radio is active for a certain amount of time, my phone won’t connect anymore. If I deactivate the radio, and then activate it, I can co...
I need a new GPU
The AMD RX 5500 XT sucks ass for Fallout 76 @ 1440p low settings. At least using Proton in Linux it does. I could lower the resolution. But it’ll proba...
Hypocrite
That word suits her well. If I make it so she can’t “listen” to her show, she gets pissed. But if people do the same to me, I’m not a...
Do you really need 5G?
I should skip buying the new iPhone SE next year, even if it has 5G. WiFi 6 is fast enough for me, I almost go nowhere, so I don’t need cell service. S...
My balls fell off
I woke up with my bloody balls in my mouth. Aliens might have cut em off, and put em in my mouth. You know what today is right?
Mac mini still works
The mouse speed might be different in macOS than my Linux PC. I could increase it, but I’m lazy. And it might not be the speed, the way it moves compar...
Bodhi is a good dog to pull you up hills
Can’t walk up a hill? Bodhi could pull you up, he’s strong enough. I think he’s the biggest dog she’s ever had. Buddy might have weig...