My apartment is small?

Big enough for me. If it was bigger, I’d probably have more junk. I think it’s around 600 sq. f. Nice wound in my armpit. A bump that might be in...

Aliens might be at war over us

Who knows if anything she said is true. Earthfiles YouToot will make you fall a sleep. I missed most of what she said, I couldn’t keep up. I could have...

If most Trump supporters don't pay taxes

Why do they care if taxes are increased for people making $400,000 or more? They clearly don’t have that much money, so it doesn’t affect them. P...

How would I know what day she's cleaning?

She doesn’t speak to me. And I’m not asking her anything. I did that a while ago, and she completely ignored my texts. No need to waste my time t...

Her house is worth more than she paid

She can now get a house like she saw with an apartment in the garage. No idea if the apartment is legal though. Don’t ask me if that matters. She hasn&...

Nice, they shut the water off

Not for very long. I was trying to make lunch, and it required water. I was about to use my filtered water in the fridge, but then the water started working,...

Interracial

She might have been intersex as well. In my dream. I think I was trying to have a wet dream, I failed miserably though.

Try being nice

Can’t do that. Two stupid idiots, or one stupid idiot, ate from a tree. The tree of knowledge or something. I could be spending all my time having sex,...

You know what God said in my dream?

After my brain fell out of my head, my consciousness wondered off, and the Aliens told me to go to the light. God was going through the list of of my life, t...

Now that's a proper smoothie

Go to Yokes, and get the frozen smoothie stuff. All you add is water, I used orange juice instead. Water might have been better though. Or is that banana I t...

Sex with Aliens

No human can punish them for abducting humans, and having possibly non consenting sex with them. As long as I’m awake, I’d consent. Hopefully she...

Big morning dump

You could almost see no water in the crapper. A nice layer of shit. Will I have the runs today? Probably. I was going to get out of bed early to shit, but wa...

Why don't Aliens want my seamen?

Apparently some men get “raped” by Aliens. Not rape, if you consent. I’d consent, if I was awake. An Alien could show up while I’m aw...

How many dumps will I be taking today?

That’s like the fourth one. Might have been runny, or was it rocks? Looked like it sank. Maybe the ice cream came out already. At this rate, I’m ...

001 might be drinkable

It seemed to take a long time, for my TDS tester to say more than 000. ZeroWater says to change it at 006. I was changing it before 006, because it tastes ba...

Just tell women you are gay

If you don’t want to date them. That doesn’t exactly work, you end up with a dude parked outside your apartment every weekend, making a ton of no...

How can a cable crash your computer?

That’s a shitty OS, if using DisplayPort instead of HDMI, causes your computer to crash and reboot. It would seem more like a GPU problem, then a cable...

Nice constipated morning dump

Those rocks didn’t want to come out. I was farting in bed, before I got up. That’s how I knew I needed to go. Another dump, felt like a rock, but...

A trans woman and two lesbians

They might be lesbians, they didn’t seem to know what they were doing. But the shaved dick and balls, and the cis woman’s mouth on the dick, did ...

Devils Den The Reckoning has erotica

Somebody got a possible Alien pregnant, one of the stories in his book. They sprayed him with something, then he got aroused, and a beautiful woman came in t...

Damn, CPU got up to 60C

It is around 71F in here. No heater or AC on though. That’s still 10C cooler, the other CPU I think got around 70C. That’s with two fans on the s...

Might be constipated

That dump wasn’t very big. I didn’t go when I woke up. Instead of waiting all day for it to happen, I went to La-Z-Boy. Hard to believe thereR...

Over 3,000 steps today

Almost 4,000 steps. We went to the park, she thought my nephew wanted to play, and Bodhi needed to go somewhere. Nephew didn’t play on the toys at the ...

I might have bought a La-Z-Boy recliner

And it wasn’t cheap if I did. Didn’t see any for $399, their site has some, and the commercial on TV said they started at that price. The $499 on...

That dream was hotter than the wet dream

The wet dream, I’m not sure she was trans, I was trying to make her have a dick, not sure I succeeded. Didn’t take much to have a wet dream. The ...

Religion makes people stupid

I’m pretty sure that’s the entire point of religion. Religious people just explain things by God and crap. They don’t seek out the truth. T...

Another painful dump

Might not have been diarrhea, but it hurt. Last night, I had to push a runny dump out, didn’t just come out easily.

Pump Up The Jam

Did you see the last episode of Paradise PD? Not only did he sing that, he was the stripper who went to his son’s bachelor party. Probably Hopson hired...

The cat has a thyroid problem

That’s probably why she’s so skinny. She didn’t look skinny when I saw her yesterday. Apparently she’s fluffy. Somebody she knows the...

I'm turning the motion activated light on

Not sure why one day I didn’t until 9 AM. I kept waking up when I was moving in bed, and the light kept turning on. How did I manage to sleep one night...

No Xscreensaver required in KDE

Don’t think KDE currently supports screensavers. I only used Xscreensaver to lock my screen. Which is kind of pointless, if Xscreensaver crashes, it wo...

Fucking fly

There’s another fly, flying around my apartment. They landed on my tit. Are they tuning the motion activated light on? Probably not, there’s no b...

We are all one

Blowing each other up, won’t result in the human race surviving. Doesn’t matter what country other humans are in, we are all equal. Well, unless ...

Ha, and she thinks I'm responding to that

She never answered any of my questions. She texted something about cleaning, I’ll pass on answering it. I treat people the way they treat me. If you ig...

Xscreensaver sucks ass

Try typing your password in, and then the dialog disappears. If you type the password wrong, there’s also a delay until the dialog pops up again. You m...

Don't think my sister wants to talk to me

She waits hours to respond to texts, if she responds at all. Yet, she was talking to my sister on the phone a bunch today. Well, I won’t try to help he...

Too much yogurt

In that smoothie. All I could taste is the plain yogurt. Maybe it needed to be blended longer. I used the smoothie button. Couldn’t even taste the cher...

Big log came out

Might be constipated again. That smoothie, tastes too much like plain yogurt. Maybe it needed to blend longer. Can’t taste the cherries I put in it, a ...

Fallout 76 sometimes gets under 30 FPS

With a AMD RX 5500 XT @ 1440p on low settings. That’s using the newest version of Proton, as of this post. The 5500 XT can’t do 1440p on low sett...

Phone might be disconnecting from AP

It’s probably not a deauth request. It’s the damn AP. Look at the log. The screen is off when it happens, so I don’t notice it. I only know...

Interesting

The motion light in the kitchen, apparently didn’t turn on while sleeping. Not till 9 AM. I got up around 10 AM. Usually it turns on when it’s da...

It's too late to stop global warming

Notice the bizarre weather? That’s because of global warming. There’s no reversing it now. Doesn’t matter what humans do, even with secret ...

ReAuthentication Timer might be a bad idea

The Zyxel AP crapped out, my phone wouldn’t connect. I disabled the ReAuthentication Timer and it connected. Probably toggling any setting would have g...

Fred Meyer's app sucks

I was trying to modify my order, by adding more stuff, and it said everything in my order is now out of stock. I cancelled the order. I’ll just go insi...

Windows is activated on the old computer

She didn’t have to contact them. The VM must appeared similar enough. If I wasn’t using KVM, it might of required contacting them. What happens i...

Chairman Meow is hilarious

I was trying to meet the new cat, so I went in the cat room, was shining a flash light and laser pointer, and saying kitty or something. Chairman Meow came o...

Did the WiFi cracker move?

Maybe. Whoever was messing with my WiFi, either doesn’t, or doesn’t as much, or is gone.

Furniture Row has cheap recliners

Might be time to put my futon in storage. Buy a recliner, and sit in that instead. Not sure I care about the reclining. I might recline while reading, I can ...

WiFi 6 is basically wired speeds for WiFi

Unless your wired speed is more than 1000 Mbps. I should see what the speed is in the bathroom. Might need to wipe some more, the stubborn shit, leaves a mes...

My old iPad supports WPA3 Enterprise

Might be a 6th gen iPad. Don’t know what the newest gen is. It doesn’t fully support WiFi 6, just WPA3. Old WiFi stuff can support WPA3, if it ge...

Feit Electric FL1700

The brightest flashlight I’ve ever used. You shouldn’t have any issue wiping Uranus when the power is out with that baby. I paid a penny less tha...

Zyxel NWA110AX

My package came early, the AP was only $150, so I figured I’d upgrade to WiFi 6. It’s upgrading the firmware, haven’t configured the WiFi y...

Did I take my medicine?

I never fail to forget if I took my bedtime medicine. I could sleep without it, if I stop taking the morning medicine. The drugs they prescribe, gives you in...

How did she agree to give up her fetuses?

That’s a good question. She only had one baby. The second and third fetus, somehow left her body. She was pregnant, based on the tests, and what her bo...

No diarrhea today yet

The day isn’t over yet, so there’s still time. Hmm, she might not want the computer anymore. I could just donate it to Good Will or something. Th...

Obnoxious

Whoever parks in front of the building at night on the weekend, is very obnoxious. Making a bunch of noise with their vehicle. I should put a sign in my wind...

FMV

Furry Man Vagina. That’s what FMV stands for. If people use abbreviations, you are free to select what each letter means. According to DuckDuckGo, it s...

Paranormal Tom

Good name for a porn site. Looks like .com is available. Too bad I’m too cheap to buy it. I’d be butt naked in a white sheet. Saying “boo&r...

Why did I get a new computer?

Can’t think of a good reason. Maybe because the CPU was in stock finally. I needed to spend some money. I did need a new case, I wanted better airflow....

Old computer is mostly ready to go

It needs drivers for something, don’t know what exactly. I did install the AMD video driver. Connecting it to the internet, might auto obtain the drive...

Now that's what I call diarrhea

Looks like I might have caught whatever my nephew had. I’m not the only one with diarrhea either. Lucky I didn’t shit myself in her vehicle. Is i...

Why do they call it a pickup artist?

Artist sounds like making art, like drawing or something. Not picking up women. Some game was banned from Steam, they claim to be a pickup artist. A professi...

Kindle died

Looks like the battery died, just plugged it in to charge. Also bumped my new computer with my knee two times. It’s in a horrible place. Don’t th...

Her friend passed away today

That’s sad/depressing. I don’t think she was eating. A feeding tube made her feel miserable. Apparently her cat let my sister pet her. I still ha...

Gained 2.4 pounds

Not exercising, and eating too much will do that. Nothing like having a heart attack, before 40. Will it be lethal? You can have a heart attack if you exerci...

Does YouToot work now?

I enabled GPU acceleration in Firefox. Without it, the video is in like slow motion or something. Probably really low FPS, the CPU is 2.20 GHz under the powe...

That's interesting

Woke my Mac mini up, to see if there’s any updates. It connected to the Samba share right away. The only thing different is the new computer. Maybe the...

Astropad

That’s what I need to lookup. Turns your iPad into a drawing tablet. Do you need a drawing program? And what’s the different between that and Sid...

That's a good idea

Get one of those AI up-scaler programs, and after it enlarges the image once, keep doing it. Until it can’t enlarge it anymore. The Adobe one costs a m...

Bodhi wouldn't be a good therapy dog

He barks at people he doesn’t know. He’d be a good therapy dog for the people he knows. Take him to a nursing home, and he’d be barking his...

Some dogs pee on computers?

Well, in that case, I won’t get a dog again. I can’t afford to replace an entire computer, because a dog peed on it. Both computers cost almost a...

More The Outer Worlds DLC

I bought the first DLC, but never played it. I have to start all over on the Xbox version. If I don’t have a save before something on the PS4, I’...

That Zips was cold

They didn’t heat it up all the way, the fries don’t taste good like that. The chicken was alright I guess. I was saying on the way there, that C...

It doesn't even take two years

To get totally out of shape. Tonka died in August 2019. So in August, it’ll be two years. I was getting a small amount of exercise when she lived here....

And the AMD RX 6700 XT is sold out

Not even on Amazon, apparently. On Newegg it’s sold out. Some of them cost over $700 as well. I forgot to look earlier. To find it on Amazon, include t...

My host called somebody a dumbass

See this, not sure that’s a professional response. Well, they said they were “being a total dumbass”, so they might not still be a dumbass....

Intel is scared

They are attacking Apple M1 Macs, because they are scared shitless, that Apple made a CPU that’s better. The PC I have is AMD. No Intel for me. I spent...

Gina's clit fell off

In Paradise PD, from rubbing it. She was restrained to something, so she couldn’t rub it, but she said she’s the only one that could save the fat...

Great

My nephew has a stomach bug, he’s puking a ton. If I catch it, that’s two puking things in a short amount of time. Last time, I might have been p...

My IP address finally changed

That took a while. I just removed the old IP from csf.ignore, didn’t add the new one. Not really needed. Till I get banned, and have to use the console...

Sore back

From assembling a computer. I moved it over to where my desk is more than once, had to take it back and fourth. Thighs might be sore as well. If you are out ...

ADATA RAM appears to be fine

Don’t think the model I bought is on my motherboard’s compatible list, but it works, and at the full speed. I had to enable the overclocking prof...

A new iPad Pro might get Thunderbolt

Maybe I should buy that, does it come out in April if the rumor is right? Or just announced in April? It’ll be my laptop, that I probably won’t u...

Got a stimulus check

What am I supposed to buy with it? I’m too lazy to do computer surgery on the new computer again, so I probably won’t get a Samhung SSD. If I get...

New computer is good to go

Screwed down the M.2 SSDs, not using the heatsink for the ADATA one, it already has a heatsink. That is the motherboard heatsink. The motherboard came with t...

You know what that giggling means?

She’s probably dating that guy, or is going to. She was showing interest in me in the past. But I show no interest in anybody. That’s good news f...

AMD 5600X

Newegg Wish List I only bought two things from Newegg, the PSU and RAM. The price on the RAM went up. The rest was bought from B&H. The price of the moth...

Damn it, have to remove GPU again

I was supposed to secure the drive to the M.2 standoff. I can use the other drive, if I can find a screw that fits. Just don’t use the heat sink. I mig...

New computer works

Can’t use the ADATA SSD, it already has a heatsink, so the motherboard heatsink can’t be used. Shouldn’t of removed the tape from the other...

A lot of sweating for nothing

The CPU power on the PSU is too short. Glad I didn’t take the drives out of the old computer yet. Can’t put three SATA drives in it, like I plann...

Zyxel NWA110AX

The price was lowered to $150 on Amazon. Will it still be that price once I get more money? Might be worth buying for $150. It’s not as good as the $22...

Another log came out

The same thing happened yesterday, the first dump wasn’t the log dump. The first dump today did look like yesterday’s first dump. Am I living the...

Sneaky?

I’d rather do it on live TV, while her husband watches. Just make her sign a paper saying she can’t sue you when she gets divorced. That could be...

I was a black trans woman in that dream

Or was that somebody else and I was just watching? Somebody said they dreamed about being a black person once, ever since, I’ve been randomly dreaming ...

Increased FPS in Fallout 76

On the Xbox Series S & X. Might run smoother than my desktop, using Proton. I don’t know how well it runs in Windows. I won’t use Windows bar...

Kidnapped by Aliens

Julia’s story in Devils Den The Reckoning, is kind of depressing. They both died of cancer. She considers them getting abducted to be kidnapped by Alie...

Almost all the parts for a new computer

Just need a case now. They didn’t ship that with the other stuff. Didn’t buy any drives, I can reuse all those. I’ll keep the old Samsung S...

That baked potato was good

Took 55 minutes in the toaster oven combo thing. Couldn’t do it on the toast setting, there is no doneness of 55 minutes. I used the bake setting. I al...

Towels are useless

Getting a haircut doesn’t make drying off faster. It would take over an hour to fully dry off. So I let my clothes and the heat dry me off. Good thing ...

Bad move fly

Landed on my monitor. I got rid them with a paper towel. Probably need to clean my monitor, but I don’t have one of those fancy cloths. They might not ...

Do I need more storage on my server yet?

Took a bunch of pictures today. It was a birthday party. Since I keep the RAW files, it was over a gig of photos. I should consider deleting all the RAW imag...

Nice, I found a site that crashes Safari

The site is Channel’s DVR’s forum. Not sure if the entire forum. But this link will crash it over and over again. Was seeing if there’s any...

That's disappointing

The rest of Devils Den The Reckoning, is 30 stories that various people have emailed him. There’s no more info about his experience. He should have mad...

Go to Mars, or die on this planet

I might succeed in not getting laid before I die. Just finished two chapters of Devils Den The Reckoning. If I go to Mars, I’ll get laid, they need to ...

The elevator will probably be busted soon

I was trying to go up, and it didn’t close all the way. Had to click 1 and then wait, and it completely closed the door that time. If somebody makes it...

Sadie is back at Julia's Jungle

Not good with other animals. She can’t be trained to be fine? Didn’t say that when she was first on there. Probably attacked their other animals....

Tits = wet dream

All I need is to touch some tits in my dream, maybe some dry humping as well. My dick hurt from it though. Wasn’t expecting a wet dream, the day before...

Maybe I should sell my Mac mini

I didn’t pay $900+ for a buggy/shitty OS. If you use file sharing, when you wake the Mac up, it’ll fail to connect to anything. New problem is, T...

TV Everywhere channels possibly down

Not all, but the History channel doesn’t work, the TV Everywhere one. It doesn’t work for me with Channels DVR or in Safari. See this. Ignore the...

Nice, more money next week

My stimulus check is pending. I got a text from the credit union, then I checked the pending deposits in their app. I might get the money a day before the AM...

Stupid stomach

Felt like I needed to shit, went to the bathroom, and nothing happened. Might just be hungry, apparently goldfish and one TV dinner isn’t enough food. ...

They sure like checking for bugs

And they give you a time of 8 am to 4 pm. I might be taking a dump when they come. So, don’t get mad at me, if you see something you don’t want t...

PayPal Key

Nice, I don’t need to enter my debit card on sites to buy stuff anymore. PayPal Key is like a debit card. Just select how you want to pay. Then you get...

Butt Buddies

Did you see the first new episode of Paradise PD? Not sure why they put Joe Biden in it, maybe they don’t like him. They should have put Trump in it in...

Leaky.Page doesn't work in Safari

Chrome is malware in macOS, so I don’t have it anymore. That’s good news, the hack doesn’t work in Safari, it works on M1 CPUs, probably on...

If it's sunny outside, I cry in bed

Remembering that Tonka liked being outside in the sun. Probably regret, that I didn’t sit outside with her. Should have walked her to a park, found a b...

South Carolina?

Isn’t that a republican state? Ladies shouldn’t be having lesbian sex there. According to who? It did the trick though. The noises she made did ...

Smart fellows

Some 8 foot primate like creature, was throwing rocks and small trees at their tent, they were camping. They had dogs, let the dogs loose, so they could figh...

Arch Linux made me try Manjaro

If I never manually installed Arch Linux, I probably wouldn’t have tried Manjaro. Manjaro is based on Arch Linux. I like pacman. Don’t ask for he...

Penguins are smart

There’s an article that says a penguin barely escaped hungry killer whales by jumping on a tourist boat. Wait a second, tourist? What happened to COVID...

Not all women have a nice ass

Go to the new personal site, and the women for women category. She has small tits, and her ass isn’t that great looking. Or maybe not good looking at a...

That'll hurt your shoulders

Putting a shower curtain up. The new one is two pieces, plastic for the inside, and cloth for the outside. I didn’t buy it, as I’d keep using the...

Did you see the new South Park?

Mr. White turned into a giant dick. They might have been making fun of QAnon. I should make another milkshake. Mr. Garrison put the dick on a wagon or someth...

Possibly no Netflix soon

Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. Not sure I want to watch anything on Netflix enough to pay for it. There will be new episodes of a show tomorro...

Samsung (MZ-V8V1T0B/AM) 980 SSD 1TB

In stock from Amazon for $130. Might buy it eventually, to upgrade from a 500 GB Crucial P1. Don’t really care about the speed, but $130 is a good pric...

That's one way to have a morning dump

If it feels like you need to shit in bed, hold it in till you wake up. That probably won’t solve the problem with the dump in the middle of the day tho...

The problem with grocery pickups

The app doesn’t tell you what you want. So, you won’t get much. Don’t want anymore hot dogs. I’ve eaten enough, and I have four left,...

Neighbors are still butt hurt

And one lady got an old person haircut. Don’t tell her that, she might get offended. Women don’t like being called old. Not like it’ll hurt...

Flashing in Bob's Burgers recording

Thought my TV was dying, but the flashing is on my Mac mini in VLC as well, using a different display. I doubt the monitor and TV are both defective. That...

Those hot dogs were slightly black

Ten minutes for the fat hot dogs. On the broil function. Nathan’s might taste better though. These are fat Hebrew ones. She wishes I had a fat hot dog....

Safari was being a dick again

Couldn’t click anything, so restarted Safari. I think it did that once in the past. Apple really should fix their software. At least, I might have part...

No morning dump

Am I going to get constipated again? Or did it change the time I shit? Not constipated, just slow bowels.

Was that in my dream?

It’s possible when I’m sleeping, if I hear something, it’s in the dream, instead of external. Sounded like somebody’s loud music. The...

Don't think you are supposed to kill bugs

That bug fell off the ceiling, saw them in the corner of my eye. No idea what kind of bug. Stink bug? Never heard of that. Is killing bugs a sin? Probably...

Why does Bodhi think I'm his playmate?

There might be a downside to liking dogs as much as me, young dogs will think I should be playing with them non stop. Might be because I’ll play tug a ...

AMD 5600X is back in stock at Newegg

They didn’t stay out of stock very long. Amazon has it as well now, ships in 1-2 days. Samhung has some new budget NVMe SSDs. I have a Samhung SATA SSD...

Fucking HDR button

On my monitor. Click that, and you have to wait for it to turn off, and it stays on the display for what seems like a long time. It’s by the input butt...

She only responds if you ask her a question

No point in texting her, since everything has to be a question. Not acknowledging somebody saying something to you, is rude. Well, according to one guy, it&#...

The main reason to upgrade to the AMD 5600X

The motherboard for $180 is nice, two ethernet ports. One is 2500 Mbps, if I recall correctly. But, I could plug a cable into each, and get 2000 Mbps, using ...

Feces tub

My sister looked up how much poop is in a hot tub, last time I went on vacation, don’t recall when that was. That’ll be the last time I go on vac...

No diarrhea yet

And I ate a piece of cream pie. That means, I might have been sick. Somebody brought a stomach thing over to her house. You need special software to clone yo...

Charcoal still tastes better than propane

She might have it in her head that propane tastes better. Propane tastes exactly the same as cooking inside, therefore I see zero point in propane. Faster? M...

The AMD 5600X is in stock at Newegg

$10 shipping though. Probably won’t be in stock long. Amazon claims they’ll have it on April 19th. Newegg’s customer service might not be a...

Nice Google Voice app update

It was crashing when opening it, after updating the app. I updated my phone after, and after it was done installing the update, the app still wouldn’t ...

Tonka was sleeping by me

Part of the blanket was pushed down. Like somebody was laying there. My hands were under the blanket. I’d need a camera in my bedroom to confirm it. I&...

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

You can’t rent that in 4k? I want the movie, not whatever the directors cut is. Someday said that might be based on a true story. I could buy it, but i...

What if you have no intention?

And you try making contact with Aliens? I’m talking about Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind. I’ll probably never attempt to make contact with Al...

Where's my after dinner diarrhea?

Must be the cream pie I was eating after dinner, I forgot to have a piece tonight. That results in almost instant diarrhea. If I get constipated, I think I&#...

That's a wet dream

Was it piss or cum or both? There was a lot on my boxers. And my dick hurt when I was wiping it off after peeing. Dick hurt in the dream as well. She was tra...

Maybe I should buy another camera

Point it towards the current camera. The ball of light could be a fly that was very close to the camera. Another camera might show you if that’s the ca...

Did you see that hot woman?

She was with a man, so probably not single. At some burger restaurant. A worker there, looked to be pregnant, I doubt she’s single either. After I drin...

That's supportive parents

Telling your kid, that he can’t go around telling people he saw a flying saucer, because people will think something is wrong with him or “us&rdq...

Now she thinks I want a cat

Probably not. They might agitate me. Well, any creature could possibly agitate me now. You can’t buy a self cleaning litter box that works. The cheap o...

Don't ask me why NoMachine killed itself

Can’t connect. I edited the config, so it could start XFCE, but that didn’t fix it either. It was working, but an update killed it. I stopped the...

Kindle Paperwhite cover came

I didn’t want to spend $40 for the leather one on Best Buy’s site. So, I paid $30 for the $10 cheaper one on Amazon. I don’t care what it&#...

Another runny dump

Apparently everyday after dinner, I take a runny dump now. There might be something wrong with my stomach. What, I couldn’t tell you. Maybe I’m s...

AmpliFi might be the best consumer router

That’s what my mom has, I told her to buy it, it was like $140 or something, so not cheap like TP-LINK. Seems pretty good, they don’t have any is...

Lost 2.1 pounds

Looks like the constipation made me weigh more. After it switched to diarrhea, I lost weight. The first dump of the day isn’t diarrhea, or at least not...

Is that a fly?

Not as big as the ball of light. Since the motion from that light, didn’t change enough of the frame, it stopped recording. Now, if the light went thr...

Another runny dump

It might of washed some rocks out. Why take a laxative? IBS will switch over to diarrhea. That’s when the rocks come out, it washes them out.

That was lucky

Holding diarrhea in until I got home was a success. I could feel it almost coming out before I left her house, probably while I was leaving. It was pure diar...

Kindle Paperwhite came

Got one day shipping from Best Buy, well actually faster than one day shipping. They picked it up this morning, and sent it directly out for delivery. Proba...

They found the cat

She’s hiding behind the water heater, if I recall correctly. On the floor, not the ceiling. They moved her food closer to her. She may never go upstair...

So what happened to Toby?

Finished chapter one, of Devils Den The Reckoning, by Terry Lovelace. A federal agent lied to him. Toby was still alive in 2007. Some years after being lied ...

IBS is annoying

Constipation, then diarrhea. No wonder some adults wear diapers. Or eat better. I’ll be shitting for weeks probably, I was clogged up.

Green blueish dump

That might have been the dump I felt earlier, around lunch time. Felt something in my stomach. Gatorade will change your shit color. The first gatorade I bou...

Multipoint earbuds might be what I want

I don’t want to listen to two things at once, I want to pair it with more than one thing, and somehow switch to the audio on a different device. The Ai...

That wasn't diarrhea

Thought the dump I was holding in was going to be diarrhea. Nope. No milkshake tonight, the blender is still dirty, the part you put stuff in. Milkshakes mig...

Maybe I should buy a Kindle

It’s $180 for the 32 GB and no ads Kindle. You have to get a specific color to get it ad free. You might also be able to pay a fee after getting it, to...

Maybe I should buy a $600 photo printer

How much is the ink? $600? Probably. I can’t afford to use it if it costs that much. You can send the photos to a service for printing, but if it’...

Ball of light

That was recorded from my security camera. Is that what flies look like in the dark? I kind of doubt it. There is a fly flying around my apartment. But that...

How does it feel to be an experiment?

The lady from Earthfiles, said the Earth might be a laboratory. They care more about the Earth, than us. So us destroying the Earth, could be the extinction ...

That didn't take long to cool off

The food tray I cooked some hotdogs on. It was in there for five minutes on the broil function. Might need to cook em longer, I want black hotdogs. Or prehea...

Douche, great way to wipe Uranus

That’s more effective than toilet paper. Might be more messy though. Apparently bidets aren’t a power wash, so you might as well get some douche....

Bummer, RamNode sold to InMotion Hosting

See this. I have my second DNS server on there. They might jack the prices up. You can find a bunch of bad reviews on InMotion Hosting, if you search.

Whatever back at you

I said “If you have thoughts”, and she said in a slightly pissed off voice “Whatever”. Humans know nothing about the brain, so she ha...

I can finally log into the Kaiser app

There was an update today. Didn’t update it on the iPad yet, I leave the WIFi turned off on it, so nobody can disconnect it. Somebody likes stealing my...

That might have been diarrhea

It washed out some rocks. Might need to go again already, two dumps so far today. Before 1 PM. Somebody at her house was or is sick. Stomach pain or somethin...

Stressed out cats

The two cats are laying by each other, a couple days after a new cat was brought home. The new cat was a dying ladies cat. They haven’t seen the new c...

Picture in Picture

Where’s the fucking subtitles on YouToot? Well, I’m going to miss almost all of the show, thanks YouToot. Safari does Picture in Picture.

Bodhi generally lets me eat

But otherwise he wants me to play. If I don’t, he barks at me. If I tell him to settle, he might sit with his back on me, but eventually look at me, an...

Nasty dump

Nasty because of the mess it left on my anus. I should watch the new Earthfiles, I wasn’t home when it started, then I was in the bathroom.

Probably won't get a dog till I move

If I get a dog. Easier to train a dog somewhere else. Puppies need potty training. They’d go before we made it down the elevator. Don’t want a 1s...

Finally, an actual dump

How many days did that take to come out? Maybe I’m going to have diarrhea soon. Felt like a bunch of little rocks came out. First a big turd came out,...

I thought Lilly wanted in my lap

She jumped on me, so I was trying to get her in my lap. Mr. Bodhi came over, jumped on me, then was trying to get his back legs up as well, if I recall corre...

Sadie is still at Julie's Jungle

I think the dog she came in with, was younger, and possibly had German Shepherd in him. He got adopted. Nobody wants to do the work to train Sadie apparently...

If Tonka is done haunting me

It might be time to get a living dog again. Except, I have a new problem, constipation. I don’t know if I want to walk a dog around the building when m...

Broiled hotdogs

That might only take five minutes, to broil a hotdog. Just buy Nathans or Hebrew hotdogs. Don’t know if I’ve ever had cheap hotdogs. Probably not...

I need to convert this site to Hugo

That’ll speed it up, because bots will get 404 errors. There won’t be any login to try and brute force anymore. It’ll also make me post les...

Devils Den: The Reckoning

My book came today. I wonder how long it’ll take to read. I didn’t start yet. I did make a milkshake, possibly too much ice cream, might of neede...

I'm full of shit

No dump yet today. Just one real dump yesterday. No stomach pain yet either. Real dump, meaning not just a small turd that I forced out. I could probably for...

Nothing like being depressed in bed

It was almost 11 AM before I got out of bed. I was thinking about my mom’s friend with cancer. I’ve never seen her. All I know is she likes cats....

Do I have any food stamps left?

Got to check. If I don’t, I’ll be spending my other money once I get a pickup. Service Unavailable it says. Does that mean I have no food stamps?...

Managing your money is easy

Just don’t spend it. It’s not rocket science. They should increase my income to five grand a month, the republicans wouldn’t support doing ...

That's depressing

Her friend is dying of cancer. Another friend of hers did die of cancer. I rode with her to pickup one of her cats, at her house. She went to hospice today. ...

That's one way to get an ankle bracelet off

In Family Guy, Meg cut her ankle and foot off. Lois found her bracelet, and her foot was still in it. She was walking through the snowy woods, with her stub ...

Damn, that dog has too much energy

They are black and white. The breed is Alaskan Malamute & Siberian Husky Mix. I’m guessing Alaskan Malamute is high energy as well, somebody alread...

Nice amount of money in the credit union

The combined amount, for my checking and savings. It won’t be as much after I pay all my shitty bills. If I had an income of more, my rent would be mor...