The pandemic did absolutely nothing to my sex life
I can still masturbate whenever I want, as long as I’m at home. Not sure I like what porn does to the brain though. It might mess your brain up. Or som...
If I saw a bear doing that, I'd be laughing my ass off
The video makes me laugh. A bear in Connecticut, was trying to get all her cubs across the road safely. You can see her picking them up. Then some running ba...
How does it feel to be a primate that can't use their entire brain?
Supposedly, our DNA consists of primates and Blonde Aliens. Are they tall? I forgot. I don’t think there’s anything hidden, that we can activate ...
My apartment is small?
Big enough for me. If it was bigger, I’d probably have more junk. I think it’s around 600 sq. f. Nice wound in my armpit. A bump that might be in...
Aliens might be at war over us
Who knows if anything she said is true. Earthfiles YouToot will make you fall a sleep. I missed most of what she said, I couldn’t keep up. I could have...
If most Trump supporters don't pay taxes
Why do they care if taxes are increased for people making $400,000 or more? They clearly don’t have that much money, so it doesn’t affect them. P...
How would I know what day she's cleaning?
She doesn’t speak to me. And I’m not asking her anything. I did that a while ago, and she completely ignored my texts. No need to waste my time t...
Her house is worth more than she paid
She can now get a house like she saw with an apartment in the garage. No idea if the apartment is legal though. Don’t ask me if that matters. She hasn&...
Nice, they shut the water off
Not for very long. I was trying to make lunch, and it required water. I was about to use my filtered water in the fridge, but then the water started working,...
Interracial
She might have been intersex as well. In my dream. I think I was trying to have a wet dream, I failed miserably though.
Might have to stop reading Alien related books
Messing my dreams up. Also, their PTSD might be contagious. Telling me their story, might result in me, getting PTSD. Who saw that coming? Took a long time t...
Try being nice
Can’t do that. Two stupid idiots, or one stupid idiot, ate from a tree. The tree of knowledge or something. I could be spending all my time having sex,...
Why do I get random thoughts before I get out of bed?
When the thought happens, I’m not fully awake. So there’s no impulse control. I think I’m actually going to do what the thought is. If I di...
What Aliens do to females is more disturbing
They start abducting them when they are children. Once they are old enough, they most likely rape them, or impregnate them artificially. Then take tiny fetus...
You know what God said in my dream?
After my brain fell out of my head, my consciousness wondered off, and the Aliens told me to go to the light. God was going through the list of of my life, t...
Might make more sense to look at the cis section
If their dicks aren’t doing anything for you. What did the trick, was her spreading, in missionary style. Then my brain got a thought, and I completed ...
Now that's a proper smoothie
Go to Yokes, and get the frozen smoothie stuff. All you add is water, I used orange juice instead. Water might have been better though. Or is that banana I t...
Sex with Aliens
No human can punish them for abducting humans, and having possibly non consenting sex with them. As long as I’m awake, I’d consent. Hopefully she...
Waiting till the TDS tester says 006 might be pointless
It was 001 yesterday, now it’s 002. So in four days it’ll be 006, possibly. Might change it tonight. If you have really shitty water, apparently ...
Big morning dump
You could almost see no water in the crapper. A nice layer of shit. Will I have the runs today? Probably. I was going to get out of bed early to shit, but wa...
Why don't Aliens want my seamen?
Apparently some men get “raped” by Aliens. Not rape, if you consent. I’d consent, if I was awake. An Alien could show up while I’m aw...
How many dumps will I be taking today?
That’s like the fourth one. Might have been runny, or was it rocks? Looked like it sank. Maybe the ice cream came out already. At this rate, I’m ...
001 might be drinkable
It seemed to take a long time, for my TDS tester to say more than 000. ZeroWater says to change it at 006. I was changing it before 006, because it tastes ba...
Just tell women you are gay
If you don’t want to date them. That doesn’t exactly work, you end up with a dude parked outside your apartment every weekend, making a ton of no...
How can a cable crash your computer?
That’s a shitty OS, if using DisplayPort instead of HDMI, causes your computer to crash and reboot. It would seem more like a GPU problem, then a cable...
Nice constipated morning dump
Those rocks didn’t want to come out. I was farting in bed, before I got up. That’s how I knew I needed to go. Another dump, felt like a rock, but...
A trans woman and two lesbians
They might be lesbians, they didn’t seem to know what they were doing. But the shaved dick and balls, and the cis woman’s mouth on the dick, did ...
Devils Den The Reckoning has erotica
Somebody got a possible Alien pregnant, one of the stories in his book. They sprayed him with something, then he got aroused, and a beautiful woman came in t...
Damn, CPU got up to 60C
It is around 71F in here. No heater or AC on though. That’s still 10C cooler, the other CPU I think got around 70C. That’s with two fans on the s...
Might be constipated
That dump wasn’t very big. I didn’t go when I woke up. Instead of waiting all day for it to happen, I went to La-Z-Boy. Hard to believe thereR...
Over 3,000 steps today
Almost 4,000 steps. We went to the park, she thought my nephew wanted to play, and Bodhi needed to go somewhere. Nephew didn’t play on the toys at the ...
I might have bought a La-Z-Boy recliner
And it wasn’t cheap if I did. Didn’t see any for $399, their site has some, and the commercial on TV said they started at that price. The $499 on...
That dream was hotter than the wet dream
The wet dream, I’m not sure she was trans, I was trying to make her have a dick, not sure I succeeded. Didn’t take much to have a wet dream. The ...
Haha, Humans might be unfit to govern themselves
According to a quote from here. I can’t read anything else, I’m not paying a subscription fee to read it. I’m a cheap asshole. Makes sense,...
Religion makes people stupid
I’m pretty sure that’s the entire point of religion. Religious people just explain things by God and crap. They don’t seek out the truth. T...
The security camera recorded nothing for a second
When I wasn’t home. Around 6 PM. A little before I got home. Might need to take a runny dump now. That’s some good ice cream, I mean laxative.
How did they make that yellow ice cream taste like cake batter?
Looks the same color as cake batter. Probably put eggs in it. If they didn’t cook the eggs, it’s dangerous eating it. Don’t make a milkshak...
That might be why some people don't talk to their parents very often
She gets angry at everything. I won’t be going to her house anymore. Probably won’t be moving to any property she gets either. It could have the ...
Another painful dump
Might not have been diarrhea, but it hurt. Last night, I had to push a runny dump out, didn’t just come out easily.
Pump Up The Jam
Did you see the last episode of Paradise PD? Not only did he sing that, he was the stripper who went to his son’s bachelor party. Probably Hopson hired...
The cat has a thyroid problem
That’s probably why she’s so skinny. She didn’t look skinny when I saw her yesterday. Apparently she’s fluffy. Somebody she knows the...
I'm turning the motion activated light on
Not sure why one day I didn’t until 9 AM. I kept waking up when I was moving in bed, and the light kept turning on. How did I manage to sleep one night...
No Xscreensaver required in KDE
Don’t think KDE currently supports screensavers. I only used Xscreensaver to lock my screen. Which is kind of pointless, if Xscreensaver crashes, it wo...
Fucking fly
There’s another fly, flying around my apartment. They landed on my tit. Are they tuning the motion activated light on? Probably not, there’s no b...
We are all one
Blowing each other up, won’t result in the human race surviving. Doesn’t matter what country other humans are in, we are all equal. Well, unless ...
Ha, and she thinks I'm responding to that
She never answered any of my questions. She texted something about cleaning, I’ll pass on answering it. I treat people the way they treat me. If you ig...
Birthday cake ice cream doesn't make a good milkshake
Tastes like the drugs they prescribe, you can taste it when you take it. That’s a bummer, my other ice cream isn’t really good for milkshakes eit...
BuyVM said a customer was acting like a dumbass
So why don’t they get the same shit as MaxKVM? Well, I don’t think they sent it in a ticket, just posted on the LES forum saying that. I won̵...
Xscreensaver sucks ass
Try typing your password in, and then the dialog disappears. If you type the password wrong, there’s also a delay until the dialog pops up again. You m...
Don't think my sister wants to talk to me
She waits hours to respond to texts, if she responds at all. Yet, she was talking to my sister on the phone a bunch today. Well, I won’t try to help he...
Too much yogurt
In that smoothie. All I could taste is the plain yogurt. Maybe it needed to be blended longer. I used the smoothie button. Couldn’t even taste the cher...
Big log came out
Might be constipated again. That smoothie, tastes too much like plain yogurt. Maybe it needed to blend longer. Can’t taste the cherries I put in it, a ...
The recliner at Big Lots might not be very good
Might fall apart in a short amount of time. Also might not stay reclined. They want $350 for it, if you don’t mind waiting six weeks, you can get one a...
Fallout 76 sometimes gets under 30 FPS
With a AMD RX 5500 XT @ 1440p on low settings. That’s using the newest version of Proton, as of this post. The 5500 XT can’t do 1440p on low sett...
Phone might be disconnecting from AP
It’s probably not a deauth request. It’s the damn AP. Look at the log. The screen is off when it happens, so I don’t notice it. I only know...
Interesting
The motion light in the kitchen, apparently didn’t turn on while sleeping. Not till 9 AM. I got up around 10 AM. Usually it turns on when it’s da...
She claims she does more stuff with me than anybody else
If I stop going to her house, and stop talking to her, that won’t be the case anymore. She doesn’t take my nephew out to eat with her fantastic e...
It's too late to stop global warming
Notice the bizarre weather? That’s because of global warming. There’s no reversing it now. Doesn’t matter what humans do, even with secret ...
Apparently going out to eat isn't doing something
If she was going to go out to eat with her fantastic ex, she would have told my sister, she was doing something on that day. But if it’s with me, it is...
ReAuthentication Timer might be a bad idea
The Zyxel AP crapped out, my phone wouldn’t connect. I disabled the ReAuthentication Timer and it connected. Probably toggling any setting would have g...
Fred Meyer's app sucks
I was trying to modify my order, by adding more stuff, and it said everything in my order is now out of stock. I cancelled the order. I’ll just go insi...
The Zyxel AP might have a blue light when nothing is connected
When I got home, it had a blue light on it. It seems like an overkill AP, for only one device. I don’t leave the iPad connected, or anything else. As i...
Windows is activated on the old computer
She didn’t have to contact them. The VM must appeared similar enough. If I wasn’t using KVM, it might of required contacting them. What happens i...
Chairman Meow is hilarious
I was trying to meet the new cat, so I went in the cat room, was shining a flash light and laser pointer, and saying kitty or something. Chairman Meow came o...
Did the WiFi cracker move?
Maybe. Whoever was messing with my WiFi, either doesn’t, or doesn’t as much, or is gone.
How many times do you have to send the same text to her?
She doesn’t respond, it’s been hours. When will the asshats outside be done making a ton of noise? They woke me up. That’ll make you agitat...
In the bathroom, my internet speed on my phone goes under 200 Mbps
That’s 5 GHz for you. Also, it isn’t on the wall or ceiling. According to the phone, the WiFi signal is good, it occasionally loses one bar in th...
Furniture Row has cheap recliners
Might be time to put my futon in storage. Buy a recliner, and sit in that instead. Not sure I care about the reclining. I might recline while reading, I can ...
WiFi 6 is basically wired speeds for WiFi
Unless your wired speed is more than 1000 Mbps. I should see what the speed is in the bathroom. Might need to wipe some more, the stubborn shit, leaves a mes...
My old iPad supports WPA3 Enterprise
Might be a 6th gen iPad. Don’t know what the newest gen is. It doesn’t fully support WiFi 6, just WPA3. Old WiFi stuff can support WPA3, if it ge...
Feit Electric FL1700
The brightest flashlight I’ve ever used. You shouldn’t have any issue wiping Uranus when the power is out with that baby. I paid a penny less tha...
Zyxel NWA110AX
My package came early, the AP was only $150, so I figured I’d upgrade to WiFi 6. It’s upgrading the firmware, haven’t configured the WiFi y...
Did somebody's dog bark once?
Sounded like a Bodhi bark, or one of his barks. Loud. Could have been hearing things, I was a sleep.
Did I take my medicine?
I never fail to forget if I took my bedtime medicine. I could sleep without it, if I stop taking the morning medicine. The drugs they prescribe, gives you in...
How did she agree to give up her fetuses?
That’s a good question. She only had one baby. The second and third fetus, somehow left her body. She was pregnant, based on the tests, and what her bo...
No diarrhea today yet
The day isn’t over yet, so there’s still time. Hmm, she might not want the computer anymore. I could just donate it to Good Will or something. Th...
Obnoxious
Whoever parks in front of the building at night on the weekend, is very obnoxious. Making a bunch of noise with their vehicle. I should put a sign in my wind...
FMV
Furry Man Vagina. That’s what FMV stands for. If people use abbreviations, you are free to select what each letter means. According to DuckDuckGo, it s...
The only reason I bought some Amazon Basics rechargeable C batteries
I don’t want to put 100% trust in one brand, I only have Tenergy C batteries. The wrapper is peeling off I think the first Tenergy C batteries I bought...
Paranormal Tom
Good name for a porn site. Looks like .com is available. Too bad I’m too cheap to buy it. I’d be butt naked in a white sheet. Saying “boo&r...
Why did I get a new computer?
Can’t think of a good reason. Maybe because the CPU was in stock finally. I needed to spend some money. I did need a new case, I wanted better airflow....
Old computer is mostly ready to go
It needs drivers for something, don’t know what exactly. I did install the AMD video driver. Connecting it to the internet, might auto obtain the drive...
Now that's what I call diarrhea
Looks like I might have caught whatever my nephew had. I’m not the only one with diarrhea either. Lucky I didn’t shit myself in her vehicle. Is i...
Why do they call it a pickup artist?
Artist sounds like making art, like drawing or something. Not picking up women. Some game was banned from Steam, they claim to be a pickup artist. A professi...
Kindle died
Looks like the battery died, just plugged it in to charge. Also bumped my new computer with my knee two times. It’s in a horrible place. Don’t th...
Her friend passed away today
That’s sad/depressing. I don’t think she was eating. A feeding tube made her feel miserable. Apparently her cat let my sister pet her. I still ha...
Gained 2.4 pounds
Not exercising, and eating too much will do that. Nothing like having a heart attack, before 40. Will it be lethal? You can have a heart attack if you exerci...
Does YouToot work now?
I enabled GPU acceleration in Firefox. Without it, the video is in like slow motion or something. Probably really low FPS, the CPU is 2.20 GHz under the powe...
If only Minecraft will be played on my old computer
The AMD RX 460 will be fine. Keep the better GPUs, as they might be worth $200 or more, thanks to the GPU shortage. You could probably play World of Witchcra...
Kaiser says I'm not eligible for my vaccine yet
I had to do the e-visit on my phone, their site doesn’t work in Firefox in Linux, gets an error when trying to login. Whoever managed their site, doesn...
That's interesting
Woke my Mac mini up, to see if there’s any updates. It connected to the Samba share right away. The only thing different is the new computer. Maybe the...
Your birthday is a good day to do some crying
A surge of depression hit me. Probably because Tonka isn’t here. I don’t care how old I am. I only care about Tonka. Another shitty birthday with...
Astropad
That’s what I need to lookup. Turns your iPad into a drawing tablet. Do you need a drawing program? And what’s the different between that and Sid...
That's a good idea
Get one of those AI up-scaler programs, and after it enlarges the image once, keep doing it. Until it can’t enlarge it anymore. The Adobe one costs a m...
Bodhi wouldn't be a good therapy dog
He barks at people he doesn’t know. He’d be a good therapy dog for the people he knows. Take him to a nursing home, and he’d be barking his...
Paradise PD thinks Hillary Clinton will forgive Bill Clinton for anything
Just because she didn’t divorce him for having an affair, doesn’t mean she’d forgive him for anything. Are they going to make fun of Trump ...
Hopefully nothing bad happened to my sister
Almost an hour since the first text I sent. No reply. I told her mom can pick the laundry up, since she doesn’t respond to anything. Now to make some l...
Segway - eMoped C80 w/52 mi Max Operating Range & 20 mph Max Speed - Aqua
That’s only two grand. If I don’t spend very much money, I’ll have enough next month, maybe. Better to wait two months. Bills eats up money...
You are eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine.
Must have answered the questions correctly. Having a caregiver, might make you eligible sooner. I’m probably too lazy to get the vaccine though. I also...
Some dogs pee on computers?
Well, in that case, I won’t get a dog again. I can’t afford to replace an entire computer, because a dog peed on it. Both computers cost almost a...
More The Outer Worlds DLC
I bought the first DLC, but never played it. I have to start all over on the Xbox version. If I don’t have a save before something on the PS4, I’...
That Zips was cold
They didn’t heat it up all the way, the fries don’t taste good like that. The chicken was alright I guess. I was saying on the way there, that C...
It doesn't even take two years
To get totally out of shape. Tonka died in August 2019. So in August, it’ll be two years. I was getting a small amount of exercise when she lived here....
And the AMD RX 6700 XT is sold out
Not even on Amazon, apparently. On Newegg it’s sold out. Some of them cost over $700 as well. I forgot to look earlier. To find it on Amazon, include t...
My host called somebody a dumbass
See this, not sure that’s a professional response. Well, they said they were “being a total dumbass”, so they might not still be a dumbass....
Intel is scared
They are attacking Apple M1 Macs, because they are scared shitless, that Apple made a CPU that’s better. The PC I have is AMD. No Intel for me. I spent...
Zyxel WiFi 6 APs might have better logs than my TP-LINK
Look at the manual. In standalone mode, it looks like the log shows deauth requests. You might know why your phone is disconnecting with a Zyxel AP. If I get...
Gina's clit fell off
In Paradise PD, from rubbing it. She was restrained to something, so she couldn’t rub it, but she said she’s the only one that could save the fat...
Great
My nephew has a stomach bug, he’s puking a ton. If I catch it, that’s two puking things in a short amount of time. Last time, I might have been p...
My IP address finally changed
That took a while. I just removed the old IP from csf.ignore, didn’t add the new one. Not really needed. Till I get banned, and have to use the console...
Why wouldn't you want to be in diapers when you are 85?
And what does being in a diaper have to do with living? Her definition of living, might be very different than mine. My heart is still beating, so I’m ...
Sore back
From assembling a computer. I moved it over to where my desk is more than once, had to take it back and fourth. Thighs might be sore as well. If you are out ...
ADATA RAM appears to be fine
Don’t think the model I bought is on my motherboard’s compatible list, but it works, and at the full speed. I had to enable the overclocking prof...
A new iPad Pro might get Thunderbolt
Maybe I should buy that, does it come out in April if the rumor is right? Or just announced in April? It’ll be my laptop, that I probably won’t u...
Got a stimulus check
What am I supposed to buy with it? I’m too lazy to do computer surgery on the new computer again, so I probably won’t get a Samhung SSD. If I get...
All I did was ask if TikTok allows adult content
And boy did she get pissed. She says she doesn’t talk to her parents about adult content. What does that have to do with anything? Not my fault sheR...
New computer is good to go
Screwed down the M.2 SSDs, not using the heatsink for the ADATA one, it already has a heatsink. That is the motherboard heatsink. The motherboard came with t...
You know what that giggling means?
She’s probably dating that guy, or is going to. She was showing interest in me in the past. But I show no interest in anybody. That’s good news f...
AMD 5600X
Newegg Wish List I only bought two things from Newegg, the PSU and RAM. The price on the RAM went up. The rest was bought from B&H. The price of the moth...
Damn it, have to remove GPU again
I was supposed to secure the drive to the M.2 standoff. I can use the other drive, if I can find a screw that fits. Just don’t use the heat sink. I mig...
New computer works
Can’t use the ADATA SSD, it already has a heatsink, so the motherboard heatsink can’t be used. Shouldn’t of removed the tape from the other...
A lot of sweating for nothing
The CPU power on the PSU is too short. Glad I didn’t take the drives out of the old computer yet. Can’t put three SATA drives in it, like I plann...
Zyxel NWA110AX
The price was lowered to $150 on Amazon. Will it still be that price once I get more money? Might be worth buying for $150. It’s not as good as the $22...
Another log came out
The same thing happened yesterday, the first dump wasn’t the log dump. The first dump today did look like yesterday’s first dump. Am I living the...
Sneaky?
I’d rather do it on live TV, while her husband watches. Just make her sign a paper saying she can’t sue you when she gets divorced. That could be...
The new cat apparently comes out when nobody is around
She’s going to the vet next Monday. Because she’s so skinny. She wants to make sure there’s nothing wrong with her. I’d think her fri...
Former Israeli space security chief says extraterrestrials exist
Left out the Trump part, he’s not the president anymore. It needs more coverage, so share the link with all your hardcore religious friends. That’...
I was a black trans woman in that dream
Or was that somebody else and I was just watching? Somebody said they dreamed about being a black person once, ever since, I’ve been randomly dreaming ...
How many times do I have to dry my forehead off?
I’ve probably been drying my forehead off, problem is, it gets wet not much longer after drying it off once. So towels are useless. Might be dripping f...
Increased FPS in Fallout 76
On the Xbox Series S & X. Might run smoother than my desktop, using Proton. I don’t know how well it runs in Windows. I won’t use Windows bar...
I don't think a religious person would date me
The UFO/Aliens category is one reason. If she caught me looking at trans porn, she’d probably dump me. More like jerking to trans porn. Religious peopl...
History Channel TV Everywhere works again
At least in Channels DVR. That’s all I need, so I can record it. Might need to shit again.
Kidnapped by Aliens
Julia’s story in Devils Den The Reckoning, is kind of depressing. They both died of cancer. She considers them getting abducted to be kidnapped by Alie...
Can you transfer a Windows 10 Pro retail license?
If not, she won’t get Windows without buying a license. She’ll find out when she calls and tries to activate it. I’m not logging into my Mi...
Almost all the parts for a new computer
Just need a case now. They didn’t ship that with the other stuff. Didn’t buy any drives, I can reuse all those. I’ll keep the old Samsung S...
That baked potato was good
Took 55 minutes in the toaster oven combo thing. Couldn’t do it on the toast setting, there is no doneness of 55 minutes. I used the bake setting. I al...
I might force myself to take my mom's dying friend's cat home
She doesn’t want me to take her till her friend dies, because she thinks my mom is taking care of the cat. I don’t exactly want a cat. But the ca...
Towels are useless
Getting a haircut doesn’t make drying off faster. It would take over an hour to fully dry off. So I let my clothes and the heat dry me off. Good thing ...
Bad move fly
Landed on my monitor. I got rid them with a paper towel. Probably need to clean my monitor, but I don’t have one of those fancy cloths. They might not ...
If somebody makes a micro 4/3 camera with a high quality bigger screen, I'll buy it
The flash looked like it ruined a photo I took, on the camera’s screen. Doesn’t look at bad on my monitor. You could transfer images to an iPhone...
Do I need more storage on my server yet?
Took a bunch of pictures today. It was a birthday party. Since I keep the RAW files, it was over a gig of photos. I should consider deleting all the RAW imag...
Nice, I found a site that crashes Safari
The site is Channel’s DVR’s forum. Not sure if the entire forum. But this link will crash it over and over again. Was seeing if there’s any...
Do you need WiFi enabled on the Apple Watch to unlock your Mac?
I knew you could do so. But I for some reason thought you needed WiFi enabled. My networks are isolated, so that won’t work. If it can do so using Blue...
That's disappointing
The rest of Devils Den The Reckoning, is 30 stories that various people have emailed him. There’s no more info about his experience. He should have mad...
Haha, flies look like a ball of light on my security camera
I saw a fly flying around, and just opened the security camera, and I just saw a ball of light. Assuming that was a fly on the security camera. Confirming wo...
It'll be a bummer if I reincarnate on Mars
If there’s a massive flood or some other mass extinction event, it’ll suck if I have to reincarnate. I’d rather go somewhere else, not to M...
Go to Mars, or die on this planet
I might succeed in not getting laid before I die. Just finished two chapters of Devils Den The Reckoning. If I go to Mars, I’ll get laid, they need to ...
The elevator will probably be busted soon
I was trying to go up, and it didn’t close all the way. Had to click 1 and then wait, and it completely closed the door that time. If somebody makes it...
Apparently delivering packages is rocket science
Says delivered, but isn’t at her house. Saw a UPS truck down the street, delivering to a house on the other side of the street. No idea if my package w...
Sadie is back at Julia's Jungle
Not good with other animals. She can’t be trained to be fine? Didn’t say that when she was first on there. Probably attacked their other animals....
Tits = wet dream
All I need is to touch some tits in my dream, maybe some dry humping as well. My dick hurt from it though. Wasn’t expecting a wet dream, the day before...
Maybe I should sell my Mac mini
I didn’t pay $900+ for a buggy/shitty OS. If you use file sharing, when you wake the Mac up, it’ll fail to connect to anything. New problem is, T...
TV Everywhere channels possibly down
Not all, but the History channel doesn’t work, the TV Everywhere one. It doesn’t work for me with Channels DVR or in Safari. See this. Ignore the...
Nice, more money next week
My stimulus check is pending. I got a text from the credit union, then I checked the pending deposits in their app. I might get the money a day before the AM...
You can put yourself in a trance state with sound
I need a 4 Hz sound in one ear, and a 6 Hz in the other ear. Supposedly that’ll put your brain in a 5 Hz range. I don’t want to do remote viewing...
The cheese burgers from last night might of came out
Some of that dump might have been runny. My stomach felt like shit was falling in it earlier, like rocks. Didn’t want to come out when I tried going th...
Stupid stomach
Felt like I needed to shit, went to the bathroom, and nothing happened. Might just be hungry, apparently goldfish and one TV dinner isn’t enough food. ...
Sounded like she was dropping the kids off in about five minutes
So, I thought she would be on her way sooner. I said “Must take longer than five minutes to drop the kids off.”, and she said “Kids are fun...
They sure like checking for bugs
And they give you a time of 8 am to 4 pm. I might be taking a dump when they come. So, don’t get mad at me, if you see something you don’t want t...
PayPal Key
Nice, I don’t need to enter my debit card on sites to buy stuff anymore. PayPal Key is like a debit card. Just select how you want to pay. Then you get...
Butt Buddies
Did you see the first new episode of Paradise PD? Not sure why they put Joe Biden in it, maybe they don’t like him. They should have put Trump in it in...
Leaky.Page doesn't work in Safari
Chrome is malware in macOS, so I don’t have it anymore. That’s good news, the hack doesn’t work in Safari, it works on M1 CPUs, probably on...
If it's sunny outside, I cry in bed
Remembering that Tonka liked being outside in the sun. Probably regret, that I didn’t sit outside with her. Should have walked her to a park, found a b...
South Carolina?
Isn’t that a republican state? Ladies shouldn’t be having lesbian sex there. According to who? It did the trick though. The noises she made did ...
There's dust flying around
When the heater turns on. So the ball of light, might be dust.
20 Bethesda games to be added to Xbox Game Pass by tomorrow
Lies, some of those games have been on there since I got my Xbox Series S. That is New Vegas, The Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 76. I had all three before to...
Smart fellows
Some 8 foot primate like creature, was throwing rocks and small trees at their tent, they were camping. They had dogs, let the dogs loose, so they could figh...
Arch Linux made me try Manjaro
If I never manually installed Arch Linux, I probably wouldn’t have tried Manjaro. Manjaro is based on Arch Linux. I like pacman. Don’t ask for he...
Penguins are smart
There’s an article that says a penguin barely escaped hungry killer whales by jumping on a tourist boat. Wait a second, tourist? What happened to COVID...
Not all women have a nice ass
Go to the new personal site, and the women for women category. She has small tits, and her ass isn’t that great looking. Or maybe not good looking at a...
That'll hurt your shoulders
Putting a shower curtain up. The new one is two pieces, plastic for the inside, and cloth for the outside. I didn’t buy it, as I’d keep using the...
Did you see the new South Park?
Mr. White turned into a giant dick. They might have been making fun of QAnon. I should make another milkshake. Mr. Garrison put the dick on a wagon or someth...
Possibly no Netflix soon
Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. Not sure I want to watch anything on Netflix enough to pay for it. There will be new episodes of a show tomorro...
Samsung (MZ-V8V1T0B/AM) 980 SSD 1TB
In stock from Amazon for $130. Might buy it eventually, to upgrade from a 500 GB Crucial P1. Don’t really care about the speed, but $130 is a good pric...
You should of felt how hard my dick was once
Somebody said she was going to have sex with me, but it didn’t happen. I’d reckon a gay man, wouldn’t have gotten rock hard when about to g...
That's one way to have a morning dump
If it feels like you need to shit in bed, hold it in till you wake up. That probably won’t solve the problem with the dump in the middle of the day tho...
The problem with grocery pickups
The app doesn’t tell you what you want. So, you won’t get much. Don’t want anymore hot dogs. I’ve eaten enough, and I have four left,...
Neighbors are still butt hurt
And one lady got an old person haircut. Don’t tell her that, she might get offended. Women don’t like being called old. Not like it’ll hurt...
That might explain what's wrong with my brain
My thoughts are only potential, not converted into words. Well, most of my thoughts. If I intentionally think of a word, then the thought is a word. No idea ...
Somebody should ask Linda what she thinks of Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind
She thinks there’s a threat, but that might be from the government. The Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind, says the opposite, no threat. I like the pl...
Alcohol makes people stupid and annoying
She can’t figure out what I’m saying. If alcohol makes you that stupid, you probably shouldn’t be driving after drinking. And she can’...
Flashing in Bob's Burgers recording
Thought my TV was dying, but the flashing is on my Mac mini in VLC as well, using a different display. I doubt the monitor and TV are both defective. That...
The AMD 6700 XT might be bought up by miners
Apparently it’ll do at least 40MH/s of ETH mining. I didn’t click the article. That’s a bummer, I might get another stimulus check. If it&#...
Those hot dogs were slightly black
Ten minutes for the fat hot dogs. On the broil function. Nathan’s might taste better though. These are fat Hebrew ones. She wishes I had a fat hot dog....
Don't buy a 10 foot USB 3.0 extension cable
Depending on how long the existing cable is, you won’t get 3.0 speeds. Or it won’t work at all. The new computer I might possibly get, will be on...
Safari was being a dick again
Couldn’t click anything, so restarted Safari. I think it did that once in the past. Apple really should fix their software. At least, I might have part...
No morning dump
Am I going to get constipated again? Or did it change the time I shit? Not constipated, just slow bowels.
I was crying in bed about the stink bug I killed
Not for long, I changed the crying to about Tonka instead. Started out about the stink bug, then changed to Tonka. I wonder if I killed a plant, if I’d...
Was that in my dream?
It’s possible when I’m sleeping, if I hear something, it’s in the dream, instead of external. Sounded like somebody’s loud music. The...
Maybe that's why random women I don't know get a crush on me
Man boobs. Probably the reason some men do as well. If you are a man, go get a crush on Randy Rainbow instead, that makes more sense. Now, if he used makeup ...
Don't think you are supposed to kill bugs
That bug fell off the ceiling, saw them in the corner of my eye. No idea what kind of bug. Stink bug? Never heard of that. Is killing bugs a sin? Probably...
Why does Bodhi think I'm his playmate?
There might be a downside to liking dogs as much as me, young dogs will think I should be playing with them non stop. Might be because I’ll play tug a ...
AMD 5600X is back in stock at Newegg
They didn’t stay out of stock very long. Amazon has it as well now, ships in 1-2 days. Samhung has some new budget NVMe SSDs. I have a Samhung SATA SSD...
Fucking HDR button
On my monitor. Click that, and you have to wait for it to turn off, and it stays on the display for what seems like a long time. It’s by the input butt...
She only responds if you ask her a question
No point in texting her, since everything has to be a question. Not acknowledging somebody saying something to you, is rude. Well, according to one guy, it&#...
Not sure I like not fully heated up hot dogs
Those fat hot dogs, might require 10 minutes on the broil function of my toaster oven/air fryer combo. The skinnier hot dogs, 10 minutes is too long. You can...
The main reason to upgrade to the AMD 5600X
The motherboard for $180 is nice, two ethernet ports. One is 2500 Mbps, if I recall correctly. But, I could plug a cable into each, and get 2000 Mbps, using ...
Feces tub
My sister looked up how much poop is in a hot tub, last time I went on vacation, don’t recall when that was. That’ll be the last time I go on vac...
No diarrhea yet
And I ate a piece of cream pie. That means, I might have been sick. Somebody brought a stomach thing over to her house. You need special software to clone yo...
Charcoal still tastes better than propane
She might have it in her head that propane tastes better. Propane tastes exactly the same as cooking inside, therefore I see zero point in propane. Faster? M...
The AMD 5600X is in stock at Newegg
$10 shipping though. Probably won’t be in stock long. Amazon claims they’ll have it on April 19th. Newegg’s customer service might not be a...
Nice Google Voice app update
It was crashing when opening it, after updating the app. I updated my phone after, and after it was done installing the update, the app still wouldn’t ...
Tonka was sleeping by me
Part of the blanket was pushed down. Like somebody was laying there. My hands were under the blanket. I’d need a camera in my bedroom to confirm it. I&...
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind is extremely boring
Glad I didn’t buy that movie. I almost fell a sleep watching it. That’s the problem with old movies. I rented the 4k original version. Looked goo...
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
You can’t rent that in 4k? I want the movie, not whatever the directors cut is. Someday said that might be based on a true story. I could buy it, but i...
What if you have no intention?
And you try making contact with Aliens? I’m talking about Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind. I’ll probably never attempt to make contact with Al...
Where's my after dinner diarrhea?
Must be the cream pie I was eating after dinner, I forgot to have a piece tonight. That results in almost instant diarrhea. If I get constipated, I think I&#...
Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind: Contact Has Begun
Should have watched that before reading Terry Lovelace’s books. He might have been abducted by the US government, not Aliens. That wouldn’t expla...
That's a wet dream
Was it piss or cum or both? There was a lot on my boxers. And my dick hurt when I was wiping it off after peeing. Dick hurt in the dream as well. She was tra...
The first time I woke up it was around 3 AM
It was like the time Tonka woke me up to go outside, she didn’t make a noise. She might have been looking at me. I checked my peephole, to make sure no...
Maybe I should buy another camera
Point it towards the current camera. The ball of light could be a fly that was very close to the camera. Another camera might show you if that’s the ca...
Did you see that hot woman?
She was with a man, so probably not single. At some burger restaurant. A worker there, looked to be pregnant, I doubt she’s single either. After I drin...
That's supportive parents
Telling your kid, that he can’t go around telling people he saw a flying saucer, because people will think something is wrong with him or “us&rdq...
Now she thinks I want a cat
Probably not. They might agitate me. Well, any creature could possibly agitate me now. You can’t buy a self cleaning litter box that works. The cheap o...
Don't ask me why NoMachine killed itself
Can’t connect. I edited the config, so it could start XFCE, but that didn’t fix it either. It was working, but an update killed it. I stopped the...
There's almost enough room on my desk for a computer case
She cleaned the table off. I did put the blender back on the table, the bottom part. And some other misc stuff. But making room for a computer case would be ...
Kindle Paperwhite cover came
I didn’t want to spend $40 for the leather one on Best Buy’s site. So, I paid $30 for the $10 cheaper one on Amazon. I don’t care what it&#...
Another runny dump
Apparently everyday after dinner, I take a runny dump now. There might be something wrong with my stomach. What, I couldn’t tell you. Maybe I’m s...
I successfully removed DRM from a Kindle book
You need DeDRM_tools, and if using the latest version of the Kindle app for macOS, look at the FAQ, one command will force it to download older DRM versions ...
AmpliFi might be the best consumer router
That’s what my mom has, I told her to buy it, it was like $140 or something, so not cheap like TP-LINK. Seems pretty good, they don’t have any is...
Lost 2.1 pounds
Looks like the constipation made me weigh more. After it switched to diarrhea, I lost weight. The first dump of the day isn’t diarrhea, or at least not...
Is that a fly?
Not as big as the ball of light. Since the motion from that light, didn’t change enough of the frame, it stopped recording. Now, if the light went thr...
Another runny dump
It might of washed some rocks out. Why take a laxative? IBS will switch over to diarrhea. That’s when the rocks come out, it washes them out.
That was lucky
Holding diarrhea in until I got home was a success. I could feel it almost coming out before I left her house, probably while I was leaving. It was pure diar...
Kindle Paperwhite came
Got one day shipping from Best Buy, well actually faster than one day shipping. They picked it up this morning, and sent it directly out for delivery. Proba...
The bad review on the Kindle Paperwhite on Best Buy's site
I doubt all three were defective. More likely, they don’t know what they are doing. The pictures don’t show any issue. Maybe the brightness setti...
Was that wall banging in my dream or reality?
It was loud. I woke up, cause I didn’t know if it was real or not. What did I do to piss my neighbor off? Bad news for her, I fell back a sleep. So it ...
They found the cat
She’s hiding behind the water heater, if I recall correctly. On the floor, not the ceiling. They moved her food closer to her. She may never go upstair...
So what happened to Toby?
Finished chapter one, of Devils Den The Reckoning, by Terry Lovelace. A federal agent lied to him. Toby was still alive in 2007. Some years after being lied ...
IBS is annoying
Constipation, then diarrhea. No wonder some adults wear diapers. Or eat better. I’ll be shitting for weeks probably, I was clogged up.
Green blueish dump
That might have been the dump I felt earlier, around lunch time. Felt something in my stomach. Gatorade will change your shit color. The first gatorade I bou...
Multipoint earbuds might be what I want
I don’t want to listen to two things at once, I want to pair it with more than one thing, and somehow switch to the audio on a different device. The Ai...
That wasn't diarrhea
Thought the dump I was holding in was going to be diarrhea. Nope. No milkshake tonight, the blender is still dirty, the part you put stuff in. Milkshakes mig...
Maybe I should buy a Kindle
It’s $180 for the 32 GB and no ads Kindle. You have to get a specific color to get it ad free. You might also be able to pay a fee after getting it, to...
Maybe I should buy a $600 photo printer
How much is the ink? $600? Probably. I can’t afford to use it if it costs that much. You can send the photos to a service for printing, but if it’...
Ball of light
That was recorded from my security camera. Is that what flies look like in the dark? I kind of doubt it. There is a fly flying around my apartment. But that...
How does it feel to be an experiment?
The lady from Earthfiles, said the Earth might be a laboratory. They care more about the Earth, than us. So us destroying the Earth, could be the extinction ...
That didn't take long to cool off
The food tray I cooked some hotdogs on. It was in there for five minutes on the broil function. Might need to cook em longer, I want black hotdogs. Or prehea...
Think one or two of my older sister's cats did that
Hid in her ceiling and peed and pooped in it. The cat she got from her dying friend, is hiding somewhere, nobody has seen her. She’s worried she is in ...
Douche, great way to wipe Uranus
That’s more effective than toilet paper. Might be more messy though. Apparently bidets aren’t a power wash, so you might as well get some douche....
Bummer, RamNode sold to InMotion Hosting
See this. I have my second DNS server on there. They might jack the prices up. You can find a bunch of bad reviews on InMotion Hosting, if you search.
Whatever back at you
I said “If you have thoughts”, and she said in a slightly pissed off voice “Whatever”. Humans know nothing about the brain, so she ha...
I can finally log into the Kaiser app
There was an update today. Didn’t update it on the iPad yet, I leave the WIFi turned off on it, so nobody can disconnect it. Somebody likes stealing my...
That might have been diarrhea
It washed out some rocks. Might need to go again already, two dumps so far today. Before 1 PM. Somebody at her house was or is sick. Stomach pain or somethin...
If reincarnation is the mechanics of the Universe
That’s a bummer, I’ll never see Tonka again. You can get locked up in China, if you say you are a reincarnation of somebody that wanted a non com...
Stressed out cats
The two cats are laying by each other, a couple days after a new cat was brought home. The new cat was a dying ladies cat. They haven’t seen the new c...
Picture in Picture
Where’s the fucking subtitles on YouToot? Well, I’m going to miss almost all of the show, thanks YouToot. Safari does Picture in Picture.
Bodhi generally lets me eat
But otherwise he wants me to play. If I don’t, he barks at me. If I tell him to settle, he might sit with his back on me, but eventually look at me, an...
Nasty dump
Nasty because of the mess it left on my anus. I should watch the new Earthfiles, I wasn’t home when it started, then I was in the bathroom.
Probably won't get a dog till I move
If I get a dog. Easier to train a dog somewhere else. Puppies need potty training. They’d go before we made it down the elevator. Don’t want a 1s...
Finally, an actual dump
How many days did that take to come out? Maybe I’m going to have diarrhea soon. Felt like a bunch of little rocks came out. First a big turd came out,...
I found Terry Lovelace's camping spot he talks about in Devils Den The Reckoning
You need to enter the coordinates in Google Earth. He claims the coordinates are his property, so linking to that might be illegal. I’d recommend send...
I thought Lilly wanted in my lap
She jumped on me, so I was trying to get her in my lap. Mr. Bodhi came over, jumped on me, then was trying to get his back legs up as well, if I recall corre...
Sadie is still at Julie's Jungle
I think the dog she came in with, was younger, and possibly had German Shepherd in him. He got adopted. Nobody wants to do the work to train Sadie apparently...
Broiled hotdogs are way better than microwaved hotdogs
Tastes like it was cooked outside, and only takes five minutes. I didn’t bother preheating the air fryer/combo. My air fryer oven thing does lots of st...
Still can't login to the Kaiser app on my phone
I just changed my password in a browser on my Mac mini, and says the same thing. Guess they aren’t going to fix it. Doctor still hasn’t replied t...
If Tonka is done haunting me
It might be time to get a living dog again. Except, I have a new problem, constipation. I don’t know if I want to walk a dog around the building when m...
Broiled hotdogs
That might only take five minutes, to broil a hotdog. Just buy Nathans or Hebrew hotdogs. Don’t know if I’ve ever had cheap hotdogs. Probably not...
If you need Rosetta, macOS 11.3 might remove it
Might only happen in some regions. That’ll make running Intel apps fun, they won’t run anymore. Apple didn’t wait very long to remove it, i...
I need to convert this site to Hugo
That’ll speed it up, because bots will get 404 errors. There won’t be any login to try and brute force anymore. It’ll also make me post les...
Devils Den: The Reckoning
My book came today. I wonder how long it’ll take to read. I didn’t start yet. I did make a milkshake, possibly too much ice cream, might of neede...
If the only option is a dog that needs training
I think I should get a hound dog. There might only be one hound dog in my area on Petfinder. And they might have bit somebody, possibly a young child. Suppos...
I'm full of shit
No dump yet today. Just one real dump yesterday. No stomach pain yet either. Real dump, meaning not just a small turd that I forced out. I could probably for...
Nothing like being depressed in bed
It was almost 11 AM before I got out of bed. I was thinking about my mom’s friend with cancer. I’ve never seen her. All I know is she likes cats....
Do I have any food stamps left?
Got to check. If I don’t, I’ll be spending my other money once I get a pickup. Service Unavailable it says. Does that mean I have no food stamps?...
She's upset because I don't like loud children
She might have said that’s disappointing. I don’t recall, I only recall her not being pleased when I told her the reason I shouldn’t go to ...
Managing your money is easy
Just don’t spend it. It’s not rocket science. They should increase my income to five grand a month, the republicans wouldn’t support doing ...
The lazy dog with heart worms might have been adopted
That didn’t take long. That means there’s no dogs available for adoption that would work now. That’s good news for me, I get to keep doing ...
Nice, I'm a fool for being hosted by BuyVM
Read this old bad review. I don’t participate in the chat. I don’t think Fran is a God either. I don’t require management from them either....
That's depressing
Her friend is dying of cancer. Another friend of hers did die of cancer. I rode with her to pickup one of her cats, at her house. She went to hospice today. ...
Why do I have a pending charge for $0 at a ATM after paying T-Mobile?
There’s two $0 charges, and one actual charge. Don’t recall if that happened last month as well. One of the charges says it’s a ATM. Might ...
That's one way to get an ankle bracelet off
In Family Guy, Meg cut her ankle and foot off. Lois found her bracelet, and her foot was still in it. She was walking through the snowy woods, with her stub ...
Damn, that dog has too much energy
They are black and white. The breed is Alaskan Malamute & Siberian Husky Mix. I’m guessing Alaskan Malamute is high energy as well, somebody alread...
Apple should make Comcast let you pay with Apple Pay
Having to enter my card every month is a pain. I learned my lesson about having my card saved on anything. I try to keep that at a minimum. Otherwise, I have...
Nice amount of money in the credit union
The combined amount, for my checking and savings. It won’t be as much after I pay all my shitty bills. If I had an income of more, my rent would be mor...