Dick UFO

If I knew how to draw, I’d make a dick UFO. You know who you’d see in the dome? I won’t spoil it for you. Maybe when they fix my brain, I’ll be able to make it a reality.

This is the best I can do.

No, I don’t know how to draw. I’m a pornstar, not an artist.

Who’s going to fix my brain? Aliens, because humans are too stupid to do so.

I still need to buy Terry Lovelace’s second book. But the shipping says Friday of next week, might as well wait till the 1st. Maybe I’ll buy something else as well. I don’t like Kindle books, it’s DRM riddled. Amazon might last nine more years though. The end of days, might come by 2030, if what somebody told Linda was true. The world might be covered in water. At least, I won’t have to wipe my ass, the water that drowns me will take care of that.