She's strictly a bottom
Who? Hard to say. That’s better than her being strictly a top. Strictly a top, means a sore anus. If that’s the case, do it on her bed. She’...
Apple really is a greedy dick
If any of this is true. I don’t use texting on T-Mobile prepaid. Or voicemail. That’s what Google Voice is for. I want the 2G data after using my...
Tello Mobile
Somebody linked to that on the Visible Reddit. Probably no eSIM support. Cheaper then prepaid T-Mobile, barely. Is 500 MB of data enough? With unlimited text...
A better switch is almost $200
If you get a WiFi 6 AP, you might want a switch that does 2.5G, I’d get a managed one, for VLANs. You can combine two network cards with the switch I h...
Still no eSIM option on Mint Mobile's site
Even entering the second IMEI doesn’t make the option show up on the checkout, and that’s using Firefox, since the cart likes being empty in Safa...
I still like hound dogs
A specific kind, treeing walker coonhound. I like how they pickup scents when walking them. Instead of me walking them, they will walk me. I’ll go on a...
That dog and cat are best friends
Their high energy dog Henry, has separation anxiety, so they got him a cat. He wasn’t sure of the cat right away. Well, now the cat goes with them, hik...
Ghost Nation The Apparition of Amelia
That episode has all the video proof I need of life after death. The video evidence shows a manifestation. I have the “Behind the Investigation” ...
Who said I was mad at her?
I already said yesterday, I’m not going to her house today. I don’t want to listen to loud people at her house. Also, my stomach hurts. Why would...
Wouldn't recommend getting constipated
Lots of work to get the shit out if you are constipated. Probably not all of it will come out either. Stomach pain as well. Should probably stop eating chees...
Kenmore Camera's new site sucks
Doesn’t say the mount for lenses. Panasonic makes lenses for more than one mount. That could be a micro four third lens, but it would suck if you paid ...
Is there Linux radio scanning software?
Apparently not much for macOS. That guy that recorded the audio from a plane, that saw a UFO, must be using Windows. It’s not worth buying a scanner, i...
Why the fuck would you put something on the TV if you think that?
She said something about being in prison on the couch. Because I got mad at her for having volume on her phone while I was trying to watch the show she put o...
Channels DVR isn't really worth $80 a year
The software isn’t completely automatic after adding your shows. If your shows don’t air, because lame racing is on instead, the program gets fuc...
T-Mobile data breach
They might not have my social security number, might not be needed for prepaid. Still alarming, if the below source is true, three breaches in less than a ye...
Visible has eSIM support
Pretty sure that’s owned by Verizon. They use Verizon’s towers as well. I saw somebody mention Visible on the Mint Mobile Reddit. There’s n...
That might be the last time I go to her house
Loud assholes. Her ex came home, and he talked very loud in the kitchen to her, while I was trying to watch something on TV. I missed most of it, you canR...
UFO/Alien books are as good as TV
The problem with TV, is shows take a break. And when they aren’t, it’s only on once a week. There’s lots of books you can read. If you are ...
Sleeping is like losing consciousness
At least that’s what I experienced while sleeping last night/early this morning. I kept waking up, but was too tired to get up. Apparently the dreaming...
Lost a pound in a day
Weigh yourself on the day you normally do, and at around the same time. That’s better than what I weighed yesterday. Maybe the constipated dump weighed...
Nice, if you don't mind Google selling your data, you soon might be able to do video chats on dialup internet
In America people are still using dialup in some places. It’s all they can get, unless they want to pay a fortune for satellite internet. You’d t...
Can I stay on this planet?
While everybody else goes to Mars? I’ll stay here and risk the Earth being covered in water. Also going to Mars in 2030 might be too late, the great fl...
There is only two genders, male and female
Who said transgender is a different gender? It just means they identify with some other gender. A congress woman put a transgender flag outside her office. A...
Will the next iPhone SE get the fancy magnet thing?
The iPhone 12 has a fancy powerful magnet, you can attach accessories to it. Apple might be making a battery that attaches by it. If I keep getting up before...
You should be glad I ran away from you
You don’t want to live your life being my caregiver. The caregiver I have, doesn’t particularly want to do it. Or at least, thinks I don’t ...
You aren't living in a world of matter
It’s all a holographic. How does that get created by chance? Why doesn’t my hand go through me when I wipe my anus? That’s a hardcore priso...
She found a lab
But he’s energetic. He’d be like Bodhi, wanting me to play constantly. And he has seizures. He’s on medicine for whatever condition he has....
Is that against eBay's terms?
Selling used toilet paper? You can claim its Donald Trump’s used toilet paper. Trump supporters will make the bid sky rocket. It’s a little piece...
That dog didn't last long
On Petfinder. A border collie lab mix. She’s a puppy, similar in size to when they brought Tonka home. Doesn’t look exactly like Tonka. But she d...
Does any non cheap brand make a battery powered lantern?
The Energizer one, reviews say the batteries get stuck in it. You need pliers to get it out. It can be powered by D or AA batteries. Maybe they are putting b...
Well, my video appointment will be hard to do
On my phone, it says unable to login, please try again. Probably won’t work on the iPad either. I use the iPad for video appointments. I can login on a...
Nothing like taking a dump before 9 AM
I had to get out of bed to shit. I also gained 1.8 pounds, if I recall correctly. Different time and day. If I ever go to the doctor, I’ll gain 10 or m...
I remember last time on a Friday that I had an appointment and she cleaned
She thinks because I wasn’t replying that I didn’t want her to clean that day. Doesn’t matter when the appointment is over, I’m going...
Isn't it amazing how a bunch of people think a massive universe is mostly empty?
What would be the point in a massive universe, if humans are the only life in it? There wouldn’t be any point. The problem is, those people think God a...
Dick UFO
If I knew how to draw, I’d make a dick UFO. You know who you’d see in the dome? I won’t spoil it for you. Maybe when they fix my brain, I&#...
Damn, should have waited on buying the Mac mini
You can get refurbished M1 Mac minis now. $929 for 16 GB and 512 GB SSD. How much was mine? Possibly $899 before tax, so for $29 more you get more RAM. Yup, ...
Nobody moved into that guys apartment
Looks like people are replacing the floors in his old apartment. I can hear them in the bathroom. It’s possible I’m hearing somebody else as well...
Turned the blender off too soon
I might of used the right amount of milk though. I think it was 1/2 cup of milk. I was trying for 1/3 cup of milk, but filled it up too much, the measuring c...
She's pissed
All I did was tell her about the news she missed while she was in the kitchen. And then she says “Can we listen to this now?” in an extremely pis...
Comcast still hasn't lowered my internet speed
I have their prepaid internet, but set it up on my own modem. I get over 200 Mbps. I was paying for their post paid internet before. They did throttle it a c...
People still use the elephant killer domain registrar
Terry Lovelace is using them, even to host their website. I don’t give money to elephant killers, at least not if I know they are. Surprised shooting a...
How big is your cock?
That’s a good first question to ask a trans woman. Why? You don’t have to worry about her sticking it up Uranus. She won’t want anything to...
That didn't take long
He fixed the kitchen sink, it was clogged up. Funny he wore gloves, the ones you throw away when done. No mask though. I won’t complain to the office, ...
Terry Lovelace can back up his story
He has x-ray images, showing something in his thigh, and x-ray images showing it removed. Not to mention the images of bruising on his thigh after it was rem...
That could be a problem
The dog with heart worms might not be able to play as much as Bodhi wants to play. Would she stop or just keep playing? I don’t particularly want a hom...
Mac not connecting to Samba share when it wakes up?
Looks like what I found on DuckDuckGo, for a network delay after waking my Mac mini up sometimes, fixed it. You have to renew the IP. Is there an automatic w...
Sure it takes a lot of exposure to get COVID
That’s what the letter that was on my door says. Apparently residents have been harassing people. Probably because most of the people don’t wear ...
How can you lock certain thoughts in your mind up in its own compartment?
When Terry Lovelace was communicating with Betty, she said he already knows how to keep some thoughts private. He kept all the horrible thoughts locked away ...
Bummer, I might only live 9 more years
If I heard the time range right, 2020 to 2030, on Earthfiles. Somebody was telling her about time travel, and they investigated between 2020 and 2030. He saw...
Too much work to remove DRM from Kindle Books
There might not be a method for the latest Amazon Kindle App anyways. You’d have to find an old version of the App. That might work on a Mac or a PC, b...
YABS BuyVM Slice 4096
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The US government might kill Terry Lovelace
For writing two books about his Alien encounters. You know that validates everything he said right? That’s how I look at it. I’ll buy the second ...
Don't drop a piece of a snickers candy bar on the floor
You’ll step in it, and have sticky on your sock. I tried getting it off, but I just smeared it or something instead. So now I have a piece of snickers ...
That's why I don't like going to the store with my sister
The back of her vehicle is filthy. I just got hay or something on my mouth, probably was on my Zevia. They didn’t put the Zevia in a bag, so it was sit...
Probably shouldn't get a dog
Depression is coming back, started yesterday. Just like somebody from Canada said, depression has no reason. Except in my case, it could, I might have been c...
That doesn't make sense
It would make more sense if > worked. Shouldn’t the time stamp be greater than 90 days ago? Apparently not. Old: 1606370044 Test: 1613980800 There&...
This book is legal?
The US government is working with Aliens, they got folks in flight suits on motherships. I wouldn’t advise reading Incident At Devils Den by Terry Love...
Might be semi constipated
Not enough food to get my bowels moving. The dump after dinner was just a couple logs. That’s what happens when you run out of snacks. On another note,...
LES doesn't allow sexual posts
I was going to register the username “hairyfupa”, or “Hairyfupa”. But it looks like it’s against their terms. I’ll have t...
Momma dog
The dog she sent me last night, the one that’ll sit in your lap. Apparently that place gives you 48 hours with the dog, to see if it’s going to w...
2.32 TB written on my Mac mini's SSD
It’s soldered down, so when it can’t write anymore, the Mac mini is 100% useless. That’s according to sudo smartctl —all /dev/disk0. ...
Nothing like waking up depressed
Had a horrible feeling in my stomach when I woke up. Probably because I slept longer than my body and/or mind wanted to sleep. I was waiting till 10 AM, so h...
That nap messed my sleep up
Can’t fall a sleep. So, making some chicken noodle soup in the microwave. That’ll help my heartburn, probably not. Neither did the hot sauce crac...
AMD Ryzen Linux PC seems faster than M1 Mac mini
And that’s with the AMD CPU at 2.20 GHz. On the powersave CPU governor. Part of the problem is the Mac mini has only 8 GB of RAM. I’ll probably b...
That dog will sit on the couch with you
Possibly in your lap. But she has heart worms. Does the treatment make it non spreadable? If a bug bites her, and then bites a different dog, will they get i...
That's a horrible camping trip
In the Incident At Devils Den by Terry Lovelace. Toby apparently died on the streets of Flint, Michigan. I guess he lost his wife before he ended up on the s...
You don't want a visit from the OSI
Don’t ask me what that stands for, DuckDuckGo doesn’t know. Something in the Air Force. Guess he shouldn’t have trespassed on federal land....
"Sorry you feel that way"
She just confirmed what I said as true. You’d waste time going to somebody’s house with people that can’t stand you? I could say “Sur...
That's some brutal medicine
Felt sick to my stomach after I took it. Still kind of do. I ate something other than goldfish. Not sure that helped much. Might not be the medicine, in the ...
Still no reply to the message I sent my doctor
Sent it on the 8th, and still haven’t gotten a reply. Well, that was pointless, emailing him.
That was a hot dream
We exchanged private parts, I got her pussy, and she got my dick. She probably kept her tits. She was fucking me in my pussy, or her pussy. Wasn’t doin...
The War On Dildos
Elect enough conservative communists to power, and the dildo up Uranus, will be a federal crime. Conservatives, don’t want the government dictating the...
Ha, she thinks I didn't send angry texts
Depends what you define angry texts as. I probably won’t be sending her any texts from now on. I won’t be answering phone calls either, I turned ...
That wasn't very nice
Making women go insane by pursuing me. Oh well, I only live once with this memory. There’s no guarantees on what happens when you die. You could ask an...
That's another good reason to not go to her house
My younger sister lives there. She always says she has to go to work, if you ask her anything. Even though she isn’t going when you ask her, it can be ...
Going to need the second book by Terry Lovelace soon
Won’t take too long to read the first book he wrote. I should lookup the Benny Hill or whoever story though. I’ve heard parts of it, on various s...
Not getting a dog
It wasn’t my idea to get a dog. If she wants a dog, she can get another one. Just like going to the doctor wasn’t my idea, I might cancel that. I...
Can't even have a wet dream
Was having sex with a woman in the snow, then fell into an underground building. We were walking for some reason, and then a teacher from my high school saw ...
Wild goose chase
If you like a wild goose chase, I’m the man you want to try and date. The keyword is try. It never ends well when women show any interest in me. I̵...
Not just carpal tunnel syndrome
Thumb hurts as well. Probably arthritis. She claims I’m too young to have arthritis in my fingers. I disagree. Well, my thumb does. Just crack your knu...
The ice cream function on my blender isn't automatic
If you don’t turn it off manually, it’ll turn your milkshake into liquid. I turned it off, to check it, and it was almost liquid. It’s clos...
Most humans don't want Aliens or UFOs to exist
Or that was the case in the 60s. Just ask the guy that wrote the Devils Den book. Everybody said his eyes were playing tricks on him, UFOs don’t exist....
My dad considered himself nice?
He wasn’t particularly nice to me. He never reached out to me, even after I turned 18. Sisters weren’t nice either, never offered to take me with...
And somebody adopted Penny
Bummer. Only Rupert is left at Scraps, and some other dogs. Somebody will probably adopt him before I can meet him again as well. She isn’t on Scraps s...
That guy is a Veteran?
The guy that wrote the Devils Den book. The radiologist report was replaced with a new report, that doesn’t mention the artifacts. He went to the VA. W...
You know what's funny?
I remember when all three dogs were alive, I was going to bed, but there was no room on my bed, because of the way they were all laying. So, I tried sleeping...
That's an odd place for a bump
Or tumor. On my head, under my ear, so possibly not a brain tumor. There’s also bumps under my hair. I scratch them off. If it’s a tumor, I’...
Beagle
That might be the breed of dog to get. One site says mostly low maintenance. They are also a hound dog, just smaller than the other two I saw. According to P...
I gained 2.6 pounds
Looks like my snack diet isn’t working. That’s a bummer. I did buy some pita crackers I don’t like, two boxes of them. Don’t really l...
Apparently you can store massive amounts of data in DNA
How do I get the tech needed to embed data into DNA that I can put in inanimate objects? Scientists can do it. Is there a how to video on YouToot? That’...
Incident at Devils Den, a true story by Terry Lovelace
My book came today, didn’t start reading it yet. Probably not good to read in bed, it might mess up your dreams. Once you buy one Alien related book, y...
The little dog failed
Some little dog was barking their ass off all morning. I was trying to have a wet dream, by lucid dreaming. I finally succeeded, while the dog was disrupting...
That's a good Christmas card for your lover
A butt naked picture of yourself. Every Christmas, it can be the same photo, if you are lazy. Just hope they don’t open it at their parents house. Thei...
The Top Ramen might of came out
That dump was runny. I could have put this under the too much milk post. Lactose can give me runny dumps as well. Could have been dinner as well, Arby’...
Too much milk
In that milkshake. Good thing I like milk, so I’m not complaining yet. My stomach might eventually. Tonka might have been telepathic. Not just cats, th...
Home wrecker
Have you ever almost got laid by somebody who isn’t single? I have at least once, and I was chatting with somebody, and she called me a home wrecker. T...
Three dumps so far today
If I recall correctly. That Top Ramen before bed might have done the trick. It can give me diarrhea, no diarrhea today yet, the last dump felt like it might ...
What happens if you capture a man in black?
Somebody who got a visit from one of them, they heard them say their energy is low. So, they left. Well, what happens, if you stall them until their energy d...
Interesting
The earliest AM recording from my security camera is around 6 AM. It records when the motion activated lights turn on, I intentionally made it do that. Well,...
Knowing about UFOs is dangerous
The men in black might be androids, and will make your heart be gone. By sending it to a different dimension. If you study UFOs and have lots of credible inf...
Not the dogs for me
Went to Julia’s Jungle, to meet Bear and Sadie. Both are labs, but both are high energy. The dogs wouldn’t calm down, so she didn’t take th...
No knocking
When I went to bed. But I figured out, I could have easily done it when falling a sleep the night before. Just put your hand close to the wall, and move your...
The credit union app doesn't work on the Apple Watch
It doesn’t show any balances. Might be because the WiFi is disabled on it. It worked once, not anymore. You shouldn’t need WiFi on a watch. Oh wa...
SVAR
That might do the trick, if I get a microphone. Oh wait, that won’t record light knocks. Might record somebody talking through me, if the microphone is...
That's a little late
Apple Watch said it finished updating when I put it on today. I updated it last night, if I recall correctly. Don’t think it has auto updates enabled. ...
She asked if my younger sister ever asked me for help
She has, either about a video game console, or a computer. The good news is, she won’t get any help from me ever again. I won’t respond to anythi...
Will there be light knocking or tapping tonight?
If it was happening in somebody else’s apartment, it would have to be loud for me to hear it. Sounds like light knocking or tapping. Maybe I’m st...
Nice bowels
Feels like I need to go, go to the bathroom, and all I do is pee. I did go earlier. So apparently, the second time I think I need to go, it’s a false a...
Kaiser sucks
Can’t login, not in the app, or their shitty website. The shitty website shows something, but redirects back to the login page before I can read it. If...
Damn it
The other lab one place has, they have three, she doesn’t like cats, young children, or small dogs. Says she needs a home without that. Her home would ...
She believes in God
But thinks a massive universe only has us. She said she disagrees on almost all Alien stuff. She’ll be in for a shock someday. I won’t be. The on...
Who was knocking on my wall?
I was getting ready to fall a sleep, and heard two knocks on the wall, not very loud. It freaked me out, then I fell a sleep. That’s not the first knoc...
Thanks, shitty Nascar racing
All four of my cartoons, recorded Nascar racing. There was an old episode of Family Guy in the last show to record, it was supposed to be a new Family Guy. I...
Worshipping Aliens
That could be more logical than worshipping ass. I personally don’t do either. If Aliens can create us, they might as well be Gods. Now, why they haven...
Yup, the TV matches the monitor pretty close
Just looked at a Earthfiles YouToot video on my monitor, to see if it looks similar to the TV. The TV might actually look better. Probably because it’s...
Bodhi didn't get to meet Penny and Rupert
Went to Scraps, but the guy never went outside with the dogs, at 12 PM, we waited almost 15 minutes. Why shouldn’t I get a dog for feeling guilty about...
Why does it feel like I need to shit shortly after shitting?
I was in the shower, and it felt like I needed to shit. If you don’t go, then the feeling goes away. I didn’t feel like going in the shower. That...
I'd adopt a 20 pound dog
He has white, might be black as well. I like those colors. Black and white. Probably because all three original dogs were those colors, either black, or blac...
One reason Aliens would want us to survive
Whichever species created us, might feel a responsibility to help us. So it’s possible, they will help us leave this planet, before it’s destroye...
I lucked out, and got a woman at the haircutting place
There was one guy worker. She should have went in though, she could have paid for it. That’s a good deal for me. I like collecting money, not spending....
Haha, the Earth might be gone in 10-20 years
Sweet, I don’t have to live to be an old man. Unless I get selected to leave the planet, doubtful. I’m too much of a burden on the government. Th...
She doesn't even want to discuss the dogs we met
She basically doesn’t want to speak to me. Not sure we really need Bodhi to meet them, since she won’t even discuss it with me. I try talking abo...
Now, that's what I call a runny dump
Probably from what I ate for lunch, lots of lactose. Surprised I could hold it in until I got home. I did feel it before I ate dinner. But, I didn’t wa...
Some rocks came out
Looked like more than one turd came out. I only felt a rock once though, maybe it all came out as one. I should really not buy cheese, no runny dumps, just r...
Trump supporters aren't the brightest bunch
The Trump & Putin question on ANTARCTICA: ALIEN SECRETS BENEATH THE ICE is related to the show. Trump had a private meeting with Russia, and I think afte...
That doesn't work for mediating either
This doesn’t. I didn’t try that hard though. I closed my eyes, and tried doing the breathing, but I’ve been banned from mediating. Might wo...
Met Rupert and Penny
Both of them are wary of new people. Having second thoughts about getting a dog, they’d require a walk everyday. Both are under 2 years old most likely...
Did you watch the Ancient Aliens with William Shatner?
I did, but I was getting sleepy during it, it wasn’t over till 11 PM or later. I started watching it around 9:30 PM I think. Two fucking hours long. Mi...
The Black Death might have been caused by Aliens
According to this, people saw UFOs spraying gas. Even the men in black were seen with a strange instrument waving it. So, the men in black, might not be huma...
Ha, Windows and Intel are great
The self checkout things at Rite Aid use Windows. How do I know? The thing froze up, when she tried paying. She got to where the cords are, and unplugged it ...
The maintenance guy can spread COVID to this building
He doesn’t wear a mask. So, unless he starts doing so, it can be spread to everybody. Hmm, the building could get shutdown for doing that. A lot of hom...
Hopefully I didn't take my medicine twice tonight
Couldn’t remember if I took it, so I took it possibly again. I might be sleeping if I took it twice, might also get agitated tomorrow, that’ll be...
How does somebody go from prosecuting the mafia to being Trump's defense lawyer?
Trump is a criminal as well. He incites violence on the capital. The republicans decided Trump not being convicted is more important than their own lives. Yo...
Ha "I forgot your name after the first date"
But when you click the missed connection, it doesn’t exactly fit that title. And they left no contact info, so not a missed connection. I might say tha...
Nice, you might get shows early if you use TV Everywhere
It’s recording Ancient Aliens, but the new episode isn’t on till 9 PM, according to Philo. It’s almost done recording, it started at 6 PM. ...
OnlyFans is a good income source
I’ve seen that linked on cams. Probably saw an advertisement for it on other porn sites as well. But, a better option, is Bitcoin. Make your own site, ...
That magical rat might be a lady
Not the rat, the human they turn into. Look at their ass. Then look at their face, you might have to wait for a good view.
Not surprising
Somebody in the building tested positive for COVID. Probably one of the people that don’t wear a mask. I doubt putting that on everybody’s door w...
The 48 pound dog is shy
She made an appointment to go and see him. He could have pitbull in him, as they asked if there was breed restrictions. I think somebody here had a pitbull, ...
Now, that's what I call a wet dream
She might have had a cock in the dream. Was there even sex in the dream? Or did I just see her cock and have a wet dream? I don’t recall. I can barely ...
Tonka was sleeping by me last night
According to how I was laying, and probably according to my mind. I was laying like somebody was by me when I woke up. That’s what she’d do when ...
Channels DVR guide data sucks
There will be two new The Simpsons episodes, both aren’t marked as new. I manually searched and found two new episodes. You’d have to record all ...
That's the problem with not social distancing
You might get a fever and feel sick. It could be COVID. Most of the people in the building, don’t even wear a mask.
Eaters & Feeders
Is there already an App called that on the App Store? It’ll be an App for adults to find a feeder and/or eater, they might be a watcher. Apple probably...
They should get rid of background checks for buying guns
They shouldn’t require any ID either. Anybody with enough money should be allowed to purchase a gun, even children. Just got out of an insane asylum? Y...
How do you fall a sleep?
Slowly, or instantly? I lay in bed, and then after who knows how long, I instantly fall a sleep. I can’t fall a sleep slowly, it has to be instant. Or ...
Some people eat shit
They call themselves an eater apparently. If I recall correctly, I saw that in the “gay for straight” section of a personal site. They were looki...
Intel is sad that Apple left them
I don’t like Windows, or Intel. Intel fans lie about what’s better. Said an i3 of some sort was better than the AMD CPU I had. Not for games, the...
I have enough money to get a dog
I probably don’t have enough will power to take care of a dog though. She claims Sofie didn’t have the same temperament as Tonka. I might not kno...
Elisa Lam
She wasn’t murdered. It was an accidental drowning. And I was right, both dates say the 18th, on the autopsy report. I then sort of saw how they might ...
I'll do anything you're asking
That’s more entertaining than the actual Super Bowel.
I found a dog that doesn't look like Tonka
Only 48 pounds, so slightly smaller than the dog that looks like Tonka. They could have pitbull in them, and since they are at Scraps, you don’t know w...
Maybe don't let your M1 Mac mini go to sleep
The ethernet doesn’t work always, when waking up. You have to wait ages for Safari to open, then it won’t load anything. Not even SSH works. No w...
This site is popular in Russia
According to Cloudflare. Over 1,000 requests from Russia, the US has slightly more though. That’s requests, not unique. Probably trying to hack it. Tha...
Skid Row
Apparently one of the poorest places in the world. Lots of violence and drugs as well. Don’t stay in a hotel on Skin Row, you might end up in a water t...
Notice how no voices talk through me while crying?
Oh wait, they can’t, as I’m crying. They could send messages into my mind while crying. Telepathic. Since, I couldn’t identify who talked t...
Interesting boots
The pain is worse right after you put them on, then it goes away a little. And I think I tied my left boot tighter, there wasn’t much pain in the right...
It's funny how my younger sister doesn't want to help me
She just says she has to work, if you ask her anything. You could do it before work. If she said just no, then there’d be no excuse not to do it. If yo...
That's why I disabled Siri
See this. Might not be completely disabled, but it isn’t always listening for “Hey Siri”. The home button doesn’t bring it up either....
SafeLink
I might not pay for T-Mobile prepaid next month. SafeLink is free, and you get more data. Only around 300 minutes. I could also use her plan for free, then I...
North Dakota Bill would be a bummer for Apple
If such a bill ever passes, Apple will be forced to let other App Stores on iPhones. And they’d be forced to allow apps that don’t use their paym...
Not constipated anymore
I just took my second dump of the day, most likely will have at least one more. That’s IBS for you, sometimes constipated, sometimes diarrhea, sometime...
Thunderbolt capture cards are expensive
That would cost $450. You could get a PCIe card and put it in a Thunderbolt enclosure, but there’s probably only Windows drivers, so useless for Macs. ...
Damn, I miss Tonka
It’ll be two years soon, and I’m still crying about her. Pretty sure I was crying while sleeping, it messed my breathing up more than once. That ...
The Olympus E-PM1 would have been fine
If I didn’t underexpose almost all the photos. That means, the ISO I want is more sensitive on my E-M5 Mark II. I have no idea what the settings were o...
You can't park in all parking lots in Cyberpunk 2077
See this video. The player gets angry, and blows the motorcycle up, killing the player’s character. Did they test all the parking lots? You can’t...
Glad I don't live with another human
They might get mad at stuff you do, like putting dishes in the sink, rather than the dishwasher. I’d have somebody always angry at me, for not living m...
That dog might look like Tonka
Well, she thinks they look similar. Probably the reason I like them. Only around 50 pounds. Probably a border collie, I think they are smaller than Tonka. If...
Boots still hurt
Mostly when standing up or walking. Going up stairs suck with these boots. Don’t ask me why, it’s just harder. Not to mention, they might be bigg...
Damn bowels
Been shitting all day. Doesn’t want to all come out at once. You’ll be using more toilet paper if your bowels do that. You could just not wipe ti...
What is the security camera doing?
Looks like a light change, but the video after it is brighter, even after the lights turn off. No lights on in the video with the light change, other than LE...
Softener
Some people have to think about something to go flaccid? I personally don’t have to think anything. In bed, if I think about sex or nudity, I get an er...
That dog might be lazy
But she’s 8-8 1/2 years old. You’d be saying goodbye to her soon. Apparently her person died. They can’t keep her, as they have two other d...
Carpal tunnel are the words I was looking for
When I was in bed. No wonder I don’t have nightmares very often, I can’t remember anything in bed. My left wrist and slightly up my arm hurt in b...
I'm not falling for that crap again
That’s what I’ll say if she asks if I’m going over there for dinner. Last time I tried telling her yes, she decided she wasn’t doing ...
That might be the solution to my boots
Don’t wear ankle socks with em. Get socks that go up higher, then the boots won’t be touching my leg skin. May or may not work, depends how thick...
That's what I call diarrhea
Probably caused by the pizza rolls I ate earlier. I didn’t have any snacks earlier. Not till 5 PM when I picked up my order. There was some straining a...
The dog should be 40+ pounds
And they should like being close to people, preferably in laps. I’d like Tonka size, which would be 60+ pounds, if I recall correctly, she was overweig...
The republicans would vote to convict a democrat not in office anymore if they did what Trump did
So grow some balls, and do the right thing, convict a horrible man of inciting violence. The only way to protect a democracy, is if both parties will convict...
Oops I shit again
And it felt so good. Well, not really, not all of it wanted to come out. I did get a bunch of snacks from Fred Meyer. Not sure how I’m going to eat it ...
Why would I give them money for ripping off Epic Rap Battles Of History?
There’s somebody else making Rap Battles, there’s one of Donald Trump vs Mr. Burns. Surprised YouToot allows that. Well, Epic Rap Battles Of Hist...
Got my new ID
Same old photo. I renewed online. Damn, I could have got a masked photo if I went to the place. I’d keep that photo forever on my ID, with a mask on. W...
Trumpets on Digital Photography Review
They claim robbing people is legal in California. Probably because they think the election was stolen. Sorry to sink your boat, Joe Biden won fair and square...
When will Safeway in this city take EBT for pickups?
A bunch of other places in Washington take EBT, just not here. Walmart lets you pay with EBT online, for their pickup. I don’t really shop at Walmart m...
She might need to email her doctor as well
About her medicine, as she gets angry at everything as well. If she’s not on medicine, maybe she should start taking some. The solution to me not getti...
You might be better off keeping your asshole wet
Or your towel will smell like wet ass. Oh well, it’s just ass, you only live once. Unless you reincarnate with zero memory. Now, that would really suck...
Only took one night of no CBD
It was fucking my medicine up. Didn’t feel depressed when I woke up today, so I didn’t have to cry to get rid of the feeling. Don’t really ...
What did they do?
I was laying in bed, maybe sort of sleeping, and the office lady was knocking on the door. A new door key, and key for the gate and lobby. So, they probably ...
Is that dog lazy?
They almost look like Meiko, but the first picture, they look funny. You can see their bottom teeth. I like the funny first photo. Probably don’t like ...
I didn't need a lecture about buying power in Robinhood
I already knew what it was, not my fault people don’t understand what I’m saying. Maybe people can’t hear me speak, not my problem. And you...
No more CBD for me
Since she thinks my medicine isn’t working. It hasn’t occurred to her that I’m just an asshole. You won’t know if the CBD is interact...
No, I have to work
That’ll be my response to anybody asking anything of me. That’s what my younger sister said. She says that every time, or basically the same thin...
You don't need a lover
If you have a sex drive, just get a sex doll. Nobody will be butt hurt, when they find out, all you wanted was their pussy and/or ass. If you have no sex dri...
She's under estimating my laziness
I won’t walk to any store to buy food. And I won’t cook in anything other than the microwave, unless I get hungry enough. It might be too late by...
Super Bowl, a giant waste of money
The only thing it’s good for, is falling a sleep. Might be more entertaining if you like watching men in tights play with balls. On another note, I ate...
Columbia Bugaboot III Snow Boot - Men's
The $100 boots I don’t need fit. Good thing I ordered the 10.5 ones, they might not of fit if I ordered whatever size my shoes and other boots are. It&...
Fuck, my antidepressant is metabolized by the liver
According to Wikipedia. Does my doctor know anything about CBD? Either the info available isn’t true, or my doctor knows nothing. A small dose of CBD m...
Dolby Vision might be useless on my cheap Vizio TV
The Mafia show on Netflix, says it has Dolby Vision. But it doesn’t look great, at least the dark scenes don’t. It’s possible the HDR on my...
That dream might explain how humans forget, and how you reincarnate
I was trying to remember the name of a high school teacher while dreaming. I had to wake up, and it still took some thinking to get the name. I was also a yo...
Dogecoin might be a good investment
My $9 is over $15 now. I think it was even more earlier. When will it go back down to $9? I need to buy some more. Buy it when it tanks, sell it when it goes...
CBD can kill you
If it’s not FDA approved. Some of them have containments. Like metal, pesticides, even other drugs. Source Don’t ask me about the credibility of ...
She claims I was rude to everybody
Not really true, I didn’t say anything to at least two people. Also, what about her being rude? Asking if somebody can drop a package off isn’t r...
The Book Of Enoch The Real Bible
Don’t believe the site that says The Book Of Enoch isn’t real. Actually, neither are real, both most likely written by man. Therefore, I donR...
That was a good crying session
Probably about Tonka, at least that’s who was in my mind. She was super scared in that little room. I should have picked her up, and put her on my lap,...
I only gained 0.3 pounds
Looks like the new diet isn’t resulting in weight loss. Might take longer than two days. I did take a dump before 10 AM again, the only reason I got ou...
That expensive MSI motherboard isn't very good
If you intend on using a 5000 series with it, you need to upgrade the bios, and the updated bios might not work for the 5000 series. Somebody upgraded the bi...
That's not the meanest thing you can do
Say something about finding a local person to be your caregiver. That’ll save her money on gas. The message she left says something about that. You can...
That'll trigger crying
Reading the title about a dying dog being abandoned in a parking lot. I might not of been crying about that dog though. Tonka was scared, especially at the e...
Good thing I don't actually want a dog anyways
No need to move somewhere bigger. I can stay here till I die, or get evicted. There’s no benefit whatsoever to living on her property. Maybe for her fa...
Haha
Some guy outside was asking how I was, then asked again, then said “Hello?”. I didn’t reply to anything. I don’t want to have a conve...
Didn't Red Pocket buy Unreal Mobile?
Red Pocket ignores emails, I sent an email to them a long time. They basically ripped me off. I gave them free money. The eBay seller, claims the plan I boug...
Pizza rolls are good for your bowels
I got all my shitting done before 10 AM. I did think I needed to go again, after 10 AM, but it was a false positive. Might have been hungry, all I ate today ...
All I have to do is stop taking my antidepressant?
And the OCD will be gone? Well, that would be the opposite of what they claim, so it might work. They claim antidepressants help with anxiety, among other th...
Mint Mobile isn't really worth using
Their site is buggy as fuck. You have to delete cookies, to get the shopping cart to work again, or it’ll say you need something in your cart to checko...
My name isn't Tommy
My name is Thomas. Tommy isn’t a name of an asshole, that would be a young person that knows no better. I’m not young, and I should know better b...
US Mobile has a $12 plan now
Its 1 GB, the total is around $16. Not convinced my SIM card will work, it’ll let me pay for it, so it detects the SIM card number. But, it was before ...
She took that better then I thought she would
I told her I can find somebody that lives in town to clean and do my laundry. Maybe skip the clean part, and just do the laundry myself. I’ll be cancel...
Mint Mobile might have eSIM now
Think T-Mobile cancelled my account, the prepaid one. Won’t let me add funds. Might be because I added the prepaid site to my content blocker’s w...
Stupid testicles
I was taking a dump, and some pee came out. Well, apparently, semen came out as well. Dick was sticky when I was wiping it off. The only reason I know semen ...
They've never heard of UPSes?
See this, they claim they don’t have a computer storing 30 TB with battery access. How much power does 30 TB worth of drives use? Oh and you could get ...
I might of been crying in bed
About Tonka. Someday, it might kill me, it messes your breathing up, if you are severely crying in bed while sleeping.
Dock is broken in macOS
Just woke it up, and to change what you are hovering over, you have to exit the dock, and go directly to it. You can’t move the mouse and change what a...
Craigslist might as well delete the missed connections
Bozos think it’s for finding strangers for dates and hookups. Learn what the word missed means. It’ll save the flaggers clicks, if they delete th...
She basically made herself angry
By not understanding me. I don’t know a good day to get an eye exam. Might be taking a dump, at any time of the day. I don’t schedule my dumps. S...
She's sucking her stomach in
But she looks hot. She should not suck her stomach in. On the personal site. Probably a bot with a stolen picture. Thanks bot for finding the picture for me.
That's not a bad idea
Put anxiety in front of your life, or whatever the counselor said. I don’t want any friends, or a drivers license. Or anything else. No dog can replace...
macOS update made Safari slower
Open a private window, and enjoy the delay. Should open that instantly, it’s using a SSD.
Racist cops
Some would call em pigs, but then you’d be participating in what the police do. A 6 or 8 year old got pepper sprayed by the police, for threatening to...
Sideview of your stomach
You can really appreciate how massive it is with a sideview. You might need a mirror. Looking down, it doesn’t look as big. When do the nude beaches op...
Why would you switch from an iPhone 11 to a Sumhung phone?
The iPhone 11 will be faster than any Samhung phone. Well, the single core benchmark score will be. Even my iPhone SE is. I don’t intend on ever spendi...
Bodhi is getting surgery
He ripped his toenail, so they have to remove it and clean it. He was hurting so bad yesterday, that he didn’t want to go for a ride when she took me h...
Some of that dump might of been runny
No issues getting it out. If it was runny, it probably washed out shit that was stuck for who knows how long. Like going to the doctor, and getting water spr...
She doesn't like the Alien theory
She claims dogs were the first domesticated animals, and they don’t know why. Probably because Aliens had something to do with it. They might be relate...
People love using abbreviations
So if you aren’t psychic, you won’t have a clue to what they are talking about. Like TPA, there might also be an airport named that. But, they us...
That's why I don't store my phone in my pocket when not at home
I was in the bathroom, stood up, and phone fell out of my pocket, crashing on the floor screen down. Don’t think the screen cracked. Neither did the sc...
COVID-19 HOME TEST
The one from Ellume I don’t think you can buy yet, at least not in the US. I’ll buy it as soon as I can. To see if I have COVID. Is there a limit...
Constipation can result in clean dumps
You don’t need as much toilet paper to wipe. That’s not always the case with constipation, before it left a huge mess. If I take hormones, I migh...
What makes her think I'll live in a bigger place someday?
I don’t have enough money to move. I’d most likely have to get the housing voucher, and the waitlist most likely isn’t open. So good luck g...
Not enough milk
Either that, or too much ice cream. I used the ice cream setting, because it does pulses at first, then a slower then high speed, it goes up to high speed. I...
Pansexual
That’s the best religion, or I mean sexuality. They don’t date people based on gender. If I was pansexual, I’d be a completely different pe...
The SMACH Z is still expected to ship during 2020
They haven’t updated their website for 2021, sorry to sink your boat, its February 2021. By the time they ship it, the CPU will be ancient. Apparently ...
That wasn't lucid dreaming or continuing a dream
After I fell back a sleep from getting woke up by a barking dog, I was trying to continue a dream, or lucid dream. I soon found out I had zero control whatso...
Dog barking their little ass off earlier
Woke me up, the same dog that was barking one night when I went to bed. Does anybody complain about dogs barking? It was probably after 8 AM, so they wonR...
Rating something on Amazon is useless
If they don’t leave a written review to say why they gave it so many stars, the rating is useless. So only two bad reviews on the TP-Link AP. Both coul...
If I move
I should get a toilet that looks like Trump’s head. I’ll Make America Great Again after every dump. If a Trump supporter is in my apartment, they...
I'd have $600 if I never spent my Ethereum
Buying some game I never play, was a stupid thing to do. I can’t even recall the name of the game. I had to convert it to Bitcoin. Can’t mine Zca...
That would be the worst smoothie I've ever had
I drank almost two cups of it. I didn’t drink all of it. The whip cream or whatever kind of cream it is, tasted good. The yogurt is supposed to be vani...
NVIDIA GeForce NOW is available for macOS
I think MacRumors said it works on M1 Macs as well. I can play the PC Fallout 76 on my Mac mini if it works. I could play in Linux using Proton/Wine/Whatever...
I'm full of shit
If they did an x-ray, they might find shit in my stomach. Some kid apparently said she was full of poop after a stomach x-ray. She didn’t use the word ...
Semi porn does the trick
Looks like I was wrong, it doesn’t have to be a video to do the trick. Semi porn, because you couldn’t see everything, just their ass and part of...
Soaked
That shower made me soaked. It would take a long ass time to completely dry my head off. I should shave my head, that might solve the problem. On another not...
The lady on SNL is a lesbian
I only know, because she was watching it, and she said so, and then I asked her if that’s true. Apparently it is, I should ask for the source. Well, th...