Has it been a month yet?

Since not looking at porn to masturbate? The only porn is in my dreams. I might occasionally enable images on the new personal site, to see if their photo is...

Isn't that illegal?

Watch the third episode of Night Stalker. Somebody that has the name of who they believe is the Night Stalker, the police officer threw a punch at him. It...

Might of been the best milkshake yet

It was thicker then the last one. I also put whipped cream on it. Maybe you only need 1/3 of milk, instead of 1/3 * 2, I don’t know fractions, so I jus...

That didn't work

Make the pizza on what you are cooking it on. Otherwise it’s a massive pain to get off whatever you made it on. The pizza is slightly deformed from try...

Crack

The documentary about Crack on Netflix, shows you the government is still racist. The US has had shitty presidents before Trump, like Reagan. So the Republic...

Looking at the ground is better

You might see lovers kiss each other. That’s depressing. Well, those people looked young anyways. Still depressing. No idea how young, younger than me....

Nothing like shitting rocks out

The rocks got stuck at the end of the tunnel, required some pushing to get it out. It hurt as well. Shortly after, my stomach or something started hurting, I...

Somehow I lost weight

Might of weighed myself at a different time. Apple Health doesn’t say what time I weighed myself last Saturday. Should download MyFitnessPal, it might ...

Nice dog barking their ass off all night

Tried going to sleep around 10 PM, but some dog wouldn’t shut the fuck up. The dog was still barking at 11 PM. Sounded like the dog that lives next doo...

There might be a new Fixer Upper episode

Might only be on Discovery+, so I’ll never see it. There might be a preview on regular TV. Every network is probably going to have a paid thing, and it...

AJ

They have HJ, BJ, what about AJ(Armpit Job)? Or is it APJ? Might think its arm job without the P. I’d recommend the armpit job, in the morning, before ...

If search engines use machine learning

Machine learning sucks. Usually when I search, it doesn’t find what I’m looking for. Sometimes it even shows completely unrelated stuff. They sho...

Nice power went out

I was in the process of posting something as well. The Mac mini might refuse to turn on when/if the power comes back. Not bedtime so I’ll be bored out...

They got Machine Learning For Dummies

But you might need a higher IQ to actually understand it. Does it have example code for sex bots? Just think, when a guest enters your apartment, it’ll...

Who cares about the Medium game

If I recall correctly, the trailer made it look like a horror game. I don’t play horror games. So Microsoft doesn’t need to send me a message wit...

Web development?

I wouldn’t want to do that on a Windows computer. That means making the entire site from scratch. Too much work for me. And my IQ goes down everyday, m...

The Bible is written by man not God

Take everything in it with a grain of salt. They had an agenda to control people. You might be better off using it as toilet paper. I did have a wet dream, I...

I should of got pizza dough

I have lots of string cheese, you can make stuff crust pizza with it. You put it in the crust, fold the crust over the cheese. I need a 12” or smaller ...

Some home routers still have USB?

All I remember is somebody connected an external drive to one, and it was super slow. I use a wired EdgeRouter. Wireless is a bad idea in an apartment buildi...

Somebody is butt hurt

Heard a door slam. Sounded like the one to the stairs. Did the blender wake them up? Not even 8 PM yet. Don’t usually hear doors slam like that. No ide...

This milkshake isn't lumpy

Two cups of milk, and three scoops of ice cream. One scoop was huge though. And the ice cream scooper is broken, it broke while getting the third scoop. Migh...

What's the point in the NSA spying?

They can’t even prevent a terrorist attack on the capital. Makes you wonder what they are doing with the massive surveillance.

Milkshakes are fattening

Whatever that means. So, I removed ice cream and whip cream from my Fred Meyer order. I assume that means it’ll make you fatter. Once there’s no ...

TP-Link EAP660 HD has bad QoS?

What makes them think it’s QoS for their slow speeds? iperf3 with a EAP225 below: Accepted connection from xxx, port 54314 [ 5] local xxx port 5201 co...

No wonder she can't get the time right

She doesn’t even know what I’m referring to when I say I forgot something at the store. She can’t remember she took me to the store yesterd...

Stupid iPhone

The private address crap is enabled, but it isn’t under WiFi settings. I know because a random MAC address joined my WiFi. Close to the same time as th...

Robinhood might be a horrible idea

Just read the two articles on CNBC, well not if you’re a Trump supporter, as it’s fake news. But it doesn’t apply to Trump supporters, they...

That'll piss your neighbors off

A blender will. Either it didn’t blend long enough, or more likely not enough milk. Once recipe said 1/3 cup of milk. But the amount of ice cream was i...

I don't need my heater on

I forgot to turn it back on last night. I only used one blanket, didn’t wake up cold. I did wake up, but didn’t get out of bed, and I wasn’...

Stupid dick

I was peeing, then my dick moved, I was even holding it down. Pee came out between the toilet seat and toilet. I’m too lazy to standup and pee, that re...

No Robinhood for me

After I read I’ll be in a legal agreement with them, I stopped reading and left the app, after clicking back as far as I could. I deleted the app. I wa...

You don't need porn to get off

All you need is a hand. If you wait a week or longer, it’s easy to masturbate. The only porn was in my head, but that’s not very vivid, so it was...

Might of finally bought new boots

Columbia most likely if I bought any. I could have got Timberland for pickup, but I like how the Columbia boots look. And the Columbia are probably warmer. T...

I used to talk to somebody in Canada

She blocked me, for telling her ex that she was forwarding his email to her. She claims I’m not a friend for doing that. I sent an email, and she said ...

Might of got egg on my socks

I went to throw out the egg shell, and it dripped on the floor. Could be water as well. I was putting the shells in the carton. Well, now I know why some peo...

Doesn't the Bible say not to kill?

You have to kill an animal, to eat the animal, unless you eat them alive. Nobody will convince me it only applies to human, as that would make no sense. It d...

Might skip buying boots

Mine work fine, except I might slip and break my back. I’m too lazy to find the cleats I have somewhere, probably buried. The boots I’d buy are $...

Shit got on my arm

My stomach hurt, needed to shit, but it didn’t come out the last two dumps, well not all of it. That’s why some people use water to clean their a...

Damn, no coffee maker

Starbucks® Caramel Frappuccino Copycat Recipe requires coffee. I could use milk instead. I need coffee with no caffeine, that seems to defeat the purpose...

A blender will save your wrist

Put some ice cream in it, and turn it into ice cream soup. No spoon required, that hurts my wrist. Add some milk, and get a protein shake. I mean milkshake. ...

Hardware failure

And apparently I should have tried booting the VM. But, shouldn’t the server auto boot it? Well, it’s back online, so who cares. Support might of...

Mmmm homemade butter

A blender can make butter. A blender will make me fatter, so I might accomplish a heart attack. Pancakes, and milkshakes. Lots of diarrhea probably. No, I st...

That blender doesn't "knead" dough

Don’t know what knead is. Might not be worth $150 if it doesn’t knead dough. Do you need to do that for pizza dough? Probably not cookies. The br...

She can't get the time right

I doubt I was texting her at 5 or 6 AM when I had Barney here. I was most likely sleeping at 5 or 6 AM. It was around 8 AM, when she angrily picked him up, t...

I'm not sleeping for 100+ days

Was it 125 or 175 or 165 days? Maybe 165 days. In my dream, I was in Japan, and they said I had to stay in a room at the hospital for 100+ days. I was moving...

She likes ass

A porn video I watched a long time ago, the woman getting plowed by a woman with a strap on, started talking about how she likes ass. I think the one with th...

It's only weird if she wants it to be

Spooning a dog is weird? I’d consider doing that to a human more weird, humans do horrible stuff. All I said was “pet the dog or anything in bed&...

Was that dump runny?

Might have been, it was on it’s way out as soon as I got home. Good thing I didn’t buy a blender, those are designed for lactose. I probably stil...

Some rocks came out

I’d think more there would have been more shit. Guess the rest of the shit doesn’t want to come out yet. The last dump was Friday morning, no dum...

Surprised no dump today

The last dump was yesterday morning. I did let out a big fart. If cheese gives you diarrhea, just eat way more of it, then you’ll get constipated. You ...

Monitor or Mac mini?

Randomly won’t wake up, the monitor won’t. Says no signal, I have to turn it off and back on to get it to show anything. Can’t recall if th...

That guy is still butt hurt

Because him and somebody else, was trying to talk to me when bringing my computer chair in. I didn’t hear what they said, so I decided not to say &ldqu...

What's your safe word?

Mine is bear. I’ll be screaming bear, and she’ll hand me a beer. Then I’ll scream louder, and she’ll say I haven’t drank the la...

I could get $140 for my iPad

Think we bought it on sale. That’s $140 off the iPad Air. When is the Air up to get updated? According to MacRumors, you should buy it now. I need the ...

Ha, "very, very hot woman"

She looks like a sex worker. Not my definition of hot. And what does she need to be hot for anyways? If you get to know the person, and fall in love, youR...

That article might be a lie

Says upgrading to WiFi 6 is worth it. I doubt it is if you usually only have one device on the WiFi. My iPad doesn’t do WiFi 6. I’d have to get t...

TP-Link Tapo C200

That supports RTSP. It’s a brand I’m familiar with. A review says there’s a delay if you use RTSP. Better than buying Reolink. Do they have...

Lies

My younger sister claimed she had to work, so couldn’t take me to get a pickup from Fred Meyer. She wasn’t at work yesterday when I went over the...

Blender

That’s what I should buy. And lots of ice cream, and real milk. Lactose won’t give me diarrhea anymore, so I might as well buy real milk. Maybe s...

VeSync app is buggy or iOS is

I get one notification, but not any after the first one. The screen lights up like there should be a notification, when the toaster oven/air fryer is done do...

Reolink E1 Pro

What happens if you block that camera from the internet? I plan on using the RTSP or whatever URL, with motionEye. I don’t want to upload 24/7 to their...

That dump wasn't pleasant

Could feel it coming out. The non pleasant part was wiping, a massive mess. Why do Americans use toilet paper? Water is way more effective. I might still nee...

If you insist on eating pizza rolls

Use a toaster oven, they get crispy, at least in my fancy toaster oven/air fryer. Maybe those will give me diarrhea. They didn’t taste that great, so m...

Who's making my camera glitch out?

Did that yesterday as well, three times around 7 AM. Today around 6 AM. Not sure how many times it did it today. That’s the most obvious recording wit...

That's how CBD works

Makes you hungry, then you get sleepy. Not exactly the healthiest way to fall a sleep. At least, according to a doctor. My heart grew 80 sizes. It’ll e...

Found a case and motherboard

Does my motherboard still support the 1st gen Ryzen CPUs? The bios update might of removed support. Might need a new CPU as well, probably out of stock every...

George W. Bush voted for Biden

I think his entire family did. That video doesn’t say he voted for Biden, that’s old news. The video is three former presidents asking for unity...

Maybe I should buy a better TV

The TCL that was defective, might have had a better picture than this Vizio. Even the old TCL might have. Cut my losses, and buy a proper TV. Like a TCL, or ...

Oops

Apparently I bought two things of eggs. Now, I have way too many eggs. I have some old eggs as well. It could have been a mistake. You know what you can do w...

I should of got two blocks of cheese

I didn’t get my gold fish I ordered. So, I need more cheese in that case. I eat a lot of cheese, that’s how I clog up my drain, so I don’t ...

I succeeded at something

I made both of my sisters upset. Older one because she thinks I’m super mad at her. And I don’t know why my younger sister is upset, maybe for th...

Does that mean I'm not eating too much?

Morning dumps are smaller. That usually means I’m not eating as much. But, I might be constipated. No stomach pain, or not very much. No puking yet eit...

That didn't last

In I think middle school, they gave me a camera to take photos. I might have taken photos of people’s butts. But, also a photo of a different kid, when...

That didn't work

Using 6 doneness toast option for making a breakfast sandwich, the egg didn’t look done. Had to run it again with a doneness of 2. Might as well do it ...

AOSTIRMOTOR

If I buy something expensive someday, that might be what. Either the commuter electric bike, or the folding one. Probably the commuter, because folding bikes...

That isn't an option

That’s what I’ll say if she asks anything of me. She wouldn’t tell me what the problem was Sunday, for why she couldn’t bring my neph...

BuyVM hosts a lot of spammers apparently

Your ISP PONYNET, US/AS53667 is UCEPROTECT-Level3 listed because of a spamscore of 96.8. See: http://www.uceprotect.net/rblcheck.php?ipr=209.141.39.127 So ...

I love my fancy toaster oven

I got a notification when it was done, don’t think I did the first three times using it, not sure why. Maybe the app got updated. Doesn’t matter ...

Toaster oven is the best way to cook eggs

If you want an English muffin egg sandwich, I ran out of cheese, by eating it all. For the COSORI CS100-AO, the doneness of 6 should do the trick, I did 4 a...

Ha, I keep blocking her

No, blocking all messages, that means everybody is blocked, not just her. Not sure there’s enough freezer room for taquitos. If I throw some old crap a...

Is there any other prepaid eSIM providers?

T-Mobile you have to pay $40 or so the first time, then you can downgrade to $15. Not sure I want T-Mobile anymore. I want a new number that isn’t tras...

Well, no doctor appointment for me

The head doctor that is. The only recommendation is to call them. Not worth my time. The counselor always makes me an appointment.

The new consoles are still sold out

Even the cheaper Xbox Series S. Might be a good idea to get a PS5 or Xbox Series X, so I have a disc drive, and can buy old games for cheap. But it’s s...

The US got a space "message"

Can’t read the entire document, it’s horrible quality. No idea what the date is. Probably before 1990. So, they’ve known about Aliens, long...

You don't see that often

A woman peeing standing up, you can see it in Cyberpunk 2077. No dick, but she looks like she’s holding onto something, nothing there. Then when she...

Be careful when having anal sex

Or what happened in my dream might happen. A trans woman was fucking me up the ass, and diarrhea started coming out. She got shit on her cock, and the rest w...

What am I saving my money for?

No idea. Don’t want anything. She said I can donate the money they gave me. To who? A far right organization? Or the rifle association?

How is Mint Mobile a good deal?

To get it for $15 per month, you have to pay for twelve months. You can pay $15 per month to T-Mobile directly, for their prepaid plan. No multi months requi...

Disgusting

Got a lot of assburgers on myself when wiping after that dump. Got shit on the toilet seat as well, possibly on the lid as well. I didn’t wipe the lid ...

The Black Vault

They released a massive collection of CIA files on UFOs. I think the site has over 2 million documents. I need a download all link, the new PDFs don’t ...

Constipation isn't that bad

You don’t have to wipe your ass if you are constipated. You’ll save money on toilet paper. Might not have to eat as much either.

She's still pissed

Canceling the appointment is doing her a favor though, now she doesn’t have to drive me anywhere. I didn’t make the appointment, so what am I sup...

That wasn't Family Guy

Looks like Channels DVR TV guide data is screwed up again. No idea if Family Guy will be on tonight, or if it was earlier. Got to look for a different TV gui...

The third time using the COSORI oven

The coating on the food tray is peeling off. On the edges in at least two spots. The reviews might mention that. Not sure it matters. Could be the dish soap ...

She questions me all the time

If she doesn’t want people to question her, maybe she shouldn’t question others either. I was only asking why, but she refused to answer it.

Ouch

Burned my thumb on my air frying basket, it’s not like a regular air fryer with a handle. An oven glove would be better than what I was using. A glove ...

Why was the light on on the soundbar?

I clicked the power toggle button to turn it off, and it didn’t turn off. It did what it does when you turn it on, with a little green light under the ...

Isn't that interesting

She tells other people about properties she has seen. She prefers to tell me nothing. She doesn’t consider me a human or something. Not getting a dog, ...

Nikon is expensive as well

The camera with two lenses isn’t a bad price, but you’ll be stuck with the kit lenses and manual lenses. Looks like most Z mount lenses are a gra...

There she is getting pissed

Just talking to her, makes her pissed. She changes her voice and raises it, sounds extremely pissed off. All I said is I need to do my laundry, I should have...

That was painful

Before bed, I took a painful dump. Felt like diarrhea, and it felt like a rock came out as well. I actually had to get out of bed to do it, I wasn’t a ...

Nice toaster oven/air fryer

Making French fries. Didn’t actually need to, the four pieces of cheese finally made me fuller. Diarrhea tomorrow most likely. How long do frozen Frenc...

That's a trans woman?

Looks like a dude sweater, and a dude haircut. Oh wait, they might have makeup around their eyes. Their hair looks like mine if I don’t get it cut. At ...

LuLu macOS

Great alternative to Little Snitch or whatever it’s called. LuLu is free. I downloaded it some other day, I forgot which day. But Atom, the code editor...

Reincarnation isn't that bad

You get another chance to grow. Do you get the memories from your previous lives when you die if you don’t reincarnate again? The only bad thing is, yo...

Donald Trump is a loser

He lost fair and square, yet he’s in denial. It has to be fraud, because he believes his own shit that comes out of his mouth. My only purpose in life ...

The Panasonic S5 might be painful

Not only for your wallet, but it’s heavier then the Olympus E-M5 Mark II. You could always send it back if it hurts your wrist. Have you seen Lola? She...

You can get laid in prison

If you have a gf and/or wife before going to prison, she can go in as an undercover guard or nurse. She’ll have an appointment with you at the same tim...

How to make the M1 Mac mini slow down

Play YouToot in a tab in Safari, then click my pizza image here, and then click to zoom in. Then drag around, and you’ll notice it’s suffering. I...

I didn't feel a thing

I was pushing shit out, I could feel that. Piss came out as well. I looked down, and my dick head was covered in white sticky stuff aka cum. Didn’t kno...

More stimulus money possibly

The headline said something about $1,400. Maybe I’ll buy a Panasonic camera. I could get a full frame one, if I don’t spend the $600 they sent me...

QoS is for rookies

Real men live alone, and don’t mind lag if they are downloading every cam model’s camera feed. Hmm, that’s not a bad idea. I might get more...

CBD gummies finally came

Gummies is spelled wrong, according to Safari. The sugar free ones might have been a better option. Might have less flavor if I got the sugar free ones. At l...

Pizza

No need to standup to see how long the pizza has. I did preheat before using the pizza function. Will it taste any good? If it’s not burnt it should. ...

Oops

I might of let people that don’t live here in the building. I’ll probably get a warning. I thought it was the guy on this floor, don’t know...

T-Mobile 5G Home Internet

Apparently people are getting their 5G modem/routers from T-Mobile for their Home Internet. If you waited to signup till this year. And apparently bridging s...

MONSTER RUN

Make sure you crank the volume when that’s playing. Your neighbors will be wondering what the hell you are listening to. Who the fuck is BTS? It’...

Didn't think about that

My Air Fryer/Toast Oven, can get smokey, when air frying, if it splatters on the top heating element. How does it splatter on the top though? Soup? You can p...

InTechTel isn't available here

They won’t compete with Comcast and CenturyLink, so they aren’t available here. Thanks so much. Unfortunately, we are not able to service that l...

Interesting

My sister was at my mom’s last night at 6:44 PM. Even though the voicemail my mom left, sounded like my sister was going home. She didn’t respond...

Trump's attack on democracy

Will they actually remove Trump from office? They impeached him, but the Senate has to have a trial to remove him. I doubt they have enough time to do so. Ev...

Might need the kitchen light changed soon

It was flickering. It might be windy outside as well. If it was the power, I’d expect other stuff to flicker as well, not just the kitchen light. Compu...

I'll send the rudeness right back

She never responded to the texts I sent her last night. So, if she asks about cleaning, I’ll completely ignore her as well. I don’t talk to peopl...

She can't stand me anymore

That’s why she won’t pick me up on the weekend around lunch time like she used to. She’d rather wait until almost 4 PM. On the weekend, at ...

Haha, Hugo is slower on this Mac mini

Or is it because it’s on a network share? Either way, Linux smoked the M1 Mac mini, and that’s with the Linux PC set on the power save CPU govern...

Exposure X6

If I wasn’t cheap, and needed to edit photos, I’d buy that. Now, if they had a Linux version, I’d be more tempted to buy it. Replace AfterS...

OCD gets worse if you don't masturbate

That’s because it isn’t OCD. It’s called a sex drive. I should tell my doctor to get a clue. I don’t have an appointment with him, be...

That's one way to not look at porn

Go to the bathroom, sit on the crapper, get ready to look at porn. But then, your dick decides it needs to pee really bad. I don’t want piss on my phon...

Found another internet provider

Not sure their cable services are available here. I sent an email, but I should of said cable internet, instead of just “cable services”. I don&#...

That's a low maintenance dog

Only one problem, she’s 12 years old. Well, that’s the guess on how old she is. She’s a Chihuahua Mix. You’ll be saying goodbye soon ...

If Joe Biden gets assassinated

I’ll be fleeing to Canada. As if that happens, a war will break out. I’ll seek asylum, for not wanting to get killed in an ongoing war in the US....

Lockdown app blocks DPReview

It won’t load with it active. If you turn it off, it loads just fine. Could be blocking something on the DPReview site. It’s good for blocking ju...

I was right

Amazon had the power to shutdown Parler. Their site is down, or was. I haven’t checked myself. Amazon doesn’t support terrorists. If you did a Wh...

Ubiquiti is secure?

Dear Customer, We recently became aware of unauthorized access to certain of our information technology systems hosted by a third party cloud provider. We ...

Conscunts fight censorship with censorship

Some people in North Idaho, asked their ISP, to block social media, because the almighty Trump was banned. One ISP might actually do it. You do realize that&...

That didn't work

Making my site inaccessible, didn’t get rid of the bots. I do need to convert it to anything else, even WordPress is better then Textpattern. Go to /40...

Nothing to watch on Netflix now

Watched the last episode of Surviving Death. Says it’s from 2021, so why no masks? If it was shot before 2020, then it took a long ass time to be avail...

UniFi 6 Lite Access Point

That’s only $100, if you buy it directly from them. Amazon doesn’t have it. It’s worse then TP-LINK, but possibly the same as the Zyxel. At...

When will AMD get USB 4?

My eGPU might work with AMD once it does, USB 4 is basically Thunderbolt 3. Then, I can get a small computer for mining, except, I’d need another eGPU ...

That dump might of been runny

Started out solid, or felt solid. Then turned into diarrhea or loose. Probably diarrhea. That’s what enough pizza and cheesy bread will do. At least it...

She treats me like a second class person

She said she looked at a property, but it wouldn’t work. I asked her what was wrong with it, and she just said too many things to list. A little while ...

She thinks every dog should work out

Even when the person doesn’t want a dog. Talking about dogs, doesn’t mean you want one. Now she won’t help me ever get a dog again. She sai...

Hmm, PHP 8 works now

I didn’t do anything to my plugin for Textpattern. So, Textpattern triggered a bug in PHP 8? It’s 8.0.1 now, was 8.0.0 before. Textpattern hasn&#...

Interesting

My sister didn’t personally tell me that she isn’t coming into town tomorrow. I only found out because my mom said something. Apparently her vehi...

Bummer for cons

Apple Threatens to Ban Parler From App Store as Twitter Bans Donald Trump Or is it conscunts? Take your pick. Freedom of speech, so I’m allowed to make...

Hoarding is hard work

When you finally go through your table, or some of it, you’ll get all sweaty. Out of shape? I’ve been so most if not all of my adult life. My kit...

That hound dog mix is still available

And I still want her. Problem is, I’m probably not active enough. Kind of funny, that I’d go from a Lab/Border Collie mix, to wanting a hound dog...

Haha, their "revolution" failed

I’d recommend watching some PersonalSin porn. That dude’s lower body looked like a trans lower body. They didn’t show his upper body. He w...

Oops

I deleted some iconv files, on my server, trying to get PHP 8.0.1 compiled. That required recompiling PHP 7. Which wasn’t working, I guess the system l...

Surviving Death is about people

Not animals. I did find a flaw, I don’t listen. People have said you exist after dying, like I’ll see Tonka again someday. Or they are in a bette...

That wasn't much of a dump

Just two lousy turds. Do you get a body in the spirit world? If not, I should never have sex, that way when I die, I still can’t. It’s the ultima...

That'll make you cry

The Medium Part 2 episode of Surviving Death. I’d reckon going to a medium would be useless for me, I grief a dog, who can’t talk. Can she commun...

I got an Amazon Luna invitation

Not sure I’ll accept it, got to see the list of games first. Ubisoft is apparently on it, but you might have to pay extra. One of the games on my wishl...

Ninja Foodi

Maybe that’s what I should buy, it costs $280 before tax though. The one with the leave in thermometer. Can you cook eggs on it? I’m too lazy to ...

Biden won, get over it

Just like in 2016, when Trump won, his supporters told Democrats to get over it. Now, it’s Trumpets turn to get over it. There was no fraud, get over i...

What might fix the antennas

They might be too close together, so they might be interfering with each other. Directional antennas might work better. Not sure Amazon sells any indoor dire...

If Linux isn't secure

How insecure is Windows and macOS? Can’t be much better. Everything is insecure, even the chosen one Donald Trump.

Got to get the TP-LINK WiFi 6 AP

I might want to use the one I have with it. Not in this apartment, but if I move maybe. I assume you can mix & match different models. Oh wait, mine does...

Medium

That’s not a bad career choice. You don’t have to be a “real” medium, there’s no regulation on the field. I’m too lazy to...

TWiLight Menu++ should be installed

Copying some NDS demos to it now. Looks like that’s done. Does it have a Sega Genesis emulator? Copy some of those as well. I wonder if the battery has...

That's one benefit in being insane

If you have a Near Death Experience, and tell people, nobody will think differently of you. You are already insane to them. People dismiss all my spiritual e...

New antennas won't get me channel 4

A three or four antenna coupler might. But, apparently coupling that many antennas, is complicated. I can’t figure out why I can’t get channel 4 ...

Puking liquid and cookies up

Probably made myself sick by eating too many cookies. Nothing like puking Gatorade up. That’s better than puking shit up, like Trump supporters. Sweati...

Fucking Trumpets

That’s most likely who’s driving down the road honking their fucking horns. They are apparently trying to take over the White House, and one pers...

Still have a headache

And people driving down the road honking their horns, isn’t helping. Probably Trumpets. Angry cause their almighty chosen one lost.

Thanks Georgia

Looks like the Democrats might have control of the Senate soon. All because the number of Democrats in Georgia outnumbered Republicans. Well, I suppose some ...

How was she not moaning?

Maybe she was. I only heard the dude. Not all dudes are against chicks with dicks. I don’t think she lives in the US. I might need to get my hearing a...

TWiLight Menu++

Need to put that on my N3DS, after updating some other stuff of course. No need for my DS flash card. Well, you could put TWiLight Menu++ on the flash card. ...

"People die all the time"

That’s what an asshole no mask protester said to somebody, who said their dad is in the hospital for COVID. If they were protesting clothes, and were b...

My old GPUs might be worth money

The hash rate is still decent, around 30, for ETH. If you use both of them, that’s around 60. That might be $100 per month, if you have free electricit...

That might of been a runny dump

Sure felt like it. Didn’t feel good either. I also felt like I was going to shit myself on the way home. Had a bad headache as well. Most if not all of...

I successfully overslept

And sort of dreamed about sex. I had to get up at 10 AM to shit. Went back to bed around 10:30 AM, after the dump. I didn’t rub one out before bed, so ...

60mm might be a better focal length

To take photos of items, I can use my Panasonic 12-32mm @ 30-32mm. No need to buy a dedicated lens for that. You can use 60mm for portraits, not just macro. ...

One SSH server port changed

Bots might be crashing it, got an email about my second server, saying SSH failed to connect. Forgot to change Monit, wrong port now. SSH might be crashing, ...

OM Digital Solutions

Damn, the lens I want, isn’t made by Olympus anymore. They sold their imaging division. Amazon recently updated the title of the lens, earlier I though...

Cock standoff

Pro Democracy will have a massive penis and balls, Pro Trump will have what some would consider a clit and a vagina. Anybody want to animate it? I’ll h...

How stupid are people in this city?

They think the missed connection section on Craigslist, is for hookups. Nope, they got rid of those sections, because of a censorship law.

Was that blood or Gatorade?

The Gatorade I drank today was red. That dump looked like it had something red in it. Shouldn’t Gatorade come out my dick? It’s a fluid after all...

Damn, there might be a Hell after all

They talk a lot about sinners being bound places in The Book Of Enoch, The Watchers story. Not sure how you get Aliens out of The Watchers though. It doesn&#...

Fox News is worse than Alien shows

The difference is, the Fox New’s theories aren’t based on anything, just comes right out of their asshole. Ancient Aliens has an entire theory th...

They might need more hormones

Or voice therapy. Yes I’m an asshole. And no, I don’t like reality. And no I can’t sleep. Should of went to bed at 8 pm. One of them said ...

Didn't know BuyVM had IDS

According to their Wiki they do. And you can’t opt out anymore, because people wanted to opt out, and then got compromised. Why did they want to opt ou...

How can people drink wine?

That low alcohol wine, didn’t really taste like grape juice like she said. It tasted horrible. Not to mention, it made me sick to my stomach. That was ...

Almost shit myself

On the way home. I knew I needed to go before the journey home. Easier to wipe in my bathroom. It’s a handicap accessible bathroom, if there’s en...

Bad idea

Don’t force a dog to do something they don’t want to. The guy in the elevator asked if I wanted to say hi to his dog, I said sure. But the dog di...

God is nowhere or God is now here

Take your pick, I’ll pick nowhere, since “God is now here” is what everyone would want. The language that old scrolls or something was writ...

DDoS attack

That’s why my host’s network keeps crapping out, not enough bandwidth to eat the attack. The attacker, or one of them, asked for $900 to stop. If...

When your host craps the bed

Good luck loading your site very quickly. It was down around 40 minutes. Pinging it, got timeouts, some were successful. Opening a ticket might of failed, no...

Tight pants

Make my boxers tighter, good luck adjusting your junk in these pants. The other pair of pants I was going to wear, might be even worse. Should wear a sheet i...