Yummy possibly raw beef jerky
You really should let paper towels soak all the grease up. I thought it was good enough. But the fatter pieces on the bottom of the stack didn’t get it...
The beef jerky could be done
Don’t think any juice came out when bending. Four minutes might not be long enough to let a piece cool, to bend test it. Says 5-10 minutes. Probably te...
I won't be getting a jetpack without my power armor in Fallout 76
Apparently you need the secret service chest piece. And it sounds like a real pain in the ass to get. You might be able to get it by finishing the main story...
Damn jerky is going to take at least 10 hours
17 minutes were left, checked the jerky, and I don’t think it’s done. I increased the time to 2 hours and two minutes. Apparently if there’...
Who called from LA?
They called my T-Mobile number, no forwarding is setup on it, and the call doesn’t show up on Google Voice. So it was a wrong number.
Is being light like a star better then being alive?
Could be. But going to a better place would be better. I thought that episode of Portals to Hell was old, so I had to watch on Philo, which looks as shitty o...
How does my new soundbar keep getting turned on?
There’s no Bluetooth enabled on it when I check my phone. I just did when I noticed it on. Is somebody turning the TV on somehow? That’s the prob...
My computer is louder then my food dehydrator
And that’s kind of a bad thing, I can’t hear the food dehydrator beep when it’s done. Good if you are taking a nap. Not good if you intend ...
Do they make towels that actually dry you?
I’d need more then one towel to completely dry off. Whoever invented towels, failed miserably. My towel is soaked, it isn’t going to dry me much ...
Not sure how even I cut the steak
Some of the pieces look a little fat. Not sure I used the right side of the cutting board either, I can’t tell which side is smaller. I’d need a ...
She's pissed beyond belief
All because there was a toddler in the doorway. She wanted a response from me, so I gave her one. Why put the news on, if nobody can hear it? She in fact, ge...
Finally took a dump
You’d think not shitting for a day, would result in a massive dump when you finally go. Apparently not for me. Not shitting for a day, might of healed ...
Was I crying about Tonka?
If so, anything triggering depression, will result in crying about Tonka. The events that unfolded tonight, is no reason to cry. What happened to Tonka, is a...
Should of went to the meat store
Thought it looked fine at the store, the Flank steak. But after cutting it, some of the meat is darker. Cutting was slightly easier after partly freezing it....
Enjoy your life without me in it
She’s pissed because not everybody has the same tolerances as her. Trying to watch TV, and everybody was being loud, so I couldn’t hear it. Then ...
You have to call or chat to signup for T-Mobile Home Internet
I won’t bother. They probably will ship to my address, which means a neighbor will get a free month of internet. I doubt they’ll ask for a differ...
Alternative Facts
Tell a Trump supporter, her ass is her pussy, and her pussy is her ass. They will believe it. They’ll go to the doctor, asking why they aren’t ge...
I need a job
I can’t collect enough money on disability. I need at least 5k in the credit union at all times. Then I’ll get evicted, for having five grand. I&...
Acceptance
That’s how you get rid of OCD. Apparently, I’m not capable of doing that. Problem is, if I do that, then trans porn won’t do the trick anym...
Glad I don't live in Idaho
They elect religious nuts, so I’m guessing the majority of Idaho, are religious nuts. Once, you put in your religion, that love is only love if it̵...
If you don't like comprises don't play Fallout 76
You can’t use every single perk card. If I knew that before recently, I might not of bought the game. Leveling up is boring as fuck now, you can get a ...
Don't need the heater on
Still 73F in here. So, I think I’ll leave it off. With any luck, I’ll have my first and last heart attack tonight, and I won’t have to inte...
She has an anger problem
How am I supposed to know what agitates her? I’m not psychic, like I assume she is. Anything you say, has the possibility of pissing her off. I’l...
You don't need a AIO water cooler
The max temp somebody got stress testing with an overclocked Ryzen 5 3600X is 68C. I have an expensive air cooler, the max might be a little over 70C. Hmm, i...
What's so special about the bathroom?
Phone might of disconnected when I was in there, probably when wiping. Might because the AP has the incorrect time. Some of the stuff is the right time, and ...
Worst review I've read
They have horrible grammar. Is anybody supposed to take their review seriously? Learn to use a capital I, and put ‘ in certain words. They most likely ...
Interesting
She claimed she’d have a heart attack or a mental breakdown, if she picked me up yesterday. Yet, that doesn’t happen if she has dinner with her f...
What is unconditional love?
If you know the answer to that, you know the meaning of life. That’s all there is, is love. Trump isn’t love, he is hate. It’s mind bogglin...
They don't have anything better to do with their life?
Then connect to my stuff by Bluetooth? The old broken soundbase got turned on somehow, possibly after the power outage, or you can turn it on by Bluetooth. I...
Maybe don't consume fiber
My stomach hurts now, after the last dump. I ate a Z bar last night before bed. Apparently, if you don’t consume enough fiber, then eat some, your stom...
You can buy the Amazfit GTS 2
Directly from them. How long till Amazon has it? I probably shouldn’t buy it though. The oxygen sensor isn’t for medical use, so it’s usele...
Not being able to buy a next gen console isn't that bad
I can buy an Apple Silicon Mac instead. I won’t know if I can buy a next gen console until they come out. I know I can’t pre-order one, that sold...
Hot trans women in Russia
Not a great country to live in if trans though. Apparently, they are making all trans folks, change their gender back to their birth gender. Don’t thin...
Philo is nice
You can share your account, it has profiles like Netflix. So, they get their own saved shows. You can even add their number or email address, so they can log...
That might be one way to take a dump in the morning
Eat a Z bar before bed, it has lots of fiber. Surprised it wasn’t runny. The next dump might be. I never finished eating all of them, not that many lef...
Being a porn star might piss your mom off
I might make good money doing that, produce my own porn, with only me in it, I keep all the income that way. I’ll wait until I get so fat, I can’...
Oops
I upgraded NGINX, and it apparently rewrote the config file. Well, I deleted /usr/local/php72 some days ago, so NGINX failed to start. That took the entire s...
Glad I'm not an Atheist
She might be though, she doesn’t believe Tonka can sleep by me. What happened to religious people believing in a soul? Closed minded won’t get yo...
Want to be a real asshole in Fallout 76?
Wait outside the vault, and one shot kill level 1s. You’ll get wanted, so make sure you have no junk on you. It’s just a game, so who cares if yo...
Cyberpunk 2077 delayed again
Now it’s not coming out till December. Not like I’ll be able to buy a next gen console anyways. I want it in 4k, my PS4 doesn’t do 4k. It&#...
Tonka was sleeping by me
I woke up at almost 8 AM, went back to bed. Sometime after I went back to bed, it felt like somebody sleeping by me, and I was moved, so there was room by me...
Pussy
They hid in a bunker while I was searching for them in Fallout 76. They killed me, so I seek revenge. The Pacifist mode or whatever it’s called, says o...
Apparently no double NAT on T-Mobile Home Internet if you use IPv6
According to a comment here. Then I’d have to find a way to use IPv4 over IPv6.
Good thing I don't spend all my money
I just got an auto renew charge for a domain from Porkbun. I could of renewed it manually, but I decided not to. Any other domains renewing this year? I coul...
Fox News isn't all there is
More like Fake News, that’s what Fox News is. Is believing in Trump a cult? Maybe, they all seem to be brainwashed. You can show them a video of Trump ...
Don't all those sleazy people know it's a pandemic?
All the ones on the hookup site. The new hookup site, well not really new anymore. They must of got a lot of backlash, so they removed the phone number requi...
Damn it
T-Mobile Home Internet modem will most likely give my router a 192.168.1.1 IP address, and it already has that IP for one of the interfaces. What happens if ...
You have energy to play video games?
Not enough energy to play anything on the TV. That’s a hassle. Fallout 76 is all I sort of play. Till it crashes. It hasn’t crashed again. I refu...
Good idea
Make my only goal to make contact with the dead. Making contact with Aliens would be easier though. The dead might not want to talk to me. Aliens might want ...
Trying for a wet dream
I ended up waking up, she wanted to go to the nudist party I was just at. I didn’t want an audience while having sex. She’s probably mad I ended ...
That felt like a massive dump
Massive would be the entire crapper full, and shit touching your balls and ass. Some of it might of felt like rocks. It’s been brewing for days. Now, i...
Don't think somebody looking at you and/or being overly friendly likes you
Just ignore them, as who knows what they want. You could ask a psycho.
Hummus is good for nasty porn
Just smear some on their booty, and have the other person eat it. It’ll look like they are eating shit. There’s probably a food for everything, k...
If only my iPad supported WiFi 6
Zyxel has a WiFi 6 AP for $150 on Amazon, directly from Zyxel, but fulfilled by Amazon. WiFi 6 is supposed to be more secure, but I’d still have a lous...
Was somebody knocking on my door earlier?
I refused to get out of bed, so I don’t know. Might of been hearing things. Sounded like something hit my window as well. Then it sounded like somebody...
Shouldn't eating more mean pooping more?
It did in the past. Maybe not anymore. Took a dump, but not big enough. I’ve had bigger dumps, when not eating too much. That dump didn’t want to...
Speaking of fat
I gained more weight. Ten pounds shouldn’t be a problem, at least three pairs of pants will fit. Two new ones, and one old one. How much can I weigh an...
That was fast
Wine already has a patch to fix Fallout 76. Found on the Proton bug report. Now, how long till the everything free in the Atomic shop is fixed? That getting ...
If X11 is abandoned
Well, there’s not a lot of desktop environments that support Wayland. I tried Gnome, but it’s a pain to use. No system tray either. I have my tem...
Are electric heaters supposed to smell?
Smells like it was burning something. But there’s no smoke. Or fire alarm going off. The smell might of been burning carpet, or hair. It could be dust,...
If reality is a delusion
How do I change my delusion? You might only be able to change the delusion you see and hear, and feel. So, how do I make it so I’m in a white box, and ...
When will somebody make a ARM based CPU competing with Apple Silicon?
I want a SBC, with performance close to that of Apple’s CPUs. That’ll be a massive upgrade for my Raspberry Pi. I doubt Apple will make a SBC. I ...
Stupid email app
I wasn’t done manually tapping every email my servers emailed me, and somehow marked some as read, without opening. Either that, or they got moved who ...
How is saying you need something at the store a "vague" statement?
She said she was going to a specific store tomorrow that has it. Not everybody asks the same way. Maybe give herself a lecture instead. Probably some unseen ...
Do I need to replace the batteries in my UPS?
The one I use for my computer(s). Seems to lose 80% pretty quickly, even with just a load of around 20%. It shutoff very quickly last night, I set it to shut...
Pants from Old Navy are huge
They are for giants. Luckily, I have a belt. You can’t use a belt with sweatpants, that’s what she bought me and returned. I bought cargo pants. ...
What a hassle
The power came back while sleeping, the first time I woke up, around 5 AM, it was back on. But, the router got messed up. Probably because one rule, the grou...
Power is out
Computer shut itself off. The AP isn’t plugged into the battery port on the UPS. So no WiFi. The NAS or more like file server Pi, is still on. Nothing...
Can heroin addicts go days without it?
My ex counselor claims porn is as addicting as heroin. I’ve been a year without porn. You might go crazy if you are addicted to heroin. Porn addiction ...
A power flicker won't reboot or shut my computer off
Even when playing Fallout 76. Now, a lightning strike, would fry it. The UPSes kicked on when the power must of flickered. Or the voltage was messed up. Hmm,...
The new Google Voice interface doesn't have all the features of the old interface
Like deactivating voicemail or activating voicemail. That is forwarding or disabling forwarding your cell number to Google Voice. To disable forwarding, just...
Still no proper dump
Might actually be constipated now. Shit a little yesterday, but not enough. I get gas, but no shit. Probably the lack of vegetables. The rice and vegetables ...
Heartburn
Just took a heartburn pill. Wouldn’t recommend eating a whole pizza. You’ll regret it when you go to bed. No way I’m sleeping until it goes...
Donald Trump is a fucking idiot
Bill Gates, had an agreement, that would let his team work with China, to manufacture a safe kind of nuclear power plant, which would provide clean power. Tr...
T-Mobile internet only needs to be 30 Mbps
And it’s fast enough for me. Well, probably 1 Mbps is fast enough. I just want more then 6 Mbps upload speed. My phone usually gets faster upload then ...
And that could be the problem with native DDLs and Wine
At least the one you need for Fallout 76 to open. The game just completely locked up. Had to click Stop in Steam. Sucks, I was doing an event as well. The be...
You need to blast your music when taking a dump
To drown out whatever the noise in my bathroom is. Just turn the bass up. It’s either music, or somebody attempting to sing, not sure which. I don̵...
No yearly contract with T-Mobile Home Internet
You do need auto pay, to get the $50 per month price. I’m waiting to see what’s on the next page when ordering, after I get more money. Then wait...
No beef jerky for me
They didn’t have the flank steak I ordered. Maybe, I’ll go to the meat store sometime. And get exactly what I want, two pounds of flank steak. Or...
Does that guy masturbate or have sex all day?
You can hear him moaning in my bathroom. Is that his disability? Can’t stop masturbating? You only hear one person. I haven’t masturbated for day...
Can't really order T-Mobile's internet anyways
They probably insist on shipping it to your home address. If that’s by USPS, they will deliver to a neighbor, who will keep whatever goes in their mail...
She claims my sister couldn't go to school without a vehicle
That isn’t true, plenty of people go to school without owning a vehicle. It’s called the bus, the thing she nags me non stop about taking. I̵...
I should of kept Barney
He would of got used to being here, eventually. The only downside, is little dogs have better hearing, and are likely to bark. If the lady doesn’t want...
A better GPU would be cheaper
A new computer, would end up costing at least $800, the CPU itself is $300. You can get a better GPU for $400 or so. New AMD ones might be announced soon. So...
T-Mobile doesn't have good coverage in this shitty city?
I wouldn’t know, I almost never use it when on the cellular connection. Only to check in at Fred Meyer. That could be a good reason not to get a 5G pho...
Voter suppression, the backbones of the American democracy
The title claims, the supreme court blocked curbside voting in Alabama. How fucking stupid are they? There’s a fucking pandemic. Or is it stuck in thei...
No more CBD
I took the last one tonight. I bought clothes instead of more CBD. I may never get the clothes though. I’m not communicating with her to get it dropped...
Didn't even need to take a shower today
She didn’t bother telling me no dinner today. She claims I didn’t call her, yeah because I was waiting for her to call me. Thought she was callin...
Older kernel made The Universim worse
Good luck playing it now, the graphical glitch/corruption is even worse. They probably only test with NVIDIA in Linux.
LTE my ass
Phone doesn’t say it’s on WiFi. I checked to see what my IP is, and it’s my Comcast’s IP. Not to mention, in settings, it says itR...
Channels DVR's guide data is fucked
It’s only recording The Simpsons today, I went to a TV guide site, and it says Bob’s Burgers is still supposed to be on today. Either that site i...
Didn't know that was possible
Passing out from masturbating. I saw that on the cam site. When you see the pleasure she’s getting, you’ll ejaculate rather she has a cock or not...
Want a paranormal experience?
Make it dark in a room, and maybe close your eyes. It’ll mess your sensors up, like if you can’t sleep, and stay up really early. But it is mind ...
Nice feature in Linux
Says I failed to login three times. Not true, I couldn’t see shit on the monitor, until I turned the monitor off and back on. Well, I guess if I clicke...
What did they do to Fallout 76?
They might of decreased the amount of damage I do. So, getting it to work using Proton again, wasn’t worth it. I wonder if the graphical corruption in ...
Nice libvirt bug
Error starting domain: Unable to get devmapper targets for /dev/disk/by-id/xxxxxxx: Success Says that every single time trying to boot my Windows 10 VM. Thou...
That dump might of been runny
A vegan dinner might have enough fiber to do that. But why vegan? There’s nothing wrong with eating eggs. I probably shouldn’t eat cheese though,...
Possible Fallout 76 fix for Proton
You might need the native dbghelp.dll. According to this. Just got to mount my Windows drive, and I might be able to find that. Apparently the file doesnR...
Did I lose some of the weight I gained already?
Lots of shitting today. Not enough shitting yesterday. Think that was the fourth dump today. Probably not done shitting for the day either.
No latest kernel for NVIDIA fans
Apparently not for another month, didn’t read it, just saw the title. Well, the short description I might of read. That’s why I use the open sour...
That's not surprising
Nephew peed in her vehicle. She claims all over it, I doubt it. Unless he took his seat belt off, and ran around the entire vehicle peeing. He refuses to use...
Is there a reason Channels DVR isn't automatically recording The Simpsons?
No new tag. So I have to find airings, then manually set it to record. I thought it would fix itself, nope. I’m paying $80 or so a year for crap.
Almost up to 300 pounds
No wonder my clothes are starting not to fit. I should of bought sweatpants, they might stretch out enough for my weight gain ambitions. That’s the pro...
There's no Hugo import script for Textpattern
You could convert to WordPress, then use a WordPress import script. I’m lazy, so I’ll keep posting shit on this shitty blog.
You can't pre order the new iPad Air with monthly payments?
Not on Amazon. I have to wait till next month anyways. It’ll be almost like buying a Mac mini. Price wise. I don’t really need it though. I don&#...
There's a bump in my ass crack
How did that happen? I get random bumps other places as well. Probably bug bites. Did it crawl up my anus? Apparently bugs live in my clothes. Doesn’t ...
Memories aren't accurate?
They claim the person will believe they remember right. I remember right, I was even more of a piece of shit as a child. I need to convert this site to Hugo....
My dad isn't proud
Nobody is proud of me. I don’t do anything. Therefore, there’s nothing to be proud of. Looking at porn, isn’t something to be proud of. How...
There's at least one flaw with mind over body
How come insane people strongly believing in something not true, doesn’t turn it true? Like if you strongly believe Trump is a fly, he should turn into...
Why doesn't she want to think Trump will win?
Over six million people voted for him the first time. A little more voted for Hillary. Why would any of them change their vote? They knew they were voting fo...
Wanting to cry a lot isn't depression?
According to the quack doctor, it isn’t. Still no appointment, I forgot to complain to my mom about it. The documentary about Bill Gates, isn’t e...
You can install Kismet in macOS
You got to compile it, and install dependencies with brew. Will it keep the Mac mini awake? If not, it would be pointless putting Kismet on it. My phone migh...
Don't think she's going to watch Heal
She just asks why. She doesn’t want to believe human minds are capable of doing more then we think. Yet she believes God exists somehow. People that be...
I need to buy some new pants
Growing out of some of them. Nothing like being a growing man, growing sideways. After I’m done growing, I’ll have a heart attack. I think I want...
How can a dude cross dresser be a soccer mom?
That’s impossible, unless they use mind over body, and their dicks falls off, or disappears, and they get a fully functional vagina. But, mind over bod...
Two benefits to that lens
You don’t have to remove it to use it as a regular lens, with extension tubes, you have to remove the lens, to remove the extension tubes, have fun doi...
Does nobody play The Universim on similar hardware in Linux?
On the Steam forum, there’s nothing about the video corruption. DuckDuckGo, thinks The Universim is something else. The community link on their site, i...
That lens might be too tempting
I’d put almost half of what it costs back in my savings next month. But, I have a Yi 42.5mm or I forget the focal length, it has a macro switch. Obviou...
Oops
Made a tornado in The Universim. I thought I selected the one that lets you pick stuff up. That’s a brutal way to get rid of wolfs, except, it didnR...
TV dinners cost more
So, I should just get ten of those instead. Do they have 10 of the ones I like the most? Probably not. How many will fit in the freezer? There’s other ...
Is that why HDMI CEC doesn't work?
For some reason, my other HDMI switch was on. It’s possible it supports HDMI CEC. I thought the update for the TV fixed it, till it started switching t...
And it's in stock from B&H
The Laowa 50mm for micro four thirds. They didn’t even email me yet, maybe Kenmore Camera does really have it. She claims she hasn’t seen me use ...
HDHomeRun CONNECT 4K
I should pre order it, but I’m cheap. And all I watch OTA, is cartoons. You don’t need 4k or even 1080p for that. ATSC 3.0 probably won’t b...
The Universim sucks
Looks like the updates still break old saves. So, to see if the new version fixes the video corruption, you got to start a new game. Starting over every upda...
That's why you need vegetables
I would of taken a picture, but I flushed Trump’s babies down the crapper. Not to mention, he’d probably sue me, for taking a picture of his babi...
Is my cock bigger yet?
If it’s mind over body, my cock should be getting bigger. I was thinking of my cock and balls getting bigger in bed. I ended up falling a sleep though....
I don't like being aware of my breathing
You might mess it up. It’s hard enough to breathe, without being aware of it.
Ouch
A bug might of bit me in my armpit. Or it’s a bed sore. Maybe I should of taken a shower yesterday. Putting deodorant on is painful now. Like putting s...
If Linux is only good for 90s computers
Why is Microsoft now so obsessed with it? They are adding Linux stuff to Windows. You get a terminal prompt. No need for a VM. I personally run Linux bare me...
If it's mind over body
Does that mean if I think I’m a baby over and over again, I’ll turn into a baby again? Do that before you die, then you can start all over. The d...
I doubt Microsoft buying Bethesda had anything to do with the Fallout 76 update breaking Proton support
Microsoft likes Linux, so I doubt they’d intentionally break it in Linux using Proton. Also, I doubt Microsoft was involved in the latest update. The p...
Mediation messes up my manual OCD
I can’t concentrate on the thoughts, after mediating. Instead of the thoughts pausing, they won’t pop up in the first place, when forcing a thoug...
A dick would stop you from having sex with her?
The only thing that would stop me, is if she said no. Then, I’d have to go home, and rub one out for twenty years. Oh wait, after three days, I’d...
The Universim graphical glitch in Linux
If you zoom in, like that screenshot, you can see the background it shows inside the planet, instead of behind the planet like when zoomed out. Or maybe it ...
You are supposed to have thoughts in your mind?
Mine are blocked. You’d think that would make mediating easy. It did when I first tried it. But, now my breathing won’t let me fucking control it...
You don't need a lot of money to have a website
And you can get money, by giving morbidly obese men pony rides. That’s how I broke my back. There’s no nudity or sex, so it’s legal. ItR...
Heal
Watch that on Netflix. Good news, I’m not just a strand of DNA. I’m just energy, and everything is an illusion. How do I get rid of the psychical...
That Panasonic camera has no IBIS
It’s about $600 for Prime Day, probably sold out now. I closed the tab. I think it was over 50% claimed, before I closed the tab. Not even weather proo...
It's impossible for me to be a conservative Christian
For one, I’m just a strand of DNA. And two, you can’t really be that, and like trans women. Unless, you are a massive hypocrite. Oh wait, that wo...
CBD might relieve pain
My wrist didn’t really hurt yesterday. Well, my other wrist might of hurt while sleeping. But, not my right wrist. The most important one, I use it for...
Good way to start the day
By rubbing one one. If you resist doing it before bed, you’ll eventually do it, probably at a different time. If you are a conservative Christian, then...
What's the point in phones?
The only useful thing they allow you to do, is look at porn while rubbing one out on the crapper. Otherwise they are mostly useless. Damn, the second PCIe x1...
Is my eye infected?
Hurts and itches. Hmm, if I go blind in one eye, I’ll get more benefits. Maybe more money, since I’ll be legally blind. I won’t be able to ...
GPUs must use shitty fans
The only reason I bought the one I have, is the old GPU made a loud noise when the fan was at 100%. Well, this one is even louder, at 100% fan speed. The old...
Now what am I supposed to do?
Can’t play Fallout 76 anymore, even though I wasn’t really playing it. There’s not enough events. Do one, then you got to wait decades for ...
The US is the oldest "democracy"
Problem is, it isn’t a democracy. So, that title goes to somebody else. Russia has voting, but Putin will be in charge till he dies. It’s not a d...
Good idea
Skip buying a new console, since they’ll be sold out. Just get a new motherboard and CPU. Maybe sell the old computer. Amazon might not sell good power...
They finally called earlier to reschedule
But, I was taking a shit when they called. I don’t intend on calling them back either. I don’t care if I see that doctor again.
A new motherboard could have better IOMMU groups
That means, you might not need a patch to use a GPU in the second PCIe slot. I won’t passthrough the new GPU in the PCIe 4.0 slot to Windows. It can ha...
Trump will win again
Maybe not legally, but the supreme court will be in the republican’s favor. Meaning they can contest the election, and win it by the now political supr...
Don't know how a map can change who wins an election
What do they do with the gerrymander map? Wipe their ass with it? Tell the public to vote based on their map? The show didn’t explain much. How does dr...
Did the power flicker?
While I was taking a piss in the crapper? The light flickered. You get your moneys worth of electronics if you keep everything on 24/7. Nothing like having t...
What does that have to do with me?
She has a serious anger problem. I didn’t invite a dog trainer to her house. So her having to clean, is her problem, not mine. Nobody said she had to c...
CrossOver 20 supports Apple Silicon
So you aren’t completely doomed if you insist on running Windows applications or games. Does it run x86 Windows stuff? Or just ARM? Obviously supports ...
Weird Al is hilarious
That’s a good song to dance nude to. Or dance with a dress on, it shows a dude with a dress at the end. I just need a beard. And a really tight dress,...
Did you see the real vice president debate?
That’s the real one, from SNL.
LAOWA 50MM F2.8 ULTRA MACRO M4/3 is finally in stock from a US seller
Kenmore Camera claims to have it. I’d buy it, but I’d have to transfer money from my savings. That I don’t intend on spending. The PS5 or X...
Nice, Fallout 76 no longer works using Proton
I only tried with the Glorious Proton. Just a black screen, got to alt tab out of it, and click stop in Steam. They probably intentionally made the game not ...
Nothing like choking
On peanut butter crackers. They taste like cookies. One started going down my throat before I was done chewing. I live alone, so if my anti choking functions...
Out of context?
I don’t understand the context as other people do, so everything I hear, will be out of context. My IQ is only 10. Now, who wants to give me a pony rid...
How does events like death change you massively, if you have no soul?
DNA shouldn’t care about love, if that’s all you are. So the Human Nature theory, doesn’t add up. Why teach people love, if they cease to e...
That's a good reason not to date anybody
They might be a drug addict. You might become one as well. If not, she might rob you. You could perform a background check on them, before dating them.
Where the fuck did Trump come from?
Somebody asked that about Obama. Some guy I used to hang out with. Never heard of Trump until he ran for president. So where did he come from? A giant crappe...
eSIMs are nice
Even if the eSIM is turned off, you can turn the psychical SIM card off as well. No need to remove the SIM card. Is that a iOS 14 feature? None of the people...
What the fuck is her problem?
She gets angry, if you try talking to her about something, she gets angry if you don’t talk to her. No idea what she wants. Maybe to never see or speak...
Ha, she sent a text to my mom instead of me
That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. She wanted to clean today originally, but can’t even get here by 2 PM. She said church is over at noon, s...
Why don't religious people believe in ghosts?
Do they even believe the religion they are obsessed with? You kind of get ghosts with religion. Well, the more popular religions in America. In India, you ge...
Can you even go to the nut house with the pandemic?
Maybe not. Or if you do, you’ll be isolated from everybody else.
Why are Trumpets so angry?
They will take your political sign, if it isn’t for their almighty Trump. A democracy is supposed to let you vote for whoever you want. So, should non ...
Ha, and the doctor thinks my depression is better
So getting angry for no reason all the time, means your depression is better? Apparently so. No point in telling him anything, it’s a dead end. He does...
Ha, one of the TVs she got from me cracked
Not surprising, if you move it incorrectly. Like putting boxes of stuff on top of it. Or not wrapping it in a blanket. A bump, will result in a cracked scree...
PINEPHONE
The $200 one, comes with a USB docking bar, that has Ethernet. You won’t find that on any other phones, Ethernet. It probably takes ages to get it in ...
Why do Great Dane dogs have to have shitty health problems?
They might live to 10. A smaller one, the breeder might of bred runts, meaning unhealthy. Bummer. I want a dog that’ll live as long as me. Or at least,...
"To our knowledge, this happened via an exploit in one of the WordPress plugins on the Pine Store"
Who uses WordPress for a store? I wouldn’t host my own store. You become a target, as soon as you are making money. Source Still waiting for the Pine C...
I got my ballot
I made sure to vote for no republicans. You are racist, if you vote for Trump. One vote, had two democrats, I voted for neither, don’t know what the di...
Nice size dump
It must of been brewing all day. It would be nice if that happened once a day, instead of three times a day. Well, the first two dumps, weren’t as big....
How is that being mean to her?
Saying you don’t want a personality? Does she not know what that is? Just random letters written in your DNA. What does that have to do with me liking ...
If a doctor tells you, to stop looking at porn
Tell them(most likely a her), to shove their conservative Christian ideas up their ass where the sun doesn’t shine. Damn, if I knew about conservative ...
CPU temperature is even less now
I updated the kernel two days ago, the max for one sensor is 64C, and the other is 60C. How often is that program checking? Maybe it needs to check more ofte...
Do they have proof your personality resides in your DNA?
They didn’t provide it on Human Nature. They just said it like it’s a fact. They even claim your ability to love is in your DNA. It’ll be a...
Why did I wake up at 1:42 AM?
Looks like I was looking at my phone. I have zero memory of doing that. Sleep walking & looking at my phone? Except, I woke up in bed. You can’t se...
You know why some men play as a female character in games?
They are trying to trick men that like women, into having sex with them. When you go and meet them, they look nothing like their character. They do usually h...
Not much new in the new AMD CPUs
Comes out before the PS5 and Xbox Series X. Not worth buying, still the same AM4 socket. Except, it might not work with my B350 motherboard. So, I’d st...
How does it feel being a strand of DNA?
Scientists think mother nature made CRISPR. Bad news, Aliens created that. Some would say God did, but Aliens could be Gods. So, if I delete my DNA, I won...
Those women had facial hair
The ones in my dream. Don’t think they did at first. Probably because some dude claimed to be trans, and one of his videos, you can clearly see facial ...
Where did the turd go?
That’s why I hate wiping my ass. You might get shit on it, then it might fall on the floor. Didn’t see where it landed, after I washed my hands, ...
If your gut tells you not to vote
Don’t vote. Except, my gut might be telling me to vote for the worse candidate, Donald Trump. I voted against him the first time. What’s changed?...
Ha, the doctor thought I was wearing a sweater
Video appointments are useless. And using an iPad sucks, the fucking camera won’t keep me in the frame. I could use something else, but I’m lazy....
You won't break your wrist if you have carpal tunnel syndrome?
No need to not use my computer then. I’ll enjoy the pain instead. Why was my soundbar on again when I woke up? Does my TV have WiFi direct? If so, I ne...
That's a good idea
Both parties should select somebody in the middle. Then the majority of people will be happy, no matter if a Democrat or Republican wins. You’ll still ...
A stroke?
Do you get energy, and go into a black hole when that happens? Or maybe it’s blackout. I consider the weird sleeping thing happening, as a drug overdo...
Why would somebody cheating on their wife work out?
There’s plenty of women that’ll date an out of shape man. Maybe after I have a heart attack, I’ll have the answer. I only want the answer a...
I still don't know how to draw
How do you turn the Logitech Crayon off? Easy, hold the power button down. To make sure it’s off, try using it on the iPad. It acts just like the chea...
Finally took an actual dump today
Getting up after 1 PM isn’t good for your bowels. You got to wait till after dinner to do that. I got all sweaty pushing that shit out. On another note...
Conservative Christians see the world in black & white
That’s why you don’t want them in charge of the country you are in. They think everything should be a certain way, and only their religion is rig...
What's the max temperature of my CPU?
Upgrading the Linux kernel changes it. One sensor is 66C, and the other is 64C. That’s the max when playing Fallout 76. I go by whichever sensor is mor...
Not knowing what happens when dying, might be better
Might be less depressing not knowing. Not everybody likes the idea of reincarnation. But, if the entire point of life, is to be born, then reincarnation migh...
Not everybody has a near death experience
The lady that overdosed, said it was like a black hole. If that was the case, she wouldn’t remember anything. And, I doubt she was completely dead. I w...
I finally fell a sleep
And I slept till after 1 PM. Either I got lucky and my body couldn’t stay awake anymore or the CBD made me sleepy. Or maybe both. How long till I take...
How the fuck am I supposed to fall a sleep now?
I’ve been trying to fall a sleep all morning, it’s now 4 AM. Well, two times, I closed my eyes, and about to fall a sleep or lose consciousness, ...
I don't let religion define me
It’s a good thing, I wouldn’t exist, if religion was the only thing that mattered. There wouldn’t be any point to making me exist, if relig...
Channels DVR is overpriced
It recorded an old episode on Sunday. And there might of been a real new episode with that title and description, but it recorded too soon most likely. It re...
Finally got a backpack in Fallout 76
It took longer then it should of. Because finding the right meat to finish a challenge, is a pain in the ass. You only get one piece for beast, so you need t...
Did they fail English?
Are Motile laptops sold in other countries? If not, they should know how to use a capital I, and put a ‘ in I’m, with a capital I of course. The ...
Proton-5.9-GE-7-ST
That update allows me to get over 100 FPS in one event. Why does the open world hover around 50 FPS? Guess the event, since it loads inside of a mine, isn...
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Well, my years of computer use, has finally paid off. With pain in my right wrist. No wonder my sex drive is descending, soon I won’t be able to spank ...
Trump supporters think there's more of them
Because dead people voted against Trump. Which is false. More like, non Trumpets, don’t use the internet to post crap. My grandparents don’t like...
Oops
I got a huge thing of light ice cream. I didn’t want light, or a huge thing. Does that mean I can eat more of it? That is indeed what it means, light m...
They should change the position of keys on keyboards
Do it yearly, like Apple updates stuff yearly. Then, all those who think they know how to type, will find out they don’t. It’s more like remember...
You might want to be careful when making prison rape jokes
That can get you murdered. Watch Murder Mountain. That’s the first comment on GBAtemp on a forum post about some of TX’s people being arrested. I...
Might have to stop using my computer
I was eating cereal, and my right wrist started hurting when using the spoon. That’s why I don’t like computer games, it’s painful. Doesn&#...
I have to pay $20 for international shipping for the 30mm manual lens?
They might be in Florida. Guess they charge everybody that lame fee. Shipping to me shouldn’t cost $20. It’s included in the price, so it’s...
Why would I tip her?
She gave me a free show, I only needed to see her in missionary position. Also, I have no account. The username I’d want, is most likely taken. BigBubb...
Getting rid of clothes based on size doesn't work
My clothes shrank. Meaning, if I tell her the size I want, that’ll be about everything. Unless you are psychic, there’s no way to know what fits ...
When can I hookup 10+ TB to an iPad?
Can’t replace my desktop, till it can have 10+ TB of space, and I’m talking about slow non SSD space. And multiple drives. Does the new iPad Air ...
That wasn't a new Simpsons episode
No subtitles either. No idea why Channels DVR recorded that.
Some guy even said, you don't need a woman to be happy
Think that was on The Last Shaman. Also, dating a woman, would probably do the opposite. Just think of your mom nagging, but more extreme. She’ll nag y...
Celebrate the launch of the next gen consoles by buying something else?
Since the consoles will most likely be sold out, you might as well. They most likely have better GPU performance then my desktop. The CPU could be slightly b...
How hard is manual focusing with extension tubes?
It changes the focusing, I know because I’ve tried it with auto focus lenses. You got to put the camera just the right distance. And, if you can’...
Is this your dildo by chance?
When you wake up and see your gf and/or wife, pull a dildo out of Uranus, and ask her if the dildo is hers by chance. She might say “Not anymore”...
Hairy pussy
If you have a cat, you can say hairy pussy all the time. Your neighbors won’t have a clue what you are talking about. Unless, she has a hairy pussy. If...
I still don't know who talked through me while sleeping once
They told me to calm down, because I was dreaming about water. Or something to do with water. I somehow calmed down, so clearly it wasn’t me talking to...
Maybe he isn't who you think he is
Somebody might of said something like that to somebody outside my apartment once. Probably saying my name before somebody else said that. That is probably tr...
This is more of a thought dumpster then a blog
And, I need to cancel my hosting. You don’t need to pay over $20 for a thought dumpster. That only bots read. I don’t really care if my pictures ...
Why would a woman want their bf and/or husband to touch them?
That doesn’t compute in my tiny brain. Women don’t like sex, so I doubt they like being touched either. You’ll do time for sexually assault...
Well, that's depressing
American Murder The Family Next Door Not sure I’d recommend watching that when depressed, therefore, I never should of watched it. Is that the guy that...
Apparently the single core performance on the new A14 CPU will be more then my desktop
That is according to this benchmark. But the multi core is still less. What will an Apple CPU with 12 threads or 12 cores score? Maybe, I can replace my desk...
Don't agree with a Trump supporter
If you are their case manager, they will fire you. You got to agree, that no mask is required, even though they have heart failure or something. That might b...
Over a year since Tonka died
Was looking for a different photo of her for my wallpaper, and started crying. They claim it gets better with time. Maybe once I get dementia or something. A...
Don't date a conservative Christian
They’d dump me very quickly. My view on love, isn’t that of a religious fanatic. They vote for hate, not the kind of love I’ve heard about....
Should put that in my savings as well
The money my sister sent me for the stuff I sold her. Not like I’m going to spend that much on one thing this month. Might have a heart attack instead....
She can't figure out why that would make somebody angry
Accusing people of stuff, will obviously make them angry. And what are they paying her to do? Pretty sure it’s cleaning and doing my laundry. She can&#...
That's a bummer
Looks like some people associated with TX, have been arrested. According to GBAtemp. The article doesn’t make sense, says they’ve been arrested i...
Is anybody else getting almost 300 Mbps on Comcast's prepaid $45 a month internet?
All you have to do, is activate it on a different modem, not the one it comes with. Apparently Comcast is too stupid to notice you did that. No bridge mode r...
Is the Sony Alpha 7RII as small as the Sigma fp?
If not, that entire review is horseshit. I doubt it is as small, as more people disliked that review, then liked. If all you want is high MP, then enjoy your...
Temporarily out of stock
I doubt Amazon ever had the Amazfit GTS 2, no picture or description on Amazon for it. Not to mention, Amazfit’s website doesn’t list it, the US ...
Trump apparently tested positive for the virus
How did he get a hoax virus? That’s his own words. Not surprising, he isn’t doing anything to slow the kill rate of the virus. I saw the title on...
Zyprexa
That’s a good sedative. I could of went back to bed at 11 AM. It might slow your bowels down as well. So, you might be shitting at an inconvenient time...
I thought that was weird?
If anybody else does it, it isn’t weird, but it is if I do it. In fact, she’s who suggested I do it in the first place. Leads me to believe, she ...
The Amazfit GTS 2 comes out tomorrow?
Need to check my money in the piggy bank. Except, I planned on only paying bills this month. Damn, wouldn’t exactly leave enough money in my checking. ...
There's no benefit in not looking at porn
If you don’t intend on ever having sex, there’s no need to keep your sex drive high. Unless you want your mind to go crazy. My mind will go crazy...
That dump might of got rid of my headache
Apparently, my colon needed to be evacuated. Might need a weak laxative everyday. While I was shitting, my phone disconnected from my WiFi apparently, probab...
Water tastes like nothing again
The TDS meter said it was 003, if I recall correctly. Once it’s more then 000, I change the filter. Says you don’t have to till it says 006, but ...