That’ll do the trick ass well

A trans giving a trans a foot job. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a foot job. I didn’t intend on seeing it, that’s just what they were do...

Good news

You don’t have to remember to disable your compositor in Linux for FreeSync to work. Well, FreeSync won’t work, alt tab out of it, disable, then ...

You can get life in prison for a weed deal

Apparently that’s worse then killing somebody. You can get less time for killing somebody, then dealing in weed. Whoever makes laws in this country, is...

What's wrong with that?

Cheating on somebody on their couch? If she makes you sleep on the couch, you might as well find somebody else to sleep with. That’s from SNL. In my ca...

People actually want auto focus?

The only auto focus I do, is tapping where I want the focus, which may or may not work. The lens on my camera is a manual lens, you get complete control of w...

She's looking for a big cock

Looks like a spam post though. My cock probably doesn’t qualify as big to her, that would be at least 12”. But, if they are spam, my cock qualifi...

That dump was painful

It was solid, then turned into the runs. The solids was probably stuck, the diarrhea washed it out. Now my stomach hurts. Might of hurt when I woke up as wel...

Funny who I keep dreaming about

Pretty sure she isn’t single, and she most likely doesn’t live in this city. That won’t stop me from dreaming. Now to go take another dump....

Stuck eggs

One carton, I was trying to get the eggs out, to make hard boiled eggs. I got one out, but it had cardboard on it, probably start a fire, if I put that egg i...

Now that's what I call a bugger

The bugger I got on my hand while wiping my anus. Ass bugger. Just think, if you have a wife, while wiping, you get a big bugger on your hand. Call your wife...

Parents don't get it

Trying to force your children to go to college and work, or do anything, can and will backfire. Put your kids under pressure, and you might cause them severe...

There's fake weed

Can’t remember what it’s called. But, it would probably kill me, and real weed is legal, in my state, not federally. Spice is what they call it. ...

Some of that dump might of been runny

It pushed some rocks out. That’s what diarrhea is for, it’s a humane made liquid, in Uranus. It’s like them shoving a hose up Uranus. Excep...

Heart attack soon?

Well, something is happening. You might get less angry at stuff, when you are getting close to death. That’s the only thing I can think of that might k...

The US is a fucking dick

They outlaw drugs, that can actually help with depression and PTSD. Weed can also help with stuff. The law claims weed and psychedelics have no therapeutic p...

Falling off the ladder of consciousness

That might be why you can reincarnate, you might need to get more conscious in each life. Except, that doesn’t explain “near” death experie...

All lives matter is offensive

That’s what she claims. Because she claims, not as many white people are murdered by police. I’m too lazy to look up the tally. Well, I won’...

How does a documentary get rid of anger?

I’m not convinced it was the documentary that did it. It might be because I’m tired almost all the time now. Probably more sedated. Apparently th...

I can't even get myself to spend $16

I should replace the main security camera with one of those as well. But, I can’t make myself spend $16 on even one, so I really won’t spend $32 ...

Another dump down the crapper

How many dumps to go? The one before this one, felt like some rocks came out. Didn’t feel any rocks this time. Apparently shitting in the morning was p...

Look in a mirror if you do psychedelics

Don’t listen to those that say don’t do that. You’ll have a better experience if you do. Yes, I believe the one guy that says to look in a ...

How can you vote when you are dead?

Some Trump supporter, had a sticker on their vehicle, that said don’t let them vote Democrat, when they are dead. Sorry to break it to you, you wonR...

Can you have a lab puppy in an apartment?

Well, you could. Not sure how well it would work. Massive pain in the ass here, I’m on the third floor. And a new puppy, isn’t potty trained. Bet...

SiriusXM is still desperate for $14

They sent me something by the mail. Why would I pay them? It was a free trial, and I never even used it. I still don’t use it. Trying to force people t...

So if Trump wins again

Does that mean he’ll get rid of the fake democracy? No more voting, even for Trump supporters. Only the rich get to vote. Say goodbye to social securit...

That might be complaint worthy

Somebody did something to the lobby door, to keep it open, the one you enter a code to get into the lobby. It wouldn’t shut when I left. Couldn’t...

That felt like a massive dump

Didn’t really look like one though. I think that’s what Bob from Bob’s Burgers does, he waits till later to shit. Except in his case, it...

Great Pyrenees

I had a dream about one of those dogs. In Leavenworth, I saw one. They are big white and fluffy. I like big fluffy dogs. Except, in the dream, it didn’...

Out Of Thin Air

Did you see that on Netflix? Iceland’s legal system is fucked as well. They used solitary confinement to get false confessions. They tried doing that t...

She doesn't think Lilly is lazy

Then why is she almost always laying down? More like, she wants to have an argument about everything. When did she say that? Weeks or months ago, I don’...

Shitty server

Nobody does events, so I ran out of ammo for my heavy gun, then I died. My shotgun barely does any damage. I left the server, since nobody does events on tha...

Is my Mac mini sleeping?

No light on the external drive, or the eGPU enclosure, well not the front of the eGPU enclosure. So, I just needed to leave it off for days to fix the no sle...

Why wasn't I allowed to see my dad?

My sisters went and saw him, and never invited me once to go see him. Even when I was 18 or older. Nice fellows to say the least. I won’t forget, or fo...

Good idea

Use a long USB cable, to get a camera in my room. Do I have one long enough? I’ll use my shitty webcam. I could use my laptop, but there’s not ex...

The Last Shaman

Good movie on Netflix. I already knew some of the stuff he said though. I’ve seen lots of shows, about spiritual stuff, and even UFOs and Aliens. A UFO...

Trump interview

I don’t think that’s actually Trump. They look like him, and talk like him, though. There’s a good new Songify video, and the Songify guys...

Zyprexa is a magical drug

Took a full tablet last night. The motion activated light on my fridge, didn’t turn on as much. That’s some good sedation. Well, I might of work ...

Who isn't attractive?

I keep seeing this post in my stats, I’m guessing bots or somebody is looking at that post. I didn’t pay attention to the numbers by it. Why do t...

Steven Avery's case should be a mistrial

Rather he did it or not. The local police assisted investigators, and weren’t supposed to do so. No idea if he did it. I think one of his other nephews...

I might have a buyer for my Mac mini

The one I sold her, keeps turning off, probably overheating. The stupid standoff, that the fan was screwed into, isn’t attached to the board or the cas...

LowEndTalk is horrible

Read this article, then see this. They allow a spammer hoster on their forum. That was apparently involved in a massive DDoS attack. Well, I might have to ad...

You know what else is sweaty?

I said that to my mom, but she didn’t respond. I was going to say my butt. I was laughing instead. And she claims a little sweating is good for you. Pr...

What stress?

Somebody claims you’ll get stress if you use DirectSlave. Another person says, not to pay money for third party software. It doesn’t cost money, ...

Did somebody new move into the building?

Well, they are annoying as fuck, whoever they are. You can hear him in my bathroom. I wonder if they can hear me when I say “Fucking dumbass” or ...

First dump of the day

Sure is nice being able to shit when you need to. You don’t have to wait for your body to decide to let you go. That’s some good self inflicted c...

What time is it?

If you get the Amazon Halo, you’ll be asking that a lot. There’s no screen on it, so it’s useless. I’ll gladly keep my Amazfit GTS. A...

I'm the ghost in my apartment

The motion activated light on the fridge, is more sensitive then the one in my room. I know, because I woke up at 5 AM, to go to the bathroom, and turning th...

How can unemployed men make you puke?

And is that a dude or a woman? I should enable photos, but I might see something I don’t want to see. Haha, the back of her, looks possibly like the &l...

There is an AV adapter for my iPad

But it costs $50. Cheaper then buying a non licensed third party adapter, those tend to get disabled in software updates, so you spent $20 or so on nothing. ...

Leavenworth

Maybe, I’ll skip vacation the third time I’m invited. There was at least two reasons not to go, one is I said she should get pizza somewhere che...

No problem shitting when I got home

Went to Leavenworth for two days. No idea why I went. Maybe next time she invites me I won’t go. I’m taking a shit right now. So I can’t ...

How is that possible?

If you cease to exist when dead, how can you have a dream that tells you who killed somebody? That shouldn’t be possible. There’s plenty of other...

Adhesive might be a bad idea

I removed my motion light from the wall, the one I never see turn itself on, it’s attached by some kind of adhesive. Some of the wall came off, probabl...

Why does that bother me so much?

Looking at some dude’s leg, and thinking it’s hot? Not as much hair as mine. I didn’t even get an erection. Well, that’s all the Zypr...

You don't see that often on that site

An actual trans woman. Well, that’s what they claim. The picture appears to show big tits, so it might be true. You can’t see their face. So, I&#...

Is that flicker?

Something weird, that I only see for a split second, happens when in the map in Fallout 76. Might just be my eyes blinking. Might be FreeSync related, except...

Hypnoses is great

If you like fake implanted memories. In my case, I probably wouldn’t get relaxed, so it wouldn’t work. You will get fake memories, just by them a...

She asks why I repeat myself

I’m not psychic. If you don’t say anything, there’s zero way for me to know you heard me. I’ll be out of my medicine on Thursday. The...

Maybe don't oversleep

You might wake up with a shitty dream. When I woke up before the oversleeping, it looked like the motion light was turning on and off. I thought it was becau...

That’s why they give you hormones

Did you see the fat around her dick and what’s left of her balls? That’s hot. They can turn that into a pussy easily. Does she have any post op v...

Broke a chair at my mom's

An outside chair. Was playing tug-a-war with Bodhi, and he was dragging me and the chair. Then I fell over, and my weight destroyed part of the chair. Don...

Sexist

Men that say women are crazy, or a little crazy, that is all women, are clearly not that intelligent. They might be emotional, that isn’t the same thin...

Isn't Zyprexa supposed to help agitation?

Maybe for some people. It might make my agitation worse, as the feeling I get, might be something else, that Zyprexa gives you. I took less Zyprexa last nigh...

An actual dump

Didn’t happen till after dinner. It was a messy dump, I kept getting shit on myself when wiping.

Slightly drugged

When I woke up at around 6 AM, I felt slightly drugged. I got up cause I thought I needed to shit, well I thought I got more then I bargained for, when I far...

Nasty dream

A woman was eating my ass, then fucking me with a strap on. Felt like she was getting shit while she was fucking me. Or maybe it was sweat. There was another...

Shitty server

Try doing primal cuts by yourself, if you suck, you will run out of time. I guess nobody on the server wants to do it. I just quit the game. Apparently they&...

America doesn't know what love is

Look at who the president is. He most likely hates you, if you aren’t from America. America isn’t the only country in the world. Clearly not the ...

I might know how I die

My doctor might unintentionally kill me. By prescribing too many drugs. I only took half a Zyprexa, doubt it’ll make a difference, I’m getting sl...

Tread

That guy made a fucking tank, out of a bulldozer. It’s on Netflix, and yes, it really happened. That’s a serious form of depression. Delusional m...

You need SSDs for website hosting?

I don’t. I use caching. My large amount of space, the way she doesn’t like it, isn’t even on the same server, it’s on their network. ...

Back to 69 blocked attacks on Cloudflare

That’s a good number. It might be my favorite number. Earlier it said 68, days ago, it said 69. It might be in the last month. Not the total attacks. M...

What's the problem?

If saying no, only hurts yourself, what’s the problem? I’ve never been in pain for saying no, at least not that I can recall. I could see not con...

I need a new iPad

Pretty sure mine is the 6th gen, it doesn’t have a Smart connector. So, no Smart Keyboard for me. I have a Bluetooth keyboard, but that’s lame, y...

Cheap old Logitech webcam

My phone’s rear camera, is probably better then that as well. The microphone is only mono on it. Not like it matters. But, I might use the microphone ...

I'll probably have diarrhea soon

You can thank the breakfast sandwich I ate. Didn’t smell good, and the top was hard. Probably cooked it too long. Except, the sausage could of been coo...

He recommended decreasing my Zyprexa

If I continue to feel like I’ve been drugged when waking up. Nice, I finally get to lower it. That’s happened more then once. But, I’ll pro...

That's a great way to find a date

On a cam site, that’s used for masturbating. I just imagined her dick and balls as being fat. I couldn’t understand all of her bio, looked like b...

WordPoop

I need to make a WordPress theme, called WordPoop. It’ll be a shitty poop theme. I’m too lazy to make a WordPoop theme. Only rookies use WordPoop...

SiriusXM called me

I should block their number, but I’m lazy. They claim it’s a reminder call to update my card info. I have zero intention of doing so. It was a fr...

Can't get up before 11 AM

I woke up multiple times, and I felt like I was drugged. I take my bedtime medicine before 8 PM, so that’s some slow drugs, if that’s the cause o...

That "egg" had no shell

That was in that guy’s stomach. Looked like the inside of an egg, it was just a bunch of fat from stuff he ate, and I forgot what else they said. Insid...

Shitty webcam

And that effect makes my head look sort of like an Alien’s head. It gets almost 10 FPS. I’d reckon it looks way worse then my iPhone’s cam...

You can't use a flash drive with iPadOS?

Maybe you can’t, but I can. Probably works with iOS as well. Something might be slightly defective, the flash drive kept disconnecting. You have to pl...

Stinky dump

You should of smelled the dump I just took. If Trump gets a second term, he’ll probably require everybody’s shit to be inspected. Since I shit a ...

Voter suppression

Trump successfully forced me to vote. I’ll be voting against him of course. Not everybody can vote at the place, like people in nursing homes. That cou...

Might need to email my host

Somebody tried logging into my SSH, with a BuyVM owned IP address. They only tried logging in once though. I should of set it to 3 failed login attempts, not...

Why would I not let Bodhi do something?

I don’t care if he jumps on me, and uses my arm as a chew toy. That’s why some ladies like me as well, I’m not likely to stop them from doi...

Droidcam works for video visits

Sucks if their site logs you out. Don’t tell Firefox to remember the settings, as the microphone will be wrong, and you’ll have to remove the per...

FreeSync probably isn't enabled

It is in the kernel, but probably not in Vulkan. You can use it with amdvlk, but I use vulkan-radeon. The amdvlk driver most likely caused a GPU hang. Who kn...

Subtitles are messed up on TV Everywhere

Just like whatever was on her TV, the subtitles are too slow. The Expedition Unknown episode recorded tonight, is the first time I’ve had that problem....

That's clearly spam

I am a hot sexy naughty lady That part makes their ad spam. Now to see the photos that are most likely stolen. No nudity. Probably somebody’s Faceboo...

They are assholes at that nut house

I remember overhearing somebody, and he asked why they wanted to send him to a group home, they said it didn’t work, then he said it worked for 20 year...

Did you see Mr. Garrison's invention?

It’s some transportation doohickey. It fucks you while you drive. I can’t recall if there’s one for your mouth as well. All I recall, is it...

No fixed toilet seat

He hammered the floor back down. But didn’t fix the toilet seat. It’s possible he put a screw in, and it fell out already. But I doubt it. That&#...

Was that a growl?

I was trying to fall a sleep, and I kept going in a mediated/trance state, while fully aware. I heard something come out of my mouth, possibly a growl. That&...

Aya Neo

Can you get it without Windows? I don’t use or pay for Windows. Will probably be expensive, like the SMACH Z that still isn’t shipping. Some ladi...

Bodhi likes me

Humans don’t, they get pissed at almost everything I say. And if I say nothing, they get pissed as well. If you sound angry when responding, you are pi...

Don't take everything personal?

That’s not the only thing people might say to me. Let it go would be another. I won’t take either advice. I might get closer to not existing anym...

People are actually voting this year?

Why bother? If the same people, vote for Trump again, he will win again. Doesn’t matter who has more votes. If Trump doesn’t win, his believers w...

She claims Google Voice works fine

Not getting her calls or voicemail, means it’s working fine. That’s exactly what she said. She just doesn’t want to believe anything I say....

Speaking of bargain lenses

There’s a new Laowa lens for micro 4/3. It has a chip, so you can change the aperture with the camera. Pretty sure it’s manual focus. But, at lea...

I might have an ear infection

Woke up with a itchy ear. I scratched it, and cleaned it out with one of those ear cleaning things. That somebody said you aren’t supposed to use. My e...

Stinky Sherlock Holmes

When Sherlock Holmes pees on himself, he sure gets stinky and wet. You should of smelled him, when I went in the shower. I assume Sherlock Holmes is a man, l...

Another reason to wire everything

The cracker can’t disconnect your stuff, when you are watching TV, if it’s wired. I’m pretty sure gaining unauthorized access to somebody&#...

I need to change my name

To “Shat In Crapper”. Then, when somebody asks for my name, I get to say “Shat In Crapper”. If you remove the h, it’s “Sa...

You want to be my clown baby?

When you sing in your sexy clown voice, you turn me on. When you put those big shoes on, you make me rock hard. When you put a show on, for all the perverts ...

How does Apple keep developers?

They are an asshole to everybody, users, and developers. I don’t like slow spyware ridden phones, the only reason I have an iPhone. Maybe, I can get mo...

Sucks, there's nothing new to watch on TV

I don’t watch Apple TV+, even though I have it free for a year. Netflix doesn’t seem to have anything new, that I want to watch. I prefer shows b...

Why would I want to watch a convention?

Sounds boring. And I don’t support any party. They all are pro censorship, and pro war on drugs. The war on drugs made things worse. And why should the...

The real reason Hillary lost to Trump

The holders of the secret UFO knowledge, didn’t want her elected. She was going to look into it again. Even though she’d have no access to the kn...

Social media?

I can’t block anybody on social media, I don’t have any social media accounts. But, the name starts with the same letter, they only have the firs...

Stalker

Has any guy slept with a woman by the name redacted in redacted, been to her house, knows where she lives has pics of her? This is in the past and current....

It only took two days

Of not masturbating, to try and have a wet dream. No wet dream, the new antidepressant might prevent that. I was dreaming about the first woman I ran away fr...

That guy was an asshole at the end

He killed couples, they don’t know how many. He died in prison of “natural” causes. He was overweight and in a wheelchair, probably had dia...

Love is all there is

Even people that get a psychedelic induced experience, know that. Like the guy, that didn’t believe that. Not sure he did it legally or not. They might...

No wonder there's no ads on Pandora

It just said to whitelist Pandora on my ad blocker. Apparently it only checks for browser extension blockers, because the Pi-hole is still on. Don’t se...

ASRock DeskMini A300W

I should get one of those. It would be a nice server. Except, no 3.5” drive bays in it. Would be a pain to use as a router, it probably only has one et...

How many can you stack?

I took the trash out yesterday, I think it was yesterday. There wasn’t enough room in the kitchen trash for the bathroom trash, so now it’s pili...

Paragon is nice

They are trying to get their NTFS driver in the mainline Linux kernel. I’ve bought software from them before. I had their backup software for Windows, ...

She doesn't think that's rude?

Saying whatever to stuff when I talk to her about something? Glad I got my own cell service, at least she has a bad reason to be mad. Why should I use her ce...

UFOs could be cover for classified US tech

The Air Force is responsible for the Men in Black. The Air Force knows something, they arrive within 30 minutes, to collect hard drives from the Navy. They c...

Some meth dealers do their own product

Or was it crack? They might be the same thing. I’m not an illegal drug expert. I’m no fan of meth. Psychedelics are fine. And weed. Psychedelics ...

When will the housing voucher open?

There’s not a lot of apartments like the one I have, low income, subsidized, but no housing voucher needed. A housing voucher, you can live a lot more ...

All I did was call her

And boy is she pissed. I’m not psychic, so no way for me to know you are going to be pissed if I call. Just like, there’s no way for me to know s...

Did I break my pogo stick yet?

Can’t sleep. So what do I do? Rub one out. It was a challenge tonight or this morning. The pee is finally coming out. Slow switch. A trans inside a pu...

8 PM my ass

Josh Gates said Expedition Unknown will be on at 8 PM on Wednesdays again. But, the DVR says 5 PM. No idea why they’d use Eastern time, he is in Califo...

America was founded on racism

It’s engraved in the constitution, or was. The government controls what history children learn, therefore keeping the racism going. If you learn the re...

I know who stole my bike when I was a kid

I was riding it, and some nice fellow, was insulting me, and saying I was riding a girl bike. I most likely didn’t lock it up, and that nice fellow sto...

Sore dick

Feels like what you’d expect in Uranus. Not in your dick. Is there shit in my dick? Maybe. I did just take two dumps, I had to go immediately after the...

I thought Google was better

Not for developers, if they want to be on the official Play Store. Google has the same shitty 30% tax apparently. Those who hate Apple, don’t actually ...

Epic is on a roll

Removed from the Google Play store, for the same reason. Now, Google is getting sued as well. Google already said, they can make it available for Android, ju...

The diarrhea might be over

Don’t think that dump was runny. I probably could of went somewhere to have better dinner. I won’t be buying a $8 laxative from Safeway again. Ma...

Why do some men care about their weight?

Why wouldn’t a man want to be fat? It’s great, you don’t have to worry about living to 105. Or even to 45. Women for some reason care, alwa...

Finished my sandwich

If I have diarrhea tomorrow as well, then the sandwich from Safeway caused it. Except, I didn’t eat a much today, there wasn’t the same amount le...

Diarrhea

Went back to bed around 10 AM. Got up after 1 PM, maybe 1:30 PM. Stomach hurt again, tried taking a dump, but nothing would happen. Called somebody back, the...

Nothing like waking up feeling like puking

I had to shit. All I can taste in my mouth is the sandwich I ate for dinner. I tried going back to sleep, but can’t fall back a sleep. Might still need...

Artix Linux claims they love systemd

Yet, their answer to that question, says it’s bloatware and insecure. If they love it, why don’t they fix it then? Based on their answer, I would...

Finally got a signal on my monitor

Kept saying no signal. It’s possible Linux messed up. Also, possible I changed to the wrong input, the Mac mini is updating. That’s bad news, if ...

I got murdered in my dream

Some guy wanted sex with me, but I refused, so he murdered and then raped me. Oh wait, was it even me? The movie was in third person. I vaguely remember, wak...

That'll make you puke

Eat an entire American Sub from Safeway. I ate two parts of it, which is over half of it. I was having trouble getting it down. Pretty sure, I’d puke i...

That's what I was going to do

Look for somewhere to port my Google Voice number to. So, Google can’t sell my text messages. And, so I don’t get any texts or calls while itR...

The new antidepressant might be useless

Might as well stop taking the old one without doing the slowly decreasing till you replace it fully. As one of the old antidepressants, and one new one, does...

What does shark breach mean?

Isn’t that when the feds kick your door open? Not sure what breach has to do with sharks. That’s all Expedition Unknown is for a week, about shar...

She doesn't even want to talk to me

And she thinks I want to go on vacation with them. And live on their property. She ignores almost everything I say. Like I said nothing. Repeat it, and she m...

Storj is a bad idea

You can mine it, without CPU power, it uses disk space. But, if people upload illegal stuff, you are then distributing illegal stuff. You might make some mon...

DroidCam PulseAudio

The instructions from here, make it so you can use the Alsa loopback with PulseAudio, if you want to use your phone’s microphone. Is there an app that ...

SSD or enclosure?

The write speed on my external SSD sucks, under 200 MB/s, according to whatever app I tested with. Sometimes under 100 MB/s. The read speed is around 300 MB/...

Why did she ask me that?

If I slept until 1 PM on purpose? She gets mad at me for asking questions like that, and says I’m abusing her. So, it looks like she abuses me as well....

I felt that

I was shaving, and cut my lip. I can also sort of feel some back pain. I think I noticed that at first in bed. The pain is subdued, well most of the time.

She thinks I blocked just her texts

No, I blocked all texts, on the T-Mobile line on her plan. So, people know not to text that number, because the SIM card is no longer in my phone. I got my o...

How does that work?

Wake up angry. The only dreams I remember, had nothing to do with reality. Not really angry dreams either. That should help me have a heart attack sooner.

Bummer

Sister is puking. So no going to the store to get more food for dinner. Shouldn’t of taken my medicine, then I could probably sleep almost 24/7. Then, ...

Nice, I slept till 1 PM

I refused to get up. Till I wasn’t able to fall back a sleep. The other nice thing is, I have even less feeling then before. I had my head resting on ...

Bell Stowaway 400

It fits fine on my Giant bike. My iPhone SE 2nd gen fits in it, where the phone goes. It would fit better without the overpriced leather Apple case on it. Th...

Enjoy your vacation without me

I didn’t plan on going, after I thought about it. I don’t want to be trapped in a house with a loud four year old. That was before she got all pi...

Turned Mac mini off

It’s wasting electricity. Mine is included in my rent though. But it’s wasting power on my UPS. Apparently not very much though, the load only we...

No clean clothes for me

Unless I can do laundry here. My caregiver is sick. So, if I stink, tell my caregiver to do my laundry. She thinks I want to go on vacation with them. Nope, ...

eBay's site is ugly

Like the CSS isn’t loading. I checked the source, and all the CSS loads when I click the link. It’s a Firefox problem, looks fine in Chrome. Appa...

You could say she's selfish

Didn’t invite me to see my grandpa in rehab. Didn’t let me see some of the animals before they got murdered. The day before Sofie died, it was a ...

If I wasn't lazy

I’d switch to a Mac. I don’t want to be part of the PC Nazi party. Not really part of it, I don’t use Windows, which the master race Nazis ...

Blesta is open source?

Less than 1%, or only 3 files are encoded — just enough for license protection. Nope, not open source. I deleted the rest of the post, so I don’...

That's another reason to be mad till I die

She didn’t invite me to go see my grandpa when he was in rehab. I only saw him once while he was in rehab. She took other people to go see him, but did...

What does it matter?

If you say a day works to go somewhere, but don’t say why, they’ll assume Saturday works as well. There’s no way for them to know you aren&...

If any eggs cracked in the carton

Don’t try to get it out, you’ll make a big mess. Two eggs, one in each carton, got cracked. One carton, the inside of the egg seemed to be missin...

Lost 4.7 pounds

How? Easy, by weighing myself around 12 PM on a Saturday. That might be the best time to weigh myself, I already knew Saturday is the best day. Maybe the day...

Is Tether Tools any good?

It costs $135, for a fake battery, with a fancy cable, then you plug it into another thing, which has a USB cable. You can probably find cheaper stuff on Ama...

No AMD Zen 3 on first gen AM4 motherboards?

According to this, you need B450 or better. Mine is B350. I was going to buy a new motherboard anyways. Once I have enough money for everything it needs, exc...

Is your ball sack supposed to have spots?

Looks like spots, there’s some spots where the color is lighter. I don’t recall if the sack has always looked like that. If it did always look li...

No new tech when World War 3 starts

There won’t be any tech to buy. Nobody will be exporting to the US, and most places will be manufacturing killing related stuff, like ammunition and ta...

The US isn't a democracy anyways

If it was, somebody else would currently be the president. Trump doesn’t want a democracy. He wants to make it harder to vote, so you can’t vote ...

That dump smelled like eggs

I don’t know why I bought more eggs. I don’t want anymore eggs, after eating 7+ in one day.

Passive aggressive?

There’s a reply to a post on Craigslist, that mentions passive aggressive, the reply does. The original post is gone. Damn, could of been for me. Proba...

Don't buy a $300 bike

At least, not a new one. They suck. The Haro bike I had, wasn’t that great. I remember even without the motor, pedaling was hard. The Giant bike I have...

Grab her pussy like Donald Trump

The only part of the grab your balls like Michael Jackson song, you need to change, is the balls part. Everything else can stay the same. Singing such a song...

Debt collectors sure like calling me

Probably calling the new number I got. Therefore, calling for somebody else. T-Mobile didn’t bother blocking it. Neither did the Hiya app. To manually ...

Lies

That wasn’t homemade. You can tell by the quality. Got off either way. Don’t think I needed porn. Just time, lots of time. Till the dick gives up...

I might need to remove my eyes

Was that my uncle Dave? Or Steve? One of them is crazy like me. I don’t recall who is who. But that supposedly trans looked like whichever uncle isn&rs...

This site isn't banned in China?

Well, I need to setup a proxy of some kind. To bypass the Great Firewall of China, the US is getting a Great Firewall as well. But China is bad, Russia is go...

Why are bikes expensive?

They have no motor, they should only cost $1. Then, I can have a shitload of bikes, that I don’t ride. Not enough room in my apartment. Bummer.

There was 12 eggs in the carton

Well, I ate more then 7 yesterday then. Either that, or I was missing two. I checked my Fred Meyer order. My air fryer fits 13 eggs then. Maybe, I should lea...

SiriusXM tried charging my Cash card

It was declined, no money in the account, and the card I disabled it. Well, disabled the new one, as the old card still works. I won’t put any money in...

How long can I go without masturbating?

At least while awake. I can’t control myself while sleeping. Or maybe it should be I can’t control whoever this is while sleeping. Masturbating w...

PC master race?

They are basically a PC Nazi. They do realize, consoles are basically PCs now right? They just don’t have a shitty OS called Windows on them, and are c...

Russia is good, and China is bad

How does that work? Both have a shitty government. Trump is in cahoots with Russia. Speaking of human right violations, that’s what the US does to peop...

Only two hard boiled eggs left

I ate two today. I ate seven yesterday. Just dump salt on em. Maybe I’ll get some stinky gas. Probably just stinky dumps. I have zero self control, whe...

That's a lot of bots

Awstats still doesn’t have as many visits as Cloudflare. So, Cloudflare counts everything, including bots. The 404s I checked, are 404 errors. Probably...

What's wrong with China?

See this. Shouldn’t Russia be part of that? Or is Russia an ally now? Too bad I can’t leave a comment, Trump is a fucking moron. Good luck bannin...

Pikmin 3 is coming to the Nintendo Switch

Since it’s old, will it be cheap? It originally was for the Wii U, I don’t own a Wii U. I will buy that game, as soon as I can. My mom let my sis...

Didn't know my watch did that

You can control music with it. Open Pandora, make it play something, then go to music on the watch. Is there a shortcut to get to it? I could probably make h...

Hard boiled eggs are good

How many does a carton of eggs have? Ten? I made 11 if that’s the case, only 7 left. Let’s see if I eat them all before tomorrow. If I had lettuc...

How is WPA2 Enterprise a hassle?

And why do you need a database? That’ll make it slower, and if you don’t have that many users, it’s pointless. FreeRADIUS has a file you ca...

Finally rebuilt my CAMP

To get the regular stairs to work, you put the upper floor on the other side of it, where the wall it’s leaning on is, so the other side of the wall. T...

Flatpak uses xdg-document-portal

I was wondering why there was activity on one of my external drives, where the Downloads folder is. The lsof command said “xdg-docum”, the proces...

Why was she knocking on my door?

Somebody that lives here, don’t know her name. She had a little dog, the only reason I know who she might be. Never knew her name, she did say she love...

And the warning should work now

Looks like I had that part of the template saved, in an easy to get to place, not in a database backup. If you keep having to click enter, try holding shift ...

If you can't always answer the phone

Then why reject it? Let it go to voicemail. She thinks, I can always answer the phone though. So if she calls, I’ll just not answer it, maybe reject it...

Social Security scam

And you have received this notice from our department because we have found some suspicious and fraudulent activities under your social security number and ...

I may be done playing Fallout 76

I was trying to rebuilt part of my CAMP. But, apparently, you can’t place upper floors, with the regular stairs, you have to use the shitty one with fl...

They must have a small air fryer

I can fit a carton + 1 egg in mine. I had one older egg left. The site that says how to do hard boiled eggs in a air fryer, says they only do 4 or 5 at a tim...

Macs are indeed slow

Must be the shitty Intel CPU in it. The visual stuff is slow, or something. I can’t force everything to use the eGPU. Even if you prefer the eGPU, it u...

Pandora still works

And my premium trial ended. Isn’t there ads if you don’t pay? No ads yet. I don’t usually skip songs, so that’s not an issue.

Google got sued

Over their shitty Google+. I probably won’t try getting money, it might only be $12, and you give up your rights to sue Google. I prefer to keep my Ame...

Damn

Creating SSH keys the default way, might not be secure. I need to upgrade my key(s). That’s a pain in the ass. Apparently, I should be using Ed25519. N...

That's childish

You threw me away like trash but you did me a favor i ended up so much better off with out you. So thank you Now all pay you back by acting like i don̵...

Proper dream

Her face wasn’t all creepy looking, and probably not old enough to be my mom. Maybe porn before bed results in creepy face dreams. I ended up waking up...

Awstats should be fixed

A lot of stuff was/is a 404, according to the status code in the log file. if($is404 == True) { $pretext['status'] = 404; } ...

Olympus E-M10 IV

It has a 20 MP sensor. Does it have the high resolution mode? Mine does. So, more then 20 MP, it’s the E-M5 Mark II. Is the tripod mount crap like the ...

That yogurt was frozen

I threw it away. Too much work to defrost it. It was pushed back in the fridge. I increased the fridge’s temperature. Now it’ll probably be too w...

Porn is better

You’ll never see what you see in porn, in reality. They don’t make real people that attractive. So, don’t bother looking at people, or dat...

When aids first came out

They didn’t know how people got it. Unprotected sex is how. Usually anal sex. They know how people get the fancy new virus, from spit. You got protesto...

Wouldn't recommend not eating lunch

Eating snacks doesn’t work, I was shaking while eating dinner. Eating ice cream solved that. The snacks probably have sugar in it. So, now I probably h...

Good idea

Don’t pay for my internet. It’s prepaid, it’ll just stop working. I didn’t get a reminder to pay it. Shouldn’t of paid my hosti...

Some PS4 accessories will work with the PS5

So, my Brook controller adapter, might work, but only with PS4 games. They might release a firmware update, that adds support for the PS5. I might just use t...

60 TB of data?

That’s a lot of midget trans porn. Somebody needs to move 60 TB of data. Maybe retire some or all of that porn? There’s no other valid reason to ...

How many times do I have to shit in a day?

I took two dumps so far. But, I might not of been done the second time. I should get a diaper, and unpotty train myself. Only three dumps so far today. Not r...

That's not what she looks like

At least her face doesn’t. I might of been trying to have a nightmare. I was dreaming about sex with her. Who? I don’t recall her name. And, I...

The 6th will be a funny day

SiriusXM will try charging me, they force you to call them to cancel. Not really a free trial. I gave them an old Cash card, no money in the Cash app. Cash d...

When was that added to Grub?

UEFI Settings. Don’t recall seeing that before. Might of been added, the last time I updated Grub. I did reboot then, but wasn’t really paying at...

Dirty talk is better then her body

Who cares if she has a cock. Talking dirty and I get off even easier. I think she’s in Kansas. No idea how old. Possibly older then me. That’s us...

Want to get pissed?

Play Fallout 76, and get stuck in power armor, and encumbered, and unable to leave power armor to not be encumbered anymore. No fast traveling. I gave up, a...

That's what I need to do

Turn this into a UFO file site, that is mirror every UFO file I can find. If it’s not copyrighted, my host won’t care. I’ll need to upgrade...

No daybreak

The SD Setup site, doesn’t have the homebrew daybreak app in it. I downloaded the official Atmosphere zip, and extracted the NRO from it. After Animal ...

Dumps reversed

Yesterday, the dump in the morning, looked like the dump after dinner today. The one after dinner, looked like the morning one yesterday. Didn’t want t...

That might be a bummer

If she waits 30 days since getting the cell modem, and it doesn’t work with Verizon, she can’t send it back to Amazon. I doubt NETGEAR will give ...

No more Pandora on the 4th

I deleted the old Cash card, that is probably still active. I don’t want to give them my credit union debit card. They don’t take PayPal. I could...

Stolen blanket

Apparently somebody stole somebody’s blanket in the building. Speaking of blankets, I can’t sleep without it over me. I wanted to see if I felt a...

One more theory to test

I might feel somebody sleeping by me, because of the blanket. If only some of the blanket is on me, and the rest touching my back, then it feels like a dog i...

Sister can't keep Barney/Gary either

Apparently she has no time to train him, and he hurt one of their cats. She might of said kitten, I don’t recall. She does have a ton of cats. I wouldn...

That dump might of been runny

Probably not all the shit either. I’ve been exhausted all day. I should probably go to bed earlier. If I’m this exhausted everyday, I should be a...

Trump is pro censorship

Nothing like making the US like Russia and China. Banning TikTok is censorship. Pretty sure somebody used it to make him look bad, so now he’s claiming...

The shit finally came out

I was farting all morning. I finally got up at almost 11 AM. I refused to get up once, because I felt like somebody else was controlling me, and forcing me t...