Constipation is painful

Not much shit will come out. But, I can feel shit in my stomach. I’ll just get the hiccups if I try forcing it out. A broom would work. A anus broom. T...

Make America Racist Again

Vote for Trump, and you are voting for racism. There’s a good chance I won’t bother voting. All politics does, is cause violence, just like relig...

That's why it's called prepaid

What’s the point in activating something if you have no service? I doubt you can. You’ll need payment info, or a code. And since it’s not o...

Who was knocking on my door?

I finished in the bathroom, looked out the peeping Tom hole, and didn’t recognize them. No mask on either. Defiantly wasn’t the office lady. Well...

How long until I start hearing voices?

Probably not long. Isn’t Zyprexa supposed to prevent that though? Maybe it’ll cause it instead. It causes you to disassociate. Apparently I have ...

More shitty paperwork

The shitty assessment for the caregiver. Does he have to come out? Can’t imagine he’d want to, with the fancy virus. I thought I was done with pa...

ASRock B550 Phantom Gaming 4

You can’t fit four sticks of RAM in that with the CPU cooler? They might of said the stock cooler. Doesn’t look like it has less room by the pict...

Felt like a dog was sleeping by me

None of the motion lights turned on while sleeping. Probably just my mind coping with the loss of dogs. Even when I woke up once, I still felt somebody by me...

Don't like your dream?

Wake yourself up. That’s what I did. Got up before 10 AM. I should go back to bed.

Celsius

You know why CPU temperatures are usually in Celsius? It looks cooler then F, 62C is 143.6F. That’s how hot my CPU got while playing Fallout 76. That&#...

Phil is dead

I think she gave him the sedative pills, and then took him to the vet. At least nobody took him out back, and shot him. Her husband was probably home, so he ...

I have the opposite of diarrhea

Shit that doesn’t want to come out. I might be gaining weight, sitting on the crapper is more uncomfortable. And my stomach is somewhat in the way, to ...

That'll make your phone hot

The wireless charger didn’t, and it actually charged while sleeping this time. Riding in a van for over an hour, will heat your phone up. There’s...

Losing your self awareness

That’s not a bad way to go. Does that mean, I won’t feel pain? So, if I get cancer, I won’t experience the cancer? Getting off should be ea...

That's why regulation is needed

So, big greedy asshole companies, like Apple, can’t do whatever they want. Fox republicans don’t think that though. They think classifying the in...

My BootHole is hairy and stinky

Maybe sweaty too. After a dump, it’s even more smelly. Especially, if I don’t wipe. That’s called assburgers, if you don’t wipe. Just...

Is the Bunny Ranch in Nevada open?

You probably have to wear a mask, and so does she. No kissing. Unless, you want some mask kissing. No bjs either. No salad tossing either. Here you go. There...

Her package came at 8 PM

What time did she go home? Got to love UPS. Ship it to a business, and you’ll get it sooner. Even a Amazon locker, you’ll get it sooner, if it...

Another year, another dead animal

Oh wait, Sofie died this year as well. Two dead dogs so far this year. Sister is having her dog Phil murdered at 12:30 PM, it’s almost 12:30 PM. Some c...

drServer still doesn't allow porn

If it’s legal, I should be allowed to host it. BuyVM is better, if it’s legal, they don’t care. Now any trans ladies, or cis ladies with a ...

I really need to stop eating meat

Problem is, I like beef jerky. That’s the meat I like the most. Thinking about death, I don’t like. Animals have to die to eat them, or humans if...

If you plan on eating the potatoes skin

You might want to scrub it better then I do. Or have fresher potatoes. I cooked two in my air fryer. Now, I might almost be ready, to puke. That’s some...

ButtHole

BootHole Blows Hole In GRUB2 Bootloader Security, Including UEFI SecureBoot That’s a good name for a security hole. ButtHole.

Phone didn’t even charge

Did the wireless coils get damaged on my phone because I was using the wrong AC adapter with the wireless charger? Phone was cold as well. Either that or I ...

If you don't like my stomach hanging out

Tell my caregiver, who is supposed to do whatever care means. She didn’t do my laundry, not my fault. I could get a new caregiver, and I told her many ...

Anker 18W 3Amp USB Wall Charger

Does that do 12v? The USB tester only got up to 9v, when I put my phone on the wireless charger. The USB for it was plugged into the Anker USB Wall Charger. ...

Bitwarden

Well, I should probably switch to that. You got to pay $10 a year, if you want your two factor codes stored in it. That’s cheaper then what I’m c...

Noise complaints?

That’s the only complaint on the paper they put on everybody’s door, that could apply to me. Smoking I don’t do, and I don’t have a d...

I made myself cry while sleeping

I got all angry, because I thought she put my T-Mobile number on the paperwork. Told myself something, and I wasn’t angry anymore. But I ended up cryin...

Am I the only one that finds that hot?

A close up of a trans dick balls deep in a cis vagina? I’ve seen it two times, got off both times. I’m guessing pussy feels great. Don’t lo...

Exploding eggs

I forgot how much water and how long to cook eggs in the microwave. That’s poached eggs. Apparently one minute and thirty seconds is too long. Apparent...

iPads are good for video appointments

Except, you have to fiddle with it to get your head in the video. A laptop could work better, or a USB webcam. The laptop’s webcam is probably as shitt...

Should you look at porn if you have OCD?

The answer is no. That is if your OCD is really bad. Since, mine is worse then it’s ever been, I shouldn’t. Porn might turn into an addiction if ...

Did she get evicted?

The woman that acted like she liked me. Haven’t seen her or her vehicle here for some time. She could of moved by her own freewill. I’ll personal...

My body, my choice

So getting other people sick should be encouraged? I guess those who aren’t them, are actually them as well. And if that’s the case, why are the...

Divine forgives, humans forget

So, if you do neither, what are? Well, I’m not a human. I already know I’m not a God, I learned that the hard way. While mediating, I was in a we...

Dissociating

That’s what it’s called when I zone out. Does my water filter need to be changed? Better go test my water, might just be the bottle, I probably n...

Did my yogurt go bad?

It was turning into water. Like it melted. Probably didn’t turn the fridge down soon enough. Oh yeah, I have one hamburger bun left, no hamburgers left...

Why no email from BuyVM about my invoice?

Had to login to see if they gave me an invoice yet. They make it before the 1st. But, I didn’t get an email notification about it. The invoice date is ...

The fancy virus is nice

Like Mr or Ms Garrison’s fancy new vagina. I don’t have to go to the office to fill out the paperwork. She said she can give me it, and I return ...

The warm sensation might be everywhere

Got it in my dick and balls area. I was wondering if that would happen, then it happened. No need to go to the doctor, I don’t mind having warm sensati...

They might be against gay people

Jesus you guys are some aggressive, thirsty a$$holes. First, you get the personals taken off here with your overly aggressive posts, and nasty replies to an...

Take everything for granted

And you end up with an asshole like me. If nobody gave me anything, I’d be even more of an asshole. You can’t win either way. The good news is, I...

coconutBattery is useless

Did you waste $10 on it, to only find out the WiFi feature doesn’t work? I did. Even on the same WiFi as the iPhone, it can’t find it. The shitty...

What a nice "friend"

Did you see the first episode of some investigation show on Netflix? I don’t recall the name of the show, not even sure it told me, I probably didnR...

That's some good jerky

The dryness might be perfect. The slightly thicker pieces might be the best. The jerky board isn’t perfect, maybe if you slightly freeze the meat befor...

Good way to fall a sleep

Stay up till 4 AM or later. If you actually intend on doing anything the next day, I wouldn’t recommend it. I got up around 11 AM, and I’m exhaus...

Stupid wireless charger

Phone was slightly warm when I woke up. But the battery was only 44%. Might be lower then when I went to bed. It’s plugged in by the cable now. Should ...

That will use your data

Fucking AP turned it’s WiFi off like I configured it to do. The Lockdown app doesn’t block ads. My Pi-hole works better. Porn will use lots of d...

I wouldn't recommend eating not done jerky

A little piece fell on the floor. I thought it was done enough, or assumed. Didn’t taste great. Also my thermometer is useless for beef jerky. It is ei...

My face won't get cold

I randomly feel a warm sensation on my face. Might of been my eyes once. Under my eyes for sure. It started in my feet, the warm sensation. Don’t think...

JerkySpot Jerky Cutting Board works

The knife it came with is fine. Next time, the meat will be slightly frozen. When you get to the last of it, you’ll need something to hold the meat, or...

Windows and NVIDIA?

No thanks. Well, Windows might be fine, as I’m not a fan of Apple’s business practices. If I was too stupid to use Linux, I’d use Windows o...

Good idea

Make a Twitter account and follow every trans pornstar on the cam site that has Twitter. It’s for research. That way you can easily find all the trans ...

I need more motion activated lights

I need every brand. One in my kitchen, turned on. Not sure why. I might be convinced of something, if every brand does the same thing. Not that I care about ...

Pluto TV

I remember that being on the TV in Newport, Oregon. Didn’t know it was a real thing. The shitty Flex box she got from Comcast, has that on it. You can ...

Nasty dump

The spicy hummus made it painful. I can see why some people don’t eat very spicy stuff. You’ll regret it when shitting. Did daylight savings time...

Trump supporters are smart

They like spreading the virus, so if masks are required, they go to another state, that doesn’t. Wherever they were going, now requires a mask. They di...

Spicy hummus = burning anus

When you shit it out. It’s more spicy then the hummus she got me, and I’m pretty sure they are the same thing. If I knew the Fred Meyer batch wou...

iOS Shortcuts Automation is useless

Apparently not everything runs by itself, that’s why there’s notifications, apparently you have to tap though, while sleeping, for it to turn WiF...

No thanks

I finally looked at my ballot. The Freed guy is a Republican. On the way home, somebody had a sign, looked like the name was Freed on it. Some of the parties...

Who does that?

Plays videos on their phone, with the volume up, while there’s something on the TV? If I ask her if she’s watching it, she will get all pissed. B...

She claims you can't just stop Zyprexa

Sure you can, just stop taking it. Maybe she meant it’s not recommended. I doubt you’ll die by not taking it anymore. I’ll run out of it ev...

Beer isn't free

So, what does “free as in beer” mean? I’ll need the meaning of whatever that means as well, and so on.

Fridge might be 44F

Might not of left the thermometer in it long enough. I did turn it down even more though. It should be 40F max. Stupid fridge needs to be turned down in the ...

There will be a new Fable game

Most likely Xbox only. Bummer, I was going to buy a PS5. If I buy the new Xbox, I can’t play my PS4 games on the new system. I’ll have to keep m...

How was my phone on WiFi until 3:59 AM?

My iPhone is supposed to be turning the WiFi off at 3 AM. That means the AP or controller is super slow at updating, or somebody is on my WiFi that shouldn&#...

You can make beef jerky in a air fryer

Just like the oven. I’ll pass. My dehydrator can make more, and I can extend it to make more at a time. If we go camping, I’ll make a ton of jerk...

Nice, my AP supports WPA3 Enterprise

Or so it says, I selected WPA3. The iPad connected. It doesn’t have WiFi 6. Need to verify it’s really WPA3. Maybe my laptop will tell me. The AP...

Electro-Ejaculator

Apparently those work on humans too. Found out about it on Dirty Jobs. I should get one, it’s easier then using my hand, just put it up my ass, and scr...

That's a nice house she found

I doubt she’ll get it though. She said it was just a random thought or something. But, it’s not as far as an hour or two away. Looks like the woo...

That's a good self defense

I might of figured out when trigger for my zoning out, anxiety. Some people went up the elevator with me, and are on the same floor. While walking down the h...

Another runny dump

Maybe it is gluten. Or something she cooks with. No cereal today. I’ll probably eat some tomorrow, since that isn’t the only thing that causes it...

Did you see inside her anus?

Looked all bloody. I wouldn’t put my dick in such a compartment. You might hurt them. And you’ll get blood all over your cock. No thanks. Did you...

No wonder the WiFi didn't turn back on

If you enter your timezone, and there was the daylight saving time crap in the past, it’ll be an hour off, that is an hour earlier then the shitty dayl...

Newer MongoDB for Raspberry Pi OS

Do you want to use the new Omada SDN Controller? Well, if you are running on a Raspberry Pi, you need a newer MongoDB. The below link, has mongo and mongod, ...

How do you use Distcc?

I completely forgot. I need to compile the newest Mongodb for the newer Omada software. Or just switch back to the old version. But, the new software, might ...

Haha, gluten might be my problem

See the symptoms here. I have trouble thinking. I have the depression and anxiety. I also might have neuropathy. Guess, I got to stop eating gluten. Or not, ...

Looks like I need Kismet again

To see why my iPhone keeps disconnecting from my own WiFi. If it’s getting a deauth request, some nice fellow is sending it. Searching DuckDuckGo, for ...

Another runny dump

Apparently my nephew had diarrhea today. Not sure if only once, or all day. Apparently after dinner, I drop an explosion in the crapper. How did I hold it in...

How is that not true?

That Trump supporters don’t believe in love, or being allowed to love anybody you want? If you listen and understand anything he says, it’s true....

She's a hypocrite

When the pandemic first started, the news showed people at the beach somewhere, and she was judging them. Yet, a couple weekends ago, she did the same thing,...

Is my skin yellow in one spot?

Don’t think it’s a stain from anything, it’s under my shirt most of the time. Looks kind of like shit colored. Here’s a list of what ...

That was an interesting feeling

Shortly after laying down in bed. Might of been the higher consciousness feeling, you get when mediating. Only problem is, I wasn’t mediating. Last tim...

Did you hear her say “hey baby”?

If I didn’t already get off, that would of been a boner killer. Female body, but male voice. It doesn’t compute with my insane mind. I got off be...

The only dog that might work

Is a puppy, the age that Bodhi was when she got him. They have to stay with their mom for a certain amount of time. But, I’ll probably never get a dog ...

She has to get Verizon

It would cost $800 to get fiber. The city has to do something, probably install equipment. Does that mean she’d own the equipment? So if they move, the...

Phone was hot when I woke up

Or warm. Maybe not as much as the last time it was. Probably because it charged to 100% very quickly, and was left on the wireless charger. Do they make one ...

AMD Ryzen 3 3100

Amazon is sold out. But, I’d rather put that in my old motherboard, if I get a new one. Then my 1700. That might have more threads, but it’s semi...

That's not a trans woman

They wouldn’t have a Kik name that starts with Joe. Or a lowercase j, as their ad said. That’s why you disable images. It’s the only catego...

Runny dump

Took it at her house, I was going to go home, but there was no way I was going to hold it in. My stomach didn’t feel good. Should probably stop eating ...

Her tits might be more real

Then her ass. Also, the title is a semi lie. Says anal sex, not till almost seven minutes in the video. I got off before the anal part. While she was balls d...

That will piss Trump supporters off

If they see two men holding hands, they’ll probably yell “faggot”. That’s what I think I saw, didn’t really look at their faces...

Ha, we don't even know what reality is

Or how the brain works, at all. Watch the newest The UnXplained. So, if somebody with a PHD, tries to tell you how the brain works, laugh at them. The brain ...

TDS Fiber

No Comcast someday, maybe. If they have to run a cable to the building, and install a jack in my apartment, well I probably won’t be allowed to get it....

That was smart

Change the DNS to the new IP, then before configuring it leave for the day. That’s why all the other sites are offline. This site uses Cloudflare DNS. ...

Lost 4 pounds

Last time I weighed myself was on the 15th. I think I’ll weigh myself every Saturday from now on. Apparently it’s the day I weigh the least amoun...

Nasty dump

Didn’t feel good either. Been shitting all day. Don’t think the potatoes helped my stomach. Lactose probably isn’t helping either. Well, I ...

Greyhound

You might want to watch that with the lights off, or don’t watch it at all. It’s boring. I could see reflections in the TV. Don’t know if t...

Finally got unlazy, and made food

Potato wedges in the air fryer. It’s cooking now. The worst part, is cleaning the air fryer basket. The reason, I don’t like cooking food. I don&...

iPhone WiFi kept disconnecting

It finally stopped, after clicking reconnect in Omada Controller. But, just to be safe, I reset the network settings on it. After apt is done on the Pi, I...

Fallout 76 was running like shit tonight

When shooting my heavy gun, it lags like crazy, making aiming very difficult, I think it went under 20 FPS. They should release a native Linux version of the...

Cascable: Pro Webcam

That’s a nice webcam, you can use it with a $400 camera. The remote control app, for iOS, didn’t work last time I tried it. I should get the iOS ...

Was that gunfire?

Sounded like it. Was outside. Might just be my stalker or two. I won’t be looking out the window.

That dump wasn't pretty

Probably the fiber I’ve been eating, caused that. Or I’m getting whatever made me lose weight again. I don’t like plain cheese. That is non...

She only wants land to go camping on

Sounds like a waste of money, it’s cheaper to go camping somewhere else. Where will they go to the bathroom? Well, I won’t be going camping with ...

Asshole Sun or Son

Have you heard the parody of Asshole Sun? I think they say Black hole Sun. Or is it son? They sound the same.

Tonka's spirit was here

There’s no other explanation for the motion lights for turning on before, as they aren’t turning on anymore. I turned the one in my bedroom on, t...

Cis women have a FUPA too

Seems kind of pointless to spank it to the fat around her dick. You can see fat around a pussy too. Oh that’s what I need. No dick or pussy there. Jus...

I might be moving someday

That’ll decrease my stress. If she buys property, and gets me a small home on it. Where she’s looking, is closer to my sister. Kind of far from h...

So, if I upgrade my VPS

Do I get management included? I should email and ask which plan, and if they will manage DirectAdmin. Oh wait, they might undo my customization’s, and ...

And Amazon cables are "fine"

The site that recommended the Monoprice cables I bought, said Amazon is fine too. Are the cables I got the exact ones they recommended? No idea, but thick ca...

Talking is a waste of energy

Apparently nobody I talk to understands English. They just assume I meant or suggested something I didn’t. Either there IQ is less than 10, mine is onl...

Gained 4.3 pounds

And gained over 1 pound last week, I think. Well, I gained the 4.5 pounds and more back. A heart attack will Make America Great Again. No wonder I was shitti...

Found the Fallout 76 starter bundle

It’s not in the Atomic Shop in the game. If using the Steam version of the game, go to the store page. It’s under DLC or something. Not really wo...

Another flying bug

Landed on my phone, while sitting on the crapper. Thought I needed to shit, nope, just fart. I could of went on a walk with her, if I knew I didn’t nee...

Nuka Girl Rocket Space Suit

The helmet gets rid of my guy’s beard. The suit, gives him a nice ass. That outfit is magic. I want his beard back, with the helmet on. The suite might...

No more Brian's number

Don’t need my own cell service either now. She finally got me a new number. I can’t do it, I don’t have permission most likely to do it. Th...

14170.361692159999 MB/s

That’s how fast my RAM’s write speed is, according to sysbench, and after coverting MiB/s to MB/s. The read speed is probably more. So, two PCIe ...

Phil might be dying

I haven’t seen him much, he’s my sister’s dog. He liked me though, once when at her house, I tried getting him to go on my lap. Well, IR...

Why would anybody want a Windows VPS?

Sounds like a pain in the ass. There might be no SSH, so you have to use some remote desktop crap, and then possibly use GUI crap to configure the server. I ...

GPU got up to 75C

Might be pointless, using amdgpu-fancontrol, to make the fan run at 100% when under load. It’s loud, and might not be decreasing the temperature much. ...

My subconscious knows this isn't my body

When I’m trying to take a dump, but nothing comes out, I say in my tiny head “I guess your done”. Are roasted red peppers good by themselve...

The possibly last fly is dead

Did they figure out how to turn the motion light on the fridge on? Well, I’ll find out soon. They flew on my monitor, and I squished them.

Not enough fiber, results in brutal dumps

The good news is, my sister made me some real food. I think she said there is 7 breakfast burritos, made with real non frozen food. Vegetables in it too. The...

Why do people say I can get better?

What does that even mean? If you love somebody, better doesn’t matter. Luckily, I don’t love anybody that way. That love results in babies. Or ST...

If I was crying, my neighbors heard me

It was really loud. Maybe I’ll get some complaints. That’ll Make America Great Again. It was loud enough for me to hear it while sleeping. No won...

Fallout 76 magically fixed itself

Didn’t do anything, other then alt tab out of it, possibly more then once. If that fixed it, then Proton or the game is crap. Not completely fixed, but...

Cooler Master H500

That is on the best mid tower PC cases on IGN. You might need to replace the 200mm fans. It depends if you can turn the color off. I don’t want it look...

Good job control center

It enabled Airplane mode on my phone. When it was in my pocket. I was trying to shit. Some shit came out, not enough. Can you disable the control center on t...

Did my DNS update yet?

I got a year of service from MXroute, for $25, it has 50 GB of space. Might as well, it’s better then forwarding to Google. Just sent one of the emails...

Itchy anus

Toilet paper didn’t solve the problem. Neither did trying to scratch it in the shower. I didn’t take a full shower, just washed my dick, and my h...

The $0 charges on old debit card

Was probably PayPal. Just changed my PayPal password. I know because I got zero dollar charges when adding the new card to it. So, somebody might of added th...

Extreme crying in bed

I was crying about Tonka. It’s almost been a year, since they murdered her. It was loud crying. Not sure why I got out of bed. I might of had tears by ...

Wing prepaid cell service

Looking for their site, but can’t find it because DuckDuckGo is a dick? Here it is. I found it by a site DuckDuckGo found, after finding a site not blo...

Who was that?

Me in a higher consciousness or God? I don’t know what a higher consciousness means. Is that the same as God? Well, whoever it was, doesn’t care ...

Tonka's spirit might of been here

The motion activated light doesn’t turn on much anymore, when sleeping. Mostly when it’s close to me waking up now. Hard to believe I stopped mov...

That's a bummer

Google Voice is moving permanently to the new redesign, which doesn’t support configuring voicemail forwarding. Just deactivated the forwarding, before...

Rocky dump

You can’t hold rocks in, if the shit hasn’t been wanting to come out, and then it’s finally ready. You’ll feel rocks in your stomach,...

Is selling used panties illegal?

If not, I should buy some new panties, wear them for a month, then sell em to the highest bidder. Make my own panty auction website. Sweat, skid marks, maybe...

Monitor does look better then the BenQ

Use it on a Mac, and you’ll see. I was trying to get Unofficial Wineskin to work. But, Steam doesn’t show anything, so it’s useless. Is it ...

Watching TV is a pain in the ass

I have to rewind a lot, as I miss what they say. If I don’t rewind, then I’ll zone off completely, and not even know the TV is on. Want to get ri...

I kept looking at my bike while sleeping

I thought I was dreaming about a bike I sold or something. But eventually, after I saw it enough times, I realized I was looking at reality. Might of rolled ...

Why would I want to go to a lake?

Can’t imagine wearing a mask at a lake is much fun. If you wear no mask, enjoy spreading the virus. No need to go to her house. I’ll probably be ...

That's why you shouldn't eat snacks all day

You should of felt my morning dump, it was brutal diarrhea. Might of been some rocks in it. Possibly some blood too. No need to go to the doctor, somebody wi...

Pixio isn't just some cheap Chinese brand

Where are their headquarters? Might be Japan. They have a place in California. I’ve seen cheap brand monitors, never looked at their site. I basically ...

Didn't know AMIBCP was a program

Probably a Windows only program. I have a VM I can run it in, assuming I can find said program. Need it to unlock a menu in the bios on my laptop, so I can d...

Don't get southern style potato salad

It basically tastes like coleslaw with potatoes. It might be fine if you put it on something. But I eat potato salad by itself. The chewy granola bar I just ...

The Christians that support Trump

They basically made a religion, to justify their hating. Or modified a religion, to do so. God is love, not hate, so get your head out of your ass. Also, wha...

Pixio PX275h on a Mac

You don’t need to calibrate it, to make it look better. Just disable HDR, that is in Display in Settings. Didn’t even know macOS supported HDR. E...

I've been shitting all day

Might have to skip dinner. I’ve also been eating a lot of snacks today, so not really hungry anyways. I’d rather not shit anymore today. You shou...

I should block the PS4 from the internet

So the firmware doesn’t update. It didn’t finish downloading the firmware. I turned it off, I was just seeing what version it had. Kind of pointl...

What's the point in going to her house?

The animals might like me, but nobody else over there does. How do I know? Try talking to anybody over there. And see what happens. You don’t have to t...

Picking locks is easy

Just watch the latest Expedition Unknown. He goes to a locksmith, and learns to pick locks, which looked easy. If Josh Gates can do it, anybody can. So, don&...

Slept until almost 11 AM

Nobody was dragging anything on the road this morning. I also just took another dump. I should probably eat some lunch. But snacks are better. They don’...

How can Animal Crossing suck you in?

That game is boring. Just like Minecraft. Oh and you can’t understand them, and you can’t skip the talking that goes on forever. You have to wait...

Good way to make yourself almost puke

Eat seconds for dinner. Then when you get home, take a dump. The pushing almost caused me to puke. I swallowed it back down. Why did I buy a bunch of food? N...

That's sad

The Mac mini ARM developer kit, scores almost the same as my Mac mini in Geekbench, but not an ARM version of Geekbench. That means, it probably smokes the I...

Linux on desktop is a bag of suck?

Somebody said something like that on MacRumors. I prefer Linux to any other OS, including macOS. macOS is a bag of suck, as far as I’m concerned, kerne...

Bodhi needs surgery

His shoulder is messed up. He hasn’t even got his balls removed yet. Little young for shoulder surgery. He limps a lot, so somebody took him to the vet...

Some asshole(s) outside woke me up

Couldn’t fall back a sleep either, as the noise wouldn’t stop. Sounded like something being dragged on the road. I should move to out in the midd...

Gained 1.5 pounds

Not all 4.5 pounds that I lost. The 1.5 pounds might of been “water weight” whatever that is. So if I remove all water from my system, I’ll...

One step closer to a cis woman

Getting off to her asshole, not dick. Cis women have two holes down there. The only downside is she’s younger. Possibly in Russia as well. She remind...

What do I need from the store?

Every time I order stuff for a pickup, I don’t know what to buy. Probably because the caregiver person, asked if I needed help with buying groceries. N...

I thought Pixio made a Vesa mount

Then I’d be able to get a stand, I can move up and down. Probably can’t use the stand on my BenQ. Maybe it was some other monitor. Not like I nee...

Have you ever seen XFCE with FreeSync?

You’ll get a smooth desktop experience. Unless, it’s not using the GPU. Firefox might be using the GPU. You know what else is smooth? A trans wom...

Looks like I should do panoramas

PTGui Panorama apparently has been ported to Linux. Wait, is that using Hugin? Cause, I already have it. That is Hugin. What do you need some other GUI for? ...

Another dump down the crapper

It wasn’t runny, or I don’t think it was. Looked like the mom’s on South Park dump. Not sure they showed the dump, but you know, because of...

PS4 Firmware 7.02 kernel exploit

And that’s the firmware my PS4 is on. It did start downloading the latest update when I turned it on, don’t think it’ll update by itself. I...

What's the point in the new XT AMD CPUs?

The base clock is barely higher. And, you can easily overclock to the same. I wonder what the max my CPU over clocks itself to. Over 4 GHz. I could change th...

That felt like a big dump

Might not of been that big. Felt like more like rocks, then runny. Must be all the shit, that was stuck, apparently only diarrhea could come out. But wouldn&...

Randy Rainbow is a whore?

He sounds like a children song singer. But, he’s not exactly, singing children songs. What happened to Trump’s face in the next video? He doesn&...

That didn't last long

Might be eating before bed tonight. My dinner wasn’t great. Apparently, it didn’t fill me up. I’m guessing I was sick. So, if I eat cheese,...

Like kernel panics?

Use the latest macOS Catalina. I was trying to adjust my monitor settings, for the HDMI input, and the Mac mini rebooted itself. I thought it went to sleep, ...

Slow pixel?

This temporally fixes the weird circle light color on the left hand side on this site, on my new monitor. It might all be in my head, the spot, and the fix. ...

Still no diarrhea

Thought the dump I just took, was going to be runny. Don’t think it was. Didn’t look pretty though. There wasn’t much water in the crapper,...

Pixio PX275h settings

Brightness 50 Contrast 52 Color: Gamma 2.2 Red 44 Green 38 Blue 45 Hue 50 Saturation 46 Response Time Middle Some settings are from this YouTube video. Their...

No password manager for me

I can’t use my debit card, because somebody stole it somehow. So, I turned it off. Apparently it takes the credit union a long time to message you back...

Need to re calibrate my monitor again

Just lowered the red color, that got rid of the pink over everything. Don’t believe DisplayCAL, to make red in the center. Less red is better. Then aga...

Rebound

Give the dog you just got, to somebody else, and you’ll rebound. Just like when dogs die. Doesn’t matter if you know you can’t live with a ...

Possibly no runny dumps today

The diarrhea might be over finally. Until I eat lactose. I still can’t eat as much as I was. I actually get full now. My days of eating seconds, might ...

Apparently her dogs don't mind Barney

And she might change his name. To Gary or Gery. Some name a Viking guy named one of their dogs. Does somebody have schizophrenia? Somebody might think they a...

Those pictures might be real

Go to the Portland section, then the only section with trans. I’d just need a blind fold for myself. But, they want it in the mouth. She might not let ...

Need to find a new prepaid card

Cash sucks. So I won’t use it. But, my debit card info might of been stolen somehow. The $0 charge, is probably testing to see if it’s valid. All...

Don't get a dog when depressed

Especially, if you’ve ever been agitated severely at animals. My older sister might be taking him, after he goes to the vet, to make sure he’s he...

How did I hold that in?

There was an explosion in my crapper, when I got home. I went to the bathroom twice at her house, first time a little turd came out, second time a stinky far...

Channels DVR is great

TV Everywhere is nice, no need for Philo now. And, I get a copy of the show on my hard drive. I still have to pay for Philo, I just don’t have to use t...

Lost 4.5 pounds

And it hasn’t even been a week, since I last weighed myself. Maybe, I wasn’t on the scale right this time. I’ll take the weight I got, it&#...

iPhone didn’t overheat on Qi charger

Must of put it on wrong last time. The Qi charger was also unplugged until last night. Phone wasn’t hot at all. It’s fully charged as well.

Research

If you get off really fast, and feel nothing, do it again a couple hours later. You might feel it that time. Just don’t pull your dick off. Men liking ...

When will the iPad Pro support macOS?

They will be releasing Macs with their own CPUs. I’ll buy an iPad Pro, if it can run macOS. Even if it’s just in a VM, I’ll buy it. I’...

Talkatone

Probably no better then Google. And costs $5 a month, if you want voice mail transcripts, and no ads. You can get just the plus for $4 a month. I failed at m...

Do both of them have a dick?

Didn’t look like the one being penetrated had a dick. The only reason, I kept watching, was to figure out if they both had a pogo stick. I didn’t...

I really need to stop eating

I shit shortly after dinner. Was it runny? Maybe some of it. Not much comes out, but I go probably 3+ times a day. Was my nephew eating when he had diarrhea?...

Telling me Barney drank some wine

Caused agitation. I should lookup, agitation towards small animals. Don’t bother, DuckDuckGo is useless. He still likes me for some reason.

I should sell my Switch

It’s unpatched, so worth more. Animal Crossing is boring. Glad I got the free version. No idea why you’d buy a Switch for just that game. Fallout...

Finally fixed Monit on my main server

Is Monit no longer emailing you, or even reading /var/log/auth.log to tell you when somebody logs in? Well, I deleted everything in /var/lib/monit/. Still wa...

Nice illness my nephew had

You don’t need to eat much with it. But, you’ll be shitting a lot. I was going to fart, but it felt like the runs. I was right, it was diarrhea. ...

Is she trying to punish me?

By saying she isn’t picking me up for two weeks? Not sure, why you’d punish somebody that is depressed. Not really a punishment, as I’ll be...

She knows nothing about mental illness

She thinks I’m choosing to be depressed and agitated. Boy was she pissed when she picked him up. I probably won’t bother answering the phone if s...

Regret

That didn’t take long, I didn’t get rid of him yet. So, apparently, I’d regret doing so. Not sure why, he agitates me. The same amount of a...

"Just a dog"

You can say that to me a million times, and I’ll never know what it means. And if they are “just a dog”, why would I want one? Tonka wasn&#...

Ha, Fallout 76 is hot garbage

Is that better then regular garbage? Have they played the recent updates? If not, they are full of shit. There’s plenty of people enjoying the hot garb...

That might be the final straw

He can apparently get out of his crate. You have to put him in there, when going to the bathroom. If you don’t, he’ll chew on your clothes, scrat...

"Macs just work"

Not so much anymore. Their quality control took a dump. Enjoy a buggy OS. Try using a eGPU on a Mac mini, without anything connected to the Mac mini’s ...

29 minute walk, wears Barney out

Made me all sweaty, but I’m out of shape. His excuse is, he’s small. At least, now I can do whatever I want, instead of paying 100% attention to ...

Ouch

My anus hurts. Probably bloody. Walking is painful now. Maybe, I’ll bleed enough, to not wake up. Then my tombstone will say, I bled to death out of my...

That reminds me

Some night, I don’t remember when, some female was crying, and calling somebody an asshole. Don’t know their age, so female will do. Now, if they...

She finally got a Switch

I got up early, to take Barney outside, decided to see if anybody had the Switch. Target did, probably not anymore. The delivery option sold out, probably no...

Green dump

Green shit and eggs. Kept getting green shit on my self when wiping. Might still need to shit. Should of waited to weigh myself, till I shit. Except, I’...

Only lost 0.5 pounds

A different time and possibly day, that I weighed myself. Not eating before bed, didn’t do much. I did eat not very much hummus before bed last night, ...

Barney will lick you while you sleep

Or your clothes. I woke up more then once, as he did. One time I woke up, I was agitated, the reason I don’t wake up early. Then I was thinking, great ...