Constipation is painful
Not much shit will come out. But, I can feel shit in my stomach. I’ll just get the hiccups if I try forcing it out. A broom would work. A anus broom. T...
Apparently, you can get 45 years for hacking
Money is more important then a life. You can get as little as 20 years, if you murder somebody. So, the law doesn’t make sense whatsoever. Why didnR...
Make America Racist Again
Vote for Trump, and you are voting for racism. There’s a good chance I won’t bother voting. All politics does, is cause violence, just like relig...
That's why it's called prepaid
What’s the point in activating something if you have no service? I doubt you can. You’ll need payment info, or a code. And since it’s not o...
She thinks because I've known her my entire life, I know what annoys her
The only thing I know that annoys her, is eating and drinking. As she tends to get super pissed when I do so. Didn’t know burping annoyed her either. A...
Who was knocking on my door?
I finished in the bathroom, looked out the peeping Tom hole, and didn’t recognize them. No mask on either. Defiantly wasn’t the office lady. Well...
How long until I start hearing voices?
Probably not long. Isn’t Zyprexa supposed to prevent that though? Maybe it’ll cause it instead. It causes you to disassociate. Apparently I have ...
More shitty paperwork
The shitty assessment for the caregiver. Does he have to come out? Can’t imagine he’d want to, with the fancy virus. I thought I was done with pa...
ASRock B550 Phantom Gaming 4
You can’t fit four sticks of RAM in that with the CPU cooler? They might of said the stock cooler. Doesn’t look like it has less room by the pict...
Felt like a dog was sleeping by me
None of the motion lights turned on while sleeping. Probably just my mind coping with the loss of dogs. Even when I woke up once, I still felt somebody by me...
Don't like your dream?
Wake yourself up. That’s what I did. Got up before 10 AM. I should go back to bed.
Celsius
You know why CPU temperatures are usually in Celsius? It looks cooler then F, 62C is 143.6F. That’s how hot my CPU got while playing Fallout 76. That&#...
Phil is dead
I think she gave him the sedative pills, and then took him to the vet. At least nobody took him out back, and shot him. Her husband was probably home, so he ...
I have the opposite of diarrhea
Shit that doesn’t want to come out. I might be gaining weight, sitting on the crapper is more uncomfortable. And my stomach is somewhat in the way, to ...
You'll have more stuff to pay for, if you have a 400 Mbps upload speed
That makes online backup possible. It would take a huge amount of time, with 6 Mbps. Took long enough, to upload my pics to my personal cloud. I wouldn’...
Can't put the beta iPadOS on my iPad
I need the iPad for video appointments, that’s all I use it for. A beta can cause issues.
That'll make your phone hot
The wireless charger didn’t, and it actually charged while sleeping this time. Riding in a van for over an hour, will heat your phone up. There’s...
Please force-reload the page or clear your browser caches.
Nice feature added in the latest Textpattern. I cleared the cache, before I held shift down and reloaded. Apparently that’s permanent now. Not a featur...
This might be the first presidential election I don't vote
Well, since I’ve been old enough to vote. I voted against Trump the first time. But, both parties voted to pass a censorship law. Holding sites that al...
Losing your self awareness
That’s not a bad way to go. Does that mean, I won’t feel pain? So, if I get cancer, I won’t experience the cancer? Getting off should be ea...
That's why regulation is needed
So, big greedy asshole companies, like Apple, can’t do whatever they want. Fox republicans don’t think that though. They think classifying the in...
My BootHole is hairy and stinky
Maybe sweaty too. After a dump, it’s even more smelly. Especially, if I don’t wipe. That’s called assburgers, if you don’t wipe. Just...
Is the Bunny Ranch in Nevada open?
You probably have to wear a mask, and so does she. No kissing. Unless, you want some mask kissing. No bjs either. No salad tossing either. Here you go. There...
Her package came at 8 PM
What time did she go home? Got to love UPS. Ship it to a business, and you’ll get it sooner. Even a Amazon locker, you’ll get it sooner, if it...
You can't do your job in Linux?
That’s not a job I’d want to do. I’d never apply for such a job.
Another year, another dead animal
Oh wait, Sofie died this year as well. Two dead dogs so far this year. Sister is having her dog Phil murdered at 12:30 PM, it’s almost 12:30 PM. Some c...
Nothing like feeling like you are going to puke while taking a dump
Was that from the potatoes? Or the peanut butter sandwich? I woke up earlier. That might be a good way to get up earlier, eat the right food before bed. You ...
drServer still doesn't allow porn
If it’s legal, I should be allowed to host it. BuyVM is better, if it’s legal, they don’t care. Now any trans ladies, or cis ladies with a ...
I really need to stop eating meat
Problem is, I like beef jerky. That’s the meat I like the most. Thinking about death, I don’t like. Animals have to die to eat them, or humans if...
In South Park, was it Stan's mom who had bowel issues?
Well, whoever’s mom it was, I just took a dump, that would be something they’d do. It didn’t look good, or feel good. I’ll go to the ...
Maybe, I should move Channels DVR to my shitty Intel Mac mini
Detecting commercials might be faster on it. Then a Raspberry Pi 4 8 GB. It takes an hour or almost an hour, to detect all the commercials in an hour or so l...
If you plan on eating the potatoes skin
You might want to scrub it better then I do. Or have fresher potatoes. I cooked two in my air fryer. Now, I might almost be ready, to puke. That’s some...
Don't watch the last episode of Unsolved Mysteries
If you were already depressed, well you’ll be even more if you watch the last episode. Wouldn’t think a mom would kill anybody, especially not th...
I could care less if my apartment is clean
Tell her about your emotions, and she asks in a super pissed off voice “Why are you telling me that?”. And, she thinks I’m still going to h...
The best in OS virtualization they've used is Hyper-V?
I think I tried using that a long time ago. It had issues, and I’m too lazy to fix Windows. KVM is the best one I’ve used. Well, if you want free...
ButtHole
BootHole Blows Hole In GRUB2 Bootloader Security, Including UEFI SecureBoot That’s a good name for a security hole. ButtHole.
Phone didn’t even charge
Did the wireless coils get damaged on my phone because I was using the wrong AC adapter with the wireless charger? Phone was cold as well. Either that or I ...
Why do you need a mask on when having sex with a trans woman?
Even if you record it and post it online, I don’t see the point. What’s wrong with everybody knowing you like chicks with sticks? Live porn sucks...
Why is the AMD Ryzen 5 3600 only $155 on Amazon?
That’s the lowest I’ve seen it, I paid at least $200. I should buy it, but then I’d need a motherboard as well. My sister could get a good ...
I did get an invoice email from BuyVM
I must of completely forgot about it. I’ll pay it on Friday, if I’m still alive. I might get the virus and die.
If you don't like my stomach hanging out
Tell my caregiver, who is supposed to do whatever care means. She didn’t do my laundry, not my fault. I could get a new caregiver, and I told her many ...
Anker 18W 3Amp USB Wall Charger
Does that do 12v? The USB tester only got up to 9v, when I put my phone on the wireless charger. The USB for it was plugged into the Anker USB Wall Charger. ...
Say anything about emotions to her and she gets pissed
Telling her you made yourself cry while sleeping, and she’ll get all offensive and ask why you are telling her that. So it’s safe to say, she do...
No waiting for Manjaro to release Firefox updates
Flatpak is nice. I probably already posted this. But, running “flatpak update” as soon as an official version is out for Firefox, is less waiting...
Bitwarden
Well, I should probably switch to that. You got to pay $10 a year, if you want your two factor codes stored in it. That’s cheaper then what I’m c...
Not sure any of the other residents are using a mask
Well, maybe one person. I saw her in the yard a while back, and she had a mask on. So, they want everybody to wear a mask in common areas of apartment buildi...
The trick to getting a temperature reading in a fridge
At least with my thermometer, I have to leave it in the fridge a long time. Think I put it in around 12 AM. Checked it a couple times, then went to bed. Woke...
Noise complaints?
That’s the only complaint on the paper they put on everybody’s door, that could apply to me. Smoking I don’t do, and I don’t have a d...
I made myself cry while sleeping
I got all angry, because I thought she put my T-Mobile number on the paperwork. Told myself something, and I wasn’t angry anymore. But I ended up cryin...
Am I the only one that finds that hot?
A close up of a trans dick balls deep in a cis vagina? I’ve seen it two times, got off both times. I’m guessing pussy feels great. Don’t lo...
Exploding eggs
I forgot how much water and how long to cook eggs in the microwave. That’s poached eggs. Apparently one minute and thirty seconds is too long. Apparent...
Monitor might only show the 4k resolution when using HDMI
That’s probably why my Mac mini sees the 2160p resolution, and Linux doesn’t. The Mac mini is plugged into HDMI, probably the 2.0 one. Desktop is...
iPads are good for video appointments
Except, you have to fiddle with it to get your head in the video. A laptop could work better, or a USB webcam. The laptop’s webcam is probably as shitt...
There's some people that didn't believe UFOs but do now?
I believed it, as soon as I learned about it. Probably because I believe almost anything. Believing or not, doesn’t matter, nothing exists. Can anyone ...
Should you look at porn if you have OCD?
The answer is no. That is if your OCD is really bad. Since, mine is worse then it’s ever been, I shouldn’t. Porn might turn into an addiction if ...
Did she get evicted?
The woman that acted like she liked me. Haven’t seen her or her vehicle here for some time. She could of moved by her own freewill. I’ll personal...
My body, my choice
So getting other people sick should be encouraged? I guess those who aren’t them, are actually them as well. And if that’s the case, why are the...
Divine forgives, humans forget
So, if you do neither, what are? Well, I’m not a human. I already know I’m not a God, I learned that the hard way. While mediating, I was in a we...
Dissociating
That’s what it’s called when I zone out. Does my water filter need to be changed? Better go test my water, might just be the bottle, I probably n...
Did my yogurt go bad?
It was turning into water. Like it melted. Probably didn’t turn the fridge down soon enough. Oh yeah, I have one hamburger bun left, no hamburgers left...
Why no email from BuyVM about my invoice?
Had to login to see if they gave me an invoice yet. They make it before the 1st. But, I didn’t get an email notification about it. The invoice date is ...
Can't imagine that's good for your hearing
Heard somebody’s sub woofer in the shower. Probably parked in front of the building. That’s even worse, in a small enclosed vehicle. I’m gu...
The fancy virus is nice
Like Mr or Ms Garrison’s fancy new vagina. I don’t have to go to the office to fill out the paperwork. She said she can give me it, and I return ...
The warm sensation might be everywhere
Got it in my dick and balls area. I was wondering if that would happen, then it happened. No need to go to the doctor, I don’t mind having warm sensati...
They might be against gay people
Jesus you guys are some aggressive, thirsty a$$holes. First, you get the personals taken off here with your overly aggressive posts, and nasty replies to an...
Take everything for granted
And you end up with an asshole like me. If nobody gave me anything, I’d be even more of an asshole. You can’t win either way. The good news is, I...
coconutBattery is useless
Did you waste $10 on it, to only find out the WiFi feature doesn’t work? I did. Even on the same WiFi as the iPhone, it can’t find it. The shitty...
Switching the input on my monitor, can freeze it
I had to unplug the power. To get it to respond to anything. Is there a firmware update that fixes it? Also, apparently it does 2160p, at least in macOS. Not...
What a nice "friend"
Did you see the first episode of some investigation show on Netflix? I don’t recall the name of the show, not even sure it told me, I probably didnR...
Why would I help her find somewhere to go on vacation?
I can’t go anywhere anymore. I keep on shitting, and it isn’t runny. Won’t happen all at once, takes 6+ times. Go wherever she wants, IR...
How did the fan in the bathroom get turned on?
I’m pretty sure I turned it off, after my shower. That might mean, I’m turning it on, with zero memory of doing so. Sweet, my body will do stuff ...
The last piece of jerky might not of been done
Looked like it was, but didn’t taste like it. Or it didn’t get enough seasoning on it. And parts seemed more done. The entire piece might of been...
Not my fault she decided to go on a 4+ hour drive with a toddler and dog
So no dinner at her house. Not like I care anyways. She didn’t even bother calling me, or telling me anything. Tomorrow I’m not going over there ...
That's some good jerky
The dryness might be perfect. The slightly thicker pieces might be the best. The jerky board isn’t perfect, maybe if you slightly freeze the meat befor...
Good way to fall a sleep
Stay up till 4 AM or later. If you actually intend on doing anything the next day, I wouldn’t recommend it. I got up around 11 AM, and I’m exhaus...
Stupid wireless charger
Phone was slightly warm when I woke up. But the battery was only 44%. Might be lower then when I went to bed. It’s plugged in by the cable now. Should ...
That will use your data
Fucking AP turned it’s WiFi off like I configured it to do. The Lockdown app doesn’t block ads. My Pi-hole works better. Porn will use lots of d...
I wouldn't recommend eating not done jerky
A little piece fell on the floor. I thought it was done enough, or assumed. Didn’t taste great. Also my thermometer is useless for beef jerky. It is ei...
My face won't get cold
I randomly feel a warm sensation on my face. Might of been my eyes once. Under my eyes for sure. It started in my feet, the warm sensation. Don’t think...
When I was in elementary school, somebody put a curse on me
I think I was pulling her hair. Don’t know if she said what the curse was, I don’t recall. But, if the curse was me being single my entire life, ...
The AP works better with the correct timezone for the controller
And I thought the issue was the channel. But the original channel is still working, since I changed the timezone. You need the site timezone to be wrong, oth...
JerkySpot Jerky Cutting Board works
The knife it came with is fine. Next time, the meat will be slightly frozen. When you get to the last of it, you’ll need something to hold the meat, or...
Windows and NVIDIA?
No thanks. Well, Windows might be fine, as I’m not a fan of Apple’s business practices. If I was too stupid to use Linux, I’d use Windows o...
[Failed]Auto Backup failed to execute with generating file AutoBackup failed because autobackup schedule time was expired.
If your site & controller timezone don’t match, in Omada SDN Controller, you’ll get the above error. If you select the correct timezone for t...
Good idea
Make a Twitter account and follow every trans pornstar on the cam site that has Twitter. It’s for research. That way you can easily find all the trans ...
I need more motion activated lights
I need every brand. One in my kitchen, turned on. Not sure why. I might be convinced of something, if every brand does the same thing. Not that I care about ...
Why does my iPhone keep getting a WPA Authentication timeout/failure?
I read one useless post. Their “best” guess is a DTIM value, whatever that is. Most of the stuff is about UniFi. I retired that AP. Maybe the cra...
Pluto TV
I remember that being on the TV in Newport, Oregon. Didn’t know it was a real thing. The shitty Flex box she got from Comcast, has that on it. You can ...
Nasty dump
The spicy hummus made it painful. I can see why some people don’t eat very spicy stuff. You’ll regret it when shitting. Did daylight savings time...
Trump supporters are smart
They like spreading the virus, so if masks are required, they go to another state, that doesn’t. Wherever they were going, now requires a mask. They di...
There might be enough room in that travel trailer bathroom to wipe my ass
It’s the only one that fully shows the toilet, and the room around it. The shower is where I can stretch my probably left leg. Except, I usually move m...
I might of solved my iPhone SE getting hot on the wireless charger problem
It did get hot some days ago. But it hasn’t yet, since I’ve been having a fan on while I sleep in my room. I was having trouble falling a sleep, ...
The good thing about your party being in the house or senate
They won’t impeach you, doesn’t matter what you do. You can sell meth out of the white house, and you won’t be impeached. I can’t sup...
JerkySpot Jerky Cutting Board is most likely better then a meat slicer
It has good reviews. But, one review makes a good point, it’s easier to clean. I don’t have one yet. But, if you look at the pictures, cleaning i...
Spicy hummus = burning anus
When you shit it out. It’s more spicy then the hummus she got me, and I’m pretty sure they are the same thing. If I knew the Fred Meyer batch wou...
iOS Shortcuts Automation is useless
Apparently not everything runs by itself, that’s why there’s notifications, apparently you have to tap though, while sleeping, for it to turn WiF...
No thanks
I finally looked at my ballot. The Freed guy is a Republican. On the way home, somebody had a sign, looked like the name was Freed on it. Some of the parties...
Ha, it's a loss because they can't return to Amazon
If it’s under warranty, why not contact the manufacture? Guess they are too lazy. That’s on a meat slicer, not even the same model that I’m...
I can't think of any logical reason to have sex
Reproducing isn’t a logical reason, at least not for humans. The world is overpopulated with humans, no need for anymore. Love isn’t a reason eit...
Who does that?
Plays videos on their phone, with the volume up, while there’s something on the TV? If I ask her if she’s watching it, she will get all pissed. B...
She claims you can't just stop Zyprexa
Sure you can, just stop taking it. Maybe she meant it’s not recommended. I doubt you’ll die by not taking it anymore. I’ll run out of it ev...
Beer isn't free
So, what does “free as in beer” mean? I’ll need the meaning of whatever that means as well, and so on.
Fridge might be 44F
Might not of left the thermometer in it long enough. I did turn it down even more though. It should be 40F max. Stupid fridge needs to be turned down in the ...
There will be a new Fable game
Most likely Xbox only. Bummer, I was going to buy a PS5. If I buy the new Xbox, I can’t play my PS4 games on the new system. I’ll have to keep m...
I wonder why I never looked for air fryer recipes
There’s a ton you can make in it. Like hamburgers, or cheeseburgers, if you like cheese. My air fryer cost $80, I think. So did my food dehydrator. I d...
How was my phone on WiFi until 3:59 AM?
My iPhone is supposed to be turning the WiFi off at 3 AM. That means the AP or controller is super slow at updating, or somebody is on my WiFi that shouldn&#...
Might need a new fridge soon
This Spindrift isn’t very cold. Just turned it down again.
You can make beef jerky in a air fryer
Just like the oven. I’ll pass. My dehydrator can make more, and I can extend it to make more at a time. If we go camping, I’ll make a ton of jerk...
Nice, my AP supports WPA3 Enterprise
Or so it says, I selected WPA3. The iPad connected. It doesn’t have WiFi 6. Need to verify it’s really WPA3. Maybe my laptop will tell me. The AP...
Electro-Ejaculator
Apparently those work on humans too. Found out about it on Dirty Jobs. I should get one, it’s easier then using my hand, just put it up my ass, and scr...
If free range chickens don't make enough eggs
Then, maybe humans should stop eating so many eggs. Or better, stop overpopulating the Earth. Another option, is to figure out how to have free range chicken...
That's a nice house she found
I doubt she’ll get it though. She said it was just a random thought or something. But, it’s not as far as an hour or two away. Looks like the woo...
Omada SDN Controller email alerts don't work
I don’t get an email. I tested the mail server settings, and it worked. It’s configured to use Gmail, that way Google can sell my data I give the...
They aren't sending the military after protestors in Democratic states
The Department of something, possibly Homeland Security. You go to federal jail, not military jail. Is the Department of whatever ran by the military? Appare...
That's a good self defense
I might of figured out when trigger for my zoning out, anxiety. Some people went up the elevator with me, and are on the same floor. While walking down the h...
Another runny dump
Maybe it is gluten. Or something she cooks with. No cereal today. I’ll probably eat some tomorrow, since that isn’t the only thing that causes it...
I didn't even notice that Cloudflare outage
I was probably sleeping. It was on the 17th, according to RamNode.
Did you see inside her anus?
Looked all bloody. I wouldn’t put my dick in such a compartment. You might hurt them. And you’ll get blood all over your cock. No thanks. Did you...
No wonder the WiFi didn't turn back on
If you enter your timezone, and there was the daylight saving time crap in the past, it’ll be an hour off, that is an hour earlier then the shitty dayl...
Newer MongoDB for Raspberry Pi OS
Do you want to use the new Omada SDN Controller? Well, if you are running on a Raspberry Pi, you need a newer MongoDB. The below link, has mongo and mongod, ...
How do you use Distcc?
I completely forgot. I need to compile the newest Mongodb for the newer Omada software. Or just switch back to the old version. But, the new software, might ...
Haha, gluten might be my problem
See the symptoms here. I have trouble thinking. I have the depression and anxiety. I also might have neuropathy. Guess, I got to stop eating gluten. Or not, ...
Looks like I need Kismet again
To see why my iPhone keeps disconnecting from my own WiFi. If it’s getting a deauth request, some nice fellow is sending it. Searching DuckDuckGo, for ...
Once freedom of speech is no longer a thing in the US
This site will cease to exist, and so will I. Site is hosted in the US. If you can’t protest, it’s only a matter of time, before he issues an exe...
The residents must like giving the door code to non residents
You can only give it to people on your leash. Am I on my own leash? Apparently, she gave me the new code. Oh yeah, I need to configure scheduling on the AP, ...
How is sending the military to arrest protesters any worse then censoring the internet?
Any illegal content on your site, even user submitted content, the law can now hold the site owner accountable. The reason the personals are gone on Craigsli...
Another runny dump
Apparently my nephew had diarrhea today. Not sure if only once, or all day. Apparently after dinner, I drop an explosion in the crapper. How did I hold it in...
How is that not true?
That Trump supporters don’t believe in love, or being allowed to love anybody you want? If you listen and understand anything he says, it’s true....
Surprised no DMCA for a certain video, with over 200 downloads
Sounds like Songify in the background, I didn’t remove the audio from the video. It’s only 31 seconds or so long. So, not the entire Songify audi...
She's a hypocrite
When the pandemic first started, the news showed people at the beach somewhere, and she was judging them. Yet, a couple weekends ago, she did the same thing,...
Is my skin yellow in one spot?
Don’t think it’s a stain from anything, it’s under my shirt most of the time. Looks kind of like shit colored. Here’s a list of what ...
That was an interesting feeling
Shortly after laying down in bed. Might of been the higher consciousness feeling, you get when mediating. Only problem is, I wasn’t mediating. Last tim...
Did you hear her say “hey baby”?
If I didn’t already get off, that would of been a boner killer. Female body, but male voice. It doesn’t compute with my insane mind. I got off be...
The only dog that might work
Is a puppy, the age that Bodhi was when she got him. They have to stay with their mom for a certain amount of time. But, I’ll probably never get a dog ...
She has to get Verizon
It would cost $800 to get fiber. The city has to do something, probably install equipment. Does that mean she’d own the equipment? So if they move, the...
Phone was hot when I woke up
Or warm. Maybe not as much as the last time it was. Probably because it charged to 100% very quickly, and was left on the wireless charger. Do they make one ...
AMD Ryzen 3 3100
Amazon is sold out. But, I’d rather put that in my old motherboard, if I get a new one. Then my 1700. That might have more threads, but it’s semi...
That's not a trans woman
They wouldn’t have a Kik name that starts with Joe. Or a lowercase j, as their ad said. That’s why you disable images. It’s the only catego...
Runny dump
Took it at her house, I was going to go home, but there was no way I was going to hold it in. My stomach didn’t feel good. Should probably stop eating ...
Her tits might be more real
Then her ass. Also, the title is a semi lie. Says anal sex, not till almost seven minutes in the video. I got off before the anal part. While she was balls d...
That will piss Trump supporters off
If they see two men holding hands, they’ll probably yell “faggot”. That’s what I think I saw, didn’t really look at their faces...
Traveling merchants are dicks in Fallout 76
They use your crafting stuff, I seriously doubt they are actually doing anything, other then making it so you can’t use your own shit. Do locks keep th...
Ha, we don't even know what reality is
Or how the brain works, at all. Watch the newest The UnXplained. So, if somebody with a PHD, tries to tell you how the brain works, laugh at them. The brain ...
TDS Fiber
No Comcast someday, maybe. If they have to run a cable to the building, and install a jack in my apartment, well I probably won’t be allowed to get it....
That was smart
Change the DNS to the new IP, then before configuring it leave for the day. That’s why all the other sites are offline. This site uses Cloudflare DNS. ...
Yup, BuyVM uses Cloudflare for their DDoS protection now
They finally assigned me an IP. I only know, because I logged into the control panel. I’ll set it up later. Got to change DirectAdmin’s main IP. ...
Lost 4 pounds
Last time I weighed myself was on the 15th. I think I’ll weigh myself every Saturday from now on. Apparently it’s the day I weigh the least amoun...
Why the fuck does the Credit Union block BuyVM if using PayPal?
They don’t want you to use PayPal anymore? Assholes. Well, I hope they like giving me new cards all the time, I was trying to avoid giving the card to ...
Apparently BuyVM uses Cloudflare Magic Transit now
Yet, their site, seems to suggest Voxility still. I’d pay $3 if it really is Cloudflare. Game servers might work on that, like ARK. If you enable the V...
Nasty dump
Didn’t feel good either. Been shitting all day. Don’t think the potatoes helped my stomach. Lactose probably isn’t helping either. Well, I ...
Was somebody saying my name outside earlier?
Thought I heard somebody say my name while sleeping. Didn’t hear anybody else, so maybe. If they were talking to somebody else with the same name, you&...
Greyhound
You might want to watch that with the lights off, or don’t watch it at all. It’s boring. I could see reflections in the TV. Don’t know if t...
Finally got unlazy, and made food
Potato wedges in the air fryer. It’s cooking now. The worst part, is cleaning the air fryer basket. The reason, I don’t like cooking food. I don&...
iPhone WiFi kept disconnecting
It finally stopped, after clicking reconnect in Omada Controller. But, just to be safe, I reset the network settings on it. After apt is done on the Pi, I...
Fallout 76 was running like shit tonight
When shooting my heavy gun, it lags like crazy, making aiming very difficult, I think it went under 20 FPS. They should release a native Linux version of the...
Cascable: Pro Webcam
That’s a nice webcam, you can use it with a $400 camera. The remote control app, for iOS, didn’t work last time I tried it. I should get the iOS ...
Was that gunfire?
Sounded like it. Was outside. Might just be my stalker or two. I won’t be looking out the window.
That dump wasn't pretty
Probably the fiber I’ve been eating, caused that. Or I’m getting whatever made me lose weight again. I don’t like plain cheese. That is non...
What temperature on the reviewers of various AMD RX 5500 XT looking at?
There’s three temperatures, at least in Linux, edge, junction, and mem. It’s possible they are looking at the edge temperature. I don’t rec...
She only wants land to go camping on
Sounds like a waste of money, it’s cheaper to go camping somewhere else. Where will they go to the bathroom? Well, I won’t be going camping with ...
Asshole Sun or Son
Have you heard the parody of Asshole Sun? I think they say Black hole Sun. Or is it son? They sound the same.
Tonka's spirit was here
There’s no other explanation for the motion lights for turning on before, as they aren’t turning on anymore. I turned the one in my bedroom on, t...
Cis women have a FUPA too
Seems kind of pointless to spank it to the fat around her dick. You can see fat around a pussy too. Oh that’s what I need. No dick or pussy there. Jus...
What happens when your stomach gets better
You’ll gain all the weight you lost back. I gained half or more back. Or almost half. No appetite and weird bowel movements, was nice, that’s the...
I might be moving someday
That’ll decrease my stress. If she buys property, and gets me a small home on it. Where she’s looking, is closer to my sister. Kind of far from h...
So, if I upgrade my VPS
Do I get management included? I should email and ask which plan, and if they will manage DirectAdmin. Oh wait, they might undo my customization’s, and ...
And Amazon cables are "fine"
The site that recommended the Monoprice cables I bought, said Amazon is fine too. Are the cables I got the exact ones they recommended? No idea, but thick ca...
Talking is a waste of energy
Apparently nobody I talk to understands English. They just assume I meant or suggested something I didn’t. Either there IQ is less than 10, mine is onl...
Some nice fellow(s) hacked Bill Gate's Twitter account
I’m not a fan of Windows, but I like Bill Gates. He donates a lot of his money. Other accounts got hacked as well, like Apple. Don’t really care ...
Gained 4.3 pounds
And gained over 1 pound last week, I think. Well, I gained the 4.5 pounds and more back. A heart attack will Make America Great Again. No wonder I was shitti...
Found the Fallout 76 starter bundle
It’s not in the Atomic Shop in the game. If using the Steam version of the game, go to the store page. It’s under DLC or something. Not really wo...
Another flying bug
Landed on my phone, while sitting on the crapper. Thought I needed to shit, nope, just fart. I could of went on a walk with her, if I knew I didn’t nee...
Nuka Girl Rocket Space Suit
The helmet gets rid of my guy’s beard. The suit, gives him a nice ass. That outfit is magic. I want his beard back, with the helmet on. The suite might...
Nothing like dozing off, and looking into space
What happens when I’m permanently like that? Well, I won’t have to eat, drink, shit, or anything else. I think the doctor wanted me to tell him i...
No more Brian's number
Don’t need my own cell service either now. She finally got me a new number. I can’t do it, I don’t have permission most likely to do it. Th...
14170.361692159999 MB/s
That’s how fast my RAM’s write speed is, according to sysbench, and after coverting MiB/s to MB/s. The read speed is probably more. So, two PCIe ...
Phil might be dying
I haven’t seen him much, he’s my sister’s dog. He liked me though, once when at her house, I tried getting him to go on my lap. Well, IR...
Why would anybody want a Windows VPS?
Sounds like a pain in the ass. There might be no SSH, so you have to use some remote desktop crap, and then possibly use GUI crap to configure the server. I ...
GPU got up to 75C
Might be pointless, using amdgpu-fancontrol, to make the fan run at 100% when under load. It’s loud, and might not be decreasing the temperature much. ...
My subconscious knows this isn't my body
When I’m trying to take a dump, but nothing comes out, I say in my tiny head “I guess your done”. Are roasted red peppers good by themselve...
The possibly last fly is dead
Did they figure out how to turn the motion light on the fridge on? Well, I’ll find out soon. They flew on my monitor, and I squished them.
What PC can you get for $400 new & prebuilt that is better then the Atari VCS?
Such a PC would probably have an APU, just like the VCS. I don’t buy or price prebuilt PCs, so I wouldn’t know. I don’t want or need Window...
Motion lights are turning on by themselves again
I just checked the security camera, and when not home, the one on the fridge turned on. When I was standing in the kitchen, talking to my sister, one of the ...
Not enough fiber, results in brutal dumps
The good news is, my sister made me some real food. I think she said there is 7 breakfast burritos, made with real non frozen food. Vegetables in it too. The...
You can get the $15 T-Mobile plan using an eSIM
You pay $40 for the first month, then switch on their site to the $15 plan. Didn’t think about doing that. I saw that on Reddit. Lies, AT&T doesn&#...
Think it's old APUs that don't work with the beta bios on my motherboard
And is that even the case anymore? Their site doesn’t have a warning like it did on the first beta bios. So, the 1700 should work without downgrading t...
Why do people say I can get better?
What does that even mean? If you love somebody, better doesn’t matter. Luckily, I don’t love anybody that way. That love results in babies. Or ST...
If I was crying, my neighbors heard me
It was really loud. Maybe I’ll get some complaints. That’ll Make America Great Again. It was loud enough for me to hear it while sleeping. No won...
Fallout 76 magically fixed itself
Didn’t do anything, other then alt tab out of it, possibly more then once. If that fixed it, then Proton or the game is crap. Not completely fixed, but...
Will two PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSDs in RAID 0 make loading screens in Fallout 76 instant?
Don’t know what the read speed of any PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD is. And, don’t know if any motherboards have two PCIe 4.0 M.2 slots, if I wanted no GPU, ...
Cooler Master H500
That is on the best mid tower PC cases on IGN. You might need to replace the 200mm fans. It depends if you can turn the color off. I don’t want it look...
Good job control center
It enabled Airplane mode on my phone. When it was in my pocket. I was trying to shit. Some shit came out, not enough. Can you disable the control center on t...
According to NUT, the UPS batteries are fine
That was only a quick test though. I used some GUI for NUT, I’m too lazy to figure out which command to use. It just says NUT Monitor.
Did my DNS update yet?
I got a year of service from MXroute, for $25, it has 50 GB of space. Might as well, it’s better then forwarding to Google. Just sent one of the emails...
The next Apple CPU might have a higher single core score then my AMD CPU
But, do you really need anything faster then the AMD 3600? I don’t. Maybe more cores & threads. It only takes around 20 minutes, to compile the Lin...
Itchy anus
Toilet paper didn’t solve the problem. Neither did trying to scratch it in the shower. I didn’t take a full shower, just washed my dick, and my h...
How was I supposed to know she's at the store?
She thinks I’m psychic. Also, no idea why calling her when she’s at the store, pisses her off. Well, enjoy talking to not me. As I won’t bo...
The $0 charges on old debit card
Was probably PayPal. Just changed my PayPal password. I know because I got zero dollar charges when adding the new card to it. So, somebody might of added th...
Extreme crying in bed
I was crying about Tonka. It’s almost been a year, since they murdered her. It was loud crying. Not sure why I got out of bed. I might of had tears by ...
Wing prepaid cell service
Looking for their site, but can’t find it because DuckDuckGo is a dick? Here it is. I found it by a site DuckDuckGo found, after finding a site not blo...
Who was that?
Me in a higher consciousness or God? I don’t know what a higher consciousness means. Is that the same as God? Well, whoever it was, doesn’t care ...
Tonka's spirit might of been here
The motion activated light doesn’t turn on much anymore, when sleeping. Mostly when it’s close to me waking up now. Hard to believe I stopped mov...
That's a bummer
Google Voice is moving permanently to the new redesign, which doesn’t support configuring voicemail forwarding. Just deactivated the forwarding, before...
Rocky dump
You can’t hold rocks in, if the shit hasn’t been wanting to come out, and then it’s finally ready. You’ll feel rocks in your stomach,...
Is selling used panties illegal?
If not, I should buy some new panties, wear them for a month, then sell em to the highest bidder. Make my own panty auction website. Sweat, skid marks, maybe...
There is a free solution to not wanting a phone number
She won’t change it, so that won’t happen. But, I can disable voicemail forwarding to Google Voice, and disable all messages on T-Mobile’s ...
Monitor does look better then the BenQ
Use it on a Mac, and you’ll see. I was trying to get Unofficial Wineskin to work. But, Steam doesn’t show anything, so it’s useless. Is it ...
Watching TV is a pain in the ass
I have to rewind a lot, as I miss what they say. If I don’t rewind, then I’ll zone off completely, and not even know the TV is on. Want to get ri...
I kept looking at my bike while sleeping
I thought I was dreaming about a bike I sold or something. But eventually, after I saw it enough times, I realized I was looking at reality. Might of rolled ...
Why would I want to go to a lake?
Can’t imagine wearing a mask at a lake is much fun. If you wear no mask, enjoy spreading the virus. No need to go to her house. I’ll probably be ...
There's finally a new bios update for my MSI B350 TOMAHAWK
It’s still a beta though. So might not be worth upgrading to. All it says is “- Updated AMD AGESA ComboAm4PI 1.0.0.6”. What’s new in ...
That's why you shouldn't eat snacks all day
You should of felt my morning dump, it was brutal diarrhea. Might of been some rocks in it. Possibly some blood too. No need to go to the doctor, somebody wi...
Pixio isn't just some cheap Chinese brand
Where are their headquarters? Might be Japan. They have a place in California. I’ve seen cheap brand monitors, never looked at their site. I basically ...
Didn't know AMIBCP was a program
Probably a Windows only program. I have a VM I can run it in, assuming I can find said program. Need it to unlock a menu in the bios on my laptop, so I can d...
Don't get southern style potato salad
It basically tastes like coleslaw with potatoes. It might be fine if you put it on something. But I eat potato salad by itself. The chewy granola bar I just ...
The Christians that support Trump
They basically made a religion, to justify their hating. Or modified a religion, to do so. God is love, not hate, so get your head out of your ass. Also, wha...
Pixio PX275h on a Mac
You don’t need to calibrate it, to make it look better. Just disable HDR, that is in Display in Settings. Didn’t even know macOS supported HDR. E...
I've been shitting all day
Might have to skip dinner. I’ve also been eating a lot of snacks today, so not really hungry anyways. I’d rather not shit anymore today. You shou...
I should block the PS4 from the internet
So the firmware doesn’t update. It didn’t finish downloading the firmware. I turned it off, I was just seeing what version it had. Kind of pointl...
What's the point in going to her house?
The animals might like me, but nobody else over there does. How do I know? Try talking to anybody over there. And see what happens. You don’t have to t...
Picking locks is easy
Just watch the latest Expedition Unknown. He goes to a locksmith, and learns to pick locks, which looked easy. If Josh Gates can do it, anybody can. So, don&...
Slept until almost 11 AM
Nobody was dragging anything on the road this morning. I also just took another dump. I should probably eat some lunch. But snacks are better. They don’...
How can Animal Crossing suck you in?
That game is boring. Just like Minecraft. Oh and you can’t understand them, and you can’t skip the talking that goes on forever. You have to wait...
Good way to make yourself almost puke
Eat seconds for dinner. Then when you get home, take a dump. The pushing almost caused me to puke. I swallowed it back down. Why did I buy a bunch of food? N...
Christian Trump supporters don't know what God is
God is love, not hate. Trump is hate. The only way Trump would be chosen by God to be the president, is if they wanted to punish Americans, which could be th...
What do you do if you have no CAMP in Fallout 76?
Use somebody else’s. They aren’t the first person to use my crafting stuff. The doors aren’t locked, and are open. I think somebody spawned...
That's sad
The Mac mini ARM developer kit, scores almost the same as my Mac mini in Geekbench, but not an ARM version of Geekbench. That means, it probably smokes the I...
Linux on desktop is a bag of suck?
Somebody said something like that on MacRumors. I prefer Linux to any other OS, including macOS. macOS is a bag of suck, as far as I’m concerned, kerne...
Bodhi needs surgery
His shoulder is messed up. He hasn’t even got his balls removed yet. Little young for shoulder surgery. He limps a lot, so somebody took him to the vet...
Some asshole(s) outside woke me up
Couldn’t fall back a sleep either, as the noise wouldn’t stop. Sounded like something being dragged on the road. I should move to out in the midd...
Gained 1.5 pounds
Not all 4.5 pounds that I lost. The 1.5 pounds might of been “water weight” whatever that is. So if I remove all water from my system, I’ll...
One step closer to a cis woman
Getting off to her asshole, not dick. Cis women have two holes down there. The only downside is she’s younger. Possibly in Russia as well. She remind...
What do I need from the store?
Every time I order stuff for a pickup, I don’t know what to buy. Probably because the caregiver person, asked if I needed help with buying groceries. N...
This MSI 5500 XT is louder then my old RX 570
I should sell the new one. The old one might work better anyways. You can blame the driver, I assume, as they should provide similar performance. Why are GPU...
I thought Pixio made a Vesa mount
Then I’d be able to get a stand, I can move up and down. Probably can’t use the stand on my BenQ. Maybe it was some other monitor. Not like I nee...
Have you ever seen XFCE with FreeSync?
You’ll get a smooth desktop experience. Unless, it’s not using the GPU. Firefox might be using the GPU. You know what else is smooth? A trans wom...
Looks like I should do panoramas
PTGui Panorama apparently has been ported to Linux. Wait, is that using Hugin? Cause, I already have it. That is Hugin. What do you need some other GUI for? ...
Another dump down the crapper
It wasn’t runny, or I don’t think it was. Looked like the mom’s on South Park dump. Not sure they showed the dump, but you know, because of...
PS4 Firmware 7.02 kernel exploit
And that’s the firmware my PS4 is on. It did start downloading the latest update when I turned it on, don’t think it’ll update by itself. I...
What's the point in the new XT AMD CPUs?
The base clock is barely higher. And, you can easily overclock to the same. I wonder what the max my CPU over clocks itself to. Over 4 GHz. I could change th...
If you want Google to sell your texts and calls
Google Fi is what you want, you even get to pay them to do so. I already use Google Voice, so they already sell some of my data. It might support eSIM. So, y...
What I used to think about dogs, went out the window
There’s no dog like Tonka or Buddy. Not even close. You won’t get unconditional love from any dog. Or, I won’t let any other dog love me. W...
That felt like a big dump
Might not of been that big. Felt like more like rocks, then runny. Must be all the shit, that was stuck, apparently only diarrhea could come out. But wouldn&...
Randy Rainbow is a whore?
He sounds like a children song singer. But, he’s not exactly, singing children songs. What happened to Trump’s face in the next video? He doesn&...
That didn't last long
Might be eating before bed tonight. My dinner wasn’t great. Apparently, it didn’t fill me up. I’m guessing I was sick. So, if I eat cheese,...
Like kernel panics?
Use the latest macOS Catalina. I was trying to adjust my monitor settings, for the HDMI input, and the Mac mini rebooted itself. I thought it went to sleep, ...
Slow pixel?
This temporally fixes the weird circle light color on the left hand side on this site, on my new monitor. It might all be in my head, the spot, and the fix. ...
Still no diarrhea
Thought the dump I just took, was going to be runny. Don’t think it was. Didn’t look pretty though. There wasn’t much water in the crapper,...
Pixio PX275h settings
Brightness 50 Contrast 52 Color: Gamma 2.2 Red 44 Green 38 Blue 45 Hue 50 Saturation 46 Response Time Middle Some settings are from this YouTube video. Their...
No password manager for me
I can’t use my debit card, because somebody stole it somehow. So, I turned it off. Apparently it takes the credit union a long time to message you back...
Need to re calibrate my monitor again
Just lowered the red color, that got rid of the pink over everything. Don’t believe DisplayCAL, to make red in the center. Less red is better. Then aga...
Thank you almighty
For the asshole you bring upon me today.
Rebound
Give the dog you just got, to somebody else, and you’ll rebound. Just like when dogs die. Doesn’t matter if you know you can’t live with a ...
Possibly no runny dumps today
The diarrhea might be over finally. Until I eat lactose. I still can’t eat as much as I was. I actually get full now. My days of eating seconds, might ...
Apparently her dogs don't mind Barney
And she might change his name. To Gary or Gery. Some name a Viking guy named one of their dogs. Does somebody have schizophrenia? Somebody might think they a...
Pixio PX275h 27 inch 95Hz IPS DCI-P3 95% HDR WQHD 2560 x 1440 Wide Screen Display 1440p Flat AMD Radeon FreeSync Productivity Gaming Hybrid Monitor
Got my monitor today. Don’t use HDR, you can’t change the color settings on it, if you do. Does it look as good as the BenQ? Hard to say, probabl...
Why doesn't my motion activated light on the fridge turn on anymore?
My bedroom door has been open since Barney left. Maybe I wasn’t triggering it then. Either that, or I don’t move in bed anymore. Maybe a setting ...
Those pictures might be real
Go to the Portland section, then the only section with trans. I’d just need a blind fold for myself. But, they want it in the mouth. She might not let ...
Sounds like somebody is doing fireworks right outside the building
Thought the legal fireworks didn’t start till 10 PM. I suppose it could be legal. I didn’t even know what was on July 4th, I just knew it was a l...
Need to find a new prepaid card
Cash sucks. So I won’t use it. But, my debit card info might of been stolen somehow. The $0 charge, is probably testing to see if it’s valid. All...
Don't get a dog when depressed
Especially, if you’ve ever been agitated severely at animals. My older sister might be taking him, after he goes to the vet, to make sure he’s he...
How did I hold that in?
There was an explosion in my crapper, when I got home. I went to the bathroom twice at her house, first time a little turd came out, second time a stinky far...
Channels DVR is great
TV Everywhere is nice, no need for Philo now. And, I get a copy of the show on my hard drive. I still have to pay for Philo, I just don’t have to use t...
Lost 4.5 pounds
And it hasn’t even been a week, since I last weighed myself. Maybe, I wasn’t on the scale right this time. I’ll take the weight I got, it&#...
iPhone didn’t overheat on Qi charger
Must of put it on wrong last time. The Qi charger was also unplugged until last night. Phone wasn’t hot at all. It’s fully charged as well.
Research
If you get off really fast, and feel nothing, do it again a couple hours later. You might feel it that time. Just don’t pull your dick off. Men liking ...
When will the iPad Pro support macOS?
They will be releasing Macs with their own CPUs. I’ll buy an iPad Pro, if it can run macOS. Even if it’s just in a VM, I’ll buy it. I’...
Talkatone
Probably no better then Google. And costs $5 a month, if you want voice mail transcripts, and no ads. You can get just the plus for $4 a month. I failed at m...
Do both of them have a dick?
Didn’t look like the one being penetrated had a dick. The only reason, I kept watching, was to figure out if they both had a pogo stick. I didn’t...
I really need to stop eating
I shit shortly after dinner. Was it runny? Maybe some of it. Not much comes out, but I go probably 3+ times a day. Was my nephew eating when he had diarrhea?...
Telling me Barney drank some wine
Caused agitation. I should lookup, agitation towards small animals. Don’t bother, DuckDuckGo is useless. He still likes me for some reason.
T-Mobile lets you signup for their prepaid with an eSIM
You can have two cell services with an eSIM. One eSIM, and one SIM card. See this app. Does it still work? I don’t see any prepaid plans on their site....
Don't buy frozen pizza with sausage on it
That pizza was overcooked, in the microwave. And the sausage still tastes horrible. You’ll have to scrape it off. And, you’ll end up scraping mos...
I should sell my Switch
It’s unpatched, so worth more. Animal Crossing is boring. Glad I got the free version. No idea why you’d buy a Switch for just that game. Fallout...
You will question your decision of getting rid of a dog
Just like, if you get them murdered. He deserves love. Not a depressed agitated asshole. Must not of scared him, as he was sleeping on my bed, with his head ...
Finally fixed Monit on my main server
Is Monit no longer emailing you, or even reading /var/log/auth.log to tell you when somebody logs in? Well, I deleted everything in /var/lib/monit/. Still wa...
Nice illness my nephew had
You don’t need to eat much with it. But, you’ll be shitting a lot. I was going to fart, but it felt like the runs. I was right, it was diarrhea. ...
Is she trying to punish me?
By saying she isn’t picking me up for two weeks? Not sure, why you’d punish somebody that is depressed. Not really a punishment, as I’ll be...
She knows nothing about mental illness
She thinks I’m choosing to be depressed and agitated. Boy was she pissed when she picked him up. I probably won’t bother answering the phone if s...
Sorry, that I don't want to keep a dog, that makes me angry and agitated
Some people would rather give the animal, to somebody that knows how to take proper care of a dog. Seeing, as I can’t take care of myself, why on Earth...
Regret
That didn’t take long, I didn’t get rid of him yet. So, apparently, I’d regret doing so. Not sure why, he agitates me. The same amount of a...
"Just a dog"
You can say that to me a million times, and I’ll never know what it means. And if they are “just a dog”, why would I want one? Tonka wasn&#...
When Barney looks at me, I think "dumb dog" or "stupid dog"
That’s probably positive as well. How can you get attached to an animal that drives you nuts? I can’t even use my fucking bathroom, without him h...
Ha, Fallout 76 is hot garbage
Is that better then regular garbage? Have they played the recent updates? If not, they are full of shit. There’s plenty of people enjoying the hot garb...
You don't need a dog to go on a 29 minute or longer walk a day
If you like feeling agitated, then get a dog. She doesn’t know how many hours of sleep I get, neither do I, since I don’t know when I fall a slee...
That might be the final straw
He can apparently get out of his crate. You have to put him in there, when going to the bathroom. If you don’t, he’ll chew on your clothes, scrat...
"Macs just work"
Not so much anymore. Their quality control took a dump. Enjoy a buggy OS. Try using a eGPU on a Mac mini, without anything connected to the Mac mini’s ...
29 minute walk, wears Barney out
Made me all sweaty, but I’m out of shape. His excuse is, he’s small. At least, now I can do whatever I want, instead of paying 100% attention to ...
Ouch
My anus hurts. Probably bloody. Walking is painful now. Maybe, I’ll bleed enough, to not wake up. Then my tombstone will say, I bled to death out of my...
Ha, counselor said "everybody" does better having a dog
Not me. Apparently I don’t fit in the “everybody” category. Less sleep, and I do way worse. Good idea, teach him to shit all over the place...
Make sure you disconnect your ethernet cable from the ethernet USB adapter when playing Animal Crossing
Assuming, you block the Switch from accessing the internet. You’ll see a black screen for a long time. I don’t know how long, I got impatient, an...
What's so great about the new Fallout 76 update?
I remember reading, somebody mentioning presets for the perks. If that was/is planned, it isn’t in this update. You can’t have all your perks act...
That reminds me
Some night, I don’t remember when, some female was crying, and calling somebody an asshole. Don’t know their age, so female will do. Now, if they...
She finally got a Switch
I got up early, to take Barney outside, decided to see if anybody had the Switch. Target did, probably not anymore. The delivery option sold out, probably no...
Green dump
Green shit and eggs. Kept getting green shit on my self when wiping. Might still need to shit. Should of waited to weigh myself, till I shit. Except, I’...
Only lost 0.5 pounds
A different time and possibly day, that I weighed myself. Not eating before bed, didn’t do much. I did eat not very much hummus before bed last night, ...
Barney will lick you while you sleep
Or your clothes. I woke up more then once, as he did. One time I woke up, I was agitated, the reason I don’t wake up early. Then I was thinking, great ...