Walmart cheese crackers are good enough

Do they taste exactly like Cheez-Its? Probably not. I might prefer it’s slightly different taste. I also like that they are cheaper. They accomplish th...

Skinwalker Ranch

Or is it Skinwanker Ranch? Well, either way, I should go there. Except they won’t let me on the property. I’m too much of a liability. And I̵...

Need to boot my shitty Windows VM

Getting sick of these Window insider crap emails. You have to use Windows to unsubscribe, if I remember correctly. Fucking dicks. Haha, the instruction link ...

Speaking of mediation

I was trying to do that before bed last night, but my mind wouldn’t shut up. It doesn’t do that when I’m awake, in fact, that might be the ...

Well, that won't be happening

Having sex, and/or getting a gf. I won’t live long enough. Either no energy, or light headed. Not to mention, impulses I don’t want. According to...

When he learned his woman is a shemale

Weird Al has a song that says something about that. If you call a trans woman, a shemale, don’t expect a good outcome. She will be rock hard when you f...

I need some of those comfort panties

They prevent yeast infections, apparently. Are those the padded ones for bladder leaks? Then, I don’t have to wipe my dick off, I can keep it dripping....

Didn't feel light as a feather again

I tried to oversleep even more, but I wasn’t falling a sleep. I did wake up at least once, and go back to sleep. That’s a good way to have a wet ...

HitFilm Express isn't free

They require your information, to download it. That isn’t free. I already gave Lightworks my info, and that is available for Linux. No need to fill out...

Why are women fixated on one person?

I’m not fixated on anybody. Well, maybe one person. Who? She has a vehicle, is that enough info? If you are single, you can have sex with a different p...

I won't meet my maker when I die

Instead I’ll cease to exist most likely. How do I know? That’s what happened while sleeping, when losing consciousness. I’ll only meet the ...

In that case, it'll be no everyday

I won’t be responding to her texts asking me if I’m going there for dinner. I was in the bathroom. She sent another text after that, like I said ...

That's not a bad idea

If you are sexting, send her a photo of a trans woman’s big dick. She might not believe it’s your dick though. Just ask her, “How did you k...

Excellent

Can’t feel my breathing anymore. So, if there’s any trouble with it, I won’t know anymore. It’s possible the inhaler actually did som...

UniFI update sucks

Had to switch to the new Settings manager, and delete the element-xxxx WiFi network, that I didn’t add. I saw a mesh of my AP on my laptop, using LinSS...

How could you remember that?

If your “near” death experience, is of a black hole and like not existing anymore. If you didn’t exist anymore, you wouldn’t be telli...

What is the point in macOS betas?

They clearly aren’t interested in fixing bugs. The only way to boot my Mac mini, with the eGPU on and connected, is by using a HDMI dummy adapter plugg...

Mac mini finally went to sleep

I didn’t do shit. So, no idea how. Or did the GPU lose power? Nope, switched the USB switch to the Mac mini, and the eGPU turned on. I noticed because ...

Why did I turn the AC on?

Probably cause my computer was running slightly hotter. It was around 75F in here. Maybe I’ll remember to put it on heat before bed, probably not thoug...

The WD NVMe SSD comes with a heatsink

And it’s cheaper then Samhung. Probably wouldn’t fit in my laptop, probably wouldn’t be able to put the back cover on. Also, they don’...

They left me

The ladies I keep dreaming about. Well, I might not dream about them anymore. Don’t really know why, maybe cause I was mostly sleeping in my dream, not...

That didn't work

My custom Manjaro ISO doesn’t boot, couldn’t start the display manager. Remaking it with a newer kernel. You can run buildiso with -f, and the ex...

The wooing asshole is back at it

They most likely want everybody to hear them go woo. Couldn’t tell you why. They can’t evict me for thinking and/or posting that. Not until the f...

Was somebody yelling faggot outside?

That’s what I woke up to. Might of been hearing things. People that use that word don’t know what love is. Just your typical Trump supporter. The...

Prime delivery but not shipped by Amazon

Shouldn’t buy from Adorama, they don’t know how to ship lenses, don’t remember the details. Probably not anything to protect it, they proba...

The only reason to buy a new iPhone

If you are still using a 32 GB one, you might as well double your space for $210. I would of got the 256 GB one, but the fully unlocked was sold out. I don&#...

When is BuyVM upgrading me to AMD Ryzen?

They said in the next couple of weeks or something. It’s going to be a month tomorrow since they said that. I must be on a low priority server. I could...

How is Bitcoin anonymous?

If you buy Bitcoins from Coinbase, they can track it back to them, and then they can serve them, and get your info. You’d have to buy the Bitcoins anon...

iOS doesn't sync with Google Contacts?

It’s enabled, but Google Voice on my computer doesn’t show their name. And when getting a notification, no name. When opening the Google Voice ap...

Of course that's what happens

Tell somebody something isn’t going to take very long, then wait 30 minutes to call them back. Also, I’m not psychic, there’s no way I̵...

What does hot swap mean for UPSes?

The manual says to turn it off, and unplug it. When replacing the battery. Well, the page with the full instructions, doesn’t show anything in the PDF ...

Ass eaters

Are any ass eater domains available? Then, I just need to find some attractive women. To put nude photos of them on there. The only downside is, they might t...

Aliens in my dream

I might of took a ride in a UFO, don’t remember for sure. The women I kept dreaming about, I dreamed about again. I didn’t for some days, probabl...

Will 5G iPhones be cheap in two years?

Since, I might of bought an iPhone 8, I’ll need to wait two years, or almost two years, to buy a new phone. I don’t buy Android phones. If they g...

Brutal dump

The dump I took when I woke up wasn’t very big. Just took another one, required some serious pushing. Then my anus hurt after I was done. Just pushed s...

I guess I do have $400

That’s how much the iPhone XR is on Woot.com. Wouldn’t leave much if any money in the bank though. And I’d have to use my savings. And ther...

Novelty Toilet Paper

Do they have some with Trump’s picture instead of Hillary? I’ll wipe my ass with it and take a picture. Probably destroy the camera, with e coli....

Don't put bananas in the fridge

They taste even worse if you do. I know if I don’t put bread in the fridge, it goes bad very quickly, in 2-3 days. I took the bananas out of the fridge...

What a rip off

You can buy Jumanji: The Next Level on eBay, but no digital or Blu-ray included. So how do you watch it? Just watch the box. I suppose it might have the 4k B...

Jack Russell Terrier

How is that a good dog breed for me to get? That would be like getting a full breed Border Collie. They need lots of exercise. Also, you have to be the pack ...

iPhone WiFi sync no longer works

iPhone showed up on my Mac mini, after disabling IPv6 on the mini, but then it disappeared. Looks, like I’ll have to plug a cable in to back it up. Tha...

The iPhone 6S might not get iOS 14

That’s speculation. Only Apple currently knows if it will get it or not. Nobody will know for sure till Apple announces iOS 14. Didn’t think abou...

Decide to do something?

That doesn’t really work for video games. I was thinking about playing the PS4, didn’t. Played the Switch for not very long. The goose game is a ...

Might be constipated again

That dump required some pushing. Only ate one Z bar yesterday. But, the dump I took last night after dinner, wasn’t as easy as the dump earlier that da...

1U is apparently Mini-ITX

Probably can’t fit a GPU in one of those. Well, I have one that might fit. It’s a shitty NVIDIA GPU, that can fit in a x1 slot I think. Just migh...

Monkey fuckers

That’s where aids came from. We share 98% of DNA with monkeys, I think Chimpanzees. Then they had sex with a human after getting infected, and from the...

Brutal

Keep waking up with horrible heartburn. I thought I was dying, so I tried falling a sleep, so I could go peaceful. Nope, no sleeping, the heartburn is too pa...

Intel i3 is low end enough

QuickPacket has one for $30 a month. Do they offer DirectAdmin? Probably for a fortune. Don’t see any AMD servers, that would smoke the i3. What I need...

How do you do a EVP with a dog?

If Tonka still exists, an EVP might pick her up barking, assuming she didn’t go to wherever dead souls go. But she doesn’t really understand Engl...

Comedians aren't making everything up?

It’s based on something that happened? How is that guy an awesome dad? He looks at porn in a closet. He calls one of his kids stupid. He might be racist.

Why would anyone want Facebook that bad?

To pay $35 to change your phone number? You could not keep deleting and recreating a Facebook account. It’ll be a bummer if my mom pays to change her n...

Is porn allowed on Archive.org?

I want to put a photo of my ass on it. So in the future when I’m dead, people can still see my ass. Might bust the camera taking such a picture though....

Versatile Hosting

That’s a good name for a hosting company. Damn, .com not available. But, .monster is. That would renew at slightly under $10. And you might get sued by...

I made Bodhi bark at me

I was making a meow sound, I was actually trying to get one of the cats to come over. Bodhi thought I was playing with him, so he was by the chair, he wanted...

Valve isn't serious about Linux

Their new VR Half Life game, is Windows only. Might work in Proton, but not natively in Linux. They still haven’t bothered to fix the audio bug with Re...

She sure likes denying it

That she said there’s a special place in Hell for people like me. I heard her say it, not my fault nobody else heard or remembered. I should record eve...

Skinwalker Ranch

That’s under my recent Philo search. I thought I already saved it. Apparently not, or maybe it didn’t show up last time I searched for it. The fi...

Does Porkbun plan on staying in business?

Probably. Maybe I should ask, will they? I have one domain left to transfer to them. Google is not where you want to have anything, they could disagree with ...

Am I supposed to give him my new number?

Surprised he doesn’t have my Google Voice number. I changed my number, so I wouldn’t be tempted to text him anything. He never responds. He sent ...

Lots of Manjaro updates today

Not just shitty Apple updates. Phone is updating. iPad is off, and I’m to lazy to turn it on. It’s not by my computer. I should probably update m...

Nice job Nextcloud

The 18.0.3 update, is a security update. They originally said that would have public photo viewing on shared folders with pictures. Nope, not till 18.0.4, th...

Cgroups is finally working again

Don’t think it ever was in Debian. You need to make a service file for cgrulesengd. I won’t provide instructions, since nobody uses it in Debian,...

Hulu Live TV is a rip off

It costs more then my internet, $55 a month. No thanks. I’ll keep my shitty Philo. Don’t think any service is like Philo, most of the others have...

I might have hearing damage

They say not to use q tips to clean your ears. So, I use my fingers. Which is probably worse. Oh well, once I can’t hear, it’ll be easy as pie to...

Why didn't she like Avengers: Endgame?

The ending was way longer then it needed to be. I’m not talking about the battle, the part after that. They just dragged it on. I got the demo version ...

Was I constipated?

Think I took a dump four times today. Wasn’t all runny, maybe some of it. Might of been loose. Apparently I needed fiber in my diet. Didn’t know ...

MrMC broke itself

There’s no TV section anymore. Guess it no longer likes Mythtv. Rebooting the Apple TV fixed nothing. Setting up MySQL in MrMC didn’t fix it eith...

Nextcloud 18.0.3 available

Now, I can finally share the photos I took. After it updates. That was last Monday, on the 16th. It’s supposed to have a Photos update, so shared folde...

Jumanji: The Next Level

Maybe I’ll buy the 4k Blu-ray soon, might not till next month. Got to make sure I live long enough to get it. I won’t buy it on eBay from scumbag...

How much am I supposed to eat?

My stomach got bigger, so apparently I require a lot more food now. Seconds of dinner didn’t do the trick, should of had thirds, then fourths. I don...

Breathing nose strips don't work

Might not fit my nose, and I might not of put it in the right spot. The first time I woke up, I checked to see if it was still on there, I could feel my eyeb...

No wonder my left butt cheek hurts

There’s a bump on it. There’s also a bump on the side of my neck. Possibly both from the same insect. Or is the one on my butt an ingrown hair? D...

How is that not normal?

If you can’t buy toilet paper, how is wearing a diaper not normal? You don’t have to wipe your ass, or use the crapper. Sounds like a good soluti...

Wait a second

You don’t need your lens out of focus to get a blurry video, just use a video editor, and make the entire video blurry. That’s cheaper then $150....

If God doesn't exist

Why would Aliens teach us to love? There’s no need for love, if you cease to exist after dying. There’s no need for anything, in that case. I sho...

What is that Japanese dancing called?

Might of started with a B. I can’t remember. It was on the show after Ancient Aliens, they were talking about cults. It looks like fun dancing. Where d...

My Mac mini is worth $0

On Apple’s site, for trade in value. They said they’d recycle it for free. What a fucking rip off. I entered the serial number, then I told them ...

Figured out how to blur in Lightworks

Well sort of, it’s probably a pain if the position of the blur subject moves. But, it shouldn’t be to hard for a stripping video. Need it for my ...

You can commit crimes in prison

If you murder somebody in prison, expect to get a trial. Also, that episode of I Am A Killer, made me cry. He apparently had zero love his entire life. His p...

Genaray Powerbank 64 Pocket LED Light

Does it work? Well, it turns on. And that’s when charging. So, I guess you can use it while it’s charging. Not sure why it says not to look direc...

That dump wasn't runny?

Sure felt like it. But didn’t exactly look like it. Maybe loose. But not completely runny.

If I die from the virus

I was almost right, that I wouldn’t live to be 30. Instead, it’ll be I didn’t live to be 31. Maybe a week or two of being 30. Close enough....

Where's the new budget iPhone?

It might not exist. Got to love rumors. I don’t really want a new flagship iPhone, they have no Touch ID. You have to use the shitty face detect crap. ...

Mac mini still hasn't crashed

Apparently it needed a HDMI dummy adapter. Stupid to say the least. Just run “uptime” in a terminal. Also, if it crashes, there should be a dialo...

If she has a car

She’s out of my league. Everybody is out of my league though. Car or no car. I should put a piece of paper on my door that says “Nobody here dese...

Gained two pounds

More then two pounds if I used the weight before my shower. I’ll be up to 300 pounds in no time. Why does my dick feel funny 24/7? I probably shouldn&#...

Philo's useless response

Thank you for contacting Philo and for the screenshots! We have taken a look and see that the episode is currently only available for VOD at this time and h...

Toilet night lights are nice

That little light is bright, you can see what you are doing when shitting with one of those. When the power goes out. That was one of my birthday gifts. The...

DaVinci Resolve

Does the free version let you blur stuff? Probably to hard to use. If you are mentally challenged like myself. Nice, “yay -Sa davinci-resolve”, a...

What do you do if you like a woman?

If she’s on a TV show, all you can do is dream about her. She’s out of your league. That’s what I did, I was dreaming about her. I was tryi...

You know why Philo is cheap?

The DVR doesn’t work as you’d expect, it combines three shows into one. It also combines two episodes of I assume the same show into one. I email...

I might get $1,200 soon

I get way less then $75,000 a year, think it’s slightly under 10 grand a year. My older sister will get $500 per kid. Or do you have to have a job? Wha...

She doesn't know why Bodhi jumps on me

She claims I’m the only one he does that to. There’s two possibilities, the way I’m talking to him, might invite him on my lap. Or the same...

Smart

The apartment building is checking for bed bugs next week. If you quarantined yourself, they will come in anyways. I might slowly be getting sick, the sympto...

Damn, I lived to be 30 years old

Except, when I went to bed, I felt like I was going to die. But it was most likely after 12 AM, so even if I died, I made it to 30 years old. Oh wait, what t...

Still no email from Philo

I emailed them last night, they haven’t replied yet. Their DVR/saved shows is broken. Well, if they don’t respond, I’ll just cancel it next...

Isn't it better to be single?

Then you can have sex with somebody else everyday, without anybody getting mad at you. I personally use my hand, it works wonders. Hmm, you can use your hand...

Five confirmed virus cases here

Damn, I wanted to be the first one with it. Maybe I still am, the first unconfirmed one. Did anybody see UFOs before people started getting sick? If so, Alie...

Philo subtitles suck

Super slow, so you will be lost, if you are trying to read it while they speak. Then if the show has it’s own subtitles for some parts, the Philo subti...

You can make contact with Aliens yourself

It’s called mediation. That allows you to connect to everything. Apparently, most people lack the ability or desire to do so. You might contact somebod...

Switch is updated

Updated Kosmos, and the firmware. Updated to 9.1.0 for the firmware. The CFW is the currently newest one. The PowerA controller I have, drains batteries when...

Does that guy ever shut up?

Thought the fan drowned him out, apparently not. He likes shouting crap in my bathroom. If enough people complain, he might get a 10 day notice. He won’...

SD Setup is slow

Getting a whooping 9.7 KB/s. Went up a little, only four hours to go. I need to upgrade my Switch. Won’t do it till after I wake up, assuming I go to b...

Is drinking soy sauce considered eating?

You aren’t supposed to eat before bed, you are supposed to wait three hours after eating to go to bed. When did I eat a granola bar? Might of already f...

Good thing humans can't read minds

The keyword is humans, Aliens might be able to. You’ll never know you I try to obsess over. I was trying to dream about her. Problem with my dream, is ...

Nice fellow

On I Am A Killer. He kidnapped a couple and their baby, shot the parents, one survived. The dad survived. He only fired one shot, that killed his wife, but i...

A thousand dollars for everybody?

That’s what she said they said, probably Trump. So, I believe my sister has four kids, that’s $4,000 for just the kids. Everybody means everybody...

Lies

At the end of Project Blue Book, I think it said the event happened in the US. Nowhere near how it was in the show, which took place in Canada, and Canada is...

Will HDMI cables sell out?

If so, I should buy the three pack before next month. She said Amazon might only restock household stuff or something, so all the other stuff, once it’...

Damn it

Did Amazon get rid of the Lume Cube 1.0 single pack? You can power/charge it by a USB battery, so the 30 minute at full brightness battery life doesn’t...

BuyVM's network might be shit now

Keeps timing out, or unable to connect. Even their site. Guess, I need a new provider. It’s possible their firewall is blocking me. It’s definite...

One picture I took has Bodhi's head in it

Kind of funny. I also got Sofie in one picture. Didn’t know Sofie walked by me, until after I took the picture. Didn’t notice Bodhi got in one un...

Logitech Crayon

No pressure sensitivity and $70? No thanks, pay the $100 for the Apple Pencil. Now, if it was $50 on Amazon, like it was in the past, it might be worth it. D...

That's not a legit host

Somehow their WHMCS is valid again. But the real problem is, they created two new accounts, for ban evasion. That was on LET. No new posts about Bandit Host....

Brutal dump

Thought it was diarrhea, but that wouldn’t hurt, or shouldn’t. Looked soft, but couldn’t be that soft, if it hurt. When wiping, looked like...

Nice downtime

Did BuyVM reboot their network or something?

Meike LED Macro Ring Flash Light FC-100

Can you use it as a light not a flash? That is always on. For video of course. It’s way cheaper then a Lume Cube. Can another Godox TT350O work in slav...

Chumlee went rock climbing

Rick didn’t think he’d do it, and didn’t want him to. He was in father mode, that is caring. He said he didn’t think he’d do it...

Trump supporters use Craigslist

They don’t even know what a missed connection is. They blame the Chinese for the fancy new virus. Said something about purging them. So they are a raci...

Lume Cube 2.0

That’s how you take indoor video with a low ISO. How many do you need for taking photos at f8 and the lowest ISO my camera will do? That’s either...

People on the internet are dicks

Ask for help, then post they got it to work, but not what they did. They should get their entire post deleted, and banned.

What's so great about Guild Wars 2?

If I remember correctly, you have to use real money to get more slots in your bank. Not any better then WoW. I suck at all games like that anyways. You don&...

What is mediation?

A way to communicate with Aliens. According to Ancient Aliens. Spiritual experiences is misidentified. Because according to Ancient Aliens, God doesn’t...

Damn, could of kept on sleeping

Didn’t need to get up today or take a shower. She went to her house without me. No point in waiting for her to get here from there. I really didn’...

Nice dream

For some reason, I had a helmet on, and I couldn’t get it off, so it was choking me. I said bye to the ladies in my dream, and while waking up, it felt...

Why would you want to live forever?

The only thing I can think of, that you might not be able to do in the afterlife, is sex. Living forever would be a long time without sex, might as well die,...

That is kind of messed up

In Paradise PD, when the lady cop goes on vacation, she goes snorkeling in Dusty’s pants. Her name might be Gina, I don’t remember. Hey baby, do ...

You can do the shitty Census online

Shitty because it asks your race & origin, and before that if you are Hispanic. Also, asks your gender. I have no idea why they need to know any of that....

Donald Trump might get the hoax virus

He hasn’t bothered getting tested, he’s had contact with people that tested positive for it. Will he call it a hoax if he gets it? He did declare...

RyzenADJ

I might be able to disable the super duper power saving crap when on battery with that. But, I’m lazy, and paranoid. I don’t want to fry somethin...

I know why my anus hurts

Probably getting an anal probe by Aliens while sleeping. So, if I don’t go to bed anymore, my anus will stop hurting? Sounds like a good plan. Do I get...

What happened to Philo's DVR?

The new episodes of Expedition Unknown are VOD, not DVR. Did they change something? Think the latest episode was on Wednesday. So it goes VOD after two days?...

Was that dump runny?

Felt like it was going to be. But was mostly rocks. Basically shooting rocks out of my ass. I probably wouldn’t recommend my diet. Unless you like shoo...

Amazon's site sucks

Try clicking the New from link, and then the shitty compare link shows up, and I click that instead. Good idea, block that compare link from showing up, I ha...

A hoax is a national emergency

That’s interesting. How can a hoax be an emergency? Nope, I don’t watch the news, or read the news. I only know, because that’s what she sa...

Stupid sex drive

No sex drive, then a really high sex drive. Getting my balls removed might do the trick. If I still have a sex drive, I’m screwed.

What to do during a pandemic?

Gain weight, that’s what I’m apparently doing. Gained 0.9 pounds, in a week. I should get up to 300 pounds pretty soon. I’m single, so nobo...

Will Proton ever work in macOS?

Maybe I can stream games from the Mac mini using Steam to the TV, with working audio. Not until Proton is available for macOS. Which may be never. Can’...

Why is Firefox faster in macOS then Linux?

Oh wait, the desktop is running on powersave or something, so 2.20 GHz. Who knows what the Mac mini is running at right now. If I force enable GPU accelerati...

Now that's bullshit

On Expedition Unknown. The first episode about our ancestors. Problem is, they think by understanding it, will allow us to survive in the future. No, it̵...

Her choice to ignore my text

Just like it’s my choice to not respond to anybody. The text clearly said, I wasn’t going anywhere today. Should of been more clear, not going an...

Porn

That used to get me off easily. Not anymore. Now it’s as shitty as using no porn. Except, no porn is probably worse, as sex thoughts are blocked, so I ...

Ha, they need Intel CPUs in a Mac

They might as well switch to Windows, if they are an Intel fan. AMD is x86 compatible too. I’d rather have an ARM based Mac, then an x86 Mac. Also, x86...

Big Foot is probably real

There’s a lot we don’t know of in the ocean. And in forests that people don’t live in, there’s bound to be creatures we haven’t...

Something bad must be happening soon

Why else are sex thoughts blocked? Getting ready to die and there won’t be porn? Speaking of bad things, the Mothman is appearing again. World War 3 mo...

Motile on Reddit

Somebody thinks $800 for an i7 laptop is a bargain. They posted an ad for an Intel laptop. I don’t buy Intel PCs of any kind. The only reason I have In...

What makes her think I want dinner?

Based on the angry text she sent me yesterday, I’ll pass on eating dinner with her. Or going to her house. Also, I don’t want a dog, no need to s...

Nice, I went to bed before 1 AM

The last post I did was at almost 12 AM, I did it on my phone, after I rubbed one out. With my pinky, in case there was something on my other fingers. Then I...

Not getting a pet

You can’t take them to a nursing home or group home. That’s where I’ll end up, if I don’t die first.

Found my mindfulness audio recording

It’s in my Windows documents folder, I have that folder copied onto my backup drive. Kind of depressing, he retired. Since, it’s not my voice, I ...

I should sleep 24/7

The only sex thoughts that aren’t blocked, are the ones while sleeping. It’s hard to think about the same sex thoughts over and over again, when ...

Why did I get a new camera?

I doubt I’ll ever use it. That requires going outside. Nothing to take a picture of in my apartment. Well, I might move outside in the near future, whe...

God Knows Where I Am

Think that’s the name of what I watched on Netflix, before taking a dump. That dump wasn’t runny. It might supposed to be depressing, but I was b...

Basemark GPU benchmark

No need for a new GPU, or CPU. The lowest for 4k is 32 FPS on high settings, according to that benchmark. So, if you turn the settings down, you should ge...

You know what's funny?

A small amount of mediation, rather you know what you are doing or not, will get rid of a lingering anger feeling. You know what else is funny? The fancy vir...

Do I really need 32 GB in my Mac mini?

The RAM I bought for my laptop, might work in the Mac mini. The laptop only has one slot, so only one stick is being used. Buy one 16 GB stick, put that in l...

Lots of bots

Probably scraping this site. Maybe even the NSA. So, if I post a bunch of random letters and numbers, they’ll be wasting a shitload of space? Sounds li...

All humans are story tellers?

Not me. I got no stories. And I’m not human. Values? Nope, don’t got that either. How I treat strangers? I don’t. How I treat my family? Li...

Clogged arteries?

That’s what I thought was happening to me while sleeping. Think you might have a stroke if that happens. Or a heart attack. I’ll let you know if ...

Evolution

People sure don’t want Aliens to be involved with our existence. They are seeking a “rational” explanation. Rational? Do they even know the...

Paid my shitty Comcast bill

I’m not calling them to see if I can get the low income internet. They will probably just say I have to cancel my prepaid internet for 90 days. If they...

No low income internet for me

Says I have an account, try logging in with my old account, then it says “Looks like something went wrong on our end.”, try logging in with my pr...

Why are those assholes emailing me?

Red Pocket. I emailed them when I signed up and paid them, but it didn’t work. They didn’t bother replying to my email. So they took my money and...

Touchpads on laptops slow you down

A real mouse won’t work good on my lap. On another note, I want corn dogs now, I saw some on Duncanville. Why would you want Intel server performance? ...

They believe that?

That sacrificing a pig will help them? The damn show had the pig squealing. Don’t watch the last episode of The Story Of God, in Season 3, if you have ...

I might need some anal lube

Shitting hurts my anus. Anal lube might do the trick. And then if somebody sees the anal lube, they’ll think I’m taking it up the ass. Just put i...

There will be a third world war soon

Will Trump be in power when it happens? Probably. That means nukes will be used. That’s according to people that were taken on a craft by other worldly...

Linux booted on laptop this time

Must randomly not boot. Got to turn it off over night, since I don’t leave it plugged in. If divine is to forgive, that would explain why I’ll ne...

Apple should buy Valve

Valve doesn’t fix Steam bugs in Linux, and Apple doesn’t fix macOS bugs. They’d go great together. They’d probably get rid of the Lin...

Haha

Websites prove their identity via certificates, which are issued by certificate authorities. Most browsers no longer trust certificates issued by GeoTrust, ...

How are people finding dates online?

Some show said people were doing that now a days. I assume they mean men seeking other men. As, the “women” on dating sites, are all bots. You ha...

Another Steam beta update

And still no audio fix for remote streaming. Or at least it doesn’t say anything about it. Not everybody likes playing on the TV with no sound. I doubt...

Who is this anger directed at?

For some reason, I’m angry all the time now. Angry at God? Well, see you in Hell if that’s the case. If you ask me why, I don’t have an ans...

Funny how that works

You might find somebody attractive, but once you get to know them, that attraction might go away. The opposite can happen too.

The Motile M141 can't do 16 GB of RAM?

Look at this. I put a 8 GB stick in, and have 5.7Gi available, in Linux. If you add two, that’s 7.7Gi, whatever Gi stands for. Is it GB? Might be the t...

Damn, I must be an awful person

Other people have religious experiences. Crying about my dead dog, doesn’t result in anything, other then hours of crying. No wonder I said when Tonka ...

No dog is fine

You have to know how to train a dog, if you get a dog. I don’t know how to train a dog. And I’m unable to learn anything. I didn’t have to ...

Learn to use your camera and lenses?

No thanks, buying lenses is easier. The E-M5 Mark II isn’t much different then the E-M10 Mark II, it only cost me $200, so I couldn’t resist. My ...

Nice kernel update

The newest linux-amd-raven kernel boots to a black screen. In the stock kernel now. It’s possible it’s not the kernel. Maybe the bios I updated t...

Lazy might result in a cat

If I get a dog, I’ll have to get up at the same time everyday. Cat probably won’t care. Unless, they want me to get up for some reason. The cat m...

Good thing I don't need a new phone

It’ll be expensive to get a pet. Most likely a dog, they will encourage me to exercise, because they will want to go on a walk everyday. I gave everyth...

That's why my Pi backups are failing

Not enough space on the drive it’s backing up to. It doesn’t delete old backups until after it backs up. I was looking at it, and under 100 MB fr...

That fellow sounds like a total dumbass

They don’t spell the entire word out, and they lack capital letters. On the GBAtemp forum. There’s lots of people that lack the ability to use a ...

How did that happen?

I thought I was never going to get a pet again? I didn’t intentionally do anything to want a pet again. Maybe some force I’m not aware of did. Or...

Apple really fucked macOS up

I disabled some extensions in Safari, and now I can’t enable them. Clicking the box does nothing. So I uninstalled the app, then installed it, and I st...

Go fast?

That’s probably better then slow, slow would be a brutal stabbing, and you’d suffer until you finally die. Fast would be like getting hit by a tr...

You can get the PS4 Pro for $300

On Woot.com. I only knew about the iPhone 6S that was on there, because MacRumors posted about it. I stopped looking at Woot everyday. Probably cause I lack ...

Did somebody say slut?

Dear Baby Mama, you are a monster. You neglect our kids, mistreat them, and put your rotten, lazy self first. You’re no mother, you’re just a w...

Was Bodhi and Lilly playing?

Or just acting weird? He might of been trying to do the dog thing to her. Apparently the size of her means nothing to him. Well, she was under him. And he ke...

Doing a clean install of macOS

Might not fix anything. Also, the external drive isn’t formatted as APFS, so I doubt the external drive was causing it to crash. Maybe the soldered dow...

"My connection is 1000 up 60 down"

Interesting, they get more upload then download. Their review contradicts that though. By saying they get 10 Mbps upload, and 700 Mbps down. Don’t know...

What is a ten day notice anyways?

Somebody outside was talking about getting a ten day notice. If that means she’s getting evicted, that’s a bummer. She’s under my apartment...

Will I ever get a "near" death experience?

And if so, and God or whoever, says I have purpose, what does that mean? I can’t think of me supposed to be doing anything. My purpose might be to die....

Don't need to buy a new phone now

Sister bought a cheap iPhone 6S from Woot.com. I was thinking of selling my phone to her, if she wanted it. I’m sure I could find a different buyer. Bu...

Windows and Android lovers

They have nothing better to do then troll people that use Apple stuff. They are like Trump supporters, instead of blaming democrats, they blame Apple. Apple ...

To bad there's nothing to do on my phone

Then I could completely ignore her while she tries talking to me. Apparently she can’t hear when starring at her phone. She gets mad at me if I donR...

What's a good AMD GPU for photo editing?

DuckDuckGo finds old ancient useless stuff. It has to be AMD, I don’t want to mess with installing the NVIDIA driver in Linux. And I don’t know i...

Exorcism

Religious people make zero sense. Being possessed by demons, is no more far fetched then believing in God. So if a person believes God, and not the possibili...

Probably need to reinstall macOS

The load on my UPS went up. So I checked the Mac mini, and sure enough it crashed, nothing on the monitor when switching the input to it. Forced it off, afte...

Nice

Guess going to the psycho doctor isn’t important. She ignores my texts, and therefore I missed my appointment. Rescheduling for 10:15 AM, is useless. I...

They have a lab at Julia's Jungle

Says they are young though. So he might knock stuff down. He’d drive Sofie crazy. If I ever go to her house again. Haha, high energy. He needs room to ...

Shouldn't Android phones be free?

Google sells all your data, so I’d reckon you shouldn’t have to pay for the phone. The same goes for Google’s cell service, that should be ...

Worst job possible for me

A TV host on a documentary. That’s what I apparently was doing in my dream. I was in India. Well, it was supposed to be India, not sure it really was. ...

Haha, no sleep apnea

That’s a bummer. Sleeping might not kill me. It doesn’t answer any other questions, like depression. If you have bad sleep apnea, it can make you...

I need a new AP

One that doesn’t require going on the wall or ceiling. I get faster internet on the futon then on my desk, with my laptop. It’s on the wall, but ...

Sister can't afford a camera right now

Maybe in a couple months. I don’t really care if I sell the camera. I’ll gladly keep it. I should buy another camera bag, to put it in. The backp...

To much flash, or not enough

Might not of been the same distant. Also, if you aren’t still enough, high res mode won’t work very well. My file manager kept crashing, so I had...

My $400 camera came

It’s the Olympus E-M5 Mark II. Does it work? No idea, the battery is charging. I have an extra battery to charge too, but once one is charged, I can tu...

I think I'll just leave the laptop on

You have to click the button two times to turn it on. Holding it could work too. Most likely by design, possibly to prevent accidental clicking. I might get ...

Anger is good for your heart

You might die of a heart attack. That’s a good thing, if you are me. I wonder who will get all my stuff. That annoying person is outside now, so I can ...

Amazon takes my EBT card now

Got an email saying I can make purchases with it on Amazon now. Don’t think they have fresh vegetables. Not like I need any anyways. Probably no frozen...

Why are receptionists overly friendly?

No wonder some men think random receptionists like them. Well, she didn’t say bye, but I’m an ass, so that’s expected. And my laptop might ...

Some annoying guy moved into this building

You can hear him in the bathroom. Going woo and crap. You don’t even need to be in the bathroom to hear them, in the kitchen by the sink, you can hear ...

Duncanville

Another funny cartoon. I haven’t seen all of them, didn’t know it existed. Just kept seeing the beginning of it in one of my recordings, after wh...

Overpopulation

The virus that started in China, is because of overpopulation. People don’t care, and will keep bring more babies into the world. Because a bunch of pe...

Odd indent spot on face

Was that from sleeping? Or was I abducted by Aliens and tagged? It’s gone now. The same thing happens with people that are abducted, it goes away, or a...

That dump might of been runny

Or a little of both. That’s better then constipation. Maybe I’ll do that while they are cleaning my teeth, when I go to the dentist. In my pants.

Might wait until May to get a new phone

Assuming they do announce a new budget iPhone at the end of the month. Got to buy the Laowa 17mm lens next month. I probably won’t sell my old camera, ...

What does she expect?

If she sounds all pissed off when you call her? Of course, they are going to return the favor.