If I bought that laptop

And I don’t want it, I can sell it to my mom’s ex. He can’t buy it for $200 anymore, the price went up to $279. So, sell it for $230. A sma...

That Dell laptop was shit

Lookup i3-6006U on Geekbench, and you’ll see it scores horribly. I didn’t think it was that slow, at least with Linux, I didn’t use Windows...

I slept in the middle of my bed

And I don’t think I felt a dog sleeping by either side of me. I was hoping, that I’d feel a dog sleeping on both sides.

Why was she looking at me?

The woman I was a semi ass to. Probably because I was hallucinating. How long till I don’t see anything other people see? Just a bunch of naked women, ...

Motile M141

That’s the cheapest AMD Ryzen laptop you can get, it’s $199 from Walmart. I think it’s Walmart’s own brand. Don’t think anybody...

Damn

If I was a cis woman, I could get paid to make fake moaning sounds. While getting plowed by a trans woman. Or a cis woman with a strap on. I could make a nic...

Coronavirus

Respiratory infections? That might be something to do with breathing. Well, I’ll be dead if I get it. The news might of said 4 confirmed cases in this ...

I kissed a tranny

And I liked the taste of her cherry mustache. Speaking of, I might of kissed a trans woman in my dream. While having sex of course. She had no body hair. Not...

Almost 400 GB used

I need to do that in like three days or less, then I should use over 1 TB. Comcast might terminate me, or throttle me. Funny that they haven’t done any...

Screen size doesn't make something better

Good luck explaining that to some people. She’s confused why I switched to a smaller monitor. The smaller monitor looks way better then the shitty Dell...

I might get some shitty money tomorrow

The credit union isn’t open on Saturdays. And that’s the 1st. All money is shitty, doesn’t matter how you get it. Then I get to pay rent fo...

She wasn't in the mood to teach

She might of been married. But she sent me a hot picture of her tits & face. The picture wouldn’t of been as hot without her face. That was a long ...

Isn't fat what tits are?

Including the ones on women? I said something like that to somebody once, he didn’t respond.

You can hallucinate feeling

Thought Tonka was sleeping by me again. But, then I thought a person was right by me. That freaked me out, I don’t want a spirit of a person sleeping b...

I need to practice mediation 24/7

Eventually, I’ll be able to leave my body. How do I not fall a sleep when doing it though? You’ll have at least 8 hours you don’t do it. I ...

Dogs don't like hugs?

They do if I give them a hug. You don’t need both arms to hug Bodhi. Nephew might of been using both arms, and possibly not gentle enough. Yesterday, h...

Why the fuck do you need auto focus?

I can tap my camera’s screen, and that’s where it focuses. What do you need auto focus for? What’s so hard about tapping the screen? I̵...

If everybody is somewhere in the middle

Why don’t more people date the same gender? Probably because Trump supporters might kill you. They do want to punch you if you don’t support thei...

That's not a night shift

Going to bed by 2 AM, isn’t a night shift. Well, maybe 3 AM some days. A night shift, you’d be working till 6 AM or later. And if night shifts ar...

Is it illegal to host a chat room for TX?

Apparently Discord keeps banning/deleting their channel or whatever Discord calls it. I don’t use Discord, and never will. If there’s no files, I...

I figured out how to get rich

Get a Panasonic camera that can be charged by USB, basically be powering it by USB, then get one of those camera USB adapters, you plug the HDMI in it. IR...

Good job Philo

The DVR of Project Blue Book doesn’t have the complete end, the part with the facts, so the very end. Like the title screen after a movie. Now, I don&#...

Making a career out of being a senator

They aren’t working for the people anymore, just their wallet. Trump is likely to help their wallet, so they won’t remove him no matter what. Tha...

I have no AMD driver issues in Linux

Bad reviews must be Windows fans. I never had issues with Windows either. I should buy the AMD RX 5600 XT, so I can post a good review, that the driver works...

That might make you puke too

Looks like only eating one bowl of cereal after taking my medicine isn’t enough food. Just felt like I was going to puke, so I ate a bagel. That medici...

‪(877) 365-9616‬

That’s the third number that is the same spammer, according to my call app, I looked it up. It claims they are a spammer, and I can get money if I repo...

Good luck updating DirectAdmin

This is an automated message notifying you that an error has occurred while trying to update the software. The generated error message is as follows: md5sum...

That might be a bad thing to eat before bed

A bagel egg sandwich. All, I want to do is eat another one. Butter and bagels is a good combination, for obesity and diabetes. I only put butter on the botto...

FITINDEX Bluetooth Body Fat Scale

Are the verified reviews legit? They might of gave them a gift card to buy it, so they got it for free. There’s another one for slightly more, but who ...

Don't look at lips on the TV

You’ll go mad trying to figure out if the audio is in sync. Sometimes it looks like it is, but most of the time I can’t tell. Does it have V-Sync...

I'm surprised the US still has Allies

The Trump Administration is responsible for the death of children seeking Asylum in the US. Apparently no immigrants died when Obama was president. They sho...

Lost 2.2 pounds

By doing nothing. And in two days. So, if I don’t eat dinner elsewhere, I’ll lose 2.2 pounds a day? Do they make a scale that uses C batteries? W...

Sigma 60mm micro 4/3

If I took pictures, I’d buy it. Well, not this month. Maybe next month, or the month after. It’s $181.54 on Amazon, from Amazon Global Store UK. ...

Stupid UPS

The fan was making a loud ass noise. Might of had dust stuck in it. Unscrewed some of the screws on one side, think you have to do the other side, to fully r...

Do most people want to live or something?

Not breathing probably isn’t a pleasant way to die. Apparently the flu can cause breathing issues, that can lead to death. The current flu shot doesn&#...

Will the wooing ever stop?

That’s all I hear in my bathroom. And now I can hear it in the kitchen too. I should complain, but I’m lazy. Better solution, is to get evicted, ...

Might be constipated again

Barely anything came out when I woke up, when I got home from going to the store, a log came out. Usually there’s more shit in me then that. That’...

Exhausted

When I first woke up, I was so tired, that I thought if I got out of bed, I’d fall down. I also ate a shitload of food before bed. That’s the eas...

Pi-hole might be a liar

I didn’t go to www.cheetah3d.com on my phone today. Guess the phone is going to a bunch of sites on it’s own. The first times I went to it, was a...

Willows Weep

That’s the house I was looking for, and the guy’s name is Dave Spinks. He bought the so called evil house from whoever bought it, and was going t...

Had to reboot my phone early this morning

The volume buttons weren’t working. No idea why iOS craps out after being on for so long. Linux can stay on for years, and not crap out. Windows wouldn...

History Channel Vault is useless

You basically get old shows, none of the new shows. At least not any that I searched for. Guess that’s why it’s only $5 a month. Once you watch e...

Wake me up, and I'll sleep even longer

Apparently I oversleep if I get woke up by somebody else. I just remember hearing yelling, the dude said something about loving another dude. But, I didnR...

Can Voodoo healing cure insanity?

Maybe, if you believe it can. That might be all it is, a bunch of people that believes it works. Or it somehow works. Can I get a bigger cock with Voodoo hea...

Exploding egg

I forgot to put water in the glass thing I use to cook eggs in the microwave. I stopped it after 9 seconds, that’s how long it took me to realize I did...

Your soul has no gender

So, what’s the point in sexuality? Since nobody has a gender, I guess everybody is gay. Your human body vessel, might have a gender. But YOU don’...

Being conscious while sleeping is weird

You are more likely to remember your dream if you are. But it’s kind of odd, as then your dream ends up getting messed up. You think you are awake, but...

Is The Universim dead?

They claimed a while ago, a big update was coming, that would make it a beta. Last time I tried playing the game, it wasn’t playable. It was for a whil...

That's why being vegetarian is better

If you are a wild animal, you don’t have to kill other animals to eat. Only downside is, if there’s nothing to eat, you will die. I guess that...

She sure has an anger problem

And she is the one who said to call her. Yet, she’s all pissed off when talking to her. Calling her might of been a mistake.

Inner voice

Looks like the lady on the show I watched last night was right, everybody has an inner voice. Mine was talking to me before I fell a sleep. Telling me to for...

That wet dream was mostly piss

How do I know? I was conscious when it happened. Apparently if I over sleep, I’m conscious while doing so. The first time I got up was 7 AM, I should o...

Perfect poached eggs

In the microwave. How did I do that? About 1/4 cup of water, 50 seconds, then another 10 seconds. Don’t do it for a full minute at once, it’ll ex...

AMD RX 5600 XT

Did they fix the bios or the Linux driver so it can be clocked higher? There’s a review on Phoronix, that says he upgraded to the recommended bios on t...

Why did I buy a Mac mini?

I don’t need to use any apps that aren’t available for Linux. Well, maybe the software for my remote, but $700 to use the Logitech software is a ...

Ted Bundy

That guy was legally murdered a year before I was born. Or maybe less then or more then a year, depends what month. If you reincarnate, how far in the future...

Messages being sent non stop to me?

Some people believe you get messages from outside, like another dimension. Problem with sending me messages, is they won’t arrive. I’m not aware ...

Good idea

Turn WiFi off on my phone while sleeping. If the iPad gets disconnected, then it’s further proof that somebody is disconnecting my stuff. Got two email...

Why do I feel bad?

For not going to her house? She did say there’s a special place in Hell for people like me, possibly a year or longer ago. Pretty sure Tonka was alive ...

Now I have a bellyache

Ate a bunch of waffles for dinner. Didn’t count it, so don’t know how many. Did a little choking too, I had to eat each waffle before the next on...

PineTime Smart Watch

Probably as slow or slower then the Amazfit Bip. Probably no iOS app either. And it’s not available for end users yet. It only costs $25 though, the pr...

Must not be important

If they leave no message. She told me there’s a special place in Hell for people like me. No need to answer the phone if she calls. I don’t let a...

Steam freezes my mouse

When closing it. Might of made it laggy while it was downloading an update, except it wasn’t downloading, don’t know what it was doing. Apparentl...

Wrong location

I don’t know who you are anymore. I used to feel bad for you, but you were right about yourself. You are 100% a piece of shit. You have no spine to b...

Can you stay in the tunnel?

Or does your soul go through the tunnel to the light on it’s own? It would be more fun, to stay in the tunnel. Except, then I wouldn’t see Tonka....

Project Blue Book is back on

Just watched the first episode of Season 2. Was there really a shooter at a military checkpoint? And was there really a military checkpoint? Not everything i...

She gets mad if you don't respond to her

She was starring at her phone, and ignored everything I was saying. She stares at her phone while driving too. Apparently whatever is on her phone can’...

Got a new EBT card

If I recall, I think they said some time last year, I’d be getting a new card. Well, I finally got it. Funny where it came from. Think it’s the p...

I'd buy a dedicated Intel GPU

If it works on AMD computers. But, if they lock it to Intel only, then I won’t. There’s a good chance they will support virtualization, meaning y...

Four blue beings

Some lady that claims she can heal people, went to see a dying man, or boy, whatever they were. She grabbed his hand, left her body, and saw the guy that was...

Good luck with that

I can’t talk in a different voice when telling dogs to do something, like get off me. It’s not in my DNA to tell anybody to do anything. I only t...

They changed Ancient Aliens to Saturday

The time might be the same, 7 PM, don’t remember what it was before. I might get shows early, thanks to my timezone. Do I have anything that’s on...

Corey made Chumlee wear a Batman costume

Rick was laughing, but said it would freak the customers out, Corey asked why, and because it’s weird. So Rick overrode his son, and told Chumlee he...

Don't look at porn before bed

Do it at least 3 hours before bed. Masturbating doesn’t make me tired anymore, it does the opposite. Took until almost 3 AM to fall a sleep. What’...

A four core 16 thread CPU?

AMD’s next CPUs might do 4 threads per core. Might need a new motherboard though. But, a six core would get you 24 threads. Might have to downgrade to ...

And DuckDuckGo is anti tracking

Might as well use Google. I didn’t realize under shopping was an Amazon link, and sure enough, they have their tag in the URL, meaning Amazon is tracki...

GameStop has BioShock for $15

The price went up on Amazon. You have to go to the South Hill GameStop to get it for that price. Or order online, but the shipping is probably $5. Does Best ...

A debt collector from California

I need to change my T-Mobile number again. The number was fine when I was still using Ultra Mobile, ported it over, and spam texts, and calls for Brian. How ...

Cacti is dead

No more Tree Mode. That’s a bummer, now I can’t see my data usage. All I did, was update Manjaro, reboot, now it doesn’t work in any browse...

Goodbye

That’s what I said in my dream, then I woke up in my bed, not in Newport, Oregon. People were trying to stop me from leaving Newport, Oregon. I might o...

Bodhi almost jumped in my lap

He came running to me when I was sitting down, and of course jumped on me. He was so close to actually jumping all the way in my lap. He might be a disaster ...

Stay away from Intel CPU VPS providers

That’s in response to the anti AMD post that shows up on DuckDuckGo when searching for “AMD Epyc VPS hosting”. They got paid by Intel for p...

Amazfit GTS 34% after 14 days

I just put it on the charger. No need to wait any longer, I got the advertised 14 days. Probably would last 20 days. If you use the workout modes, it might d...

Are pictures of my ass legal?

That might make people puke. But, at least you might get traffic to your site, that you don’t need. It’s probably legal, broadcasting yourself nu...

Another Steam bug report

Look at that, another audio bug report. It’ll probably be closed as a duplicate of this. That’s the problem with not fixing bugs, you get duplica...

Wild Wild Country

What they did wasn’t that evil. And the guy pleaded guilty, to only one charge, immigration fraud. He agreed to plead guilty, if he could leave the cou...

She thought I wanted to go to her house

Nope, I don’t want to do anything. Also, what makes her think I was awake when she first called? We might have Fat Burger for dinner. Their burgers are...

Don't use ProFTPD

Your server will be faster with a different FTP server. Probably because bots aren’t hammering the FTP server anymore. Another solution is, block the F...

Lucid dreaming does not work

You will just oversleep if you are determined to lucid dream. I thought it was 2 pm because it was in my dream. At least I’m too lazy to sleep walk.

That dude likes tits and dicks

And he gets paid. Where do I signup to be a pornstar? If I knew a lady with tits and a cock, I could make my own. You can’t film the sex if she’s...

The only reason to buy a new phone

Is for 5G. It might give me radiation poison though. I doubt the new cheap iPhone will have 5G, assuming there really is going to be a new cheap iPhone. The ...

Fixed Panhandlersonline.com

Deleted the IPv6 address from the www record. If you go to it with www in front of it, you’ll get your IPv6 and IPv4 address, not just your IPv6 addres...

Sedating homeless people is evil?

Damn, if I was alive then I could of got more sedated. The next episode might be evil. The end of this one they started talking about killing people. Takin...

Homewrecker

Somebody called me that once. But, they never had sex with me. They had sex with a hung construction worker. I got a free picture though. That I don’t ...

People in Oregon might actually be racist

If you watch the Wild Wild Country, you’ll see. Somebody said they have a racist past. I sure won’t be moving or going to Oregon. Does California...

They only believe in one God

“No other God but mine exists”, that’s basically what somebody in the Wild Wild Country said. That’s the problem with God, there appe...

Evil?

What evil did the Wild Wild Country so called cult do? Maybe they are waiting till the last episode to tell me. So far, I’ve seen more evil from the si...

Might of ruined those potatoes

Don’t have garlic powder. So put onion powder on it, but a ton came out. Haha, she just called. To late, not waiting for somebody to call. I’ll j...

No Steam Link alternative for Linux

Want to stream games from Linux to your TV? The only option, if you want 1080p, is the Steam Link app. They refuse to fix an audio bug, so it’s current...

Amazfit GTS only down to 41%

After 13 days. Looks like it’ll last longer then the advertised 14 days. It only checks my heart rate every ten minutes, or I assume that’s what ...

Fixed my FTP server

Instead of making it insecure, switch the FTP server to pureftpd, apparently that’s the default in DirectAdmin, I was using proftpd. FileZilla connects...

Firefox is a fucking dick

Scam Warning: Take care when pasting things you don’t understand. This could allow attackers to steal your identity or take control of your computer. ...

Wild Wild Country

Another cult show. Why are all these cult shows an hour long for each episode? If they made it shorter, I could watch more then one episode in an hour. They ...

Can USPS be sued?

Get my medicine sent by USPS here, and then when they deliver it to somebody else, maybe the pharmacy will sue USPS. There will be an investigation, about wh...

Muffin mix is good

You don’t even need to cook it. Waffle mix doesn’t taste good. And, I should of bought a box, what I bought only makes six muffins apparently. Un...

Nasty

Don’t think I cooked my pizza long enough. Only ate one piece. Put it back in the oven. The sausage doesn’t taste right. Neither does the pepper...

Walmart is a dick

Why do they think I need three notifications for the same thing? Send it by the App, by email, and a text. I only need to know it’s ready once, not thr...

Portable crapper

Just think, if you had a portable crapper. You could drive till your vehicle runs out of gas. You can go shopping while you are taking a crap. You can crap w...

Nobody likes Spongebob?

No demo available anywhere for the Switch Spongebob game. Looks like I’ll have to buy the full version. Haha, don’t think the game is out yet. No...

Lots of precum

That’s probably what a woman wants you to do. Last more then ten minutes. Don’t ask me what got me off. Probably not the porn. My foot fell a sle...

Maybe Yay works better then Aura?

It is if it doesn’t think everything from the AUR is outdated, because it has the wrong version. yay -Sayu there is nothing to do Some flagged out of d...

One bad thing about buying a newer watch

If it hasn’t been available for a year, you’ll get lots of firmware updates. Unless you buy a shitty watch that doesn’t get updated. It dra...

I told you dogs love me

Even a little dog that doesn’t know me that well. She was jumping up on me. But she might of smelled my mom’s dogs on me. But I’d think s...

What good is Apple TV Plus?

I’m not paying for it, I was supposed to be eligible to get it free for one year. For buying a Mac mini. You have to email them to get the deal, probab...

Cyberpunk 2077 delayed

According to GBAtemp.net, the game has been delayed until September. That’s a bummer, I was looking forward to playing it in April. I could play The Wi...

Operation too slow

error: failed retrieving file ‘dkp-libs.db’ from downloads.devkitpro.org : Operation too slow. Less than 1 bytes/sec transferred the last 10 sec...

That’s a good way to get your cam viewed

I thought I was looking at a profile. Not a cam. Wondering if they were trans or not. She isn’t trans. No need to watch it, the trans woman did the tri...

The Family

That is who runs the US. Do they use v-sync on lips? They should let you turn it off. And typing on the iPad is a massive pain. Keyboard is too big.

Shitting is fun

Sometimes when shitting, I feel like I’m going to lose consciousness. More likely to happen at night, or early AM. If you lose consciousness, you don&#...

That's not suicide

You aren’t killing your soul, that would be suicide. Otherwise, you are just killing God’s/Alien’s/Whoever’s property. That might be ...

Trump will win 2020

Nothing he does or says matters, as long as he’s Trump, his cult will continue voting for him. I won’t waste my time voting. Also, both sides are...

UPS = slow shipping

Didn’t get to her house till almost 8 pm. She said if by 7 it wasn’t there she was taking me home. I was at home shitting by the time it was deli...

Unnatural Selection

I think that’s the name of the show I was watching. No more episodes left. A kid with defective genes, that has to do with vision, got a therapy, and i...

Kubuntu Focus

Another shitty Intel Linux laptop. I’d rather buy a shitty Windows laptop with a AMD CPU, and put Linux on it. Don’t really need a laptop. The iP...

Who do I keep dreaming about?

Some woman, but no idea who she is. The dream always takes place in the same house, in the same area. The dream before I woke up with her, was like a video g...

Homosexual != bisexual

The show about the guy accused of being Ivan the Terrible, a law person that was going to help in the appeal, one guy said he was a homosexual, and another g...

If you learn computer programming

You learn how to hack? Must not be a computer programmer, as I have zero clue about hacking. I do know they can get your WiFi password if you have WPS enable...

Gene editing

Might wipe out humanity and all other life. But also, it could result in everybody knowing Aliens exist. Currently, only people that don’t believe the ...

That might feel almost as good as an orgasm

The dump I just took. You just need to be slightly constipated, and when the rest of the shit finally comes out, you feel great. And possibly ready for be. D...

People still believe evolution?

How hard will people go to deny Aliens exist? Evolution isn’t the only thing that explains us. We wouldn’t happen on accident. Also if it was evo...

BioShock might be coming to the Switch

Nice, lots of people get to play the demo when that happens. Maybe not me, I might sell it before then. I should buy the PS4 version instead. 2k is cheapskat...

WiiVC Injector Script

That’s how you play Wii demos on the Wii U, without hacking the vWii mode. I have that file in a Wii folder. I completely forgot everything about the W...

No morning dump

Might be constipated. The shit didn’t want to come out yesterday, and left a big mess. I do know why I keep sleeping on my back, my right ear hurts. I ...

Ivan the Terrible died at 91

And since he was in Germany, and he died while waiting for his appeal, he’s innocent. Might not of really been Ivan the Terrible. But he was a Nazi/mas...

Orgasm?

I wasn’t taught how to orgasm either. You might need to be sleeping to do that. At least me. Apparently some women get their clit removed. Well the pa...

Mind control is possible

When you are sleeping. I kept automatically trying to get out of bed, I was trying to resist it, but in the end I got out of bed. I wasn’t in control o...

Is that stealing?

Using your own modem with Comcast Prepaid internet, and getting over 200 Mbps with zero data limit? I have no guilt, Comcast is an asshole. And, you’d ...

Might of been crying in my sleep

And I kept going on my back, crying on back, will make your breathing hard. Harder then crying on your side. Probably crying about Tonka.

Good thing I don’t live in India

All porn is illegal there. It’s hotter if she’s talking. I probably could of got off before seeing anything. But I delayed my spanking. How much...

That's a bummer

The lid for one of the things I cook eggs in, got slightly melted in the dishwasher. I put it on the top, must of fell down somehow. I threw it away, the oth...

Oops

I forgot everything about her Wii U that I hacked. She’ll have to reinstall all games, as I formatted the drive. I’m to lazy to look for Windows ...

Sexual fantasies?

I don’t have any fantasies. Well, none about sex. What do you need a safe word for? Maybe the other person does, I wouldn’t use mine. Even if it ...

Fox crapped out

It tried recording Bob’s Burgers, but the recording is fucked. Just tried watching Fox, and it does the same thing. Why would you have to adjust the an...

Reduced Penis Sensation

Not what I was looking for. I searched for “reduced feeling throughout body”, it didn’t find what I was looking for. The good news is, I do...

Ears might not be ringing

The eGPU enclosure makes a ton of noise. Possible it’s making the coil whine sound. Either the enclosure or the GPU, there’s also a shitty fan in...

Dirty talk does the trick

Doesn’t matter if she has a cock if she’s talking dirty. My stupid sex drive came back. That’s what a wet dream means. Not sure the gende...

That might be how I die

Murdered by a Trump supporter. Somebody parks their vehicle in front of the building, and revs up their engine. That would be behavior you’d expect fro...

A life of nose picking

Results in your nose whistling. That’s the most common cause of whatever causes noise whistling, just search for it. They make it sound easy to stop pi...

That's surprising

Got a Christmas/New Year card from somebody, that I thought was done interacting with me. Guess he doesn’t read any of my blogs. I should read the piec...

Why would I go to her house for dinner?

Watch Murder Mountain, and you will wake up pissed. Might have something to do with depression. Anymore depressing shows to watch on Netflix? The doctor neve...

The first time I woke up

It was still dark outside. There was no way I was getting up then. Wet dreams are useless, you can have one with something you aren’t interested in. Mi...

TV can change your perspective

This city sucks, almost like all the people in it are agitated. No wonder I’m anxious and agitated. There’s better people in Murder Mountain. Fre...

The jokes on them

Want to really piss a WiFi cracker off? Setup a fake AP, using a Raspberry Pi, not connected to the internet, well maybe dial up. Make anything they go to in...

Murder Mountain

I wouldn’t recommend watching that if you have depression. Lots of people die. And it really happened. I wouldn’t recommend watching TV period, i...

All there is is love

I thought all there was is hate. Unless, you are the guy that got shot six or more times, and lived. He is a priest or something. Either the guy that shot hi...

Good heart?

I doubt my heart is good, it’s probably bad from being unhealthy. If it isn’t, it will be someday, in the near future. Unless, I die in my sleep ...

You have to say you do something

So lie and say you play video games. All I do is try to find something to read on the internet, but fail over and over again. Yesterday I watched a bunch of ...

Was I not breathing in reality too?

I kept waking up, so maybe. Should of stayed in bed longer, might of kicked the bucket. Before the sleep study. The jokes on them.

Haha

I can’t remember anything from 9/11. Just the TV on in the classroom, the news most likely. Haha I can’t remember much. There’s psychedel...

Rechargeable C batteries suck

At least the Tenergy ones I have do. Some of them have to be jump started to charge. You use a bent out paperclip and connect two batteries together, for not...

Finally a Steam update

But doesn’t mention fixing the audio in remote play. That’s a bummer. I got to take a shit though. The bug is still open on their Git.

Henry Lucas didn't commit 200 murders

Three possibly, but not 200. Yes, I always find the best shows to watch on Netflix. He originally wanted “legal suicide”. But George Bush advised...

IP changed

So I had no access to Textpattern’s admin interface. Had to edit my .htaccess, that means using my Mac mini, FileZilla doesn’t work with my serve...

Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™

I might have that on the PS4. You can get it for Linux. I have one of the Shadow games on the PS4. Was probably on sale, and it’s the digital version. ...

Planet Nomads

That looks like it’s like No Man’s Sky. There’s a native Linux version. Don’t know if it’s online or not. Single player. No Man...

Beds are great places for dogs to sleep

Another good reason to be single. She might get mad at me for letting the dog sleep on the bed. Also, it would suck, as the dog would probably be sleeping on...

Couldn't create directory: Failure

That’s what the log for uploading my backup to SecureDragon has in it, but that didn’t stop the script, so it uploaded everything to the same fil...

Surviving Mars

Is that game any good? There’s a native Linux version, no Proton/Wine/whatever required. It’s currently around $10 on Steam. Oh wait, Steam still...

Switched to Firefox on my desktop

No point in using Chromium, there’s nothing good about it. Faster? Maybe, but I don’t care. Firefox has picture in picture now. Not that I’...

Amazfit GTS best watch I've owned

Probably the most expensive one I’ve owned too. The first smartwatch I had was a LG Android Wear crap. I traded it in on Amazon, for more then I paid. ...

Sore dick in my dream

Was it sore in reality too? Hard to believe it was in reality, it’s been days since I masturbated two times in a day. My sex drive is pretty much gone ...

Looks like I need to do my own laundry

She can’t even drop it off. She won’t do it here. Do it myself, or don’t do it at all. Then find a new caregiver. She said OK, when I said ...

Finally dusted computer out

With a can of compressed air. First can didn’t last long enough. The first can wasn’t new. Might need to buy some more cans, so I don’t run...

Looks like that "friendship" is over

Was it ever a friendship? I shouldn’t of buried Buddy there. Oh well. He ignores everything I ever send, so I stopped sending anything, and changed my ...

Mad?

She was mad all night. I don’t consider it a good time hanging out with somebody that is angry. But, I think I just won’t go to the store. Why bo...

What's making that high frequency sound?

That’s the only way I can describe it. Heard it again in the bathroom. I heard it once while sleeping. I know the UPS for my computers has made that no...

That can't be right

Around 3% battery loss a day on the Amazfit GTS, that would be 28 days or so of battery life. It claims 14 day battery life. I don’t think it’s b...

That microwave egg was cooked right

Used way less water. To much water, and you can’t get the fucking egg out. I did cook to long, apparently 50 seconds with way less water is to long. 40...

ARK is a dick

Go explore, and enjoy dying. I died two times. One place, I took a raft, won’t be going there for a while. Can’t even make a metal hatchet. I was...

Damn, CPU got up to 68C

It was only getting up to 65C when playing ARK. Must of played it long enough for it to get hotter. It’ll probably get up to 72C if I play long enough....

Chiaki PS4 Remote Play Client

It works in Linux. The person who makes it, I can’t read their name, they put numbers in it. That’s not English. GitHub Using numbers instead of ...

My shit smells like eggs

Probably from the egg I ate before bed. Heart rate got up to 102 taking a dump. What does it go to when exercising? Just shit for thirty minutes. Then it&rsq...

AMD Radeon RX 5600 XT

Why would you pay $280 for that? You can get a better AMD GPU for $330 or so. If it was good for 1440p, maybe it would be worth buying, but Phoronix says &ld...

Amazfit GTS

Better than the Amazfit Bip? Maybe, seems faster. But if you tap a notification, when trying to clear it instead, you have to click the button to get out of...

Affinity Photo isn't that great

The Photos extension is broken, and has been for months most likely. Still no update for it. It’s just like waiting for Valve to fix something. There&#...

Why would that make somebody sad?

That everything they do doesn’t make somebody feel better? Also, frustration is the same as being mad. And how does she know I don’t feel good? I...

Last package came a day early

The watch appears to work. It’s charging. No code to scan on it, it even had some other time zone time on it. If it was returned, Amazon is a dick. Exc...

That didn't work

Don’t think masturbating two times in one day will accomplish anything, like not needing to masturbate for a month or longer. You won’t even go a...

If I have the other sleep thing

Not sleep apnea. The other thing that I can’t remember what it’s called. That means I’m sleeping 24/7? That means none of this is real, swe...

ARK doesn't work

No mouse cursor when I start a single player game. I had to click stop in Steam this time. Click the right mouse button. You have to rename your ARK save fol...

TV shows are a scam

A long time goes by until more episodes are on. I should cancel Philo. I’m not looking for more shows, every time I do that, they are on Friday like ev...

Say "I dunno" to her enough times

And she will get mad and say she’s done talking to you. Don’t want whatever she’s making for dinner, I heard one word, and it’s somet...

Butter will make anything taste better?

Even my asshole? I sure don’t want to test that theory out. That’s what the counselor said. I should of said “Even my asshole?”. But,...

The SMACH Z must be a flop

Originally said it was shipping in 2019, now it says during 2020. Next year, it’ll say 2021. I wouldn’t recommend pre ordering it, even if you on...

What's wrong with weighing 280 or more?

I weigh less then 280, without my clothes on, and on my scale. That’s a good way to have a heart attack. Isn’t that a positive thing? It is if yo...

That might be illegal to post

Comments about a cop show, but what a criminal should have done. The post was lost, I didn’t post it. Then I’d get arrested for giving criminals ...

Bodhi sure likes jumping on me

And then he bites me to death. Once he’s done teething, he’ll probably be licking me to death. Pushing him down doesn’t always work, someti...

BuyVM finally has stock

I should get another Slice, for a ARK server. That is a personal ARK server. Except, it would be cheaper to play it on a local server, or single player if it...

The sleep study is only the beginning

If they put crap on my head to monitor my brain I assume. They did say to take a shower before it, so there’s no oil on my head. That would imply, they...

Why do random women like looking at me?

When I look at random women, they almost never look back. I don’t usually look back if they look at me first though. I like to let their mind go wild. ...

Lucid dreaming failed

I should of got up when my alarm went off, at 10 AM. Wasn’t sleeping very heavily, and the lucid dreaming failed. The trans woman turned into a dude, I...

I sure like eggs and toast

Do they make a egg cooker? I should buy one. If it’s a fried egg cooker. Cooking in water kind of sucks, if it’s runny, it’s a pain to get ...

Internet down to 6-7 Mbps

Depending on the speed test site. That’s a bummer, no more downloading 70 GB in an hour. It’ll probably go back up, it always does. Unless, they ...

My homemade Steam Link works

Not really a Steam Link, it’s just Steam running on my TV via a HDMI extender over IP. It’s only 720p, if I use it at 1080p, there’s input ...

Sleep study

Why did I even go to the appointment. Since I didn’t say I don’t agree, now I’m going to get scheduled for a sleep study I don’t care...

That was a waste of fucking time

Trying to use my HDMI extender over IP. No sound, that’s worse then the Steam Link app, it has sound at first, then it dies. Maybe it doesn’t wor...

Why is that nasty?

Eating butter straight out of the tub? Tastes good, nothing nasty about that. It’s not like eating raw fish. Homer Simpson would do that.

What Do I Want to See From Apple in 2020?

How about a Mac mini without the SSD soldered down? That won’t happen, it would decrease their profit. The first Mac mini I had, from 2006, I think you...

Upgraded my bios

Looks like I didn’t have to put the old CPU in to downgrade. Guess Reddit users didn’t lie, about it working. I assume they said the 3000 series ...