Is that real?

Being able to run Linux on iPhones? Probably not, click the link, and look at their horrible grammar. It’s “I”, not “i”. If it&...

BallsOut

Anybody know how to play instruments? Make a band called BallsOut, instead of NerdOut. It’ll be like Weird Al, except none of it will make any sense. I...

Coinbase sucks

You have to verify your ID to send and receive. There’s only around $1 in my account. So, I’ll just let it sit there and never use it. Maybe use ...

Finally

The Outer Worlds for the PS4, is down to $35. I may of bought from Best Buy. I sure as Hell am not going in the store, not even to pick something up. If you ...

Nintendo should make a Nintendo 64 Classic

I’d buy it, probably sell out before I can though. Official emulators are better, don’t buy the PS Classic, I think it uses an emulator they didn...

Rice or pizza tomorrow?

If I go to the party, I get pizza and cake. Somebody that I don’t want to see might be there. She’s against men liking men and women. She has a c...

I'm a selfish ungrateful asshole

Apparently I don’t treat my mom nicely. Did my dad hammer it in my head to act different to her? Or maybe, not thinking, results in that. Except, I...

Desktop must be fixed

Looks like the SWAP on my USB drive wasn’t working. Maybe it had bad latency. Or a bug was introduced, in newer kernels. Or the drive is failing. Funny...

How to remove macOS iMusic

Drag the app to a App Cleaner, like AppCleaner. Then in a terminal: sudo kextunload /Library/Extensions/SystemAudioRecorder.kext sudo rm -fr /Library/Extensi...

That's why history repeats itself

Biological life dies, there currently is no way, or no way for the public to live forever. It always repeats dying, maybe not the same people. So predicting ...

TV turned itself on

Probably the same asshole that hijacked my soundbar. That could also be the cracker. Does the shitty Roku app show all devices nearby even if it’s not ...

You don't play games?

I might unintentionally do that. Says, I’m a winner. Except, it probably isn’t for me. Boohoo, that means I’m a loser. That’s what yo...

Spindrift isn't that great

At least not orange mango. They substituted what I wanted with orange mango. I was pretty sure I wouldn’t like it. But, I didn’t want to go into ...

Internet still not shut off

So, Comcast doesn’t want to give me any money back for cancelling early? Instead they are going to wait till the 5th or 6th to shut it off. Good job at...

This will be the worst year of my life

Three dead animals in one year. The worst part is, the last two animals I grew up with, will be dead. Apparently the old cat is dying faster today then on Th...

Cis or postop trans?

Their asses might of been fake. There was one trans woman. Shitload of perverts are watching but not tipping. Well the trans fucked one of them. Did the tric...

Apple doesn't sell music anymore?

Can’t preview songs, so I assume no MP3s for sale anymore. Not 12 AM yet, so the internet still works. I’m not signing up for their music service...

I buy presents if it's fart noise makers

There’s even a Trump Pull My Finger doll on Amazon, almost $30 though. If it’s not funny, I won’t buy it. So, if you plan on getting real/u...

I finally found my US Mobile SIM card

That I blew away. It was sitting under my USB hub. I just looked where it is, and saw it. The hub is sitting on a remote, and slightly on the monitor base.

That was a sandwich

In my dream, a woman was fucking me with a strap on, and some other woman was riding me. Must of been skinny in my dream, as in reality, she’d get squi...

There is an episode 21 for Ancient Aliens

For some reason episode 22 was on before 21. Episodes 21 is on now. I’ll wait till it’s over to watch it, commercial skipping that way. Why doesn...

That was a waste of time

Went to Boost Mobile to get Comcast’s prepaid internet, and they entered my address, I don’t qualify. Probably because the dicks didn’t shu...

Right name, wrong location

Is that their location or the person’s who name is the same as mine? Either way, I don’t know anybody that lives in the location they provided. T...

I'll give you a ride, baby

For less than a second. If I had a blow up doll, I’d take a picture. Or two blow up dolls, no tripod needed then. You could use Blender. If you know ho...

The Universim

Might buy that game, looks like fun. I do have Tropico 6, that’s fun too. Says early access. Not sure early access is worth around $20. And I need to t...

$66.95

That’s what Comcast raised my bill to. I just got the shitty bill. Let’s see how much 15 Mbps is. Probably around $50, it was last time I looked....

Noisy images at ISO 800?

Sell your camera, unless it’s a cheap point & shoot camera. That’s easier then learning to use it. I’m to lazy to sell it or learn to u...

Thermometer is in the fridge

That’ll tell me if the fridge is working. It probably is, as I turned it down. And some stuff that hasn’t been in there that long is cold, at lea...

Funny cat picture

She was clawing the chair or something. Her head isn’t in focus. But that’s a resized image anyways. It’s faster uploading a 1024×76...

Linux crapped out again

Was ejecting my SD card, and it got a little dot on a black screen, just like last time. And then I had to turn it all the way off, it couldn’t mount a...

Thanksgiving is brutal on your stomach

That dump might of been runny, solid too. Then again, I needed to shit before the turkey was done. Didn’t eat any pie, wanted to go home and shit. Long...

Painful dump

The dump I took this morning hurt when it finally came out.

Is my fridge dying?

The outside of stuff is cold, but the inside isn’t. Shouldn’t it be ice cold? Makes a weird noise too, when you open it. Except, my water must be...

I can side load apps to my iPhone

The TetherNoJailbreak, requires a ad-hoc WiFi network. So I uninstalled it. Making a proxy and using Comcast is useless. It’s a pain in the ass, you ne...

I need to learn Japanese

So I can flirt with people in Japanese, and they won’t understand a word I say. I can flirt with the woman, that thinks I was mad at her. If you ask me...

No runny dump tonight yet

Apparently not eating lunch did the trick. On another note, 5 pounds of rice, is 12 cups. How many cups of rice does my rice cooker use? For the least amount...

Got a Sega Genesis Mini

Does it work? It turns on. Got to program my remote first. And the Logitech software might be broken. How long does it take to load? Maybe their shitty site ...

Almost bought a Sega Genesis Mini

It was $50 at almost 3 AM, couldn’t sleep, so was looking at discounts. It’s $45 now. Probably shouldn’t buy it, I already have stuff I can...

The Sega Genesis uses a 32 bit processor?

Didn’t know Motorola made a 32bit process, a long time ago. Can you put Linux on a Sega Genesis? If so, I need to buy one. Motorola m68k Support Improv...

Does she still want to make me a sandwich?

I doubt it, she rejected my friend request on Facebook, and made it so I couldn’t send another one. That would indicate, she no longer likes me. And sh...

Not a The Outer Worlds Picture

Is that going on sale on Black Friday? Borderlands 3 digital only might be $30 from Walmart, clicked the image, but doesn’t show it, the image on their...

If I didn't have a TV

I’d buy one of Walmart’s cheap onn. brand TVs. It’ll be $148 for a 50” 4k onn. I think it’s their own brand, like Insignia for ...

Sound might have healing properties

We’d already know everything about sound, if we weren’t busy blowing each other up. Apparently nukes make the world go around. Read this, it̵...

drServer doesn't allow porn

Maybe on their dedicated servers, but not any shared products. Why not? BuyVM allows porn on everything, including their shared web hosting. How do they expe...

What's wrong with the Steam Controller?

Two people on GBAtemp are determined that it’s crap, and that’s a fact. Problem is, that’s their crappy opinion. My Steam Controller works ...

She likes ATM

Her dick wasn’t doing it for me. You know what did? Her ass and dirty talking. So a cis woman dirty talking, would probably do it too. She might have t...

If I get Comcast's prepaid internet

I’ll make a video showing how to enable bridge mode on it. After I find the bridge option, then you just disable DHCP and WiFi. It’s possible the...

Walmart sells "quality" stuff?

They must be a brainwashed/low IQ Trump supporter, if they think that. There’s a bad review on a TV on Walmart’s site, that says something about ...

There might be a Amazfit Bip 2

Is it faster than the first one? Not sure it’s possible with the same battery life. It also has 5ATM(Ass to mouth), I’m guessing they forgot to p...

The office was knocking on my door

They called and left a message. Apparently they are changing the code again. I called them back, but they didn’t answer, just like me. Now, I’m g...

Amazfit GTS

Where can you buy that? And how much does it cost? 14 day battery life is good enough, my Bip can last over 20 days. If the GTS is faster, it might be worth ...

Mophie battery case gets hot

If you turn it on and put your phone in your pocket. Might do that with any battery charging the phone. Or maybe only if it’s touching it. You can put ...

You can get Xfinity WiFi for free

Says an hour free. So just change the MAC Address, and if it requires an account, make 720 accounts a month. There’s your free internet. You’ll n...

Sofie bit Bode

Or snapped at him, and got his nose. He was crying horribly, I was closes to him, so I followed him, and picked him up. He stopped crying almost immediately ...

Mac isn't fast anymore

What did the driver that I installed do? I removed the driver. Maybe I need to reboot once a day. Phone isn’t fast anymore either though. So, probably ...

Somebody is indeed knocking on my door

I was awake, but laying in bed, trying to fall back a sleep. For some reason I couldn’t. I was too lazy to get up. Also, they only knocked once. Which ...

What's up with all the mesh networks?

LinSSID found a bunch of mesh networks yesterday. I doubt anybody in this building has a mesh network, the apartments aren’t very big. How does it dete...

Finally got printer sharing to work

Apparently putting a checkmark by share printers doesn’t work, in the CUPS web interface, maybe it does on the local computer. CUPS crashes when I chan...

No steak for me

I added some more stuff to the order I didn’t place yet. Not enough food stamps to get the steak too. I’m not unselecting the goldfish crackers, ...

You can pay to access Xfinity WiFi hotspots

$55 for 30 days, and no data limit. That’s easier then switching to prepaid, except the prepaid is probably faster, and cheaper. I should run a speed t...

I'll cut the meat myself for beef jerky

Just need to see if somebody can give me a ride to Walmart tomorrow, to pick it up. Their meat might be horrible. But they take EBT with their Grocery Pickup...

Upgrade to xFi Advantage

No data cap. How do I get it? DuckDuckGo might be more useless than Google. Moving to Tennessee, and you might be able to get it. That’s a bummer. Prep...

qemu-arm-static

I can chroot into my Raspbian from my Raspberry Pi now. Install that from the AUR. sudo aura -x -A qemu-arm-static Then copy to the Raspbian partition that y...

They changed my doctor again

Not surprising, the other one they changed it to, wasn’t seeing new people. Still not the doctor I had. Funny, they stopped being contract 10/31, and I...

I don't know how computers or games work

GBAtemp reminded me about latency and games. I only knew that because I used to use a Windows VM to play games, and it might have had a latency issue. It had...

Sister was in the ER

She got something stuck in her foot. They couldn’t get it out, so she’s on crutches. Think she said a piece of wood. Probably the puppy chewing o...

TunnelBear

Probably not the best VPN, if they have more then one US location, you can’t select which to connect to. It appears to only have one US server. You get...

Thanks for the free show

It was boring at first. Then the cis woman was sucking the trans woman’s cock. Nothing like a face fucking. Started out sucking, then humping. Then I g...

That dump might of been runny

A little of both. Probably needed to go an hour or longer ago. Waiting for Ancient Aliens to be over, so I can watch it with commercial skipping. Got to wait...

Internet sharing doesn't work

No idea why not. Thought it was because the phone only does IPv6, but even pinging using IPv6 from eth0, doesn’t work. You might need to do something d...

Two Aliens in my dream

I was asking one of them if or how I can bring something into reality from the dream. They were talking, then I couldn’t hear them anymore. When I was ...

Subtitles are fucked in Superdrags

The subtitles don’t match what they are saying. So, trying to read it, and listen, is useless. Might as well not read the subtitles, that’s what ...

Does Facebook allow nudity?

Make an account and put a nude photo of myself on it. I’ll get laid in five seconds after posting it. Probably by a dude though. I’ll have to pas...

Yup, Bode was trying to hump my leg

He does the same thing to dog beds. I saw him doing it today. Don’t know why dogs would do that. Maybe cause he still has balls.

Another spider

I could kill the spider, but I’d rather not. The spider is on the wall. Maybe it’ll crawl on a paper towel, then put it in the hallway. Is that e...

People find dates online?

Not me. I joined one scam dating site, and deleted my account. The site sends you fake likes or whatever, just search Google. It’s a common practice by...

That's a bummer

Downloaded a firewall configure app, but USB tethering doesn’t work with my Mophie battery case. WiFi isn’t secure, somebody will get on it, and ...

Might skip getting an Apple Watch

I’ve been able to scroll down to clear all the notifications for the last three days or so, without it freezing, and then waiting a while to try again....

Am I eating less?

A even smaller dump this morning than yesterday. If I’m eating less, I should lose weight. I’ll find out next time I weigh myself. The rest of th...

Half-Life: Alyx

What’s up with the floating hands? They should have added arms. I won’t buy it, I’m not rich enough to buy a VR headset. The headset is $5...

Why am I not trans?

I’d have better luck getting a cis gf if I was. You can trick your dick into cumming at anything. If my dream is anything to go by, I don’t like ...

Drained one light on the Mophie battery case

Only charged it to 78%, I turned it off. Just hold the button to turn on/off. And it was maybe around 40%. You might not be able to get more then one charge ...

Is Superdrags supposed to be funny?

It might be homophobic, insulting gay people. Saying they are obsessed over dicks. That robot/creature, had a camera dick. You know what happens when it take...

You can recover a broken bios on MSI

The person who’s board couldn’t post, they put an old first gen Ryzen CPU in it, and was able to downgrade. That’s a pain in the ass. So, I...

Lies

To prolong the use of the filters, I use two dispensers. I filter the water twice. I use the filter that is at or above 6 as the first filter. Since my tap ...

Out of body experience

That happened in my dream, I know it was in the dream, because I was in control of what happened. If I could leave my body, maybe I could find Tonka.

23 minute downtime

Connected to my SSH on my Slice, and the uptime is less, so it was rebooted for some reason. That’s the second time it’s been rebooted. No idea w...

Might not of had a headache today

Didn’t drink any Zevia sodas today. Wasn’t shitting all day either. Taking my morning medicine with water sucks though, some of it tastes horribl...

Make Trump Rich Again, get pardoned

That’ll somehow Make America Great Again. How will you make Trump Rich Again? Good idea, run for president with the slogan “Make Trump Rich Agai...

AOC U2790VQ 27" 4K 3840x2160

I might buy that after I pay my Mac mini off. Or if I get Christmas money. Or, if I don’t buy anything on Black Friday. I probably won’t, the App...

Puppies hurt

If you pet them, they bite you nonstop. I got bite marks on my arm from the puppy. I actually had to open his mouth to get him off my arm, I didn’t wan...

Unconscious while sleeping?

I don’t think I’d know if I was unconscious while sleeping. I do know, there was no dreaming at one point. And some doctor said you always dream....

SteerMouse

Great software, if you don’t use an Apple mouse. I can’t make my mouse fast enough without it. Apple is a dick, and doesn’t let me make it ...

If she doesn't want to have Thanksgiving

Then don’t. Kind of funny that she wouldn’t. She doesn’t want to see anybody on any holiday. Holidays are a lie anyways. So she shouldnR...

Mophie juice pack air iPhone 7/iPhone 8

It finally came today. And it works with my RAVPower Qi charger. I didn’t put my phone in the case yet, says to charge it to four LEDs before using it....

That dump might of been runny

Almost shit myself. Felt I needed to go at her house. But went away, then almost when we got here, I could feel it again. Maybe that’s why my stomach h...

She doesn't know what a battery case is

She’s confused about why it was shipped by land. Probably thought it was a case for a battery. That’s not what a phone battery case is. Should be...

The Stretchers

That game looks hilarious. Problem is, it’s co-op. Don’t know anybody to play it with. And it’s digital only, I’d have to upgrade my ...

Like input lag?

Google Stadia is what you want. I probably wouldn’t even notice the input lag. But you have to pay $130 to get access to it. Apparently it only works o...

Ha, Apple thinks differently

About consumers they do, they practice lots of anti consumer stuff. Like soldering down your SSD, so you can’t upgrade it yourself. Oh and they claim t...

Superdrags is hilarious

The lip sync part is. On the first episode. The song they picked is funny, the Hero song, I don’t know the name of the song. Might have been in a Shrek...

Mac mini was on when I got up

Didn’t turn off while sleeping, like yesterday. I turned the auto power on back off. Don’t think that’s very useful, if you use upsmon, pro...

Are laxatives good before bed?

I should probably start eating carrots again. One of my carrots looked like it had something black on it, so I put it back in the bag, and into the fridge. ...

You've never seen a woman with testicles?

You must be living under a rock with no internet, and therefore not reading this. Now, I don’t know if they are real people, or if it’s a 3D anim...

There's a Maxel update

You can’t actually download the update though. The App Store is being shit. I deleted the App, to see if that would allow me to get it, nope, says upda...

Don't know anybody with a Seattle number

Every number that calls from Seattle, starts the same. I blocked two of the numbers. I’m too lazy to block the third number. Probably a debt collector ...

Was somebody knocking on my door earlier?

I was too lazy to get out of bed. Probably the wrong door. None of the residents in the building would be knocking on my door. The office lady might. Might o...

Dragon Quest Builders 2

So it’s like Minecraft, except there’s a purpose besides building stuff. Running around building stuff, but no story or anything, makes a boring ...

Thin crust pizza sucks

Less food. You probably get less toppings to. She claims she always or usually gets thin crust pizza. Maybe when I was a kid she did, but I wasn’t as f...

Bode almost weighs 20 pounds

Think she said 18 pounds. He weighs more than Lilly and Chairman Meow. Chairman Meow weighs more than Lilly, or did. She’s kind of fat, so might weigh ...

Why would you use YouTube TV?

That’s owned by Google, and not free. It’s a rip off if it isn’t free. I personally won’t pay more then $20 a month for TV service. M...

I sure like shitting

I gained around 3 pounds, since I last put my weight in the app. Basically gained all the weight I lost when I was puking. Might have been constipated. But t...

Mac mini lost power

Nov 18 05:36:28 Thomass-Mac-mini syslogd[99]: ASL Sender Statistics Last thing in the system.log, before I turned it on. I just enabled the setting to turn i...

Not breathing won't kill you

Might give you brain damage and make you feel horrible, but it won’t kill you. On another note, was somebody knocking on my door earlier? I was too laz...

Nothing like dying

That’s what it feels like my body is doing. Breathing might be hard, and some weird feeling in my stomach. I was trying to sleep. Kind of hard when you...

I need a new Raspberry Pi

The Zero is slow. Probably making it take longer to login to my WiFi, it’s using Radius. I could put it on something else, but I’m lazy, and the ...

I should sell my phone

Might get $150 for it. I paid over $400, with a shitty case. Having a phone to only talk to one person is pointless. Especially when that person gets mad at ...

So…

If I buy some of their claimed home videos, I can then resell them? I wouldn’t do it, they might sell you something illegal, or stolen. Probably a disg...

Hospital messages?

I didn’t say anything about the hospital. Just that her phone doesn’t work. Of course I don’t answer the phone when she calls, I don’...

If I have an ulcer

I think I’ll keep it. At least until I lose a hundred pounds. It’ll be a painful way to lose weight. Sure beats exercising, and I deserve the pai...

I won't buy any name brand TV

Well, maybe Vizio or LG. Not Samhung or Sony. My TCL TV keeps amazing me, so I’ll keep it. The PS5 will be sweet on it. Only one weird thing, when chan...

Do ulcers make you puke?

There is weird pain somewhere, possibly above my stomach. Apparently eating causes my stomach to hurt now. Sweet, I should lose 100 pounds in no time. Keep a...

You know how to turn a woman on?

Ask her if she wants to give you a sex change. You better hope she says no. Otherwise, she’ll take a baseball bat to your head, to make you sleep of co...

Nothing like puking

Started with a headache, then I puked. The Bob Lazar show is kind of boring. And I missed a bunch, I was puking. Puking at my mom’s. She had to pull th...

That's funny

The only way I know how to use a USB modem, or phone’s USB hotspot, as a WAN for a router, is with a Raspberry Pi. That isn’t exactly the easiest...

If I wasn't depressed, I'd get a puppy

I’ll probably never be capable of taking care of a dog again. If I get a gf, then she can take care of the dog, that’s kind of a rip off for her....

Ha, telling me to answer my phone

She doesn’t answer her phone either. Can’t answer the phone when I’m taking a shower, or taking my medicine, or eating. Apparently some peo...

Bittorrent might still be alive

I found a search that searches more than one site. Except, all those Pokemon demos have zero seeds, but it could be lying, there might be seeds. I won’...

Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers

That came out in 2018? Damn, I’m out of touch with everything. I’d watch it, but it’s probably out of sync. I didn’t even know about ...

Is it in sync or not?

The audio on my soundbar? The YouTube audio sync test seems to be, every time I run it. Didn’t run it today. Starring at their lips trying to tell is h...

Fucking permissions

If you compress your Hugo public folder, your site won’t look right, thanks to the permissions, no access to the CSS or JavaScript. I thought maybe it ...

CloudMounter

That might be made by the same people as Commander One. And it’s free. It should mount it, so you can use Finder to access it. That’s better than...

Router crashed

Had to reboot it. No idea what happened. Maybe somebody got ping happy, and crashed it. Puppies are odd, they cry the first day a little when taken away from...

Mountain Duck

That might work for downloading from Google Drive, without using a browser. It costs $39 though. Lots of bad reviews, not worth $39. FE File Explorer does th...

Don't think Gambas is for macOS

If it was, I might write my own download manager. Python is easy enough, except for if you want a GUI. Well, Xcode might take care of the GUI. But Xcode is a...

Maxel keeps crashing

It has a built in browser, so you can download from Google with it, but it crashes every time. Guess, I’ll send them the log file, got to get my $10 wo...

Other server went down

Couldn’t connect to anything on it. The console in the control panel worked, but I’m to lazy to manually type a long ass random password. So, I c...

And the theme is mostly done

Just need to modify the Python script to convert the XML to Hugo. The config file doesn’t have anything for adding custom taxonomies, I need a year and...

The new Pokemon demo is corrupted

All four files are corrupted, according to check_nsp.sh. You’d have to get the XCI demo to see if that’s corrupted too. The NSP might be converte...

A week to ship my order

Still no shipping email. It’ll be a week tomorrow, since I ordered it. Maybe they don’t want to honor the price. I did get the money back for the...

DNS works

Not Porkbun, it wasn’t configured correctly. Switching to Debian fucked it up, so the DNS has been dead for some time. For some reason, you have to use...

Somebody got butt hurt

Most likely doing a syn flooding to both my servers. Making the DNS crap out. I just tried enabling the protection in CSF. Probably need a DDoS filtered IP. ...

Mediating is impossible

I just fall a sleep when doing it. I used to be able to do it in bed. Maybe it works if you do it not in bed, probably not for me. That might be the only way...

Is somebody fucking with my WiFi again?

Maybe. Or I need a new AP. iPad just got disconnected, I got an email when it reconnected. Started getting more alerts after updating the Unifi software. Not...

Might of almost broke my camera's mode dial

I was picking it up to put it back in its fancy bag, and I felt something where the mode dial is. Like it popping off, might of just been turning it or somet...

ZAGG super slow shipping

My order is still “processing”. Think it’ll take 5-10 days after they “process” it. Was their sale a scam? Might be, considerin...

What are they trying to teach us?

The only thing I can think of, is that psychopaths are lucky, they don’t care about anything. Dogs and/or people dying doesn’t bother psychopaths.

Easy weight loss

Might be painful, but puking and diarrhea does the trick. I lost over three pounds. I had to put a new battery in the scale, it lasted years, the first time ...

Goodbye FreedomPop

Enjoy the $5 I gave you recently. You don’t have to use VOiP on T-Mobile. And, I’m not paying $50 in January to renew FreedomPop. Might not even ...

The crying will never end

Before I got in the shower, I was crying about Tonka. Being sick doesn’t help depression. Need to take my medicine, but waiting for gatorade and cracke...

Horrible illness

Hold diarrhea in and you’ll puke nothing up. After walking back to my bed shortly later I puke again. Moving results in puking. Typing this on my phone...

Ginger Ale is good

Better than Sprite. I had one from last time I got sick, that was in January. Didn’t think I’d like it, and had no idea what it tasted like. Did ...

The puking has begun

If you hold it in all day, you’ll be puking three times all at once. It was basically liquid. With a little cereal in it, but mostly liquid. So it look...

And look at that

The color I wanted, for the battery case, is in stock now. I like the red one, at least Apple stuff is Product Red, and gets donated to aids research. It say...

Asshole

Some asshole driving by this morning woke me up, sounded like a loud ass motorcycle. Fell right back a sleep. I remember saying asshole when it happened. The...

She doesn't want to get sick

I didn’t go to her house on the days she said I shouldn’t, and I got sick. Probably caught it yesterday, when I was in her car. Well, better go p...

Don't trade your phone in at Best Buy

My iPhone 7 is worth $0. They don’t let you pick unlocked, might be worth more then $0 if they had an unlock option. I also selected the wrong carrier,...

Let the puking begin, maybe

Woke at at 8:30 AM with my stomach hurting. Took a dump, finished at 9:44 AM, then went back to bed. While sleeping, it felt like something was going to come...

It's a temporary charge

So, I’m ordering it again. With PayPal. And they thought I was ordering a replacement. Guess I should be more clear or something. Hopefully the battery...

Damn, swap is being used on Mac mini

Looks like I need more RAM. Except, Linux uses swap when there’s RAM free. macOS might do the same thing. Says it’s only using around 5 GB. There...

Where do you find trans women?

Without doing anything? Maybe one will show up at my door someday. Oh wait, there was a trans woman in my dream, having sex with her didn’t get me off....

Free facials?

It’s for “females” only. Are they a trans woman? The title is Skin care. Didn’t know jizz was good for skin. It’s 100% natural...

Lonlif or Lowlife?

The title says “Lonlif”, but the description says Lowlife. They should update the title. “Please use original charging cable and wall adap...

What's a good prepaid debit card?

Having to wait 24 hours for a response blows ass. Just think if it was $100 or more. If you have barely any money, you’d be pissed. Is there any that d...

Yummy, two not hot Jumbo Jacks

Not cold, warm might be the right word. Tasted better than Carl’s Jr, and cost around $5. Should have got four, for around $10. Didn’t get any fr...

Android fans

You like “stock” Android? I can buy any iPhone, and get the same interface. I don’t need to buy specific brands to get what I want, there&#...

Zagg is a dick

I tried ordering a Mophie battery case, their site said declined, but the Cash App says it completed, the money is also gone. Didn’t know Zagg bought M...

Apple users are dicks

Not any better than Windows fangals, and Intel fangals. In fact, they might be worse. Just search Google for an Apple related problem, some nice fellow just ...

No wet dream

Looks like dreaming about sex doesn’t result in a wet dream anymore, and that’s without masturbating while awake. That might be the depression. W...

Damn it, can't reboot Mac mini yet

Forgot Time Machine was running, then I remembered before rebooting. Going to go into recovery, it’ll probably take 10+ tries, I don’t have an Ap...

Pretty sure TV audio is in sync now

Easier to tell with cartoons. Also, Pawn Stars on Philo might be low FPS. When there’s extreme moving in the video, it’s hard to watch it. Humans...

Was that a warning?

Some woman in my dream was upset because I didn’t cum in her. Even while a trans woman was plowing me while I was plowing her. Apparently that’s ...

I'm to lazy to do anything with my N3DS

Other then play the already installed games. You need a screwdriver, to get the micro SD card out. That’s how you thwart homebrew, for lazy people.

Sister is puking now

How long till I get it? I did sort of have the runs again. Might just of been loose. I’d rather shit than puke. But with my luck, it’ll be both. ...

Get your NSPs from Reddit

They have a NSP section. You just need to use a base64 decoder. Nice and slow downloads, for the demo I’m downloading. I’m not paying $11 a month...

Don't buy the UPS battery from Tripp-Lite

You can get two for $21.80 from BatterySharks, only downside, you have to use the existing hardware. No idea how hard it is to unhook the old batteries from ...

custom-install

Nice, that installs CIA files to your 3DS from your computer, directly to the micro SD card. You just run a I assume homebrew app, after you run the script, ...

No Cartoon Network on Philo

No Adventure Time for me. You can get TV shows other ways, but Philo is easier. You just use their unlimited cloud DVR, you can skip commercials. Just watch ...

Downloading game demos is a pain in the ass

You go to one site to get the link, then it goes to yet another site to get the link. Then that site, has three or more download links/buttons, and none work...

Wasteland 2

Looks like a good game, but probably better on the PC, it’s available for Linux. I do like turn based games, but I’d probably rather this game no...

People actually like that?

For your camera to take a picture when you touch the screen? I turned that shit off. I only use it for focusing, then use the shutter button, that’s ho...

That might be the last time I go to Winco

They don’t have the taquitos I like. Not buying the brand they had. They had another brand, that might of been fine. But the ones I got at Fred Meyer a...

If I wasn't lazy

I’d switch to SkySilk. One of the only US VPS providers with a AMD CPU option. You might get AMD on Linode, but that costs more. I did get a VPS from R...

No free Apple TV+ for me

Sucks, I bought my Mac mini after September 10th, and I don’t get a free year. That’s a bummer. You must have to buy from Apple directly. I’...

Mac mini doesn't sleep anymore

Or at least the eGPU doesn’t. Mac mini probably doesn’t either, clicking a key on the keyboard turns the monitor on faster. I didn’t do any...