Wet ass?
That’s disgusting. Unless you like getting runny shit on your pogostick.
Don't post anything about liking trans women on your blog
Or not caring if she has a two by four in her panties. If you do, then trans women will be interested in you. Since I can’t think of any other reason a...
Funny who I was dreaming about
She’s a little older then me, and her dad is rich. She had a bush in my dream. No idea if she does in reality. She’s way out of my league.
Thick load
Some people like a thick load. If you don’t spank it everyday, you’ll get thicker loads. Do it every two days. Then again, that might not be why....
There's more to gender then dicks and/or vaginas
They use to think the world was flat. If you want a closed mind, be my guest. Hopefully you don’t believe in any religion, because having a soul would ...
How do you make porn in Blender?
You need the ability to think. You can’t make 3D models without that ability. Oh and the text is tiny by default in Blender, increased the scale to 1.2...
No wonder the doctor in my dream days ago said to look at porn every other day
Then every two days. Spanked it two days in a row, that made my dick sore. You’ll injure yourself if you spank it to much, unless you are a Strong Woma...
If gay is the only insult they can come up with
Tell them to bend over, and you’ll show them what that is. To bad I didn’t think of that years ago, it would of been funny as fuck. Might of got ...
Funny dream
Some doctor was telling me to look at porn every other day, then every two days. How long after every two days? Three days? Then four days? And how long do y...
It isn't cheating, if she has a cock
Unless whoever you are dating has a cock, but then it isn’t cheating if she has a pussy. They just need the opposite equipment then whoever you are dat...
Nothing like getting off before the fucking starts
There was a cis woman, and a trans woman. She was stroking the trans woman. Making her rock hard. A woman wouldn’t need to do that to me, to make me ro...
Was I supposed to get a boner?
When I was at the nut house once, I had a rash in my stomach area, not crotch area. The night before I did, it was gone the next day. Well, she told me to pu...
If you want sexual dreams
You need to masturbate before bed, that means looking at porn. Funny who I was dreaming about.
Linux will keep you busy
You can do more in Linux then Windows. Such as switching a GPU between the host OS, and the guest OS. Good way to stop looking at porn, if you have something...
Was I trying to have a wet dream?
Maybe, cis women, and trans women in the dream. Looks like I failed though. I did wake up 46 or so minutes after I turned my alarm off, thought it was 1 pm. ...
Wet dream
Must of had a wet dream, there was a wet spot on my boxers. Not exactly sure what did it though. Did she have a vagina? Don’t remember that part. Only ...
She's done with guys and ready for girls
That’s what her title says. So post in the m4w section, and make the same title, if you want to troll her. So if I get a sex change, and move to Seattl...