More cis women in my dream

Maybe no Melatonin results in remembering dreams. Or sleeping until almost 1 pm does. Two cis women to be exact. I’ve dreamed about them more then once...

That's a boner killer

She was cute, but her voice killed my boner. She also only showed her tits, if I didn’t have sound on, or she wasn’t talking, it might of done th...

That's legal?

Playing music on your live naked stream? If you do that on YouTube, you’ll get a strike, if you are naked, you might get banned, or no streaming capabi...

I sure like dreaming about cis women

Is that common for “faggots”? Probably, as you know, they like cis women too. There was a possibly trans woman, but nothing happened, I passed ou...

Ram Ranch

Somebody on GBAtemp said Ram Ranch rocks like TX. Search for that on Google, then go to Urban Dictionary. There’s a lot of homophobic pricks on that si...

WTF is love?

That’s when two men make sweet sweet love to each other. If you aren’t a man, you’ll need a sex change to experience love first hand. If th...

That's hot

She wants somebody to pee inside of her. But says “most don’t know how to do that while hard”. Really? That’s the only way I can pee ...

Bokeh is good for porn

Not really porn. But just think if you did that on your crotch. Instead, blurring out the hair. The image is broken, you can blame BunnyCDN. I should disabl...

Semi porn does the trick

She wasn’t naked, but you could see one ass cheek. That was a mighty fine ass, it did the trick. Couldn’t see their dick and balls. Possibly a st...

Finally a wet dream

Think she had a vagina. 69 does the trick. That felt better then spanking it to porn. Where do you find real women? Or maybe the dream is real, and this isn&...

I stand corrected

All men are perverts, unless they never masturbated to thoughts, and/or porn. The action is masturbating. Looking at porn is an action too. Getting a boner i...

That'll give you a boner

Thinking about women you knew. Don’t know any unrelated women anymore. Looks like you don’t need know to them to get a boner. They just have to b...

The best birth control

Is no balls. You might not get a boner though, seeing as you know you can’t ejaculate anymore. Might as well have no dick too, if you get rid of your b...

Two women in that dream

Don’t think there was any sex. I also, don’t think it’s possible to find two women, that want a man in their relationship. Maybe a cis woma...

Lots of sex in that dream

There were dicks, and at least one vagina. Not wet dream from any of it. Dreaming about sex might solve your sex drive problem, even without a wet dream. The...

Porn isn't an addiction

If it was, I’d be spanking it right now. More like a sex drive is addicting, if you believe in addiction. On another note, I don’t think an adult...

How to stop looking at porn

Obsess over cameras, and block your WiFi VLAN’s internet access when you should be sleeping. I can’t set a schedule on my AP. Think it was reques...

Isn't that more of a punishment?

Not really a vacation, if you are going with your ex. That’s punishment. Why would she want to punish herself? He’s the one who divorced her for ...

She's pissed

Because I asked her a question, I thought she’d know the answer to. She hanged up on me too. Also, I never tried fixing a camera’s dial before wi...

She's a liar

Some days ago, I said something about going to her house all week, and she said she planned on making dinner everyday or something. Asked her why, and she sa...

Maybe she does hate me

She just didn’t want to stay in the lobby until somebody else went through the lobby.

I was a woman with a cock in my dream

I wanted to have sex with another woman. Didn’t happen, so don’t know if they’d have a cock too or not. Either way, it probably would of be...

You know what's funny?

Some time ago, somebody posted an ad on Craigslist in the missed connection section, that might of been for me. I replied to the ad on this site, I assume th...