She won't have to avoid me forever
The good news is, I won’t live much longer. Possibly only two more years.
How will I die? Colon cancer?
The strawberry shortcake I ate, gave me the runs. Almost shit myself when I got to my door.
Besides, trans porn is better. No STDs or babies for me. Actually having sex with a trans woman, could give you an STD.
Nobody wants a comfortably insane man anyways.