If most people aren't gay or straight

How come nobody wants to have sex with me? Oh right, you have to go to prison first.

Go to advance search on that site, and search for no children, and they don’t want any. Only three pages. That’s in a ten mile radius.

She’s a bro with boobs? That means she has a cock right? Giggity. Oh wait, no giggity, my antidepressant got rid of that. She’s got a nice ass. Probably no dick though, that’s a bummer.