Good thing I'm single and will remain single

The antidepressant kills your sex drive if you take it in the morning. Makes OCD not as much fun.

I know, because last night it didn’t want to make potential babies.

At least they’ll sort of believe you, if you say you don’t like women, then a man won’t believe you when you say you like him. Same goes for all other genders. Only women will believe you, and all others won’t.

If they find out about your casual sex with all other genders, then they’ll know your a liar. And she’ll be pissed.