Skyrim on the Switch might look worse

If you’ve played the PC version, the PC version most likely looks better. Not sure I can play a visually downgraded version of Skyrim. Probably looks b...

That'll make you wash your hands longer

Why turn the tap off when doing soap? Just lift your hands up and keep it running. Article said 97% or something in the study failed to wash their hands corr...

Nice dump

Didn’t leave much residue in my anus. That doesn’t happen very often.

Resurrection Remix Moto X4

The latest version has fingerprint gestures, looks like it disabled the on screen navigation, and the fingerprint gestures are working. Didn’t look tha...

Big dump

Been brewing it all day. I don’t shit at other people’s houses. Their toilets tend to have a wall right by them, that makes wiping harder then it...

Slept like a rock

Not taking the antidepressant before bed will make it easier to fall a sleep. And you might sleep like a rock. Sucks my alarm went off, I probably could of s...

Did somebody hit my door or something?

Sounded like it, looked through the spy hole, nobody there. I was having an anxiety attack, thinking it could be the person that kept being friendly to me. I...

Video cards might be cheaper next month

Will there be a 580 8 GB for $200? And next month as in July? Not spending anymore money until after July. More VRAM might make games happy, if you play high...

She said she hates her ex's parents

By saying she hates all those who voted for Trump. His parents voted for Trump. My vote was useless, as who I voted for, got more votes, but still lost. Good...

That's why people move

So the person that kept talking to me doesn’t have to avoid me anymore. If I don’t live here, she’ll never see me again. Maybe then I can f...

It worked

My other site is on the first page of Google when searching for my name, with the asshole post. Maybe I’ll get arrested for insulting myself.

RAM prices might go down

Something about price fixing is being investigated in China. The three main suppliers of memory. Might only go down in China. I may of already spent to much ...

Lost 1.9 pounds

Must be eating slightly to much, lost 3.7 pounds last week.

Is she depressed?

When I had to leave the building and saw her, she looked like she just got up. Might of been 12 pm. Who knew being shy and anxious would cause somebody to ge...

Only Activia yogurt works

Must have extra probiotics in it. Or I can’t eat cheese three times a day. I ate a single pepperoni pizza, and a cheese one. The little ones you do in ...

Maybe I will buy more RAM

Cheaper then a TV, and who knows if the picture will be as good as my monitor. Use my monitor as a TV. Or buy a bigger one and then use it as a TV. Big monit...

Craigslist is not free speech friendly

A small group of people dictate what posts are allowed and which aren’t. They abuse the flagging feature. In my city, Trump supporters flag everything ...

Live stream with audio

Get copyright claims. The music in the game is copyrighted. How does a zero views video get a copyright claim?

Why are my neighbors nice to me?

I thought I was an asshole. Maybe not. Maybe not obsessed over her, obsessed over the events. I got what all rude assholes get, nothing.

My BenQ monitor looks better then my TV

Cost a little more, and it’s smaller, but the actual picture looks way better. The reason I bought it. To bad they don’t make TVs. They make proj...

SX OS has brick code

And it apparently can trigger randomly. Then I can sell my Switch as is. Or figure out how to remove the eMMC lock, and restore my NAND backup.

Got to love being right

She still lives here. She’s just avoiding people. She didn’t say anything to me, and I didn’t say anything to her. That’s how life is...

Gas leak

Everybody had to leave the building, for like 5 minutes. Oh and the woman that was acting like she liked me, still lives here. Thanks to the gas leak I saw h...

Don't use half your RAM for a Windows VM

Even after it’s shutdown, Linux is slow as fuck. If you do that, use hugepages, so Linux doesn’t have to compete for the RAM. It just won’t...

Finally

They are painting my door. Should of got up at 8 am like I was going to. They started painting before 9 am. Had to take Tonka outside. Update They said hours...

Stupid ZeroWater

Not filtering, or super slowly filtering. Put it in the sink, that worked last time it did this, doesn’t want to be a level surface for some reason. Do...

The depression is pretty much gone

Still listening to Pink Floyd, to lazy to change it. The trick is, take it in the morning, didn’t take it last night before bed, woke up not depressed....

Need a bigger micro SD card

Damn Switch games are big. That’ll cost over $70. Anyone want my TV for $75? I’ll buy a cheap 4k one to replace it. Only if I sell it, which I wo...

I waited for nothing

They didn’t paint my door today. Most likely tomorrow, who knows what time. Painted them in an odd order.

Other neighbors talk to me

Might as well not care if I ever see her again. She must have issues with the world, just like me. Mario Kart on the Switch is fun, better then the Wii U ver...

Case management?

What do I need that for? So somebody can tell me stuff I already know? Sounds like a waste of time. Just like everything else. The dump I just took, wasnR...

Make me forget she exists

Any woman up to the challenge to make me forget about the woman that seemed to like me? I scared her away, thanks to my insanity.

What time are they painting my door?

Maybe I’ll be in the shower, outside, or taking a dump when they knock on my door. Not going to sit in front of the door and stare at it until they sho...

I should file a complaint

Against everybody that talks to me, including the manager. She probably won’t put a note on everybody’s door though.

Maybe she'll file a complaint against me

Not sure for what, being a rude stalking asshole? She was kind of stalking me. If she never started talking to me, the whole thing would of been avoided. No...

Trump is a immigrant

He’d have to be Native American not to be. So why does he hate his own kind so much? China should ban all Trump goods. Ban all business with Trump. Chi...

There's more attractive women

The only thing is she liked me. Don’t really care how attractive somebody is or isn’t. Maybe a psychiatrist will date me. At least she won’...

To bad I have no women friends

If I did, I’d invite a different one over every day. Mostly to be an asshole. They’ll be wondering why I talk to them, but wouldn’t talk to...

Put that picture on Flickr

Maybe I can get banned. I deleted the picture on here. A mentally disturbed man giving two middle fingers in his underwear.

She isn't thinking about my rudeness?

She must not have OCD then. That’s all I think about, while listening to Pink Floyd. Saw somebody that looked like her at the store. Maybe it was her, ...

Fire my counselor

His advice is useless. Who needs a useless counselor anyways. The doctor might have better advice. The counselor sure as hell doesn’t.

Mentally disturbed

That’s why no women want me. Corrupt Crimes told me so. TV will teach you lots of stuff. You just have to take anything out of context in it, and apply...

Depression came back

No idea why. Apparently that’s what sleep does. She’s just doing whatever she was doing before she was all friendly to me. Didn’t really se...

To much lactose

Took a runny dump this morning. Lucky I didn’t shit myself, I took the dog out first, didn’t realize it was going to be runny. Dog jumped on my b...

Never noticed how skinny my dick is

I think my dick shrunk. Or maybe it doesn’t get hard anymore. If you stretch it out, it looks to skinny. That won’t result in a hard on either. N...

Was that dump runny?

No idea, didn’t study it. How much is a Switch with a SX OS license worth? You can’t advertise that on eBay, the SX OS part. Would have to sell s...

Life is stupid

Just watch Corrupt Crimes. Shooting at each other is pointless. Reincarnation. If people had memories after reincarnation, then life would be even more stupi...

Is that all people do on Facebook?

Comment on how good or bad people look? They must be lonely and single. Just click some person’s name on the friend suggestion page. I should of used a...

Probably not buying more RAM

$200 isn’t worth it, I paid under $150 for two sticks, and it turns out I might of overpaid then too. Windows games aren’t worth $200. Just rebuy...

Ozzy is lucky

People like him. People hate me. He said “Why can’t she have a baby at a reasonable time?”. It doesn’t work that way.

Lost 3.7 pounds in a week

No exercise needed, just eat less. Don’t think I’ll get under 240 though. I was around 240 before I gained 20+ pounds. I was gaining about 3.7 po...

Stuff it all in one washer

What happens if you use to much soap? Probably a soapy mess. I don’t think you are supposed to fill the cap all the way up, but I can’t remember ...

Goodbye Opera

There’s ads in the address bar now. Just try typing “newegg” and the first result is some unrelated ad. Not looking in the settings to disa...

Anxiety saved me

Who knows what from, but it saved me from it. That would explain part of the reason I have anxiety. Keep me away from people. Who will murder me in the end. ...

Of course the depression came back

Might have something to do with the rain. Or going to my grandparents and not seeing the dog that used to live there. Pretty sure the woman that kept talking...

UNREAL Mobile isn't real

Good luck signing up without a SIM card. They won’t send you a SIM card. Entered my FreedomPop one, and said to contact support. Didn’t try my Cr...

SX OS is nice

Only one problem, my micro SD card isn’t big enough. For all my game demos. Probably not banned yet, it isn’t connected to the internet. New rout...

Ha, tell a worrier not to worry

Good luck with that. That isn’t the worrier way. We worry about everything. I worry about doing my laundry, and if I think about doing it here, I worry...

Debt collectors never give up

Even if they’ve been calling the wrong number for years, they’ll keep on calling. If I knew how to program AI, I’d have the AI answer the p...

Stinky dump

Sure felt good getting that dump out, more then yesterday and the day before.

Good mind game

Avoidance. Not exactly a mind game if the other person is avoiding them too. She got better advice then me, find a different man. My advice was kind of the o...

That'll make you cry

If you are already depressed, and you find out about a dead dog. Probably needed to cry anyways.

How does that work?

She said I could have dinner with my grandma. Nope, she hasn’t even texted me. Good thing I don’t care. I probably won’t go anywhere anymor...

Nice dumps

Only two turds or so come out a day now. What happens if you don’t eat anything? Probably no shit comes out then. That’d be easy to do. Not sure ...

Still not banned from Facebook

Looks like Asshole on your forehead isn’t forbidden, or nobody’s seen it, and reported it. An actual asshole might be forbidden. Not sure I want ...

Only bots read this site

Meaning it isn’t worth anything. I only paid for shared reseller hosting for my sister’s husband’s site. I already agreed to host it. Other...

PS4 controller is dead

Was going to pair it to my phone, and see if it works in the Tello app, it should. That’s the reason I don’t want to use it, internal battery. Ba...

Yogurt popped open on the way home

One on each four pack came off, but only one popped itself open. Scared the dog, she tried getting in the front seat to get in my lap. She had to actually sa...

One big turd

What happened to runny dumps? Now, it’s the opposite. What happens if I drink caffeine? A runny dump? Kind of like dog shit, when only one turd comes o...

Tello drone

The drone I don’t really need, kind of talked into getting, came today. Takes longer then 20 minutes to charge the battery, according to the instructio...

Stable ROM?

Not really. No call popup. Can’t see who I’m calling, or hangup. Didn’t even know it was calling. Change the default calling app back to Ph...

Nope, VM can't live stream at the same time

It gets a lying error, saying not enough VRAM. You have two options, ignore it and continue playing, or click OK and the game exits. No idea why people think...

Wait a second

Why would anyone in their right mind want to date me? That’s to much work. Most women want an independent man. Not a lunatic that stays inside most of ...

Itchy eye

Do bedbugs make your eyes itch? If not, then something else is making me itchy, all over, in random spots. Including my head sometimes. Also, I’m the w...

Resurrection Remix Moto X4

Another new ROM, none of them support the one navigation gestures. How long till they support that? If I wasn’t lazy, I’d flash it. Think I liked...

Fortnite just closed

Think Windows said not enough VRAM. It’s most likely a liar. Update Windows screwed up the driver. Tried opening the settings for the video card, and i...

AGPtEK Fortnite

That’s from a Windows VM, recorded on the host. No real reason to do that, better to use OBS in the VM. Game could of changed the settings, after the ...

No runny dump today?

After my shower it felt like I needed to take a runny dump. Took a dump when I got home, barely anything came out, and it wasn’t runny at all. Update T...

Monitor was off when I got home

And apparently I left my bedroom light on all day. Looks like I just left it on again. I can’t even remember to turn lights off now. Needed to scratch ...

That blanket might be dirty

Yup, I use a blanket all year long. That’s why a fan is pointed at me on my bed. The blanket was semi on the floor. Almost looked like I was going to h...

UNMS is kind of useless

The only good thing is firmware management. No Traffic Analysis in it. Was hoping it would save that to my VM, it resets or something on the router itself, p...

The next Battlefield game is useless

You have to use teamwork, that means listening to your squad mates. Also, I won’t buy any EA PC game. Battlefield 1 no longer works, it closes very qui...

Burger King failed

She said we waited for fifteen minutes, the person in front of us was having an issue, they kept handing stuff back. So my food was sitting there for fifteen...

The Moto X4 has odd bugs

Connect a Steam controller to it, and you’ll see for a second something about an app using battery or something, by the time you get to the notificatio...

CDN shit itself again

That’s why this site is currently slow. Good job BunnyCDN. Hold shift down while reloading, and enjoy. What’s the point in a CDN if it makes your...

They sure love checking for bedbugs

And they think I’m going to clean my apartment for uninvited guests. Nope. I’ll be sure to delay changing my sheets until after they come. Might ...

Nothing but a stinky asshole

Don’t date me, or talk to me. Nothing more then a stinky asshole. They’ll put me down eventually. Once Trump makes something I do illegal, and th...

The last dog I get

Walk back and forth, and then find out it was for nothing, as she didn’t go number two. You have to pull on her to get her to walk. She thinks she need...

Slow download

The free demo site, if you don’t pay you get around 100 KB/s or less. Costs $30 for six months, or ten dollars for one month. I won’t pay either....

She can't hide it

If somebody thinks going out of town for work is a vacation, you are a burden to them. It’ll be a vacation everyday for her when I die. Probably have a...

A dildo a day

Need to post a dildo picture a day. Then those who spy on me, will just see dildo pictures and nothing else. Probably get arrested for posting dildo pictures...

Damn it

Should of bought the battery charging hub for the drone. You can only charge one at a time without it. Plug a micro USB cable into the drone to charge it. I&...

Big dump

Like a weeks worth of shit. Probably lost a pound or more.

Might of killed my Steam Controller

By trying to update the firmware in a Windows VM. I managed to make my computer completely freeze trying to do it. Problem is, updating USB devices, they sho...

Debian is downloading

Got to install it to a VM, so I can use UNMS. How much RAM does it need? Is 128 MB enough? Probably not, it’s the XFCE CD ISO. Crap, UNMS needs 2 GB of...

Tello drone

Not that great, it has to be windless to fly outside. A slight amount of wind will knock it down. You do get an extra battery for free, if you order from sto...

No need to save $300 a month

Don’t plan on buying anything expensive. Phones are useless. ClearClick HD Video Capture Stick Does that have HDMI out? Otherwise there will be serious...

Nice log

Came out of my ass, had to wait a long time for it to happen. Go from runny dumps, to no dumps.

Thought process?

Not everybody has a thought process. Some “people” just do what their programming tells them to do. More like a soul stuck in a “human&rdqu...

UNMS

Manjaro isn’t officially supported. I could use a VM, but the point in the new router was to have no VM running in the background 24/7. But it probably...

Didn't I go to bed earlier?

Still slept until almost 10 am. Turned my alarm off, and went back to sleep. Might of went to bed at 10 pm. Yesterday it was after 12 am.

Another new person moving in

Is there a camera on the 1st floor? There is on my floor. If so, they might get a citation for using the fire exit to move in. It’s not a secure buildi...

"Normal"

People tell themselves that to feel superior to others. The Nazi fantasy is everywhere.

Going to the nut house is free

Good luck making somebody pay for their stay if they were detained. Nobody is going to pay that bill. Pretty sure the paperwork says the state pays for it. M...

Dry hands

Maybe I’ll get a nice infection and kick the bucket. If not, I’ll probably have no skin left, from scratching it.

Talking to me will backfire

Mostly on you. I’ll just be pissed, and have a nasty look on my face every time I see you. No need to date anybody to know they are all bad. I’ve...

Buy a game capture USB device

The Switch has no game capture or streaming built in. Just don’t share anything that shows you playing demos, that could get the video removed. How shi...

Would be cheaper to use two micro SD cards

I have an extra 64 GB card. Just copy everything except the games to the other card. Then copy the missing games from the full card to the non full card. Tha...

Phone is fast today

And I did nothing. How did Motorola massively screw up the X4? Because Lenovo bought them, and doesn’t care. Still stuck on March security updates.

Dumping my two games

Using WAINCartDumperNX. On to the second game. Now I need to buy more games. I should get SX OS soon, possibly on the 15th. Should of bought the Pro though, ...

Don't buy the $10 jig

It no longer works. Might have a life time warranty, but I’m to lazy to email them. Will my butt scratcher one really break it? Cause it still works, n...

EdgeRouter PITA to setup

What happens if somebody on my wired network changes their IP to outside of the defined range? You can’t block base on VLAN, you have to use 192.168....

Crap

If she switches to Sprint, my phone selection will be massively decreased. Oh well, I’ll keep what I have most likely. It’s only $15 per line per...

The US is now run on religion

Thanks to the Trump Administration. The vice president, doesn’t understand that religion is supposed to be separated from the government. I need to cou...

027

That’s the reading from my water meter in my ZeroWater pitcher. You are supposed to change it at 006. Must be drinking a lot of water, don’t thin...

Honor View10

That’s the phone I’m getting. EMUI kind of sucks, it’s like an iOS clone. But who cares, it’s cheaper then the OnePlus 6, and the Raz...

The Razer Phone has micro SD

Costs more then the OnePlus 6, and has a slightly worse CPU. But you get a micro SD slot. Probably overkill, if you don’t plan on playing games on it. ...

Only gained 0.2 pounds

Would of lost 0.3 pounds if I used the weight before my shower. Shows you how useless scales are. Weigh yourself every two minutes. And you’ll see how ...

There's a nano AMD Vega 56 now

But it’s sold out and requires a 650 watt power supply. I can’t remember how big mine is. Found a picture, doesn’t show how many watts. Fou...

Manjaro moved their Git

You can find it here. Did they not like Microsoft buying GitHub? Compiling the 4.17 kernel now, it’s faster then waiting for Manjaro to push the update...

HTC U12+

There we go, found a phone, it’s only $800. It has micro SD, the OnePlus 6 doesn’t. The OnePlus 6 has the same CPU though. Probably don’t n...

Call religion bat shit crazy

Get murdered. Now who’s the crazy one? I know what my killer looks like. He has a beard. No not Jesus, beard wasn’t big enough. Just like the peo...

Lucky my water doesn't taste like fish

Smells like fish. Taste buds must of adjusted to ignore the taste. Got a new filter coming, didn’t want to go to Walmart. Safeway has a self checkout, ...

I just thought of a great video to make

Problem is, you need 3D animation skills to do it. The animation might not be the hard part, making the 3D model would be the hard part. Also, it would resul...

Don't really need a new phone

A 50” Vizio 4k TV would be cheaper, the E series. Under $500. Don’t need a new TV either though. You shouldn’t need to really adjust the se...

Dillon´s Dead Heat Breakers

Best 3DS game ever. Got the free demo for now. Probably buy the UK version on eBay next month. To lazy and cheap to transfer money out of my savings. Got to ...

If gay is a choice

Then everybody is bisexual. That’s probably forbidden to in the wonderland of religion.

FPS took a dump while sky diving

Went down to 30 FPS. Didn’t notice any stuttering though. It has some weird stuttering or something at 60 FPS, maybe I should limit it to 30 instead.

No new NVIDIA GPUs for a long time

How long is that? No worries, I think I’ll get the AMD RX 580, it costs more then the 1060 6 GB, but has two more gigs of RAM. Or it could be the same ...

Abortion is a religion issue

Therefore, the government can’t do anything about it. But that’s currently not the case, the government is playing God. Some people believe nothi...

Scam text

They sent it to my Cricket number. Claiming I can get a job from Amazon. Search for the domain on Google, and you’ll find nothing, whois it and nothing...

I know what I can buy

Nothing for me, just a Switch for my older sister’s kids. Problem is, by the time it’s Christmas, I’ll have over 2k in the bank. Looks like...

Found a site that takes PayPal

And they have the SX OS, don’t need the fancy dong. You have to email them the order # and your PayPal email, then they send you a request. Just don...

Lovers in the distance

No editing needed on that picture. Now I can cry myself to sleep, knowing I have no lover. Just look at the picture before bed, to remind myself. Think I...

Bowels are annoying

Take a not very big dump, then later take a bigger one. Or at least that’s what happened the past two days. Maybe no big one tonight.

Goat

Going to the park was a mistake though. She does her ignoring thing there too. I won’t be going camping with her if she goes. I don’t consider b...

A camera that does everything?

My camera does do everything a camera is supposed to do. It actually does more then a point & shoot camera, you can change the lenses on it. I’m gu...

When will AMD fix their Windows driver?

Never. The open source Linux AMD driver is alright, better then the closed source one probably, good luck playing games with it though. And I had to disable ...

She doesn't understand tech

Somebody might buy a new camera, even if they like the one they have. She thinks you should use one thing forever. As long as it still works. So drop it on t...

The summer is coming back

Cold for like two days. Thought the summer was gone already. Didn’t need a sweater today.

Funny

The Panasonic 25mm is the lens I traded in, I thought it was a 17mm lens I traded in. I re bought the lens. Should of kept it. I don’t think my open bo...

Great medicine my ass

The other day Tonka didn’t eat her food right away. The day before yesterday, I gave her the medicine for her arthritis. Probably doesn’t hurt he...

It's funny when dogs shake

Tonka shakes her head a lot. Because I give her lots of kisses on the head. I treat her like a baby. I don’t care if she’s 82 years old.

Damn it

Can’t passthrough either of my two network cards, they are in a group with a bunch of other stuff. It would be better then using a USB ethernet adapter...

How many new people are here?

Possibly three, one person could be the same as somebody else I saw. More if you count their kid(s) and dad.

Ubiquiti Networks ER-X EdgeRouter X

How hard is it to setup? Should do VLANs. The problem would be setting it up. Can it be used as a controller for their APs? Or do I still have to run that on...

Phone or camera?

A phone would be cheaper, by about $20. A camera might be good for taking erotic pictures. I wouldn’t really use either of them. Olympus OM-D E-M10 Mar...

Boot trap?

After BT relocked, “Your device has loaded a different operating system” Got to love how people use abbreviations for everything. I didn’...

Vanilla Greek yogurt is good

Better then all other flavors. I should buy some vanilla and drink it. Or make a vanilla cake, and eat it all at once, toss it in my face, and lick it up.

Weak dump

Might be constipated. How does that work? I ate cheese for dinner. Pizza with cheese on it. Update More shit just came out. Still nothing to be proud of.

Ended my eBay listing

Might be charged a final value fee. I can avoid that, unlink my PayPal account, or remove my debit cards and bank from PayPal. Not selling my adapter for $56...

No modchip for me

Just read their FAQ, and clicked the Payment link, and sure enough their merchant account isn’t in the US. Sweet, now I get to get charged a fee to tra...

Modchip pre ordered

Could take till the end of the month to get here though. Got the one with the USB dongle, and the tool. Guess those jigs I ordered were useless. You can wait...

Good idea

Don’t buy anything. I’ll get 1k in the bank sooner doing that. Then I can buy a video card. Will probably be the NVIDIA 1060 6 GB, it’s che...

Only gained 3.8 pounds

I’ll be up to 270 in no time. Doctor thought it was a great idea to increase my buspirone. Doesn’t do anything, other then make you hungry. So I ...