FPS is related to the Linux kernel

If running Windows in a VM in Linux. Apparently 4.16.13 has regressions. I removed it from mirror.panhandlersonline.com. Seeing as it has issues. Fortnite st...

And Battlefield 1 still doesn't work

No BSOD, just the game exits, almost immediately after I spawn in the the game. No error, nothing, just exits. Maybe somebody is sending something to me, tha...

AMD-Vi: Completion-Wait loop timed out

Something to do with the GPU passthrough. Probably need to downgrade the kernel. [18195.106858] pcieport 0000:00:03.1: PCIe Bus Error: severity=Uncorrected ...

Buy the Fitbit Versa?

Even though I really don’t need it? One of the Walmart’s has it. I should still be able to save at least $150. Got to go to Walmart to get a pros...

There's some stink missiles

More like stink grenades. A bunch of little ones, all in the Jonny. Why was the A/C on? It’s set at 71F, and it’s 68.2F in here. The temperature ...

I froze Fortnite then Windows

Origin was verifying a game, then Fortnite decided to freeze, then Windows froze. I just forced the Windows VM off. Could be the Virtio driver, might need to...

Your CPU isn't 25C on air?

You just need a half ass working A/C, and a fan blowing at the computer. Oh and two really loud fans in the front of the case. That’s the doing nothing...

Stupid band steering

That’s why my WiFi disconnects in the bathroom sometimes. Connecting to the 2.4 GHz. I assume that’s why, as I was connected to 2.4 GHz once it r...

Good idea

Make somebody a doctor appointment that has zero concerns anymore. I’ll just tell them I have tumors under my dick, like Peter did.

Fixed my fan

Not really hard. It’s all plastic, take the dusty blade off, turn the thing in the center, till it’s loose. Then put the gear or whatever plastic...

Fallout 76

Might be survival game. Fallout 4 is to hard, so I haven’t played it for a long time. The building is a pain in 4. Survival games aren’t very fun...

Who's FPS is that?

Fortnite didn’t use to show FPS when spectating. I’m guessing it’s the players, not mine. One person’s FPS is worse then mine, anothe...

ECS Liva Z N4200

The chip is quad core, according to Google. Does it support AES? Yes it does, I think a future pfSense will require that. My pfSense VM only has 2 cores. And...

The original Guild Wars isn't dead

I thought the servers were shut down. Apparently not, they just released a big graphic update. If you have a shitty Android phone, look at your news feed. I&...

Still no pfSense on the ESPRESSObin

Somebody on their forum claimed they got it booting, but only silence now. On their forum, they said something about the ClearFog, but their downloads only l...

You can pre order the Atari VCS

Doesn’t come out till Spring of next year. Might as well wait and pay the full $300 for it. It has a Linux sandbox, for porting or creating apps and co...

Probably keeping my Moto X4

I’ll put a custom ROM on it, as soon as I can. Then I’ll know if the WiFi disconnecting is software or hardware, if it’s hardware, I’...

There's a free Pokemon RPG for the Switch

You probably need the latest firmware. Will it be easy to make the WiFi disabled in the CFW but not the original firmware? You might have to disable in origi...

Stupid HDMI audio extractor

Tried booting my Windows VM, and there was no video. Rebooted, no video while booting. Rebooted again, with the HDMI from computer directly plugged into the ...

SX OS is a download

According to one of the sites you can pre order it on. Who knows if I’ll pre order it. If it’s a download, might as well wait.

Jacob Seed is dead in Far Cry 5

Didn’t even mean to start the last mission, it was almost to the max reputation, and I did just enough to make it happen. I don’t think you have ...

Buy the Nokia 6.1?

It might do 5 GHz, on N, just no AC. Apparently A uses 5 GHz. That’s better then no 5 GHz. Still stupid, no idea why it doesn’t do AC. Probably b...

They are installing cameras

Just outside? Or inside too? They are using a lift to install on the building outside. Says to keep blinds closed when changing. I change in the bathroom. I...

Big dump before dinner

Did I not shit yesterday or something? Or maybe eating almost 24 granola bars in two or three days is to many.

Phone just disconnected from WiFi

Either somebody trying to get on my WiFi again. Or the phone needs to be sent back to Motorola again. I think I’ll just sell it for $100 or less. And n...

Olympus lens it is

Cheaper, you can correct whatever the problem is at 150mm. In software, somebody said it was soft. Olympus doesn’t list it on their outlet page anymore.

There we go

I took a nap shortly after lunch. Probably won’t be sleeping tonight.

Just $75 a month?

That’s almost how much my mom pays for three lines of cell service. Comcast likes spamming their own customers. They think I want their shitty TV servi...

I'll probably buy the Olympus lens

You can get it used for $53 from KEH. Who cares how good it is with the max zoom, it’s only $53. I lied, that’s for four thirds, not micro four t...

PANASONIC LUMIX GX85

That says it has in body stabilization. Does anybody sell just the body for less then $600? The answer is probably no. Maybe on eBay. $450 on eBay. Probably ...

There's the mean old lady

Walking her white dog. She’ll demand you move your dog if you are on the sidewalk in her way. She’ll probably pepper spray you if you tell her to...

That's the problem with humans

They kill each other to deal with issues. They think war solves their problems. There’s already been two world wars. There will be plenty more. Nothing...

Is that a lens hood?

That’s what it looks like. Won’t screw onto my Panasonic 25mm lens though, the hood came with it. With or without the UV filter on, it won’...

What are those specs?

Search Google for “FZ80 flickr”, and zoom into some of the pictures. There’s little specs. Is that noise? They should lower the price of it...

Odd fellow

That’s a lot of work to say hi to somebody that doesn’t want to speak to anybody. Everybody can say hi to everybody except me. That’ll Make...

Somebody knocked on my door

While I was sitting on the Jonny. After I was done, I looked out the peeping hole, and nobody was there. Good thing, I had no clothes on. They might be shock...

Sofie is an odd dog

Lilly was sniffing Tonka’s face, and Tonka was wagging her tail. Sofie went over to them and growled. I have no idea why. What does it matter if they ...

PC games are hard

Aiming with a mouse is hard. Better off playing single player games on the PS4. Looks like my mouse ability took a dump. I took two or three dumps in the Jon...

PANASONIC LUMIX FZ80

That has enough zoom, to get up my bum. It’s about $300 on Amazon. More zoom then a hundred dollar zoom lens. And it’s a Panasonic camera. I mis...

Canon FD adapter is on eBay

Buy it now for $77. Bidding starts at $45. Looks like there’s some dust on it, they can blow it off with something. Yes, I’m to lazy. Not exactly...

pfSense might be safe

From the most likely Russian malware. Also, you might need remote administration enabled.

Another dark shit

Do oreos cause dark shit? Or internal bleeding? Got to love being right, dead before 30. How did my dad live over 40? He drank and did drugs. Not internal bl...

Probably not buying a new CPU

Whatever comes out next I might buy. I get a steady 60 FPS, drops a little when skydiving. Still not smooth, stuttering or something, while it’s at 60 ...

Only one dump today?

Just one dark dump today. I ate pizza with cheese on it. Apparently that doesn’t result in a runny dump right away. If I have internal bleeding, eventu...

Probably won't pre order the TX modchip

Doesn’t mean I won’t get it. Got to wait and see what happens with the free firmware. It could be released, and a backup loader could be released...

Rebooting is for consumer routers

Is pfSense consumer? If it was hacked, I can just wipe it. It’s in a VM. Pretty sure the target was standalone routers, not ones running in a VM. Also,...

Dillon's Dead-Heat Breakers

You can’t buy the cart of that game in the US. If you could, I would. You can’t even buy a download code on Amazon. I might be banned for hacking...

Dark shit

If it’s black, you have internal bleeding. Looked like it might of been black. Didn’t have my glasses on, so I’m not 100% positive it was b...

She'll never speak to me again

She was being friendly in a weird way. She found out what she wanted, my name, and if I had anxiety. No idea why she’d want to know if I have anxiety. ...

There's a runny dump

I thought my runny dump days were over. Apparently not. I’d only go to the doctor because of the pain, don’t really care about it being runny. Bu...

Buy TX or wait?

If you wait, it’s free to do. Also, you’ll be waiting until at least June 15th. The free firmware could come out before then, or the same time. T...

Enhanced backup.py

#!/usr/bin/env python import subprocess, sys, re, pathlib from datetime import datetime backup_folder = "/media/Backup/Windows_10_backup" if len(sys.argv) !...

Should of kept my Moto G5S Plus

Doesn’t it have a bigger screen? It also has custom ROMs. You don’t have to wait for the very few developers to release something. Oh well. IR...

Did the kernel update break QEMU?

Maybe. Seems like every time I update the kernel, it either fixes, or breaks it. Should either try the mainline version, or go back one version. I’ll r...

Don't feed OCD?

He must be talking out of his ass again. You just need to be alive, to feed OCD. You could be a vegetable in a hospital bed, and you could still feed it. Bei...

She taught the baby a new word

She said “oh fuck” and then the baby did. And she was getting mad at me for singing the old MC. Donald song to him in the car, because it sounded...

Don't use AutoRCM

According to this, if your Switch has no battery power left, and AutoRCM is installed, you’ll need to remove the battery and charge it externally, or i...

Tonka won't eat her new food either

Don’t know why she won’t eat. Guess she waits until she’s hungry or something. Or she liked the food my mom gave to my sister.

Smart?

Your head must be up your ass if you think I’m smart.

Why would you want to be aware?

Monetizing a fake “disorder”, it’s all in your head, just like reality. Plugin works with sticky posts now, needed some () after AND, othe...

One weird trick to kill Windows in a VM

Upgrade your AMD video driver. Then go into safe mode after it fails to boot, to remove it using DDU, then reboot, and install an old AMD driver, and remove ...

Haha, Trump can't block Twitter users

Must suck being the president. According to this, he can’t. To bad I don’t have a Twitter account, I could say to him “Make America Stink A...

Why SX OS isn't sold by ModChipsDirect

Not really out of stock, they aren’t stocking it. There seems to be really low demand for this compared to the SX pro. Since the price is so similar a...

Walmart app sucks

No copy and paste supported when signing in. Random password? Enjoy typing it in manually. Morons. Need the app, so I can tell them when I get there, to pick...

Fishing in Far Cry 5 will hurt your pinkie

Need to get three more perk points, so I can get the fish perk. Also, need to go to a sales person, and see what the better fishing rod does. Maybe someday. ...

I need to go to bed

Either the medicine isn’t working good enough, or to good. Tired and I did nothing today. What’s the max dose of this medicine? Might already be ...

Oops

Some guy in the elevator asked the name of my dog, told him, then he said hi to her. Then he said “I’m John”, and then I said “Hi&rdq...

Nintendo can ban me

Then I’ll say, how can I buy games from the eShop? Of course, you borrow them from Google. Funny though, my N3DS never got banned, it’s hacked. H...

There's a surge of anxiety

Walking by a woman, who might be very attractive. Lucky for me, she didn’t say anything. Then I’d probably faint. Might because I didn’t ex...

Constipated again?

Maybe. Bowels are stupid. Looks like every other day not much comes out. Then the next day, I’ll take a big dump. Should of asked for a milkshake. Prob...

Phone just disconnected from WiFi

Yup, the Moto X4 really doesn’t like IPv6. I’d have to send it to them, and the replacement may or may not work correctly on WiFi. Not sure it co...

Fortnite froze

At least I was able to open Task Manager and end it. The freezing might be Fortnite related now, not the patched QEMU. It was worse with the patched QEMU, co...

OnePlus ONEPLUS A6003

Is that the new one? The single core score is almost as good as an iPhone SE. That should be plenty fast then. Looks like it is. The multi core score is of c...

A new CPU is cheaper then a AMD RX 580

That could help the stuttering more anyways. And even if it doesn’t, I should be able to compile with all 16 threads. The video card could be damaged f...

Sapphire

Why do their AMD RX 580 cards cost way more then most other brands? They are a good brand. Not sure they are worth a premium over the other brands. It has a ...

That's what happened to the OCD

It didn’t exactly get worse. The subject just changed. The old OCD was better. Makes sense, if something doesn’t bother you anymore, then it̵...

Great place to sit

Some guy put his chair on the sidewalk by the yard, so he could talk to the people in the yard. No idea why he didn’t just go in the yard, and put his ...

Use a helicopter in Far Cry 5

That’s the easy way to do the Radio Silence or whatever mission. I did grapple to one tower. Then I was roaming around in a helicopter, decided to use ...

Don't use qemu-patched

One of the patches causes freezing in games. The last freeze, I had to shut Windows down, couldn’t close anything. Windows was able to shut itself down...

Haha, he failed at dating my sister

Haha, I failed at life. He has a ton of female friends on Facebook, ask one or all of them out. I have zero friends on Facebook, and zero Facebook. Should pr...

Why is the Wii U so fucking slow?

The original Wii is faster. I’d take the original Wii over the Wii U any day. Install a game to the internal NAND, and you’ll see how slow it is....

800 ISO outside?

Didn’t even think to change that. Luckily the sun wasn’t out, so it didn’t matter. The sun was out a little in some spots. I don’t us...

Finally took a real dump

It might of been stinky too, can’t remember. Only one big turd came out yesterday. A bunch of shit came out today. Does that mean only one real dump ev...

That medicine is powerful

I was sort of awake, but I couldn’t feel anything, like my arm. Then I got out of bed, to check the time, it was almost 8 am. Went back to bed till 9 a...

Why you shouldn't buy any phone

It’ll be obsolete in a year. If you have an disposable income, then you might as well buy an iPhone X every year. Otherwise, have no phone, they are us...

Dijon mustard is nasty

Taste buds might of changed again, or there was something wrong with that mustard. Still haven’t taken a real dump. Going to bed soon, maybe it’l...

That's some good medicine

It’ll make you tired during the day, I take three before bed. See if I can get it increased to four. Then I shouldn’t even wake up. Doesn’t...

Linux Mint is a dick

I wasted time trying to get the ethernet WiFi connected, it thought the WiFi was ethernet. Rebooted, and it was back to normal, it was WiFi again. iwlist wor...

Nice

Quantum computers means instant cracking of all encryption. That’ll come in handy, for cracking the PS4, then you can borrow any game you want, youR...

What's wrong with the dog?

One of the dogs threw up at my mom’s. Probably Tonka, she wouldn’t eat very much of her dinner, and there was a lot of puke. Think Sofie was down...

One hacked Wii U

I used my shitty Intel Dell laptop. I should probably still sell it. The card reader is USB 2.0 speed only. Unless that card is slow. Didn’t look at t...

Constipated

One big turd came out. Thought I was done, nothing was coming out, then a big turd came out. I’m sure there’s more, must be a roadblock.

71F my ass

Thermometer says 76.1F. The A/C is a liar.

Gained 5.9 pounds

Over 260 now. Should be up to 300 pounds pretty soon. Then 400 pounds, then 500 pounds, then 600 pounds, then a heart attack.

Is your poop supposed to be dark?

That might be caused by internal bleeding. Apparently cheese causes internal bleeding. I ate a double cheddar burger from Zips for dinner. The melted cheese ...

No drug test results

Sister’s ex’s mother claims they didn’t get the drug test results. They could track it on a cellphone. And it’s been over three days....

Why did they organize the Switch forum?

Now I have to click every single link, can’t just see all the posts and scroll down. Maybe if I get a sex change, it’ll be easier. That’s w...

The Moto X4 would be a good phone

If it didn’t have a shitty OS called Android on it. Might as well blame Google, it’s still Android. Some stuff I do is fast, and some isn’t...

Janelle Monáe

She makes good music. I’m obsessed over her music.

Does that mean she's single?

If a woman is starring at you? Not if she has a baby. And probably not if she doesn’t. Good luck getting me to look at you. I’ll assume you are a...

She didn't need a 64 GB SD card

I have one sitting on my desk. It’s micro SD, just use an adapter, like the one she bought is supposed to come with. Was testing my SD card reader on m...

Does gphotosuploader work?

I used the extension to get the auth.json file. Says it uploaded stuff, but I can’t see anything new on photos.google.com. Must be a massive delay. Goo...

Tonka

Good lens for taking pictures of dogs. How did I make it so bright? Easy, a powerful flash, and a MagSphere. The flash wasn’t pointing directly at her...

How is that a private tracker?

If I can signup? Nintendo can signup, and sue all the seeders. Take em to court, and send em to prison, so they can get ass fucked while doing their time. Th...

My phone might have malware

Well, it does if you count Android. Earlier, it looked like a download notification popped up, then it disappeared. And I just checked the Downloads, there w...

Steam Link is available on Android

That must be a blast, playing PC games with an onscreen controller. And on a tiny screen, possibly bigger then my penis. It’s installing. Probably won&...

UniFi controller is setup on my desktop

Had to run a command on the AP to get it to show up in the web configuration. Search Google for “UniFi provision”. You want the CLI link. Assumin...

Xecuter SX OS

According to switchsx.com, it’ll cost around $4 for the cheapest shipping. Didn’t know the OS required shipping and handling. In that case, I re...

Why did I sell No Man's Sky?

I played it once. Not sure I liked or disliked it. Probably pretty cheap now, just like when I bought it. Think I paid $20 for the PS4 version. It got a bad ...

You don't want to date me

Trust me, you can find an actual human being. Now, if you want to date somebody full of shit, I used to know such a fellow. A full of shit human is better th...

Is that even possible?

To get objects that aren’t the same distance in focus? Maybe with the right aperture. They do it with outside pictures. You can see the trees behind th...

Was that woman walking towards me?

I think she moved, her car hasn’t been here for some time now. Since I don’t talk to my neighbors, I don’t know anything. I do know how to ...

I still saved what I had in my checking

Except, it would of been $150 more if I didn’t buy the lens. Panasonic makes good lenses, no idea why their 25mm is cheaper then Olympus. I’m not...

Tonka didn't eat all her food at my mom's

First time she’s done that. She was going to eat some more, but Sofie ran past her, and started guarding it and eating it. Looks like Sofie has trouble...

Lots of fuckers at Walmart

Going to Walmart when you are super sleepy, might be a bad idea. Lucky I didn’t punch any of the fuckers. Then I’d be getting fisted in jail.

Panasonic Lumix G 25mm f/1.7 ASPH. Lens

I might of bought an open box lens. B&H had it for $130. That’s only $20 or a little less then the new one. But it said $129.95, so it’s $120...

Meike MK-4/3-28-2.8 28mm f/2.8

Can that lens focus on small text? Or I mean have sharp text? I think my Vivitar is anti small text. That lens is only $70 on Amazon. No sample images taken ...

What's the point in America?

It’s full of racist assholes. Get pulled over, and if you are African American, you might get shot in the head. Full of transphobic assholes too. They ...

Nice dump before dinner

A full size dump. Might need to wipe some more. After shitting, it’s a never ending battle of wiping.

Safe jig came

Does it work? Think they claim to test them all. Update $10 jig works.

Water filter is slow

Usually is done filtering by now. Looks like it doesn’t filter if it’s sitting on the counter anymore. Now it needs to be in the sink, or held up...

Nice pfSense upgrade

It removed UniFi controller. And Java. To lazy to redo it. Probably just shut the AP off, and have zero WiFi. Or install it to my desktop, and make a rule so...

Constipated?

Not much of a dump came out, took two. How long till I take a real dump? Did let out one stinky fart after the first dump. Update The rest came out. Left a m...

Lens might not be the problem

Text is sharp, if you take a picture of something else. Move the object to the center of the kitchen, and it might be sharper. Also, might need more then 5x ...

Canon lens sold on eBay

Didn’t know $60 was a good price. Looks like I now get to pay $2 more for a bargain one on KEH. Assuming my card will work, the dumbass credit union ha...

Good job Cash

Declined my payment, was trying to preorder something. Must not do international purchases. That’s a bummer. No way to buy it then. Most likely would b...

Chewy will give you a refund

If your dog(s) don’t like the food you bought. Tonka might just not be hungry. Mom got a refund for the food she bought, because the dogs won’t e...

Tonka woke me up this morning

Was trying to wait for my alarm to go off. But she jumped on the bed and licked my ears. It was almost time for the alarm to go off. Your dog doesn’t l...

Announcing Xecuter SX Pro and SX OS

Just the software is $25, and the Pro is $35. So tempting, I’d get it June 15th. More info here and here. You can only pre order from China. And itR...

Nice computer is flickering again

There is a new kernel update. Or maybe the refurbished card has issues. Except, rebooting usually fixes it for a while. Might be Compton.

TX kind of failed

Seeing as the free CFW comes out soon, possibly in June. The TX modchip starts preorders by the end of the week. It’ll be interesting to see what’...

How long was my zipper "broken"?

Could of went outside without my pants zipped. The zipper was up, but failed to zip or keep it zipped. It’s zipped now. Till it undoes itself again.

Probably won't buy a new phone

The newest E-M10 might be cheaper then the OnePlus 6. It’s $550, don’t know how much the new phone will cost. Does the newest E-M10 have a better...

Didn't need msbuild

Instructions for getting Wii U USB Helper here. Now, how do I uninstall the visual crap I installed? Might still be installing. I know, restore my backup, th...

gphotosuploader

Unofficial program for uploading to Photos, will the images be resized for free unlimited storage? You can get it here. If you are running it on a headless m...

Ouch

Who knew yawning could be so painful? The muscles or whatever in your jaw will hurt if you screw up the yawning process. Or under your jaw. I’ll probab...

Hengyijia 25mm F1.8 DISCOVER Manual Lens

If you change the aperture to f5.6, it’s sharp in the center. To bright at f4, with a flash. Lowering the aperture more on the Vivitar, with the $150 a...

Tonka doesn't like her new food?

Or she has a belly ache. Mom changed the food over there again. Changing their food will make them get a belly ache. It’ll suck if she doesn’t e...

Canon FD 50mm F/1.2L

That lens is expensive, says $600-$700. But at least I could use my FD adapter. I’ll settle for the second one on the list. KEH sometimes has stuff on ...

Rage 2

I might be buying that, for the PS4. Never beat the first one though.

300 useless dog waste bags

Useless if you wanted refills to put in your dog waste bag dispenser. All 300 bags are on one rolls, that won’t fit in the dispenser. You can take some...

Should of kept my Panasonic lens

It was a good lens, especially for the price. I could rebuy it, think it sells for $150. Rather get a $300+ lens. Or a new camera, if the price is low enough...

Switch hackers don't like pirates

They “warn” you about doing so. What’s wrong with them wanting to go to prison? Or losing all their money? What do they expect to come of h...

Smoking is bad news

If a woman is outside smoking and says hello to you, don’t respond. I need to change my name, and get half my face sliced off. Then nobody will be frie...

I don't need the Switch modchip

You can use a Android phone to launch the exploit. Except, it might not work for me, the phone is only 2.0. Says to use a 3.0 port, for the best results. I&#...

Switch modchip

There’s a video of Team Xecuter’s modchip. That might be better then the free way, you need a computer. That has a USB thing you plug into the C...

Go camping?

With who? Myself? Sounds like a good way to get murdered. The doctor asked if I liked camping, and said I should go. Also, it would have to be somewhere not ...

Nice constipated dump

Three baby turds, and a bunch on my anus. Still no runny dump. Maybe I should buy a cheesecake, and see what happens.

TVDB is having issues

No auto transcoding my shows, unless I don’t want the episode number. Their site works, but the API has issues. Looks like it’s working again, sl...

I found Wii U game demos

Just search all your news indexers, you paid for, or have free access to. Probably going to hack my mom’s Wii U for her. Gonna need an external drive t...

Will Windows activate on my Dell laptop?

I didn’t test Windows before wiping it and installing Linux. I suppose a file recovery program might get the Windows it had on the 1 TB drive back. Or ...

Big loose dump

Was stinky too. Still no runny dump from the pizza with light cheese on it. Felt good getting all that shit out though.

Nikola Tesla fell in love with a pidgin

Just watch the Tesla documentary on Netflix, think PBS made it. How did he know the pidgin was female? Did he use a magnifying glass? And how did he manage t...

No runny dump yet

Light cheese might be fine, from Papa Murphy’s. Instead of the runs, my bowels did the thing where I have to shit all night. Small turds come out. The ...

Switch RCM Jigs USA

No email saying it shipped yet. How many days does it take to ship it? I ordered it I think Thursday. We will notify you when it has been sent. Does Shopif...

Big dump

How long till I have a runny dump? The taco pizza had cheese on it, she said light cheese. The unhealthy food I bought got my bowels moving.

41C?

Computer is basically doing nothing, the temperature is going up and down. Might be a bug with the bios I upgraded to. Or with the kernel. The fan speed isn&...

Lots of NVIDIA fanboys

Search Google for a NVIDIA GPU vs a AMD GPU, and there’s over 60,000 votes for the NVIDIA card, only around 9,000 for AMD. Replace NVIDIA GPU and AMD G...

Sucks nobody wants my laptop

It has an SSD, and more RAM then it came with, plus the old drive in the optical bay. That’s the problem with having extra money, you buy something on ...

There's the problem with my cron

The minute was set to *, so the two hours it runs, it runs every minute of that hour. That explains why there’s more then two files some days. Can̵...

I'll never see my dad again

There’s no afterworld, or reincarnation. Just like Steven Hawking said, we are robots. Unless somebody repairs my dad, I’ll never see or talk to ...

Airtight container

That’s where Tonka’s food goes now, and her treats. Got it on Chewy, looked like a good idea. Maybe now I won’t buy food way in advance. E...

Finally a bios update for my motherboard

Claims it was released May 4th, I’ve been checking everyday, and it just showed up. Maybe I needed to clear my cache. You do on this site, if you want ...

Upgraded firmware on my Intel 600p SSD

Lucky no data was lost. I do have a backup though. I never upgraded the firmware until now. If you use that SSD with Windows, Windows will fail to install th...

Butt scratcher came

Now to see if my USB cable will brick my Switch, and if the butt scratcher will break the pins. If you don’t push it in very hard, it might not break ...

Archives works again

Very hacky method, the RC of the new Textpattern, /archives doesn’t work, it’ll get a 404 error. So instead of using the new URL, I edited my plu...

Far Cry 5 is the best PS4 game

Way better then GTA. GTA gets boring after you’ve played it enough. You aren’t exactly a criminal in Far Cry 5, according to the cult overloads y...

Nice non constipated dump

The dump last night was green, and required lots of pushing to get out. Not the case with the dump tonight. I think the new anti depressant can make you cons...

Virtio is indeed faster

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There's an angel in Far Cry 5

After you kill a bear, you go on a bliss trip, after exiting the cave. You get to jump off a statue. The angel flies you up there, and then the only way down...

Probably didn't need a new cable

Something I read said you need a cable with a 56k Ohm Pull-up Resistor. Don’t know if my cable has that. I did plug it into my Switch, it didn’t ...

Duloxetine can cause agitation?

I asked the doctor, he said no. Lies. Google says otherwise. painful or difficult urination Or maybe that’s what I asked. Still lies.

Hyperosmolar hyperglycemic state

Will that kill you? I have an altered level of consciousness, or it sure feels like it. That’s diabetes. Just the word nobody uses. It’d make sen...

Myoclonus

So I do have a neurological problem, it just got worse. When did my legs shaking, and moving the entire bed start? Right when I fall a sleep. The whole body ...

He has a crush on my sister?

Probably zero women have a crush on him. I personally have a crush on nobody, female or male. I don’t talk to him anymore. Women might have a crush on ...

Bought a different jig for my Switch

The paperclip one might damage the Switch. So I bought one from switchjigs.com. It’s ten dollars, but they claim it’s safer. It’ll be funny...

Be an asshole

Wake up with a lovely feeling in your gut. That’s what you get for being an asshole. Except, some assholes don’t, so they continue being one. And...

Whole body shaking in bed

I might of been slightly awake, and it felt like my entire body was shaking. Could of been a dream. There’s some anxiety shaking thing. But says after ...

US Mobile would be $14 a month

Only a hundred minutes, texts, and 300 MB of data though. That’s plenty, if nobody knows your number. Need it in case I get locked outside. If nobody k...

Only 78.6F in my apartment

That’s normal. Wonder how hot my computer gets when using all 16 threads. 8 threads is 43C. With the fan on auto.

Enjoy voice mail

Removed the SIM card from my phone, now I have zero cell service, unless I put it back in. I can still make emergency calls, you don’t need a SIM card ...

Brain zapping

That’s a good solution to all mental insanity. They’d have to basically fry my brain. Then it’d be to hard to remember any insanity. I̵...

It's only 76.6F in here

Remember, that’s normal. The A/C isn’t capable of making it cooler then that. That’s why it’s been running most of the day. No need t...

What soul?

Mine left my body a while ago. When I die, there won’t be anything left. Now I’m just a biological robot.

Neighbor spoofer called

Phone blocks all numbers not on my contacts, so no silent ringing. No voice mail, obvious useless call.

People think Apple products are good

And some people think Google products are good. Neither are. Pure Linux is better then both. To bad the Linux phone doesn’t come out till next year. I ...

Send all calls to voice mail

Then the spammers, scammers, and debt collectors will never hear my phone ring. At any time, they could spoof a number on my contacts. If it goes to voice ma...

Buy a TCL 4k TV

They are supposed to be good for the money, not sure about the 49” one. Kind of useless though, none of my stuff is 4k. It has Roku built in though. I ...

Tired, hard to yawn, and take deep breaths

Tired as soon as I wake up. The breathing might of magically gotten better, after she said she was going to make me an appointment. No need to go then. The a...

Tonka has treats now

She seems to like them. Now I don’t have to give her crackers. The crackers might be stale, kind of old. Should probably throw them out. I got those f...

Nice dump

If you like pushing it out. After I came inside with the dog, I let some small turds out. Was going to wipe my ass anyways, it was itchy. Taking a dump is a...

Another almost neighbor spoofer

Don’t text or call numbers that say they are Verizon or some other cell provider. They didn’t actually call, a debt collector spoofed their numbe...

Fitbit Versa

Looks like it does heart rate, but what about oxygen? I forgot what that’s called. I’ll buy it next month, since I have nothing else to buy. See ...

Make The Internet Great Again

Also in my dream, I canceled my internet. Depending on what bullshit monopoly ISPs do, that may happen. I don’t care about the contract, they screw it ...

The A/C says it's only 71F in here

My thermometer says it’s 74.1F. It’s right above the A/C too. Thermometer says 75F now. Doesn’t feel that hot, the A/C says 71. Might be us...

What time did I go to bed?

Think it was before 11 pm. Didn’t get out of bed until almost 11 am. The dog got on my bed and slept by me, instead of licking my ear to get me out of ...

Does your brain control your breathing?

If so, that’s the problem. I went to the doctor for lack of feeling. I most likely described it wrong, more like subdued feeling. I don’t go to t...

Instead of a runny dump

I have to shit all night, small turds come out, not runny. If I eat cheesecake, will it result in a runny dump? It did last time, or something else did, like...

She thought her TV stuff was broken again

She must of forgot she uses an antenna. The antenna was on the floor. And there was a storm last night, neither help. My recordings from last night have issu...

Nice solid dump

Still no runny dump from eating a small amount of cheese. I also ate the rest of the bean dip, which had sour cream in it.

Might need to pay for PS Plus soon

The Arcade in Far Cry 5 is online. Even if you do solo. It has to download the map, don’t know if you are actually playing on a server in solo. If you ...

She didn't renew their domains

Guess he doesn’t care about his domain. That’s what she said, when I told her the name servers were changed. Not pointing to my server anymore.

Nachos is better with very little cheese

You can taste the salsa, chips, and meat. No runny dump yet, probably soon. Or tomorrow. If the guy that made my pizza made the nachos, there would be at lea...

Why do I even go over there?

She gets pissed if I don’t respond to her. But she constantly does it to me, and then gets pissed if I get pissed. She’s going to get pissed no m...

Far Cry 5 is better then Just Cause 3

You liberate in both, but Far Cry 5 is still better. Looks better, and that’s on the PS4. I have Just Cause 3 on the PC, looks like a game from a previ...

Got working stats

Since AWStats broke itself, I switched to Webalizer. Webalizer shows the correct info. To lazy and stupid to fix AWStats.

That's how you take a dump after dinner

Hold it in all day. That bean dip had sour cream in it. I’ll probably be taking a runny dump soon. First the solids come out, then later a runny dump.

Network card actually fixed her computer

If Plex says your server isn’t powerful enough, what it means is the network is to slow. Sometimes it got that message instead of the server not being ...

That should of been obvious

To get one of the irrigation pieces in Far Cry 5, you go on the roof and shoot it down. I thought I had to get up there, I was having zero luck with that. Oh...

Almost two hundred unique bot hits a day

On my other domain. Don’t even post on that very often. Awstats says under 15 unique bots a day. Failed to reload cron.service: Job type reload is not...

Around $50 on dog stuff

I wanted the free shipping, so I bought two of the food storage things, one for my mom, she’ll pay me back. Their dog waste bags are cheaper, 300 for $...

Only 76F in here

The A/C reset itself to 80 again. No need to tell the office, that’s normal. Should ask em how long for it to change back to 70. So I don’t have...

You can get a 55" 4k TV for $300

From Walmart. Once I can get a 48” or 49” 4k for $210 or so, I’ll buy one. My TV is perfectly fine. I’d need a PS4 Pro. Does it have ...

Lenovo made Motorola shit

They can’t do software right. I won’t buy Lenovo anything. Screw up a good phone brand, never get money from me again. They will constantly repla...

FlowVPS

If they had storage servers, I might order one. They only have NVMe. Need it in case the US gets nuked, to store a backup of course. Or get one somewhere els...

Let the games not begin

Package came with Far Cry 5. But the Logitech software for my remote is broken, won’t login, so I can’t setup the PDP PlayStation 4 IR Receiver F...

Her computer runs cooler then mine

That’s because it has a water cooler. Surprised it hasn’t leaked yet, or died. Her computer was only 39C-40C while transcoding for Plex. Under fu...

What happened to the request on Skype?

Somebody added me on Skype a long time ago. Did I reject it? Thought I just signed it out of Windows. Logged in on my phone, nothing on it. Just some email, ...

Big smelly dump

Before dinner too. Does that mean no dump after dinner? Probably not. It’ll probably be runny after dinner.

Out of VRAM

Upgraded my video driver, and now Fortnite crashes too, it waited till the game was over. That is dead. Then it crashed, saying not enough VRAM. So it’...

Can't play Battlefield 1 anymore

It crashes, either before it loads the game, or shortly after you join a game. No page file makes it worse. Then it crashes while it’s loading the game...

Useless squad

They should of been playing duo, not squad. Two squad people were nearby, and instead of healing me, they kept on going. One of the them actually died, and g...

Looks like Awstats shit itself

Looking at the log file, there’s more IPs then it shows. Looks like I need to switch to something that works. To lazy.

Women don't like email or texts

Neither do debt collectors. Debt collectors use blocked numbers to call too. Had to install a call blocker, to block unknown numbers, thanks to Google for no...

I'll take that as a warning

My dream. A warning to never date anybody. I’ll end up on a hospital bed for three days, and then die. I’ve been single a long time. They both du...

And ISPs need no regulation

If you don’t subscribe to cable TV, you don’t get a free internet speed increase. See here. That’s with Comcast. Are they going to throttle...

What's better human or machine?

One shits, and the other doesn’t. Both are robots. Would make more sense to be a machine, then a human. Evolution might not work to well on machines. T...

Elementary OS works on my laptop

Faster then Manjaro, probably because I had the Gnome Manjaro on it. The touchpad is kind of twitchy. Can’t remember what I installed to fix that in Ma...

I'll only buy a new phone

If I sell this one for $150. iPhone won’t work to well, for my password manager. And I’m not typing the long ass password in manually. I doubt an...

Professional Android developer?

And they can’t figure out how to fix the USB on their phone after updating it? They probably haven’t tried a factory reset. Motorola phones are s...

Need to move my sites to shared hosting

Zero traffic, means you don’t need to spend $18 a month, or whatever it costs. I already paid the bill for this month though. Before the 1st of next mo...

No 3D printer this month

To much money in the bank to spend $150 on a printer. If I keep most of the money, I can buy a better phone in the near future. Motorola is now one of the sh...

Did my phone just disconnect from WiFi?

Looks like I need a new phone, one that can stay on WiFi. I might have enough money, for a iPhone SE on Cricket. At least an iPhone might keep it’s WiF...

I went to bed before 10 pm

Duloxetine and melatonin is a powerful combination, it’ll knock you out quickly. I was able to get up at 9 am, looks like I require 10 hours or more of...