The new Switch update sounds useless

I have none of the games that you can record the last 30 seconds of. Sounds like you can only upload it to Facebook, and something else. Don't have Facebook.
Lame recording.
The other update lets you transfer your saves to a different Switch. Doesn't let you back them up to something, so you are still screwed if it dies. Unless you know it's going to die, and you transfer the saves.
Anyone want to buy my Switch? Six hundred dollars sounds good, I assume you still can't buy it for retail, unless you go to the South Hill Target, they could of sold out by now though.