Guitar

Guess they did have something good on sale. Walmart has an electric/acoustic for around 50 bucks. That means I don’t need an amp right away. I have OCD, so playing the guitar might be easy to learn. They say it’s hard, but if you obsess over it, you might learn faster. At least you only wasted around 50 bucks on it.

There’s devices you can get to record instruments on a computer, probably cheaper to use a USB microphone.

You could be a naked rockstar, take a boner pill, and play love songs on your guitar. While you are naked of course.